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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,045 --> 00:01:43,412 It's going. It's going. 2 00:01:44,549 --> 00:01:46,779 And it's gone. 3 00:01:46,952 --> 00:01:48,146 Whatever. 4 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:51,647 Maybe we shouId take a break. 5 00:01:52,290 --> 00:01:54,690 That's it. I can't take this anymore. 6 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,384 I can't. I give up. 7 00:01:56,561 --> 00:01:58,825 I'm sick of struggIing for survivaI. 8 00:01:58,997 --> 00:02:02,524 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that Ioser sparrow... 9 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:04,566 ...who aIways takes my nuts. 10 00:02:04,736 --> 00:02:06,795 And I'm especiaIIy sick of this stupid... 11 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:09,702 ...stupid tree. 12 00:02:11,376 --> 00:02:13,344 -What's happening? -Guys. 13 00:02:13,512 --> 00:02:16,174 I think he made it angry. 14 00:03:19,377 --> 00:03:21,208 I'm awake. 15 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,907 I'm up... 16 00:03:24,082 --> 00:03:25,743 ...and I'm Iate. 17 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:33,254 Demo. Dave SeviIIe. 18 00:03:43,635 --> 00:03:46,934 Keys. Bag. 19 00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:49,267 Pants. 20 00:03:49,441 --> 00:03:51,409 I need pants. Pants are essentiaI. 21 00:03:57,983 --> 00:03:59,450 CIaire. 22 00:03:59,684 --> 00:04:01,811 -Dave. -Hey. 23 00:04:01,987 --> 00:04:03,852 How's it going? 24 00:04:04,289 --> 00:04:06,985 I haven't seen you since.... 25 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,855 WeII, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 26 00:04:10,061 --> 00:04:11,187 So I guess it worked. 27 00:04:11,363 --> 00:04:12,762 What a fun day that was. 28 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:15,798 Let me guess. You're Iate for something again. 29 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:18,595 -Same oId Dave. -Not foIIowing you. 30 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:21,762 You know, the guy who's aIways fooIing around... 31 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,374 ...who can't handIe a serious reIationship. 32 00:04:24,576 --> 00:04:25,600 That was the oId Dave. 33 00:04:25,777 --> 00:04:28,211 How about we get together, taIk about the new Dave? 34 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,272 Tomorrow night. My pIace. 35 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:32,310 -I.... -Great. 36 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:35,647 -No-- -You Iook good, CIaire. 37 00:05:25,704 --> 00:05:27,171 Where are we? 38 00:05:27,339 --> 00:05:32,276 WeII, I think they remodeIed our forest. I Iike it. StyIish, yet functionaI. 39 00:05:33,011 --> 00:05:34,342 Where did the mountains go? 40 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:38,141 Give me a break. We're in a buiIding, Theodore. 41 00:05:40,151 --> 00:05:42,847 Dave. 42 00:05:43,955 --> 00:05:47,015 -Ian. -Hey, big guy. 43 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:50,124 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th fIoor? 44 00:05:50,295 --> 00:05:54,231 -No. They never Iet me past the Iobby. -What? I can't.... 45 00:05:54,399 --> 00:05:57,232 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave SeviIIe. 46 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:05,537 Mr. SeviIIe, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 47 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,541 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 48 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:09,771 It's no probIem. We have an omeIet station. 49 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:11,381 OmeIet station. 50 00:06:11,549 --> 00:06:13,813 Can I get you some water or a soy Iatte? 51 00:06:13,985 --> 00:06:16,215 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 52 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:18,618 Maybe Iater. Thanks. 53 00:06:48,653 --> 00:06:50,814 Let's taIk about your song, Dave. 54 00:06:50,989 --> 00:06:52,752 WeII, as crazy as it sounds... 55 00:06:52,924 --> 00:06:55,984 -...the originaI inspiration came to me-- -The song sucks, Dave. 56 00:06:56,661 --> 00:07:00,722 -What? -Your song? It's awfuI. I hate it. 57 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:07,137 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 58 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:09,466 I need something new. I need something fresh. 59 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:11,939 -That is new. -The next big thing. 60 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:15,602 Dave, we go way back, aII right? 61 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:19,341 And we've both come a Iong way since coIIege. You? Not so much. 62 00:07:19,818 --> 00:07:25,256 I wanted to Iike that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 63 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:27,952 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 64 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:31,823 ''Dave, you go right back out of this office... 65 00:07:31,997 --> 00:07:34,795 ...and you keep writing music. You'II get there someday.'' 66 00:07:34,966 --> 00:07:37,298 But I am your friend, so I'm going to teII you... 67 00:07:37,469 --> 00:07:39,699 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 68 00:07:39,871 --> 00:07:45,070 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 69 00:07:46,044 --> 00:07:47,773 Ever? 70 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:01,889 Excuse me. 71 00:08:03,361 --> 00:08:05,522 Can I get some of that water? 72 00:08:05,697 --> 00:08:07,597 We ran out. 73 00:08:37,062 --> 00:08:38,427 Hey! 74 00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:47,304 -Out of the way. -AIvin... 75 00:08:47,472 --> 00:08:49,440 -...sIow down. -Move your butt, Theodore. 76 00:08:49,607 --> 00:08:52,098 You stepped on my taiI. 77 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,280 Last one to the door is roadkiII. 78 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,882 I'm in. 79 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:00,483 What are these shiny things? 80 00:09:00,652 --> 00:09:03,416 Theodore, we're Ieaving now. 81 00:09:09,294 --> 00:09:12,320 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 82 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:13,930 Maniac! 83 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:18,062 Back to tree. Back to tree. 84 00:09:18,236 --> 00:09:20,067 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 85 00:09:20,238 --> 00:09:22,672 -Basket! Three o'cIock. -Which way is 3 o'cIock? 86 00:09:22,874 --> 00:09:25,741 -This way. -Guys, wait for me. 87 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,276 Wait up. I stiII have baby fat, you know. 88 00:09:28,446 --> 00:09:30,937 -Jump. You've gotta reaIIy want it. -I want it. 89 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:33,277 -I want it. -I can't hang Iike this aII day. 90 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:36,478 WiII you jump aIready? 91 00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:39,247 Muffins. 92 00:10:04,549 --> 00:10:06,710 Gross. Is this his house? 93 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:10,183 No. It's his garbage can. 94 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:55,862 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 95 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:58,569 As it came down to one-- 96 00:10:58,736 --> 00:11:01,500 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 97 00:11:01,673 --> 00:11:03,937 As the boa moves in for the attack... 98 00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:07,202 ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 99 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:15,352 The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 100 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,920 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 101 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,614 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 102 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,522 HeIIo, gorgeous. 103 00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:26,888 We've hit the mother Iode. 104 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:30,125 --tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 105 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:36,601 This is the greatest day of my Iife. 106 00:11:36,774 --> 00:11:39,538 Eureka! I found the cheese baIIs. 107 00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:42,976 AIvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 108 00:11:43,147 --> 00:11:45,615 CannonbaII. 109 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,083 Quick. Hide. 110 00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:52,223 Hurry, you guys. 111 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:09,304 Did I put these here? 112 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,051 There you are. I got you. 113 00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,924 He's been out for quite a whiIe. 114 00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:15,427 You guys, he's dead. 115 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,296 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 116 00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:21,233 I need three garbage bags, a shoveI, some disinfectant... 117 00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,465 ...some Iatex gIoves and oregano, go! 118 00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:25,869 Hang on, SherIock. He's coming to. 119 00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:28,739 I must be hearing things. 120 00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:34,207 Oh, this is trippy. 121 00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:36,580 Sir, are you aII right? 122 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,885 Get back! 123 00:14:41,058 --> 00:14:42,389 SquirreIs can't taIk. 124 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,221 Hey. 125 00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:46,059 Watch it, genius. 126 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,755 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 127 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:51,265 Chipmunks can't taIk either. 128 00:14:51,436 --> 00:14:53,131 Our Iips are moving and words are coming out. 129 00:14:53,704 --> 00:14:55,228 This is not happening. 130 00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:58,933 I am not taIking to chipmunks. I am not taIking to chipmunks. 131 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,305 So how's that working for you, Dave? 132 00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:03,574 How do you know my name? 133 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:06,842 I'II fieId that one. We read your maiI. By accident. 134 00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:09,350 You reaIIy ought to pay that utiIity biII, Dave. 135 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,421 -You ever heard of a credit rating? -What's this thing? 136 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:15,457 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing-- Turn that off. 137 00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:17,253 Sorry. 138 00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:19,521 He feII out of the tree at birth. 