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(Female Announcer)
It's a winter wonderland
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celebrating the holidays.
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How can anybody be unhappy
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during this
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wonderful time of the year?
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(Male Announcer) Oh, Lisa, I totally agree.
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I mean, it's just...
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it's so wonderful to know
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that people are at
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home with their families,
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just enjoying the
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holiday, enjoying Christmas.
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How can anybody be
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unhappy on this day?
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Impossible.
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Impossible, it really is impossible.
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(Female announcer) It's gonna be a hot
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Christmas, lemme tell you!
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(Male Announcer) Love the hugs and
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-just knowing
-the family.
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It's just getting together.
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It really is about
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the family, isn't it?
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It really is amazing that
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no matter what's going on
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in your life, your family's always
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there for Christmas.
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(Female Announcer) Absolutely.
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(Male announcer) Tell me about
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Christmas in your home.
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(Female announcer) Oh, it is just like a white
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Christmas every year.
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Our families get together.
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We all get along.
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We love being together.
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Oh, the presents.
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We have so many presents to give out
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with all the
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children and their children.
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Merry frickin' Christmas
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from a bunch of nerds
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nerds that are selling you
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expensive crap,
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that will never - ha- make you rich.
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Wouldn't that be hilarious?
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You know who else
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can't be in a bad mood.
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Who's that?
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Calvin Daly.
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We're going live to
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Hollywood, California,
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where he's celebrating a warm
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Christmas, California style.
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Thank you, Max.
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We're here live on the Sunset Strip.
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And as you can see, this
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isn't what you think of
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when it typically
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comes to Christmas.
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It's warm and sun-
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Oh, what do we have here?
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You think it's okay to interrupt
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me while I'm working this-
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You little-
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...great shot of you guys.
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Jolly Christmas!
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I'm sorry.
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(Cameraman) Calvin.
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We're clear, right?
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No, this is unacceptable.
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We're live?
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Hey.
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Who let this human trash near me?
-(Girl) We're live?
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(Man) Oooh! Easy, Guy!
(Calvin) Where's security?
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Do I interrupt your jobs...
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Flipping burgers!
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That's not even
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what I do for a living.
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(Man) Say it, don't spray it, pal!
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(Man) I want the news, not the weather!
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(Calvin) I'll get you fired!
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What?
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Turn the cam-
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Turn the camera off.
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I'm turning this into TMZ.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Delete!
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Delete!
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No.
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No. No. No.
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Doh!
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It's just four shares.
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It's no big deal. It's okay.
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It's just four shares.
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Cheers, Calvin.
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Well, Mom, it's not like
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I wanna move back, okay?
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But I don't have a choice.
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Oh, it's just temporary, okay?
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I'm not gonna be in your way at all.
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I just need-
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I'm just saying, if
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you had a husband,
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you wouldn't have to leave.
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Willa, am I on speaker phone?
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You know I hate that.
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Take me off speaker ph-
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Okay, well, speakerphone or no husband,
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which do you hate more?
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Willa, do not speak to me like that.
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Do I seriously have to listen to
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this now of all times?
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Look, I am not gonna
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have this conversation
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when you're behaving like that.
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But Mom-
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I will see you when you get here.
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All right, bye.
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Love you too.
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Please, please, please, please.
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Mom, I'm sorry, I just really-
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This is Marcus, your driver.
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you ready to go to SeaTac?
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Yeah.
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I'll be right down.
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(Announcer) Tech giant KoolMyne
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files for bankruptcy
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nearly one year after a sarcastic
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Christmas day post
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prompted an investigation into the
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company's practices.
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Sources from within the firm have
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begun to speak out
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about questionable
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practices that may have...
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Any word?
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Sir.
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Oh, you're next?
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Henry Lynch.
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I've been here the
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past two days and
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I've spoken to you each time.
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You saying I don't
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stand out at all to you?
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Sir, see a lot of-
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Large tattooed men
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looking for a pink suitcase.
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I told you the
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airline would contact you--
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When they found the pink suitcase.
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The one that's sitting right there.
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Do you have your
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confirmation or ticket numb-
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Are you kidding me?
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It's a strange suitcase.
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It's my granddaughters.
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-Okay.
-You done?
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Okay.
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Hey, aren't you?
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Nah.
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You're nobody.
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Nobody?
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You know who I am.
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Oh, m-
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Mother!
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Hi.
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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[Debbie coughing]
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You okay?
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Yeah, why?
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I don't know.
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You just look um...
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Old?
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Well, that's what happens
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when you don't visit for five years.
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Actually, it's been sev--
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(Debbie) Hmm.
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Yeah, it has.
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But you're here now
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and you're all mine.
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-I'm just gonna go to my room
-So why don't you go to your room
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and I'll make
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dinner in about an hour.
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Okay, cool.
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
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Who checks stuff like this?
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(Debbie) Hey, I was wondering if...
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Willa, do you really
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think you should be going
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on a shopping spree right now?
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It's not mine.
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I must have grabbed the
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wrong bag off the carousel.
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Oh, and it took me
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like an hour to get here
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and now I have to go back.
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Now, just wait a minute.
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Why don't we get
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something to eat before you go?
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Wait a couple hours,
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traffic will die down
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and you can just take my car.
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Okay?
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Yeah. Are you okay?
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Macaroni and cheese
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still your favorite?
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Mom, I'm 32.
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I'm an adult.
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So with bacon.
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Yeah.
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You liked it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you want some wine?
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No, ever since
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that Now Feed post
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I kinda stopped drinking.
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Oh yeah, that. Hmm. Right.
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Besides you have some driving to do tonight.
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Though I suppose I can go--
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No!
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I mean, no point in
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wasting tomorrow too.
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Yeah.
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You're right.
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I just need, uhh...yeah.
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All right.
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Cheerio, mum.
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Yeah, cheerio.
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(Brandon) At least we got our bags back.
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Let's just go to mom's
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and forget all about this.
-Oh, sorry, excuse me.
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I just heard you got your bags back.
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Where's the last baggage?
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Oh yeah, it's just past that
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carousel to the left.
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Yeah, and lots of luck to you.
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Why's that?
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Let's just say he's challenging.
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Very rude.
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Almost no help at all.
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We saw our own bags and we had to
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make him get them.
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(Willa) Hmm.
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Sounds charming.
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Thank you.
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Hey! What are you doing?
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Were you just
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about to steal from me?
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No reason to give me
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that kind of attitude.
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You were about to steal from me.
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Duh.
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If I see you again, I'm
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gonna kick your skull in.
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(Thief) Ooh.
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Nice.
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And you still have
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Mr. Baggage to deal with.
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(Willa) Yeah.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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Wait, wait.
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Sorry you have to come back tomorrow.
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No. This will just take a minute.
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We are closed for the day.
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Listen, you're here
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and you're helping me.
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I am not asking.
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You don't tell me what to do.
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Yes, I do.
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I did not spend two
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hours driving home and back
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so you could leave when
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you could clearly help me.
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Stop.
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Make me!
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In about two seconds, I'm gonna--
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Yeah, what are you gonna do?
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I dare you, Mr. C. Daly.
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Try to get it back.
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See! See what's gonna happen!
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All right, all right.
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Let me boot up my computer.
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Earth to C. Daly.
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Helloooo?
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I know your phone is down there
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but you probably
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shouldn't stare at me like that.
291
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My face is up here.
292
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What is wrong with you?
293
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Okay! What's the problem?
294
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Did you get any bags like
295
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this get checked in here
296
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because I grabbed the wrong one.
297
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So I'm pretty sure the
298
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owner of this one has mine.
299
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Are you sure that's not your bag?
300
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,620
Yes, I would know my stuff.
301
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Fine.
302
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,370
Oh, I am begging you to give me
303
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attitude right now.
-I'm not trying to give you--
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00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,160
I mean, who goes to the airport
305
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,370
pretending their bag is missing?
306
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,120
There's not a bag that's missing
307
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,790
that resembles that one.
308
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,790
But I'll go check the back.
309
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:04,870
There's nothing back
310
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:05,830
there that looks like this.
311
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I'll tell you what.
312
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,120
Write down your information and...
313
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,160
I'll see what I can do, yeah?
314
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,160
Will you?
315
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I promise.
316
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:28,700
All right.
317
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,410
So you wanna leave
318
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:30,330
wanna leave that bag?
319
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120
Are you high?
320
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,660
I'm not letting this one out of my
321
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,540
sight until I have mine.
322
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:36,830
Okay.
323
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,370
Miss, miss.
324
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,870
Miss, Miss Rhoades.
325
00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,200
Aren't you forgetting something?
326
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,870
What are you doing?
327
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,950
Oh, no, no, I, it's not --
328
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:56,830
Um...
329
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,330
My phone. My phone.
330
00:15:59,330 --> 00:15:59,830
Oh.
331
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:01,790
Right.
332
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,040
I'll stay in touch.
333
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:14,870
Don't even think about it.
334
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:18,410
Hyah!
335
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,290
Try me.
336
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,410
Whatevs, Lady-splainer!
337
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,000
(Willa) And then he actually
338
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,700
had the nerve to
339
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,700
ask me if it wasn't my stuff.
340
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,580
It was unbelievable.
341
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:36,750
Yeah, hard to believe people
342
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,000
actually act that way.
343
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,120
Although, in all fairness--
(Willa) Yeah I know...
344
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,200
Everybody hates me.
345
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,870
No, no.
346
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,290
Not everybody hates you.
347
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,250
They just don't
348
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,620
really like you is all.
349
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,330
Just because I don't
350
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,080
take people's crap?
351
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,700
Willa, everybody has crap.
352
00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,410
Why must you constantly
353
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,950
point it out to everyone?
354
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,080
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,540
You are so quick to
356
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,790
point everyone's flaws
357
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:57,790
and problems out,
358
00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,080
but oh, heaven forbid
359
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,790
that anybody points out yours.
360
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,830
I'm going for a drive.
361
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,580
Yes, I'm dying to
362
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,200
hear what you have to say
363
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,660
and how you're going to--
364
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,540
ALL RIGHT!
365
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:13,830
I'm sorry.
366
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,250
I don't know why I did that.
367
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:20,450
Me either.
368
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,500
Just...go take your drive.
369
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,750
Need anything while I'm out?
370
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:32,830
No.
371
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:41,660
(Theresa) Oh, I'm s-
372
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:43,120
Calvin?
373
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,080
Theresa.
374
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,330
Wow, it's been a while.
375
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,500
Almost a year, yeah.
376
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,080
You weren't in there, were you?
377
00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:58,790
No, I mean, yeah.
378
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,000
How have things been for you?
379
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,330
Oh, you haven't seen?
380
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:06,870
Seen what?
