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(upbeat music)
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(gentle music)
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(gentle music continues)
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(muffled speaking)
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- Olivia, Olivia?
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Are you even paying attention?
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- Yeah, sorry.
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I'm just trying to wrap
my head around, uh...
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So can I keep my job?
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- Oh, yes, obviously.
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You're our best
interior designer.
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You just can't be
here for 90 days.
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- Yeah, I don't understand.
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- You see, our 22-year-old
that we just hired
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as our new business manager,
she just told us today
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that anybody on staff
who's been here
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for more than 18 months
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technically becomes a
full-time employee.
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And well, employees
earn benefits.
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- I don't get benefits.
- Right.
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And to keep it that way,
we need you to take off
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for three months, which
is no big deal
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because you'll come back on a
new contract without benefits.
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- Okay. So look, I know
you're super smart
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and you've probably thought
all of this through,
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but I don't know how I'm gonna
pay my rent without this job.
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- Olivia, blame the unions.
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(soft tense music)
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- Fuck.
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(soft tense music continues)
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- [Radio host] Welcomeback to another episode
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of Money for Millennials.
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Today we're talking about thepower of personal budgeting
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to unlock your full potential.
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(car door slams)
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(footsteps tapping)
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(ominous music)
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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Hey, I need to report a robbery.
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Yeah, so I got home and my
door was sort of just wide open
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and all of my stuff
was all over the place.
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And to be honest with you,
like I'm a little afraid
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that someone might be
in there still.
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Okay.
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Do I have to like stay
here the whole time?
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Because I'm pretty scared.
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Oh, I do?
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Okay, cool.
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Um, what time can you get here?
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(soft tense music)
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Shit.
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(footsteps tapping)
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(light switch clicks)
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Hello?
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I'm coming in.
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If anybody's here,
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you should know that I
called the police
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and I've got real mixed
feelings about that
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'cause I'm pretty sure
I don't like the police,
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but I panicked and I did
it anyway. So...
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You should really consider
not being here.
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Also, God, this is very rude.
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Fuck, my Motown collection.
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(gentle music)
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(gentle music continues)
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(doorbell rings)
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Hi.
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- Hey, you must be
Olivia Walker.
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I heard you had a break-in.
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- Yeah. Please, come in.
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- My name is Officer Bronson.
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I came as fast as I could.
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- Thank you.
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Yeah, just make yourself
at home, I guess.
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Would you like some tea
or something?
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- No, I don't do that.
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So what is missing?
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- They took all my good
stuff, like my best jewelry,
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my TV, my laptop.
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You know, they took this
vintage blanket
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and it was really expensive.
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And I feel like that
could probably be a clue.
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- I doubt it.
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They probably used it to
carry the goods.
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So I am going to need the
serial numbers
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for every item that's missing.
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- Oh, was I supposed to
write that down?
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- Yeah, how else am I supposed
to find your missing stuff?
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(knocking)
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- Olive.
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What the fuck is happening?
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I heard the news.
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I dropped everything.
I came straight over.
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- Yeah, I mean, thank you
so much for doing that.
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My name's Olivia, though.
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- Oh, what am I saying?
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- You're saying Olive, like-
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- No, I'm not.
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- Oh, okay.
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Officer Bronson, this
is my property manager.
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- Hey, Lou.
- Joe!
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- From the fundraiser.
- The fundraiser.
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How are you buddy?
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- I'm doing good.
- Good to see you, man.
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- What a good night that was.
- Looking good.
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(both chuckling)
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Gilbert and Main likes us
to keep a close relationship
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with the local PD just in case
we have any problem tenants.
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Or tenant problems, rather.
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(Lou chuckling)
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I am so sorry that this
happened to you.
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Nobody deserves this. Nobody!
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- Thank you, I appreciate that.
- Of course.
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You know, corporate called
and they said they wanted me
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to come over, maybe
have someone here
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to kind of represent
the property.
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And I said I'll go to
represent the tenant.
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So that's why I'm here, for you.
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Okay?
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But I love what you and Rich
have done with this place.
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It's, it's so cool.
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It's very, it's like
kind of boho.
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- Thank you.
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He actually doesn't
live here anymore.
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- Really?
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Did y'all break up?
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- Hey, is this part
of the house?
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- [Olivia] No, that's mine.
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- What about these, real?
- Yep.
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- Cool! Do you have any
security cameras?
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- I don't think so.
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- Okay, so I'm noting that you
took zero safety precautions.
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- Which makes it her fault,
right?
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- [Officer Bronson] Yeah, maybe.
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- Oh, no, I don't think--
- Wait, hold on.
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Gilbert and Main has
got your back.
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Calm down.
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It could be her fault though,
right?
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- Maybe, yeah.
- Okay, why would I rob myself?
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- That's a good point.
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Do you ever see this happening,
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people kind of faking crimes
for insurance purposes?
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- Oh yeah, happens all the time.
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- Oh, well I don't
have insurance.
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- Well, you should.
- You don't have insurance?
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- No.
- Do you have health insurance?
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- Doesn't seem like it's
your business.
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- I don't see any sign
of forced entry.
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- Well, maybe they
picked the lock.
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- Or maybe they found
a spare key.
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Did you leave one outside?
- No.
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- What about under the rock?
- No.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Look, I keep the main key on me
and the spare I keep in my car.
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- So where's the third key?
- I don't have a third key.
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- There's always three keys.
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- I'm making a note that
she should have three keys,
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but can only find two.
- No, please don't do that.
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Look, you only gave me two.
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- No, we do three, note that.
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- Noted.
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Do you want me to dust
for fingerprints?
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It'll make a mess.
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- Yes, please do whatever
you can to get my stuff back.
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This house is all that I have.
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- It's not really your house,
you know.
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(Olivia scoffs)
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- So no dusting?
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- Well, thank you
for showing up.
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- I'll be in touch,
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but we don't tend to solve
many burglaries, so...
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- Oh, so you don't have
any idea who did this?
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- That's the scary thing.
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Could be anyone, really.
A stranger,
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your neighbor, your friend,
your ex.
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Everybody has a secret.
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Everybody.
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- I'm safe though, right?
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- Maybe.
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- What do you mean maybe?
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- Well, whoever did this
does know where you live,
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and if they got your
credit card statements
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then they know where you shop,
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and you got your account
numbers on bank checks
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and your social's on
tax returns,
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and who knows what they
could do with all that stuff.
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- Cool.
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- It's no wonder most break
in victims suffer from PTSD.
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Speaking of which, you
should see a therapist.
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You can afford it.
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(paper towel ripping)
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(wood creaks)
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(ominous music)
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(ominous music continues)
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(wood creaking)
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(ominous music continues)
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(wood creaking)
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(ominous music)
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(gentle music)
(seagulls calling)
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(gentle music continues)
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(camera clicks)
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- Hi. Um, was that of me?
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- Oh yeah, the light's perfect.
Do you wanna see?
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- Okay.
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- Cool, right?
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- Yeah, I mean, I guess if
you like pictures of people
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who look dead inside, that's-
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- Oh, come on.
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Don't be such a downer!
The light is perfect.
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I like it, I'm gonna keep it.
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Anyway, nice to meet you.
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Have a great day, bye.
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- Okay.
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Bye, I guess.
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(people chattering
in background)
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Could I have a job application?
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- Hi.
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I saw you at the pier, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
Can I help you?
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- So I think that you
dropped your wallet
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and I just wanted to give
it back to you.
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- Thank you.
That's really kind.
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- Of course, have a great day.
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- Hey, wait, can I give
you like a reward?
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I think I have some cash--
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- No, no, no, please.
It's my civic duty.
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Have a great day.
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- This isn't mine.
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This belongs to some woman
named Katerina.
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- Oh.
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(zipper whirring)
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Oh, this one's yours!
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Must be a popular brand.
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I'll trade you.
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You just have to keep
it a secret.
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- I don't know what's happening.
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- Okay, so I know that
this seems super sketchy,
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but I'm actually trying
to do the right thing.
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I just kind of fucked it
up in an embarrassing way.
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Yes, I did steal your
wallet because yes,
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I did think that you were rich,
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but then I saw you filling
out the job application
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and I realized that you
might need this
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more than I do.
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But what you just
realized about me
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is that I have a
huge conscience.
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So if you could not call the
cops, that would be super rad.
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Are we good?
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- Hey, um...
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I don't really know
what to say.
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- Keep both, are we good?
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- I'm really not interested.
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- No, but this is not
a bad thing.
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I only steal from those
who deserve it.
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- Who deserves it?
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- What?! The wealthy, they
don't even notice.
260
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,099
It's super harmless.
261
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,435
- No.
- Let me show you! One second.
262
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,737
- Wait, don't, I, I don't...
263
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,271
Please don't.
264
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,906
Oh my God.
265
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,042
- Hey, sir, you looks so
handsome standing there.
266
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,344
I'm just gonna take
your picture.
267
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,047
(gentle music)
268
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:42,890
(gentle music continues)
269
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,465
I'm gonna get outta here.
270
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,234
You wanna come with, or
do you like minimum wage?
271
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,039
- Okay, oh my God,
that was crazy.
272
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:00,841
So, like, what happens if
the cops come?
273
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,009
- Well, they won't if you
just stay cool
274
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,877
and just, like, stop talking.
275
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,879
Please, stop. Stop.
276
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,982
This is my favorite part:
digging through the riches!
277
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,553
- Oh my God, how did
you get so many?
278
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,354
- Well, I've had practice.
279
00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,756
I'm Mari, by the way.
280
00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:16,825
Or Marí, if you can
roll your R's.
281
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,060
- Yeah, I can't do that.
But I'm Olivia.
282
00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,629
- I know, I stole your ID.
283
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,199
Ooh, jackpot!
284
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,100
- Okay, so what?
285
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,336
You're like a con artist?
Or a grifter?
286
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,740
- Those are your words,
not mine.
287
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:34,408
- Okay, well, what words
would you use?
288
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,510
- I'm self-employed.
289
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,746
(Olivia laughing)
290
00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:39,380
- Why did you think I was rich?
291
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,818
- You dress nice. The
whole dead inside thing.
292
00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,787
(Olivia laughing)
293
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,723
- Yeah. That'll do it.
294
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,558
- Oh, speaking of which...
295
00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,727
(Olivia laughing)
296
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,329
That is a picture of
someone who's happy.
297
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,464
Look at that smile.
298
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,802
Who knows? Maybe you're
meant for this life.
299
00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:02,637
- Oh my God, wouldn't
that be wild?
300
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:05,406
It'd be like Bonnie and Bonnie.
301
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,008
But no, that's not what this is.
302
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,778
I just like to be by the water.
303
00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:12,246
Water calms me.
304
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,449
- What's the use in being calm?
Angry people get shit done.
305
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,485
- I think anger's destructive.
306
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,122
- Some things need to
be destroyed.
307
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,626
(ominous music)
308
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,562
I gotta go.
Are we good?
309
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,800
- Yeah. We're good.
310
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,100
- This has been fun.
311
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,171
If you wanna do it again,
come on back to the beach.
312
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,005
- Right.
313
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,642
(gentle music)
314
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,944
I had a sense that I'dsee her again,
315
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,582
but I never thought
I'd end up here.
316
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,719
- You didn't think she
was dangerous?
317
00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:52,720
- No.
318
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:57,024
Intense. But not dangerous.
319
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:01,295
I can't imagine her being so...
320
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,430
- Destructive?
321
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:07,669
- Is she a suspect?
322
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,369
- Olivia, you were the victim
323
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,806
of a cruel and malicious crime.
324
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:16,977
You could have been killed.
And everybody is a suspect.
325
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,981
So just tell me what
happened next.
326
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,685
(upbeat music)
327
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:34,027
(upbeat music continues)
328
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,837
- Hi, this is Olivia Walker.