139 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,823 Can aII animaIs taIk? 140 00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:25,366 WeII, I beIieve fish have this type of sign Ianguage. 141 00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:28,699 Hey, Dave, do aII humans have houses that smeII Iike sweat socks? 142 00:15:28,873 --> 00:15:30,363 Dave likes to wear 143 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:33,305 Dirty underwear with little hairs 144 00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:35,275 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 145 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,512 AIIow us to introduce ourseIves. 146 00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:41,015 HeIIo, I'm Simon, the smart one. 147 00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:43,517 -He's AIvin. -The awesomest one. 148 00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,519 And I'm Theodore. 149 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:48,318 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 150 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:51,018 But we taIk. 151 00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:54,327 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 152 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:57,832 It's creepy. UnnaturaI. Somewhat eviI. 153 00:15:58,002 --> 00:16:00,470 I kind of Iiked him better when he was unconscious. 154 00:16:00,638 --> 00:16:03,038 -Gotcha. -Hey. 155 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,182 Don't do this, Dave. 156 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,012 We can gnaw right through this door. 157 00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,286 Hi. 158 00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,695 Oh, were we disturbing you? 159 00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:10,573 What, you guys can sing too? 160 00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:13,938 That's not singing. This is singing. 161 00:17:41,005 --> 00:17:43,098 This is amazing. 162 00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:46,232 Here, everyone inside. 163 00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,473 -There you go. -Thank you. 164 00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,018 AII right, here's the deaI. 165 00:17:58,189 --> 00:18:01,784 You guys sing my songs, you get to sIeep here. 166 00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:07,954 No. Wait. Is breakfast incIuded? 167 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,025 I can Iive with that. 168 00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:13,295 What about TV priviIeges? 169 00:18:14,138 --> 00:18:15,628 Okay, but not after 7. 170 00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:16,830 -Eight. -Done. 171 00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:20,441 But don't teII your animaI friends, because I don't wanna come home... 172 00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:22,704 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 173 00:18:22,913 --> 00:18:25,347 FiIthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 174 00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,313 Yeah, you're our onIy friend. 175 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,511 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourseIves here. 176 00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:34,146 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 177 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,289 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 178 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:42,193 -Yup. -And is that your music stuff outside? 179 00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:43,958 Yup. 180 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:46,834 Oh, no! 181 00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:48,164 Hurry back. 182 00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:18,363 So, feIIas, aII we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse-- 183 00:19:22,339 --> 00:19:23,533 -Hey, Dave. -Simon. 184 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:25,767 My bad. 185 00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:28,536 This is my sheet music. 186 00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:32,172 AIvin. 187 00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:36,712 This is not a HuIa-Hoop. It's a toweI rack. 188 00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:41,085 -KiIIjoy. -Are you guys aIways Iike this? 189 00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:42,885 We're kids, Dave. 190 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,527 WeII, where are your parents? 191 00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:47,858 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 192 00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:49,556 Then they take off. 193 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,726 Our parents were hippies. They Ieft earIy to join a commune. 194 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:57,363 -I am Robert the Robot. -HeIp! Crazy robot. HeIp! It's after me! 195 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,941 -It's after me. -Hey. Hey. Be carefuI with that. 196 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:03,778 -Sorry. -It's a coIIectibIe. 197 00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:08,510 -I got it for Christmas Iast year. -Christmas! We Iove Christmas. 198 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,918 Even though we've never actuaIIy ceIebrated it. 199 00:20:12,089 --> 00:20:13,954 But we want to. 200 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,719 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 201 00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:19,294 Oh, maybe we can ceIebrate it with you. 202 00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,392 Yeah, maybe. 203 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:26,264 Look, I've had a Iong and weird day, so off to bed. 204 00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,029 Come on. 205 00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:30,166 We start work tomorrow. 206 00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:33,242 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-taiIed by 8. 207 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:35,742 My taiI isn't bushy tiII 9. 208 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,544 Not my probIem. Now go to sIeep. 209 00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,615 I hope Christmas comes fast. 210 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,420 Me too. 211 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:31,969 Want a plane that loops the loop? 212 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,671 Loop. 213 00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:36,529 Hoop. 214 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:38,970 HuIa-Hoop. 215 00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:40,966 Here's troubIe. Fire in the hoIe! 216 00:22:41,171 --> 00:22:42,638 What are you guys doing? 217 00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:44,740 Nothing. What are you doing? 218 00:22:44,909 --> 00:22:47,537 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna bIow! 219 00:22:49,914 --> 00:22:53,873 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 220 00:22:54,051 --> 00:22:59,114 -Hey. Where did it go? -Simon, this Ianded right in front of you. 221 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,985 You didn't see it? 222 00:23:01,558 --> 00:23:03,389 How many fingers am I hoIding up? 223 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,087 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 224 00:23:08,098 --> 00:23:10,123 -Wait, wait, wait-- -Hang on a second. 225 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,768 Six. FinaI answer is six. 226 00:23:17,107 --> 00:23:18,597 Try these. 227 00:23:18,976 --> 00:23:20,739 How's that? 228 00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:22,979 Someone trashed your house. 229 00:23:23,614 --> 00:23:25,639 It was cIean when I went to bed Iast night. 230 00:23:25,816 --> 00:23:30,116 WeII, we coIored for a whiIe, but then we got hungry. 231 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,686 Wanna see what we coIored? 232 00:23:31,855 --> 00:23:33,618 ActuaIIy, I wanna pIay you something. 233 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,658 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so Iet's-- 234 00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:47,134 We've put a few toaster waffIes aside for winter. 235 00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:48,862 And we're not sharing. 236 00:23:50,441 --> 00:23:54,502 Guys, we're gonna have food aII winter, so if you start storing it... 237 00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:57,647 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent.... 238 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:05,244 Bad, you know, non-taIking rodents around here. 239 00:24:05,856 --> 00:24:08,791 Let's go. Let's get to work. 240 00:24:17,868 --> 00:24:20,336 AII right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 241 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:23,064 -I'II say we are. -Yeah. Let's sing it now. 242 00:24:23,273 --> 00:24:25,070 -Ready, Simon? -Okay. 243 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:27,539 -Ready, Theodore? -Okay. 244 00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:29,576 AIvin? 245 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,208 AIvin? 246 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,043 This kicks a hamster wheeI's butt. 247 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:35,045 AIvin! 248 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,012 Okay! 249 00:24:38,188 --> 00:24:42,522 Christmas, Christmastime is near 250 00:24:42,693 --> 00:24:47,687 Time for toys and time for cheer 251 00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:52,359 We've been good, but we can't last 252 00:24:52,536 --> 00:24:57,200 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast 253 00:24:57,374 --> 00:25:02,437 Want a plane that loops the loop 254 00:25:02,613 --> 00:25:06,845 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 255 00:25:07,017 --> 00:25:11,613 We can't hardly stand the wait 256 00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:15,758 Please, Christmas, don't be late 257 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:21,522 What? 258 00:25:21,698 --> 00:25:23,063 Dave Seville's in the lobby. 259 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:26,066 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 260 00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:30,437 That Ioser again? 261 00:25:37,714 --> 00:25:40,649 -Dave. -Ian. 262 00:25:41,752 --> 00:25:43,913 -Okay. -I've got something for you. 263 00:25:44,088 --> 00:25:45,749 -It's your next big thing. -Dave. 264 00:25:45,923 --> 00:25:47,720 Don't say anything. 265 00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,418 What the...? 266 00:25:54,298 --> 00:25:56,493 Dave, don't do this to yourseIf, man. 267 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:58,157 They sing. 268 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,174 No. They don't. 269 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,935 They do. Just give me a second. 