All language subtitles for Shorts 2009_track3_[und]

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I know.
Let's play Who Blinks First.

I know.
Let's play Who Blinks First.

Loser has to do you-know-what.

Loser has to do you-know-what.

Ready, set, go.

Ready, set, go.

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There are six steps.
First we state the question.

There are six steps.
First we state the question.

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[GULPS]

[GULPS]

MOM:
What's the matter with you two?
Clean up this mess.

MOM:
What's the matter with you two?
Clean up this mess.

Who won?

Who won?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

[THUNDER CRASHES]

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TOE:
This is my neighborhood,

TOE:
This is my neighborhood,

Black Falls Community,

Black Falls Community,

and these are some
of my neighbors.

and these are some
of my neighbors.

Go 10 paces west. One, two--

Go 10 paces west. One, two--

That's east, you lunkhead.

That's east, you lunkhead.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

One--

South.

One--

South.

LOOGIE'S MOM:
Boys? Come look
after your sister.

LOOGIE'S MOM:
Boys? Come look
after your sister.

So much for our treasure hunt.

So much for our treasure hunt.

That baby is always
ruining our adventures.

That baby is always
ruining our adventures.

Some of my neighbors are weird.

Some of my neighbors are weird.

Okay, that'll do it.
Give me your foot.

Okay, that'll do it.
Give me your foot.

Other foot.

Other foot.

Okay, inside.
The germs are coming.

Okay, inside.
The germs are coming.

In fact, some of them are not
very neighborly at all.

In fact, some of them are not
very neighborly at all.

And then there's my house,

And then there's my house,

with its quaint,
adorable, everyday,

with its quaint,
adorable, everyday,

supportive and connected
family.

supportive and connected
family.

Mega power point damage.
Super effective.

Mega power point damage.
Super effective.

Nano-blast.
Major confusion.

Nano-blast.
Major confusion.

Still playing with your
imaginary friends?

Still playing with your
imaginary friends?

No.

No.

Freak.

Freak.

I don't think I'm a freak.

I don't think I'm a freak.

Do you think I'm a freak?

Do you think I'm a freak?

Shut up. Who asked you?

Shut up. Who asked you?

And we should be connected.

And we should be connected.

After all, this is Black Box
Unlimited Worldwide

After all, this is Black Box
Unlimited Worldwide

Industries Incorporated,
or Black, Inc. for short.

Industries Incorporated,
or Black, Inc. for short.

You know them
as the guys that make

You know them
as the guys that make

the Black Box
all-in-one gadget

the Black Box
all-in-one gadget

that's sweeping the nation.

that's sweeping the nation.

The whole operation
is smack-dab in the middle

The whole operation
is smack-dab in the middle

of the Black Falls Community.

of the Black Falls Community.

Development to manufacturing
to shipping,

Development to manufacturing
to shipping,

all in one centralized
location.

all in one centralized
location.

Hundreds and hundreds
of employees

Hundreds and hundreds
of employees

both live and work here,

both live and work here,

including my parents.

including my parents.

I've got a garage
full of gadgets.

I've got a garage
full of gadgets.

Why do I need this one,
Mr. Black?

Why do I need this one,
Mr. Black?

What does the Black Box do?

What does the Black Box do?

Mike, the question is,
what doesn't it do?

Mike, the question is,
what doesn't it do?

It's not only the ultimate
communication device,

It's not only the ultimate
communication device,

keeping us connected
to each other and the world--

keeping us connected
to each other and the world--

That's not all.

That's not all.

--it's also a multimedia
player, a can opener,

--it's also a multimedia
player, a can opener,

a dog groomer,

[GRUNTS]

a dog groomer,

[GRUNTS]

a vacuum cleaner,

a vacuum cleaner,

a baby monitor.

a baby monitor.

It's a shredder.

It's a shredder.

It calls the ambulance
if you fall down

It calls the ambulance
if you fall down

in your bathroom
and can't get up.

in your bathroom
and can't get up.

It removes rust, paint,
pet odors.

It removes rust, paint,
pet odors.

Thousands of uses.

Thousands of uses.

It's just about everything you
could ever possibly wish for.

It's just about everything you
could ever possibly wish for.

MAN:
In super grande,
grande y el niño.

MAN:
In super grande,
grande y el niño.

[ALL CLAPPING]

[ALL CLAPPING]

TOE:
And this is the man
who owns it all, Mr. Black.

TOE:
And this is the man
who owns it all, Mr. Black.

Mr. Carbon Black.

Mr. Carbon Black.

I hope that applause was meant
for you, my trusted partners

I hope that applause was meant
for you, my trusted partners

in our quest to put
the Black Box

in our quest to put
the Black Box

in every hand and home
in the civilized world.

in every hand and home
in the civilized world.

That is our goal.

That is our goal.

Who can tell us how close
we are to achieving it?

Who can tell us how close
we are to achieving it?

That's right.

That's right.

Not even close.

Not even close.

And why is that?

And why is that?

Because the Black Box is facing
fierce competition

Because the Black Box is facing
fierce competition

from the Purple Pyramid,

from the Purple Pyramid,

the Silver Cylinder
and other such rip-offs.

the Silver Cylinder
and other such rip-offs.

They're nowhere near as good.

But they're catching up.

They're nowhere near as good.

But they're catching up.

And I can't have them
eating into our profits.

And I can't have them
eating into our profits.

[BOX BEEPING]

[BOX BEEPING]

We need to leave them all

We need to leave them all

in the dust!

in the dust!

Let them eat soot.

Let them eat soot.

Sir?

Sir?

Focus groups have identified
our multiple uses

Focus groups have identified
our multiple uses

as a drawback
instead of a positive.

as a drawback
instead of a positive.

We're offering a toaster option.

We're offering a toaster option.

when nowadays most people
don't even eat bread.

when nowadays most people
don't even eat bread.

She's right.

You're fired.

She's right.

You're fired.

So are you.

But--

So are you.

But--

Do your spouses also work for
this company?

Do your spouses also work for
this company?

Yes.

Yes.

They're fired as well.

Yes.

Yes.

They're fired as well.

Move out of your homes,
effective immediately.

Move out of your homes,
effective immediately.

You think fear tactics
and cutthroat competition

You think fear tactics
and cutthroat competition

yield better results?
Well, it won't!

yield better results?
Well, it won't!

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[MURMURING]

[MURMURING]

The new Version X upgrade

The new Version X upgrade

has to shut down the competition
once and for all.

has to shut down the competition
once and for all.

Have them playing catch-up
for the next 10 years.

Have them playing catch-up
for the next 10 years.

Team A leader?

Yes, sir?

Team A leader?

Yes, sir?

Team B leader?

Right here.

Team B leader?

Right here.

I expect results
and I expect them soon.

I expect results
and I expect them soon.

Live up to this challenge,
you make partner.

Live up to this challenge,
you make partner.

Don't, you and your
families are out.

Don't, you and your
families are out.

But we're married.

But we're married.

I don't see how your
social life is my concern.

I don't see how your
social life is my concern.

So if he loses,
then I get fired even if I win?

So if he loses,
then I get fired even if I win?

Well, no, that's preposterous.

Well, no, that's preposterous.

But you just said
if she doesn't make partner

But you just said
if she doesn't make partner

then she and her family are out,
and I'm her family.

then she and her family are out,
and I'm her family.

Then you better not lose.

Then you better not lose.

Clearly you two
haven't figured out

Clearly you two
haven't figured out

that delightful little
paradox called marriage.

that delightful little
paradox called marriage.

Just get it done,
whatever it takes.

Just get it done,
whatever it takes.

TOE:
And the answer
to Black's problem--

TOE:
And the answer
to Black's problem--

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

--it literally fell
from the sky.

--it literally fell
from the sky.

No, no, no. Wait.

No, no, no. Wait.

Is that what happened next?

Is that what happened next?

See that wishing rock
I'm holding?

See that wishing rock
I'm holding?

It made things so confusing,

It made things so confusing,

I can hardly remember
the order of events.

I can hardly remember
the order of events.

Go forward a bit.

Go forward a bit.

Yeah, that wasn't it either.

Yeah, that wasn't it either.

I'm probably going
to have to tell you

I'm probably going
to have to tell you

the story completely
out of order

the story completely
out of order

in a series of shorts.

in a series of shorts.

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Let's start here.

Let's start here.

Maybe we should go back to when
I first came into possession

Maybe we should go back to when
I first came into possession

of the rainbow-colored rock.

of the rainbow-colored rock.

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[BEEPING]

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[BEEPING]

[ALARM CLOCKS CRACKLES]

Oh, by the way,

[ALARM CLOCKS CRACKLES]

Oh, by the way,

my name is Toby,
Toby Thompson.

my name is Toby,
Toby Thompson.

I wanna give you an idea
of how I start every morning.

I wanna give you an idea
of how I start every morning.

Maintaining a mouth like this
is no small task.

Maintaining a mouth like this
is no small task.

First I use
a special toothbrush

First I use
a special toothbrush

between the wires and my gums

between the wires and my gums

to loosen any food particles

to loosen any food particles

that may have lodged
in my braces.

that may have lodged
in my braces.

Upper teeth:

Upper teeth:

positioning the bristles
at a 45-degree angle,

positioning the bristles
at a 45-degree angle,

brushing towards the gum
in a circular motion.

brushing towards the gum
in a circular motion.

Inside, tops,
then repeat for the lower set.

Inside, tops,
then repeat for the lower set.

Rinse, spit, mirror check.

Rinse, spit, mirror check.

Is this the reason
people think I'm a dork?

Is this the reason
people think I'm a dork?

Of course not.

Of course not.

Braces are necessary when you

Braces are necessary when you

have hillbilly teeth like mine.

have hillbilly teeth like mine.

No, no. Not done yet.

No, no. Not done yet.

Now I floss...

Now I floss...

and use a special pick
to get under the brackets.

and use a special pick
to get under the brackets.

Rinse, spit, mirror check.

Rinse, spit, mirror check.

That's it.
Time to eat breakfast.

That's it.
Time to eat breakfast.

Guess what. Toby's playing with
his imaginary friends again.

Guess what. Toby's playing with
his imaginary friends again.