381
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,500
I'm the main LA correspondent now.
382
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,620
You know, your old job.
383
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,120
Great, that's really happy for you.
384
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:19,910
What are you doing here?
385
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,830
They sent me to cover the big story.
386
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,540
You know the one about the mayor?
387
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,370
I don't watch much news.
388
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,040
Oh, it is great.
389
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,120
Embezzlement, city funds for
390
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,290
hookers and drugs,
391
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,160
it's got it all.
392
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,750
Oh, that's--
393
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,450
Yeah, my ride's
394
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,410
here, so I'm just gonna--
395
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,120
Yeah.
396
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,540
He's right there, okay, bye.
397
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,330
Okay, yeah, that's, oh, that is
398
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,040
great seeing you.
399
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,120
You are never gonna
400
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,160
believe who I just saw.
401
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,250
Calvin!
402
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,040
Yeah, he was leaving
403
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,080
this horrible cafe.
404
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,040
He just looked kinda dirty.
405
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,830
Got your job, Calvin! Meh! The mayor.
406
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,660
You know what?
407
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,910
(Recording) The person you're trying to reach
408
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,410
is not accepting calls right now.
409
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,700
(Recording) The person you're trying to reach
410
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,370
is not accepting calls right now.
411
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:25,870
They're blocking me!
412
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:26,540
Okay.
413
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,080
[phone ringing]
414
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:38,660
[sighs]
415
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:40,830
Hello.
416
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,250
Hey, hey, it's Calvin.
417
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:47,500
The baggage guy.
418
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,950
Kevin the who? The--
419
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,160
Hey!
420
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:53,910
C. Daly!
421
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,000
What's going on?
422
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,500
I really needed--
423
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:01,830
Yes, you needed--
424
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:03,540
You know what?
425
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,120
We havn't found your baggage.
426
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,290
But we're still looking for it,
427
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,500
and I just thought you
428
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,830
really needed to know that.
429
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:15,790
Sure, that's awesome.
430
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,830
You called me to tell
431
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:17,750
me nothing happened.
432
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,120
(Debbie's voice) Not everybody hates you,
433
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,120
they just don't
434
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,450
really like you at all.
435
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,500
Um.
436
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,830
What I meant to say was,
437
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,540
thank you for keeping me updated.
438
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:31,910
I really appreciate
439
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,250
you keeping me up to date.
440
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,160
[scoffs]
441
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,250
Are you okay?
442
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:37,950
Yes, why?
443
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:39,500
You sound like you
444
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,450
have a gun to your head.
445
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:42,250
If you need some ransom money, or...
446
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,410
if you can't talk
447
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,620
just stomp twice.
448
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,160
All right, you made your point.
449
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:49,700
That's better.
450
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,540
I just, I'm trying to be
451
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:55,000
the nicer, kinder Willa.
452
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:56,580
That's all.
453
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,200
Don't hurt yourself.
454
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:01,370
You know what?
455
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,410
I actually like you better this way.
456
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,080
Oh, you like me, huh?
457
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:13,120
(stammering) No, it's not that I don't like you.
458
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,790
I mean, I do, but
459
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,250
not in, I don't know.
460
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,080
You know,
461
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,000
It's okay,
462
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,830
you're off the hook,
463
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:25,700
I know what you mean.
464
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,790
Anything else?
465
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,790
No.
466
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:39,290
Oh, okay.
467
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,620
Well, let me know if you
468
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,500
found out anything else.
469
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,080
[call ended tone]
470
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,200
Bye.
471
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,120
Yeah! That's a great idea!
472
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:17,040
[indistinct background chatter]
473
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,250
[Calvin's ringtone]
474
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,000
As I live and breathe!
475
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:38,950
Shayna Mason, how's the best agent
476
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,250
in all of Hollywood?
477
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,160
Yeah. Calvin. Hi, been a while.
478
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,700
Yeah, what can I do for you?
479
00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:48,040
As you know, the Mason
480
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,080
Agency has been going
481
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,410
in a new direction lately.
482
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,580
No, no, I didn't know that.
483
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,660
And as a result, we've been
484
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:55,870
reviewing our roster,
485
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:56,910
making sure our
486
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,290
talent reflects the future
487
00:22:58,450 --> 00:22:59,750
of the Mason Agency.
488
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:02,120
The future is talent that reflects
489
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,580
the changing media landscape.
490
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,330
Unfortunately, we no longer feel you
491
00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:07,790
reflect our new image.
492
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,410
Shayna, you sound like a recording.
493
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,000
We wish you all the best
494
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,200
in your future endeavors.
495
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,080
Shayna, we've known
496
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080
each other for years. This--
497
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,910
It's a slump! It's a slump!
498
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:20,540
Thank you for chooseing the
499
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,330
Mason Agency.
500
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,700
[phone alert]
501
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:35,370
What now?
502
00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:46,370
Fancy running into you here.
503
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,080
Shouldn't you be
504
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,160
scouring the streets for me
505
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,910
instead of stuffing your face?
506
00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:52,910
I mean, you could at least...
507
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:56,120
Hey, I'm just messing around.
508
00:23:57,950 --> 00:23:59,370
I know, I just, it's not you.
509
00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:01,160
My talent agent
510
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160
called and dropped me.
511
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,000
Baggage handlers need talent agents?
512
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:06,620
Wow! Only in California.
513
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,830
Oh, so you're an actor or something?
514
00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:11,200
Or something.
515
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,540
That's cool.
516
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,370
Have you been in
517
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,790
anything that I might have...
518
00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:20,660
O, M, F-ing, G!
519
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,790
C, Daly!
520
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,870
Calvin Daly, now I remember.
521
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,160
Yep, that's me.
522
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,410
Disgraced correspondant.
523
00:24:28,830 --> 00:24:29,620
Oh my God, you don't
524
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,700
even know about half of it.
525
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,450
You practically got me fired.
526
00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:33,450
How did I get you fired?
527
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,870
Because I was working
528
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:36,450
when you did what you did.
529
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:38,200
And I accidentally
530
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,950
sent a sarcastic post
531
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,830
that eventually led to the end of
532
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,040
the company I worked for.
533
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,330
And that's my fault?
534
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:45,700
What, no, not exactly.
535
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:46,700
But, but, but...
536
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:47,370
Not at all.
537
00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:48,950
Okay, sorry.
538
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,040
I'm...really sorry.
539
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,160
I didn't mean anything by it.
540
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,540
That really sucks.
541
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:04,540
Thanks.
542
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:09,910
What...
543
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,250
Okay, go right ahead.
544
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:15,620
Oh!
545
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:19,910
That is awful, what--
-Yeah!
546
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,950
Yeah, yeah, yeah, awful, right?
547
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:24,080
Yeah, I know.
548
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,540
All right, help yourself.
549
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:29,750
Oh, sorry, that was an emergency.
550
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,040
I forgive you.
551
00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:35,250
So, what do you ask this?
552
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:36,830
So if you just got fired,
553
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:37,950
do you think it's the best idea
554
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:38,950
to go on a shopping spree?
555
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:40,950
It's not my choice, if you remember.
556
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,250
But I do have my credit cards,
557
00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:45,950
so I say just blow them up
558
00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:47,000
now and deal with it later.
559
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:48,790
It is almost Christmas.
560
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,870
Nothing says Christmas like
561
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,160
going into debt, right?
562
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,910
Ho! Ho! Ho! I still have
563
00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:56,120
my credit card.
564
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:59,830
Yeah, at least you have that luxury.
565
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,540
You see what I'm eating.
566
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:08,160
Okay well come on then.
567
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:09,120
What?
568
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:10,080
Come on, let's go.
569
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:10,950
Go where?
570
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,830
If I'm taking you out to dinner,
571
00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,080
you are not going dressed like that.
572
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,250
And clearly neither one of us is
573
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,790
eating those nasty tacos.
-Okay...
574
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,870
Yeah, I'm not eating this,
575
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,950
but I can't go with you.
576
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,910
Come on, the Vista Fashion Mall is
577
00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:25,200
like 10 minutes away.
578
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,200
I'll buy you something nice to wear
579
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,000
and treat us to an edible dinner.
580
00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:32,870
No, no.
581
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:34,660
Why not?
582
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:36,330
Hmm? it's not like I'm
583
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,370
going to pay for any of it,
584
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,750
at least not for a very long time.
585
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,700
Come on, my car is
586
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:43,950
right across the street.
587
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:45,870
If I have to take
588
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:46,500
your phone hostage
589
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,200
again, I will.
590
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200
All right, all right, fine.
591
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,540
Clearly you never heard the word no.
592
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,040
No, here.
593
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:53,580
Carry these.
594
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,040
(Willa) Come on let's go.
595
00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:57,950
You already bought the whole mall.
596
00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:00,250
We don't even need to go.
597
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,000
♩Hey Mrs. Claus, this one's for you♩
598
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,910
♩Tell me sweet mama,♩
599
00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,160
♩what's a guy to do♩
600
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,870
♩I'm tired of pretending♩
601
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:17,450
♩this is who I am♩
602
00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:19,830
♩Come on, Mrs. Claus♩
603
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,870
♩Let me be your man♩
604
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:25,790
♩I could shave and♩
605
00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:26,950
♩wear a cap in my head♩
606
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:30,330
♩Buy matching robes all shiny and red♩
607
00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,250
♩I'm begging you please,♩
608
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,700
♩I'll do all that I can♩
609
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:36,080
♩Come on, Mrs. Claus♩
610
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,870
♩let me be your man♩
611
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,120
♩Ever since I was a little boy♩
612
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,040
♩I never cared much♩
613
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,290
♩for all those toys♩
614
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,450
♩You've always been the one for me♩
615
00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,250
♩A beautiful angel ♩
616
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,620
♩on top of the tree♩
617
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,830
♩Christmas Eve, if♩
618
00:27:54,830 --> 00:27:55,830
♩you're feeling alone♩
619
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:59,000
♩Go right ahead and pick up the phone♩
620
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:00,830
♩Give me a call♩
621
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,410
♩I'll come quick as I can♩
622
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:04,410
♩Oh, come on, Mrs.Claus♩
623
00:28:04,410 --> 00:28:06,000
♩Let me be your man♩
624
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,200
You might as well
625
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,000
lick the plate,
626
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,830
there's nothing on it.
627
00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,080
(Server) Can I get you anything else?
628
00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:12,580
Just the check, please.
629
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,700
Thank you.
630
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,330
I so needed a night out.
631
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,290
Thank you for joining me.
632
00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:22,250
And this way at least
633
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,450
we're not out by ourselves
634
00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:24,290
like some losers.
635
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:26,910
Even though we totally are.
636
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:28,950
Well, nobody needs to know.
637
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:37,250
(Server) No rush, guys.