270 00:26:08,112 --> 00:26:10,103 Come on, guys. 271 00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:14,779 Want a plane that loops the loop 272 00:26:14,952 --> 00:26:19,582 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 273 00:26:20,891 --> 00:26:21,949 You know, Dave... 274 00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:24,151 ...some peopIe might say it's kind of weird... 275 00:26:24,328 --> 00:26:26,626 ...that a grown man wouId want a HuIa-Hoop. 276 00:26:26,797 --> 00:26:29,823 And others wouId say, ''You know what's weirder than that? 277 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,332 A grown man bringing another grown man... 278 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,801 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 279 00:26:34,972 --> 00:26:37,167 ...who not onIy speak EngIish but can sing.'' 280 00:26:37,341 --> 00:26:39,775 They do sing. We've been practicing aII morning. 281 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:43,777 Oh, you've been practicing. I never reaIized. Okay, weII. 282 00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:53,450 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 283 00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:56,218 ...that I have a Iunch to go to. 284 00:26:56,426 --> 00:26:58,690 I've got a Iunch to go to. 285 00:26:58,862 --> 00:26:59,954 What was that? 286 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,860 Nothing. Nothing. Just a IittIe stage fright. 287 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:04,796 I thought my heart was gonna expIode. 288 00:27:04,968 --> 00:27:06,526 We're not performing monkeys. 289 00:27:06,703 --> 00:27:08,568 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 290 00:27:08,739 --> 00:27:09,831 WeII, how's this? 291 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,168 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 292 00:27:12,342 --> 00:27:15,004 ...and you're staying at my pIace, so you owe me. 293 00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:16,237 We're sorry, Dave. 294 00:27:16,446 --> 00:27:18,471 Yeah, that heIps. 295 00:27:19,883 --> 00:27:22,317 Never mind. I'm Iate for work. 296 00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:23,748 Can we go with you? 297 00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:26,549 What, so you can mess that up too? 298 00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:28,748 You're going home. 299 00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:33,526 Can I stand in your Iap and steer? 300 00:27:33,697 --> 00:27:37,189 Oh, can we at Ieast beep the horn? 301 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:38,459 Never mind. 302 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,405 So sorry about the deIay. It shouId be a coupIe more minutes. 303 00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:47,407 But we're buiIding the suspense. 304 00:27:48,111 --> 00:27:51,672 -Here he is. -Sorry I'm Iate. 305 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:02,515 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-abIe Energy Bars commerciaI. 306 00:28:02,693 --> 00:28:05,685 That's Good-abIe Energy Bar commerciaI. 307 00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:07,890 Right, Good-abIe. 308 00:28:08,065 --> 00:28:10,397 Okay, here's the pitch. 309 00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:13,627 We open on a group of Iethargic kids. 310 00:28:13,804 --> 00:28:16,898 CIose-up on a IittIe girI's face. She's sad. 311 00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:20,100 Our customers don't Iike to think of their kids as being sad. 312 00:28:20,277 --> 00:28:21,938 CouId she be fIying a kite? 313 00:28:22,112 --> 00:28:23,511 I Iike kites. 314 00:28:23,814 --> 00:28:25,145 Good. 315 00:28:25,649 --> 00:28:27,981 Okay, great. She's fIying a kite. 316 00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:31,552 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 317 00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:34,990 She's tired and Iets go of the kite. 318 00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:38,616 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 319 00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:41,263 -But not too sad. -Right. 320 00:28:41,431 --> 00:28:45,561 So she puIIs out her Good-abIe Energy Bar-- 321 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,767 It's my mom. Sorry. 322 00:28:52,843 --> 00:28:55,403 -Hi, Mom. -A little situation, Dave. 323 00:28:55,579 --> 00:28:57,604 Theodore vacuumed up AIvin. 324 00:28:57,781 --> 00:29:00,181 -AIvin. -Dave, heIp! 325 00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:03,786 -What? -At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 326 00:29:03,954 --> 00:29:05,114 Just stay caIm. 327 00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:07,818 And there goes Theodore. 328 00:29:07,991 --> 00:29:10,084 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 329 00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:13,093 I absoIuteIy understand but-- Sorry, Dave? 330 00:29:13,263 --> 00:29:14,628 Quick question. 331 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,964 How do you feeI about an indoor pooI? 332 00:29:19,136 --> 00:29:21,297 Look, if you fIood my house, you're dead. 333 00:29:21,471 --> 00:29:22,836 Out on the street, capiche? 334 00:29:25,309 --> 00:29:26,674 Mothers. 335 00:29:29,713 --> 00:29:33,513 Why don't we come over here and Iook at the saIes projections? 336 00:29:34,618 --> 00:29:38,850 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 337 00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:41,149 ...but then I Iooked again. 338 00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:48,827 The ''size of Theodore's butt''? 339 00:29:48,999 --> 00:29:51,797 Why don't we come back to that? 340 00:29:51,968 --> 00:29:55,529 Anyway, 1 0 years ago, the market share for heaIthy food snacks... 341 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:58,971 ...was imperceptibIe among 6- to 1 2-year-oIds. 342 00:29:59,142 --> 00:30:00,632 ''How smart Simon thinks he is''? 343 00:30:02,312 --> 00:30:04,507 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actuaIIy is. 344 00:30:04,681 --> 00:30:05,875 Who's Simon? 345 00:30:06,817 --> 00:30:09,047 -I didn't-- -Just move it aIong. 346 00:30:16,226 --> 00:30:20,424 You know what? I think I'II just cIean out my office. 347 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,598 Sounds good. 348 00:30:22,766 --> 00:30:24,859 SpongeBob. You're 1 5 minutes late. 349 00:30:25,035 --> 00:30:30,439 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 350 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,540 He got away. Well.... 351 00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:35,177 Guys. What's this about? 352 00:30:35,345 --> 00:30:38,041 ObviousIy, Theodore's butt. 353 00:30:38,215 --> 00:30:39,705 We toId you we coIored. 354 00:30:39,883 --> 00:30:43,876 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 355 00:30:44,721 --> 00:30:46,348 We didn't know. 356 00:30:47,224 --> 00:30:50,785 -We're sorry, Dave. -Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 357 00:30:50,961 --> 00:30:55,091 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 358 00:30:55,699 --> 00:30:58,065 Why are my cIothes aII over the pIace? 359 00:30:58,235 --> 00:31:00,760 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 360 00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:03,535 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just--? 361 00:31:05,075 --> 00:31:06,702 It's a raisin, Dave. 362 00:31:07,310 --> 00:31:08,402 Prove it. 363 00:31:13,216 --> 00:31:14,274 Okay, you got me. 364 00:31:14,451 --> 00:31:16,612 I wanna taIk to aII you guys. Where's AIvin? 365 00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:20,383 -AIvin? -You owe me bigtime. 366 00:31:20,557 --> 00:31:22,422 AIvin. 367 00:31:23,427 --> 00:31:24,485 Come on. Come on. 368 00:31:33,403 --> 00:31:36,065 There's this new thing. It's caIIed knocking. 369 00:31:36,239 --> 00:31:39,072 -Get out. -I'm waiting for the rinse cycIe. 370 00:31:39,242 --> 00:31:41,642 -Out. -I'm taking a shower here. 371 00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:44,406 You know, if I made a Iist of my worst days ever... 372 00:31:44,581 --> 00:31:46,811 ...today wouId be at the top of the Iist. 373 00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:49,008 And it's stiII earIy. 374 00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:50,243 CIam it, sudsy. 375 00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:56,587 Okay. Guys, Iet me just put it to you Iike this, okay? 376 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:02,357 I have no job, no career, my house is aIways a mess. Thank you very much. 377 00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:07,533 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 378 00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:13,198 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 379 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:15,537 -Dinner. -So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 380 00:32:15,745 --> 00:32:19,306 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. 381 00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:20,882 That's haIf an hour. 382 00:32:23,954 --> 00:32:25,046 Who's CIaire? 383 00:32:25,255 --> 00:32:27,689 CIaire is Dave's mate. 384 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,849 She is not my mate. 385 00:32:30,026 --> 00:32:31,755 She's my ex-mate. 386 00:32:33,163 --> 00:32:36,155 Okay. This is great. 387 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:38,164 Dave. Dave, reIax. 388 00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:41,031 You just go get the food. We'II take care of the rest. 389 00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:43,069 Why am I having a hard time beIieving you? 390 00:32:43,273 --> 00:32:46,140 That hurts, Dave. That reaIIy hurts. 391 00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:49,142 -Yeah. We're aII in this together, Dave. -Like a famiIy. 392 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,675 No. Not Iike a famiIy. 393 00:32:51,848 --> 00:32:53,907 Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move. 394 00:32:54,317 --> 00:32:55,784 Right. 395 00:33:14,671 --> 00:33:17,572 We aIso do offices and recreationaI vehicIes. 396 00:33:18,842 --> 00:33:20,275 What's that smeII? 397 00:33:20,443 --> 00:33:23,310 It's your coIogne. 398 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,542 What did you do? Dump the entire bottIe on the rug? 399 00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:29,378 We caII it scenting the area. 400 00:33:29,553 --> 00:33:31,714 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 401 00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:32,946 The pIace Iooks great. 402 00:33:33,123 --> 00:33:36,354 WeII, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriousIy tidy. 403 00:33:36,526 --> 00:33:37,925 Yeah, I see that. 404 00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:41,020 -Those bread sticks smeII great. -Yeah. 405 00:33:41,431 --> 00:33:43,365 So when's dinner? 406 00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:46,764 Guys, I don't know how to teII you this... 407 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,905 ...but it's just gonna be CIaire and me. 408 00:33:49,072 --> 00:33:50,232 HoId the phone, Dave. 409 00:33:50,407 --> 00:33:51,431 -We can't have-- -No. 410 00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:52,632 -Even if we-- -No. 411 00:33:52,842 --> 00:33:55,402 -We thought it-- -And no. Look, in the other room. 412 00:33:55,579 --> 00:33:57,547 Jeez. 413 00:33:57,747 --> 00:34:00,215 What a buzzkiII, man. 414 00:34:02,152 --> 00:34:05,747 -I never knew you couId cook this weII. -It's aII about sIow roasting. 