Am not.

Am not.

Shouldn't you be already
moved out by now?

Shouldn't you be already
moved out by now?

I mean, you are, like, 19 or 20.

I mean, you are, like, 19 or 20.

Keep it down.
I can't hear myself type.

Keep it down.
I can't hear myself type.

What about your friend Nose?
Don't you play with him anymore?

What about your friend Nose?
Don't you play with him anymore?

Toby, you need friends.

Toby, you need friends.

Friends are very important.

Friends are very important.

Look at your dad and I.
We're the best of friends.

Look at your dad and I.
We're the best of friends.

Oh, he has plenty
of friends at school, Mom.

Oh, he has plenty
of friends at school, Mom.

They can't wait to see him.

They can't wait to see him.

In fact, I hear he has
his own welcoming committee.

In fact, I hear he has
his own welcoming committee.

TOE:
That's just a nice way
of saying "bullies at school."

TOE:
That's just a nice way
of saying "bullies at school."

I know I'm not the only kid
in the world to get picked on,

I know I'm not the only kid
in the world to get picked on,

but my situation is unique
in a few ways.

but my situation is unique
in a few ways.

Hey, metal mouth.

Hey, metal mouth.

Got another date
with the trash can.

Got another date
with the trash can.

Hold on.

Hold on.

This is Cole Black,
son of Mr. Black.

This is Cole Black,
son of Mr. Black.

If you're thinking this
is the worst kid

If you're thinking this
is the worst kid

in the whole school, wait.

in the whole school, wait.

He's got a sister.

He's got a sister.

Helvetica Black,
the leader of the pack.

Helvetica Black,
the leader of the pack.

Wimp.

Wimp.

Shall we do this?

Shall we do this?

I just realized something.

I just realized something.

I know why you have them
beat up on me every day.

I know why you have them
beat up on me every day.

Because I hate you?

Because I hate you?

Because you love me.

Because you love me.

KIDS:
Ooh.

KIDS:
Ooh.

That's right, isn't it?

That's right, isn't it?

We're both outsiders.

We're both outsiders.

We're both ignored.

[MOUTHS] No.

We're both ignored.

[MOUTHS] No.

We both have railroad tracks
for braces.

We both have railroad tracks
for braces.

We're lonely and boring
and always getting in trouble,

We're lonely and boring
and always getting in trouble,

because we have nothing else
better to do.

because we have nothing else
better to do.

So you're head over heels
in love with me

So you're head over heels
in love with me

and that makes you furious.

and that makes you furious.

Am I right?

Am I right?

How about...

How about...

no.

no.

TOE:
So I'm not a psychologist.

TOE:
So I'm not a psychologist.

LOOGIE:
My science report today is about

LOOGIE:
My science report today is about

science.

science.

Oh, man, I just forgot it.

[DOOR OPENS]

Oh, man, I just forgot it.

[DOOR OPENS]

The scientific part of it,
which would be, um,

The scientific part of it,
which would be, um,

science.

science.

This fish is the only friend
I have in this dump.

This fish is the only friend
I have in this dump.

How are you doing?

How are you doing?

Don't get me wrong,
it's a really good school,

Don't get me wrong,
it's a really good school,

It's just the people
in it that suck.

It's just the people
in it that suck.

LOOGIE:
In olden times,
they burned scientists

LOOGIE:
In olden times,
they burned scientists

and they called them witches,
because the townspeople didn't

and they called them witches,
because the townspeople didn't

understand science
and they thought it was magic.

understand science
and they thought it was magic.

Like using a magic rock
to make wishes come true.

Like using a magic rock
to make wishes come true.

But I have a hype-nothesis.

"Hypothesis."

But I have a hype-nothesis.

"Hypothesis."

Loogie, you didn't
do your homework, did you?

Loogie, you didn't
do your homework, did you?

Yeah, I did,
but a crocodile ate it.

Yeah, I did,
but a crocodile ate it.

[CLASS GIGGLING]

Really, I'm serious.

[CLASS GIGGLING]

Really, I'm serious.

Next presenter.

Next presenter.

Scientists who study wasps

Scientists who study wasps

have long observed aggressive
behavior in stronger females

have long observed aggressive
behavior in stronger females

towards the weaker males
of the colony,

towards the weaker males
of the colony,

including threats
of stinging and mauling,

including threats
of stinging and mauling,

but recently they have
discovered that some females

but recently they have
discovered that some females

will force the male headfirst
into an empty cell in the nest.

will force the male headfirst
into an empty cell in the nest.

Behavior known
as "male stuffing."

Behavior known
as "male stuffing."

I'd like to demonstrate
this phenomenon

I'd like to demonstrate
this phenomenon

using a trash can
and a volunteer.

using a trash can
and a volunteer.

Toe Thompson?

Toe Thompson?

Hey, my name is Toby--

Hey, my name is Toby--

Shh. The Blinkers are going
for the record.

Shh. The Blinkers are going
for the record.

They've been in a stare-off
since second period.

They've been in a stare-off
since second period.

TOE:
What's the record?

TOE:
What's the record?

Longer than you have to live.

Longer than you have to live.

Candy bars?

Candy bars?

Why do you let yourself
get bullied like that?

Why do you let yourself
get bullied like that?

I don't really think
I have a choice.

I don't really think
I have a choice.

Sure you do.
Doesn't matter who their dad is.

Sure you do.
Doesn't matter who their dad is.

What matters is who you are,
who you wanna be.

What matters is who you are,
who you wanna be.

And you live
your life like that?

And you live
your life like that?

Of course.

Of course.

Come on, Loogie, you dork.
We gotta get home.

Come on, Loogie, you dork.
We gotta get home.

LASER:
We'll try to get the baby
to give us lottery numbers.

LASER:
We'll try to get the baby
to give us lottery numbers.

Good luck with the whole two
minutes to live thing.

Good luck with the whole two
minutes to live thing.

It shouldn't be this hard
to make friends.

It shouldn't be this hard
to make friends.

I'm smart. I'm funny.

I'm smart. I'm funny.

Like funny ha-ha.
Not funny weird.

Like funny ha-ha.
Not funny weird.

So, what's wrong with me?

So, what's wrong with me?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Oh, buddy, where do I begin?

Oh, buddy, where do I begin?

Run, run, run.
Chase, chase, chase.

Run, run, run.
Chase, chase, chase.

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Get me a rock!

Get me a rock!

Get me a rock!

Get me a rock!

Where's my rock?

Where's my rock?

Run!

Run!

Gonna be worse for you
tomorrow, freak.

Gonna be worse for you
tomorrow, freak.

Let's go!

Let's go!

[THUDDING, TOE GRUNTS]

[THUDDING, TOE GRUNTS]

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[♪♪♪]

VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Make a wish.

VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Make a wish.

Who said that?

Who said that?

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

Must be hearing things.

Must be hearing things.

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

I wish I had friends

I wish I had friends

as interesting
and as unique as I am.

as interesting
and as unique as I am.

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[♪♪♪]

Friends.

Friends.

Come on, guys. Get in there.

Come on, guys. Get in there.

We sifted some flour.
We talk about clarified butter,

We sifted some flour.
We talk about clarified butter,

because people get concerned
about butter.

because people get concerned
about butter.

You can make clarified butter
at home.

You can make clarified butter
at home.

Hi.

Hi.

Why didn't you take the bus?
That's always our backup plan.

Why didn't you take the bus?
That's always our backup plan.

It's okay.
I just felt like walking.

It's okay.
I just felt like walking.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, son.

Sorry, son.

I texted your mom
to pick you up,

I texted your mom
to pick you up,

because my meeting ran late.

because my meeting ran late.

MOM:
I texted your dad saying
that I couldn't go,

MOM:
I texted your dad saying
that I couldn't go,

so he should leave early
and pick you up.

so he should leave early
and pick you up.

Your texts must have gotten
lost in a sea of my texts.

Your texts must have gotten
lost in a sea of my texts.

Same with yours. Mine. Whatever.

Same with yours. Mine. Whatever.

Noodles?

Noodles?

It's okay, I'll serve myself.

It's okay, I'll serve myself.

Oh, you having problems
with your Black Box too?

Oh, you having problems
with your Black Box too?

Yeah.

[BOX BEEPS]

Yeah.

[BOX BEEPS]

No.

No.

Ugh.
I broke up with my boyfriend.

Ugh.
I broke up with my boyfriend.

He thinks he's so mature,
you know?

He thinks he's so mature,
you know?

He's not. He's a child.

He's not. He's a child.

He is living with his parents
and isn't he, like, 23?

He is living with his parents
and isn't he, like, 23?

No.

No.

[GLASS CLINKING]

[GLASS CLINKING]

What was that?

What was that?

[DISHES CLATTERING]

[DISHES CLATTERING]

It's probably the ice maker
making ice?

It's probably the ice maker
making ice?

I'll go check on it.

I'll go check on it.

[BLENDER WHIRRING]

[BLENDER WHIRRING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[FRIENDS BEEPING]

Whoa.

[FRIENDS BEEPING]

Whoa.

Did you guys come
from a gourmet planet?

Did you guys come
from a gourmet planet?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, guys.

Team leaders!

Team leaders!

Progress report.

Progress report.

Uh, I've implemented
some new procedurals

Uh, I've implemented
some new procedurals

that should maximize
our value potential.

that should maximize
our value potential.

Well, I have highlighted
our asset management

Well, I have highlighted
our asset management

and jump-started...

and jump-started...

our business paradigm.

our business paradigm.

One moment, please.

One moment, please.

Sounds like a load to me.

Sounds like a load to me.

Initiate termination procedure?

Initiate termination procedure?

Mm.

Mm.

Not yet.

Not yet.

I'll fire one of them
at the company costume ball.

I'll fire one of them
at the company costume ball.

That should be good
for company morale.

That should be good
for company morale.

Very well, then.
Keep up the good work, you two.

Very well, then.
Keep up the good work, you two.

We are gonna get fired.

We are gonna get fired.

Nice.

Nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Time to clean your room, sport.

Time to clean your room, sport.

Well, someone's looking
for a raise in their allowance.

Well, someone's looking
for a raise in their allowance.