638
00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:38,870
No rush, right.
639
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:40,500
I was assumed I was code for
640
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,950
please leave immediately.
641
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,370
I think you're right.
642
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
She was...She was nice.
643
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Mmmm...
644
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,200
You don't think so?
645
00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:00,790
Are you sure I can't
646
00:29:00,790 --> 00:29:02,200
help you with something?
647
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,410
I got it.
648
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,660
How many times are you gonna ask?
649
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,000
Besides, I don't do
650
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:09,870
nice things often,
651
00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:10,700
so don't question it.
652
00:29:11,910 --> 00:29:12,540
Okay.
653
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,200
Come on, let's go.
654
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:20,660
That was a good meal.
655
00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:22,870
-Best I've had in awhile!
-Dare I say it...
656
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:24,450
I think we had fun.
657
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:25,700
Careful.
658
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:26,750
People might start
659
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:27,750
thinking we like each other.
660
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,950
I know they might even think
661
00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:29,790
we're nice people.
662
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,700
Nice.
663
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,290
Ha! Yeah, right.
664
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,290
I don't think that'll be a problem.
665
00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,910
(Valet) Thank you.
666
00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:47,660
So what are you doing tomorrow?
667
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,450
The bagage thing.
668
00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:52,410
Guess I might as well
669
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,540
accept that's what I do now.
670
00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:55,750
Still better than my job.
671
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:58,000
Well, or rather my non-job.
672
00:29:58,910 --> 00:29:59,910
Non-job.
673
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,540
So what are you...
674
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:04,750
NOT doing tomorrow?
675
00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:07,250
Mooching off mom.
676
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,910
Maybe arguing with her a little.
677
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:10,200
Okay.
678
00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:12,450
Sounds exciting.
679
00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,950
Wish I was doing that.
680
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,500
What are you--
681
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,500
Sorry, I...
682
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,120
I paid for the date, so
683
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,250
I make the first move.
684
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,620
Here's us.
685
00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:05,870
What, are you walking home?
686
00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:08,120
Uhh...huh?
687
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:10,870
This car. It go places.
688
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,750
Yes, yes, yes.
689
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:14,410
Are you coming?
690
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:15,750
Yeah.
691
00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:18,910
Here's your *ahem* car, ma'am.
692
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:20,370
Is my car not good
693
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,080
enough for you, Mr. Valet?
694
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:23,580
(Calvin) Let him know.
695
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,870
(Valet) No, ma'am, I mean...
696
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,540
AH!
697
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,750
Tips are for good service.
698
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160
You tell him.
699
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,040
Why don't you buy yourself
700
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:30,700
some manners?
701
00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:31,580
(Valet) Very sorry.
702
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:34,910
[laughing]
703
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:38,410
Good night.
704
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,700
Where did you find my house?
705
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,540
That's not important.
706
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,290
What's important is I've never met
707
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,120
anyone like you before.
708
00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,120
But our lives are such a mess.
709
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,450
Then we can rebuild them together.
710
00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,160
We can be anything.
711
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,910
Anything.
712
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,450
Anything.
713
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,540
What do you want?
714
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,580
(Debbie) What do you want?
715
00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:17,950
Mom!
716
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:18,950
What do you want?
717
00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:20,790
What do I...you're in my room!
718
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:22,500
For the 100th time,
719
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,910
I'm going to the store.
720
00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:24,950
What do you want?
721
00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:27,080
Nothing!
722
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:28,500
Oh, gee whiz!
723
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,700
My daughter's cracking up?
724
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,910
I tell you what, I gotta take care
725
00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:31,910
of a crazy person now?
726
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,870
(Calvin) Yes, yes, absolutely.
727
00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:43,200
This is gonna make someone happy.
728
00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:45,500
Okay, great, I will
729
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,330
coordinate that with her
730
00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:47,540
and I will be in touch.
731
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,250
Yes, Merry Christmas.
732
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,700
Uh-huh, all right, bye.
733
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,410
Oh, hey, how can I help you?
734
00:32:58,750 --> 00:32:59,950
I got rerouted here.
735
00:32:59,950 --> 00:33:00,700
I was supposed to be
736
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,410
in San Francisco,
737
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,450
but they were fogged in
738
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,500
and I don't know if my bag
739
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,290
made it on the flight.
740
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,080
Oh no, let's see if we
741
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:06,830
can get that resolved.
742
00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:08,160
You said your final destination
743
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,870
was San Francisco?
744
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:10,910
No, it was
745
00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:11,790
supposed to be Portland.
746
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:12,950
The change was made in Chicago.
747
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,290
Okay, we'll start there.
748
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,250
Thank you, you're very helpful.
749
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,290
What, did I say something wrong?
750
00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,410
No, not at all.
751
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,910
Oh, he's thinking of me too.
752
00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:38,660
Wait, that's it?
753
00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,540
Wait, oh my God, yay, it's awesome!
754
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,540
They found my bag.
755
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,700
Hey, yes, this is Calvin Daly.
756
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,580
Yeah, oh, she's here actually.
757
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:54,410
Okay, we are in San Diego,
758
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,790
but she will be headed to Portland
759
00:33:56,790 --> 00:33:58,200
in about an hour.
760
00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,160
Can we get her bag sent there?
761
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,660
Okay, that's all.
762
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:06,910
Taken care of.
763
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:07,790
Oh my God, I can't
764
00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:08,700
believe it was that easy.
765
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,580
Oh, I can't, no.
766
00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:15,620
Please take it, buy something nice
767
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:16,370
for your girlfriend?
768
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,700
I don't have a...girlfriend.
769
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:22,910
Uh-huh!
770
00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:23,750
Right.
771
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,080
Besides, I heard the
772
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:27,950
guy that works here
773
00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:28,700
is a total nightmare.
774
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:30,000
What?
775
00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:31,620
I wanna know who that was.
776
00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:33,160
They must have fired him
777
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,040
and gotten you instead.
778
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,540
Maybe.
779
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,580
Anyways, thank you very
780
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,830
much, you're very kind.
781
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,410
Thank you.
782
00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:45,700
Kind.
783
00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:50,370
Hey there.
784
00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,410
You won't believe this.
785
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,200
Someone just called me kind.
786
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:55,750
Why, was she stoned or something?
787
00:34:56,410 --> 00:34:57,290
I don't think so.
788
00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,200
She even left me a tip.
789
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,500
Wow, don't tell me
790
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,540
you're going soft on me,
791
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:02,790
I'm not sure I can handle that.
792
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,910
Okay, so anyway, I'm about to get
793
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:07,080
out of here about 3:00.
794
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:08,750
Okay, I know it's out of your way.
795
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,200
Yeah, yes, no, I'll pick you up
796
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,200
before I can go to the other.
797
00:35:12,370 --> 00:35:13,000
Great!
798
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,830
It's a d...
799
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,790
I'm sorry, what was that?
800
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,910
Did you just use the "D" word?
801
00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:25,910
It's...
802
00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:27,660
You mean date?
803
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,000
Well?
804
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:34,870
I'm waiting.
805
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:36,370
And unless you're
806
00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:37,290
talking about the fruit,
807
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,830
I think you'll like my answer.
808
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:45,410
Okay, well go get your bag and then
809
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,580
we'll go on a...
810
00:35:49,330 --> 00:35:51,160
It's not actually a bad word.
811
00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:53,080
Date.
812
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,120
We'll go on a-
813
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,410
Yes, yes, yes, okay, I'm not gonna
814
00:35:57,410 --> 00:35:58,330
make you say it twice,
815
00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,040
I don't want you
816
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,120
to have an aneurysm.
817
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,450
(Calvin laughs)
818
00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:02,700
Aneurysm, okay.
819
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,410
I'll see you around 3:00.
820
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,120
What am I gonna wear?
821
00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:22,450
(Woman) Sir?
822
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:23,580
-Dang it!
-SIR?
823
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:44,330
How can I help you?
824
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,580
My name is
825
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,950
Susana Belen Sepulveda Garcia Diaz
826
00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:48,750
Can you tell me how
827
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:49,750
can I find my bag?
828
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,200
Hey honey, I was just wondering...
829
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,000
Wow.
830
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,500
You look amazing.
831
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah, the guy at the
832
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,830
airport found my bag
833
00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:16,540
so we're gonna go
834
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,750
make the exchange now.
835
00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:18,950
Looking like that?
836
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,120
Looking like what?
837
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,120
No, that's not what I mean.
838
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,790
I mean, you look nice, that's all.
839
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:27,410
There's nothing wrong
840
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:28,290
with wanting to look nice.
841
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,000
No, I know.
842
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,540
You just, you look...
843
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,620
Yeah?
844
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,000
You look stunning.
845
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,410
Thank you.
846
00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,750
So, you're going to get your bag?
847
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:45,950
Yeah, the lost
848
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,080
baggage guy found my bag
849
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,750
so we're gonna go make
850
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:49,540
the exchange together.
851
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,000
Hmm, got it.
852
00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:54,160
What, there's nothing to get?
853
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:54,750
Mm-hmm.
854
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:57,580
Are you sure you're okay?
855
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,000
Yes, honey, I am fine.
856
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:06,750
Oof!
857
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,160
Have fun!
858
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:41,870
(Cop) Hey, lady.
859
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,160
Lose the phone, get moving.
860
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:46,950
I'm waiting.
861
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,660
No standing there, move.
862
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,290
Lady, I said move.
863
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:55,540
Move!
864
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,580
I'm trying.
865
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,500
I have to go around
866
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,830
a very rude traffic cop
867
00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:00,750
is making me move.
868
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:10,830
[metal scraping]
869
00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:25,040
(Susana) You see, the whole
870
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,450
thing was a mistake, really.
871
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,250
My bags, you know,
872
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,040
the ones that wound up
873
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,370
in Winnipeg of all places.
874
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,040
You know, I got those
875
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,580
from the TV, you know?
876
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,660
They were advertising them.
877
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:38,830
You would have think that
878
00:39:38,830 --> 00:39:40,450
luggage as unusual as this
879
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,500
would have stood out enough that
880
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,200
they would have paid
881
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:44,120
a little more
882
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,410
attention to where it's going.
883
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,870
But I guess that you can't.
884
00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:49,870
¿Perdar? No se puede.
885
00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,250
No se puede para nada.
886
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,330
Hmm.
887
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:54,250
Wait, no!
888
00:39:55,290 --> 00:39:56,330
No, I didn't wanna send that.
889
00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:58,500
I was gonna think I wanna see him.
890
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,330
I mean, I do wanna see him,
891
00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:01,620
but does he wanna see me?
892
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,160
I don't know.
893
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,250
Does he like me the way I like him?
894
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,290
Or-or-or are we just gonna get a bag?