329
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:43,972
I applied to be a driver
330
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,540
and I was just wondering
if there's any way
331
00:16:45,573 --> 00:16:48,275
to expedite the
background check process.
332
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:55,082
Oh. What if I can't afford that?
333
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,688
Okay, and how long
will that take?
334
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:08,563
(ominous music)
(wood creaking)
335
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:17,639
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)
336
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:26,648
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)
337
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,253
Please, I don't feel safe.
338
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,488
- That sounds like a 'you'
problem.
339
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,490
- Okay, but there is a 'u'
in 'us'
340
00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:39,761
and that would make it a
property problem, right?
341
00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:41,094
- Wrong.
342
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,131
- Okay. Well, Lou, isn't there
something you can do?
343
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,833
I need some type of security.
344
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:49,704
- Okay, look, I get it, I do.
345
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,405
But I represent Gilbert and Main
346
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,007
and they have zero
obligations here.
347
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,842
Did you read the
lease you signed?
348
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:55,977
- Obviously.
349
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,244
- Okay, then you should know
350
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,913
that if a tenant wants security,
351
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,548
they have to buy it themselves.
352
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:03,483
- Well, I can't afford
that right now.
353
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:09,323
- I know. Times are tough,
right?
354
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:15,262
So maybe there's... another way.
To pay.
355
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,265
- Oh.
- What?
356
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,467
- Uh... I don't...
357
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,637
- What do you think I'm
talking about?
358
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:24,204
- Uh...
359
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,206
- I'm talking about you
getting a second job.
360
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,009
Or maybe, I don't know,
going to grad school,
361
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,677
getting a financial advisor.
362
00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:30,878
Ask your parents!
363
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:34,782
- Yep. Okay. Those are
fantastic ideas.
364
00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:37,117
And I'm gonna think
long and hard about it.
365
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,151
I am gonna go.
366
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,419
I'm gonna take one of
these cards,
367
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,922
and I'm just gonna work
this out with corporate.
368
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,056
- Wait, gimme this.
369
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,558
Okay, these are expensive.
370
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,593
Here's what I'm
gonna do for you.
371
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,562
Your rent's not due for
three days, right?
372
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:51,198
So if you can pay today?
Now? I'm gonna give you...
373
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,434
(keyboard clacking)
374
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,538
A 5% discount.
375
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:00,173
- Right now?
376
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,744
- What do you wanna do?
377
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,448
(check ripping)
378
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,585
- Okay. But don't deposit
that until like
379
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,252
really late in the day
on the first,
380
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,088
like the latest possible minute
381
00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,322
that you could
possibly deposit it
382
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,457
is when you should put
that through.
383
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,927
I gotta work on
getting some cash.
384
00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:23,798
(button buzzes)
385
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:24,766
- [Rich] Who is it?
386
00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:26,668
- Oh, hi! It's Olivia.
387
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,268
- [Rich] Which Olivia?
388
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,071
- Your ex-girlfriend.
389
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:31,304
- Shit.
390
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,743
(panel buzzing)
391
00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,113
Oh, please have a seat.
Have a seat, please.
392
00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:40,748
Make yourself comfortable.
- Thank you.
393
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,215
- Would you like a smoothie?
394
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,216
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
395
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:43,951
- Yeah, that sounds good.
396
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,086
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
397
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:47,588
- Will do! I was just
about to make one.
398
00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:49,090
So what's up?
399
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,290
It's not your mom, is it?
400
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,126
- Oh, no, she's in remission.
401
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,561
- That's great.
402
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:57,264
Can I like, can I call her and
tell her congrats?
403
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,265
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
404
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,801
- Yeah, she'd like that.
405
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,769
- Awesome, nice.
406
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:03,270
So what's up?
407
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,506
You said you needed help.
408
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,141
- Right.
409
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:09,744
Okay, so the house
was broken into.
410
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,613
(gentle music playing
in background)
411
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:13,614
- Olivia.
412
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,550
Did they take my shit?
413
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,920
- I don't think so, no.
414
00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:23,758
- Thank God! That paintball
gear is not cheap.
415
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,492
Also the couches.
416
00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:27,294
I know I paid for those and
they've been in the way,
417
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,328
but I'm gonna come pick 'em up
418
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,262
'cause I need to
sell them again.
419
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,464
I'm so sorry.
420
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,667
- Okay, Rich, look, this
isn't about the couches.
421
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,735
Okay.
422
00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:36,938
You remember when you
left, rather abruptly
423
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:39,941
and you promised that you
would pay three months rent
424
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,142
to help out?
425
00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:43,276
And then I never saw a cent.
426
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,747
So I was sort of hoping
427
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:48,149
that you would pay me
what you owe me.
428
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,753
- I didn't tell you.
My mom also got cancer.
429
00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:55,990
- Really?
430
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,492
- Yeah. Yeah!
431
00:20:58,526 --> 00:20:59,794
Fucking crazy, right?
432
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,530
And all the extra money I
had, I had to send to her.
433
00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:03,531
But you understand, right?
434
00:21:03,564 --> 00:21:05,332
You've always been
so empathetic.
435
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,503
(blender whirring)
436
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,416
Maybe you should get
like a loan or something.
437
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,119
- Oh, is that what you
think is best?
438
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,754
- Yeah, yeah, I get loans
all the time.
439
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,523
Me and Breezy, straight
from my parents.
440
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,290
They help me out a lot.
441
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,592
Here! Take this to go.
442
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,597
So good seeing you.
443
00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:42,804
- Okay, yep, I will fix
the seat belts
444
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,505
and then I'll reapply.
445
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:47,975
Great, yep.
446
00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:51,646
Oh my God.
447
00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:56,884
(ominous music)
(wood creaking)
448
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:05,392
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)
449
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:14,101
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)
450
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:24,111
(Olivia breathing softly)
451
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,113
(Olivia groans)
452
00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:30,818
Oh.
453
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,120
Oh, no.
454
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,758
What the hell?
455
00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:44,031
What the hell?
456
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,401
(gentle music)
457
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:58,679
(gentle music continues)
458
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,456
(Olivia sighs)
459
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,491
(Olivia mumbling)
460
00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:14,962
(footsteps crunching)
461
00:23:14,996 --> 00:23:16,030
Whoop!
462
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,399
(footsteps crunching)
463
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,173
Hello?
464
00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:32,146
Hello, is anybody here?
465
00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:35,316
Hello?
466
00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:36,550
Hello?
467
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,254
- Holy shit, dude, you're alive!
468
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:41,689
- Mari?
469
00:23:41,722 --> 00:23:43,157
- What happened to
you last night?
470
00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:44,424
I got so scared.
471
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,559
- Yeah.
472
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:48,095
I, I honestly, I don't
remember anything.
473
00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,664
- Oh yeah, you were so drunk.
474
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,098
Especially when that guy
dropped you off.
475
00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:52,133
It was bad.
476
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:54,602
- There was a guy? What guy?
477
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,771
- Oh, the guy.
A driver at the beach.
478
00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:59,006
He was so hot.
- Sorry, I just...
479
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,008
(Mari gasps)
480
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,678
- Did you steal his wallet?
481
00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:05,478
- I wouldn't, that's,
I wouldn't do that.
482
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,248
- Except that you did.
483
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,416
- Yeah, I did.
484
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,217
- Proud of you.
485
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,451
- Oh my God.
486
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:18,159
Look, I don't wanna sound
rude, but do you live in this?
487
00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:19,126
- That is rude, and yes, I do.
488
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,561
I told you last night.
489
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:23,531
- What else did we talk about?
490
00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,866
- Oh, lots.
Yeah, it's so funny.
491
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,735
You came in with this
like big sob story
492
00:24:27,768 --> 00:24:29,637
about how you got
broken up with,
493
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:32,239
broken into, you're
broke yourself.
494
00:24:32,273 --> 00:24:33,441
If that rings a bell?
495
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,410
- No, but you know, it
sounds like me, so.
496
00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:37,378
Yeah.
497
00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:38,612
- Yeah.
498
00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,681
All right.
499
00:24:40,715 --> 00:24:43,684
Well, you cannot call a car
here 'cause there's no service.
500
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:46,654
But if you walk a quarter
mile that way, totally can.
501
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:48,522
Glad you're okay.
Text me when you get home.
502
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:49,657
- Oh, thanks.
503
00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:52,193
I'm actually not in any
type of a rush.
504
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:53,394
I don't have a job right now.
505
00:24:53,427 --> 00:24:54,962
I dunno if I mentioned
that last night.
506
00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:58,065
- You definitely did. Way
more than once.
507
00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,166
- Yeah, I mean, you know,
508
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,668
it's just like a
temporary thing.
509
00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,803
Like, I am employed, I'm
an interior designer.
510
00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:05,840
It's just I'm on hiatus
until I stop qualifying
511
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,441
for benefits, and then
I'll be right back in.
512
00:25:07,475 --> 00:25:08,542
- That's fucked up.
513
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,644
It sounds like they owe
you benefits.
514
00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:12,580
- Umm...
515
00:25:12,613 --> 00:25:15,049
It's whatever.
Blame the unions!
516
00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:15,816
Am I right?
517
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,585
- Oh, so you're in the union?
518
00:25:18,452 --> 00:25:19,820
- No.
519
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,722
- [Detective Sampson] Why
were you there?
520
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,091
- I have no idea.
521
00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,728
- Well, think on it
and try again.
522
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:30,965
- I don't know.
523
00:25:30,998 --> 00:25:33,067
I started drinking a
lot after the break in
524
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,003
and there's a lot I
don't remember.
525
00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:37,338
- You know, it's hard for
me to help you
526
00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,040
if there are holes
in your story.
527
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:41,375
- This is a way of
solving your problems.
528
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:45,012
First you identify them, then
you cast them into the flame.
529
00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:46,580
- How does that help?
530
00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:48,382
- It makes you feel better,
I promise.
531
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,117
I don't know what it is,
but it does.
532
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:52,186
Watch. Okay.
533
00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:55,689
This is for bullshit.
534
00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:04,098
And this is for Wall
Street motherfuckers.
535
00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:12,206
This is for my father
who disowned me.
536
00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:21,148
And this is for ants, which
are fucking everywhere!
537
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:24,452
(paper ripping)
538
00:26:24,485 --> 00:26:27,288
(paper rustling)
539
00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:33,127
Oh, doesn't it just feel
better to burn your problems?
540
00:26:34,195 --> 00:26:35,863
Wanna try?
541
00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:37,398
- Um...
542
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:39,900
No, I think I'll just watch.
543
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:42,571
- Okay.
544
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,272
(fire crackling)
545
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,974
- You travel so much.
546
00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:50,978
Is this Mars?
547
00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,480
- That is Utah.
548
00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:53,848
Me and a bunch of crust punks
549
00:26:53,881 --> 00:26:55,916
trainhopping around the country.
550
00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,819
Let's see.
551
00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:03,124
This dip shit? That's Nick.
552
00:27:03,157 --> 00:27:05,893
He's the one that taught
me how to pickpocket.
553
00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:07,728
Those guys were fun for
like a minute.
554
00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:10,764
I mean, I do miss them
sometimes, but I don't know.
555
00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:12,766
They weren't really my scene.
556
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,001
- [Olivia] Who is?
557
00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,572
- I haven't really found one.
558
00:27:17,606 --> 00:27:19,608
- I mean, you had to have
people, right?
559
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,042
Like friends and
family back home.
560
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,245
- I never found one.
561
00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:28,682
People don't like me
once they get to know me,
562
00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:29,683
which is fine.
563
00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:30,951
I don't like them either.
564
00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:33,721
- So how'd you end up here?
565
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,057
- I got in a van and I drove.