[FRIENDS BEEPING]

[FRIENDS BEEPING]

Do you guys also clean...teeth?

Do you guys also clean...teeth?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Toby. Where are my keys?

Toby. Where are my keys?

I know you're hiding them,
you little alien.

I know you're hiding them,
you little alien.

BOY [ON PHONE]:
So maybe I do keep messing up,

BOY [ON PHONE]:
So maybe I do keep messing up,

and maybe it is all
my fault, but--

and maybe it is all
my fault, but--

No, no. I broke up with you,
so why are you calling me,

No, no. I broke up with you,
so why are you calling me,

Mr. I'm-23-And-I-Still-
Live-With-My-Mom?

Mr. I'm-23-And-I-Still-
Live-With-My-Mom?

Hey, I wish you would just
stop talking about my mom.

Hey, I wish you would just
stop talking about my mom.

Pretty.

Pretty.

and just go out
with me again, God.

and just go out
with me again, God.

Oh, okay, well,
I wish you'd grow up.

Oh, okay, well,
I wish you'd grow up.

How about--?

How about--?

Whoa, that's huge!

Whoa, that's huge!

My hand's huge!
My hand's huger than my foot!

My hand's huge!
My hand's huger than my foot!

I'm growing,
I'm growing!

I'm growing,
I'm growing!

Relax. Geez.

I'm getting so big that--

Relax. Geez.

I'm getting so big that--

[THUDS]

[THUDS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

You fixed all my teeth.

You fixed all my teeth.

How strong are you guys?

How strong are you guys?

I mean, if you really had
to be tough against a bully,

I mean, if you really had
to be tough against a bully,

because I might have a job
for you tomorrow at school.

because I might have a job
for you tomorrow at school.

I was hoping for something
a little more menacing.

I was hoping for something
a little more menacing.

I will show no mercy.

I will show no mercy.

[CRIES OUT]

[CRIES OUT]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

You're hired.

You're hired.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I have no time for you,

I have no time for you,

but now I'm having
to chase you down?

but now I'm having
to chase you down?

BOY [ON PHONE]:
Look, I don't feel so good.

BOY [ON PHONE]:
Look, I don't feel so good.

I'm in the hospital.

In the hospital?

I'm in the hospital.

In the hospital?

And it's all your fault.

And it's all your fault.

Oh, my fault?
How is it my fault?

Oh, my fault?
How is it my fault?

They're building me
a bigger room as we speak.

They're building me
a bigger room as we speak.

They're making a bigger room
for you? What are--?

They're making a bigger room
for you? What are--?

You see what happens?

Hello?

You see what happens?

Hello?

Oh, no! It's happening again!

Hello?

Oh, no! It's happening again!

Hello?

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTING]

[BEEPS OFF]

[BEEPS OFF]

Dad says I have
to give you a ride.

Dad says I have
to give you a ride.

It's okay.
I just feel like walking.

It's okay.
I just feel like walking.

You look different.
Did you bathe or something?

You look different.
Did you bathe or something?

No.

No.

Weirdo.

Weirdo.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I'll take it from here, guys.

I'll take it from here, guys.

Can't have anybody
seeing you...

Can't have anybody
seeing you...

yet.

yet.

There he is!

There he is!

Grab him!

Grab him!

How would you like your
braces up your nose?

How would you like your
braces up your nose?

Your braces.

Your braces.

Where are they?

Where are they?

Up my nose.

Up my nose.

I put a few candy bars
in the front pocket.

I put a few candy bars
in the front pocket.

My Black Box is set
to music mode

My Black Box is set
to music mode

in case you get hungry or bored.

in case you get hungry or bored.

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Imaginary friends?

Imaginary friends?

FRIEND:
Rock 'n' roll.

FRIEND:
Rock 'n' roll.

Heavy metal.

Heavy metal.

Not today.

Not today.

TEACHER:
Now, class,
we continue our experiments

TEACHER:
Now, class,
we continue our experiments

with combustible liquids,

with combustible liquids,

so everyone please
take your seats

so everyone please
take your seats

and make sure
to wear eye protection.

and make sure
to wear eye protection.

Now that we've isolated
our agents

Now that we've isolated
our agents

we can make a hypothesis
as to the outcome.

we can make a hypothesis
as to the outcome.

[METAL SONG PLAYING]

[METAL SONG PLAYING]

Toby, can we stifle our inner
High School Musical

Toby, can we stifle our inner
High School Musical

long enough to observe
this chemical reaction?

long enough to observe
this chemical reaction?

I have to get it exactly right.

I have to get it exactly right.

Once we introduce
the catalyst...

Once we introduce
the catalyst...

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Give it back.

Mine, mine, mine.

Give it back.

Mine, mine, mine.

Mine, mine, mine.

Mine, mine, mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Ow!

Ow!

Sorry.

Sorry.

You will be.

You will be.

Drop it!

Drop it!

Very perceptive, Toby.

Very perceptive, Toby.

We must be certain to use
the proper amount of catalyst.

We must be certain to use
the proper amount of catalyst.

In this case, one drop.

In this case, one drop.

That's it.

That's it.

You asked for it.

You asked for it.

Say hello to my little friends.

Say hello to my little friends.

Mr. Thompson,
perhaps a visit

Mr. Thompson,
perhaps a visit

to the principal's office
is in order

to the principal's office
is in order

followed by the school
psychologist!

followed by the school
psychologist!

[THUDDING, GRUNTING]

[THUDDING, GRUNTING]

ALL:
Break.

ALL:
Break.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

I think I broke a nail.

I think I broke a nail.

Me too.

Me too.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

I'm gonna squash you for this.

I'm gonna squash you for this.

I know.

I know.

So you don't know
who those little dudes were?

So you don't know
who those little dudes were?

I thought they were my friends.

I thought they were my friends.

He wished for friends.
We should abduct him.

He wished for friends.
We should abduct him.

He is not evolved enough
for an autopsy.

He is not evolved enough
for an autopsy.

He has friends all around.
He just doesn't know it yet.

He has friends all around.
He just doesn't know it yet.

TOE:
Well, my alien buddies

TOE:
Well, my alien buddies

didn't stick around.

didn't stick around.

I guess friends can't
be wished into existence.

I guess friends can't
be wished into existence.

You gotta work for them.

You gotta work for them.

Ha-ha.

Ha-ha.

Let's see you try it.

Let's see you try it.

I was right.

I was right.

You do like me.

You do like me.

Sometimes you gotta
have enemies

Sometimes you gotta
have enemies

to know who your friends are.

to know who your friends are.

Mm, toe jam.

Mm, toe jam.

And now that my space aliens
have disappeared,

And now that my space aliens
have disappeared,

I have at least one new friend:

I have at least one new friend:

Loogie.

Loogie.

In fact, he's really the one
to blame for all this.

In fact, he's really the one
to blame for all this.

So let's go all the way back
to the real beginning

So let's go all the way back
to the real beginning

with Loogie, his brothers,

with Loogie, his brothers,

and the storm
that started it all.

and the storm
that started it all.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[BEEPING ON TV]

[BEEPING ON TV]

I'm tired of video games
and I'm bored with TV.

I'm tired of video games
and I'm bored with TV.

Let's do something.

Let's do something.

LUG:
We've been through this before.

LUG:
We've been through this before.

There's nothing else to do.

There's nothing else to do.

Come play video games with us.
We need a third person.

Come play video games with us.
We need a third person.

Let's go on an outdoor
adventure.

Let's go on an outdoor
adventure.

There's a huge thunderstorm.
Look.

There's a huge thunderstorm.
Look.

MAN [ON TV]:
The biggest rainstorm
in Texas history.

MAN [ON TV]:
The biggest rainstorm
in Texas history.

Well, folks,
it looks like we're--

Well, folks,
it looks like we're--

That's strange.
It's raining everywhere else.

That's strange.
It's raining everywhere else.

What the--?

What the--?

Outside! Bring the treasure map!

Outside! Bring the treasure map!

LASER:
Wait a minute, guys.

LASER:
Wait a minute, guys.

What are we gonna do about Baby?

What are we gonna do about Baby?

[♪♪♪]

[BOX CLICKING]

[♪♪♪]

[BOX CLICKING]

It's in baby monitor mode.

It's in baby monitor mode.

If she wakes up,
I'll hear it on my Black Box

If she wakes up,
I'll hear it on my Black Box

and we'll come back
and give her a bottle.

and we'll come back
and give her a bottle.

I don't get it.
What happened to the storm?

I don't get it.
What happened to the storm?

Maybe it's global warming.

Maybe it's global warming.

This sucks.

This sucks.

Even my brain feels hot.

Even my brain feels hot.

I read once
that yawning cools the brain.

I read once
that yawning cools the brain.

LASER:
Well, just keep talking
and I'll start yawning for sure.

LASER:
Well, just keep talking
and I'll start yawning for sure.

Look at that!

Look at that!

You guys know what's at the end
of a rainbow, don't you?

You guys know what's at the end
of a rainbow, don't you?

LUG: Skittles?

No, a pot of gold!

LUG: Skittles?

No, a pot of gold!

Treasure!

Treasure!

LASER: Awesome!

LUG: Let's go!

LASER: Awesome!

LUG: Let's go!

Guys, look. It's the end
of the rainbow.

Guys, look. It's the end
of the rainbow.

No way.

No way.

Or the beginning of the rainbow.

Or the beginning of the rainbow.

What?

What?

LOOGIE:
This rock wasn't here before.

LOOGIE:
This rock wasn't here before.

What if the rain dropped
the rock from the sky

What if the rain dropped
the rock from the sky

and the sun comes out,
hits the rock,

and the sun comes out,
hits the rock,

creating this
prismatic separation

creating this
prismatic separation

of the light from the sun,

of the light from the sun,

thus causing a rainbow.

thus causing a rainbow.

Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt.

Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt.

Feels powerful.

Feels powerful.

What do you think it is?

What do you think it is?

I wish I knew.

I wish I knew.

It's a wishing rock.

It's a wishing rock.

How do you know?

How do you know?

It just told me.

It just told me.

Okay, then, wish for something.

Okay, then, wish for something.

