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- THANK YOU, OLD GUS,
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FOR BRIGHTENING OUR LIVES,
OUR HEARTS
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
OUR SHOES.
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[applause]
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- THIS TRULY IS A DAY
OF MIXED EMOTIONS FOR ME.
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I'M SAD THAT OLD GUS
IS LEAVING.
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BUT IT ALLOWS ME TO HELP ANDY
RESTART HIS LIFE
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AS PIONEER HALL'S
NEW SHOESHINE GUY.
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- WELL, I'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO YOUR BORING SPEECHES
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FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO LISTEN TO ONE OF MINE.
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YOU KNOW A DAY LIKE THIS
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MAKES A MAN REFLECT
UPON HIS LIFE.
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AND I'VE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION
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THAT I'VE COMPLETELY
WASTED MINE.
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AND JUST FOR THE RECORD,
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I NEVER EVER LIKED BEING CALLED
OLD GUS.
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I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT
WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S
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AND I SURE HATE IT NOW.
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SO GO TO HELL,
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
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SCREW PAWNEE AND SCREW
YOUR DAMN SHOES.
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AH!
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- OLD GUS IS CLASSIC.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- SO I PROPOSE THAT WE
CHANGE OUR NAME
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FROM THE SUBCOMMITTEE
FOR PIT BEAUTIFICATION
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TO THE SUBCOMMITTEE
FOR LOT BEAUTIFICATION.
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APRIL, STOP THAT.
WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?
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- YOU.
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- AWW.
SHE'S TEXTING ME.
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I'M SORRY YOU'RE BORED.
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- UH, HEY, EVERYONE.
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OH, HEY, ANN.
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UM, LESLIE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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- FINE. TOM YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
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KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.
KEEP THESE MINDS WORKING.
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- ABSOLUTELY, CHIEF.
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- OKAY, WOULD YOU RATHER
BE ABLE TO FLY
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OR SPEAK FLUENT FRENCH?
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DONNA, GO.
- FRENCH.
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- I DON'T WANNA FREAK YOU OUT,
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BUT ANOTHER DEPARTMENT
FILED A PLANNING CLAIM
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FOR LOT 48.
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- WHO?
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NO...
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- YEAH.
- DAMN IT!
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THE LIBRARY?
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PAWNEE'S LIBRARY DEPARTMENT
IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL,
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RUTHLESS BUNCH OF BUREAUCRATS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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THEY'RE LIKE A BIKER GANG.
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BUT INSTEAD OF SHOTGUNS
AND CRYSTAL METH
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THEY USE POLITICAL SAVVY.
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AND SHUSHING.
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- IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
IT'S NOT A DONE DEAL.
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- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THANKS FOR PULLING ME
OUT OF THERE.
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I NEED A GOOD PLAN, THOUGH.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T
WANT TO CAUSE A PANIC.
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NEWS FLASH, WE'RE SCREWED.
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WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM
WITH THE LIBRARY.
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- PUNK ASS BOOK JOCKEYS.
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- WAIT, WHY DO WE HATE
THE LIBRARY?
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- THE LIBRARY IS THE WORST
GROUP OF PEOPLE
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EVER ASSEMBLED IN HISTORY.
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THEY'RE MEAN,
CONNIVING, RUDE
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AND EXTREMELY WELL READ,
WHICH MAKES THEM VERY DANGEROUS.
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AND THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL
LOT 48 FOR A NEW BRANCH.
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all: WHAT?
- YEAH.
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- GET OUT OF HERE.
- YEAH.
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- ON 48?
- YEAH!
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- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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- I ACTUALLY THINK A LIBRARY
WOULD BE NICE
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THAT CLOSE TO MY HOUSE.
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BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO SAY THAT
IN THERE.
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- A NEW BRANCH?
- YES!
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- OH, I HATE THEM.
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- OKAY, WE NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
WITH SOMEONE THERE.
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANYBODY
THAT WORKS AT THE LIBRARY?
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- UH, WELL, WE ACTUALLY
KIND OF DO.
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THE NEW DEPUTY DIRECTOR
OF THE DEPARTMENT
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IS TAMMY SWANSON.
