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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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We've come to you because
we have a very big problem.
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And who better
to come to than you?
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We had no idea planning a wedding
was gonna be so difficult.
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It's like riding a pogo
stick in a minefield...
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Boom! (SOFTLY) Boing.
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Boom! Boing.
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Come on, what's taking
you guys so long?
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Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on!
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(SIGHING) Those are the
most beautiful dresses...
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I have ever seen!
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Oh, no.
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Topanga, do you think maybe
you're a little too emotional
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to make the right
decision about this?
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Those are the most
beautiful dresses I...
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Okay, okay, all right.
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Where's Morgan?
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I want to see how beautiful
my future sister looks.
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Hey, Morgan, come on out.
Share the joy.
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What are you, psycho?
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Morgan, you look
so beautiful.
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We look like clowns!
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Beautiful clowns.
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Cirque Du Soleil clowns.
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No, horn-honkin',
big-shoe-wearin' clowns.
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Honey...
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Shut up!
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I ain't wearin' it.
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Okay. So, you know,
just a little controversy
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over the bridesmaids'
dresses...
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But I really thought that if I
just expressed my feelings,
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everyone would
understand.
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See?
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They come with parasols!
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And the best part is
that after the wedding,
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you guys are obviously gonna
want to wear these dresses
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over and over again.
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(GRUNTING)
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Die, dress, die!
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Die! Die!
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Oh, my God!
Okay, honey!
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It's dead!
It's dead!
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It can't hurt
you anymore.
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(SIGHING) Okay.
Sweetie, how you doing?
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Good? You good?
You okay? Okay.
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Well, about these
lovely, lovely dresses...
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Maybe it's possible...
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That we are not...
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Lovely enough...
For them.
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Just cut the crap.
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At least Morgan was honest.
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Well, that's it. If you guys
can't put on these dresses
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and get caught up in the magic
of my Southern-belle wedding,
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(CRYING) then
who needs y'all?
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You're from
Philadelphia, stupid!
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CORY: ASouthern-belle wedding...
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When, uh, when did
we decide on that?
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Every wedding has to
have a theme, Cory.
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For what reason,
my darling?
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Because it does.
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For what reason,
my darling?
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I want ours to be
Gone with the Wind.
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Well, frankly, my dear,
that's not the theme I want.
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Really?
What's yours?
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"Have a nosh
with Cory and Topanga."
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Do you see what I'm
dealing with here?
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Plus, we have
a guest list of 270.
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And a hall
that seats 80.
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But we're not panicking, because we
know a lot of people won't show.
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And many of the old
people have shrunk.
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(SOBBING) I miss
Grandpa Poppy.
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We all do, honey.
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No one should die
in prison!
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See, while everyone else may be
going crazy over this wedding,
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we, at least, have been
keeping it together.
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For our honeymoon...
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(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
Honeymoon!
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I was thinking we can
go trekking in Peru,
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scuba diving
in the Caribbean,
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or river rafting
down the Colorado.
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(LAUGHING)
It's not necessary.
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Cory, I've made
a ton of suggestions,
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and you don't
like any of them.
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Well, that's because
you haven't mentioned
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the one place
that I want to go.
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Where's that?
You know.
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Cory!
I want it.
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Cory, I'm beginning
to think this wedding
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is just a prelude
to sex for you.
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That's brilliant, Sherlock.
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Oh, so you're
just marrying me
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so we can consummate
our relationship?
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Me and 900 million
other guys.
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Wait. I'm beginning
to think you'd be fine
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if we just spent our
honeymoon in any old hotel.
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Or in the road.
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Cory, that's sick!
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That's sick?
I'm sick?
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You know what's
sick, everyone?
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We have been in a
relationship for 17 years,
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and do you know what I've
gotten in all that time?
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Let me touch
something!
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Do you understand
that you owe me?
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Yes.
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Do you intend
to pay me?
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Yes.
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In the road?
Yes, in the road.
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And you'll call me
Don Francisco?
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Yes.
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Yes, who?
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Yes, Don Francisco.
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All right,
I'll marry you.
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But see, that was
only the beginning.
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Yes. Planning the wedding
got a lot worse.
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Because the next thing I had
to do was pick a best man.
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Now, obviously, the choice
came down to my brother...
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Or my best friend.
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Hey, Cor, listen, as far
as the wedding goes,
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I'm sure you're under
a lot of pressure
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about the whole
best man situation.
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Yeah, I wanted to talk
to you about that.
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I think you should
pick Eric.
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It's the right thing to do.
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My best friend,
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my absolute best friend
who I love...
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Cory, we get it.
Get on with it.
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My point is, he's the
greatest guy there is.
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You're the greatest
guy there is.
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Hey, it's no big deal.
I understand completely.
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Well, he's... He's family. He's blood.
He's your brother.