I wish for a never-ending
supply of chocolate bars.

I wish for a never-ending
supply of chocolate bars.

Huh?

Huh?

Well, there's one.

Well, there's one.

And another and another.

And another and another.

And two more. And another.

And two more. And another.

Cool. A never-ending
pocketful of candy.

Cool. A never-ending
pocketful of candy.

Do you realize
what we have here?

Do you realize
what we have here?

Lots of chocolate.

No. This is--

Lots of chocolate.

No. This is--

Hey.

This is mine.

Hey.

This is mine.

It was my idea
to go on an adventure,

It was my idea
to go on an adventure,

so the wishing rock
belongs to me.

so the wishing rock
belongs to me.

Don't make any wishes, Loogie.

Don't make any wishes, Loogie.

We don't even know
the rules yet.

We don't even know
the rules yet.

I mean, that thing doesn't even
come with any instructions.

I mean, that thing doesn't even
come with any instructions.

Yeah, no strategy guide,
cheat codes, or nothing.

Yeah, no strategy guide,
cheat codes, or nothing.

I wish for the instructions.

I wish for the instructions.

LUG:
We can't read all that.

LUG:
We can't read all that.

I wish for the short version
of the instructions.

I wish for the short version
of the instructions.

What's it say?

What's it say?

Pfft. "Make a wish."

Pfft. "Make a wish."

Then I wish for a fortress.

Then I wish for a fortress.

With a canyon around it filled
with man-eating crocodiles

With a canyon around it filled
with man-eating crocodiles

and venomous snakes to protect
the Rainbow Rock from thieves.

and venomous snakes to protect
the Rainbow Rock from thieves.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

LASER:
How about putting an end
to global warming?

LASER:
How about putting an end
to global warming?

World hunger?

World hunger?

Wish for world peace.

Yeah.

Wish for world peace.

Yeah.

Let me finish
my canyon of doom first.

Let me finish
my canyon of doom first.

People would kill for this.

People would kill for this.

Not if there's world peace!

Not if there's world peace!

I was about to wish
for superpowers.

I was about to wish
for superpowers.

I think one of us
has to go get it.

I think one of us
has to go get it.

LUG:
Well, you wanted an adventure,
didn't you?

LUG:
Well, you wanted an adventure,
didn't you?

What'd you wish for again?

What'd you wish for again?

Snakes? Crocodiles?

Snakes? Crocodiles?

I think that's all.

I think that's all.

You don't like my canyon?

You don't like my canyon?

Does it need more doom?

Does it need more doom?

Hey, look. It's the rock.

Hey, look. It's the rock.

Finally.

Finally.

LASER:
Loogie.

LASER:
Loogie.

Almost got it.

No, it's almost got you.

Almost got it.

No, it's almost got you.

What?

What?

[CRIES OUT]

[CRIES OUT]

[ALL HISSING]

[ALL HISSING]

LOOGIE:
Run, Laser, run!

LOOGIE:
Run, Laser, run!

Remind me to wish
for something big!

Remind me to wish
for something big!

What for?

So I can smack you with it!

What for?

So I can smack you with it!

What do I do?

What do I do?

If it was a video game,
you'd go get the rock.

If it was a video game,
you'd go get the rock.

Good idea.

But it's not a video game.

Good idea.

But it's not a video game.

Loogie!

Loogie!

I wish the snakes
would disappear.

I wish the snakes
would disappear.

Did he chew?

Did he chew?

No, but he ate my homework.

No, but he ate my homework.

And I think I felt
him make a wish.

And I think I felt
him make a wish.

LASER:
What would a crocodile
possibly wish for?

LASER:
What would a crocodile
possibly wish for?

He's already strong, fast,

He's already strong, fast,

and he can run on all four legs.

[GROWLING]

and he can run on all four legs.

[GROWLING]

Guys, I think I know
what he wished for.

Guys, I think I know
what he wished for.

Run!

Run!

Oh, no! We'll never make it!

Yes, we will.

Oh, no! We'll never make it!

Yes, we will.

Guys, keep running.

Guys, keep running.

LUG:
Get us out of here.

LUG:
Get us out of here.

I wish something
would take us away.

I wish something
would take us away.

[CREATURE SCREECHES]

[CREATURE SCREECHES]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

LASER:
A pterodactyl?

LASER:
A pterodactyl?

Couldn't you have
been more specific?

Couldn't you have
been more specific?

Hey, I didn't know.

Hey, I didn't know.

You're always wishing
for wrong stuff.

You're always wishing
for wrong stuff.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Thanks a lot, Loogie.

Thanks a lot, Loogie.

At least we're safe up here.

At least we're safe up here.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

How did they climb
out of the canyon?

How did they climb
out of the canyon?

Holy peanut-butter cups.

Holy peanut-butter cups.

[BABY CRYING ON MONITOR]

[BABY CRYING ON MONITOR]

Great, now the baby's crying.

Great, now the baby's crying.

We gotta get back.
Wish us home.

We gotta get back.
Wish us home.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

If I wish for superpowers,
I could get them to fall off.

If I wish for superpowers,
I could get them to fall off.

Hurry it up,
whatever you do.

Hurry it up,
whatever you do.

I wish I had telephonesis.

I wish I had telephonesis.

[PHONE DINGS]

[PHONE DINGS]

BOTH:
"Telekinesis," you dummy!

BOTH:
"Telekinesis," you dummy!

I wish I had telekinesis.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[ALL CRYING OUT]

[ALL CRYING OUT]

Phew. Okay.

Phew. Okay.

You have a castle, telekinesis,
and a pterodactyl.

You have a castle, telekinesis,
and a pterodactyl.

Now what?

Now what?

I don't know.

I don't know.

[PTERODACTYL SCREECHES]

[PTERODACTYL SCREECHES]

Wish for a hat?

Wish for a hat?

Gotta think about
this more carefully.

Gotta think about
this more carefully.

I wish we could just go back
home and start over.

I wish we could just go back
home and start over.

It's too dangerous
to have around.

It's too dangerous
to have around.

We gotta keep it out
of the wrong hands.

We gotta keep it out
of the wrong hands.

Your hands are the wrong hands.

Your hands are the wrong hands.

Change your head back, Loogie.

Change your head back, Loogie.

This has certain advantages.

This has certain advantages.

What advantages?

[RINGING]

What advantages?

[RINGING]

Hello?

Hello?

All right.
I wish the phone was gone.

All right.
I wish the phone was gone.

Loogie, we need
to be smart about this.

Loogie, we need
to be smart about this.

Then that's the answer.

Then that's the answer.

Ready?

Yeah.

Ready?

Yeah.

I wish one of us
was super smart.

I wish one of us
was super smart.

VOICE:
It is I.

VOICE:
It is I.

My modes of transference
are beyond yours now.

My modes of transference
are beyond yours now.

I don't need words
to communicate.

I don't need words
to communicate.

Only thoughts.

Only thoughts.

You're hearing me
with your minds.

You're hearing me
with your minds.

You're right.

You're right.

I wish for a catapult.

I wish for a catapult.

Just think of all
the things we could do.

Just think of all
the things we could do.

Too risky.

Too risky.

We could--

Too dangerous.

We could--

Too dangerous.

How about--?

Too ridiculous.

How about--?

Too ridiculous.

Although, we did have ourselves

Although, we did have ourselves

quite the adventure there,
didn't we?

quite the adventure there,
didn't we?

We could take care
of that world peace problem.

We could take care
of that world peace problem.

Now you're talking.
Yeah.

Now you're talking.
Yeah.

BABY:
My calculations show
you would have

BABY:
My calculations show
you would have

figured out a way
to screw it up.

figured out a way
to screw it up.

Who, us?

Who, us?

Yes.

Yes.

TOE:
So maybe the baby was smart
to get rid of it,

TOE:
So maybe the baby was smart
to get rid of it,

but it didn't really matter,

but it didn't really matter,

because the rock
kept coming back.

because the rock
kept coming back.

Get me a rock!

Get me a rock!

Where's my rock?

Here.

Where's my rock?

Here.

I'm sorry.
I'm still not

I'm sorry.
I'm still not

getting the order
of this story correctly,

getting the order
of this story correctly,

so I'm gonna jump
on over to this short

so I'm gonna jump
on over to this short

with that weird kid
I was telling you about,

with that weird kid
I was telling you about,

a kid everyone calls "Nose."

a kid everyone calls "Nose."

Nose and I were
in school together.

Nose and I were
in school together.

We were almost friends

We were almost friends

until his father,
Dr. Noseworthy,

until his father,
Dr. Noseworthy,

the top scientist
for Black, Inc.

the top scientist
for Black, Inc.

started his top-secret
research involving germs.

started his top-secret
research involving germs.

Unfortunately, Dr. Noseworthy
was terrified of germs

Unfortunately, Dr. Noseworthy
was terrified of germs

and one day,
he simply flipped out.

and one day,
he simply flipped out.

So much so that
he and his son, Nose

So much so that
he and his son, Nose

wrapped their house in plastic

wrapped their house in plastic

and only came out
wearing full bio suits.

and only came out
wearing full bio suits.

And that's just how things
were: a little weird,

And that's just how things
were: a little weird,

but like everything else
in Black Falls...

but like everything else
in Black Falls...

about to get a little weirder.

about to get a little weirder.

VOICE [ON TAPE]:
Welcome to the Noseworthy home.

VOICE [ON TAPE]:
Welcome to the Noseworthy home.

You will be subjected
to decontamination process

You will be subjected
to decontamination process

before entering
our germ-free environment.

before entering
our germ-free environment.

You are now receiving
a series of ion blasts

You are now receiving
a series of ion blasts

to remove any contaminants
from the surface of your body.

to remove any contaminants
from the surface of your body.

Germs invade our bodies
to steal the energy we produce

Germs invade our bodies
to steal the energy we produce

leaving behind harmful toxins
that can cause runny noses,

leaving behind harmful toxins
that can cause runny noses,

fevers, headaches chicken pox,
measles, cavities,

fevers, headaches chicken pox,
measles, cavities,

diarrhea, necrotizing fasciitis

diarrhea, necrotizing fasciitis

and in some cases, death.

and in some cases, death.

