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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:02,539 The best part of being a party planner 2 00:00:02,625 --> 00:00:05,515 is taking stuff home... leftovers, free flowers... 3 00:00:05,586 --> 00:00:08,265 And when would we ever splurge on a mini balloon archway? 4 00:00:08,328 --> 00:00:10,127 Hmm. 5 00:00:10,196 --> 00:00:12,263 Look at this, Trip got my reviews 6 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:14,308 on "Little Shop of Horrors" framed for me! 7 00:00:16,234 --> 00:00:18,635 The school newspaper says it was "a triumph"! 8 00:00:18,692 --> 00:00:21,426 And the Westport Gazette says it was "maybe worth seeing". 9 00:00:21,495 --> 00:00:22,494 That's great! 10 00:00:22,596 --> 00:00:24,062 We're so proud of you. 11 00:00:24,164 --> 00:00:26,498 This just confirms exactly what I've been thinking... 12 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:27,899 I'm not gonna go to college 13 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:29,534 so I can concentrate on becoming a singer! 14 00:00:29,603 --> 00:00:32,504 For the thousandth time, you are going to college. 15 00:00:32,606 --> 00:00:34,005 Or... hear me out... 16 00:00:34,107 --> 00:00:35,674 I can take my college fund 17 00:00:35,776 --> 00:00:37,208 and go to L.A. and become a singer! 18 00:00:37,311 --> 00:00:39,611 If anybody's taking your college fund and blowing it on a trip, 19 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,612 it's gonna be me. 20 00:00:40,714 --> 00:00:42,981 I'm not stupid. I have a plan. 21 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,383 I'm gonna go on "American Idol", sing my heart out, 22 00:00:45,485 --> 00:00:47,352 leave with a golden ticket, boom! 23 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:48,620 Pop star. 24 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:51,356 Then I meet a charming man on a flight from Paris. 25 00:00:51,425 --> 00:00:53,825 Second boom... He's the King of Sweden. 26 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:54,859 I'm a Queen. 27 00:00:54,962 --> 00:00:56,294 That's not how it works, 28 00:00:56,363 --> 00:00:57,862 and you still have to go to college. 29 00:00:57,931 --> 00:00:59,531 Well, Katy Perry didn't go to college. 30 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,933 In fact, she dropped out of high school to pursue music. 31 00:01:02,002 --> 00:01:04,502 You can have an amazing voice and still never make it! 32 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,204 That's why it's important for you to have an education 33 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,106 - to fall back on. - You're my parents. 34 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:10,408 Aren't you supposed to tell me that dreams are worth fighting for 35 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:11,710 and that I should believe in myself? 36 00:01:11,778 --> 00:01:13,511 - Nah. - Unh-unh. 37 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:15,647 Dreamcrushers! 38 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:21,119 Sure, we're making our kid miserable, 39 00:01:21,221 --> 00:01:24,823 but we're doing it together. 40 00:01:24,925 --> 00:01:27,892 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,963 - Hi, what's your name? - Taylor Otto. 42 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:33,231 And where are you from? 43 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:34,432 I'm from Westport, Connecticut. 44 00:01:34,534 --> 00:01:35,667 And how young are you? 45 00:01:35,769 --> 00:01:37,280 - Um, I'm 17. - 17? 46 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:38,470 - Ah, 17. - Yep. 47 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:39,562 What are you gonna sing for us? 48 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,874 "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus. 49 00:01:40,907 --> 00:01:42,774 All right, go for it. 50 00:01:42,876 --> 00:01:46,211 ♪ I can almost see it ♪ 51 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:49,414 ♪ That dream I'm dreaming, but ♪ 52 00:01:49,516 --> 00:01:52,017 ♪ There's a voice inside my head say... ♪ 53 00:01:52,119 --> 00:01:54,552 Okay. Thank you. That's enough. 54 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:56,888 Mom?! Dad?! Where are the judges?! 55 00:01:56,990 --> 00:01:58,089 We are the judges. 56 00:01:58,191 --> 00:02:00,291 Let me just tell you something. 57 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:02,327 That, um... I was not feeling that. 58 00:02:02,429 --> 00:02:04,696 No, it made my ears... sad. 59 00:02:04,798 --> 00:02:06,364 Yeah, you should just go to college. 60 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:08,400 Following your dreams is overrated. 61 00:02:08,502 --> 00:02:10,001 - I agree with that 100%. - Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:12,771 I wish Lionel, Katy, and Luke were my parents! 63 00:02:12,796 --> 00:02:13,822 Well, they're not. 64 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:17,642 Dreamcrushers! 65 00:02:22,849 --> 00:02:24,649 Hey, Kate-orade. 66 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:27,185 This is why people keep reporting you to HR, Kevin. 67 00:02:27,287 --> 00:02:28,520 Right. Right. 68 00:02:28,622 --> 00:02:29,754 - Anyway... - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:29,856 --> 00:02:31,656 ...Whitney wants to see you. She is in your office. 