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- RON'S EX-WIFE?
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THAT'S TERRIFIC.
OR IS THAT AWFUL?
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I MEAN, HE HATES HER,
BUT HE KNOWS HER.
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EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
OR IS IT JUST THE SAME?
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- LESLIE, YOU'RE THINKING
OUT LOUD AGAIN.
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- AM I?
I AM.
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- OF COURSE, THAT BITCH
OF AN EX-WIFE
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IS WORKING FOR
THE LIBRARY NOW.
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THAT IS PERFECT.
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THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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WORKING AT THE WORST PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
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- I HAVE TO GO TALK TO HER.
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AND YOU GOTTA GIVE ME
SOMETHING I CAN USE.
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DOES SHE HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES?
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- NO.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
EVERYBODY HAS A WEAKNESS.
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-NOT MACHINES.
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I HONESTLY BELIEVE
THAT SHE WAS PROGRAMMED
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BY SOMEONE FROM THE FUTURE
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TO COME BACK AND DESTROY
ALL HAPPINESS.
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- I SEE.
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JUST, I KNEW THAT YOU HAD
TWO EX-WIVES NAMED TAMMY.
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SO I WAS HOPING THAT
THERE WAS ONE
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THAT YOU GOT ALONG WITH.
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- NO.
I HATE 'EM BOTH.
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ON MY DEATH BED,
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MY FINAL WISH IS TO HAVE
MY EX-WIVES RUSHED TO MY SIDE
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SO I CAN USE MY DYING BREATH
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TO TELL THEM BOTH TO GO TO HELL
ONE LAST TIME.
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WOULD I GET MARRIED AGAIN?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
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IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE,
WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING?
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- I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD
TO A THOUGHTFUL DEBATE
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WITH TAMMY ABOUT
THE RELATIVE MERITS
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OF PARKS VERSUS LIBRARIES.
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AND IN CASE SOMETHING BAD
GOES DOWN,
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I WORE MY SHARPEST RINGS.
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THIS ONE WILL TEAR YOU UP.
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HELLO.
HI.
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I'M LESLIE KNOPE.
I CALLED A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
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- YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE
SHOWING YOUR FACE HERE.
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- EXCUSE ME?
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- YOU HAVE OVERDUE BOOK FEES
TOTALING $3.00 MISSY.
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- THAT IS SO TYPICAL.
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I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D USE
A LOW-BLOW,
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DIRTY POOL, B.S. MOVE
LIKE THAT.
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THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY HATES
THE LIBRARY.
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HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT,
HERE'S YOUR $3.00.
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AND I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL.
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- LESLIE, LESLIE, LESLIE,
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
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MY GOSH.
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I MEAN, YOU DID HAVE $3.00
WORTH OF FINES,
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BUT I CLEARED THEM.
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WE GOVERNMENT GALS
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HAVE TO WATCH
EACH OTHER'S BACKS, RIGHT?
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- I KNOW THIS IS A TRAP.
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW.
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- OKAY.
DID YOU TALK TO RON?
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UM, RON TENDS TO EXAGGERATE
WHEN IT COMES TO ME.
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I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE
CLOVEN FEET.
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PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
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-SHINE, SHINE,
SHINE YOUR SHOES?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, SIR?
MA'AM, SHOESHINE?
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I WON'T LOOK UP YOUR SKIRT.
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- ANN, WHOA.
OH, MY GOSH--CRAZY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S ME, IT'S ANDY.
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- HI, ANDY.
- SO, ANN, HOW YOU BEEN?
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- GOOD.
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YEAH, LESLIE TOLD ME
YOU WERE WORKING HERE NOW.
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- YEAH, JUST JOINING
THE RAT RACE.
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CHASING THE CHEESE.
RACING THE RATS.
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TRYING TO GET THE CHEESE.
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ENOUGH TECHNICAL BUSINESS TALK.
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YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
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- NOT A LOT OF CUSTOMERS,
HUH?
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- YEAH, BUSINESS
IS A LITTLE SLOW.
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IT IS DEFINITELY DUE TO
THE ECONOMY.