895
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:08,250
You know. Does he wanna see me that way?
896
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:10,700
Crap!
897
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,040
Why do I have to send that?
898
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,120
(Susana) You can clearly see
899
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,410
why it's really important
900
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,830
that this be given the
901
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:20,080
utmost of your attention.
902
00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:21,660
I'm really not the kind
903
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,580
of person who believes
904
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,910
she's above anyone else
905
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:24,870
or should get
906
00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:26,080
preferential treatment.
907
00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:27,830
But surely you will
908
00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:30,000
agree that in this case, huh?
909
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,410
[speaking Spanish]
910
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,330
Ma'am, would you get to some point?
911
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:38,790
Any point.
912
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:40,580
Please.
913
00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:43,370
My luggage never
914
00:40:43,370 --> 00:40:45,080
showed up from Vancouver.
915
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,160
(Willa) Great, now he thinks
916
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:48,910
I'm a crazy person.
917
00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:50,290
Stop it.
918
00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:51,620
Stop it!
919
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:52,950
Knock it off!
920
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,870
-you, voice phone!
921
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:02,000
(Phone) I was only trying to help.
922
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,750
Send a text to C. Daly.
923
00:41:10,790 --> 00:41:11,370
SEND...
924
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:12,410
a text...
925
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:13,790
to C...
926
00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:14,700
DALY!
927
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,200
Pinnipeds, commonly known as seals,
928
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:17,750
are a diverse
929
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:18,790
group of marine mammals
930
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:19,910
which include the walrus,
931
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:21,790
sea lions and fur seals.
932
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:25,200
(Susana) No!
933
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,450
No comprende?
934
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:27,120
Yeah, yeah.
935
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,580
Maleta, maleta.
936
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:28,950
Yeah, yeah.
937
00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:30,450
Suitcase! ¡Ahora! ¡Ahora!
938
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,000
No comprende.
939
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,660
No comprende...
940
00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:37,790
Nada!
941
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,250
Yeah, yeah, maleta.
942
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,370
Ma'am, okay, I got your
943
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,410
flight, your info, contact--
944
00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:48,620
Your baggage is no more important
945
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:49,790
than anyone else's.
946
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:50,450
Okay.
947
00:41:50,450 --> 00:41:51,660
Yes, but you know--
948
00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:52,950
Actually, you made me very,
949
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:53,910
very late to
950
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:54,870
something important, okay?
951
00:41:55,330 --> 00:41:55,950
So I'm gonna go.
952
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:58,450
No, no, seriously, you can do this.
953
00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:59,290
You stay here!
954
00:41:59,870 --> 00:42:00,200
Make me.
955
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,200
JERK!
956
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,580
(Cop) Lady, you need to keep moving!
957
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,160
(Calvin) Willa!
(Willa) There he is!
958
00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:18,870
Right there.
959
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:19,750
Leave her alone, Merle.
960
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,120
Yeah, Merle.
961
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,290
(Both) What happened to you?
962
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,500
My goodness.
963
00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:48,290
Oh, um. Hello.
964
00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:50,250
This must be about the bag.
965
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:51,910
Yeah.
966
00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:53,700
Are you two okay?
967
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:56,750
It's been a complicated day.
968
00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:58,370
Yeah.
969
00:42:59,160 --> 00:42:59,910
May we?
970
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,540
Oh, of course, yes, please come in.
971
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:03,540
I'm Kaura.
972
00:43:04,330 --> 00:43:06,080
I'm Katrina Lawson's assistant.
973
00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:07,750
Oh, okay.
974
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,160
Just stand...
975
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,040
sit...
976
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,080
stay right there.
977
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,120
I'll get your luggage.
978
00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:20,700
This is Katrina Lawson's home.
979
00:43:20,910 --> 00:43:22,080
Who's Katrina Lawson?
980
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,370
Big, exec. Huge.
981
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,410
Nothing in LA media
982
00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:27,620
happens without her blessing.
983
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,250
That her?
984
00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:32,330
Yeah, yeah, so what?
985
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,000
So what?
986
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:35,700
She's someone who, I don't know,
987
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,540
could pull some strings
988
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:37,500
and maybe get you back in?
989
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,450
Just forget about it.
990
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:39,790
What's the worst that can happen.
991
00:43:39,790 --> 00:43:40,290
Drop it!
992
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,830
(Kaura) Okay, everything seems good.
993
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:45,250
Is there anything
994
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,370
else I can do for you?
995
00:43:46,830 --> 00:43:47,870
No, no, that's it.
996
00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:49,040
Actually, would it be
997
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,200
possible to meet Miss Lawson
998
00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,330
for just a minute?
999
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:52,200
What are you doing?
1000
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,580
Miss Lawson is very busy.
1001
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:57,950
Is there a problem?
1002
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,160
No, no, it's all good.
1003
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,000
No problem.
1004
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,700
No, we'd just like to ask
1005
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,580
her about something else.
1006
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,500
I could get a message to her.
1007
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,700
It will really just take a minute.
1008
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,660
Miss Lawson?
1009
00:44:06,950 --> 00:44:07,790
What are you doing?
1010
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:09,250
This will just take a minute.
1011
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,450
(Kaura) I'm so sorry.
1012
00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:11,500
It's okay, Kaura.
1013
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,160
Is there something
1014
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,870
wrong with the bag?
1015
00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:14,450
I'm sorry, we're good.
1016
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:15,370
Actually, this has
1017
00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:16,290
nothing to do with the bag.
1018
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:17,580
This is about him.
1019
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:19,160
See, he was one of the hottest--
1020
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,540
Trust me, I know who he is.
1021
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,410
Well, um...
1022
00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:25,750
I know it's a huge imposition,
1023
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,500
but is there any way you can help?
1024
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,200
I'm sorry, I didn't put
1025
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,120
her up to this, I promise.
1026
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:31,410
It's fine, really.
1027
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:32,450
I just don't know
1028
00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:33,410
what you think I can do.
1029
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,410
Make a recommendation or--
1030
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,250
Look, he is still toxic.
1031
00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,200
I'm sorry, honey, but it's true.
1032
00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,540
You need a severe image change
1033
00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:46,540
or no one is gonna come
1034
00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:47,540
within 10 feet of you.
1035
00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:49,660
See, I told you, come on.
1036
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,870
Let's not waste her time.
1037
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:51,620
How do you do that?
1038
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,500
Change his image, how
1039
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,290
do we go about that?
1040
00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:55,500
Okay, so is she your agent now?
1041
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,080
No.
1042
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,120
-No, she's my--
-Girlfriend...
1043
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,250
-I didn't--
-Maybe. I don't know.
1044
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,160
-You're my girlfrind now?
-It's still working itself...
1045
00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:01,500
-I said maybe.
-Look, you guys,
1046
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,700
my daughter is getting
1047
00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,250
pretty decent traction in her
1048
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,330
social media with videos.
1049
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,830
You might wanna start there if you
1050
00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:08,660
wanna change your image.
1051
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:09,910
Show the people that you're more
1052
00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:11,120
than just one mistake.
1053
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,540
Yeah, we can do that.
1054
00:45:14,790 --> 00:45:16,370
Great, thank you so much.
1055
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:17,540
Great, now if you'll
1056
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,040
excuse me, I just had coffee
1057
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,290
and I was on my way to the loo.
1058
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:21,370
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1059
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:22,370
Yeah, thank you.
1060
00:45:23,330 --> 00:45:24,830
It's no problem, thank you.
1061
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,870
Now, can I poop?
1062
00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:29,540
Okay, I will show you out.
1063
00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:30,750
Right.
1064
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:35,540
I'm sorry I did that,
1065
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:36,450
but I had to take a shot.
1066
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,450
I appreciate it, I really do,
1067
00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:39,580
but there's not a lot of second
1068
00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:40,540
chances in this industry.
1069
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:41,910
You don't think I'm
1070
00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:42,830
facing the same thing?
1071
00:45:42,830 --> 00:45:43,700
No one's willing
1072
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,580
to come near me now.
1073
00:45:45,370 --> 00:45:46,160
I made my mistake on
1074
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,620
live national television.
1075
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:49,410
It's different.
1076
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Oh, you think?
1077
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:52,370
The girl that sent a
1078
00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:53,370
post that bankrupted
1079
00:45:53,370 --> 00:45:54,750
a multi-billion dollar company
1080
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,330
doesn't just get another job.
1081
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:57,450
Billion?
1082
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:58,750
Come on, you're exaggerating.
1083
00:45:59,370 --> 00:46:00,620
Wait, you never heard of KoolMyne?
1084
00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:03,370
You're the KoolMyne poster?
1085
00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:05,000
Yeah.
1086
00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:06,250
Wait you didn't know that?
1087
00:46:07,370 --> 00:46:08,160
Yeah, that's...
1088
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:10,500
that's bad.
1089
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:11,910
It is.
1090
00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:14,040
[Calvin laughing]
1091
00:46:14,910 --> 00:46:16,200
It's not funny.
1092
00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:23,370
[phone alert]
1093
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:24,370
Oh my God, look.
1094
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,120
What is it?
1095
00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:27,040
What?
1096
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,000
I can't beleive this.
1097
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:31,450
Oh, wow.
1098
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,160
Yeah, right?
1099
00:46:34,450 --> 00:46:35,450
She is right, you know.
1100
00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:36,410
I mean, think about it.
1101
00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:37,540
The Christmas Cluster
1102
00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:38,580
and the KoolMyne poster.
1103
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,080
What about us?
1104
00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:44,250
Let people know that we're more than
1105
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,370
just one mistake.
1106
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:47,620
Worst case scenario, we're right
1107
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:48,450
back where we started,
1108
00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:49,290
but at least we tried.
1109
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,330
Look, between my marketing skills
1110
00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:53,750
and your broadcasting skills,
1111
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:54,790
we can get some really
1112
00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:56,120
good stuff out there.
1113
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,410
Stuff that reminds
1114
00:46:57,410 --> 00:46:58,870
people of what we can do,
1115
00:46:58,870 --> 00:46:59,580
that we actually
1116
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:01,250
have something to offer.
1117
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,200
Yeah.
1118
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,290
Yeah, you're right.
1119
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:08,120
Yeah.
1120
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,370
What do we have to lose?
1121
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,200
Just your dignity and respect.
1122
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,580
That rocket's already exploded, babe.
1123
00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:15,910
Oh, I'm a baby now.
1124
00:47:17,450 --> 00:47:18,620
Yeah, since you're my girlfriend.
1125
00:47:18,950 --> 00:47:20,700
I said girlfriend, maybe.
1126
00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:22,910
Keep telling yourself that.
1127
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,160
Babe.
1128
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,620
Baby.
1129
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,620
Babe.