70 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:34,225 Ah, it's probably just another Westport housewife 71 00:02:34,327 --> 00:02:37,162 wanting to throw another party with another fountain. 72 00:02:37,264 --> 00:02:39,230 I want a pink chocolate fountain... 73 00:02:39,332 --> 00:02:40,732 A what? 74 00:02:40,834 --> 00:02:42,367 A Pouilly-Fuissé fountain. 75 00:02:42,469 --> 00:02:43,935 What's that now? 76 00:02:44,037 --> 00:02:45,603 A bone broth fountain. 77 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:47,138 Whaaat? 78 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,407 A La Mer face serum fountain. 79 00:02:49,509 --> 00:02:51,576 Katie, maybe you could try some! 80 00:02:51,678 --> 00:02:52,911 Hide those frown lines. 81 00:02:55,582 --> 00:02:56,748 Katie! 82 00:02:56,850 --> 00:03:00,018 I'm on medical leave again... 83 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,556 You think the camera can't see you there, Kevin? 84 00:03:04,658 --> 00:03:06,991 Oh, hey, how's it going? 85 00:03:07,094 --> 00:03:08,393 Did you get my Edible Arrangement? 86 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,161 - Shut up, Kevin. - On it. 87 00:03:10,263 --> 00:03:12,997 Katie, I need you to take over an event for me. 88 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,361 It's the Westport Businesswomen's Awards. 89 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,703 Oh! I'm so excited I get to do something 90 00:03:18,805 --> 00:03:20,739 honoring my fellow working women. 91 00:03:20,841 --> 00:03:22,307 You can count on me, Whitney! 92 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:23,374 Great. 93 00:03:23,477 --> 00:03:24,876 Now, if you'll excuse me, 94 00:03:24,978 --> 00:03:26,644 they're injecting the anesthesia. 95 00:03:26,713 --> 00:03:28,580 Are you calling me from the operating table? 96 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:33,051 10, 9, 8... 7... 97 00:03:37,023 --> 00:03:39,557 And now Taylor thinks that she can skip college 98 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:42,694 and become a pop star and "follow her dreams". 99 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:44,696 This whole dream thing is BS. 100 00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:47,165 I'm not raising wussies like everyone else in this town. 101 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:48,833 Sure, I get them music lessons 102 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:50,635 but not so they can become musicians. 103 00:03:50,737 --> 00:03:52,904 I do it so they learn discipline, 104 00:03:53,006 --> 00:03:54,939 focus, and hard work. 105 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:57,008 My mom did the same for me, and I turned out great. 106 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:58,276 - Uh... - Okay, look. 107 00:03:58,378 --> 00:03:59,444 If you try and shut Taylor down, 108 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:01,246 she might run off and pursue her dream anyway. 109 00:04:01,348 --> 00:04:03,548 My cousin wanted to be a dancer, so she ran away from home, 110 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:04,749 and now she's a Rockette. 111 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:05,917 Well, that's a pretty big deal. 112 00:04:05,986 --> 00:04:08,453 No. She's a Rock-ette. 113 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:10,255 That's what they call strippers in Little Rock. 114 00:04:11,491 --> 00:04:14,592 So telling her "no" might backfire on me? 115 00:04:14,694 --> 00:04:15,860 It's not enough to injure a dream. 116 00:04:15,962 --> 00:04:18,163 You have to kill it slowly but completely. 117 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:19,697 Like my kids did with those hermit crabs 118 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:21,232 they smuggled in from Mexico. 119 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:23,134 How am I supposed to do that? 120 00:04:23,236 --> 00:04:24,636 I'll just loan you Ms. Belt, 121 00:04:24,738 --> 00:04:25,904 my kids' music teacher. 122 00:04:25,972 --> 00:04:27,806 She sucks all the joy out of music. 123 00:04:27,874 --> 00:04:29,307 She's a real throwback to the Golden Age 124 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:31,109 of truly abusive educators. 125 00:04:31,211 --> 00:04:33,011 Oh. 126 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,046 You're not gonna believe this. Abe Henderson died. 127 00:04:35,115 --> 00:04:36,147 Who's Abe Henderson? 128 00:04:36,249 --> 00:04:38,016 He was in charge of keeping supply lines open 129 00:04:38,084 --> 00:04:39,584 for our regiment. 130 00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:40,819 He ordered our lunches. 131 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:42,620 The Historical Guild is losing people left and right. 132 00:04:42,722 --> 00:04:44,222 We need new, young members. 133 00:04:44,324 --> 00:04:46,157 So, I had this brainstorm. 134 00:04:46,259 --> 00:04:47,859 I made these scrolls, 135 00:04:47,928 --> 00:04:49,327 and I'm gonna put them up all over town... 136 00:04:49,429 --> 00:04:51,196 Yeah, kids will totally go for that. 137 00:04:51,264 --> 00:04:52,864 Scrolls are so in right now. 138 00:04:52,966 --> 00:04:54,699 It's not so crazy people would like scrolls. 139 00:04:54,801 --> 00:04:56,100 It's the most fun kind of paper. 140 00:04:56,169 --> 00:04:58,503 Dad, if you really want to get through to young people, 141 00:04:58,572 --> 00:05:00,905 you should make a video and post it on social media. 142 00:05:00,974 --> 00:05:03,241 Right. The key is to make something that goes viral, 143 00:05:03,343 --> 00:05:04,609 so it has to be memorable. 