The decontamination process
is now complete.

The decontamination process
is now complete.

You may enter.

You may enter.

And welcome.

And welcome.

They do not pay me
enough for this.

They do not pay me
enough for this.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Dad?

[CRIES OUT]

Dad?

[CRIES OUT]

Didn't I tell you?
Don't sneak up on me in here.

Didn't I tell you?
Don't sneak up on me in here.

Sorry, my tutor is here.

Sorry, my tutor is here.

I was just looking for your

I was just looking for your

scientific calculator.
Mine's broken.

scientific calculator.
Mine's broken.

Well, just use your Black Box.

Well, just use your Black Box.

Just choose the scientific
calculator function in the menu.

Just choose the scientific
calculator function in the menu.

It's next to the cheese grater.

It's next to the cheese grater.

Mine's dead. I just think
there's too many features.

Mine's dead. I just think
there's too many features.

Batteries won't hold a charge
for more than a few minutes.

Batteries won't hold a charge
for more than a few minutes.

Tell me something I don't know.

Tell me something I don't know.

But let me ask you something.

But let me ask you something.

Have you been keeping
yourself clean?

Have you been keeping
yourself clean?

[♪♪♪]

Huh?

[♪♪♪]

Huh?

Of course.

Oh, boy.

Of course.

Oh, boy.

If you could see what I can see.

If you could see what I can see.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

[GERMS SCREAMING]

[GERMS SCREAMING]

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, I can't have any more
interruptions today.

All right, I can't have any more
interruptions today.

I've got to readjust
the cell regulator.

I've got to readjust
the cell regulator.

I tried recalibrating
the mitochondrial synthesizer,

I tried recalibrating
the mitochondrial synthesizer,

but I just can't get it to live
in an extracellular environment.

but I just can't get it to live
in an extracellular environment.

And on top of it all--

And on top of it all--

What are you do--?

What are you do--?

How many times do
I have to tell you?

How many times do
I have to tell you?

Don't pick your nose.

Don't pick your nose.

It is completely unsanitary.

It is completely unsanitary.

If your nose is full

If your nose is full

you go into the bathroom
and you clean it out

you go into the bathroom
and you clean it out

with antiseptic wipes.

with antiseptic wipes.

But-- Booger.

But-- Booger.

Boogers are like fecal material.

Boogers are like fecal material.

Your body is trying
to get rid of it.

Your body is trying
to get rid of it.

It pushes it up, up, up, out,
and then pop.

It pushes it up, up, up, out,
and then pop.

But what do you do?
You put it back in your mouth.

But what do you do?
You put it back in your mouth.

Back into the system.

Back into the system.

And it has to start
all over again.

And it has to start
all over again.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Mankind has been evolving
too many millennia

Mankind has been evolving
too many millennia

for you to reingest--

for you to reingest--

Okay!

Okay!

Go wash your hands
with antibacterial soap.

Go wash your hands
with antibacterial soap.

And make sure you use the--

Antiseptic wipes?

And make sure you use the--

Antiseptic wipes?

Yes, the wipes. And--

Yes, the wipes. And--

I'm-- I'm gonna go take a nap.

I'm-- I'm gonna go take a nap.

Excuse you.
How can you be late to school

Excuse you.
How can you be late to school

when it's in your own house?

when it's in your own house?

I was getting my calculator.

I was getting my calculator.

What's that?

It's just some kind of rock.

What's that?

It's just some kind of rock.

You can have it if you want.
It's been decontaminated.

You can have it if you want.
It's been decontaminated.

Okay, well, today we're gonna
do fractional inconsistencies.

Okay, well, today we're gonna
do fractional inconsistencies.

What's it like out there today?

What's it like out there today?

STACEY:
Don't you look out the window?

STACEY:
Don't you look out the window?

I have security video screens,

I have security video screens,

but they don't really show
the color of the sky.

but they don't really show
the color of the sky.

Um, you know, you could
just go outside.

Um, you know, you could
just go outside.

I mean, a little fresh air
won't kill you.

I mean, a little fresh air
won't kill you.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

So-called fresh air
is loaded with pollutants.

So-called fresh air
is loaded with pollutants.

On top of that, you've got
the ozone washed in UV,

On top of that, you've got
the ozone washed in UV,

allergens and all kinds
of impurities.

allergens and all kinds
of impurities.

At least that's what Dad says.

At least that's what Dad says.

And I agree.

And I agree.

What's up with your dad?

What's up with your dad?

Stress. Something about
a mitochondrial relay.

Stress. Something about
a mitochondrial relay.

I just wish that his inventions

I just wish that his inventions

worked the way
they were supposed to.

worked the way
they were supposed to.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

What's he doing here?

What's he doing here?

[BEEPS] Nose!

[BEEPS] Nose!

You haven't come to visit
in almost a year.

You haven't come to visit
in almost a year.

I should break your arms.

I should break your arms.

But it looks like someone beat
me to it. What do you want?

But it looks like someone beat
me to it. What do you want?

I'm sorry about that, but I've
lost something very important

I'm sorry about that, but I've
lost something very important

and it looks like it came
in your direction.

and it looks like it came
in your direction.

It's not a good time.

It's not a good time.

It's a rock.

It's a rock.

It looks like a rainbow
and it's this big.

It looks like a rainbow
and it's this big.

How would I have it?
I never leave this place.

How would I have it?
I never leave this place.

Gotta go, bye.

Gotta go, bye.

Ugh. He's a virus.
Okay, back to work.

Ugh. He's a virus.
Okay, back to work.

I know he's your brother, but--

I know he's your brother, but--

Yeah, he's been
my personal parasite

Yeah, he's been
my personal parasite

since he wiggled
out of the womb.

since he wiggled
out of the womb.

What was that?

What was that?

Dad's breaking things
in the lab again.

Dad's breaking things
in the lab again.

Let me go check on him.

Let me go check on him.

Help me up.

Help me up.

What are you doing?
He said he didn't have it.

What are you doing?
He said he didn't have it.

Well, he must have been lying.

How can you tell?

Well, he must have been lying.

How can you tell?

Because his lips were moving.

Are you crazy?

Because his lips were moving.

Are you crazy?

We have to get that rock
or else nothing will

We have to get that rock
or else nothing will

ever be right again.

ever be right again.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[ALARM BEEPING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[ALARM BEEPING]

No, no, no, no, no.
You'll contaminate my house.

No, no, no, no, no.
You'll contaminate my house.

Dad?

Dad?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

What are contaminators
doing in my ho--?

What are contaminators
doing in my ho--?

You? You gave me this headache.

You? You gave me this headache.

You and that rock
almost ruined last night.

You and that rock
almost ruined last night.

Here. Wipe--
Wipe yourselves down right now.

Here. Wipe--
Wipe yourselves down right now.

Immediately. Turn around.

Immediately. Turn around.

Give me your foot.
Oh, look at that. Filthy.

Give me your foot.
Oh, look at that. Filthy.

Toby, what are you doing here?
You want me to lose my job?

Toby, what are you doing here?
You want me to lose my job?

Well, hello. I'm Loogie.

Well, hello. I'm Loogie.

There's something in there.

There's something in there.

What is that rock
doing in my house?

What is that rock
doing in my house?

Nose, give me that rock now.

Nose, give me that rock now.

No, no, no, out of the house.
Get it out of here.

No, no, no, out of the house.
Get it out of here.

Get it out, out, out. Move it.

Get it out, out, out. Move it.

That's the second time
that rock's been eaten.

That's the second time
that rock's been eaten.

What is that thing?

What is that thing?

My booger.

My booger.

You pulled that
out of your nose?

You pulled that
out of your nose?

Ew.

Ew.

I've told you a million times

I've told you a million times

not to pick your nose.

not to pick your nose.

See what happens?

See what happens?

Your invention works.
My wish came true.

Your invention works.
My wish came true.

It does, doesn't it?

It does, doesn't it?

But wait a minute.

But wait a minute.

It must have tripped
the chromosomal relay

It must have tripped
the chromosomal relay

on the cell regulator,
but that means

on the cell regulator,
but that means

it's gotta keep feeding
to stay intact.

it's gotta keep feeding
to stay intact.

NOSE:
So basically

NOSE:
So basically

all those years you told me
not to eat my boogers?

all those years you told me
not to eat my boogers?

Yes, now your booger
is trying to eat you.

Yes, now your booger
is trying to eat you.

Decontamination chamber! Run!

Decontamination chamber! Run!

TOE:
Wait! We gotta go back
for the rock!

TOE:
Wait! We gotta go back
for the rock!

LOOGIE:
Forget it,
we've lost this round.

LOOGIE:
Forget it,
we've lost this round.

Son, you get them out of here.

Son, you get them out of here.

I've gotta go back
for the cellular devolumizer.

I've gotta go back
for the cellular devolumizer.

NOSE:
One at a time.
One at a time.

NOSE:
One at a time.
One at a time.

Ladies first.

Ladies first.

VOICE:
You are now leaving the safe,

VOICE:
You are now leaving the safe,

sterile environment
of our home.

sterile environment
of our home.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Well, hello, again.

Well, hello, again.

You're next.

You're next.

I gotta get the rock!

I gotta get the rock!

LOOGIE:
Nose, help him.

LOOGIE:
Nose, help him.

Do something.
He's gonna die. Help Toe.

Do something.
He's gonna die. Help Toe.

Think, think, think.

Think, think, think.

Your booger's warm.

Your booger's warm.

If you eat my friend...

If you eat my friend...

I'll eat yours.

I'll eat yours.

Believe me, he will.

Believe me, he will.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Nose,
what are you waiting for?

Come on, Nose,
what are you waiting for?

I haven't been outside in years.
I'm afraid.

I haven't been outside in years.
I'm afraid.

BOTH:
Nose!

BOTH:
Nose!

I know, I know.
But I'm just not ready.

I know, I know.
But I'm just not ready.

Okay, now I'm ready!

Okay, now I'm ready!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Dad!

Dad!

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[CRIES OUT]

[CRIES OUT]

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

He's not breathing.

Breathe, Nose, breathe.

He's not breathing.

Breathe, Nose, breathe.