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UM, I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT
OF PEOPLE SAY THAT A LOT
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ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF.
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WHOA, MARK!
YOU WANT THOSE SHOES SHINED?
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I'LL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT BECAUSE
YOU'RE A FRIEND OF ANN'S.
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- WELL, I'M MORE THAN
A FRIEND OF ANN'S.
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- OH, NOT FOR LONG.
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- I'M SORRY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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AT LEAST HE FINALLY HAS
A REAL JOB.
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WHEN WE WERE DATING
THE ONLY JOB HE HAD
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WAS SENDING AUDITION TAPES
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TO SURVIVOR
AND DEAL OR NO DEAL.
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- HI, MY NAME IS ANDY DWYER,
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AND I WOULD BE A PERFECT
CONTESTANT FOR DEAL OR NO DEAL.
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- I WANT IT TO BE
A PERFECT PARK,
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WITH A STATE-OF-THE-ART
SWING SET
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AND BASKETBALL COURTS.
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AND OFF TO THE SIDE
A LOVELY SITTING AREA
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FOR KIDS WITH ASTHMA TO WATCH
OTHER KIDS PLAY.
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WOW, IF I'D HAD A PARK
LIKE THAT
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WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
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I PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE GONE THROUGH
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SUCH A PROLONGED
MALL SLUT PHASE.
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- WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S
THE GOAL, TAMMY.
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- LISTEN, YOU GUYS
GOT THERE FIRST.
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I'M GONNA WITHDRAW MY REQUEST
FOR THE LOT
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AS A PROFESSIONAL COURTESY
TO YOU.
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GOVERNMENT GALS, RIGHT?
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- GOVERNMENT GALS.
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- SO YOU TALKED TO TAMMY.
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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO STARE
INTO THE EYE
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OF SATAN'S BUTT HOLE?
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- SHE'S CHANGED, RON.
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SHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON.
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I JUST--I THINK
IT WOULD BE HEALTHY
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FOR YOU TO GET A SENSE
OF CLOSURE.
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LOOK AT MARK AND ME.
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WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
WE TALKED ABOUT IT.
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WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
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- YOU SLEPT WITH BRENDANAWICZ?
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- NO!
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- LOOK, TAMMY AND I
DON'T WORK.
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WE ARE OIL AND WATER.
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OR OIL AND TNT AND C-4
AND A DETONATOR
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AND A BUTANE TORCH.
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NOTHING GOOD WILL COME...
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WAIT...
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SHE'S HERE, ISN'T SHE?
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- HI, RON.
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- TAMMY.
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- GOOD.
GOOD START.
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- I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS,
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BUT I JUST REALLY
WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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COULDN'T WE GO HAVE
A CUP OF COFFEE?
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- LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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- THANKS, RON.
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IT MEANS A LOT.
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YOU'RE A MIRACLE WORKER.
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- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU JUST DID?
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- YES, DONNA.
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I GOT TWO PEOPLE TO PUT ASIDE
YEARS OF HOSTILITY
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AND OPEN A DOOR TO
THE POSSIBILITY OF FRIENDSHIP.
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- YOU WERE NOT HERE WHEN
RON AND TAMMY GOT DIVORCED.
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I WAS.
THOSE TWO ARE CRAZY.
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- YEAH, AND YOU
JUST OPENED THE GATES.
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TO CRAZY TOWN.
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- FRANKLY, I THINK RON
WAS ACTING LIKE A BABY.
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A LITTLE BIT.
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I MEAN, WHAT IS HE AFRAID OF?
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TAMMY'S JUST A WOMAN.
A NICE WOMAN.
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YOU KNOW,
SHE'S NOT A MURDERER.
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SHE'S NOT A DRAGON.
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- IT'S REALLY GOOD
TO SEE YOU, RON.
230
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,028
- YOU'VE AGED HORRIBLY.
231
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,599
- YOU SON OF A BITCH.
232
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,100
- THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
- OH, MY GOD!
233
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,635
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
234
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,203
NOTHING'S CHANGED, HAS IT?
235
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,871
WHO SET THE BED ON FIRE?
- EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.
236
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,173
- I DID, OKAY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?