1130
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:30,330
Babe-ster!
1131
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,330
Babe-ster!
1132
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:32,580
Babe-ster!
1133
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,200
Good night, mom.
1134
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:54,370
Hey!
1135
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,080
What are you doing?
1136
00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:01,950
You're smoking!
1137
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:03,660
You're smoking too!
1138
00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,040
I'm an adult.
1139
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:06,620
Um, also an adult!
1140
00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:09,330
Why are you hiding it from me?
1141
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:10,790
And why did you
1142
00:49:10,790 --> 00:49:11,950
spray me with a hose?
1143
00:49:12,790 --> 00:49:13,660
Because you scared
1144
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:14,700
the crap out of me.
1145
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:15,910
I thought you were an intruder.
1146
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,910
And what are you doing
1147
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:18,750
with that thing anyway?
1148
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,290
Thought the same thing.
1149
00:49:24,910 --> 00:49:26,870
Look at us, look at you.
1150
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:29,410
Mom!
1151
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,330
Can I bum one of yours
1152
00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:35,410
until these dry out?
1153
00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:38,040
Honey, I am so sorry.
1154
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,370
Honest mistake.
1155
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,790
No, no, no, not about that.
1156
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,790
I just figured out
1157
00:49:44,790 --> 00:49:46,250
why every conversation
1158
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:47,450
turns into a fight.
1159
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:49,330
We're both in nicotine withdrawal.
1160
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,540
Come on,
1161
00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:56,370
let's get you warmed up.
1162
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,620
Guess that explains your cough.
1163
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,700
Finally, common ground.
1164
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:13,540
What's that?
1165
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:14,700
This.
1166
00:50:15,290 --> 00:50:15,950
Finally, the one
1167
00:50:15,950 --> 00:50:16,870
thing we have in common.
1168
00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:19,870
Girl, you are all me.
1169
00:50:20,330 --> 00:50:21,410
Don't kid yourself.
1170
00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:23,500
You think I'm like you.
1171
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:24,870
Oh, yeah.
1172
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:28,620
Smart, stubborn, confident, loner,
1173
00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:30,250
can't tell you anything.
1174
00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:32,290
Sound familiar?
1175
00:50:35,790 --> 00:50:36,500
I think about
1176
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,450
the only thing missing is
1177
00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:39,120
30 years and a smoker's cough,
1178
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,620
but don't worry, that'll come.
1179
00:50:41,870 --> 00:50:42,620
Well, at least you
1180
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:43,330
had dad by my age.
1181
00:50:44,290 --> 00:50:45,410
Hmm, not for long.
1182
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:47,660
What do you mean, I thought he was
1183
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,620
the love of your life?
1184
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:50,750
Mmmm. Nah.
1185
00:50:52,290 --> 00:50:52,830
Nah?
1186
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,250
I mean...
1187
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:55,910
we loved each other
1188
00:50:55,910 --> 00:50:57,290
and we hated each other.
1189
00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,790
We fought like cats and dogs.
1190
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,790
Honestly, if he hadn't...
1191
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:07,910
Died.
1192
00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:10,790
It's okay, you can say it.
1193
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,080
I know that.
1194
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:14,790
If he hadn't...
1195
00:51:15,790 --> 00:51:17,080
he probably would've left me.
1196
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,000
I didn't want you to know that.
1197
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,580
I mean, you were so
1198
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:23,830
young when he passed.
1199
00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:27,120
And I just wanted you to know that
1200
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,500
he was a good man
1201
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,910
and he was a good father.
1202
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,080
But I never could
1203
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,040
keep my mouth shut.
1204
00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:37,370
Everything had to be a fight.
1205
00:51:39,290 --> 00:51:42,450
I loved him, but I love being right
1206
00:51:42,450 --> 00:51:43,540
about everything more.
1207
00:51:46,410 --> 00:51:47,540
Don't make that same mistake.
1208
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,080
Mom, there's no one
1209
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:50,910
to make that mistake on.
1210
00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:52,410
Oh, really?
1211
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,830
The baggage guy?
1212
00:51:57,290 --> 00:51:59,160
Don't...that's not...
1213
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,450
that...no that's...
1214
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:05,910
How did you know?
1215
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,870
Oh, honey, you don't get dolled up
1216
00:52:08,870 --> 00:52:10,450
to go get baggage.
1217
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,950
And every time he texts
1218
00:52:13,950 --> 00:52:15,250
you or you talk about him,
1219
00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:16,120
I don't know, there's
1220
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,080
some certain energy.
1221
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:23,250
Wow, I didn't even know you knew.
1222
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,040
Honey, moms know.
1223
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,540
It's kind of like how moms know
1224
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:29,500
when their kids are
1225
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,580
sick before they know.
1226
00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:32,660
Moms know when
1227
00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:33,500
their kids are in love.
1228
00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:36,870
I do want you to be happy, honey.
1229
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:41,120
Don't become a lonely old woman
1230
00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:42,250
sneaking cigarettes
1231
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:43,330
in her own house.
1232
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:44,910
Well, I'm already
1233
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:45,790
doing that last part.
1234
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,160
Actually, you're sneaking
1235
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,790
cigarettes in my house.
1236
00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:54,700
What do you think?
1237
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,540
Oh! (sighs)
1238
00:52:57,830 --> 00:52:59,120
Wait, where do you put yours?
1239
00:52:59,370 --> 00:52:59,910
Oh.
1240
00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:01,290
I put them in Mrs. Stahl's
1241
00:53:01,290 --> 00:53:02,330
rose bushes!
1242
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:03,450
No.
1243
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:04,950
No, have you seen her roses?
1244
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:05,750
They're like
1245
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:06,750
fertilizer or something.
1246
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:07,330
Really?
1247
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:09,120
(Willa) Rolling!
1248
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,410
Yes, yes.
1249
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,330
Today, we are in
1250
00:53:13,330 --> 00:53:15,330
glorious East San Diego,
1251
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,040
nearly one year after
1252
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,790
I committed my murder.
1253
00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:23,370
Someday, I'll return to
1254
00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:24,540
the scene of the crime.
1255
00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:26,450
The murder of my own career.
1256
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,160
Today, Euclid Avenue.
1257
00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:34,450
Tomorrow, Hollywood.
1258
00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:37,620
What are you laughing at?
1259
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:38,290
-Let's see...
-No!
1260
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,410
Come here, let's
1261
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:40,200
see how you like it.
1262
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:40,870
Come here.
1263
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,290
And nearly...
1264
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,830
while I was
1265
00:53:45,830 --> 00:53:47,330
committing my murder.
1266
00:53:48,330 --> 00:53:48,870
(Willa) Stop.
1267
00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:50,790
This girl, the one right
1268
00:53:50,790 --> 00:53:52,200
here behind the camera,
1269
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,160
she was cutting off her own nose to
1270
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,080
smite her own face.
1271
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:00,580
Ah!
1272
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:01,580
Give that back!
1273
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:04,410
So stay tuned
1274
00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:05,410
because it's about to get
1275
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:06,830
all kinds of wrong in here.
1276
00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:08,700
It's about to get...
1277
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:10,330
ALL kinds of wrong in here.
1278
00:54:12,790 --> 00:54:13,660
I actually like that.
1279
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,950
I think that's a good tagline.
1280
00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:16,870
Yeah, it just popped out.
1281
00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:17,450
Okay.
1282
00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:20,580
What do we do now?
1283
00:54:20,830 --> 00:54:22,660
Well, we post and see.
1284
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:26,200
The slow climb of the disgraced.
1285
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,500
Yeah, I like it.
1286
00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:30,000
Wait, how slow?
1287
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,410
I don't want to take too long.
1288
00:54:32,910 --> 00:54:34,040
All right, enough, I'm ready.
1289
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:35,700
Volume!
1290
00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:36,450
Scared me.
1291
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,200
Sheesh!
1292
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:38,370
Enough what?
1293
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:39,660
Enough of this.
1294
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,120
I know we've only
1295
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,580
just said it jokingly,
1296
00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,290
but I think it's time that we have a
1297
00:54:44,290 --> 00:54:45,200
real conversation
1298
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,540
about what this is.
1299
00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:47,290
Okay, good.
1300
00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:48,160
What is this?
1301
00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:49,450
What is this?
1302
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,200
Where are you go--
1303
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,160
Listen, I'll tell you what.
1304
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,870
I live about a block from here.
1305
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,370
I think that'll be a better place
1306
00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:03,330
to have...
1307
00:55:03,330 --> 00:55:06,200
THIS conversation, yeah?
1308
00:55:10,870 --> 00:55:11,910
Don't make that face.
1309
00:55:21,790 --> 00:55:23,040
Ah!
1310
00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:25,910
(Calvin) Forgot my coffee
1311
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:26,370
in the car.
1312
00:55:26,370 --> 00:55:27,040
It'll be alright.
1313
00:55:28,330 --> 00:55:29,500
Yeah! What'cha think?
1314
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,250
This is...
1315
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,040
my casa!
1316
00:55:38,540 --> 00:55:40,000
Okay, well, I guess
1317
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,950
you don't like it, but...
1318
00:55:43,790 --> 00:55:45,660
Okay, so what is...
1319
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,200
thiiiis?
1320
00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:49,330
I think this is what
1321
00:55:49,330 --> 00:55:50,370
people who don't suck
1322
00:55:50,370 --> 00:55:51,370
at interpersonal
1323
00:55:51,370 --> 00:55:52,500
skills call a relationship.
1324
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,540
Are we in a...
1325
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,540
It's sure headed that way.
1326
00:55:58,910 --> 00:55:59,620
Right?
1327
00:56:02,330 --> 00:56:03,410
Yeah, I thought so.
1328
00:56:04,330 --> 00:56:05,910
Willa! Will you sit down?
1329
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,870
Wow, we really do suck at this.
1330
00:56:14,410 --> 00:56:15,200
And we're alone.
1331
00:56:16,330 --> 00:56:17,200
Well, no more.
1332
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,000
I mean...
1333
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:20,410
we obviously
1334
00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:21,500
rub people the wrong way,
1335
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,500
but we get along.
1336
00:56:22,910 --> 00:56:24,410
So maybe all this time alone
1337
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,370
and all this time
1338
00:56:25,370 --> 00:56:26,540
pushing people away
1339
00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:28,330
was just so we could
1340
00:56:28,330 --> 00:56:29,160
find that one person
1341
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,120
who could stand us...
1342
00:56:30,910 --> 00:56:32,120
just the way we are.
1343
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,790
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to...
1344
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:39,080
You made us sound like used cars.
1345
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,410
That's exactly what we are.
1346
00:56:43,410 --> 00:56:45,160
Dents and dings and who
1347
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,370
knows what's under the hood,
1348
00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:47,410
but you buy it as is.