If a giant booger monster
couldn't kill you,

If a giant booger monster
couldn't kill you,

what's a breath
of fresh air gonna do?

what's a breath
of fresh air gonna do?

BOTH:
Breathe!

BOTH:
Breathe!

[COUGHS]

[COUGHS]

I can breathe! I did it!
Ha-ha.

I can breathe! I did it!
Ha-ha.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

It was nice seeing you, Nose.

It was nice seeing you, Nose.

TOE:
I promise I'll call you!

TOE:
I promise I'll call you!

Dad, can you believe it?

Dad, can you believe it?

No, I can't.

No, I can't.

This is gonna make
a great specimen.

This is gonna make
a great specimen.

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

I mean us.

I mean us.

We're outside. We're okay.

We're outside. We're okay.

You're right. I didn't explode.

You're right. I didn't explode.

Huh. I'm gonna have to rethink
my theory of instant exposure.

Huh. I'm gonna have to rethink
my theory of instant exposure.

But what do you have
to say about this?

But what do you have
to say about this?

Bad booger.

Bad booger.

Hey.

Hey.

I mean, no more picking
and from now on--

I mean, no more picking
and from now on--

BOTH:
Antiseptic wipes.

BOTH:
Antiseptic wipes.

Good.

Good.

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

TOE:
I got ahead of myself again,
but I just remembered

TOE:
I got ahead of myself again,
but I just remembered

how the rock changed
my mom and dad.

how the rock changed
my mom and dad.

Boy, did it ever.

Boy, did it ever.

[ELECTRONICS FIZZLING]

[ELECTRONICS FIZZLING]

Your parents are coming
to the costume party

Your parents are coming
to the costume party

at my dad's house tonight.

I know.

at my dad's house tonight.

I know.

You coming too?

You coming too?

No.

No.

Good.

Bye.

Good.

Bye.

HELVETICA [ON WEBCAM]:
Wait!

HELVETICA [ON WEBCAM]:
Wait!

You told them about me?

What would I tell them?

You told them about me?

What would I tell them?

Mom, Dad, there's a girl
at my school

Mom, Dad, there's a girl
at my school

who stuffs me in a trash can
every day.

who stuffs me in a trash can
every day.

You know, the one who
broke my arms.

You know, the one who
broke my arms.

Heh. That's funny.

Heh. That's funny.

Don't come over and don't
say anything about me.

Don't come over and don't
say anything about me.

I won't say anything about you.

I won't say anything about you.

[BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

[BOX BEEPS]

[BOX BEEPS]

Oh, you're texting me
hugs and kisses.

Oh, you're texting me
hugs and kisses.

Why don't you just kiss me?
We're in the same room together.

Why don't you just kiss me?
We're in the same room together.

Why are you texting me?

Why are you texting me?

What happened
to two people talking?

What happened
to two people talking?

Maybe this doesn't
apply to Team B,

Maybe this doesn't
apply to Team B,

but Team A lives
in a fast-paced, 24/7 world.

but Team A lives
in a fast-paced, 24/7 world.

These gadgets,
made by the company we work for,

These gadgets,
made by the company we work for,

are to keep us connected.

are to keep us connected.

But we're disconnected.
Don't you see?

But we're disconnected.
Don't you see?

It needs to work better.
Or we need to work better.

It needs to work better.
Or we need to work better.

We don't even know who
our son's girlfriend is.

We don't even know who
our son's girlfriend is.

So we just spy on him.

So we just spy on him.

That's a new feature I'm adding:
spy on your kids.

That's a new feature I'm adding:
spy on your kids.

I'll have an answer.

That's not a relationship.

I'll have an answer.

That's not a relationship.

You want me to put it away?

No, I didn't say that.

You want me to put it away?

No, I didn't say that.

I like my phone, e-mail,
text messages, movies,

I like my phone, e-mail,
text messages, movies,

music, ham radio.

music, ham radio.

It's the world at my fingertips.
I just--

It's the world at my fingertips.
I just--

[BOX DINGS]

[BOX DINGS]

It's just I've--
I've got mail.

It's just I've--
I've got mail.

[BOX DINGS]

[BOX DINGS]

[BOX RINGS]

[BOX RINGS]

Don't open that.

Don't get that.

Don't open that.

Don't get that.

[BOX DINGS]

[BOX RINGS]

[BOX DINGS]

[BOX RINGS]

I really have to take this.

I really have to get this.

I really have to take this.

I really have to get this.

See, you proved my point.

See, you proved my point.

I still think
we ought to be closer.

I still think
we ought to be closer.

[BOX BEEPING]

[BOX BEEPING]

TOE:
Mom?

TOE:
Mom?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Um, I was just--

Um, I was just--

I was just looking
for my compact.

I was just looking
for my compact.

What do you think?

What do you think?

Miss Communication.

Miss Communication.

Get it?

It fits.

Get it?

It fits.

We'll be home after bedtime.
Take it easy on your sister.

We'll be home after bedtime.
Take it easy on your sister.

You look stupid.

You look stupid.

So do you.

So do you.

What did I tell you two?
That's not how you treat people.

What did I tell you two?
That's not how you treat people.

Courtesy, consideration,
respect.

Courtesy, consideration,
respect.

You know it. Now do it.

You know it. Now do it.

BOTH:
Yes, Dad.

BOTH:
Yes, Dad.

[BOX RINGING]

Stop calling me!

[BOX RINGING]

Stop calling me!

I never call you.

I never call you.

Loogie?

Loogie?

I figured out where your flying
friends came from.

I figured out where your flying
friends came from.

It was a rock,
a rainbow-colored rock.

It was a rock,
a rainbow-colored rock.

You make a wish
and then it comes true.

You make a wish
and then it comes true.

You must have found it.
Where is it?

You must have found it.
Where is it?

Mom.

Mom.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm not your mom.

I'm not your mom.

STACEY:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

STACEY:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

but you growing is not
important, okay?

but you growing is not
important, okay?

I don't care how big
your feet are now.

I don't care how big
your feet are now.

Remember our honeymoon?

Remember our honeymoon?

I gotta take this call.

I gotta take this call.

If I can get this guy onboard,

If I can get this guy onboard,

I can make all our
wishes come true.

I can make all our
wishes come true.

Tulum.

Right.

Tulum.

Right.

We could go back there,
you know.

We could go back there,
you know.

There's no phones, no emails,
no text messaging, no Black Box.

There's no phones, no emails,
no text messaging, no Black Box.

It's just the two of us.

It's just the two of us.

We did yoga together.

We did yoga together.

We did yoga together.
We had bala--

We did yoga together.
We had bala--

Call dropped.
Stupid phone feature.

Call dropped.
Stupid phone feature.

Eh. He'll call back.

Eh. He'll call back.

A little help up here, pal.

A little help up here, pal.

I just wish we were closer.

I just wish we were closer.

Right.

Right.

[DOORBELL DINGS]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Really close.

Really close.

Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

What just happened?

What just happened?

We can't go in there like this!

Of course we can't!

We can't go in there like this!

Of course we can't!

How's Mr. Black gonna take me
seriously wearing your dress?

How's Mr. Black gonna take me
seriously wearing your dress?

Someone's coming!

Someone's coming!

Shh.

Shh.

Helvetica, someone just rang
the doorbell and ran off.

Helvetica, someone just rang
the doorbell and ran off.

Are you making enemies again?

Are you making enemies again?

Well, you see,
there's this boy--

Well, you see,
there's this boy--

If they come back,
let me handle it.

If they come back,
let me handle it.

Not you. Understood?

Not you. Understood?

Change us back.

I didn't do this.

Change us back.

I didn't do this.

You said you wanted
us to be closer

You said you wanted
us to be closer

and then, zap, we were.
Too close.

and then, zap, we were.
Too close.

Now, change us back.

Now, change us back.

I want us to be back
the way we were too.

I want us to be back
the way we were too.

You must have done
something wrong.

You must have done
something wrong.

Typical B-Team work.

Typical B-Team work.

Somebody's trying
to teach us a lesson.

Somebody's trying
to teach us a lesson.

About what, anatomy?

[BOX RINGING]

About what, anatomy?

[BOX RINGING]

That's me. That's my guy.
I can't--

That's me. That's my guy.
I can't--

Let it go to voicemail,
for crying out loud.

Let it go to voicemail,
for crying out loud.

I've been waiting all night.

I've been waiting all night.

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

What you looking for? Ow!

What you looking for? Ow!

What did you do that one for?

What did you do that one for?

I warned you to stay away,
Toe Thompson!

I warned you to stay away,
Toe Thompson!

My name is Toby.

Helvetica.

My name is Toby.

Helvetica.

Why all the shouting?

Why all the shouting?

Dad, this is Toe. I mean, Toby.

Dad, this is Toe. I mean, Toby.

He was just coming by to bring
me my math homework.

He was just coming by to bring
me my math homework.

Please accept my apologies,
young man.

Please accept my apologies,
young man.

My daughter has
the unfortunate habit

My daughter has
the unfortunate habit

of bringing
attention upon herself.

of bringing
attention upon herself.

Dad.

Hel.

Dad.

Hel.

Take him inside,
put some ice on his head.

Take him inside,
put some ice on his head.

We'll talk about this later.

We'll talk about this later.

Let's go, Hel.

Let's go, Hel.

[GRUNTS]

[PUNCHES]

[GRUNTS]

[PUNCHES]

Now, stay still.

Now, stay still.

[CRIES OUT]

[CRIES OUT]

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Came here to get my mom's purse.

Came here to get my mom's purse.

Thanks for the ice. Bye.

Thanks for the ice. Bye.

Wait. Don't go.

Wait. Don't go.

Let go of the wishing rock.

Let go of the wishing rock.

Wishing rock? How does it work?

Wishing rock? How does it work?

I said fishing rock.

I said fishing rock.

[CRIES OUT]

[CRIES OUT]

Heh-heh. Two points.

Heh-heh. Two points.

You stupid excuse for a brother.

You stupid excuse for a brother.

I wish you were
a stupid little dung beetle.

I wish you were
a stupid little dung beetle.

[MOM GASPS]

[MOM GASPS]

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

Wow.

Wow.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

We have to go get that rock.