566
00:27:38,259 --> 00:27:39,260
- For no reason?
567
00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:49,236
- All right, because you
continue to ask questions.
568
00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,371
I was a lawyer.
569
00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:52,106
- Really?
- [Mari] Yeah.
570
00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,074
- What?
- Yeah.
571
00:27:54,108 --> 00:27:55,176
For a bit.
572
00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:58,712
I grew up poor, first
generation Hispanic.
573
00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:00,549
I think I felt that
it was my duty
574
00:28:00,582 --> 00:28:03,450
to change the family fortunes.
575
00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:06,287
So I took out a loan
for $200,000
576
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,559
and made the genius decision
to graduate into a recession.
577
00:28:10,592 --> 00:28:14,795
And that interest stacks up
fast when you can't find a job.
578
00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,997
- Yeah, I know that feeling.
579
00:28:17,031 --> 00:28:19,833
- Yeah, so now I live in a van.
580
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,773
- What's this?
581
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,007
- My mantra.
582
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,009
I ask myself that every day,
583
00:28:29,043 --> 00:28:32,146
and if the answer isn't
yes, then I make a change.
584
00:28:34,982 --> 00:28:38,986
- So? Do you like your life?
585
00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:41,789
- It's not heaven.
586
00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:43,857
I don't have A/C.
587
00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:46,794
I'm always stressed about
cops, literally always.
588
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:50,431
But it is my choice,
so I don't complain.
589
00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:53,801
Also, it's not forever.
590
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:58,973
I am making a plan. Saving
up to leave the country,
591
00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:04,445
go far away from douche bag
debt collectors and start anew.
592
00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:06,814
And I just don't
have enough yet.
593
00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:14,421
- How much more do you need?
594
00:29:15,624 --> 00:29:18,492
- You ask way too
many questions.
595
00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:20,361
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
596
00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,829
I am a very curious person.
597
00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:22,997
- No, no, it's great.
598
00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:27,935
It's great, just I'm
just tired of talking.
599
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:31,673
- Right, yeah, of course.
600
00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:33,508
Sorry, I should've
read the room.
601
00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:36,777
I will call a car.
602
00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:40,014
- [Mari] Okay.
- I don't have service.
603
00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:42,584
Would you mind driving
me just like a mile down?
604
00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:43,685
- [Mari] Yeah.
605
00:29:43,718 --> 00:29:44,918
- Or...
606
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:50,190
Would you maybe want to
crash at my place?
607
00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:51,825
- Oh, no, I'm not like
looking for handouts.
608
00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:54,629
- No, no, no, I mean,
actually, this is for me.
609
00:29:54,663 --> 00:29:56,463
Like, I want this.
610
00:29:57,898 --> 00:30:00,401
- Oh, wait, are you
flirting with me?
611
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:02,870
- No! No, no, no, no.
612
00:30:02,903 --> 00:30:06,641
Look, I've just been
really stressed, okay?
613
00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:08,075
Ever since the break-in,
614
00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,177
it's been really hard for
me to be alone in my house.
615
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,845
I was thinking that, you
know, if you wanted to come
616
00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:14,716
and like keep me company, or...
617
00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:17,619
And this is weird,
this is a weird ask.
618
00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:18,687
I will call a Lyft.
619
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,155
- Would you pay me,
like keep watch?
620
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,125
- Maybe.
621
00:30:25,794 --> 00:30:26,994
How much?
622
00:30:28,462 --> 00:30:29,597
- A hundred plus gas.
623
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,371
- Yeah, I could do that.
624
00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:38,872
- Really?
625
00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:40,474
Dude, no wonder you're broke.
626
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,611
Yeah! Let's do it.
627
00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:46,313
(gentle music)
628
00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:52,386
- I don't wanna go in.
629
00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:53,387
- I have mace.
630
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,556
I have a lot of mace.
631
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,993
(door creaking)
632
00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,766
Hey, sweet digs.
633
00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:05,734
- Thanks.
634
00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:08,636
(door clicking shut)
635
00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:10,471
Could you uh...
636
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:11,639
- Hmm?
637
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:14,743
- You know, take your mace
and see if anybody is here?
638
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:15,777
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
639
00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,712
Hey, is anybody in here?
640
00:31:17,746 --> 00:31:20,582
I have mace!
If you are, I'll mace you!
641
00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:22,617
I'm very scary!
642
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:25,452
(ominous music)
643
00:31:29,624 --> 00:31:32,893
(door clicking shut)
644
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:35,929
Oh, I like this smiley face.
645
00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:37,464
It's cool.
646
00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:38,767
- Yeah, the robber did that.
647
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,934
I just haven't erased it.
648
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:42,504
- What a weirdo.
649
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:43,538
Seems empty.
650
00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:46,340
- Okay.
651
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,208
Thank you.
652
00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:49,711
- Hm-mmm.
653
00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:52,847
So you can stay on the couch,
I guess.
654
00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:53,981
- Okay.
655
00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:56,350
- It's a cool place, right?
656
00:31:56,383 --> 00:32:00,954
- Yeah, yeah, it has a
lot to like touch.
657
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,156
Do you own it?
658
00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,191
- The house?
659
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:08,328
No, no. I can't afford a house.
660
00:32:08,362 --> 00:32:10,632
My dad says it's because
I drink fancy coffee,
661
00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:13,635
but I did the math and I would
need to stop drinking coffee
662
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:17,171
for 150 years in order
to afford a house here.
663
00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:18,573
I don't think I'm gonna
live that long.
664
00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:23,243
So I rent, from a corporation
called Gilbert and Main.
665
00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:25,513
- And your parents help you out?
666
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,714
- No.
667
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:29,950
They were bankrupted by a
cancer scare, so I'm on my own.
668
00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:31,820
It's very exciting.
669
00:32:31,853 --> 00:32:32,887
- But you said you were broke.
670
00:32:32,921 --> 00:32:35,189
I mean, this place is
pretty fancy.
671
00:32:35,222 --> 00:32:38,358
- Yeah, I think that's
probably why I'm broke.
672
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:40,595
I co-signed for this
place with my ex.
673
00:32:40,628 --> 00:32:43,665
He had a huge inheritance,
so I thought we'd be fine,
674
00:32:43,698 --> 00:32:46,668
but he met some stupid
influencer and now he's gone
675
00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:50,971
and I have five months left
on a lease meant for two.
676
00:32:51,004 --> 00:32:54,676
It has wiped out my
savings, like in a big way.
677
00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:58,145
I don't wanna give it up,
but I don't know what to do.
678
00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,314
- Fucking boyfriends.
- Yeah.
679
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:02,584
- Also, what's an influencer?
680
00:33:02,617 --> 00:33:04,819
(object clattering)
681
00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:07,387
Chill, chill, chill.
682
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,795
Oh, it's just a raccoon.
683
00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:16,463
(Olivia breathing heavily)
684
00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:17,832
All good.
685
00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:18,933
- Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck.
686
00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:20,935
- Oh, you're a jumpy one.
687
00:33:20,969 --> 00:33:22,169
- Yeah.
688
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,606
Yeah, the police said
that this could be
689
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:26,574
like a PTSD situation,
690
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:30,912
but it's no reason to lose
your cool in front of a guest.
691
00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:32,246
- Hey, no, no.
692
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:33,882
You don't have to hide
yourself in front of me, okay?
693
00:33:33,915 --> 00:33:37,050
I'd be fucking scared too if
I was living in a crime scene.
694
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,554
But if it makes you feel
better, just remember,
695
00:33:40,688 --> 00:33:42,489
I'm here to keep you safe.
696
00:33:42,524 --> 00:33:44,759
- So you went to bed
with a complete stranger
697
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,126
let loose in your home?
698
00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,229
- Yeah.
699
00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:52,332
- [Detective Sampson]
Why'd you do that?
700
00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:56,236
- Have you ever been
broken into?
701
00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:59,807
That's why you don't understand.
702
00:33:59,841 --> 00:34:03,043
The police were supposed to
protect me, but they didn't.
703
00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:07,481
This girl Mari was theonly one who showed up.
704
00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:10,117
And when she was around,I slept like a rock.
705
00:34:11,151 --> 00:34:13,721
I finally felt like myself.
706
00:34:13,755 --> 00:34:16,423
(gentle music)
707
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,628
For services rendered.
708
00:34:24,766 --> 00:34:25,800
- How many stars?
709
00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,306
Hell yes.
710
00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:39,514
- You can stay as long
as you want, by the way.
711
00:34:39,547 --> 00:34:40,982
I don't mind.
712
00:34:41,015 --> 00:34:42,917
- For real?
713
00:34:42,951 --> 00:34:44,586
- Yeah, I mean, I couldn't
keep paying you,
714
00:34:44,619 --> 00:34:48,590
but if you're into roofs
and hot showers,
715
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:51,224
I do like having you here and,
who knows?
716
00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:54,161
Maybe you'll like it so
much, you wanna stay.
717
00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,563
I can make us breakfast.
718
00:34:58,032 --> 00:34:59,399
- Do you have ice cream?
719
00:35:01,035 --> 00:35:02,402
- Ooh, no.
720
00:35:03,403 --> 00:35:05,138
Okay, so I forgot that I'm
broke right now
721
00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,306
and there's no food.
722
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,374
So there's no breakfast.
723
00:35:07,407 --> 00:35:09,777
But you can still stay.
724
00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:14,849
- You know groceries are like
super easy to steal, right?
725
00:35:14,882 --> 00:35:16,450
- I did not know that.
726
00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:20,054
- Two words: self-checkout.
727
00:35:20,088 --> 00:35:22,757
(upbeat music)
728
00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:41,576
(upbeat music continues)
729
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:57,592
So you actually just
print barcodes at home,
730
00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,292
and then you don't wanna
do mom and pop shops
731
00:35:59,326 --> 00:36:01,395
because then you get
the whole guilt thing.
732
00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:03,598
- I mean, that was actually
surprisingly easy though.
733
00:36:03,631 --> 00:36:04,532
- I know, right?
734
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,199
And when you do it in
this jurisdiction,
735
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,602
if it's under a
hundred dollars--
736
00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:08,402
Hey!
737
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,806
(Mari speaking in Spanish)
738
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,808
- What are you saying,
what are you saying?
739
00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:16,176
- Mari, calm down.
Okay, this is Officer Bronson.
740
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:17,845
He is the police.
741
00:36:17,879 --> 00:36:19,647
- That means nothing
to me, fuck the police.
742
00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,348
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
(Mari speaking in Spanish)
743
00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:22,817
What is your name?
744
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,284
- Mari Navarro, okay?
745
00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,154
Look it up in the system.
- Can you just be-
746
00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,789
I am sorry about that.
747
00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:30,992
Do you remember me?
748
00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,492
My name's Olivia Walker.
749
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:37,765
- Oh yeah, bougie girl
with the break-in.
750
00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:39,266
- Yes. That is me.
751
00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:41,869
Have you had any luck
with my case?
752
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:44,404
- Oh yeah, yeah.
753
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:51,211
It's still active, so I can't
discuss it with civilians.
754
00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:52,479
- Cool, yeah, that's cool.
755
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:55,083
- You know, you can just
say 'no,' dude. It's fine.
756
00:36:55,116 --> 00:36:56,117
- Mari.
757
00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,785
- I'm working on it, I promise.
758
00:36:57,819 --> 00:37:00,353
But I'm off-duty.
So if you have any complaints,
759
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,389
you can call them
into the station.
760
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:07,128
Have a nice day, ma'am.
761
00:37:07,161 --> 00:37:09,362
- Thank you so much.
762
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,199
- He's a fucking liar.
I see right through that.
763
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,201
- Mari, come on.
764
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,401
- He's an honest man.