237
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,175
[overlapping chatter]
- PLEASE.
238
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,644
PLEASE.
239
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,880
- WHEN YOU MEDDLE IN
SOMEONE'S PERSONAL LIFE
240
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:10,117
IT'S JUST SO REWARDING.
241
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,023
- OH, GOD!
YEAH!
242
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,259
OH GOD, YEAH!
243
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,694
OH, GOD!
244
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,963
OH, YES, BABY!
GUN IT!
245
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,898
USUAL PLACE?
246
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,967
[laughing]
247
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,975
[laughing]
248
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,280
- * HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL
249
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,050
* READS THE CARD OF A MAN
250
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,153
* A KNIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR
IN A SAVAGE LAND *
251
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,387
GOOD MORNING, JERRY.
252
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,057
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL
SWEATER VEST.
253
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,224
APRIL!
254
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,260
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE $20.00.
255
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,928
AM I RIGHT?
- WHY?
256
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,230
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE A KID
AND KIDS ALWAYS NEED MONEY.
257
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,932
- I NEED MONEY.
- HA!
258
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,934
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, TOM.
259
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,235
- WHEN TIGER WOODS
FEELS INVINCIBLE
260
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,337
HE WEARS A RED SHIRT
AND BLACK PANTS.
261
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,039
- GOOD MORNING, DEPUTY.
262
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,208
- RON WEARS THE SAME THING
AFTER HE'S HAD SEX.
263
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,277
- I'M A SIMPLE MAN.
264
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,378
I LIKE PRETTY,
DARK-HAIRED WOMEN
265
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,813
AND BREAKFAST FOOD.
266
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,014
BUT THIS STOCK PHOTO
267
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,650
I BOUGHT AT A FRAMING STORE
ISN'T REAL.
268
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,752
TODAY I GOT THE REAL THING.
269
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:22,823
A NAKED TAMMY MADE ME
BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
270
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,893
I SHOULD'VE TAKEN
A PICTURE OF IT.
271
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,127
- HEY, TOM.
272
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,361
- WHAT'S UP?
273
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,164
- MY GIRLFRIEND'S EX IS WORKING
100 FEET AWAY FROM MY DESK.
274
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,001
AND HE'S BEEN PRETTY CLEAR
ABOUT WANTING HER BACK.
275
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,903
WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT?
276
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,170
- HMM.
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
277
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,239
- YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HER
AND TELL HER TO GO OUT WITH ME.
278
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,674
- THAT'S GOOD.
CAN I ASK YOU ANOTHER QUESTION?
279
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,243
WHY DID I COME TO YOU
FOR ADVICE?
280
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,177
- YEAH, OKAY.
281
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,946
I THINK YOU SHOULD
PLAY THIS ONE COOL, MAN.
282
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,748
BE THE GROWN-UP.
TAKE THE HIGH ROAD.
283
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,883
- YEAH.
- ANN'S A CLASSY CHICK.
284
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,151
IF YOU GET DOWN IN THE MUD,
285
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,352
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOSE
HER RESPECT.
286
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,954
- UH...
287
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,256
YOU'VE JUST MADE A SURPRISING
AMOUNT OF SENSE, TOM.
288
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,357
THANK YOU.
289
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,259
- I'VE NEVER TAKEN
THE HIGH ROAD.
290
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,094
BUT I TELL OTHER PEOPLE TO.
291
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:05,365
'CAUSE THEN THERE'S MORE ROOM
FOR ME ON THE LOW ROAD.
292
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,969
- SO HOW DID YOUR COFFEE
WITH TAMMY GO?
293
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,404
- LESLIE, I CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH
294
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,340
FOR STICKING YOUR NOSE
WHERE IT DIDN'T BELONG.
295
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,407
- I KNEW IT.
296
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,176
SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS
TALK ABOUT?
297
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,912
OLD TIMES?
I LOVE TALKING ABOUT OLD TIMES.
298
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,113
NEW TIMES ARE GREAT TOO.
299
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,314
BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING
ABOUT OLD TIMES.
300
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,250
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- WE DIDN'T TALK.
301
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,752
WE MADE LOVE.