We have to go get that rock.

And how are we gonna do that?

And how are we gonna do that?

[DOORBELL DINGS]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
excellent costume.

Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
excellent costume.

Pity we aren't giving
out prizes. Come in.

Pity we aren't giving
out prizes. Come in.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Aren't you on opposing teams?

Aren't you on opposing teams?

MOM:
Yes.

MOM:
Yes.

But I'm still his
better half, so...

But I'm still his
better half, so...

"Miscommunication."

"Miscommunication."

Our theme for the night.

Our theme for the night.

If you would please
join the others,

If you would please
join the others,

I'll be addressing
everyone shortly.

I'll be addressing
everyone shortly.

So far, so good.
Nobody's really noticed us.

So far, so good.
Nobody's really noticed us.

Just don't trip--

Just don't trip--

I'm gonna change you back.

I'm gonna change you back.

Just stay here so you don't get
squished and quit your whining.

Just stay here so you don't get
squished and quit your whining.

Give me my rock back.

Give me my rock back.

My brother's a bug.

My brother's a bug.

So, what's new?

So, what's new?

The rock's out there somewhere.

The rock's out there somewhere.

Stay here while I go get it.

Stay here while I go get it.

Nope. We go together.
Like Siamese twins.

Nope. We go together.
Like Siamese twins.

I'll need everyone's attention.

I'll need everyone's attention.

The fate of Version X
of the Black Box

The fate of Version X
of the Black Box

lies in the hands of two teams.

lies in the hands of two teams.

I made a promise to myself
and more importantly the world

I made a promise to myself
and more importantly the world

that I would never
release an upgrade

that I would never
release an upgrade

that didn't meet our
highest standards of "wow."

that didn't meet our
highest standards of "wow."

The winning team will
be showered with accolades

The winning team will
be showered with accolades

and the losers get a one-way
ticket to Canned City.

and the losers get a one-way
ticket to Canned City.

I'll need the representatives

That's us.

I'll need the representatives

That's us.

from Team A and Team B
to step up here now.

from Team A and Team B
to step up here now.

Can you stand
a little further apart?

Can you stand
a little further apart?

We can't very well fire
just one of you

We can't very well fire
just one of you

if you're standing
together as one.

if you're standing
together as one.

Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer, eh?

Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer, eh?

That's the honest go
for-the-throat

That's the honest go
for-the-throat

spirit I'm talking about.

spirit I'm talking about.

I wish each and every one of you

I wish each and every one of you

had that same
go-for-the-throat spirit.

had that same
go-for-the-throat spirit.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What's happening?

What's happening?

Have you all gone mad?

Have you all gone mad?

Ah, my back is going out.

No, your back is not going out.

Ah, my back is going out.

No, your back is not going out.

Thompson!
Do you know what's happening?

Thompson!
Do you know what's happening?

I believe Team A
has discovered

I believe Team A
has discovered

the solution
to the upgrade problem.

the solution
to the upgrade problem.

That's the solution
to our little problem, remember?

That's the solution
to our little problem, remember?

We've got the rock now, Dad.

We've got the rock now, Dad.

We can have anything we want.

We can have anything we want.

Just wish for it.

Just wish for it.

This is all your doing,
isn't it, young lady?

This is all your doing,
isn't it, young lady?

No, Dad, just listen.

We're here to talk about a box!

No, Dad, just listen.

We're here to talk about a box!

A Black Box,
not a round colorful rock.

A Black Box,
not a round colorful rock.

This box needs to be able
to do everything.

This box needs to be able
to do everything.

That's what this does.

That's what this does.

The last straw. Helvetica,

The last straw. Helvetica,

go to your room,
don't ever come out!

go to your room,
don't ever come out!

No! I wish you would just
listen to me for a change.

No! I wish you would just
listen to me for a change.

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

I wish these casts were off.

I wish these casts were off.

Not his, just mine.

Not his, just mine.

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

I wish for a rocket bike.

I wish for a rocket bike.

TOE:
I know what it's like
to feel no one's listening.

TOE:
I know what it's like
to feel no one's listening.

That no one's your friend,

That no one's your friend,

but Helvetica,

but Helvetica,

I'm your friend.

I'm your friend.

I don't need friends.

I don't need friends.

See you, stooges.

See you, stooges.

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

We're not riding that.

We're not riding that.

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

MOM:
See? Teamwork. Togetherness.

MOM:
See? Teamwork. Togetherness.

We're connecting.

We're connecting.

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

[BREAKS SCREECH]

[BREAKS SCREECH]

Would you look at that?

Would you look at that?

Turn left.

My left or your left?

Turn left.

My left or your left?

MOM:
It's the same thing, isn't it?

MOM:
It's the same thing, isn't it?

We are so not connected.

We are so not connected.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

I wish you were all
back to normal!

I wish you were all
back to normal!

Well, obviously someone
spiked the Kool-Aid.

Well, obviously someone
spiked the Kool-Aid.

[DOORBELL DINGING]

[DOORBELL DINGING]

You'll remember none
of this in the morning.

You'll remember none
of this in the morning.

Give me that rock back.

Give me that rock back.

Or I'll break every
other bone in your body.

Or I'll break every
other bone in your body.

You wish.

You wish.

Where is that funny
little stone of yours?

Where is that funny
little stone of yours?

That idiot threw it clear
over there somewhere.

That idiot threw it clear
over there somewhere.

Did he?

Did he?

Guess we're back
to our old separate selves.

Guess we're back
to our old separate selves.

We don't have to be.

We don't have to be.

That rock could have
gotten one of us--

That rock could have
gotten one of us--

We don't need the rock.

We don't need the rock.

We just have to go to Mr. Black
and tell him no competing teams.

We just have to go to Mr. Black
and tell him no competing teams.

We are not gonna work
against each other anymore.

We are not gonna work
against each other anymore.

Two heads are better than one.

Two heads are better than one.

Strike a balance?

Strike a balance?

Connected?

Connected?

Completely.

Completely.

[BOXES DING, RING]

[BOXES DING, RING]

BOTH:
Don't get that.

BOTH:
Don't get that.

[GIGGLES]

[GIGGLES]

BOTH:
I won't.

BOTH:
I won't.

[BOX DINGING]

[BOX DINGING]

TOE:
All right, you get the idea.

TOE:
All right, you get the idea.

They learned their lesson
and decided that from now on

They learned their lesson
and decided that from now on

they would truly
stand together.

they would truly
stand together.

They were gonna need
it where they were headed.

They were gonna need
it where they were headed.

We all were.

We all were.

BOTH:
Breathe!

BOTH:
Breathe!

[COUGHS]

[COUGHS]

It was--
It was nice seeing you, Nose.

It was--
It was nice seeing you, Nose.

TOE:
I promise I'll call you!

TOE:
I promise I'll call you!

Can't believe we got the rock.

Can't believe we got the rock.

I know.
What should we wish for first?

I know.
What should we wish for first?

First I wish these
casts were off.

First I wish these
casts were off.

The rock's potential
is bigger than us.

The rock's potential
is bigger than us.

We gotta be careful
and start by--

We gotta be careful
and start by--

[BOTH CRY OUT]

[BOTH CRY OUT]

Handing it over to me.

Handing it over to me.

Cole. I think we're gonna
need another trash can.

Cole. I think we're gonna
need another trash can.

It must be Christmas.

It must be Christmas.

Hey, she has a rock
just like ours.

Hey, she has a rock
just like ours.

That is ours, you dummy.

That is ours, you dummy.

Hey, guys.

HELVETICA: Look who it is.

Hey, guys.

HELVETICA: Look who it is.

Everybody's favorite
booger-eating germophobe.

Everybody's favorite
booger-eating germophobe.

What are you doing outside,
bubble boy?

What are you doing outside,
bubble boy?

Yeah.
What did you wish for, guts?

Yeah.
What did you wish for, guts?

No. He came out on his own.

No. He came out on his own.

He didn't need the rock.

He didn't need the rock.

Ew.

Ew.

That's right, I'm not afraid
of anything anymore.

That's right, I'm not afraid
of anything anymore.

Not even you, typeface.

Not even you, typeface.

[SIRENS BLARING]

[SIRENS BLARING]

[DOORS OPENING]

[DOORS OPENING]

Put the rock on the ground
and step away.

Put the rock on the ground
and step away.

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, what are you doing?

Grab the rock and make a wish.

Grab the rock and make a wish.

BLACK:
All for the best, Helvetica.

BLACK:
All for the best, Helvetica.

My wishes keep backfiring.
You do it.

My wishes keep backfiring.
You do it.

Get it! Helvetica!
Do whatever it takes!

Get it! Helvetica!
Do whatever it takes!

Thought you told me

not to be a bully.

Thought you told me

not to be a bully.

It's not bullying if you win.

It's not bullying if you win.

Oh, I hate being
told what to do.

Oh, I hate being
told what to do.

Should we follow them, sir?

Should we follow them, sir?

I know where they're going.

I know where they're going.

I wish-- I wish--

I wish-- I wish--

I wish I could fly!

I wish I could fly!

[CHIRPING]

[CHIRPING]

I got it.

I got it.

Where could he be?

Where could he be?

He'll be fine.

He'll be fine.

I'm sure he's just out
playing with his new friends.

I'm sure he's just out
playing with his new friends.

LASER: You'll never get it.

LOOGIE: It's my rock.

LASER: You'll never get it.

LOOGIE: It's my rock.

LASER: No, it's not.

LUG: Give it to me.

LASER: No, it's not.

LUG: Give it to me.

I wish for really long arms.

I wish for really long arms.

I wish to disappear.

I wish to disappear.

She's invisible.

She's invisible.

Get it. Run. Hurry up.

Get it. Run. Hurry up.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Reverse invisibility
and arms back to normal.

Reverse invisibility
and arms back to normal.

You know,
I always did like you, Laser.

You know,
I always did like you, Laser.

Really?

Really?

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Liked.

Liked.

Heh. Curbside delivery.

Heh. Curbside delivery.

Gather round.

Gather round.

You'll wanna hear this.

You'll wanna hear this.

You're all fired.

You're all fired.