765
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:17,772
- Is that why you're asking
me all these questions,
766
00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:20,742
because he saw me walking along
the streets with a friend?
767
00:37:20,775 --> 00:37:22,409
- Not just any friend.
768
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:24,311
I mean, did you know
that Mari Navarro
769
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:27,982
is a convicted felon?
770
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,253
(doors clicking)
771
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:37,024
- Well, that was unnecessary.
772
00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:38,192
- Shut up, I have an idea.
773
00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:40,194
- Do you plan on sharing it?
774
00:37:40,228 --> 00:37:41,328
- Follow me.
775
00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:44,699
(doors clicking shut)
776
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:48,536
(dramatic music)
777
00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:50,370
- What is this?
778
00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:51,706
Hey!
779
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,174
What are we doing?
780
00:37:53,207 --> 00:37:54,876
Mari, where are we?
781
00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,311
- Shh, just do what I do.
782
00:38:01,215 --> 00:38:04,051
- Mari, what is this?
783
00:38:04,085 --> 00:38:05,520
- Don't say my name.
784
00:38:06,254 --> 00:38:07,655
- No, no, Mari, Mari!
785
00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,157
Like, real quick, first,
what are we doing?
786
00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,091
- Oh, also shut up.
787
00:38:10,124 --> 00:38:11,225
That's important.
788
00:38:11,259 --> 00:38:12,994
- Oh, what are we doing?
- Shut up, I said.
789
00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:15,096
- Mari, Mari, where are we?
790
00:38:15,129 --> 00:38:16,631
- We're playing the
quiet game, shh.
791
00:38:16,664 --> 00:38:17,665
- Mari!
792
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:20,635
Shit.
793
00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:23,137
Shit, I don't want to do this,
this is so awful.
794
00:38:23,171 --> 00:38:26,040
(Olivia mumbling)
795
00:38:29,744 --> 00:38:30,778
Oh my God.
796
00:38:30,812 --> 00:38:33,815
(suspenseful music)
797
00:38:36,217 --> 00:38:39,921
Hey, so what are we doing here?
798
00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:41,989
- Getting your stuff
back, what do you think?
799
00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:43,456
- Oh, no, no, no, Mari, Mari.
800
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,759
I don't like this.
801
00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:46,260
You don't even know
what this is.
802
00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:49,496
(suspenseful music continues)
803
00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:52,332
Shit, okay.
804
00:38:52,365 --> 00:38:55,636
(suspenseful music continues)
805
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:58,940
I don't wanna do this.
806
00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:01,441
Okay, look, I don't
wanna steal from someone.
807
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:03,376
Oh my God.
808
00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:05,813
Oh my God, Mari.
809
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:08,816
Jesus.
810
00:39:09,951 --> 00:39:10,952
Mari.
811
00:39:12,086 --> 00:39:14,655
Mari, Mari, I don't like this.
812
00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:17,959
Mari, this is weird, hey!
813
00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,026
- Oh my God, Olivia!
814
00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:21,494
Remember that part when I
said 'don't say my name'?
815
00:39:21,529 --> 00:39:23,097
Shut up and follow my lead.
816
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:24,332
- Why? Why are you doing this?
817
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,067
Like, I don't understand.
Why is this happening?
818
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,268
What is the point of this?
819
00:39:27,301 --> 00:39:29,804
- It's revenge,
don't you get it?
820
00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:30,838
- No!
821
00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:33,674
Stop.
- Shut up.
822
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,408
- No, stop!
- Shut up!
823
00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:37,245
- Stop it, this is
somebody's home.
824
00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:38,813
- Shut up.
- Mari!
825
00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:40,248
- Shut up.
826
00:39:40,281 --> 00:39:43,618
(suspenseful music continues)
827
00:39:43,651 --> 00:39:45,786
- Oh my God, oh my God!
828
00:39:46,554 --> 00:39:48,356
Shit, shit, okay.
829
00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:53,060
I don't understand how
I got involved in this.
830
00:39:53,094 --> 00:39:54,128
Are you kidding me?
831
00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:55,428
Known this girl for two seconds
832
00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:57,665
and you're following her
into somebody else's house.
833
00:39:57,698 --> 00:39:58,532
So stupid.
834
00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:01,569
(suspenseful music continues)
835
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,441
(tense music)
836
00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,512
Do you know whose house this is?
837
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,849
This is the home of a
police officer.
838
00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:15,716
- Cool, right?
839
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:18,052
Thought they lived in caves.
840
00:40:18,085 --> 00:40:21,989
- Mari, why the fuck are we
stealing from the police?
841
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:26,661
- I'm not taking a thing.
842
00:40:26,694 --> 00:40:29,496
(tense music continues)
843
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:36,604
(soft music)
844
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,177
- Okay, I feel ill.
845
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,444
Mari, what was that?
846
00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:46,580
- Prick needs to know
how it feels.
847
00:40:46,614 --> 00:40:48,416
- This isn't fucking funny.
It's not fucking funny.
848
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:49,717
How did you find that place?
849
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,653
- Oh my God, Olivia,
how do you think?
850
00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:56,557
(soft music)
851
00:41:00,394 --> 00:41:02,163
- And did you ever
think maybe Mari
852
00:41:02,196 --> 00:41:04,497
was the one who
robbed your home?
853
00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,567
- Well yeah, I'm not an idiot.
854
00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:16,877
- I swear to God, stolen
food just tastes better.
855
00:41:16,911 --> 00:41:17,912
How's yours?
856
00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:20,614
- Hmm.
857
00:41:21,682 --> 00:41:22,917
- Something bothering you?
858
00:41:26,654 --> 00:41:28,155
- Do you wanna play a game?
859
00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:32,492
(tray rattling)
860
00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:35,296
(alcohol sloshing)
861
00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:36,397
- What's this?
862
00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:37,631
- Never have I ever.
863
00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:39,767
You know the rules, right?
864
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,470
So we will each take
turns admitting to things
865
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:43,904
that we've never ever
done before.
866
00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:50,044
And if the other person has
done it, you'll take a drink.
867
00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:52,013
First person to run outta shots
868
00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:54,415
gets the next round
of groceries.
869
00:41:54,448 --> 00:41:55,449
- Okay, cool.
870
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:56,517
Who starts?
871
00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:58,185
- I will like this.
872
00:41:58,219 --> 00:41:59,920
Never have I ever been skiing.
873
00:41:59,954 --> 00:42:02,323
- Oh, me either, too expensive.
874
00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:05,159
Never have I ever driven a boat.
875
00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:06,827
- No, that seems hard.
876
00:42:06,861 --> 00:42:09,296
Never have I ever owned a pet.
877
00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,932
- Oh God, so fucking sad.
878
00:42:11,966 --> 00:42:15,102
Yeah, I grew up with a
wheaten terrier named Emmy.
879
00:42:15,136 --> 00:42:16,937
Mm, the best.
880
00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:20,975
This is hard.
881
00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:23,978
Never have I ever peed my
pants in public.
882
00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:25,012
- Me neither.
883
00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:27,548
Never have I ever
lived in a van.
884
00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:30,584
- That's 100% cheating.
885
00:42:30,618 --> 00:42:32,319
- Gloves are off.
886
00:42:32,353 --> 00:42:33,554
- Okay.
887
00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:37,526
Never have I ever been so drunk
888
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:39,260
that I've fallen asleep
in the middle of nowhere
889
00:42:39,293 --> 00:42:40,995
and woken up, no
idea where I am.
890
00:42:44,498 --> 00:42:45,433
- Touché.
891
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:46,700
- [Mari] This is fun.
892
00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:49,870
- Hm-mmm.
893
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:55,109
Okay, never have I
ever shot a gun.
894
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:00,815
When?
895
00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:03,184
- My dad loved the
shooting range.
896
00:43:03,217 --> 00:43:04,952
So back when we talked
897
00:43:04,985 --> 00:43:06,887
I think it was kind of his
way of bonding.
898
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:09,490
Never have I ever liked to run.
899
00:43:09,524 --> 00:43:11,092
- No, I mean, why would you?
900
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:11,926
It's gross.
901
00:43:11,959 --> 00:43:14,595
Never have I ever dealt drugs.
902
00:43:14,628 --> 00:43:16,397
- Define 'deal'.
- [Olivia] Sold.
903
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:17,532
- For profit?
- Yes.
904
00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:18,533
- No, never done that.
905
00:43:18,567 --> 00:43:20,234
Never have I ever tried cocaine.
906
00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:25,372
Wild child.
907
00:43:25,406 --> 00:43:28,543
- I had a bit of fun in
college, but it wasn't a habit.
908
00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:29,810
- Hm-mmm.
909
00:43:29,844 --> 00:43:37,618
- Uh, never have I ever
committed arson.
910
00:43:37,651 --> 00:43:39,620
- Jesus, I should hope not.
911
00:43:39,653 --> 00:43:41,122
Although it does
kinda sound cool.
912
00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:43,257
Never have I ever
cheated on someone.
913
00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:49,864
Mm, little miss perfect
runnin' outta shots.
914
00:43:51,499 --> 00:43:52,700
- Yeah.
915
00:43:54,435 --> 00:43:56,837
Never have I ever stolen
from a friend.
916
00:44:07,348 --> 00:44:08,349
Who?
917
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:10,684
- It does not matter.
918
00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:13,988
I got a good one, never
have I ever got an STD.
919
00:44:21,195 --> 00:44:22,930
- When I got cheated on.
920
00:44:22,963 --> 00:44:25,166
- Not a lot of shots left.
921
00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:26,200
- No.
922
00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:29,036
This is not going the way
that I thought it would.
923
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:30,804
Okay.
924
00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:32,773
Let's try this.
925
00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:37,211
Never have I ever broken into
a house in this neighborhood.
926
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:45,219
- So that's what we're doing.
927
00:44:47,388 --> 00:44:48,956
- (scoffs) We're having fun.
928
00:44:48,989 --> 00:44:50,958
- Just ask me what you
wanna ask me.
929
00:44:50,991 --> 00:44:52,561
- I'm, I'm just playing a game.
930
00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:53,994
- Okay.
931
00:44:54,028 --> 00:44:57,331
Never have ever broken into
a house in this neighborhood.
932
00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,799
Not even this one.
933
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,571
And never have I ever
passive-aggressively
934
00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:04,738
tried to get information
out of a friend.
935
00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:07,942
Oh, look, you're out of shots.
936
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:09,076
- Okay, look, I didn't
mean to offend you.
937
00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:09,944
I was just trying to
win the game.
938
00:45:09,977 --> 00:45:11,245
- Didn't mean to offend me?
939
00:45:11,278 --> 00:45:14,516
Please. You're the least
direct person I've ever met.
940
00:45:14,549 --> 00:45:16,283
Just tell me what
you're thinking.
941
00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:19,420
Tell me! I'm not scary.
942
00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:24,124
- Fuck, I mean, Mari,
yes you are.
943
00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:25,627
Are you...
944
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:27,194
We broke into
somebody's home today.
945
00:45:27,228 --> 00:45:28,062
That's fucked up.
946
00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:29,463
- Yeah, because he's an asshole.
947
00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:30,831
- Who cares about him?
948
00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:33,500
I don't give a fuck about
stealing groceries, that's fine.
949
00:45:33,535 --> 00:45:34,735
But I don't wanna hurt people.
950
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:37,037
And if you're gonna stay
in this house,
951
00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:39,206
then you can't hurt
people either.
952
00:45:42,443 --> 00:45:43,444
- Okay.
953
00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:47,515
I hear you loud and clear.
954
00:45:47,549 --> 00:45:49,416
You should talk like
that more often.
955
00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:51,485
- Yeah?
956
00:45:52,687 --> 00:45:54,922
- Yeah, no more hurting people.
957
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:00,261
- Okay, cool.