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No bond is more
sacred than that.
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You know he's gonna drop the
rings down the minister's pants.
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And dive right in
after them.
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With both hands, causing
the minister to freak.
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And cough.
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And cough.
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And then knock
over the candles
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and set the entire
church on fire.
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And here comes
the fire department
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with their hoses and axes,
chopping up everything in sight,
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and Topanga's
gonna blame...
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Me.
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And I don't get nothin'
on the honeymoon!
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Shawn, give me
one good reason
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I should pick Eric
as the best man.
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Because I'm bigger
than he is
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and stronger
than he is.
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So?
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So? So?
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So don't you want somebody
who's strong enough
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to lift you up
for the traditional
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"For he's a jolly
good fellow" dance?
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I've actually never heard of the "For
he's a jolly good fellow" dance.
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Oh, here, I'll show you.
No, I prefer that...
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No, you're gonna love it!
No, Eric, I...
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Eric, you're gonna
knock over the candles!
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♪ For he's a jollygood fellow
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♪ For he's a jollygood fellow
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(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Look,
it's happening! (SIRENS WAILING)
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Eric! Look
what you did!
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Eric!
Oh!
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♪ The curtainsare on fire
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♪ The curtainsare on fire
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♪ They're chopping upthe dorm room
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♪ They're chopping upthe dorm room
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♪ My brother is a moron
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♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
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(YELLING)
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And that's why
Shawn's my best man,
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and Shawn's my best man,
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and I don't want to hear
anything from anybody!
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(SIGHING)
You talk now.
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I've got, like, a rip
here, in my pancreas.
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He's always so tense.
I don't know why that is.
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No, but you know where
the shoe department is.
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Can we please talk about
something positive?
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What was positive?
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Well, how about those talks
you had with your father,
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how proud he is
of his little man?
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Yeah, Dad and I had
some talks, all right.
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You chose Shawn
as your best man
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over your own flesh and blood?
You're dead to me.
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What did I just hear?
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"You're dead to me."
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Your husband just said
that to your own son.
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Alan!
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Do you have any idea
how scarring that is?
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Alan! He chose Shawn
as his best man.
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You scum.
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Sit down.
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Yeah, sit down, scum.
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Let me tell you what
happened to this family.
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Your mother and I met,
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and we fell in love,
and we got married,
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and from that love,
we had a son.
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And we were a family,
your mother, me, and Eric.
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And yet,
there was a void.
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And Eric, more than anything
else, wanted a baby brother...
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More than anything else.
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I love you, Cory.
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And we had you, Cory,
and Eric had a brother.
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And the two of you could go
through the world together.
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Looking out for each other,
taking care of each other.
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Putting each other first.
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That's all I wanted.
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Now, we haven't asked
much from you.
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But they're gonna
ask something now.
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It's your decision, but if
it means anything to you,
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we would like your brother
to be your best man.
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Yeah. Fine, good.
Whatever you want.
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Yeah! Eric Matthews, best man!
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(CHUCKLING) I accept,
my brother!
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Hey, you know something, I kind
of knew that was gonna happen.
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Had a little
feeling, so...
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I think this calls for
a celebration, hmm?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Watch this.
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This is the eternal flame
of the love of the Matthews.
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Hot!
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(SIZZLING)
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(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
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He's out!
Shawn's in!
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Somebody save the baby!
Somebody save the baby!
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Sparklers are fun!
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So, anyway, I have my best
man, and I'm very happy.
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I'm not.
Yes, but I am.
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And I am Don Francisco.
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I mean, I know it was supposed
to be an honor and everything,
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but, come on.
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(SIGHING) Come on, what's
taking you so long?
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Oh! Will you look at that?
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My wedding dress
fits you perfectly!
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I mean, I don't
want to offend anyone,
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and my family's feelings are the
most important thing to me,
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but if she thought
I was getting married
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in that
freaking monstrosity,
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she must have been
hitting the sauce.
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Very nice.
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I want you to know
that this gown
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has been in my family
since the Civil War.
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Musty little devil,
ain't it?
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Every woman in my family history
that has worn this dress
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has had a long
and healthy life.
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In fact, except
for the engagement ring,
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which I already
gave to you,
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there is no more important
possession that I own.
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So, please do me the honor
of being married in it.
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Oh...
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Pooh.
253
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:13,094
(IMITATING TOPANGA) That is
the most beautiful dress
254
00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:16,264
I've ever seen!
255
00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:19,901
Oh, you're happy for your new sister.
That is so sweet.
256
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,069
Yep. I think she
deserves that dress.
257
00:12:24,273 --> 00:12:25,540
Bite me!
258
00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:30,178
I don't know.
259
00:12:30,245 --> 00:12:31,913
I just lashed out.
260
00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:34,015
It was as if
I was possessed
261
00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:35,983
by the ghost
of your Nana Boo Boo.