144 00:05:04,711 --> 00:05:05,910 Flashy, but never desperate. 145 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:07,345 Funny without trying too hard. 146 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:08,479 Quirky, but not lame. 147 00:05:08,582 --> 00:05:09,814 Got it. 148 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,249 Can we revisit the scrolls? 149 00:05:11,318 --> 00:05:12,383 I made 50 of them. 150 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:15,053 Taylor, I have been thinking 151 00:05:15,155 --> 00:05:16,855 about our conversation yesterday. 152 00:05:16,957 --> 00:05:18,590 If you want to be a singer, 153 00:05:18,658 --> 00:05:19,691 you gotta work at it, 154 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:22,861 so I got you a couple of music lessons 155 00:05:22,929 --> 00:05:24,729 with the person who teaches Doris' kids. 156 00:05:24,831 --> 00:05:26,831 That is so awesome. Thank you, Mom! 157 00:05:28,602 --> 00:05:30,301 - What was that? - Oh, I was writing a song 158 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:31,669 about what a terrible mom you are. 159 00:05:31,771 --> 00:05:33,071 But now I'm gonna throw it out. 160 00:05:34,207 --> 00:05:36,207 You might want to keep it. 161 00:05:36,309 --> 00:05:37,442 It's just Monday. 162 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:43,715 So this is the music space I built for my kids. 163 00:05:43,817 --> 00:05:46,117 Wow, Doris. You are such a supportive mom. 164 00:05:46,219 --> 00:05:48,720 Yeah, sure! Whatever. 165 00:05:51,091 --> 00:05:52,223 Hi. 166 00:05:52,325 --> 00:05:54,025 You don't use your voice unless you're singing. 167 00:05:54,794 --> 00:05:56,561 Get out while you can. 168 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:02,000 I didn't even know 169 00:06:02,068 --> 00:06:04,702 there was a Businesswomen's Association in Westport! 170 00:06:04,804 --> 00:06:07,472 I can't wait to meet them and talk shop and... 171 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,051 I must be in the wrong place. 172 00:06:20,153 --> 00:06:22,186 I'm looking for businesswomen. 173 00:06:22,289 --> 00:06:24,032 We are the businesswomen. 174 00:06:24,087 --> 00:06:25,356 Mm-hmm. 175 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,691 No, you're not. 176 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,526 Buying things from businesses 177 00:06:28,628 --> 00:06:29,928 doesn't make you businesswomen. 178 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:33,264 If you recall, I made all that peppermint bark last year. 179 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:35,777 And I got all caught up in that Ponzi scheme, remember? 180 00:06:35,801 --> 00:06:37,488 - Mm-hmm. - And I just thought of the name 181 00:06:37,537 --> 00:06:39,437 of the jewelry business that I might start. 182 00:06:39,539 --> 00:06:41,739 "Glamville" by Nancy Granville. 183 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:43,708 I know! It's so good. 184 00:06:45,679 --> 00:06:48,367 Katie, I'm just gonna do this. 185 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,649 This is still a party celebrating working women, 186 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:55,467 so I was thinking we could do a seminar 187 00:06:55,577 --> 00:06:58,011 with successful Mom-preneurs, and... 188 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,914 Oh, Katie, it's really not that kind of a thing. 189 00:07:00,982 --> 00:07:03,249 This is the kind of party where we drink champagne 190 00:07:03,318 --> 00:07:05,919 and honor each other for important work we do in Westport. 191 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,120 Mm. 192 00:07:07,222 --> 00:07:08,455 For example... 193 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:11,091 Last year, I received a lifetime achievement award. 194 00:07:11,193 --> 00:07:13,860 - For what? - For all of my achievements. 195 00:07:13,962 --> 00:07:15,228 Don't worry about us. 196 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:16,996 You just need to figure out a fountain 197 00:07:17,099 --> 00:07:18,231 that has never been done before. 198 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:21,776 Sure. I will get right on that. 199 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:24,044 I'm not sure what kind of fountain I'm doing yet... 200 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,206 but there's definitely going to be pee in it. 201 00:07:28,844 --> 00:07:30,677 Today... 202 00:07:30,779 --> 00:07:33,380 you will sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". 203 00:07:35,384 --> 00:07:37,917 You will start when I say "start". 204 00:07:37,986 --> 00:07:39,519 Good. 205 00:07:44,526 --> 00:07:46,259 Start... now. 206 00:07:46,328 --> 00:07:47,861 - ♪ Row ♪ - Off pitch. Again. 207 00:07:47,929 --> 00:07:49,262 - ♪ Row ♪ - No. Again. 208 00:07:49,331 --> 00:07:50,263 ♪ Row ♪ 209 00:07:50,365 --> 00:07:52,866 Until I hear perfect "rows," 210 00:07:52,968 --> 00:07:54,100 no boat for you. 211 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,635 Now, row! Again. 212 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:57,237 - ♪ Row ♪ - No! Again! 213 00:07:57,339 --> 00:07:58,638 - ♪ Row ♪ - No! 214 00:07:59,808 --> 00:08:00,840 ♪ Row ♪ 215 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:05,645 I've been playing the same note 216 00:08:05,747 --> 00:08:07,213 for six months. 217 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,817 The Fun is coming, 218 00:08:10,886 --> 00:08:11,918 The Fun is coming... 