958
00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:04,932
Are we good?
959
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,334
- Yeah, we're good.
960
00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:10,904
Never have I ever pooped
my pants in public.
961
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,306
- I mean, I would never do that.
962
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:13,807
- Maybe when you passed
out in the desert,
963
00:46:13,841 --> 00:46:15,610
you pooped your pants and--
- I did not.
964
00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:17,478
I would know, I was
wearing a jumpsuit.
965
00:46:17,512 --> 00:46:20,314
- Mm, just slipped
out in the sand.
966
00:46:20,347 --> 00:46:21,616
- I would've found it.
967
00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:23,083
You might think I was
dumb to trust her,
968
00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:26,020
but I don't think she did
anything wrong.
969
00:46:27,087 --> 00:46:29,089
Why are you asking so
many questions about her?
970
00:46:29,123 --> 00:46:30,324
- I just think it's
very interesting
971
00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:32,993
that you've been spotted
with a known criminal.
972
00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:35,229
- What was she arrested for?
973
00:46:36,665 --> 00:46:37,865
- Nothing good.
974
00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:44,838
(phone buzzing)
975
00:46:49,577 --> 00:46:51,613
- Oh, God.
976
00:46:51,646 --> 00:46:56,850
(phone buzzing)
(Olivia groaning)
977
00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,987
Hello?
978
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:01,388
- [Officer Bronson] Hey,this is Officer Bronson
979
00:47:01,422 --> 00:47:02,389
with the local PD.
980
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:04,491
I'm looking for Olivia Walker.
981
00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:05,727
- Yeah, yeah. This is her.
982
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,462
- [Officer Bronson] I oweyou an apology.
983
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:11,566
Yeah, after a reallyintense investigation,
984
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:14,168
we determined that theperson who robbed your house
985
00:47:14,201 --> 00:47:17,237
might be a repeat offender.
986
00:47:17,271 --> 00:47:21,275
So we're gonna do a betterjob this time, I promise.
987
00:47:21,308 --> 00:47:24,178
And we're gonna get most ofyour stuff back! Probably.
988
00:47:24,211 --> 00:47:25,212
- Thank you.
989
00:47:27,582 --> 00:47:28,650
Holy shit.
990
00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:31,352
(gentle music)
991
00:47:46,601 --> 00:47:50,137
(gentle music continues)
992
00:48:00,782 --> 00:48:02,684
- Oh my god, Olivia.
993
00:48:02,717 --> 00:48:03,651
You're actually a
really good cook.
994
00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,185
You should open a restaurant.
995
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:06,186
- Oh yeah.
996
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:09,390
A restaurant where all
we serve is stolen food.
997
00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,191
- Yeah, I like that.
998
00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:14,562
- Hey, when was the last
time you even had a hot meal?
999
00:48:16,631 --> 00:48:18,432
- It's been a while.
1000
00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:22,570
Wow, your ex-boyfriend sounds
like a douche bag.
1001
00:48:22,604 --> 00:48:24,037
Oh my God.
1002
00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,707
Was there a rebound, at least?
1003
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:27,040
- No, you know, I mean like
1004
00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,009
I prefer to meet people
the old fashioned way.
1005
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:31,513
You know?
I don't meet anybody ever.
1006
00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:32,580
It's the life.
1007
00:48:32,614 --> 00:48:34,582
- Whatever, we don't need men.
We're awesome.
1008
00:48:34,616 --> 00:48:35,683
- It's true.
1009
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:38,653
Women can bleed seven days
a month and we don't die.
1010
00:48:38,686 --> 00:48:40,120
Men can't do that.
- Yeah.
1011
00:48:40,154 --> 00:48:41,856
Yeah, we make humans.
1012
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:42,956
- We are incredible.
1013
00:48:42,990 --> 00:48:44,258
We belong in museums, you know,
1014
00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:47,294
with a hall that's dedicated
to shitty ex-boyfriends
1015
00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,163
and an entire exhibit
that just focuses
1016
00:48:49,196 --> 00:48:51,766
on how they manage to
soak the entire bathroom
1017
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,333
every time they get
outta the shower.
1018
00:48:53,367 --> 00:48:55,169
- What is that?
1019
00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:57,137
I go in to pee, my
socks get soaked,
1020
00:48:57,171 --> 00:48:58,873
and all they have to do
is put a little towel down
1021
00:48:58,907 --> 00:48:59,973
and wipe it up.
1022
00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:02,276
I mean, it covers the
floor everywhere.
1023
00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:04,211
- Like it is a soggy gross mess.
1024
00:49:04,244 --> 00:49:07,080
I. uh, you're so smart
to stay single.
1025
00:49:09,851 --> 00:49:11,185
- I might be married.
1026
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,087
- Oh.
1027
00:49:14,121 --> 00:49:16,558
I'm sorry?
Please rewind, you might?
1028
00:49:16,591 --> 00:49:17,592
How do you not know?
1029
00:49:18,693 --> 00:49:21,028
- I don't know.
I mean, it was a few years ago.
1030
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:23,130
I just kind of left one day.
1031
00:49:23,163 --> 00:49:25,032
But I think he definitely
filed without me.
1032
00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:26,701
You don't need two people, so.
1033
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:27,702
- Oh, I didn't know that.
1034
00:49:27,735 --> 00:49:29,102
- Yeah.
1035
00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:32,740
- You do have to tell me the
entire story because, what?
1036
00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:36,176
- Uh, there's nothing to tell.
1037
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:41,348
I mean, his name was...
Is Carlos.
1038
00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:47,387
And he has really,
really good eyes.
1039
00:49:47,421 --> 00:49:51,158
He's wonderful, and I was
young and dumb.
1040
00:49:52,694 --> 00:49:54,194
- You still seem pretty young.
1041
00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:56,898
- Yeah, which goes to show
you how fucking young I was.
1042
00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:57,932
- Fair.
1043
00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,266
- But, I don't know.
1044
00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:05,172
I mean, he was safe
and stable and wealthy.
1045
00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:07,341
And so I married him.
1046
00:50:11,245 --> 00:50:12,647
- So what happened?
1047
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,517
- Oh God, it was fucking awful.
It was awful.
1048
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,184
It was dinner and
arguments and laundry
1049
00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:19,052
and dinner and
arguments and laundry.
1050
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:23,056
And I just, I hated myself.
1051
00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:25,627
I hated myself.
1052
00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:30,397
I remember distinctly this
one day I was washing clothes
1053
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:35,637
and it was like someone
lifted off these cataracts
1054
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:40,508
and I could finally see
clearly how unhappy I was.
1055
00:50:43,978 --> 00:50:46,179
So I got in a van and
I drove away.
1056
00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:51,084
- You ran away.
1057
00:50:51,953 --> 00:50:53,153
- Yeah.
1058
00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:54,956
Yeah, but it worked out.
1059
00:50:54,989 --> 00:50:56,123
- Not for him.
1060
00:50:56,156 --> 00:50:58,526
I mean, he just must
have been heartbroken.
1061
00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:01,261
- Yeah, I'm sure he still is.
1062
00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:03,463
Me too, though.
1063
00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:06,233
I really, really,
really loved him.
1064
00:51:08,036 --> 00:51:09,671
But I was...
1065
00:51:09,704 --> 00:51:13,708
I mean, I was dying. And
I just had to save myself.
1066
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,781
(gentle music)
1067
00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:23,250
- She stayed for weeks
without a problem.
1068
00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:26,420
- Well, somebody destroyed
your life tonight.
1069
00:51:26,453 --> 00:51:28,188
Who else could it have been?
1070
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,191
- Yes, thank you so much.
1071
00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:32,961
I'm so excited to be a
part of this team
1072
00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:34,261
and a part of this company.
1073
00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:37,097
I'm gonna start driving
tomorrow night, I promise.
1074
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:38,131
Thank you.
1075
00:51:38,165 --> 00:51:39,767
Thank you, yeah.
1076
00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:42,804
(kettle whistling)
1077
00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:57,518
Wait, what the fuck?
1078
00:51:57,552 --> 00:51:58,753
- What's wrong?
1079
00:52:00,755 --> 00:52:03,091
- The IRS is charging me $600
1080
00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:06,027
for not registering as a
small business.
1081
00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:07,729
- What business?
- I don't know.
1082
00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:10,698
I mean, I literally do
not have this money.
1083
00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:13,300
- I mean, so how bad would
it be if you don't pay?
1084
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,638
- It's bad. Like 'double
the fine' bad.
1085
00:52:16,671 --> 00:52:18,006
Why would they do that?
1086
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:19,641
Why would they charge
somebody more money
1087
00:52:19,674 --> 00:52:20,708
for not having any money?
1088
00:52:20,742 --> 00:52:21,542
That doesn't make any sense.
1089
00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:22,944
Like, what am I supposed to do?
1090
00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:24,277
Am I supposed to sell my car?
1091
00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:27,247
I can't do that, I just got
approved to be a driver.
1092
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,282
- So just ignore it.
1093
00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:31,653
- That doesn't make it go away.
1094
00:52:31,986 --> 00:52:33,153
- Hmm.
1095
00:52:33,186 --> 00:52:35,523
You'd be surprised how
far running can get you.
1096
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,459
(gentle music)
1097
00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:55,743
(gentle music continues)
1098
00:52:57,779 --> 00:52:58,780
Hmm.
1099
00:53:00,815 --> 00:53:01,716
Oh.
1100
00:53:01,749 --> 00:53:04,184
All right, chica, I got
bad news for you.
1101
00:53:05,953 --> 00:53:06,988
- Uh-oh.
1102
00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:08,923
- Mm-hm, yeah.
I think I'm gonna go.
1103
00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:13,127
- Are you sure?
1104
00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:14,962
- Yeah, yeah.
1105
00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:16,229
I mean, it's been so fun,
1106
00:53:16,263 --> 00:53:19,433
but we're not gonna be
hanging out anymore.
1107
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,501
You got like your new gig
and everything
1108
00:53:21,536 --> 00:53:23,771
and I really wanna get
back on the road.
1109
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,109
What, what?
1110
00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:29,677
Why are you surprised?
1111
00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:32,180
- I'm not, I thought you liked
clean clothes, you know?
1112
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:35,016
- No, don't get me wrong.
Your life has perks.
1113
00:53:35,049 --> 00:53:38,152
It does, but it's soul-crushing.
1114
00:53:38,186 --> 00:53:40,688
And I come out here and
there's no signal,
1115
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:42,757
there's no shops,
there's no people.
1116
00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:47,394
But I'm so happy, you know?
1117
00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:50,898
Yeah, I get it.
I like have to get back to this.
1118
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:56,671
- Okay. But what if I
bribed you, right?
1119
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:59,272
I mean, aren't you gonna
miss the ice cream?
1120
00:54:00,074 --> 00:54:01,308
- I'll miss you.
1121
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:03,811
Seriously.
1122
00:54:03,845 --> 00:54:07,582
Seriously, I don't get along
with a lot of people and
1123
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:10,685
yeah, don't think I realized
how lonely I was.
1124
00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:18,826
- Yeah, yeah. I mean
this has been fun.
1125
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:20,293
- Yeah, no, it's been fun.
1126
00:54:23,097 --> 00:54:26,801
(birds chirping in distance)
1127
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,971
(footsteps crunching)
1128
00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:38,179
- So where will you
go after this?
1129
00:54:38,212 --> 00:54:39,180
- The desert, I think.
1130
00:54:39,213 --> 00:54:40,915
I kinda miss it.
I mean, for now.
1131
00:54:42,150 --> 00:54:44,351
- That's nice.
- Yeah.
1132
00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:46,988
(doors clicking shut)
1133
00:54:47,989 --> 00:54:51,993
(engine whirring)
(car beeping)
1134
00:54:57,698 --> 00:54:59,834
- That's a dead battery, right?