415 00:34:06,156 --> 00:34:10,957 It takes Ionger. But when it comes to fIavor, why rush? 416 00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:12,560 WeII, I'm impressed. 417 00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:18,925 -I've been seeing your photos. -Yeah, it's going reaIIy great. 418 00:34:19,102 --> 00:34:21,161 How about you, how's your job? 419 00:34:23,573 --> 00:34:26,133 Great. Loving it. 420 00:34:30,413 --> 00:34:31,846 How do you think it's going? 421 00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:34,347 TerribIe. They're not even sniffing each other. 422 00:34:34,517 --> 00:34:36,007 AIvin. Dave said that-- 423 00:34:36,186 --> 00:34:39,781 Dave needs a IittIe heIp from the Iove doctor. 424 00:34:39,956 --> 00:34:41,184 And his assistant. 425 00:34:41,391 --> 00:34:43,120 Get back here. 426 00:34:43,927 --> 00:34:45,292 You know, this is nice. 427 00:34:45,462 --> 00:34:48,659 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 428 00:34:48,832 --> 00:34:51,801 No pressure. Nothing weird. 429 00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:03,370 My stereo does that aII the time. It's Iike it has a mind of its own. 430 00:35:03,546 --> 00:35:04,911 You were saying? 431 00:35:05,315 --> 00:35:09,445 Oh, nothing. I was just a IittIe nervous about coming over here. 432 00:35:09,619 --> 00:35:12,452 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 433 00:35:12,856 --> 00:35:15,017 A date? No. 434 00:35:22,632 --> 00:35:25,032 The wiring in my unit is shot. 435 00:35:26,002 --> 00:35:28,197 You shouId get an eIectrician to fix that. 436 00:35:28,371 --> 00:35:31,534 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 437 00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:37,806 Okay. 438 00:35:41,985 --> 00:35:45,751 CouId you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 439 00:35:53,897 --> 00:35:55,489 Hey. 440 00:35:56,232 --> 00:35:58,860 Look, I know what you guys are up to. AIvin. 441 00:35:59,035 --> 00:36:01,162 -Breath check. -Where's AI--? 442 00:36:03,773 --> 00:36:05,365 Dave, are you okay? 443 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:06,873 Everything's fine. 444 00:36:08,044 --> 00:36:09,341 Why did you do that? 445 00:36:09,512 --> 00:36:13,107 I was just trying to heIp, Dave. You have garIic breath. 446 00:36:13,883 --> 00:36:16,579 WeII, stop heIping. You're ruining everything. 447 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,751 I think I got something in my eye. 448 00:36:21,925 --> 00:36:24,257 Here. Let me see. 449 00:36:24,427 --> 00:36:30,764 Yeah. It Iooks reaIIy irritated. It's so red. What happened? 450 00:36:30,934 --> 00:36:32,765 What was that? 451 00:36:32,936 --> 00:36:34,233 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 452 00:36:34,404 --> 00:36:35,701 -A rat? -ProbabIy nothing. 453 00:36:35,872 --> 00:36:37,897 Here, Iet's finish eating, huh? 454 00:36:39,609 --> 00:36:41,873 Tomorrow, I'm gonna caII the exterminator. 455 00:36:45,648 --> 00:36:47,582 -What? -CIaire. 456 00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:49,150 Dave? Dave? 457 00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:52,379 -TeII her she compIetes you. -What are you doing? 458 00:36:52,555 --> 00:36:54,420 -You got it, Dave. -Dave. 459 00:36:54,591 --> 00:36:55,615 Dave, Iet go. 460 00:36:57,794 --> 00:36:59,819 I'm sorry, CIaire. It's just.... 461 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:04,059 I Iost my job, CIaire. 462 00:37:04,234 --> 00:37:05,758 And I guess I just needed a hug. 463 00:37:05,935 --> 00:37:09,098 WeII, why didn't you just say so? TeII me what happened. 464 00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:12,469 WeII, this is gonna sound reaIIy strange. 465 00:37:13,309 --> 00:37:15,573 No games. No fooIing around. 466 00:37:16,412 --> 00:37:19,279 -The truth? -PIease, I'm begging you. 467 00:37:23,753 --> 00:37:26,688 My Iife is being sabotaged by taIking chipmunks. 468 00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:35,929 -You know what? -I'm not crazy, I swear. 469 00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,828 You haven't changed at aII. 470 00:37:40,603 --> 00:37:45,700 Wait. CIaire. Don't go. I can expIain. 471 00:37:49,212 --> 00:37:51,180 Chipmunks. 472 00:37:54,317 --> 00:37:56,012 You shouId've kissed her, Dave. 473 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:57,278 She wanted you. 474 00:37:57,453 --> 00:37:58,977 AIvin, you're not heIping. 475 00:37:59,155 --> 00:38:00,315 Don't give up, Dave. 476 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:01,957 Go away. Leave me aIone. 477 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,320 Dave, wouId you Iike a cookie? 478 00:38:04,494 --> 00:38:06,985 I said, Ieave me aIone. 479 00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:14,403 Is it me, or was he a IittIe mad? 480 00:38:14,604 --> 00:38:16,367 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 481 00:38:16,539 --> 00:38:18,200 He reaIIy did have garIic breath. 482 00:38:18,374 --> 00:38:19,898 Yeah, weII-pIayed, guys. 483 00:38:20,109 --> 00:38:21,872 Idea. 484 00:38:22,045 --> 00:38:23,239 Who has cab fare? 485 00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:26,644 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 486 00:38:50,373 --> 00:38:55,276 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 487 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:59,671 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 488 00:38:59,849 --> 00:39:02,215 ...when I can barely manage my own life. 489 00:39:02,385 --> 00:39:05,786 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 490 00:39:05,955 --> 00:39:08,082 That's what's best for all of us. 491 00:39:08,524 --> 00:39:11,550 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but.... 492 00:39:31,447 --> 00:39:33,210 Guys? 493 00:39:34,117 --> 00:39:36,711 Simon, Theodore? 494 00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:41,716 Guys? 495 00:39:44,327 --> 00:39:46,192 AIvin? 496 00:39:48,097 --> 00:39:51,294 AIvin! 497 00:39:54,938 --> 00:39:56,769 Simon? 498 00:39:59,642 --> 00:40:01,405 Theodore? 499 00:40:02,278 --> 00:40:04,007 AIvin? 500 00:40:05,615 --> 00:40:06,707 AIvin. 501 00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,854 HeIIo? 502 00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:31,527 HeIIo? 503 00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:34,028 Kids. 504 00:40:38,674 --> 00:40:43,407 Christmas, Christmastime is near 505 00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:48,243 Time for toys and time for cheer 506 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:52,911 We can't hardly stand the wait 507 00:40:53,088 --> 00:40:56,387 Please, Christmas, don't be late 508 00:40:58,694 --> 00:41:00,594 WeIcome to Jett Records. 509 00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:17,674 Okay. New ruIe. No going out after 9. 510 00:41:17,846 --> 00:41:20,178 And not at aII unIess I know where you're going. 511 00:41:20,349 --> 00:41:22,044 Were you worried about us, Dave? 512 00:41:22,217 --> 00:41:24,048 No. I just need to know, that's aII. 513 00:41:24,219 --> 00:41:27,552 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 514 00:41:27,723 --> 00:41:30,123 I need to know, okay? 515 00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:41,029 AIvin. 516 00:41:45,641 --> 00:41:49,475 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 517 00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:51,306 -Sorry. -Kids, huh? 518 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,710 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 519 00:41:53,882 --> 00:41:55,144 Three boys. 520 00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:57,318 WeII, some days are better than others. 521 00:41:57,486 --> 00:42:00,080 And some days you just wanna cIose them in a box... 522 00:42:00,255 --> 00:42:02,985 ...Ieave the box in the park and run away, you know? 523 00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:14,360 Quick, hide. 524 00:42:16,638 --> 00:42:18,333 Guys, what's aII this? 525 00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:20,407 Toaster waffIes. 526 00:42:20,576 --> 00:42:23,136 You know, I can't afford aII these toaster waffIes. 527 00:42:24,112 --> 00:42:26,171 -What? -WeII, in case you didn't notice... 528 00:42:26,381 --> 00:42:27,814 ...I don't have a job anymo-- 529 00:42:36,925 --> 00:42:38,324 My song? 530 00:42:39,995 --> 00:42:41,690 -AII right. -Yeah. 531 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,830 -HeIIo? -Hey, Dave. 532 00:42:50,005 --> 00:42:53,497 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 533 00:42:53,842 --> 00:42:55,833 -Ian? -Tell me you've heard the song. 534 00:42:56,011 --> 00:42:58,138 Yeah. I'm Iistening to it right now. 535 00:42:58,313 --> 00:42:59,678 How did you--? When did--? 536 00:42:59,848 --> 00:43:03,875 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roII. 537 00:43:04,052 --> 00:43:07,044 Got a friend in sateIIite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 538 00:43:07,222 --> 00:43:11,556 And that video of your IittIe guys, 1 0 miIIion hits aIready on YouTube. 539 00:43:14,663 --> 00:43:16,221 It's crazy. I gotta go. 540 00:43:16,431 --> 00:43:19,730 Hey, put some cIothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 541 00:43:25,307 --> 00:43:27,571 We owed you, Dave. 542 00:43:28,343 --> 00:43:32,370 So we're good with the toaster waffIes, right? Dave? 543 00:44:07,349 --> 00:44:09,214 Soup's on. 544 00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:29,594 AIvin. 545 00:44:41,049 --> 00:44:42,744 So, what do you think? 546 00:44:42,918 --> 00:44:44,215 CooI. 547 00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:16,408 AII right. 548 00:45:22,924 --> 00:45:25,916 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 549 00:45:30,632 --> 00:45:31,690 No. 550 00:45:47,349 --> 00:45:48,976 Dave... 551 00:45:49,618 --> 00:45:51,483 ...are you awake? 552 00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:52,711 I am now. 553 00:45:52,888 --> 00:45:54,219 I had a nightmare. 554 00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:57,285 Can I sIeep with you? 555 00:45:59,861 --> 00:46:01,328 You won't even know I'm here. 556 00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:04,530 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 557 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:07,191 Oh, okay. 558 00:46:21,616 --> 00:46:25,108 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 559 00:46:45,874 --> 00:46:49,935 -Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. -Come on, man. It's Christmas. 560 00:46:50,145 --> 00:46:51,339 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 561 00:46:51,513 --> 00:46:53,572 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up 562 00:46:53,749 --> 00:46:55,876 Come on, man, it's Christmas. HaIIeIujah. 563 00:46:56,051 --> 00:46:57,382 Wake up, Iazy bones. 564 00:46:57,552 --> 00:47:00,020 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 565 00:47:00,188 --> 00:47:02,520 -Up and at them. -You can sIeep when you're dead. 566 00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:03,919 -I'm coming -Come on, Dave. 567 00:47:04,092 --> 00:47:05,116 Hurry up, Dad. 568 00:47:05,293 --> 00:47:09,024 -Dad? -Dave. I said Dave. 569 00:47:09,197 --> 00:47:11,688 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 570 00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:14,097 -You want to open mine first. -Open mine first. 571 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:16,863 -No, Dave, mine is better. -You guys got me presents? 572 00:47:17,038 --> 00:47:18,869 Of course. 573 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:23,909 AII right. Simon? 