302
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,787
- OH, MY, MMM...
303
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,256
GOOD.
OH, WELL, SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
304
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,024
I'M JUST HAPPY--
- IT WAS SO INTENSE.
305
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:34,161
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE MY FLESH
STOPPED AND HERS BEGAN.
306
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,763
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
307
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,297
- YEAH.
308
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,099
- OUR MARRIAGE WAS ALWAYS
A COMPLETE DISASTER,
309
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:43,436
BUT WE DID HAVE THAT,
THE TWO OF US.
310
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,205
IT'S LIKE DOING PEYOTE
311
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,274
AND SNEEZING SLOWLY
FOR SIX HOURS.
312
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,809
- THIS SEEMS
LIKE A PRIVATE MATTER.
313
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:49,877
BUT I'M JUST SO--
314
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,179
- THAT WOMAN REALLY KNOWS
HER WAY AROUND A PENIS.
315
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,147
- [sighing] OKAY.
316
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,216
WELL, I'M HAPPY
THAT IT WENT WELL
317
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,185
AND THAT YOU ENJOYED
YOUR COFFEE.
318
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,353
I TRULY BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE
319
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,055
SHOULD BE FRIENDS
WITH THEIR EXES.
320
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,225
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY
OF MY EXES' WEDDINGS
321
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,227
I'VE BEEN TO.
322
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,832
[cackling]
323
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,935
- THEY'RE READING
THEIR OLD DIVORCE PAPERS.
324
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,770
- THREE FISTFULS OF HAIR?
325
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,806
THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE.
326
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,342
- WELL, I'M TOO CLASSY
TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, DONNA.
327
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,144
SO I WROTE IT
ON A POST IT.
328
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,883
- LESLIE.
329
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,353
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
330
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,824
I MEAN YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME
WORRYING ABOUT THIS PARK.
331
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:40,127
BUT REALLY, WHO CARES?
332
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,429
- I CARE.
I CARE A LOT.
333
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,264
IT'S KINDA MY THING.
REMEMBER?
334
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,133
- BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY
WHAT DOES IT MATTER
335
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,202
IF THE LOT BECOMES A PARK
OR A MUSEUM
336
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,372
OR A MEGA CHURCH?
337
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,406
OR A LIBRARY.
338
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,542
- NOBODY SAID LIBRARY.
339
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,246
- RON, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
TO TAMMY ABOUT THE LOT?
340
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,849
- NO.
341
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,251
I SWEAR ON A GRAVE.
342
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,286
- OH, MY GOD!
RON!
343
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,487
TELL ME THE TRUTH.
344
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,289
ARE YOU GIVING HER THE LOT?
345
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,491
- NOT GIVING.
346
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,526
WE HAVE DISCUSSED A TRADE.
347
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,928
- FOR WHAT?
348
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,229
- [muttering]
349
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,330
- EXCUSE ME.
350
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,000
- MORE SEX.
351
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,936
- OH, GOD!
352
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,238
TAMMY, CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU
FOR A SECOND?
353
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,007
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
354
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,108
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT RON.
355
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,011
YOU'RE JUST USING HIM TO GET
LOT 48 FOR YOUR LIBRARY.
356
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:34,347
- LESLIE, THAT'S CRAZY.
AND CORRECT.
357
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,949
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
358
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,886
- LES, THERE ARE TWO KINDS
OF WOMEN IN THIS WORLD.
359
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,188
THERE ARE WOMEN
WHO WORK HARD
360
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,323
AND STRESS OUT ABOUT DOING
THE RIGHT THING
361
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,258
AND THEN THERE ARE WOMEN
WHO ARE COOL.
362
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,261
YOU COULD EITHER BE
A CLEOPATRA
363
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,331
OR YOU COULD BE AN
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
364
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,934
I'D RATHER BE CLEOPATRA.
365
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,568
- WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC WOULD
WANNA BE CLEOPATRA
366
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,338
OVER ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?
367
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,640
- HAVEN'T YOU EVER MESSED
WITH A MAN'S HEAD
368
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,111
JUST TO SEE WHAT YOU COULD
GET HIM TO DO FOR YOU?