1135
00:54:59,867 --> 00:55:00,935
- No, it's the engine.
1136
00:55:02,369 --> 00:55:05,740
- No, no, no, it has to be
a dead battery.
1137
00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:07,474
- No, it's the engine.
A little light came on.
1138
00:55:07,508 --> 00:55:08,810
- No, it's not the
fucking engine, Mari.
1139
00:55:08,843 --> 00:55:10,410
I can't afford to fix the
fucking engine.
1140
00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,813
It's a dead battery.
1141
00:55:13,281 --> 00:55:14,649
Ugh, fuck!
1142
00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:16,784
Oh, God damn it!
1143
00:55:16,818 --> 00:55:18,252
Fuck!
1144
00:55:18,286 --> 00:55:19,486
Fuck.
1145
00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:23,825
- You okay?
- No!
1146
00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:26,393
No, Mari, I am not okay!
1147
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,563
I did everything I was
supposed to do.
1148
00:55:28,596 --> 00:55:30,497
I played by the rules.
I went to college.
1149
00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:34,434
I got the good career
and I am fucked.
1150
00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:37,104
My God! I bleed money.
1151
00:55:37,138 --> 00:55:39,173
I am unhappy, I am broke.
1152
00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:41,341
I lost my job, I
lost my savings.
1153
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,410
My house fucking terrifies me.
1154
00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:44,779
And I can't even go to
the goddamn doctor
1155
00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:46,948
because a fucking cavity
could bankrupt me.
1156
00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:48,883
Oh my God!
1157
00:55:49,217 --> 00:55:50,417
Fuck!
1158
00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:53,353
- It's not your fault, Olivia.
1159
00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:54,487
- Yes, it is.
1160
00:55:54,522 --> 00:55:56,356
There is nowhere else to
place the blame.
1161
00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:58,358
I amounted to nothing.
1162
00:55:58,391 --> 00:56:00,595
- No, how could you say that?
1163
00:56:00,628 --> 00:56:02,296
Wait, why would you say that?
1164
00:56:02,330 --> 00:56:03,331
Because you don't have money?
1165
00:56:03,363 --> 00:56:04,765
Who cares? It
doesn't define you!
1166
00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:05,900
- Then what does?
1167
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:06,968
What?
1168
00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:08,769
The house that I don't
even fucking like anymore?
1169
00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:12,173
Oh my God, like what did
I do to deserve this?
1170
00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:14,108
- Nothing! That is the point!
1171
00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:16,110
It's not about you.
1172
00:56:16,143 --> 00:56:17,678
Stop blaming yourself.
1173
00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:20,281
The life that you were
sold, it doesn't work.
1174
00:56:20,314 --> 00:56:21,315
You're not a failure.
1175
00:56:21,349 --> 00:56:22,482
You're the opposite!
1176
00:56:22,516 --> 00:56:25,052
You survived inside a
broken system.
1177
00:56:25,086 --> 00:56:28,956
And the fact that you're
still alive, it's a miracle.
1178
00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:30,291
It's incredible.
1179
00:56:30,324 --> 00:56:32,193
It's not your fault.
You're not a victim.
1180
00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:33,460
You're a hero!
1181
00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,763
- I don't know what to do.
1182
00:56:35,796 --> 00:56:36,530
- Okay?
1183
00:56:36,564 --> 00:56:38,766
Okay, I do, I do.
1184
00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:40,433
I do, I do.
1185
00:56:41,335 --> 00:56:42,536
I do!
1186
00:56:44,005 --> 00:56:45,006
Come with me.
1187
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:48,009
- What?
1188
00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:49,143
- Look, you don't like this.
1189
00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,444
You definitely don't need
it 'cause you don't like it.
1190
00:56:51,478 --> 00:56:53,080
You say that the house
is all you have,
1191
00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:54,115
but you can't even afford it.
1192
00:56:54,148 --> 00:56:55,182
You don't like your life.
- No.
1193
00:56:55,216 --> 00:56:56,384
- Olivia, come with me.
1194
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,552
- Mari, I can't just run
away from everything.
1195
00:56:58,586 --> 00:57:00,321
Okay, that's not how it works.
1196
00:57:00,354 --> 00:57:02,623
- I'm literally living proof,
1197
00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:05,425
and good living proof, I
might add, that you can.
1198
00:57:05,993 --> 00:57:07,494
- I don't, I'm...
1199
00:57:08,461 --> 00:57:09,730
What if I hate it?
1200
00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:13,668
Where do I pee?
1201
00:57:13,701 --> 00:57:16,203
- There are holes all
over the world.
1202
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:17,371
Really.
1203
00:57:17,405 --> 00:57:22,243
No, listen. I would
really love the company.
1204
00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:25,646
There is so much
beauty to my life.
1205
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,581
Truly, I can do whatever I want.
1206
00:57:27,615 --> 00:57:29,250
I get to travel the world,
1207
00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:31,619
I'm constantly
expanding my horizons.
1208
00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:34,454
But I don't have anybody,
you know,
1209
00:57:34,487 --> 00:57:35,890
'cause everyone
thinks I'm insane.
1210
00:57:35,923 --> 00:57:41,128
So if you're down, let's go
on some adventures. Together!
1211
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:43,931
(Olivia chuckles)
1212
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:46,767
- Uh...
1213
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:50,204
Yeah, okay.
1214
00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:52,340
- Oh my God!
1215
00:57:52,373 --> 00:57:54,742
You have no idea how
happy that makes me.
1216
00:57:57,311 --> 00:58:01,649
- Okay, um, so where
do we begin?
1217
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:04,352
- We gotta get outta the house.
1218
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:06,020
- You can't break the lease!
1219
00:58:06,053 --> 00:58:08,990
- Lou, I am trapped in a
house that's wrecking my life.
1220
00:58:09,023 --> 00:58:11,692
So I'm asking you
politely, how do I get out?
1221
00:58:11,726 --> 00:58:14,595
- Okay, clearly the lease
says in very big letters,
1222
00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:15,896
tenants may vacate early
1223
00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,766
if they pay a fee equal
to two months rent.
1224
00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:21,469
- Jesus Christ! So I have
to forfeit my deposit?
1225
00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:23,404
- Yes. In addition to the fee.
1226
00:58:23,437 --> 00:58:24,538
- In addition?
1227
00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:26,540
Lou! That's
thousands of dollars!
1228
00:58:26,574 --> 00:58:28,542
That's like, that's like
four months rent.
1229
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,944
I can't pay that!
1230
00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:33,214
Okay, so what would happen
if I just, I disappear?
1231
00:58:33,247 --> 00:58:34,482
Poof! She's gone.
1232
00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:35,850
What happens then?
1233
00:58:35,883 --> 00:58:38,853
- Then Gilbert and Main
is gonna sue your ass.
1234
00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,653
Okay?
1235
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:41,422
And they're gonna
come for it hard.
1236
00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,656
I've seen 'em do it.
1237
00:58:42,690 --> 00:58:46,460
Look. Olive. I like you. I do!
1238
00:58:46,494 --> 00:58:48,662
No, you're pretty, you're smart.
1239
00:58:48,696 --> 00:58:50,131
You're fun to look at.
1240
00:58:50,164 --> 00:58:52,767
And I can tell them that,
but they're not gonna care.
1241
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,302
Trust me, I know them.
1242
00:58:55,336 --> 00:58:56,704
They're gonna come
for their money
1243
00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:58,406
and then they're gonna put
you on a tenant blacklist.
1244
00:58:58,439 --> 00:58:59,740
- I don't know what that is.
1245
00:58:59,774 --> 00:59:02,877
- It's bad news bears, baby!
You don't wanna be on it!
1246
00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:04,178
It tells all future landlords
1247
00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:07,148
that you are a risky
little biscuit, okay?
1248
00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:09,784
And then they can charge you
whatever they want for rent.
1249
00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:11,085
- Why would you raise rent
1250
00:59:11,118 --> 00:59:13,354
on somebody who's already
struggling to pay rent?
1251
00:59:13,387 --> 00:59:14,523
That's not fucking fair.
1252
00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:15,790
- Don't blame Lou.
1253
00:59:15,823 --> 00:59:17,124
You signed the contract.
1254
00:59:17,158 --> 00:59:18,259
- Alright.
1255
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,460
You know, there's gotta be
an exemption here, right?
1256
00:59:19,493 --> 00:59:20,728
Like because of the break-in?
1257
00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:22,663
- No, because the
police report I read
1258
00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:25,166
said that you clearly
lost a spare key,
1259
00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:26,300
which makes it your fault.
1260
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,402
- Lou, you told them
to write that.
1261
00:59:28,436 --> 00:59:29,470
- There's a third key.
1262
00:59:29,503 --> 00:59:31,205
- Where?
- There's always a third key!
1263
00:59:31,238 --> 00:59:32,139
- Show me the proof.
1264
00:59:32,173 --> 00:59:34,543
- There is no proof!
Because you lost it.
1265
00:59:34,575 --> 00:59:36,377
So maybe somebody found it.
1266
00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:37,311
I don't know.
1267
00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:38,679
So if you wanna vacate early,
1268
00:59:38,712 --> 00:59:42,316
you owe us four months rent.
Plus the price of the key!
1269
00:59:43,951 --> 00:59:46,620
(gentle music)
1270
00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:54,929
(Olivia screaming)
1271
01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:05,272
(Mari speaking in Spanish)
1272
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,552
- All right. Sure you
don't wanna come?
1273
01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:19,588
Last chance to change your mind.
1274
01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:21,689
- I can't.
I don't know how.
1275
01:00:21,722 --> 01:00:23,124
- Oh, it's super simple.
1276
01:00:23,157 --> 01:00:26,894
You just get in the van and
then we go have an adventure.
1277
01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:31,665
Get in the van! Get in the van!
1278
01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:32,933
- You know I can't.
1279
01:00:32,967 --> 01:00:34,668
- Yes, you can.
Let's do it.
1280
01:00:34,702 --> 01:00:36,804
- No, Mari. I'm not like you.
I can't just run away.
1281
01:00:36,837 --> 01:00:39,073
You know, I need
everything nice and perfect
1282
01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:42,343
so I can come back to it if
I don't like it on the road.
1283
01:00:42,376 --> 01:00:44,044
- But my life is awesome.
1284
01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:45,880
- For you, but you run
all the time.
1285
01:00:45,913 --> 01:00:47,681
I mean, your only
move is to move.
1286
01:00:47,715 --> 01:00:49,950
And for me, that's
irresponsible.
1287
01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:51,520
I wanna fix my life,
not escape it.
1288
01:00:51,553 --> 01:00:52,920
- All right.
1289
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,623
That's just not gonna happen
unless you burn it all down
1290
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:56,123
and start from scratch.
1291
01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:59,360
- That would be arson.
1292
01:00:59,393 --> 01:01:02,129
- I didn't mean literally burn
down the house. Although...
1293
01:01:02,163 --> 01:01:03,297
(tense music)
1294
01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:04,131
- No.
1295
01:01:04,165 --> 01:01:05,432
- It would get you
outta the lease.
1296
01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,034
- No! That's super illegal.
1297
01:01:07,067 --> 01:01:09,136
- No, we can't get caught.
That's the trick.
1298
01:01:09,170 --> 01:01:10,371
- Nope.
1299
01:01:10,404 --> 01:01:11,772
- There's no clear motive.
Do you have renter's insurance?
1300
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,174
- Stop.
- Why?
1301
01:01:13,207 --> 01:01:15,776
This house is bleeding you
dry and no one's helping out.
1302
01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:17,778
But if it burns down, you
don't have to pay rent.
1303
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:20,649
And we can run away.
1304
01:01:20,681 --> 01:01:22,116
- We are not gonna do that.