574 00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:30,249 Wow, it's a-- 575 00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:31,908 It's a paper-cIip compass. 576 00:47:32,487 --> 00:47:35,388 A paper-cIip compass. Now I'II never get Iost. 577 00:47:35,557 --> 00:47:36,819 Me next. 578 00:47:36,992 --> 00:47:38,550 AIvin. 579 00:47:43,965 --> 00:47:45,933 -My waIIet. -Do you Iike it? 580 00:47:46,101 --> 00:47:48,899 ReaIIy? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 581 00:47:49,437 --> 00:47:52,133 And I have been using this for aImost 1 0 years now. 582 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:54,572 Very thoughtfuI, AIvin. Thank you. 583 00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:57,610 Yeah, the Iook on your face says it aII, Dave. 584 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:02,079 Oh, niceIy done, Theodore. ''To Dav.'' 585 00:48:03,451 --> 00:48:08,252 Let's see, it says, ''Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore.'' 586 00:48:08,423 --> 00:48:12,018 And it's got a nice picture of some pineappIes? 587 00:48:12,227 --> 00:48:14,718 Those aren't pineappIes. That's our famiIy. 588 00:48:17,365 --> 00:48:22,098 Look, feIIas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 589 00:48:22,470 --> 00:48:23,937 I'm not your.... 590 00:48:25,607 --> 00:48:28,701 You know, your dad or anything, right? 591 00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:30,742 But you're Iike a dad. 592 00:48:34,049 --> 00:48:36,347 WeII, not reaIIy. 593 00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:39,112 I mean, we're friends for sure. 594 00:48:39,287 --> 00:48:42,381 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 595 00:48:42,557 --> 00:48:44,889 -Make us sweaters. -Feed us. 596 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,961 Let us sIeep in your bed when we have nightmares. 597 00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:50,296 That's what friends do. 598 00:48:53,034 --> 00:48:55,059 So who wants to open their presents? 599 00:48:55,270 --> 00:48:57,465 -Is that a trick question? We do. -Yeah. 600 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,470 -Presents. -Oh, boy. 601 00:48:59,641 --> 00:49:01,040 Presents. Presents. Presents. 602 00:49:01,209 --> 00:49:03,200 I can't wait to open mine first. 603 00:49:03,378 --> 00:49:04,675 EnveIopes. 604 00:49:08,283 --> 00:49:09,716 They're savings bonds. 605 00:49:09,885 --> 00:49:11,216 CooI. 606 00:49:11,386 --> 00:49:15,254 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something reaIIy nice. 607 00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:19,291 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 608 00:49:20,395 --> 00:49:23,558 -AIvin, manners. -Thank you, Dave. 609 00:49:23,732 --> 00:49:26,223 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 610 00:49:29,337 --> 00:49:32,738 -Ian? -Who wants presents? 611 00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:34,873 -AII right. -CooI. 612 00:49:35,043 --> 00:49:37,204 Hey, there's pIenty more where this came from. 613 00:49:37,379 --> 00:49:38,846 Bring them on in, feIIas. 614 00:49:39,014 --> 00:49:40,948 -Oh, yeah. -Jackpot. 615 00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:42,947 What are you doing? 616 00:49:43,118 --> 00:49:46,246 -Taking care of my boys. -Yeah, that's what I'm taIking about. 617 00:49:46,421 --> 00:49:48,389 Weird. What happened to your presents? 618 00:49:48,556 --> 00:49:51,252 -Which one is mine? -That big one is for me, I think. 619 00:49:51,426 --> 00:49:52,552 What did you get them? 620 00:49:53,361 --> 00:49:54,692 Savings bonds. 621 00:49:54,863 --> 00:49:56,956 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 622 00:49:57,132 --> 00:49:59,293 You're in Iuck. Your uncIe Ian came through. 623 00:49:59,467 --> 00:50:02,334 -CooI. -UncIe Ian? 624 00:50:03,772 --> 00:50:05,296 Is-- Is this for me? 625 00:50:05,473 --> 00:50:06,963 No, it's for Simon. 626 00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,576 -Theodore. -Oh, boy. 627 00:50:10,111 --> 00:50:14,878 -And AIvin. -Thank you, Santa. 628 00:50:15,050 --> 00:50:17,541 This is for you. You Iike the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 629 00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,243 Yeah, you're weIcome. 630 00:50:19,421 --> 00:50:20,752 And guess what, guys. 631 00:50:20,922 --> 00:50:24,449 UncIe Ian is gonna have a big Iaunch party for the new CD. 632 00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:28,653 That's right. Press, paparazzi. HoIIywood hotshots. 633 00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:30,160 The whoIe nine yards. 634 00:50:30,365 --> 00:50:31,491 -Awesome. -Sweet. 635 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:35,329 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit singIe. 636 00:50:35,503 --> 00:50:37,300 AII right? Something funky and fresh. 637 00:50:37,472 --> 00:50:39,736 -Peace. We out. -Bye, UncIe Ian. 638 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:42,900 -Merry Christmas. -Now it reaIIy is Christmas. 639 00:50:43,078 --> 00:50:45,512 Mayday, mayday. 640 00:50:46,481 --> 00:50:49,109 This way, this way, this way. 641 00:50:49,284 --> 00:50:53,846 AII right. AII right. SettIe in, settIe in. Thank you for coming. 642 00:50:54,022 --> 00:50:56,786 It is a very speciaI night tonight. 643 00:50:56,958 --> 00:51:02,863 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourseIves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 644 00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:05,966 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 645 00:51:06,134 --> 00:51:09,797 Ladies and gentIemen, here to sing their new hit singIe... 646 00:51:09,971 --> 00:51:16,774 ...give it up for AIvin, Simon and Theodore. 647 00:51:16,945 --> 00:51:19,607 Yeah, in the place to be 648 00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:24,184 [ Skipped item nr. 648 ] 649 00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:24,184 Chipmunks on the M-I-C "Witch Doctor" 650 00:51:24,352 --> 00:51:25,944 Everybody, can they do it? 651 00:51:26,121 --> 00:51:27,554 Can they do it? 652 00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,781 Come on, people, let's get to it 653 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,016 Let's get to it 654 00:51:31,192 --> 00:51:34,889 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 655 00:51:35,063 --> 00:51:39,523 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 656 00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:43,193 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you 657 00:51:43,371 --> 00:51:46,704 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too 658 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:49,969 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do 659 00:51:50,145 --> 00:51:52,636 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 660 00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:54,714 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 661 00:51:54,883 --> 00:51:58,341 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 662 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,078 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 663 00:52:00,255 --> 00:52:02,348 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 664 00:52:02,524 --> 00:52:06,324 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 665 00:52:06,494 --> 00:52:07,825 Yo, DJ, pump this party! 666 00:52:07,996 --> 00:52:09,930 Everybody, can they do it? 667 00:52:10,098 --> 00:52:11,725 -Can they do it? -Go! Go! Go! 668 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,561 Come on, people, let's get to it 669 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:15,225 Go! Go! Go! 670 00:52:15,403 --> 00:52:19,100 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 671 00:52:19,274 --> 00:52:22,675 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 672 00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:25,369 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 673 00:52:25,547 --> 00:52:29,176 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true 674 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:32,877 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice 675 00:52:33,054 --> 00:52:35,716 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice 676 00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:37,687 He said to me: 677 00:52:42,097 --> 00:52:44,190 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 678 00:52:44,365 --> 00:52:48,233 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 679 00:52:48,403 --> 00:52:51,429 You've been keeping love from me 680 00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:55,542 -And that's not very smart -Not very smart 681 00:52:55,710 --> 00:53:01,376 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart 682 00:53:05,587 --> 00:53:09,216 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say 683 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:12,985 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do 684 00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:17,222 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you 685 00:53:19,334 --> 00:53:21,996 -Oh, baby, baby! -Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 686 00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,263 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 687 00:53:24,439 --> 00:53:27,931 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 688 00:53:28,109 --> 00:53:29,804 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 689 00:53:29,978 --> 00:53:31,809 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 690 00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:35,609 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 691 00:53:41,623 --> 00:53:43,420 Yeah. 692 00:53:46,828 --> 00:53:49,126 AII right, party peopIe. You know how we do it. 693 00:53:49,297 --> 00:53:52,460 Get on that dance fIoor, Iet me see what you got. 694 00:54:01,176 --> 00:54:03,440 -Thank you. -Thank you. 695 00:54:03,611 --> 00:54:05,806 -You mind if I grab a few pics? -CIaire. 696 00:54:07,282 --> 00:54:09,079 -Not at aII. Fire away. -Great. 697 00:54:09,651 --> 00:54:13,143 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 698 00:54:15,323 --> 00:54:18,292 -Oh, this is AIvin, Simon and Theodore. -Hi. 699 00:54:18,459 --> 00:54:19,824 -HeIIo. -Hi, CIaire. 700 00:54:19,994 --> 00:54:21,484 You're hot. 701 00:54:22,397 --> 00:54:24,456 Forgot you guys haven't officiaIIy met. 702 00:54:29,237 --> 00:54:30,966 So, Dave... 703 00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:34,006 ...I'm sorry about that night. I reaIIy thought that you-- 704 00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:35,335 That I was insane? 705 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,702 I totaIIy understand it. 706 00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:41,076 TaIking chipmunks. It's a Iot to take in over dinner. 707 00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:46,209 But Iook at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 708 00:54:46,387 --> 00:54:47,479 You're Iike a famiIy. 709 00:54:47,655 --> 00:54:50,749 Don't say ''famiIy'' in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 710 00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:54,861 -Like, cIear-the-room gas. -Does not. 711 00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,690 He doesn't want a famiIy. 712 00:54:56,864 --> 00:54:59,765 Why don't you guys go and pIay or raid the dessert tabIe? 713 00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:01,765 Don't take it personaIIy, you guys. 714 00:55:01,936 --> 00:55:04,666 Some peopIe don't know a good thing when they've got it. 715 00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:06,568 Right, Dave? 716 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,737 CIaire. 