219 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,254 to the Westport Historical Guild. 220 00:08:14,356 --> 00:08:15,889 So saddle up your steed 221 00:08:15,991 --> 00:08:19,025 and take a ride through history. 222 00:08:19,127 --> 00:08:20,593 What does membership entail? 223 00:08:20,662 --> 00:08:23,029 Fear not, for I shall explain it all to you, 224 00:08:23,131 --> 00:08:24,964 in just 90 short minutes. 225 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:26,299 90 minutes?! 226 00:08:26,401 --> 00:08:29,068 I know. Don't worry. It's only Part One. 227 00:08:30,305 --> 00:08:32,238 We'll just do the video for you. 228 00:08:32,307 --> 00:08:33,773 But I thought mine was good. 229 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,943 This lack of self-awareness is part of the problem, Greg. 230 00:08:40,849 --> 00:08:43,283 They approved my idea for a kombucha fountain. 231 00:08:43,385 --> 00:08:44,484 I'm surprised you know what that is. 232 00:08:44,586 --> 00:08:45,652 I didn't. 233 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,353 I Googled "What do idiots love to drink?" 234 00:08:47,422 --> 00:08:49,022 Kombucha was the first thing that came up. 235 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:52,792 How was the lesson? 236 00:08:52,861 --> 00:08:54,160 The worst. 237 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,129 I'll never make it as a professional singer. 238 00:08:56,198 --> 00:08:58,598 I can't even sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". 239 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,200 Guess I'll have to figure out something else 240 00:09:00,302 --> 00:09:01,501 to spend my college fund on. 241 00:09:01,603 --> 00:09:02,469 College! 242 00:09:02,571 --> 00:09:03,937 You're going to spend it on college! 243 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,643 Wow, that Ms. Belt really delivered. 244 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:12,278 Maybe I can send you to Ms. Belt 245 00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:15,181 to break your love of whistling while you trim your nose hairs. 246 00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:18,685 It's not a chore if you're cheerful! 247 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:31,331 You're not gonna hang those up? 248 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:33,032 What's the point? 249 00:09:33,101 --> 00:09:35,668 I really thought singing was gonna be my career. 250 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,872 It's something I'm good at. At least, I thought I was. 251 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,340 That teacher didn't believe in me. 252 00:09:40,442 --> 00:09:42,408 Don't be so hard on yourself. 253 00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:45,378 You always say if you have your dream job, then it's not work. 254 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,480 Dad has his dream job, 255 00:09:47,582 --> 00:09:48,481 you have yours... 256 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:49,516 Yeah. 257 00:09:49,618 --> 00:09:51,784 I thought I found mine. 258 00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:53,953 Oh, honey... 259 00:09:54,022 --> 00:09:57,457 there are plenty of things that you are good at. 260 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:59,792 Like what? 261 00:09:59,895 --> 00:10:01,611 Oh, honey... 262 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,708 ♪ I can almost see it ♪ 263 00:10:15,777 --> 00:10:18,978 ♪ That dream I'm dreaming, but ♪ 264 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:22,248 ♪ There's a voice inside my head saying ♪ 265 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,518 ♪ "You'll never reach it" ♪ 266 00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:28,788 ♪ Every step I'm taking ♪ 267 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:35,361 ♪ Every move I make feels lost, with no direction ♪ 268 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,764 ♪ My faith is shaken ♪ 269 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:40,300 ♪ But I ♪ 270 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:44,203 ♪ I gotta keep trying ♪ 271 00:10:44,272 --> 00:10:50,310 ♪ Gotta keep my head held high ♪ 272 00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:54,614 ♪ 'Cause there's always gonna be another mountain ♪ 273 00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:57,951 ♪ I'm always gonna wanna make it move ♪ 274 00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:01,054 ♪ Always gonna be an uphill battle ♪ 275 00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:04,290 ♪ But sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ♪ 276 00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:07,493 ♪ Ain't about how fast I get there ♪ 277 00:11:07,596 --> 00:11:14,934 ♪ Ain't about what's waiting on the other siiide ♪ 278 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:15,879 Wow. 279 00:11:15,904 --> 00:11:18,805 ♪ It's the climb ♪ 280 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:20,473 Wow. 281 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:21,608 - Thanks! - That note. 282 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,109 - That last note. Come on. - Thank you. 283 00:11:23,211 --> 00:11:25,578 - I appreciate it. - Uh, Luke, what do you think? 284 00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:27,380 We knew the big note was coming. 