369
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,879
WE DO IT ALL THE TIME
IN THE LIBRARY DEPARTMENT.
370
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,981
YOU SHOULD COME
JOIN US SOMETIME.
371
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,317
- I WOULD NEVER WORK
AT THE LIBRARY DEPARTMENT.
372
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,185
I'M GONNA TELL RON
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
373
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,320
AND THIS LITTLE GAME THAT
YOU'RE PLAYING
374
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,321
IS GONNA BE OVER.
375
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,455
- OKIE DOKE.
376
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,224
- YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN.
377
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,226
WE'RE NO LONGER
GOVERNMENT GALS.
378
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,294
LOOK, WE NEED TO TALK.
379
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,130
RON, NO.
380
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,432
THE PLANNING DEPARTMENT
REPRIORITIZATION DOCUMENT?
381
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,234
- CALM DOWN.
I HAVEN'T SIGNED IT YET.
382
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,301
- YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO.
383
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,569
BECAUSE TAMMY WANTS YOU TO
384
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,271
AND YOU DO EVERYTHING
THAT SHE WANTS.
385
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,240
- SHE MADE SOME REALLY GOOD
POINTS ABOUT LIBRARIES.
386
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,142
- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING
TO YOURSELF?
387
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,910
YOU'RE DEFENDING
THE LIBRARY NOW?
388
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,511
RON, THE LIBRARY.
389
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,281
OF ALL THE HORRIFYING,
MISERABLE THINGS IN THE WORLD.
390
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,050
- SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIBRARIES.
391
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,251
- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
392
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,585
SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIBRARIES.
393
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,620
RON, SHE'S IN YOUR HEAD.
394
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,923
YOU SAID THAT SHE WAS
A MANIPULATIVE MONSTER
395
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,991
AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
396
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,126
- NO, NO.
TAMMY'S CHANGED.
397
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,496
- LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TELL ME THAT SHE'S CHANGED.
398
00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:00,367
LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
399
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,036
- I'M SO SCREWED NOW.
400
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,938
HER HOOKS ARE IN MY BRAIN.
- YEP.
401
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:08,641
SHE HAS ALL THE POWER
AND I HAVE NOTHING.
402
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,377
I'M SO LITTLE.
403
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,190
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST BREAK UP
WITH HER?
404
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,293
- I DON'T THINK I CAN.
405
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,995
WE WOULD JUST END UP NAKED.
406
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,597
AND I'D GIVE HER YOUR LOT
AND MY HOUSE
407
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,664
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
408
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,201
I HAVE NO CONTROL
OVER MY ACTIONS.
409
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,735
IT'S LIKE SHE'S CRAWLED UP
INSIDE ME--
410
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,370
- OH, GOD, RON.
411
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,672
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR DISGUSTING SEX ANYMORE.
412
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,641
OKAY, NOW SACK UP.
413
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,412
YOU ARE RON FREAKIN' SWANSON!
414
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,180
- NOT AROUND HER I'M NOT.
415
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:50,083
IT TOOK YEARS OF INTENSE,
FOCUSED HATRED
416
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,351
TO GET OVER HER.
417
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,521
AND NOW I'VE UNDONE
ALL THAT GREAT WORK.
418
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,490
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME
BREAK UP WITH HER.
419
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,726
- I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
GET INVOLVED IN THIS.
420
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,362
- OH, NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET INVOLVED?
421
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,663
"IT'S JUST COFFEE, RON."
422
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,598
"SHE'S CHANGED, RON."
423
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,268
"I LET MARK NAIL ME
AND WE'RE STILL FRIENDS."
424
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,270
- OKAY, I NEVER--I WOULD NEVER
USE THOSE WORDS.
425
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,772
I NEVER SAID--POINT TAKEN.
426
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,376
LET'S GO DUMP YOUR EX.
427
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,678
- THANK YOU.
428
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,413
- SO WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN THE ROOM
429
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,614
WHEN I TELL HER IT'S OVER
430
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,749
OR WOULD YOU RATHER
WAIT OUTSIDE?
431
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,184
- IN THE ROOM.