262
00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:40,154
(CRYING) Nana Boo Boo!
I miss you!
263
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:42,323
Is Nana Boo Boo dead?
264
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,625
No.
No. Good, good.
265
00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:46,760
And so it was
at this crucial point
266
00:12:46,829 --> 00:12:48,196
of the chaos
which is our wedding,
267
00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:51,498
that we... We finally
decided to regain control
268
00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:55,937
and call in...
A professional.
269
00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:58,306
When Judy Haberfeld
plans your wedding,
270
00:12:58,373 --> 00:13:00,942
Judy Haberfeld
is there for you.
271
00:13:01,944 --> 00:13:05,246
From guest list
to guest last.
272
00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:09,150
(CHUCKLES) From first
dance to grand finale,
273
00:13:09,217 --> 00:13:13,220
there is no detail too
small for Judy Haberfeld.
274
00:13:13,288 --> 00:13:15,656
We've heard wonderful things
about you, Miss Haberfeld.
275
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:19,794
Aw. Please, call me
Judy Haberfeld.
276
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,731
Oh, hi, I'm so sorry we're late.
277
00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:24,965
Yeah, I hope we didn't
miss any of the planning,
278
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,233
but you couldn't
be too far in
279
00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:28,603
because my wallet doesn't
feel any lighter.
280
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:31,572
(MIMICKING ED MCMAHON)
Hey-oh!
281
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,040
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my.
282
00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:35,142
All right, well,
that's enough.
283
00:13:36,144 --> 00:13:38,479
Um, about the guest list,
284
00:13:38,546 --> 00:13:41,683
I understand
this hall seats 80,
285
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,585
but I can't possibly
fit more than 65
286
00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:47,921
with the theme
our bride has in mind.
287
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,957
But we invited 270.
288
00:13:51,493 --> 00:13:52,627
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:56,597
All right, now,
I understand
290
00:13:56,665 --> 00:13:58,232
that the father of the groom
291
00:13:58,299 --> 00:14:00,935
has agreed to pay for the
beverages and the music,
292
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:03,303
and with the budget
you have allowed me,
293
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:07,341
I have assembled your musical...
Choices over there.
294
00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:16,517
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
295
00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:21,588
Cruise business
a little slow, boys?
296
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:22,790
ALL: Yeah.
297
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,893
Don't worry, Cor,
I got you covered.
298
00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:27,828
Hey-oh!
299
00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:29,296
Come on in!
300
00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:30,899
(TRUMPET PLAYING)
301
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,241
Oh, yeah!
302
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,448
Do you have any idea
how hard it is...
303
00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:48,983
To keep a smile
on your face...
304
00:14:49,051 --> 00:14:51,318
Under these
circumstances?
305
00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:54,655
Isn't it wonderful, Cory?
306
00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:57,992
George and his jazz group
have agreed to be the band
307
00:14:58,059 --> 00:15:01,195
at your reception
for free!
308
00:15:01,263 --> 00:15:03,998
Consider it my present
to the bride and groom.
309
00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:08,669
A blender would have
been just lovely.
310
00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:12,406
Now, if I can just figure out
how to water down the drinks,
311
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:15,109
I could get out of this whole
thing for about 70 bucks!
312
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,080
(SINGSONG VOICE)
Georgie?
313
00:15:22,351 --> 00:15:26,087
Georgie Feeny,
is that you?
314
00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:28,356
Oh, please, no.
315
00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:32,460
Georgie, it's me, Judy
Haberfeld, Judy Haberfeld!
316
00:15:34,696 --> 00:15:36,798
Judy!
Haberfeld!
317
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,933
You know,
I was gonna call...
318
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:44,071
(STUTTERING) I was, but I moved...
Out of state.
319
00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:46,540
Uh, mission
for the government...
320
00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:48,576
Espionage.
321
00:15:48,644 --> 00:15:50,177
All very hush-hush.
322
00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:53,013
(IMITATES TELEPHONE RINGING)
323
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:56,116
What do you got
for me, Chief?
324
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:02,289
North Korea... Damn!
I'll be right there.
325
00:16:10,499 --> 00:16:12,132
Do you know,
they all do that...
326
00:16:13,902 --> 00:16:16,637
Every stinking one of them.
327
00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:20,341
But I plow on.
328
00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:23,844
Hey, Feeny just jumped over a
wall and landed in the pool.
329
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,683
Tell me, who is this person?
I'm Judy Haberfeld.
330
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,618
Yeah, that's the name
he was screaming.
331
00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:33,320
What's up, guys?
332
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:35,590
I don't know, we're
overbooked by, like, 1,000,
333
00:16:35,657 --> 00:16:36,757
and Dad's trying
to save money
334
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:38,726
by using Feeny
as the band,
335
00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:40,828
and Topanga's left eye
is beginning to twitch.