285 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,182 I didn't know... "Can she get there?" 286 00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,350 and you got there. 287 00:11:30,452 --> 00:11:31,517 Thank you. 288 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,686 - Good job. - I always like those surprises, 289 00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,388 but you're a natural at this. 290 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,789 - You know that. Very good. - Yeah. 291 00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,592 Uh, Taylor, when I was 17, 292 00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,427 I had the same type of dream. 293 00:11:41,529 --> 00:11:43,630 I was gonna do it. I was gonna go for it. 294 00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:45,031 I needed someone to believe in me, 295 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,467 - and I really believe in you. - Thank you. 296 00:11:47,569 --> 00:11:48,935 - So should we give our vote? - Let's do it. 297 00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:50,670 - Okay. Go ahead. - I'm ready. 298 00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:51,738 I'm a yes. 299 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,339 - Yes? - Yes. 300 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,574 I'm a yes. 301 00:11:54,676 --> 00:11:57,343 And I'm ready. I'm a yes! 302 00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,512 - You're going to Hollywood, Taylor! - You're going to Hollywood! Come on! 303 00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:01,714 - Thank you so much! - Congratulations. All right. 304 00:12:01,794 --> 00:12:03,700 That'll be something you can take home to your mom and dad. 305 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,852 For sure. Will do. 306 00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:06,119 - Yeah. - Enjoy the ride. 307 00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:07,754 - Have a great night. Yeah. - Take care. Very good. 308 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,622 Oh, my gosh. 309 00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,758 Hey! Congratulations! 310 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,593 Thank you so much! I can't believe it. 311 00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,029 How does it feel to be holding the golden ticket? 312 00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:18,464 It feels like a dream. 313 00:12:18,566 --> 00:12:19,632 Oh, no... 314 00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:22,535 It was a dream, Luthor, 315 00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:24,137 but I'm gonna get there for real. 316 00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:25,571 Damn right you are! 317 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,208 Can you talk?! 318 00:12:35,524 --> 00:12:37,392 And the award for 319 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,592 "Best idea For A Business If eBay Wasn't Already A Thing" 320 00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:42,779 goes to... Nancy Granville! 321 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,316 Uch! Kombucha. 322 00:12:55,638 --> 00:12:57,638 - Wh-Where's the rest of it? - That's it. 323 00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:59,907 Well, how will people know when the meetings are 324 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,616 or where to sign up for the Westport Historical Guild? 325 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,877 - That was the whole point of this. - They will look it up. Trust me. 326 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,284 Here's what people care about on the Internet... 327 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,319 parkour fails and dogs dressed as people. 328 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:08,620 Well, I really don't get it, 329 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,856 but if you guys believe in it, I guess I trust you. 330 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:13,692 Millard Fillmore dressed up his Beagle in a tuxedo, 331 00:13:13,761 --> 00:13:15,294 so, you know, there's historical precedent. 332 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,500 Dad, you are the Snapple cap of people. 333 00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:26,205 She's going to be here any minute. 334 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,373 - Stop smiling! - I can't. 335 00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:30,776 I had a dream last night that I auditioned for "American Idol" 336 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,611 and Katy Perry said she believed in me! 337 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:33,779 I can do this! 338 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,247 I can feel her vibration. 339 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,349 She's coming! Ms. Belt is coming! 340 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,726 You came back. 341 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,927 And you're smiling. 342 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,596 Well, we'll take care of that. 343 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,364 Begin with "Row". 344 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,498 - ♪ Row ♪ - No! 345 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,733 Again! 