1349
00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:50,450
Willa!
1350
00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:53,580
My beautiful '96 Tercel...
1351
00:56:54,790 --> 00:56:57,500
I will buy you as is.
1352
00:56:57,660 --> 00:56:58,250
Mmm.
1353
00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:59,660
And Calvin, my
1354
00:57:00,330 --> 00:57:02,040
dented AMC Pacer,
1355
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,910
I will buy you if
1356
00:57:03,910 --> 00:57:04,910
you let me paint you.
1357
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,040
Paint away.
1358
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,660
No, seriously, you need a severe
1359
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,000
wardrobe makeover.
1360
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:11,790
I mean, it's--
1361
00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:12,450
Ahhh!
1362
00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:13,750
My God, I can't stop.
1363
00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:15,410
Stop what?
1364
00:57:15,950 --> 00:57:17,200
This is what I do.
1365
00:57:17,830 --> 00:57:20,080
You tell me that you'll buy me as is
1366
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,040
and the first thing I do
1367
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,080
is I start making changes.
1368
00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:23,250
It's fine!
1369
00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:24,790
-No, it's not fine.
-It IS fine!
1370
00:57:25,370 --> 00:57:26,910
We don't know what we're doing with
1371
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:28,080
the relationship thing.
1372
00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:29,870
I suck at it.
1373
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,160
You suck at it.
1374
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:33,870
Let's just suck at it together
1375
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:35,500
and then we can get
1376
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,370
good at it together.
1377
00:57:38,290 --> 00:57:38,790
Yeah.
1378
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:41,160
And hey.
1379
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:42,000
Yeah?
1380
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,200
37 likes so far.
1381
00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,700
Oh yeah.
1382
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:46,330
Hmm!
1383
00:57:49,370 --> 00:57:50,370
Mwah!
1384
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,080
Wow, I have a girlfriend.
1385
00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:55,250
Oh, Willa has a boyfriend.
1386
00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:56,040
Shut up.
1387
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,040
You sound like an idiot.
1388
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,790
But yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
1389
00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:03,500
Tell me about him.
1390
00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:05,290
Stop.
1391
00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:06,080
Tell me about him!
1392
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,660
Knock it off!
1393
00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:07,370
Tell me about him!
1394
00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:09,160
-Stop.
-Make me!
1395
00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:10,750
-Make me.
-Make you?
1396
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,250
Oh, all right.
1397
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:15,250
You got lucky.
1398
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:16,660
Mm-hmm.
1399
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:23,540
Okay, let me up.
1400
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:24,830
Make me.
1401
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,700
Okay.
1402
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,200
-You win.
-Yeah.
1403
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,500
You gotta be kidding me.
1404
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,330
Let me shut it off.
1405
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:48,250
No, no, get it.
1406
00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:49,790
Might be important.
1407
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:51,830
Hello?
1408
00:58:53,450 --> 00:58:54,620
Yes, this is Willa Rhoades.
1409
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:57,250
You do?
1410
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,910
What is it?
1411
00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:01,040
Yes, yes.
1412
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,080
Oh, okay, yeah.
1413
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,540
Can you give me 45 minutes?
1414
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:05,950
Okay, great.
1415
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,250
Thank you.
1416
00:59:08,290 --> 00:59:09,120
I have to go.
1417
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,410
This was a guy who
1418
00:59:10,410 --> 00:59:11,370
wants to do an interview
1419
00:59:11,370 --> 00:59:12,450
about a job in Seattle.
1420
00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:14,580
That's...great.
1421
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:15,620
I have to go.
1422
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:16,450
Okay.
1423
00:59:17,910 --> 00:59:19,540
Oh. Don't forget your--
1424
00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:20,700
Your computer.
1425
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,250
If this works out, you and I can
1426
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,540
not suck at this in Seattle.
1427
00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:32,700
You want me to go with you?
1428
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,450
Yeah.
1429
00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:45,790
(Willa) Mom, Mom, I have some good news.
1430
00:59:45,910 --> 00:59:47,080
Well, I could turn into good news,
1431
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,790
but I have to jump on a call.
1432
00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:50,080
(Debbie) I'm in the bathroom.
1433
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:50,950
I'm just getting
1434
00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:51,870
ready to take a shower.
1435
00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:53,410
We'll pop outside when you're done.
1436
00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:55,080
It's our thing, apparently.
1437
01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,620
Hi, good afternoon.
1438
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:06,660
Thanks so much for
1439
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:07,790
getting in touch with me.
1440
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,750
Thank you for being so flexible.
1441
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,580
We've been scouring the earth
1442
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,040
just to find the right person.
1443
01:00:13,290 --> 01:00:14,620
We feel like you might be her.
1444
01:00:14,790 --> 01:00:16,160
Oh, that's so great to hear.
1445
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:20,330
Wait, you do know who I am, right?
1446
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,290
I just want to be completely honest
1447
01:00:22,290 --> 01:00:23,410
in case it's a problem.
1448
01:00:24,330 --> 01:00:25,540
Miss Rhoades, there isn't a tech
1449
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:26,500
company in the world
1450
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,950
who doesn't know who you are.
1451
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:28,870
It's been a year.
1452
01:00:28,870 --> 01:00:29,450
It will be fine.
1453
01:00:30,330 --> 01:00:31,160
Okay.
1454
01:00:31,370 --> 01:00:32,950
(Willa) I just didn't want to mislead you.
1455
01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:35,500
Hmmm.
1456
01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:37,870
Somehow jewelry
1457
01:00:37,870 --> 01:00:39,250
doesn't seem right.
1458
01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:47,370
Mm.
1459
01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:48,870
Perfect.
1460
01:00:55,370 --> 01:00:56,160
Really?
1461
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,540
(Interviewer) And can you be in Seattle at the
1462
01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:04,870
beginning of January?
1463
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:09,080
Ummm...
1464
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:13,000
Yeah, yeah, that's not a problem.
1465
01:01:13,830 --> 01:01:15,040
Great, we'll send you over the
1466
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:15,950
relevant documents,
1467
01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,290
call if you have any questions,
1468
01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:18,450
and we'll see you in
1469
01:01:18,450 --> 01:01:19,660
Seattle in January.
1470
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,160
I can't wait to meet you in prison.
1471
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,160
Yes, me too.
1472
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,370
Thanks! Speak to you soon.
1473
01:01:31,330 --> 01:01:33,950
Mom, I'm ready for a secret now.
1474
01:01:37,290 --> 01:01:38,000
Mom.
1475
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,580
Mom?
1476
01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:48,040
Mom?
1477
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,290
Mom?
1478
01:01:51,950 --> 01:01:53,120
Mom, answer me.
1479
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,370
Mom, Mom.
1480
01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:58,160
Mom! ANSWER ME!
1481
01:01:58,750 --> 01:01:59,540
Mom!
1482
01:02:07,950 --> 01:02:09,910
(Operator) 911. What's the nature of your emergency?
1483
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,160
Hi, yes, it's my mother.
1484
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,200
She's in the shower
1485
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,410
and she's not responding.
1486
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,160
Okay, I might just...
1487
01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:19,700
Yes, but I can't feel one.
1488
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:22,500
Is there anything else I should do?
1489
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:24,370
Okay.
1490
01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,750
Come on, Mom.
1491
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:31,040
Come on, don't do...
1492
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,620
please wake up!
1493
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,370
Mom, Mom, please, wake up.
1494
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:43,660
Don't do this now, please.
1495
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,700
(Debbie) Yeah, you kicked their butts.
1496
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:57,080
Hey, did you remember that?
1497
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,200
You were so loud.
1498
01:03:00,370 --> 01:03:01,540
(Willa) I'll come visit all
1499
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:02,660
the time, I promise.
1500
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,040
I'm sorry I couldn't
1501
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,330
keep my promise.
1502
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,370
Please don't do this.
1503
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,870
Oh no, I was just getting to know you!
1504
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,370
Mom, wake up.
1505
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,120
Not now!
1506
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,040
I'm having a go at it
1507
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,120
with the baggage guy.
1508
01:03:29,950 --> 01:03:31,080
You were right!
1509
01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:16,660
You're Willa, right?
1510
01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:18,750
Uh-huh, yeah.
1511
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,330
Thought so.
1512
01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:22,790
I can see the resemblance.
1513
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,540
Okay, and you are?
1514
01:04:26,410 --> 01:04:27,580
Dr. Chambers.
1515
01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:29,450
Your mom's been
1516
01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,790
seeing me for years.
1517
01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:32,790
Her oncologist called me--
1518
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,290
Oncologist?
1519
01:04:34,950 --> 01:04:36,160
What is in--
1520
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,790
Cancer. Yes.
1521
01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:45,540
Oh, oh, you didn't know.
1522
01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:48,040
Your mom had stage
1523
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,200
three lung cancer.
1524
01:04:49,870 --> 01:04:51,370
The paramedics found her card while
1525
01:04:51,370 --> 01:04:52,370
looking for your mom's ID
1526
01:04:52,370 --> 01:04:53,620
and told me to come over.
1527
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,040
May I?
1528
01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,620
I didn't know she
1529
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:00,790
never said anything.
1530
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,200
Not to sound cold
1531
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,370
but also not surprising.
1532
01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:12,250
I told her to
1533
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,500
quit those damn things.
1534
01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:16,950
What's so funny?
1535
01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:18,830
I didn't even know she
1536
01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:20,200
smoked until a few days ago.
1537
01:05:21,950 --> 01:05:23,080
Turns out it was one of the few
1538
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,040
things we had in common.
1539
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,040
Well, that's a family tradition you
1540
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,410
might wanna break, hon.
1541
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,200
Yeah.
1542
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,080
Probably.
1543
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,160
But, this is not a time for a lecture.
1544
01:05:35,410 --> 01:05:36,660
I'll call you in a few days with any
1545
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:37,660
more information.
1546
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,910
Hey, baby, it's okay, baby.
1547
01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:42,540
I'm right here.
1548
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,330
I'm here.
1549
01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:52,250
I'm right here.
1550
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:23,410
Hey.
1551
01:06:24,330 --> 01:06:25,500
You're still here.
1552
01:06:25,870 --> 01:06:27,370
Of course I'm still here.
1553
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,910
Having someone here for me,
1554
01:06:30,910 --> 01:06:32,080
it's kind of a new thing.
1555
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,370
Do you need anything?
1556
01:06:34,950 --> 01:06:35,830
Are you hungry?
1557
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:37,790
No.
1558
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,330
Oh, maybe some water?
1559
01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:43,750
Yeah, baby, stay here, I got you.
1560
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:47,250
Thanks.
1561
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:51,620
Sorry, I'm not used to
1562
01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:53,200
having anyone do stuff for me.