336
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,229
It is not!
337
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:47,868
Well, Topanga, have I
got a surprise for you.
338
00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:49,036
Please, no.
339
00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:51,872
Ladies,
front and center!
340
00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:53,974
Let's go, come on!
341
00:16:55,143 --> 00:16:57,378
Huh? (CHUCKLING)
342
00:16:57,445 --> 00:16:59,013
Okay, who wants to go first?
343
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,253
I totally love
my bridesmaid's dress.
344
00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,323
I totally love
my bridesmaid's dress.
345
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,596
I feel like a delicate
Georgia peach in this dress,
346
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:18,198
and I'm thrilled
to wear it. Thank you.
347
00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:23,437
I was very selfish and
inconsiderate yesterday.
348
00:17:23,505 --> 00:17:26,106
This is your wedding and I'm
going to tell you the truth.
349
00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:30,244
Your friends
are stinking liars!
350
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:31,512
Shawn paid them
50 bucks each,
351
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,481
and I wouldn't use this
dress to wipe my...
352
00:17:47,663 --> 00:17:50,063
Hello, everyone.
353
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:52,833
Okay, don't do this. Look at me.
I'm begging you.
354
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:53,967
Quiet, half-breed!
355
00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:57,238
There are some
people in this room
356
00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:00,374
who shall remain nameless,
Cory and Mommy and Daddy,
357
00:18:00,442 --> 00:18:03,344
that don't think
I'm best man material.
358
00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:06,114
Well, I'm sorry I have
to do this, Cory.
359
00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:10,084
Look, rethink this, all right?
It's a bad move.
360
00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:11,252
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
361
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,189
You know something,
Topanga?
362
00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:17,358
If I can't be
the best man...
363
00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:19,993
Then I'm gonna
be the groom.
364
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:26,167
Topanga, I love you.
365
00:18:27,902 --> 00:18:29,870
I've always loved you,
366
00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:33,007
ever since I saw you through
that peephole in the bathroom.
367
00:18:37,646 --> 00:18:40,615
And I know how you've secretly
longed for me as well.
368
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,819
So, Topanga, let's just
drop this charade.
369
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:52,059
Topanga, marry me,
and let's make nick-nick.
370
00:18:53,895 --> 00:18:55,196
Get him.
371
00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:57,064
(SCREAMING)
372
00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:59,367
TOPANGA: So, I'm afraid that
all of our horrible experiences
373
00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:00,968
have brought us here.
374
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:03,237
We knew that planning a
wedding was gonna be tough,
375
00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,039
but I don't think
any of us
376
00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:06,640
are gonna survive
this engagement.
377
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,675
There's no way we'll
make it until June.
378
00:19:08,743 --> 00:19:10,444
There's just no way.
379
00:19:10,512 --> 00:19:12,713
I'll do something
very bad to Eric.
380
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:14,615
I will.
381
00:19:16,684 --> 00:19:18,719
Honey...
I know! I'm twitching!
382
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:20,787
Back off!
383
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,957
(SIGHING) Please, we're
asking you to understand.
384
00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:26,027
This wedding is the most
important day of our lives.
385
00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:31,598
But you people have turned this sacred,
beautiful event into a freak show.
386
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:32,966
We all mean well,
we just don't think
387
00:19:33,035 --> 00:19:34,201
we're gonna be
able to survive
388
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,569
an eight-month
engagement.
389
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:39,040
We want to get
married next week.
390
00:19:39,107 --> 00:19:41,075
No wedding hall,
no fancy planner,
391
00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:43,511
just our friends
and family.
392
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:45,046
All the people
who care about us
393
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:47,581
right here, next
Friday night, 8:00.
394
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:48,916
7:00 Central.
395
00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:51,718
FEENY: Uh, one question.
396
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,655
Mr. Feeny?
397
00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:57,391
You're gonna go through with
it this time, aren't you?
398
00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:21,515
Okay, we're
finally doing it.
399
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,950
We're getting married.
400
00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:25,352
And we want you to be there,
this time, next Friday night.
401
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,987
You're gonna look
so cute in a tuxedo.
402
00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:28,222
Yeah, it's powder blue.
403
00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:29,824
No, it's not.
404
00:20:29,891 --> 00:20:31,658
Well, all our friends are gonna
be there, too, including you.
405
00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:32,893
It wouldn't be the
same without you.
406
00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,561
So please RSVP
to our web site...
407
00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:35,930
coryandtopanga...
One word.
408
00:20:35,997 --> 00:20:38,232
Dot com. See,
coryandtopanga, one word,
409
00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:40,667
is sort of like
a symbol of our unity.
410
00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:42,036
No, it's
a computer thing.
411
00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,739
Unity!
coryandtopanga.com.
412
00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:46,273
See you at our wedding.
412
00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:53,273
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