346 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:56,001 ♪ Row, row ♪ 347 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,003 How dare you do a second "row"? 348 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,740 ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ 349 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,909 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 350 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,445 - Stop that right now! - ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 351 00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:08,747 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 352 00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,306 - ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ - What are you doing? 353 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,217 What are you three doing? 354 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,552 - ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ - Put them down. Put... those... 355 00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,921 - ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ - ...instruments... down! 356 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:18,557 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 357 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:22,661 - Excuse me! - ♪ Ooh, ohh ♪ 358 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,030 ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ 359 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,399 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 360 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,701 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 361 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:32,204 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 362 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:36,875 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 363 00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:42,114 That was pretty good. 364 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,218 You! 365 00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,955 What the hell have you done? 366 00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:52,624 You and your "joy" have ruined everything! 367 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,161 Your father said I was crazy when I wanted to build 368 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,096 this soundproof room with a two-way mirror 369 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,998 to keep an eye on things. Well... 370 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,800 who's crazy now?! 371 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,502 Aah! Fired! 372 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,139 And the award for 373 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,341 "Best Acceptance Speech from Last Year" 374 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,976 goes to... 375 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,277 Oh, my gosh! 376 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,545 It's me! 377 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,885 Oh, thank you. 378 00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:23,288 Hopefully this is like that movie 379 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,524 where someone calls you, and if you answer, you die. 380 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,193 Damn! 381 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,895 Hi, Doris. 382 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,097 Ms. Belt was supposed to make singing so hard 383 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,832 it broke Taylor, but instead, 384 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:36,601 Taylor broke Ms. Belt with her passion and her dreams! 385 00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:39,004 Well, it's not a chore if you're cheerful. 386 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,273 Am I quoting Greg's nose-hair trimming mantra? 387 00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:43,041 Well, I won't have it in my house. 388 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,077 Man, I think I played this wrong. 389 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,244 Gotta go, Doris. 390 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,347 You owe me three demoralized children! 391 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,315 And I know somewhere inside me 392 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,184 is that little girl from Tennessee, 393 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,720 who never could've seen herself standing here... 394 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,488 - Enough of that. - I'm not done. 395 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,057 This was supposed to be an event 396 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,660 about women supporting women, 397 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:04,496 and I haven't been the most supportive woman myself. 398 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,698 My daughter told me her dream, 399 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,367 and I tried to crush it. 400 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,669 Instead of crushing her dreams, 401 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:14,139 I should follow her lead and find one of my own. 402 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,640 We all should. 