1563
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,290
Get used to it.
1564
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,580
Ah.
1565
01:07:07,370 --> 01:07:09,000
I was just getting to know her.
1566
01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:11,370
We were never really that close,
1567
01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:13,250
and now I'm finding out I'm almost
1568
01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:15,080
exactly like her.
1569
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,910
If only there had been more time.
1570
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,000
There's never enough time.
1571
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:25,660
No matter how much time you think
1572
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,160
you have, it's never enough.
1573
01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:35,500
Now, that I think about it,
1574
01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:38,120
It's probably why...
1575
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:40,450
Why what?
1576
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,160
Nothing.
1577
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,580
It's okay, you can tell me.
1578
01:07:50,410 --> 01:07:51,290
I just don't want to
1579
01:07:51,290 --> 01:07:52,160
make this about me.
1580
01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:54,620
I'm asking.
1581
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,620
I was married.
1582
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,620
When?
1583
01:08:05,410 --> 01:08:08,580
About six years ago, when I got my
1584
01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:10,410
first good gig in LA,
1585
01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:13,790
she was a makeup artist.
1586
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:15,080
For about three months
1587
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:15,830
we were inseparable.
1588
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,410
And, uh....
1589
01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:20,120
one night at 3 a.m. on a whim
1590
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,790
we drove to Vegas,
1591
01:08:22,870 --> 01:08:24,000
got married.
1592
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,290
After three months.
1593
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:29,040
Yeah. Can you believe that?
1594
01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:31,870
Given the past couple
1595
01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:32,950
of weeks, I kind of can.
1596
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:36,200
Go on.
1597
01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:37,290
My parents got
1598
01:08:37,290 --> 01:08:38,410
divorced when I was four.
1599
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,830
And I spent time
1600
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:43,700
with my uncles and aunts
1601
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:45,450
and at my friends houses,
1602
01:08:45,450 --> 01:08:46,580
more than I did
1603
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,700
with my own parents.
1604
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:49,910
Sarah...
1605
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,500
that was her name, Sarah.
1606
01:08:53,870 --> 01:08:54,830
Was?
1607
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,200
Sarah was the only
1608
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,370
person who really loved me.
1609
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:00,540
She was not the only,
1610
01:09:00,790 --> 01:09:02,000
she was maybe the first.
1611
01:09:02,450 --> 01:09:03,000
Yeah.
1612
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,040
About a month before Christmas,
1613
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:14,580
THE Christmas,
1614
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,080
I got a phone call in the
1615
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,200
middle of the night.
1616
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,620
Hit and run on the 405.
1617
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,580
She was...
1618
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:32,910
It's okay.
1619
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,370
I told myself, I said,
1620
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,330
I'm never letting anyone get
1621
01:09:40,330 --> 01:09:41,160
this close to me again.
1622
01:09:42,290 --> 01:09:43,290
I was never gonna let
1623
01:09:43,290 --> 01:09:44,540
myself hurt like that again.
1624
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:45,950
Never?
1625
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,160
Not until about
1626
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,080
a couple of weeks ago.
1627
01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:04,410
Sorry, hold on.
1628
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:12,500
Hey, what's in London?
1629
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:14,660
Nothing.
1630
01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:15,750
No. Bull!
1631
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,750
It's not nothing, tell me.
1632
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,540
Now, it's not the time.
1633
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,200
Now is absolutely the
1634
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,750
right time, so tell me now.
1635
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,620
You remember Katrina,
1636
01:10:25,790 --> 01:10:26,950
the one who had your luggage?
1637
01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:28,750
Yeah, of course.
1638
01:10:29,370 --> 01:10:31,160
Yeah, I sent her the video we made
1639
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,870
and she sent it to a friend and
1640
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,160
there's this job opportunity.
1641
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:37,450
I would be an American correspondant
1642
01:10:37,830 --> 01:10:39,950
for a news channel in London.
1643
01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:43,160
And because I haven't made a name
1644
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:43,950
for myself like that
1645
01:10:43,950 --> 01:10:46,620
in the UK, they're
1646
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:47,870
willing to give me a chance.
1647
01:10:48,450 --> 01:10:50,080
That's amazing, why would you--
1648
01:10:52,950 --> 01:10:53,750
Oh.
1649
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:54,790
(Calvin) Yeah, oh.
1650
01:10:55,870 --> 01:10:57,160
In London, right.
1651
01:10:57,950 --> 01:10:59,160
Okay, and were you just not gonna
1652
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,120
tell me any of this?
1653
01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:02,330
No, I, may--
1654
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:05,910
I can't go.
1655
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,790
What do you mean you can't go?
1656
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:09,660
You said so yourself, this industry
1657
01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:10,910
doesn't give out second chances.
1658
01:11:10,910 --> 01:11:12,120
This is your second chance.
1659
01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:13,830
You're my second chance.
1660
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,790
I'd rather stay here
1661
01:11:15,790 --> 01:11:16,750
and be happy with you.
1662
01:11:16,830 --> 01:11:18,910
No, you can't not go, you'll hate me
1663
01:11:18,910 --> 01:11:20,330
forever if you don't.
1664
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:21,500
Okay.
1665
01:11:22,290 --> 01:11:23,540
Speaking of which, how did
1666
01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:24,160
your interview go?
1667
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,040
Really great, unfortunately.
1668
01:11:26,830 --> 01:11:27,790
Unfortunately?
1669
01:11:27,790 --> 01:11:28,870
We can go to Seattle
1670
01:11:28,870 --> 01:11:30,950
and problem solved.
1671
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,080
No, problem not solved.
1672
01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:34,540
Willa, are you serious?
1673
01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:38,080
How do you know my passcode?
1674
01:11:38,290 --> 01:11:39,080
Please.
1675
01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:40,450
We'd like to announce
1676
01:11:40,450 --> 01:11:41,870
your addition to the team,
1677
01:11:41,870 --> 01:11:42,700
what our Christmas
1678
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,750
special, what the t-
1679
01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:45,410
This is your starting salary?
1680
01:11:46,330 --> 01:11:47,790
Why are you gonna tell me this?
1681
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,200
Never, because I'm not going.
1682
01:11:49,660 --> 01:11:50,910
You have to go.
1683
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:53,870
It's not your decision to make.
1684
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,370
Yeah, how about that?
1685
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:56,250
Not my decision?
1686
01:11:56,620 --> 01:11:57,080
Yeah.
1687
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:57,830
All right, fine.
1688
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,330
I think you need to leave.
1689
01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:00,540
Okay, Willa...
1690
01:12:01,410 --> 01:12:02,200
Willa!
1691
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:03,830
Come on, calm down.
1692
01:12:03,870 --> 01:12:04,700
No, no, no, no.
1693
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,700
I love you, I love you.
1694
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:07,540
No, well, I don't love you!
1695
01:12:07,750 --> 01:12:08,330
No.
1696
01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:09,450
What?
1697
01:12:10,870 --> 01:12:12,040
And I don't think you need to
1698
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,000
come to Seattle with me.
1699
01:12:15,370 --> 01:12:17,370
Yeah, besides I have, I have a...
1700
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,950
boyfriend up there
1701
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,250
and we're talking about maybe
1702
01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,370
getting back together.
1703
01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:23,370
A boyfriend, Willa?
1704
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,410
Boyfriend named...
1705
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:28,580
Carl.
1706
01:12:30,870 --> 01:12:31,580
Carl?
1707
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,330
Carl.
1708
01:12:36,370 --> 01:12:37,160
Right, right.
1709
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:38,870
You know what? Well.
1710
01:12:40,290 --> 01:12:41,410
I wish you and Carl the best.
1711
01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:42,790
And here..
1712
01:12:43,330 --> 01:12:44,500
hope you like it.
1713
01:12:58,660 --> 01:12:59,830
I love it!
1714
01:13:05,950 --> 01:13:07,580
♩Thinking of the fallout ♩
1715
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:09,250
♩It leaves me numb ♩
1716
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:10,870
♩But it's something that might♩
1717
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:12,370
♩never come♩
1718
01:13:12,370 --> 01:13:14,700
♩So I'll be waiting♩
1719
01:13:16,410 --> 01:13:17,830
♩Here in your arms♩
1720
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:24,830
Are you Willa?
1721
01:13:24,830 --> 01:13:26,000
♩I'll be waiting♩
1722
01:13:26,910 --> 01:13:28,370
♩I'll be waiting♩
1723
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,830
♩I'll be waiting♩
1724
01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:36,290
♩I'll be waiting♩
1725
01:13:40,540 --> 01:13:42,370
♩I'll be waiting♩
1726
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:45,000
♩I'll be waiting♩
1727
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,410
Bye, mom!
1728
01:13:49,450 --> 01:13:50,540
I love you!
1729
01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:53,790
I wish I said that more often.
1730
01:13:53,790 --> 01:13:56,120
(Debbie) This is why people don't like you.
1731
01:14:00,790 --> 01:14:02,410
Terminal two, please.
1732
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:04,120
You got it, where
1733
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,120
are you traveling to?
1734
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:07,450
I'm going um...
1735
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,120
home.
1736
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,620
♩Thinking of the fallout ♩
1737
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:13,950
♩It leaves me numb♩
1738
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,080
♩But something might never come♩
1739
01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:20,660
♩So I'll be waiting♩
1740
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,500
♩Here in your arms♩
1741
01:14:25,290 --> 01:14:28,370
♩I'll be waiting♩
1742
01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:31,200
♩Here in your arms♩
1743
01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:36,540
♩I'll be waiting♩
1744
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,330
♩Here in your arms♩
1745
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,120
Hey!
1746
01:14:59,830 --> 01:15:00,750
Security is
1747
01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:01,790
everyone's responsibility.
1748
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,250
Please do not leave your bags
1749
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:04,700
unattended at any time.
1750
01:15:05,290 --> 01:15:07,830
(Loudspeaker) This is Notting Hill Gate.
1751
01:15:07,830 --> 01:15:09,370
Change for the Central Line.
1752
01:15:09,870 --> 01:15:11,830
This is a Circle Line train
1753
01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:13,040
via High Street,
1754
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,660
Kensington, and Victoria.
1755
01:15:16,370 --> 01:15:17,660
Lady, you wanna move it?
1756
01:15:19,330 --> 01:15:21,080
Oh my God, some people,
1757
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:21,950
it's like you've never
1758
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:22,950
been in an airport before.
1759
01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:25,790
Seriously, oh my God.
1760
01:15:26,950 --> 01:15:28,040
Oh my God, I sound so rude.
1761
01:15:28,330 --> 01:15:29,660
I didn't mean to, I just, oh,
1762
01:15:29,910 --> 01:15:30,750
Christmas just makes me
1763
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:31,870
go really crazy, you know?