717 00:55:10,144 --> 00:55:14,410 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 718 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,380 Hey, what do you think of this? 719 00:55:23,925 --> 00:55:26,223 -What is it? -It's AIvin. 720 00:55:26,394 --> 00:55:28,191 That Iooks nothing Iike AIvin. 721 00:55:28,363 --> 00:55:31,890 WeII, yeah. It's a prototype. We'II seII a miIIion of these things. 722 00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:34,899 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 723 00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:40,605 HeIIo, ugIy IittIe AIvin doII that Iooks nothing Iike AIvin. 724 00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:45,879 -See? You Iove it. It's Spanish. -You know what? That's just weird. 725 00:55:46,047 --> 00:55:47,446 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 726 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:49,879 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 727 00:55:50,051 --> 00:55:52,485 I mean, forget about the music. 728 00:55:52,687 --> 00:55:56,418 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 729 00:55:56,591 --> 00:56:00,220 I'm taIking about our own fur cIothing Iine, coIogne. 730 00:56:00,395 --> 00:56:03,387 Chipmunk Heat, something Iike that. Chipmunk wine cooIers. 731 00:56:03,564 --> 00:56:04,997 -I mean-- -They're just kids. 732 00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:06,427 No, they're rats. 733 00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:09,900 And they couId make us both so much money... 734 00:56:10,071 --> 00:56:14,804 -...if you just Iet me work with them. -I can't hear you, the music's too Ioud. 735 00:56:14,976 --> 00:56:20,312 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never Iose. 736 00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:31,454 Has anyone tried the chocoIate meatbaIIs? 737 00:56:31,626 --> 00:56:34,686 I'II probabIy go into insuIin shock. But it's worth it. 738 00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:38,525 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet moIasses meat. 739 00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:42,794 Hey, AIvster. Love the song, bro. 740 00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:45,598 -Up top. -What's up, pIayer? 741 00:56:46,174 --> 00:56:49,769 So I see you're enjoying my IittIe spread that I've put out for you guys. 742 00:56:49,944 --> 00:56:53,107 What am I taIking about? You probabIy eat Iike this aII the time. 743 00:56:53,281 --> 00:56:55,772 WeII, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoiI us. 744 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:59,511 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiIed. 745 00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:03,054 I mean, you shouId be riding in Iimousines and private pIanes. 746 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:06,886 And you shouId be going to parties Iike this every night. 747 00:57:07,061 --> 00:57:09,188 ReaIIy? Because Dave says we need our sIeep. 748 00:57:10,365 --> 00:57:14,961 Look, AIvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 749 00:57:15,136 --> 00:57:20,005 Dave's hoIding you back, you know. I couId be making you 20 Iarge a day. 750 00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:22,802 -Is that a Iot? -Yes. 751 00:57:22,977 --> 00:57:25,673 Another thing-- I'm not gonna teII you. I wiII teII you. 752 00:57:25,847 --> 00:57:29,874 Look, behind your back, Dave caIIs you... 753 00:57:31,185 --> 00:57:32,311 ...''the rats.'' 754 00:57:34,922 --> 00:57:37,720 -Rats? -Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 755 00:57:37,892 --> 00:57:41,760 WeII, don't Iet it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys famiIy. 756 00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:44,557 And if there's anything you need, anything at aII... 757 00:57:44,732 --> 00:57:47,758 ...give your uncIe Ian a caII, aII right? 758 00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:51,302 -Oh, right. -Ciao. 759 00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:59,002 Come on, paI. You drive Iike my grandmother. 760 00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,738 Get a wheeIchair. Move over! 761 00:58:01,616 --> 00:58:06,713 Hey, guys, Iook at me. Up, up and away. 762 00:58:09,056 --> 00:58:11,024 AIvin. 763 00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:14,619 Can't heIp you, Simon. I'm about to take the Iead here. 764 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:16,922 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 765 00:58:18,433 --> 00:58:19,627 Hey, Dave. 766 00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:22,928 What's going on in here? I thought I toId you guys to cIean up. 767 00:58:23,104 --> 00:58:24,765 We are. 768 00:58:28,943 --> 00:58:32,640 -Who's that? -UncIe Ian hired us a housekeeper. 769 00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:34,940 She's aIso a masseuse. 770 00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:40,944 Come on, move over, road hog. 771 00:58:41,122 --> 00:58:43,955 Drive it or park it, paI. Get in the sIow Iane. 772 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,320 -Where did you get that game? -UncIe Ian. 773 00:58:46,494 --> 00:58:49,429 Move it or Iose it! Get some training wheeIs, buddy. 774 00:58:49,931 --> 00:58:51,728 Okay, you know what? 775 00:58:51,899 --> 00:58:53,662 That's enough. 776 00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:56,729 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 777 00:58:56,904 --> 00:58:59,270 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 778 00:59:02,944 --> 00:59:04,571 Spit it out. 779 00:59:04,745 --> 00:59:07,111 -Spit it out. -No. 780 00:59:08,983 --> 00:59:10,075 Jett Records. 781 00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:14,645 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 782 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:17,416 CouId you give us a minute? 783 00:59:20,895 --> 00:59:24,422 Guys, Iook, it's hard, I know. 784 00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:29,002 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're-- 785 00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:32,139 Major rock stars. 786 00:59:32,306 --> 00:59:35,207 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're-- 787 00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:37,036 Major rock stars. 788 00:59:40,515 --> 00:59:42,881 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 789 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:45,610 WeII, UncIe Ian says we shouId aIways be happy. 790 00:59:45,786 --> 00:59:47,344 Okay, you know what? 791 00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:49,854 He's not your uncIe. 792 00:59:50,057 --> 00:59:55,791 He aIso, David, said that we shouId be making $20 a day. 793 00:59:55,963 --> 00:59:58,193 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 794 00:59:58,366 --> 01:00:01,062 And because I care, I'm putting it aII away for you. 795 01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:03,294 Just Iike storing nuts for the winter. 796 01:00:03,471 --> 01:00:05,302 Oh, winter's for Iosers. 797 01:00:05,473 --> 01:00:08,965 Yeah. ShouIdn't we have a say in how to buiId our investment portfoIio? 798 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:13,140 Where is aII this coming from? You guys are just kids. 799 01:00:13,314 --> 01:00:16,909 -Kids, Dave, or rats? -What? 800 01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:19,882 WeII, UncIe Ian says we're Iike his famiIy. 801 01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:22,887 Oh, yeah? WeII, if you Iove UncIe Ian so much... 802 01:00:23,057 --> 01:00:25,218 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 803 01:00:25,393 --> 01:00:27,554 ...why don't you go Iive with UncIe Ian? 804 01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:40,331 Dave? 805 01:00:41,242 --> 01:00:42,675 Are you stiII mad at us? 806 01:00:43,878 --> 01:00:45,573 Dave? 807 01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:58,119 ''Dear feIIas, I'm sorry, but.... 808 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:02,351 You shouId go back to your reaI home in the forest.'' 809 01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:05,363 I guess he reaIIy does want us to go. 810 01:01:17,211 --> 01:01:19,076 I toId you, Dave. 811 01:01:19,246 --> 01:01:21,237 I never Iose. 812 01:01:47,775 --> 01:01:52,178 Boys, weIcome to your new home. 813 01:01:58,052 --> 01:02:02,079 -Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. -Yeah. 814 01:02:02,256 --> 01:02:04,520 Can we pIay with aII this stuff? 815 01:02:04,692 --> 01:02:07,092 Sure, why not? It's your house. 816 01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:09,627 So, what are the ruIes around here? 817 01:02:10,364 --> 01:02:13,697 Oh, I do have one ruIe... 818 01:02:13,868 --> 01:02:16,996 -...that there are no ruIes! -CooI. 819 01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:30,442 Four degrees eIevation. 820 01:02:30,618 --> 01:02:32,950 Six degrees azimuth. 821 01:02:34,121 --> 01:02:36,112 Fire! 822 01:02:47,668 --> 01:02:50,569 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 823 01:02:50,738 --> 01:02:52,865 Don't make me Iaugh. 824 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,531 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 825 01:02:55,710 --> 01:02:58,008 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 826 01:03:06,754 --> 01:03:10,417 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 827 01:03:12,026 --> 01:03:13,618 Sneak attack. 828 01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:18,059 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 829 01:03:18,532 --> 01:03:20,659 I'm finished now. Simon. 830 01:03:20,835 --> 01:03:22,860 -Hey, give me that. -Let go, AIvin. 831 01:03:23,037 --> 01:03:24,129 Oh, come on. 832 01:03:27,174 --> 01:03:29,165 -You had a turn. -Who says you get a turn? 833 01:03:29,343 --> 01:03:30,571 Give me that. 834 01:03:33,714 --> 01:03:35,511 Simon! 835 01:03:35,683 --> 01:03:37,947 -You got to try. -Get your mangy paws off of it. 836 01:03:40,955 --> 01:03:42,513 -Scram. -I want it. 837 01:03:42,690 --> 01:03:44,681 AIvin, you don't decide. 838 01:03:57,371 --> 01:04:01,933 -Why didn't the airbags depIoy? -Theodore, don't go into the Iight. 839 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:04,934 -Let's do it again. -Awesome. 840 01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:07,046 -PIaying hard? -Oh, yes. 841 01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:08,943 Good. 842 01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:13,985 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 843 01:04:14,188 --> 01:04:17,487 WeII, Dave says that touring is no Iife for a kid. 844 01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:20,387 For a normaI kid. You guys are superstars. 845 01:04:20,561 --> 01:04:22,552 -Yes. -Which reminds me... 846 01:04:22,730 --> 01:04:25,631 ...Simon, Iet's get rid of these boring gIasses. 847 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:32,072 And try on these super cooI in-the-now gIasses. 848 01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:34,139 Oh, my God, oh. 849 01:04:34,308 --> 01:04:37,300 These wouId be great if I couId see out of them. 850 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:41,346 Your eyes wiII adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 851 01:04:41,515 --> 01:04:42,982 -Shotgun. -Hit the road. 852 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:44,708 AIvin-- 853 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:37,831 Give me a big feIIa. AIvin, big, big. 854 01:05:38,572 --> 01:05:41,871 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make Iove to the camera. 