403 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,142 You're intelligent women. 404 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,378 Should you really be giving yourselves awards 405 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,812 for doing nothing? 406 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,047 Come on! 407 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:23,849 Sage, you sound stupid, 408 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,751 but there's gotta be some brains in your head. 409 00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,219 Thank you! 410 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,654 And, Nancy, take "Glamville" 411 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,423 and actually do something with it! 412 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,959 You're right. I have a real responsibility. 413 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,895 I think the world needs "Glamville" now more than ever. 414 00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:39,531 Suzanne, you are so much better 415 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,501 than repackaging store-bought peppermint bark as your own. 416 00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:43,502 You know? 417 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,137 Oh, everybody knows. 418 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:46,738 And, Tara... 419 00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,807 I think you'd be amazing 420 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,609 at jumping off a bridge 421 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,780 and hitting as many things as possible on the way down. 422 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,150 Ladies, you've gotta find your dreams, 423 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,551 and I do, too. 424 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:02,254 Because it is not... this. 425 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,991 Come on, Kevin. 426 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,893 I don't know if you're going for a "Jerry Maguire" thing, 427 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,429 but... you complete me, Kate-orade! 428 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,509 I'll report myself to HR. 429 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,034 I can't tell. How's the video doing? 430 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,769 Well, it's actually gotten a lot of views. 431 00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:20,472 The unofficial fan site for the GEICO Lizard retweeted it. 432 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:21,640 But no one's signed up yet. 433 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,209 In school, we're forced to learn history... 434 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,044 no one wants to do it for fun. 435 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,480 I guess the Guild will go the way many of its members did... 436 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,348 neglected by their caretakers. 437 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,559 Hey! Two people just signed up! 438 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,395 Oliver Otto and Anna-Kat Otto. 439 00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,663 We saw how much it meant to you, 440 00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:46,031 so we thought we'd give it a shot. 441 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,134 Thanks. I don't know what to say. 442 00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,179 Come here. 443 00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,403 Ahh. 444 00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:53,271 You guys are not gonna regret this. 445 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,873 We're having a mutton truck on Thursday. 446 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,942 It's just fried chicken, but we're pretending! 447 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,847 Hey. How was the event? 448 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,416 I might've quit. I'm not sure. 449 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,951 Okay. 450 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,419 Well, 451 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,920 let me know so I can change the family back 452 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,156 to generic phone charger cables. 453 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,526 You guys will not believe what happened today... 454 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,362 First, I want to apologize for not supporting your dreams. 455 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,064 If you don't want to go to college 456 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,032 and instead pursue singing, 457 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,535 that is fine with your father and me. 458 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,070 - It is?! - Mm-hmm. 459 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,738 Why do I always feel like I've missed a meeting? 460 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,875 No, I will go to college. But for music. 461 00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:32,677 Ms. Belt was telling me about all these great music programs. 