432
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,519
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
I'M A WIMP.
433
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,687
- HERE ARE THE GROUND RULES.
DON'T TALK TO HER.
434
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,622
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
WITH HER.
435
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,358
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
SHE SAYS.
436
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,093
JUST SIT THERE
LIKE A POTTED PLANT.
437
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,362
CAN YOU DO THAT?
438
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,563
COME ON.
439
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,566
- DO YOU HAVE ANY TOM--
- MARK!
440
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,035
- HEY.
- HEY! DONNA.
441
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,436
- SO HOW'S
THE SHOESHINE GAME?
442
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,604
- I'M ON A BREAK.
443
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:48,708
ONE OF THE MANY ADVANTAGES
OF OWNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
444
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,711
- YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT
YOUR SITUATION, RIGHT?
445
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,314
- YEAH.
LISTEN, DONNA.
446
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,615
- YES.
- QUICK QUESTION.
447
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,218
ANN IS TRYING TO DECIDE
BETWEEN MARK AND MYSELF.
448
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,219
- NO, SHE'S NOT, ACTUALLY.
449
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,553
- IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE,
WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
450
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,655
RIGHT NOW, ON THE SPOT.
- I'M NOT SURE.
451
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,523
WHY DON'T YOU SPIN AROUND
FOR ME.
452
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,126
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
CAN WE TALK PRIVATELY?
453
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,061
- SURE.
- JUST OUT HERE.
454
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,766
- MMM, ANDY.
455
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,269
- SO, TAMMY, FOR THAT
AND MANY OTHER REASONS
456
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,671
RON HAS DECIDED TO END
THIS RELATIONSHIP.
457
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,544
- WAIT A MINUTE.
458
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,678
RON BROUGHT YOU HERE
459
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,215
TO BREAK UP WITH ME
FOR HIM?
460
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,717
- SHE VOLUNTEERED.
461
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,652
- LESLIE,
462
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,122
RON DOESN'T WANT TO BREAK UP
WITH ME.
463
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:41,228
WHAT RON WANTS TO DO
IS LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW.
464
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,197
GO TO THE SLEAZIEST MOTEL
IN TOWN
465
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,601
AND WRAP HIMSELF AROUND ME
LIKE A COILED SNAKE.
466
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,636
- NO, HE DOESN'T.
467
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,104
- I'M PRETTY SURE HE DOES.
468
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,606
- [groaning]
469
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,276
- SEE? HE'S COMPLETELY
OVER YOU.
470
00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,147
- LOOK, I UNDERSTAND THAT
THIS ANN SITUATION
471
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,448
IS AWKWARD.
472
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,484
BUT I LIKE YOU A LOT
AS A DUDE.
473
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,387
AND I JUST HOPE THAT THERE IS
SOME WAY THAT WE CAN BOTH BE
474
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,756
MATURE AND MAYBE BE FRIENDS.
475
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,824
- YEAH, I DOUBT IT.
476
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,427
I MEAN, I THINK
YOU'RE A COOL DUDE TOO.
477
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,363
I LIKE YOU AS WELL.
478
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,831
BUT I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH ANN.
479
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:23,303
I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE
UPFRONT ABOUT THAT.
480
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,805
- IS PUNCHING ALLOWED
ON THE HIGH ROAD?
481
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,575
- I'M SORRY, LESLIE.
482
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,745
SHE WINS.
I CAN'T RESIST HER.
483
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,746
- BUT, RON,
YOU HAVE TO.
484
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,616
-STAY OUT OF THIS.
THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP.
485
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,617
HE'S MY MAN
486
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,852
AND WE HAVE SOMETHING TWISTED
AND BEAUTIFUL.
487
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,621
OH...
488
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,723
YOU WANT RON.
489
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,891
THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.
490
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:48,461
- NO, THAT'S INSANE.
491
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,730
FINE, I HAD ONE DREAM,
BUT NO, NO.
492
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,466
- BABY, DON'T YOU SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
493
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,669
SHE'S MANIPULATING YOU
BECAUSE SHE'S JEALOUS OF ME
494
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,906
AND THE THINGS I GET TO DO
TO YOUR BODY AND FACE.