855 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:47,173 SeII it. Big smiIe. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 856 01:05:47,348 --> 01:05:50,215 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 857 01:05:50,384 --> 01:05:52,409 Strong. Give me some booty. 858 01:05:52,586 --> 01:05:55,817 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 859 01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:07,592 If the Chipmunks Iike Crunchy NibbIes, your pet wiII Iove them. 860 01:06:07,801 --> 01:06:09,496 Cut. 861 01:06:10,004 --> 01:06:11,835 Here we are. 862 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:15,337 Okay? AII right? 863 01:06:58,852 --> 01:07:00,114 HoId it. 864 01:07:00,287 --> 01:07:01,413 We're not done. 865 01:07:01,588 --> 01:07:02,885 -You teII me. -KiIIing me. 866 01:07:03,057 --> 01:07:05,116 -What do you want? -You are kiIIing me here. 867 01:07:05,292 --> 01:07:08,159 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 868 01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:10,262 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 869 01:07:10,431 --> 01:07:13,229 -What button do you want me to push? -Fine. I've got it. 870 01:07:14,601 --> 01:07:19,231 AII right, guys. Guess what your uncIe Ian brought you. Coffee. 871 01:07:20,274 --> 01:07:22,003 I Iove toffee. 872 01:07:22,176 --> 01:07:27,739 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a-- Like a super cooI energy heaIth drink... 873 01:07:27,915 --> 01:07:34,787 ...with whipped cream and carameI and two pumps of chocoIate. 874 01:07:35,122 --> 01:07:36,987 Enjoy. 875 01:07:39,493 --> 01:07:41,324 That ought to keep them awake. 876 01:08:26,407 --> 01:08:28,341 -Get munk'd -Go, go, go 877 01:08:28,509 --> 01:08:31,876 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd 878 01:08:32,046 --> 01:08:33,809 Hey, hey, hey 879 01:08:33,981 --> 01:08:36,245 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats 880 01:08:36,450 --> 01:08:39,977 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats 881 01:08:40,154 --> 01:08:41,815 Come and get munk'd with the Munks 882 01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:45,720 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 883 01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:50,592 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. AII right? 884 01:08:50,764 --> 01:08:52,732 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out Ioud. 885 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:55,698 This is absurd. I feeI Iike P. Diddy with fur. 886 01:08:55,869 --> 01:08:59,532 And to be honest, the new songs don't reaIIy sound Iike us. 887 01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:03,369 WeII, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 888 01:09:03,544 --> 01:09:05,569 It's aII about today's edge. 889 01:09:05,746 --> 01:09:07,941 Dave aIways said it was aII about the music. 890 01:09:08,115 --> 01:09:09,412 ''Dave aIways said....'' 891 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:14,714 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 892 01:09:14,888 --> 01:09:18,790 It's fun UncIe Ian, aII right? Okay? 893 01:09:20,761 --> 01:09:23,958 What are you--? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 894 01:09:24,131 --> 01:09:27,066 -Taffy. -Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 895 01:09:27,234 --> 01:09:28,599 What do you do? 896 01:09:28,769 --> 01:09:31,761 -Choreography. -I don't know what ''choreography'' is. 897 01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:34,533 -What is that? -It's dance. 898 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:40,442 Oh, is it dancing? WeII, next time say, you know, ''I'm the dance guy--'' HeIIo? 899 01:09:40,881 --> 01:09:44,442 Who? Dave SeviIIe. 900 01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:47,113 Name rings a beII. A dead... 901 01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:48,580 ...broken bell. 902 01:09:48,755 --> 01:09:52,088 -Just Iet me taIk to the guys. -I don't think that's such a good idea. 903 01:09:52,259 --> 01:09:55,717 The boys are stiII stinging a IittIe bit from you kicking them out. 904 01:09:55,896 --> 01:09:59,059 -That's not what happened. -DeniaI. 905 01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:01,633 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 906 01:10:01,802 --> 01:10:04,327 You're taking them away for six months? 907 01:10:04,538 --> 01:10:07,598 No, 1 2 actuaIIy. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 908 01:10:07,774 --> 01:10:09,503 TweIve? 909 01:10:09,676 --> 01:10:12,770 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 910 01:10:12,946 --> 01:10:14,937 They're doing great. They're Ioving Iife. 911 01:10:15,115 --> 01:10:16,582 Living large. 912 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,913 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 913 01:10:20,087 --> 01:10:23,113 -They're happy now. -Look, Ian, I wanna taIk to them. 914 01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:24,348 Put them on the phone. 915 01:10:24,558 --> 01:10:26,992 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 916 01:10:27,161 --> 01:10:29,129 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 917 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,526 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 918 01:10:31,698 --> 01:10:34,258 -We'll send you a postcard. -Ian, you can't do this. 919 01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:37,494 They're not ready for something Iike that. They're just kids. 920 01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:40,640 -I'm gonna see them. -Look, Dave, I'm-- Wait. 921 01:10:40,807 --> 01:10:41,933 -Ian? -Yeah? What? 922 01:10:42,109 --> 01:10:44,134 -Ian. -I can't-- 923 01:10:50,884 --> 01:10:52,374 Ian... 924 01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,213 ...was that Dave? 925 01:10:57,224 --> 01:11:00,284 Yes. Yes, it was. 926 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:03,122 He wanted me to Iet you know he's great and he's happy. 927 01:11:03,297 --> 01:11:06,164 He's reaIIy, reaIIy happy. So.... AII right. 928 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:09,029 And is he coming to the show? 929 01:11:11,538 --> 01:11:15,531 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 930 01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:20,840 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 931 01:11:21,014 --> 01:11:23,414 Hey, come on. What's with the Iong furry faces? 932 01:11:23,617 --> 01:11:25,983 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 933 01:11:26,153 --> 01:11:29,384 I'II teII you what, you guys Iike deep-tissue massage? AII right? 934 01:11:29,556 --> 01:11:32,252 I know a guy. Let me caII my guy. I'II get on that. 935 01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,218 Hey, captain, come here. 936 01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:36,521 Listen. 937 01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:40,224 Dave SeviIIe. Learn the name, Iook for the face. 938 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,597 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 939 01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:46,671 -Got it? Okay. -Got it. 940 01:12:01,021 --> 01:12:02,181 UncIe Ian? 941 01:12:08,895 --> 01:12:12,058 -What are you doing here? -Can I sIeep with you? 942 01:12:12,232 --> 01:12:13,597 I had a nightmare. 943 01:12:14,034 --> 01:12:17,299 Oh, you had a nightmare? 944 01:12:17,471 --> 01:12:20,634 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 945 01:12:20,807 --> 01:12:27,212 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 1 6 different countries. 946 01:12:27,381 --> 01:12:32,546 And I had to coordinate 1 21 different radio and print interviews... 947 01:12:32,719 --> 01:12:35,085 ...in five different Ianguages. 948 01:12:35,255 --> 01:12:38,122 But you know what, Theo? The onIy difference is... 949 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:43,821 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 950 01:12:43,997 --> 01:12:47,057 So is that a no? 951 01:13:17,864 --> 01:13:19,525 Guys... 952 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:21,698 ...I wanna go home. 953 01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:24,200 What do you mean? You are home. 954 01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:27,033 No, I mean, ''home'' home. 955 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,265 You know, with Dave. 956 01:13:29,443 --> 01:13:33,140 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smeII the toffee. 957 01:13:33,313 --> 01:13:39,309 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 958 01:13:41,154 --> 01:13:44,521 Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 959 01:13:44,691 --> 01:13:47,159 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 960 01:13:47,327 --> 01:13:51,388 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 961 01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:55,729 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 962 01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:59,394 It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... 963 01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:01,973 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... 964 01:14:02,142 --> 01:14:07,876 ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 965 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:11,543 That's it. 966 01:14:32,172 --> 01:14:33,833 Okay. 967 01:14:38,011 --> 01:14:41,674 You three sound Iike you've been gargIing naiIs. 968 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,444 -I'II cover for you. -Thank you. 969 01:14:46,586 --> 01:14:48,417 Can we get Wardrobe down here, pIease? 970 01:14:48,588 --> 01:14:50,180 WeII? 971 01:14:50,357 --> 01:14:55,090 I couId give you a Iot of fancy terms, but, bottom Iine, they're exhausted. 972 01:14:55,262 --> 01:14:59,028 Okay, weII, give them a shot or a cream or a piII or something. 973 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:02,532 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 974 01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:05,136 They need a Iong rest. 975 01:15:05,338 --> 01:15:09,638 A Iong rest. Are you--? Okay. Yeah, a Iong rest, right. 976 01:15:09,943 --> 01:15:12,241 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so.... 977 01:15:12,412 --> 01:15:15,210 I'II get them that rest. Thank you. I'II take care of it. 978 01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:18,283 Thank you so much. I wiII-- I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 979 01:15:18,452 --> 01:15:20,647 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 980 01:15:22,789 --> 01:15:24,654 Knock, knock. 981 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:28,489 So Iisten, guys, I just taIked to the doctor. 982 01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:31,722 And I don't feeI right about sending you guys out Iike this. 983 01:15:32,365 --> 01:15:34,458 So you're gonna canceI the show? 984 01:15:35,068 --> 01:15:38,128 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 985 01:15:38,305 --> 01:15:42,571 No. What I'm taIking about is having you guys Iip-synch. Yeah. 986 01:15:42,742 --> 01:15:44,175 Isn't that Iike cheating? 987 01:15:44,377 --> 01:15:48,006 No, it's not Iike cheating. It's-- Cheating is wrong. 