462 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,279 Oh, and there's this one at this school 463 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,814 that's named after a honeydew. 464 00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:37,849 - Carnegie Mellon? - Yes, that's it! 465 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,858 She's gonna do great in college. 466 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,636 It's nice to see Taylor pursuing her passion 467 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,372 and Greg sharing his passion with the kids. 468 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,474 I'm passionate about two things... 469 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,810 my family and hating these busybody Westport idiots. 470 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:08,313 But there's gotta be room for something else. 471 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:09,840 - And... - Mom. 472 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,650 Why are you always nodding your head, 473 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,710 smiling, and staring at us? 474 00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,740 - Yeah. - It creeps us out. 475 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,952 Oh, my. 476 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,458 Why do you have that look on your face? 477 00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:24,747 You know what? I don't care. 478 00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:26,051 When you're done, 479 00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:28,427 - just clear the browser history. - What? No. 480 00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:30,552 I was looking at the honeydew school that Taylor wants to go to. 481 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,425 It's a lot more expensive than community college. 482 00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,260 Oh... my. 483 00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,595 Right?! 484 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,230 We played this wrong. 485 00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:40,165 Should've just let her run off to L.A. 486 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:41,333 In light of this, 487 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,668 when you say you might have quit your job, 488 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,769 can you clarify that? 489 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:44,870 I didn't quit quit. 490 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,237 I quit in my mind. 491 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,466 Okay. What exactly does that mean? 492 00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:49,018 Like most working Americans, 493 00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:50,819 my spirit has quit 494 00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:53,005 but my body is forced to attend. 495 00:19:53,107 --> 00:19:54,973 No one wants you to follow your passion more than me, 496 00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:56,408 and I'm just floating this out there... 497 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,677 how about your find a profession that you're passionate about, 498 00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,412 - then quit your job. - Or... 499 00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:01,847 hear me out... 500 00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:04,883 I quit my job, hang out in Stewart and Kingston's, 501 00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:07,619 somebody comes in, likes my no-nonsense attitude, 502 00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,454 gives me my own talk show. 503 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,556 Boom! I'm the Queen of Day Time! 504 00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:15,163 Where are you guys off to? 505 00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,772 Our first Historical Guild meeting. 506 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,156 - Mm. - I'm very enthusiastic. 507 00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,801 Oliver is less so. 508 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:24,291 It's Mutton Madness! 509 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,371 Are you sure you don't want to go? 510 00:20:26,396 --> 00:20:28,731 No, I've got a lot of work to do. 511 00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:31,011 But I thought you were quitting... 512 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,225 No, you're right. 513 00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:34,542 I'm gonna keep this job until I figure out 514 00:20:34,574 --> 00:20:35,674 what I really want to do. 515 00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:38,597 But I know what I really don't want to do... 516 00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:39,800 go to your thing. 517 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,460 Bring me back some fried chicken. 518 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,273 We're not supposed to call it that! 519 00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:44,997 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 37869

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