495
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,742
- I'M HERE BECAUSE
RON IS MY FRIEND.
496
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,777
AND I DON'T LIKE SEEING
MY FRIENDS MISERABLE.
497
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,679
AND YOU, TAMMY,
YOU MAKE HIM MISERABLE.
498
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,781
SO, RON, YOU CAN GIVE HER
THE LOT OR DON'T.
499
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,616
WHATEVER.
500
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,653
JUST PLEASE, FIND A WAY
TO BE HAPPY.
501
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,559
- NO, WAIT.
502
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,594
- RON, IT'S OKAY.
JUST SIGN THE THING.
503
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,563
- NO, LESLIE.
IT'S NOT OKAY.
504
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,465
YOU JUST PUT MY NEEDS
IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN.
505
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,467
NO WOMAN HAS EVER DONE THAT
FOR ME BEFORE.
506
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,568
- I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE.
507
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,803
- YOU SEE THE KIND OF WOMEN
THAT I CHOOSE, RIGHT?
508
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,872
LOOK, JUST WAIT FOR ME
DOWNSTAIRS.
509
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,641
IF I'M NOT DOWN
IN FIVE MINUTES,
510
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,909
IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M RECEIVING
A PLEASURE SO INTENSE--
511
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,945
- OH, MY GOD!
512
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,217
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
513
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,719
ANDY AND ANN'S
FAMILY SHOESHINE?
514
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,421
- I THOUGHT IT HAD
A NICE RING TO IT.
515
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,422
- OH, MY GOD.
516
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,690
LOOK, MARK HAS BEEN REALLY COOL
ABOUT ALL THIS.
517
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,592
AND YOU'RE THROWING IT
IN HIS FACE.
518
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,461
- BUT I STILL HAVE
FEELINGS FOR YOU.
519
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,695
OKAY.
I SAID IT.
520
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,963
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
521
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,332
NOT MENTION THOSE FEELINGS
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND?
522
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,633
- YES!
- YES.
523
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,801
AND YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE
THESE PICTURES DOWN.
524
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,771
- OH, MY GOD.
TAKE THOSE PICTURES DOWN.
525
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,772
- WHAT?
IT'S FINE.
526
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,474
WHAT DID I--
- ALL OF IT!
527
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,908
- I'M GONNA.
- NOW!
528
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,543
OH, MY GOD.
529
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,345
GIVE ME THE BIKINI ONE.
530
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,581
- THE TEENY ONE?
- BIKINI ONE.
531
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,990
- YOU DIDN'T
GIVE HER THE LOT.
532
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,292
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
533
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,793
- IS PART OF YOUR MOUSTACHE
MISSING?
534
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,927
- YES.
JUST KEEP WALKING.
535
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,362
- THERE'S A PUSH PIN
IN YOUR FACE.
536
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,663
- LEAVE IT IN.
537
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,498
CAN'T YOU WALK FASTER?
538
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,232
- MY LEGS ARE SHORTER
THAN YOURS.
539
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,808
- WE HAD A GOOD RUN.
540
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,448
- THANK YOU FOR SAVING
MY FUTURE PARK.
541
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,550
I KNOW THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
HARD FOR YOU.
542
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,486
YOU DIDN'T KILL TAMMY,
DID YOU?
543
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,923
- I'M AFRAID
SHE CAN'T BE KILLED.
544
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,858
TO EXES.
545
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,628
MAY THEY ALWAYS STAY
THAT WAY.
546
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:06,499
TAMMY IS A MEAN PERSON.
547
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,001
- COME ON, RON.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
548
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,404
- SHE'S A GRADE-A BITCH.
549
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,005
- THERE WE GO.
550
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,775
- EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS
AN ANGEL DIES.
551
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,010
EVEN TELEMARKETERS
AVOID HER.
552
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,348
HER BIRTH WAS PAYBACK
FOR THE SINS OF MAN.
553
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,317
BUT YOU KNOW
THE WORST THING ABOUT HER?
554
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,085
- SHE WORKS FOR THE LIBRARY.
555
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,655
- SHE WORKS FOR THE LIBRARY.
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