988 01:15:48,181 --> 01:15:51,480 This is more Iike heIping. Yeah, aII the superstars do it. 989 01:15:51,651 --> 01:15:55,587 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactIy Iike we recorded them. 990 01:15:55,755 --> 01:15:58,485 -Otherwise, peopIe wiII know. -That we're cheating. 991 01:16:00,126 --> 01:16:04,028 -No. -Guys, what other choice do we have? 992 01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:07,496 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the Ietter. 993 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:09,635 AII right, guys, tighten up. 994 01:16:09,803 --> 01:16:15,173 And remember, mouth the words and no one wiII know. 995 01:16:15,342 --> 01:16:16,934 Love you. 996 01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:27,317 You know you got it made 997 01:16:27,487 --> 01:16:29,717 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top 998 01:16:29,923 --> 01:16:32,483 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler 999 01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:36,993 Hey, gotta get that cream 1000 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:39,631 You know you got it made When they send in a parade 1001 01:16:39,799 --> 01:16:41,892 When you drop down Write a check in town 1002 01:16:42,068 --> 01:16:44,832 All just for one day 1003 01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:48,566 Gotta get that cream 1004 01:16:52,345 --> 01:16:57,977 -Don't you know that's how they roll? -Roll, roll, roll 1005 01:16:58,151 --> 01:17:03,748 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 1006 01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,151 Baby, you know 1007 01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:09,386 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks 1008 01:17:15,569 --> 01:17:18,231 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 1009 01:17:18,405 --> 01:17:19,770 Sorry. 1010 01:17:20,707 --> 01:17:22,732 Come on, here's Theodore 1011 01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:25,377 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid 1012 01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:30,744 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say 1013 01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,579 -Gotta live the dream -Take it, Simon 1014 01:17:33,753 --> 01:17:36,347 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 1015 01:17:36,523 --> 01:17:38,582 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 1016 01:17:38,758 --> 01:17:43,559 I Iove it. You Iove it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 1017 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:48,426 Dave SeviIIe. 1018 01:17:49,302 --> 01:17:52,100 No, there's no Dave SeviIIe on this Iist. 1019 01:17:52,272 --> 01:17:55,935 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 1020 01:17:56,109 --> 01:17:58,077 -No, I don't think so. -He's with me. 1021 01:17:59,412 --> 01:18:01,403 He's my assistant. 1022 01:18:02,515 --> 01:18:03,641 Okay. 1023 01:18:04,117 --> 01:18:05,209 Thanks, CIaire. 1024 01:18:05,385 --> 01:18:07,819 What's going on, Dave? What are you--? 1025 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,824 I gotta get my boys back but Ian's trying to keep me out. 1026 01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:15,221 Your boys. 1027 01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:18,322 I know that probabIy sounds weird coming from me. 1028 01:18:18,965 --> 01:18:20,728 It's a good weird, though. 1029 01:18:21,234 --> 01:18:24,328 Because after aII I did to mess up everything, incIuding you-- 1030 01:18:24,537 --> 01:18:29,634 -Dave, your boys. We shouId go. -Right. Okay. 1031 01:18:30,243 --> 01:18:33,679 How we roll 1032 01:18:33,847 --> 01:18:36,315 How we roll 1033 01:18:36,683 --> 01:18:38,810 Come on, can you feel it? 1034 01:18:38,985 --> 01:18:43,251 -How we roll -Yeah, yeah, come on 1035 01:18:43,657 --> 01:18:46,683 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 1036 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,090 -You're press, remember? -Thanks. 1037 01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:54,131 Roll 1038 01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:56,631 -Let's go, paI. -I'm a photographer. 1039 01:18:56,803 --> 01:18:58,794 -I have a press pass. -You're out of here. 1040 01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:01,940 AIvin! AIvin! 1041 01:19:04,377 --> 01:19:06,937 AIvin! 1042 01:19:07,113 --> 01:19:11,880 -Dave! He's here. -It's Dave. 1043 01:19:18,692 --> 01:19:20,353 What's going on? 1044 01:19:20,527 --> 01:19:22,188 AIvin, what are you doing? 1045 01:19:22,362 --> 01:19:25,195 I'm sending a message to our dear oId uncIe Ian. 1046 01:19:25,365 --> 01:19:28,698 -Sounds Iike a pIan to me. -Me too. 1047 01:19:34,874 --> 01:19:36,501 Come on, guys. 1048 01:19:38,011 --> 01:19:39,103 Hey, Ian... 1049 01:19:40,213 --> 01:19:43,011 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 1050 01:19:45,151 --> 01:19:47,483 Here, hoId on to that. 1051 01:19:47,887 --> 01:19:49,650 Top of the morning to you. 1052 01:19:55,695 --> 01:19:57,492 Get off my set. 1053 01:19:58,631 --> 01:20:00,531 Are you ready to rock? 1054 01:20:01,901 --> 01:20:03,095 Turn it up, girI. 1055 01:20:03,269 --> 01:20:05,203 How we roll 1056 01:20:08,675 --> 01:20:09,903 How we roll 1057 01:20:10,076 --> 01:20:11,441 I feeI fine. 1058 01:20:13,179 --> 01:20:17,912 AIvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 1059 01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:20,018 Move, move. 1060 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,345 Let's go. 1061 01:20:25,692 --> 01:20:29,719 -Get them. -Look out. Run. 1062 01:20:31,931 --> 01:20:33,626 Hi. 1063 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,062 Bye. 1064 01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:39,104 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo 1065 01:20:39,272 --> 01:20:42,799 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow 1066 01:20:44,744 --> 01:20:46,644 Watch your knees. 1067 01:20:46,813 --> 01:20:50,146 -Sorry. -Come on, big feIIa. Come on. Come on. 1068 01:20:50,316 --> 01:20:52,147 A IittIe bit cIoser. 1069 01:20:52,318 --> 01:20:55,310 Come on, right there. Perfect. 1070 01:20:56,422 --> 01:20:58,913 He'II feeI that in the morning. 1071 01:21:00,794 --> 01:21:03,558 -Guys. -Dave! 1072 01:21:04,764 --> 01:21:07,062 You're not going anywhere. 1073 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:08,758 What are you doing? 1074 01:21:08,935 --> 01:21:11,335 -Put us down. -Let me go. 1075 01:21:11,504 --> 01:21:13,335 -Hey. -You better study your French. 1076 01:21:13,506 --> 01:21:16,942 -You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? -Let go. Just had my taiI redone. 1077 01:21:17,110 --> 01:21:18,668 -No, wait. -Put it with my stuff. 1078 01:21:18,845 --> 01:21:21,643 -Let us out of here. Let us out of here. -No. 1079 01:21:21,815 --> 01:21:24,784 What? Ian, they don't want this anymore. Just Iet them go. 1080 01:21:25,819 --> 01:21:29,755 But the guy just Ieft. You shouId have said something about five seconds ago. 1081 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:31,515 Come back. 1082 01:21:32,358 --> 01:21:36,658 Ian, they need a reaI Iife. Not aII of this. 1083 01:21:36,830 --> 01:21:39,264 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 1084 01:21:39,432 --> 01:21:42,993 Word wiII get out, no one wiII come to see them. 1085 01:21:43,636 --> 01:21:49,006 Dave, they're chipmunks who taIk. PeopIe wiII come. 1086 01:21:49,843 --> 01:21:51,208 Guys, with me. 1087 01:21:51,377 --> 01:21:57,612 Roll, that's how we roll 1088 01:22:04,190 --> 01:22:06,624 You'II never take us aIive. 1089 01:22:06,793 --> 01:22:09,227 They just did take us aIive, AIvin. 1090 01:22:09,395 --> 01:22:11,226 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 1091 01:22:11,397 --> 01:22:15,493 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 1092 01:22:28,314 --> 01:22:30,509 Go, go, go. Go. 1093 01:22:39,893 --> 01:22:41,690 Come on. 1094 01:22:48,801 --> 01:22:52,066 Step on it, Dave. You're Iosing him. 1095 01:23:01,848 --> 01:23:03,713 How did you guys...? 1096 01:23:03,883 --> 01:23:05,373 We are taIking chipmunks, Dave. 1097 01:23:05,551 --> 01:23:10,181 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 1098 01:23:10,356 --> 01:23:12,221 You came back for us. 1099 01:23:13,526 --> 01:23:16,962 WeII, of course I came back. We're a famiIy. 1100 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:19,121 HoIy nuts. 1101 01:23:19,966 --> 01:23:22,059 -What? -Am I going crazy? 1102 01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:23,827 Or did he just say ''famiIy''? 1103 01:23:25,471 --> 01:23:28,372 I know... 1104 01:23:30,076 --> 01:23:31,976 ...but I reaIIy missed you guys. 1105 01:23:32,145 --> 01:23:34,136 I missed you too, Dave. 1106 01:23:36,382 --> 01:23:38,077 Me too. 1107 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:44,247 -So did AIvin. He's too cooI to admit it. -Yeah, too macho. 1108 01:23:45,558 --> 01:23:48,254 Missed you too. 1109 01:23:48,428 --> 01:23:51,329 Sorry, I had some sentimentaIity stuck in my throat. 1110 01:23:51,497 --> 01:23:55,593 I just said, I missed you too. 1111 01:23:55,768 --> 01:23:57,736 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 1112 01:23:57,904 --> 01:24:01,135 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 1113 01:24:01,307 --> 01:24:05,607 I'II scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 1114 01:24:05,778 --> 01:24:08,941 That's right. I Iove you, Dave. 1115 01:24:11,517 --> 01:24:12,643 Come here. 1116 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:18,481 -Dave? -Yes, AIvin? 1117 01:24:18,658 --> 01:24:21,320 Now can I steer? Oh, pIease, pIease, pIease. 1118 01:24:21,494 --> 01:24:25,021 -I want to work the windshieId wipers. -Oh, and I'd Iike to beep the horn. 1119 01:24:25,198 --> 01:24:27,428 Have at it, feIIas. 1120 01:24:28,668 --> 01:24:31,330 -I'm a good beeper. -Save some horn for the rest of us. 1121 01:24:31,504 --> 01:24:34,632 -Come on, Dave, drive faster. -Not with you steering. 1122 01:24:34,807 --> 01:24:36,968 Dave, you drive Iike a sIeepy oId bear. 1123 01:24:37,143 --> 01:24:40,135 -Okay, AIvin, that's enough. -Enough of what? Of being awesome? 1124 01:24:40,313 --> 01:24:41,644 AIvin, I said that's enough. 1125 01:24:41,814 --> 01:24:44,339 Hey, Iook, Dave, no paws. 1126 01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:51,981 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'II Iet you caII me ''UncIe Ian'' again. 1127 01:24:52,158 --> 01:24:53,716 DeaI? 1128 01:25:13,813 --> 01:25:20,514 No! 1129 01:25:27,727 --> 01:25:29,251 CIaire. 1130 01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:30,520 -Hey. -Come on in. 1131 01:25:32,532 --> 01:25:34,898 -Hi, CIaire. -WeII, heIIo, CIarina. 1132 01:25:35,068 --> 01:25:37,059 -Hi, guys. -Hope you Iike toaster waffIes. 1133 01:25:37,470 --> 01:25:41,372 And, for us cIassy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbIy. 1134 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:45,367 Stupid cork. Doesn't-- 1135 01:25:52,051 --> 01:25:53,985 I'm not gonna say it. 1136 01:25:55,555 --> 01:25:56,613 Good grief. 1137 01:25:58,357 --> 01:26:00,382 Are you stiII not gonna say it? 1138 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:01,720 Nope. 1139 01:26:05,932 --> 01:26:11,962 I'm gonna say it. AIvin! 1140 01:26:12,138 --> 01:26:14,003 Okay! 1141 01:26:27,820 --> 01:26:30,118 Okay, guys, come on, Iet's try it again. 1142 01:26:30,289 --> 01:26:32,917 Here we go, and sing. 1143 01:26:33,092 --> 01:26:37,893 Come on, sing for your uncIe Ian. Come on, sing. 1144 01:26:38,064 --> 01:26:40,658 Why--? Why won't you sing? 1145 01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:43,233 You know, I said, sing. 1146 01:26:43,402 --> 01:26:45,427 Sing. 86147