1305
01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:23,250
- It'd be so fun.
1306
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:24,218
- That's crossing a line.
1307
01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:26,220
I already told you I
don't wanna hurt people.
1308
01:01:26,253 --> 01:01:27,888
- Olivia, it's property damage.
Who cares?
1309
01:01:27,922 --> 01:01:29,323
- Oh my god! Mari, stop!
1310
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:32,561
Look, I'm gonna tell you one
time: you are way out of line.
1311
01:01:32,594 --> 01:01:33,961
This is the end of the road.
1312
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,062
I'm sorry that you thought
1313
01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:36,665
you had a partner in
crime or whatever,
1314
01:01:36,697 --> 01:01:38,766
but I'm clearly not the
person you need me to be
1315
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:41,068
so would you please just
shut the fuck up?
1316
01:01:46,774 --> 01:01:47,975
- I did this.
1317
01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:50,477
- What?
1318
01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:51,646
- Look at this strong-ass lady
1319
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,047
saying exactly what she feels.
1320
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,649
I did this and I'm impressed!
1321
01:01:54,683 --> 01:01:57,384
Although I completely disagree
with everything you just said.
1322
01:01:57,418 --> 01:01:58,520
All right.
1323
01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:01,121
I guess I'm just gonna go
live my awesome life alone.
1324
01:02:01,155 --> 01:02:03,357
- Okay, well, at least
keep in touch.
1325
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:04,959
- Chao, guapita. Te quiero!
1326
01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,927
(door whirring shut)
1327
01:02:06,961 --> 01:02:10,565
- And that was the last time
I ever saw Mari Navarro.
1328
01:02:10,599 --> 01:02:12,967
- Was there any bad blood
when she left?
1329
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,036
- She seemed fine.
We left on good terms.
1330
01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:17,871
But Mari would never hurt me.
1331
01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:19,574
Unless there's
something in her record
1332
01:02:19,608 --> 01:02:21,375
that I don't know about.
1333
01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,843
- She was a bad influence.
1334
01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:24,111
- Okay, but that's not illegal.
1335
01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:26,413
So what was she arrested for?
1336
01:02:26,447 --> 01:02:28,249
- With all due respect, this
is not our focus right now.
1337
01:02:28,282 --> 01:02:31,485
- With all due respect,
that is my focus right now.
1338
01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:32,853
That woman called
herself my friend,
1339
01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:35,055
and lived in my house
for like a month, sir.
1340
01:02:35,089 --> 01:02:36,658
I need to know if I'm safe.
1341
01:02:36,691 --> 01:02:38,092
What was she arrested for?
1342
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:39,293
- You call her your friend.
1343
01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:40,361
That concerns us.
1344
01:02:40,394 --> 01:02:41,730
- What was she arrested for?
1345
01:02:41,762 --> 01:02:43,063
What was she arrested for?
1346
01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:44,798
What was she arrested for?
1347
01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:46,200
- She hopped trains!
1348
01:02:46,233 --> 01:02:49,738
She crossed state lines on
federally-regulated property.
1349
01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:51,438
That is a felony.
1350
01:02:51,472 --> 01:02:52,273
- Oh my god.
1351
01:02:52,306 --> 01:02:53,608
- You're laughing and
I hate that.
1352
01:02:53,642 --> 01:02:54,643
- Trains?
1353
01:02:54,676 --> 01:02:55,909
- There are laws in
this country!
1354
01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:59,079
I enforce those laws! To
protect those train lines!
1355
01:02:59,113 --> 01:03:02,617
To protect us from
ruffians like Mari Navarro!
1356
01:03:02,651 --> 01:03:03,851
- You should put her on
a watch list.
1357
01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:05,052
- I took an oath!
1358
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,787
You take an oath?
No, you didn't take an oath.
1359
01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,623
I have to investigate
every lead in this case,
1360
01:03:08,657 --> 01:03:12,926
that you laugh at, this
case! It's my responsibility.
1361
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,328
Do you understand?
1362
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:17,231
Then tell me what happened next.
1363
01:03:18,633 --> 01:03:20,735
- I tried to make rent.
1364
01:03:20,769 --> 01:03:23,804
(gentle music)
1365
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:26,708
Officer Bronson, do you
have a second?
1366
01:03:26,741 --> 01:03:28,543
- Hey, look who it is!
Fancy girl.
1367
01:03:28,576 --> 01:03:29,843
- We need to talk.
1368
01:03:29,877 --> 01:03:31,646
- Haven't we talked enough?
- No!
1369
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,714
I need to make money.
1370
01:03:32,747 --> 01:03:34,516
- We can't do this without HR.
1371
01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:36,016
- Please, I need help.
1372
01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:38,385
- I'm trying, but we
can't find a lead.
1373
01:03:38,419 --> 01:03:39,721
- I know that you're lying.
1374
01:03:39,754 --> 01:03:40,888
- What do you want?
1375
01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:42,890
- A job.
I'll work off the books.
1376
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:45,359
I won't ask for benefits
or raises or anything.
1377
01:03:45,392 --> 01:03:47,061
- There's nothing in the
budget for that.
1378
01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:47,961
- How hard did you look?
1379
01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:49,196
- As hard as I could.
1380
01:03:49,229 --> 01:03:51,432
But there's no security
cameras near your house.
1381
01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:52,667
- I could sue you, you know.
1382
01:03:52,701 --> 01:03:53,967
- Come on.
1383
01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:56,070
You know you can't afford
a better lawyer than mine.
1384
01:03:56,103 --> 01:03:57,639
- Why won't anyone help me?
1385
01:03:57,672 --> 01:03:58,939
- It's not my problem.
1386
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:00,542
- It's not my problem.
1387
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:02,242
- It's not my problem.
1388
01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:09,083
- Well, I'm sure that Officer
Bronson did his very best.
1389
01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:12,419
And you know, we really
only solve 4% of burglaries.
1390
01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,790
- Those are not good odds.
1391
01:04:15,824 --> 01:04:17,057
- It's better than nothing.
1392
01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:18,292
And I still wanna call
in Mari Navarro.
1393
01:04:18,325 --> 01:04:20,327
Do you have any idea
where we can find her?
1394
01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:21,395
- She lives off-grid.
1395
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:25,299
I'd be surprised if any
of us ever saw her again.
1396
01:04:26,634 --> 01:04:29,436
(paper rustling)
1397
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,946
(house creaks)
1398
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:47,421
(ominous music)
1399
01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:56,664
(fire crackling)
1400
01:05:02,035 --> 01:05:07,241
(paper rustling)
(fire crackling continues)
1401
01:05:21,355 --> 01:05:26,561
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)
1402
01:05:39,507 --> 01:05:44,712
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)
1403
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,550
(gentle music)
1404
01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:59,193
(upbeat music)
1405
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:21,215
(upbeat music continues)
1406
01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:36,531
(upbeat music continues)
1407
01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:44,539
- Hey! What are you doing here?
1408
01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:48,576
- I wanna burn down the house.
1409
01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:49,811
- Can you repeat that?
1410
01:06:49,844 --> 01:06:51,646
- I said she was my friend.
1411
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,280
Friends don't hurt each other.
1412
01:06:54,582 --> 01:06:55,617
- Are you for real?
1413
01:06:56,918 --> 01:06:58,051
- Yeah.
1414
01:06:58,085 --> 01:07:02,155
I do have a plan. But I
need your help.
1415
01:07:03,858 --> 01:07:06,528
- Fuck yes.
1416
01:07:06,561 --> 01:07:09,864
- And around now is when you
first reported the gas leak?
1417
01:07:09,898 --> 01:07:11,064
- Yeah.
1418
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:13,166
Oh! I have footage.
1419
01:07:13,868 --> 01:07:16,270
(Lou knocking on door)
1420
01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:18,940
- Olive. So glad you called.
1421
01:07:18,973 --> 01:07:20,407
- Thank you so much for coming.
1422
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,676
- Absolutely.
1423
01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:23,410
- I was so scared.
1424
01:07:24,512 --> 01:07:27,247
- These gas leaks are no joke,
baby.
1425
01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:29,349
I would be remiss in my duties
if I didn't come over here
1426
01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:31,886
and sniff it out myself.
(Lou sniffs)
1427
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,053
So where is it?
1428
01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:34,221
- Over by the stove.
1429
01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:36,089
- Ah. That makes sense.
1430
01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:38,593
Good, good, good, good, good.
1431
01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:42,229
It's only gonna take a minute.
1432
01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:44,632
Just gotta come in here
and sniff out every corner.
1433
01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:47,234
(Lou sniffing)
1434
01:07:48,168 --> 01:07:50,103
You know, methane's
actually odorless.
1435
01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:51,405
That's what makes it
so dangerous.
1436
01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:52,740
And it was actually
the gas company
1437
01:07:52,774 --> 01:07:55,275
that came along later and
added the sulfur compound
1438
01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:57,077
to make it smell like
rotten eggs.
1439
01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:59,479
- Oh.
- I personally like the smell.
1440
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:01,315
(Olivia chuckles)
1441
01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:02,617
Anyways, that's not
what I'm smelling here.
1442
01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:06,186
I'm smelling, except
for maybe some incense
1443
01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:09,222
or... Are you wearing perfume?
1444
01:08:09,256 --> 01:08:11,626
- I am!
Yeah, do you like it?
1445
01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:15,730
- I do. I like it a lot.
1446
01:08:15,763 --> 01:08:16,798
- Thank you.
1447
01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,633
Wait, so you don't think
that there's a problem?
1448
01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:20,300
I just could have sworn
that I smelled gas
1449
01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:22,169
when I turned on the oven.
1450
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:24,672
- That's because
it's a gas oven.
1451
01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:25,807
- Right, of course.
1452
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,341
- You're gonna smell gas.
1453
01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:29,510
Sometimes when you click
these little things here,
1454
01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:31,445
a little gas comes out
before the flame hits it,
1455
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:33,648
so that could be what
you're smelling again.
1456
01:08:33,681 --> 01:08:35,049
But I'm...
1457
01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:37,250
- Oh, hello.
1458
01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:39,252
- Lou, I'm so sorry.
1459
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:41,221
I hate to think I made you
come all the way out here
1460
01:08:41,254 --> 01:08:42,991
just for no reason.
1461
01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:44,025
- Well, that's what happens
1462
01:08:44,058 --> 01:08:45,793
when you don't have
a man around.
1463
01:08:45,827 --> 01:08:48,796
- Is that a service that
Gilbert and Main can provide?
1464
01:08:48,830 --> 01:08:50,665
(Lou laughing)
1465
01:08:50,698 --> 01:08:53,367
- We could. We could.
1466
01:08:54,102 --> 01:08:55,435
- Lou, while I have you here,
1467
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:57,404
do you mind just checking
the rest of the house for me?
1468
01:08:57,437 --> 01:08:59,007
Just for my own peace of mind?
1469
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,240
I would be so grateful.
1470
01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:03,310
- Absolutely, whatever you want.
1471
01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:05,245
- And do you mind if I film it?
1472
01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:08,281
Just so I know where
to look in the future?
1473
01:09:08,315 --> 01:09:10,283
- So all you have todo is just sniff here.
1474
01:09:10,317 --> 01:09:12,452
Sniff over here.
1475
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:15,923
That's literally the onlyway to check for gas leaks.
1476
01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:18,059
Did I teach you something new?
1477
01:09:18,092 --> 01:09:19,594
- And this is just a
few days ago?
1478
01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:22,530
- Yeah. I think it's
timestamped.
1479
01:09:30,038 --> 01:09:31,673
- She has footage of you
checking the house
1480
01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:32,674
for gas leaks?
1481
01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,075
- There wasn't a problem.
1482
01:09:34,108 --> 01:09:35,743
That was fun.
