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So.
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So, right about here.
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Okay, all set.
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Yes!
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I love my life.
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Yeah.
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Codependency.
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Co. Dependency.
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It's one of those big,
confusing words floating around
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that you don't even
pay attention to.
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Until it happens to you.
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And at first it sounds great,
you know?
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You love someone and
you need someone so much
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that you can't properly
function without them?
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Uh, yes, please!
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But then you start to realize,
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"Oh,
there's a darker side to this."
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What if that very person is the
thing that's holding you back?
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Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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Hey.
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Are you kidding me?
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Why are you here?
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Yes, I realize you stowed away
in my special bag,
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even though I forbade you.
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I'm asking you why you're here.
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That is-- That's just--
That's not true.
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No, I don't.
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No, I do not!
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No, no, I don't need you!
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You go!
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You get out of here!
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As I was saying before
I was rudely interrupted,
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this is Brant.
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My first solo project.
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Hmm, look at that sweet,
beautiful face.
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I don't think I've ever been so
excited to get to know someone.
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Who is he?
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I mean, sure, he loves
Bikram Yoga, he loves squash,
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he loves his extensive Blues
Traveler bootleg collection.
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And, yeah,
he has interpersonal issues
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with his little sister, Justine,
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who, by the way, is sleeping
with his best friend, Garrett,
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even though
he doesn't know it yet.
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And he did just lose his job,
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making him a great candidate
to film a stranger in a motel
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for a thousand dollars.
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But honestly,
do you really know someone?
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Until they walk in your door--
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Uh, you look different
than your picture.
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Uh, don't we all?
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I mean, I hope you're
not disappointed or...
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You look really different.
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Harry P?
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I'm sorry?
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I-- I have the wrong room,
I'm so sorry.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What if you have the right room?
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What if fate
brought you to me tonight
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instead of to your friend,
Harry P?
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Yeah, no.
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Can't believe I just did that.
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I can't believe it.
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I just let a big fish
like that just...
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just walk down the hall.
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I could have said I was his
friend, Harry P, you know?
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And-- and we could be in here
right now just partying.
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Just having a great time and--
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I mean, is it real?
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Can I not do this on my own or?
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I don't think so.
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No, no, no, it's not, no.
You know what? No.
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This is not a me issue.
This is a Brant issue.
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That's what this is.
It is a Brant issue. Yes.
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He is the one who is late.
It is not me.
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And by the way,
he's not that late.
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And even if he was late,
who cares?
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People are late,
he's a human being.
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He's gonna get here,
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we're gonna have a great time
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and it's gonna be fine.
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Buddy!
Brant, it's your friend, Kyle.
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It is, uh, late.
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We said 8:30 p.m.
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I did ask you if
you were a dependable person.
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You said yes
and I believed you, so...
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I hope nothing terrible
has happened to you, you know?
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And-- and--
and I'm worried about you.
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Less about you being late,
but just your well-being, so...
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Um, yeah, just worried
about you. Okay.
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Brant, this is Kyle again.
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I just have to say
one last thing.
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I think you're being
really unprofessional.
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And you know what?
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Unprofessional is fine,
but you know what's not fine?
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Being rude and inconsiderate.
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So, while I still hope nothing
bad has happened to you,
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if something bad
did not happen to you,
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and you are this late
of your own accord,
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then maybe I wish
something bad did happen to you.
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Something really bad.
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All right, that was--
that was a little much.
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Yeah, that was--
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that was unnecessary.
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God, you're so cranky.
Why are you so cranky?
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Honestly, this is not good.
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This-- this behavior is--
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this is a slippery slope.
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Welcome back.
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I can't help but notice
you barely touched your food.
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I got you your favorite.
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Chang's.
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P.F. Chang's.
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Peach buzz.
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All right, fine. Fine.
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You're right. And when
you're right, you're right.
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I thought
I'd make a little funny
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to lighten the mood, but um...
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When there's an elephant in
the room, or in this case...
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I guess we just gotta
get right down to it, so...
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let's do it.
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I would like to start...
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by apologizing for my part
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and all the tension that
we've been experiencing lately.
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I-- I realize that
we've become codependent
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and-- and-- and a little toxic.
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And I know it's hard to sustain
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a long-term relationship
like this.
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I'm guilty of not watering the
partnership as much as I could,
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so I want to apologize.
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And I wanna tell you that
I'm willing to compromise.
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I'm willing to do whatever
it takes to make this work.
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I love you.
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Okay, can-- can--
can we please not? Can--
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Can we just be
adults tonight, please?
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There it is. This. Right here.
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This is the problem.
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I come to you vulnerable.