This small stone
is the ultimate Black Box

This small stone
is the ultimate Black Box

the only upgrade
we'll ever need.

the only upgrade
we'll ever need.

Wait. Why even bother?
I could just forget

Wait. Why even bother?
I could just forget

about the business altogether

about the business altogether

and simply wish
for a giant pile of money.

and simply wish
for a giant pile of money.

[BLACK LAUGHING]

[BLACK LAUGHING]

You see, black becomes colorful,

You see, black becomes colorful,

square becomes round,
and you become obsolete.

square becomes round,
and you become obsolete.

I've got all I need right here.

I've got all I need right here.

But what about me, Dad?

But what about me, Dad?

Well, you, okay.
You can come too.

Well, you, okay.
You can come too.

And you too Cole.

And you too Cole.

Come on, Dad.
You must be joking.

Come on, Dad.
You must be joking.

My girl, I wish I were.

My girl, I wish I were.

Wish me down. I'm rehiring
you at double your salary.

Wish me down. I'm rehiring
you at double your salary.

I don't need your money,
Mr. Black.

I don't need your money,
Mr. Black.

I've got the rock.

I've got the rock.

The adults are gonna wreck
this place for sure.

The adults are gonna wreck
this place for sure.

We gotta stop them.

We gotta stop them.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Stay back! Stay back!

Stay back! Stay back!

I wish I were--

I wish I were--

An Oscar Mayer wiener!

An Oscar Mayer wiener!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

You!

You!

I'll give you $10
if you help me down.

I'll give you $10
if you help me down.

All right.

Gingerly.

All right.

Gingerly.

John?

John?

Hey. You got your wish.

Hey. You got your wish.

I'm all grown-up.

I'm all grown-up.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Well, hello, I'm Loogie.

Well, hello, I'm Loogie.

Also known as:

Also known as:

[IMITATES SPITTING]

[IMITATES SPITTING]

Enough.

Enough.

I wish that I were
the most powerful thing

I wish that I were
the most powerful thing

in the entire world.

in the entire world.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

We have to take turns
using the rock to stop it.

We have to take turns
using the rock to stop it.

Cole, he's our dad,
so you and me first.

Cole, he's our dad,
so you and me first.

What?

What?

HELVETICA:
He needs our help.
He's become drunk with power.

HELVETICA:
He needs our help.
He's become drunk with power.

I wish I were a giant wasp.

I wish I were a giant wasp.

Male stuffing!

Male stuffing!

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

I wish I was a giant...

I wish I was a giant...

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

HELVETICA:
Stuff, stuff, stuff.

HELVETICA:
Stuff, stuff, stuff.

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

♪ Helvetica Black ♪

Missed me. Missed me.

Missed me. Missed me.

I'll teach you to listen
to your Helvetica.

I'll teach you to listen
to your Helvetica.

Dung beetle?

Dung beetle?

All right, Dad, here I come.

All right, Dad, here I come.

BLACK:
How dare you attack your father?

BLACK:
How dare you attack your father?

You blinked!

You blinked!

Thirty-five hours,
15 minutes and 20 seconds

Thirty-five hours,
15 minutes and 20 seconds

and you blinked!

and you blinked!

You lose, loser.

You lose, loser.

We need backup.
I wish for my alien friends.

We need backup.
I wish for my alien friends.

I wish for my crocodile army.

I wish for my crocodile army.

Bill. There's a baby out there.

Bill. There's a baby out there.

BABY:

Stop.

BABY:

Stop.

You've made the rock angry.

What?

You've made the rock angry.

What?

It has given life
to your petty desires,

It has given life
to your petty desires,

but you continue
to break its laws.

but you continue
to break its laws.

Why are we listening to a baby?

Why are we listening to a baby?

In your greedy hands,

In your greedy hands,

it could mean
the end of the world,

it could mean
the end of the world,

even the end of the universe.

even the end of the universe.

What's wrong?

The rock grows weary.

What's wrong?

The rock grows weary.

It cannot sustain
this strain on its powers.

It cannot sustain
this strain on its powers.

Oh.

Oh.

We have to get rid of the rock
or it will destroy us all.

We have to get rid of the rock
or it will destroy us all.

How?

NOSEWORTHY: I've got it.

How?

NOSEWORTHY: I've got it.

It's something I've been working
on for the latest upgrade

It's something I've been working
on for the latest upgrade

to extend Black Box
battery life.

to extend Black Box
battery life.

Really?

Really?

It's germs.

It's germs.

ALL [GROANING]:
Germs?

ALL [GROANING]:
Germs?

Dip your hands in.

Dip your hands in.

WOMAN:
Oh, my gosh. It's warm.

WOMAN:
Oh, my gosh. It's warm.

It collects and magnifies
the energy from the mitochondria

It collects and magnifies
the energy from the mitochondria

in every cell in your body.

in every cell in your body.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Hold hands.

Hold hands.

ALL:
Ew.

ALL:
Ew.

NOSEWORTHY:
Our combined energy
will get rid of the rock,

NOSEWORTHY:
Our combined energy
will get rid of the rock,

but we must stand together

as one.

but we must stand together

as one.

We know we have
disrespected you.

We know we have
disrespected you.

Leave us now and we shall
pick up the pieces,

Leave us now and we shall
pick up the pieces,

learning from our mistakes.

learning from our mistakes.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ALL SCREAM]

[THUNDER CRASHES]

[♪♪♪]

[THUNDER CRASHES]

[♪♪♪]

I need a new diaper.

I need a new diaper.

Over there.

Over there.

The rainbow's end.

The rainbow's end.

Not the end. The beginning.

Not the end. The beginning.

For someone else to find.

For someone else to find.

Hopefully they'll use
it wiser than we did.

Hopefully they'll use
it wiser than we did.

Mr. Black, we just wanna say

Mr. Black, we just wanna say

both Team A and Team B
will help rebuild--

both Team A and Team B
will help rebuild--

MOM:
But not as separate entities.

MOM:
But not as separate entities.

The power is in all of us.

The power is in all of us.

And if we work together,
we can move mountains.

And if we work together,
we can move mountains.

Or really big rocks.

Or really big rocks.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Sweet muscles.

Sweet muscles.

That's not what
I had in mind.

That's not what
I had in mind.

Is this your special friend?

Is this your special friend?

I'm Helvetica.

I'm Helvetica.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So we're friends.

So we're friends.

Let's settle for
no longer enemies.

Let's settle for
no longer enemies.

TOE:
So that's pretty much
how that week went.

TOE:
So that's pretty much
how that week went.

I made some new friends,

I made some new friends,

Loogie and his brothers
got the adventure

Loogie and his brothers
got the adventure

of their young lives,

of their young lives,

and my parents
finally came together.

and my parents
finally came together.

For the first time, really.

For the first time, really.

Or at least that's
how they put it.

Or at least that's
how they put it.

Nose and his dad teamed up

Nose and his dad teamed up

and continued working
on experiments

and continued working
on experiments

on personal hygiene.

on personal hygiene.

Which I'm indebted to you for.

Which I'm indebted to you for.

My dad didn't make partner,

My dad didn't make partner,

but he and Mr. Black
became friends.

but he and Mr. Black
became friends.

Not best friends,
but good friends.

Not best friends,
but good friends.

Seeing as how they might
get to be family someday--

Seeing as how they might
get to be family someday--

HELVETICA:
Um, I didn't agree to that.

HELVETICA:
Um, I didn't agree to that.

TOE:
Oh, you will. Just wait.

TOE:
Oh, you will. Just wait.

The Black Box
was never perfected.

The Black Box
was never perfected.

In fact, Mr. Black initiated
a top-to-bottom redesign.

In fact, Mr. Black initiated
a top-to-bottom redesign.

He thought he should
do something to change

He thought he should
do something to change

the world for the better
so he went green,

the world for the better
so he went green,

but it could never do what
the Rainbow Rock could do.

but it could never do what
the Rainbow Rock could do.

And even if it could,
would we really want it?

And even if it could,
would we really want it?

Sometimes wishing
does make it so,

Sometimes wishing
does make it so,

but be sure you're wishing for
something worth wishing for.

but be sure you're wishing for
something worth wishing for.

TOE:
I wish we were
in a Hollywood movie.

TOE:
I wish we were
in a Hollywood movie.

HELVETICA:
Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

HELVETICA:
Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I wish I had telekinesis!

I wish I had telekinesis!

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

♪ Helvetica ♪

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[JIMMY BENNETT'S
"SUMMER NEVER ENDS" PLAYING]

[JIMMY BENNETT'S
"SUMMER NEVER ENDS" PLAYING]

♪ No snow, no rain
No hurt, no pain ♪

♪ No snow, no rain
No hurt, no pain ♪

♪ The choice is yours
To come with me ♪

♪ The choice is yours
To come with me ♪

♪ No work, no school
No worry, no rules ♪

♪ No work, no school
No worry, no rules ♪

♪ The choice is yours
To come with me ♪

♪ The choice is yours
To come with me ♪

♪ Warm winds and bright
White sand ♪

♪ Warm winds and bright
White sand ♪

♪ That's why summer
Never ends ♪

♪ That's why summer
Never ends ♪

♪ Summer never ends ♪

♪ Summer never ends ♪

♪ Summer days
And Saturday nights ♪

♪ Summer days
And Saturday nights ♪

♪ Crank the music
Hit the lights ♪

♪ Crank the music
Hit the lights ♪

♪ Hit the lights ♪

♪ Hit the lights ♪

TOE:
Hey, this song that's playing
right now is something I wrote.

TOE:
Hey, this song that's playing
right now is something I wrote.

I got my wish.

I got my wish.

♪ Show you around
'Cause I've been here ♪

♪ Show you around
'Cause I've been here ♪

♪ A million times before ♪

♪ A million times before ♪

♪ There's no rules
There's no schools anymore ♪

♪ There's no rules
There's no schools anymore ♪

♪ This is the land
Where you don't have ♪

♪ This is the land
Where you don't have ♪

♪ To worry at all ♪

♪ To worry at all ♪

♪ All I ask
From you, my girl ♪

♪ All I ask
From you, my girl ♪

♪ Is just hear my call ♪

♪ Is just hear my call ♪

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]