1483
01:09:36,144 --> 01:09:37,344
I mean it.
1484
01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:41,415
Ah, it's a beautiful day.
1485
01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:43,216
More beautiful 'cause of you.
1486
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:47,155
- Thank you, so sorry to
have wasted your time.
1487
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:48,823
- No, no, no, no, no.
1488
01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:49,824
You can call me anytime.
1489
01:09:49,857 --> 01:09:51,626
I mean that, really.
1490
01:09:51,659 --> 01:09:54,227
- Actually, you know, you
once mentioned
1491
01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:56,931
that there were other
ways I could make payments
1492
01:09:56,964 --> 01:09:58,566
if I was a little short on cash.
1493
01:09:58,599 --> 01:10:01,301
I was just wondering if
that was still an option.
1494
01:10:02,269 --> 01:10:04,539
- How about we talk about
it over dinner?
1495
01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:06,974
- I'd like that.
1496
01:10:08,743 --> 01:10:09,744
- I like you.
1497
01:10:13,114 --> 01:10:14,148
Toodles.
1498
01:10:14,182 --> 01:10:15,415
- Bye.
1499
01:10:18,653 --> 01:10:20,621
- And were you aware that
Gilbert and Main
1500
01:10:20,655 --> 01:10:24,257
specifically prohibits romantic
or sexual relationships
1501
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,359
between tenants and employees?
1502
01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:29,329
- No! Was that in the lease?
1503
01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:32,734
(upbeat music)
1504
01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:51,451
(upbeat music continues)
1505
01:10:56,891 --> 01:11:00,427
(upbeat music continues)
1506
01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:11,471
A toast. To the landlords.
1507
01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:13,975
- May they burn in hell.
1508
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:15,510
- And on earth.
1509
01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:18,411
(upbeat music continues)
1510
01:11:31,893 --> 01:11:34,394
(knocking on door)
1511
01:11:35,663 --> 01:11:36,798
- Damn, girl.
1512
01:11:37,565 --> 01:11:38,866
- Let's have some fun.
1513
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:43,204
- So my notes say that you
left the house at 8:00 PM.
1514
01:11:43,237 --> 01:11:44,972
Did you smell gas heading out?
1515
01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:46,007
- Of course.
1516
01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:58,653
(door rattling)
1517
01:12:01,421 --> 01:12:03,724
- And you didn't tell
your property manager?
1518
01:12:03,758 --> 01:12:07,094
- No. I didn't wanna
sound like an idiot.
1519
01:12:07,128 --> 01:12:08,262
- This doesn't look
good for you.
1520
01:12:08,296 --> 01:12:10,932
- Oh, what are you,
'Murder She Wrote'?
1521
01:12:10,965 --> 01:12:13,000
Welcome to Chateau Lou!
1522
01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:15,536
Please make yourself at home.
1523
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:18,405
(gentle music)
1524
01:12:20,675 --> 01:12:22,243
Do you mind taking
your shoes off?
1525
01:12:22,276 --> 01:12:23,277
- No, thank you.
1526
01:12:23,311 --> 01:12:24,512
- Okay.
1527
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:28,115
Hope you're not
lactose intolerant.
1528
01:12:29,482 --> 01:12:33,420
Had the girl fix up
a little charcuterie.
1529
01:12:34,454 --> 01:12:36,791
Ooh, prosciutto.
1530
01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:42,462
(dishes clattering)
1531
01:12:44,832 --> 01:12:45,833
Lights, dim.
1532
01:12:48,002 --> 01:12:49,036
Light dim.
1533
01:12:51,839 --> 01:12:53,440
Dim the lights.
1534
01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:54,942
Kitchen light dim.
1535
01:12:57,912 --> 01:12:59,113
A little mood lighting.
1536
01:13:02,382 --> 01:13:04,118
Hope you like really good wine.
1537
01:13:07,655 --> 01:13:09,156
So what should we toast to?
1538
01:13:10,825 --> 01:13:14,161
- To the landlords. For
bringing us together.
1539
01:13:14,195 --> 01:13:15,428
- To Gilbert and Main.
1540
01:13:15,462 --> 01:13:18,398
(glasses clink)
1541
01:13:21,335 --> 01:13:23,070
You're not supposed to, okay.
1542
01:13:23,104 --> 01:13:25,773
(upbeat music)
1543
01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:35,917
(dramatic music)
1544
01:13:43,524 --> 01:13:46,093
Do you like my place?
1545
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,195
- It's expensive.
1546
01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:49,330
- Yeah, I own it.
1547
01:13:49,363 --> 01:13:51,532
I own the one across
the street too.
1548
01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:53,500
You wanna see it?
1549
01:13:53,534 --> 01:13:55,736
- Honestly, I'm good.
1550
01:13:55,770 --> 01:13:57,605
Like, I don't care
about any of this.
1551
01:13:57,638 --> 01:14:00,641
Your house, your paycheck,
your stupid cheese.
1552
01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:02,076
Like none of this matters.
1553
01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:05,746
- Okay, I thought you
liked expensive things.
1554
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,647
My bad.
1555
01:14:06,681 --> 01:14:09,917
- I mean, I used to.
But things change.
1556
01:14:09,951 --> 01:14:12,820
(dramatic music)
1557
01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,160
- I like stuff.
1558
01:14:20,428 --> 01:14:22,263
I have a lot of stuff.
1559
01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:23,631
- Good for you.
1560
01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:26,667
But what did you do todeserve two houses
1561
01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:28,836
when some peoplecan't afford one?
1562
01:14:28,869 --> 01:14:31,672
(dramatic music)
1563
01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:34,008
- Property is natural.
1564
01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,643
Even bears have territory.
1565
01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:38,312
- Yeah, but a bear
fights for it.
1566
01:14:38,346 --> 01:14:39,747
What was your fight?
1567
01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:42,750
Did you kick and claw andbite and scream?
1568
01:14:42,783 --> 01:14:46,087
Or did you get a loanstraight from your parents?
1569
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:47,288
Did daddy help you out?
1570
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:48,889
(car alarm blaring)
1571
01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:52,360
I think we all deserve the
chance to make a good life.
1572
01:14:52,393 --> 01:14:53,928
And that just isn't happening.
1573
01:14:53,961 --> 01:14:56,764
(dramatic music)
1574
01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:01,235
But I wanna fight
until it's true.
1575
01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:04,071
(dramatic music continues)
1576
01:15:13,481 --> 01:15:15,516
- You're not fun.
1577
01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:18,886
- That's too bad. 'Cause
I'm having a fucking blast.
1578
01:15:20,621 --> 01:15:23,691
(dramatic music)
1579
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:41,142
(dramatic music continues)
1580
01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:44,845
(sirens wailing)
1581
01:15:47,615 --> 01:15:50,317
- So you leave your property
manager's house at 10?
1582
01:15:50,351 --> 01:15:51,852
- Yeah.
1583
01:15:51,886 --> 01:15:54,422
I wouldn't call the date
smooth or successful,
1584
01:15:54,455 --> 01:15:56,991
but my car is broken so
Lou drove me home.
1585
01:15:58,092 --> 01:15:59,093
- To the gas leak.
1586
01:16:00,061 --> 01:16:02,196
- It was already burning
when I arrived.
1587
01:16:02,229 --> 01:16:07,234
(dramatic music)
(sirens wailing)
1588
01:16:09,804 --> 01:16:13,908
I spent so much time working
for the stuff in that house.
1589
01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:17,611
That stuff could have paid my
rent. And to watch it burn?
1590
01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:20,815
(Olivia whimpers)
1591
01:16:20,848 --> 01:16:22,216
Do you have any idea
what it's like
1592
01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:25,719
to realize your entire life
has amounted to nothing?
1593
01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:30,357
It's the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
1594
01:16:31,892 --> 01:16:34,061
And bad things happen
all the time.
1595
01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:36,764
(dramatic music)
1596
01:16:48,242 --> 01:16:51,979
(dramatic music continues)
1597
01:16:57,519 --> 01:16:58,953
- She's playing you.
1598
01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:00,121
- Is she?
1599
01:17:00,154 --> 01:17:03,090
Because we had reports of
property damage all over town
1600
01:17:03,124 --> 01:17:05,726
and it seems to me like a
bunch of vandals
1601
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,194
let loose a stray firecracker,
1602
01:17:07,228 --> 01:17:09,997
which burned down the house of
a negligent property manager
1603
01:17:10,030 --> 01:17:14,435
who ignored a gas leak to
sleep with one of his tenants.
1604
01:17:14,468 --> 01:17:16,571
I don't think the insurance
company's gonna like that.
1605
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:19,073
You'd be better off
dropping the charges.
1606
01:17:19,106 --> 01:17:22,109
- What if Gilbert and Main
ups their annual donation?
1607
01:17:22,143 --> 01:17:23,477
Will that help?
1608
01:17:23,512 --> 01:17:26,647
- Sorry Lou, but I feel
for this girl.
1609
01:17:27,848 --> 01:17:29,283
You ever been broken into?
1610
01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:31,685
It fucking sucks.
1611
01:17:36,591 --> 01:17:39,727
(Olivia sniffling)
1612
01:17:49,904 --> 01:17:53,240
- Well, lookie here.
My favorite tenant.
1613
01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:58,245
- Lou! What are you doing here?
1614
01:18:00,748 --> 01:18:02,116
- I have a surprise.
1615
01:18:07,454 --> 01:18:08,455
Open it.
1616
01:18:09,690 --> 01:18:12,661
(envelope rustling)
1617
01:18:12,693 --> 01:18:14,094
(gentle music)
1618
01:18:14,128 --> 01:18:17,164
It is your security
deposit. Two months rent.
1619
01:18:18,933 --> 01:18:21,268
We are legally required
to refund a deposit
1620
01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:24,305
if the tenant doesn't
damage the house.
1621
01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:27,975
And given that there is
no house, that is yours.
1622
01:18:29,043 --> 01:18:30,277
- Huh.
1623
01:18:30,311 --> 01:18:31,912
- 'Huh' is right.
1624
01:18:31,946 --> 01:18:33,814
It worked out for you,
didn't it?
1625
01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:37,251
And your ex! Half of
that is his.
1626
01:18:37,284 --> 01:18:38,118
- Oh, believe me.
1627
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:40,421
He'll get every cent
that he's owed.
1628
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:47,629
- Listen, I hope you won't
tell Gilbert and Main
1629
01:18:47,662 --> 01:18:49,263
about our little get-together.
1630
01:18:50,431 --> 01:18:53,901
- No. I wouldn't want
you to lose your job.
1631
01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:57,271
I'll remember this.
1632
01:18:59,373 --> 01:19:00,374
- Hey, Olivia.
1633
01:19:02,243 --> 01:19:04,278
Are you happy the
house burned down?
1634
01:19:06,313 --> 01:19:09,917
- No. But it's the only thing
that solved my problems.
1635
01:19:09,950 --> 01:19:14,421
So, if you don't like it,
find a better solution.
1636
01:19:14,455 --> 01:19:17,391
(low upbeat music)
1637
01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:30,804
(lively upbeat music)
1638
01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:49,790
(lively upbeat music continues)
1639
01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:51,158
- Are we good?
1640
01:19:52,359 --> 01:19:54,828
- Yeah, we're good.
1641
01:19:55,829 --> 01:19:59,166
(lively upbeat music)
1642
01:20:23,591 --> 01:20:27,595
(lively upbeat music continues)
1643
01:20:41,241 --> 01:20:45,446
(lively upbeat music continues)
1644
01:20:59,561 --> 01:21:03,565
(lively upbeat music continues)
1645
01:21:26,688 --> 01:21:30,891
(lively upbeat music continues)
1646
01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:51,345
(lively upbeat music ends)
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