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I come to meet you halfway
and what do you do?
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You just-- you just pull me
over towards your side.
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That's what's--
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Yeah, you think-- No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not how this works.
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Because we are a family
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and we have to consider
everyone's feelings here.
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Do you understand that?
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Don't you dare
talk to me like that!
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Don't you dare!
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I buy you a nice meal.
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No, I buy you an excellent meal,
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and this is how you repay me?
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I'll turn this camera off
right now.
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I'll do it.
We can go right home.
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We don't have to have a movie.
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Hey!
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Stop it!
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You stop that right now!
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You were just a little bitch ass
baby wolf when I found you,
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and I will put you right back--
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Don't you grind
those hips at me!
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I know what you're doing and
I will do it right back to you!
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I will! I will murder you!
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I will murder you
and I will cut you up
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and I will eat you up!
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So, he's, um...
He's still very angry.
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So I think we're
going to have to resort
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to some kind of plan B here.
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I don't wanna hurt him,
you know?
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I just-- I just wanna see
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if I can do this on my own,
just one night.
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It's like I wish there was a
way I could just euthanize him.
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I mean, temporarily, of course.
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Hey, buddy.
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I am so sorry
I lost my temper like that.
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I really, really shouldn't have.
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I did some reflecting
in the bathroom,
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and I've decided, well...
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you win.
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I don't wanna
fight with you anymore.
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If that means we're codependent
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or if that means you have
to take over completely,
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I'm okay with it,
I just wanna make peace.
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Can I pet you?
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Aw, yeah.
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That's a good boy.
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Everything's gonna be--
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Okay, all right!
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Got you now! No biting!
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Ow! Ow! No biting!
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Ow! I said no biting!
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Wait, come back!
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It was a joke!
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I wasn't gonna--
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Where'd you go?
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Hello?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Okay, okay.
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Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
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All right.
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Where'd you go?
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I got you.
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It's okay.
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Oh, man.
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That was good.
That was really good.
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Okay, shower!
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Oh, the shower. A classic!
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Maybe slowly backing up.
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Can't see behind me.
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Quick bump. There you are!
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Okay. But seriously,
like, where are you?
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This is crazy.
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How do you make God laugh?
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You make a plan.
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You try to do something nice
for yourself for once.
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You meticulously plan
a beautiful evening.
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And then--
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Really?
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Okay.
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I am so tired. I am just...
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I am so tired.
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I'm not sure that's true.
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Mommy?
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Wait.
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Are you saying we're--
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I miss it too.
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Wait, is this real?
Or are you tricking me?
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Because you know I have a hard
time telling the difference.
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Wait.
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You locked yourself--
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I-- I don't see a lock.
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I'm-- I'm not--
I'm not sure that's possible.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Wait.
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Wait, I can just
leave you in here.
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I could. I could just go home.
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I could end
all of this right now. I--
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I could lead a normal life.
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I'm sorry.
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I think I have to say goodbye.
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I think--
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Oh? What? What?
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Oh, boy. Oh, God.
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Okay. I can see you're angry.
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Yeah.
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If we don't talk about
our feelings, I don't--
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Okay, okay.
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Can I just ask you--
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Could you please--
That's not-- No.
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We're just--
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You know what? Fine.
Go ahead. Fine.
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If you need to do it,
just get it out of your system.
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I don't care.
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I'll do this all day long.
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Okay? Yeah. Okay.
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All right, enough.
Really, that's enough.
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That's enough.
Enough!
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Oh. I see.
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You've got the camera now.
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Somebody wants to be a big wolf.
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Okay.
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Well, just you remember this.
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You take a shot at the king...
264
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,109
baby, you best not miss.
265
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,798
Kyle?
266
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,637
If I came all the way out here.
267
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,643
Kyle, are you here?
268
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,480
Brant?
269
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,815
Kyle, yeah, hey!
270
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,451
Brant, is it really you?
271
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,286
Yeah, man.
I'm sorry I'm late.
272
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:03,356
Oh, Brant,
you have no idea
273
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,891
what I've been through
tonight waiting for you.
274
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,526
I'm so glad you're here.
275
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,828
Are you still up for this?
You're not too tired?
276
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,063
Because you're
really, really late.
277
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,298
Yeah, I'm good.
278
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,900
Okay, okay.
279
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,068
Look, I'm gonna open
the door a little bit.
280
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,370
Don't come in! Don't come in!
281
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,571
Okay.
282
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,172
You count to three
283
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,342
and I think we can get
this in one perfect shot.
284
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,546
Okay. Um...
285
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One.
286
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,817
Two.
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Three.
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Um...
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Fuck!
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