1764
01:15:31,870 --> 01:15:32,950
And like, I didn't think
1765
01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:34,160
I'd be that crazy person.
1766
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,040
I just, here I was,
1767
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,040
and there you were,
1768
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,250
and then now I'm, now
1769
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,200
you're running away from me,
1770
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,000
and I feel like I just
1771
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:39,830
sort of wanna apologize,
1772
01:15:39,830 --> 01:15:41,040
but you're not gonna listen to me,
1773
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,200
and now everyone else is listening
1774
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:42,700
but whatever.
1775
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:43,410
Okay, I'm just gonna
1776
01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:44,500
announce it for the whole world.
1777
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,160
Anyway, I'm sorry,
1778
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,330
lady, I'm really sorry.
1779
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,200
♩...we got to go ♩
1780
01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:49,830
♩Our bags are packed♩
1781
01:15:49,870 --> 01:15:51,950
♩So what we waiting for♩
1782
01:15:54,870 --> 01:15:57,200
♩There's no point in delaying♩
1783
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,660
♩What we both already know♩
1784
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,040
♩ Escape this town with me ♩
1785
01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:09,660
♩ Escape this town with me ♩
1786
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,290
♩We could rent a room♩
1787
01:16:16,290 --> 01:16:18,500
♩And watch the stars♩
1788
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,040
♩dance around the moon♩
1789
01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:24,750
♩Fall asleep to the sounds of the sea♩
1790
01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:29,540
♩With you right by my side♩
1791
01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:32,620
♩It's such a sweet life♩
1792
01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:35,500
♩Escape this town with me♩
1793
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:41,580
♩Escape this town with me♩
1794
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:48,450
♩Nowhere else to be♩
1795
01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:55,620
♩Escape this town with me♩
1796
01:17:06,620 --> 01:17:08,120
(Alan) We're here on the River Thames
1797
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,120
for our annual Christmas Special.
1798
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,080
And special,
1799
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:11,950
it is indeed.
1800
01:17:12,830 --> 01:17:13,790
We're also pleased to
1801
01:17:13,790 --> 01:17:15,080
announce the newest member
1802
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,410
of our team all the
1803
01:17:16,410 --> 01:17:17,540
way from Hollywood,
1804
01:17:17,620 --> 01:17:19,000
Mr. Calvin Daly.
1805
01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:21,120
Hello, Calvin, welcome to the team.
1806
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,040
Thanks, Alan.
1807
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,040
Happy to be here.
1808
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,620
There's something odd about a warm
1809
01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,080
and sunny Christmas,
1810
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:31,080
but here, it really
1811
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:31,950
feels like Christmas.
1812
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:33,910
I mean, look at that river.
1813
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:37,330
(Alan) No palm trees here, that's for sure.
1814
01:17:37,830 --> 01:17:39,700
Yes, and what you lack of palm
1815
01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,330
trees, you have in lights.
1816
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,450
Wonderful, well,
1817
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:45,790
welcome to the team, Calvin.
1818
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,200
We do hope that you'll
1819
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,700
be happy here in London.
1820
01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:50,200
I'm sure I will.
1821
01:17:50,870 --> 01:17:51,790
Let's head back over
1822
01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:52,870
to Samantha Collins,
1823
01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:54,370
who's in Greenwich, where the
1824
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:55,660
largest ice skating ring
1825
01:17:55,660 --> 01:17:57,410
in Europe is in operation.
1826
01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:00,580
(Cameraman) Clear!
1827
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,450
Great job, mate, great job.
1828
01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:03,870
-Seriously. Welcome.
-Thank you.
1829
01:18:03,870 --> 01:18:04,580
Welcome to the team.
1830
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:05,700
It really is beautiful.
1831
01:18:06,370 --> 01:18:07,500
First time in London?
1832
01:18:07,580 --> 01:18:08,660
Yeah, actually.
1833
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,500
But I'm sure I'll like it here.
1834
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:12,290
I'm sure you will.
1835
01:18:12,290 --> 01:18:13,160
Well, listen, if you
1836
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,370
excuse me, I'm freezing,
1837
01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:15,620
so I'm gonna shoot off.
1838
01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:16,500
You're free--
1839
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,410
You're freezing?
1840
01:18:17,410 --> 01:18:18,450
I'm still used to California.
1841
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:20,700
Seriously, welcome
1842
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:21,580
to the team, Calvin.
1843
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,080
-See you soon.
-Thank you so much.
1844
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,700
I'll see you.
1845
01:18:38,410 --> 01:18:39,700
Hey, you.
1846
01:18:42,370 --> 01:18:43,910
Oh yeah, what's that?
1847
01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:47,870
(Willa) The one you put on my finger
1848
01:18:47,870 --> 01:18:49,700
when you ask me to marry you.
1849
01:18:52,410 --> 01:18:54,040
Are you--
1850
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,910
Aren't you supposed to be in Seattle?
1851
01:19:00,950 --> 01:19:02,450
What are you doing here?
1852
01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:05,040
Aren't you gonna buy me a drink?
1853
01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:10,120
Can't buy you a drink.
1854
01:19:11,370 --> 01:19:12,870
What, I just flew all the way to
1855
01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:13,950
London to see you.
1856
01:19:14,790 --> 01:19:15,660
Well then...
1857
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,120
you know what would
1858
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,040
be romantic?
1859
01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:22,080
A walk around the Thames?
1860
01:19:24,330 --> 01:19:26,040
Wow, you have gone soft on me.
1861
01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:28,910
It's okay, apparently I have to.
1862
01:19:32,620 --> 01:19:34,660
Willa, I love you.
1863
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,620
I love you too.
1864
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:51,830
You like the broadcast?
1865
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,290
Oh, it was absolutely
1866
01:19:53,290 --> 01:19:54,910
abysmal, totally cheesy.
1867
01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:58,700
-Okay, okay, that alright.
-It's okay.
1868
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,330
You're out of practice.
1869
01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:01,370
You just have to
1870
01:20:01,370 --> 01:20:02,200
like, practice again.
1871
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,660
Oh, so nice to see you, you really
1872
01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:05,330
made this Christmas special.
1873
01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:46,370
Listen, you are here
1874
01:20:46,370 --> 01:20:47,120
and you're helping me,
1875
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,330
so I am not asking.
1876
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:52,870
(Travis) All right.
1877
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:54,330
(Travis) Reset.
1878
01:20:54,330 --> 01:20:55,870
Oh my God, I'm losing, I'm
1879
01:20:55,870 --> 01:20:56,870
completely losing it.
1880
01:21:00,870 --> 01:21:01,620
I'll stay in touch.
1881
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,620
(Travis) Cut!
1882
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:19,910
I just figured out
1883
01:21:19,910 --> 01:21:21,790
why every time we fight,
1884
01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:22,910
(Travis) Nope!
1885
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:24,910
I just figured out why every
1886
01:21:24,910 --> 01:21:26,830
conversation, blah, blah, blah,
1887
01:21:26,870 --> 01:21:28,540
I just figured out why every
1888
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,660
conversation turns into a fight.
1889
01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:32,540
We're both in nicotine withdrawal.
1890
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,040
(Mitch) Yeah, there's a
1891
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,160
monitor back there, yep.
1892
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,000
(Lara) Guys.
1893
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:40,950
(Mitch) It's funny, in this movie,
1894
01:21:40,950 --> 01:21:42,040
there's a film crew right
1895
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,250
behind her at all times.
1896
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,410
(Louise) WHAT!!?
1897
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:46,160
(Travis) No, no, no, no, it's not you, it's
1898
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:46,830
not you, it's you.
1899
01:21:46,950 --> 01:21:47,830
(James) OW!
1900
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,040
Sorry, sorry James.
1901
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:51,910
(James) It's okay.
1902
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:53,910
Love you James.
1903
01:21:54,540 --> 01:21:55,290
-That's not--
-How'd--
1904
01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,700
(Travis) Google Maps dude.
1905
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,080
You gave him your address at the airport!
1906
01:22:01,910 --> 01:22:03,000
(Travis) All right, reset.
1907
01:22:06,370 --> 01:22:07,410
Action.
1908
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:12,250
Cut.
1909
01:22:12,450 --> 01:22:13,160
Ooh, ah.
1910
01:22:14,370 --> 01:22:15,700
Stop, you're gonna turn yourself red.
1911
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:17,410
Okay, all right, I'm good.
1912
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:19,250
-Wow, it's been a while.
1913
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,290
(Travis) Reset!
1914
01:22:26,950 --> 01:22:27,790
(Travis) Is it locked?
1915
01:22:27,790 --> 01:22:28,620
(Christopher) Yeah.
1916
01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:33,000
(Christopher) Willa did it.
1917
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,200
(Mitch) I lost the keys to my house.
1918
01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:36,750
(Christopher) How did it end up locked?
1919
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,080
(Lara) I don't know.
1920
01:22:38,290 --> 01:22:39,790
(Lara) I didn't do it, I'm outside with you.
1921
01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:41,830
I had a boyfriend.
1922
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,000
You have a boyfriend.
1923
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:50,370
Oh, okay.
1924
01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,450
I was saying most of my
1925
01:22:51,450 --> 01:22:52,660
Uber drivers are really cold
1926
01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:53,790
and they don't look at me.
1927
01:22:53,790 --> 01:22:54,790
-Oh yeah.
-All right.
1928
01:22:55,910 --> 01:22:57,700
Got your job Calvin, the mayor.
1929
01:22:58,750 --> 01:22:59,500
You know what?
1930
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,370
(Travis) Led to the end of the company.
1931
01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:04,660
That led.
1932
01:23:04,870 --> 01:23:06,620
I accidentally sent a sarcastic post
1933
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,620
that eventually led to the end of
1934
01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:09,620
the company I work for.
1935
01:23:09,830 --> 01:23:10,620
Duhhh!
1936
01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:11,750
Okay.
1937
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,290
We missed a line.
1938
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,750
Oh, confirmation or ticket.
1939
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:18,830
Are you serious?
1940
01:23:18,830 --> 01:23:19,950
That's where I lean in on it.
1941
01:23:19,950 --> 01:23:20,790
Sorry, I was too busy
1942
01:23:20,790 --> 01:23:22,200
trying to make it funny, sorry.
1943
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:23,830
Wasn't funny Chris.
1944
01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:25,370
Wasn't funny at all.
1945
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:27,410
You lost a line.
1946
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:28,370
Whatever.
1947
01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:30,330
(Travis) Reset.
1948
01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:31,500
(Azucena) Jerk!
1949
01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:32,660
(Azucena) Oop!
1950
01:23:35,290 --> 01:23:37,160
(Travis) Cut!
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