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If you were a man, what type
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of woman would you be attracted
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to?
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They say beauty is in the
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eye of the beholder.
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In this case, yikers.
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In this case, raj...
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Yikes.
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How you doin'?
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I have really loud orgasms.
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You know, it's like, "ahhhhhh!"
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And tonight's loser must
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confess a silent but deadly
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secret.
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News flash... we're on the
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street as beat reporters.
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And we're trying to get
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people to give us quotes about
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our news stories.
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The catch is we've written
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each other's questions, so we
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won't know what we have to say
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till we get out there.
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And the goal is to have the
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guts to ask the questions that
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are on your pad.
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If you refuse, you lose.
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Can I just peek real quick?
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No, no!
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Oh, god. Here we go.
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We're gonna do page three.
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Turn to page three and ask him
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that question, would you?
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My name's James.
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I'm doing an article for the
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paper.
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The topic is about laws
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regarding sex.
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Do you believe that sexual
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predators should be required to
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identify themselves?
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Yes, I do.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm James Murray then.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm a news reporter.
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The topic is about space
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exploration.
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With space exploration being a
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Multi-billion dollar industry,
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do you...
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Do you have, uh...
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do it. Do it. Do it!
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With space exploration
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being a Multi-billion dollar
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industry, do you have any
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interest in being an astronaut?
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Not really?
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Thanks so much.
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Come on!
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There's no way I can say that.
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Got you, sucker.
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I'm ready to go, boys.
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Do you even got a second to give
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me a quote on a thing?
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I'm a reporter doing a, a...
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Oh, it's okay.
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No part of Quinn can assemble
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a credible sentence.
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I'm a reporter doing a, uh,
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uh, article.
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Do you have a second to give
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me a quick quote?
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Okay, all right.
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Wow, well, this is on women's
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health, so this is... this is
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just really appropriate at this
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moment.
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Okay, do you... do you think
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that, uh, well, let's see.
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Go ahead. You want to ask?
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Go ahead and ask.
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The guy translated it!
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Titty... titty implants.
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Have you had your titties
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implanted?
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No? Okay, okay, so no.
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All right, well, hey, guys,
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thank you so much.
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My editor's gonna love the
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out of this, I'll tell
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you that right now.
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How are you?
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Got a quick question for you.
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So it's about the weather, the
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story I'm doing is about the
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weather.
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When people say it's hot...
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When people say, "it's hot as
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balls out here," how hot do you
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think the average ball is?
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You know, when it's like, "ohh,
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it's hot as balls out
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here."
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You know what I'm saying?
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How hot is the ball in question?
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80? 80-degree ball?
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As a parent, what do you do if
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your kid's a real dick?
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If you were a man, what type of
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woman would you be attracted to?
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Should I tag my penis in
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Facebook photos?
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I'm with the times.
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I am a report...
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Wait, you both just said that in
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English, though.
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Do you think it's time they
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installed toilets in the subway
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cars?
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Because I don't want to
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my pants again.
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No?
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Excuse me, can I ask you a
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question?
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Sure.
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It's on prostitution in the
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United States of America.
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Yeah?
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In your opinion, how much...
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In your opinion, how much should
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an average white male have to
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pay for a... Hand job?
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The average white male.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, hello, mom. How are you?
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Now ask mom the question.
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You know what, though, I
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decided to quit.
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You decided to quit?
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Just now, yeah.
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Yeah, sucker.
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Tonight's top story... two
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losers.
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I've got the long game in
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mind.
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We got the short game.
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We're all right.
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Moving on, fellas.
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We're in the mall posing as
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caricature artists.
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Yeah, you know those things
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they draw when you get like the
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big head and the little body?
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The pictures have been
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predrawn for us, but we don't
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know what they look like.
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So the first time we show a
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customer is the first time we'll
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see them.
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The goal is to get a tip.
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If you don't get a tip, you
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lose.
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Folks, free caricature
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drawing.
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You do?
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Yes.
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Okay, come on in.
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Let me get a good look at you.
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I think you're flirting with
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me.
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Murr's in love right now.
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All right, murr, you hit on her
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after it.
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Let's focus.
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Well, how old do you think I
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am?
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She's gonna say 48, dude.
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Let's go, murr!
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Tell her, "you know, I
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learned this in art school."
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I learned this in art school.
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"I actually got thrown out of
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art school."
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But I kind of got thrown
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out of it.
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"For dry humping the
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sculptures."
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I got thrown out of art
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school for dry humping the
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sculptures.
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Oh, my god!
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"But you should have seen
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that David."
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But you should have seen
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that David.
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Oh, my god!
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I'm gonna make you look
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great.
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"In fact, I may even keep a
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copy of this for my fantasy
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files."
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I'm going to make it look so
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good, in fact, I may even keep a
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copy for my files, you know?
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"My fantasy files."
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My fantasy files.
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Let me just take a look and see
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how this came out.
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Murray's never seen this
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picture.
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This is the first time he's
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seeing it.
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Oh!
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Let's see.
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Let me just take a look and see
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how this came out.
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Oh, my god.
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Murray's never seen this
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picture.
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This is the first time he's
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seeing it.
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Oh!
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This is... oh, god.
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Ohh.
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I'm sorry she's white.
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Now, this is free.
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We do accept tips.
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I do need a new job.
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You don't have to if you don't
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want to, obviously.
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No tip, no tip, no way.
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She's gonna tip him?
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She's gonna tip him.
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You got it.
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Nice to meet you.
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You want the hair down?
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Yeah, get comfortable.
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Whatever you like.
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There you go. Looks good.
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"Oh, your hair smells
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delicious."
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Your hair smells delicious.
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I can smell it from here.
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"It's like fresh taco meat."
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It's like a fresh taco meat.
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And you are set. One sec.
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Let's take a look here.
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Ohh, ohh.
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All right.
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Here is a beautiful little
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caricature that we made today
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just for you.
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Ta-da.
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This is for you to take.
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And then, you know, we don't
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charge, but any tip would be
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greatly appreciated.
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You're not going to take
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the picture then?
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Okay.
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Joe with a zilch.
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Hello. Hi.
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Yeah, right there.
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Let me just set myself up here.
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"How much do you want me to
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put into the Cleveland, Ohio?"
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And point to her cleavage.
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It's just...
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How much... how much of the
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Cleveland, Ohio, do you want me
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to put in there?
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Yeah?
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Let me just do a final...
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I think you're gonna love it.
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Check it out. There it is.
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All right, it is free.
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Ooh! $5?
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I'll sign that for you.
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She's in disbelief.
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All right, go get them,
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Van gogh.
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You want to do a free
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caricature today.
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What's your name?
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Hey, I'm sal.
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Well, have a seat.
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"They say beauty is in the
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eye of the beholder."
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They say beauty is in the eye
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of the beholder.
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"In this case, yikers."
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In this case, raj...
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Yikes.
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All right, let me see what we
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have.
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All right, raj.
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Ohh.
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Raj.
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What do you say, buddy?
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It's my interpretation of you.
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I was getting a real dictator
305
00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:10,153
eating a fruit vibe off of you.
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Tips are appreciated.
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Whatever you feel.
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What is he giving you?
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What does he got right there?
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$5. Thank you so much.
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How does he give him $5?
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I don't know!
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He's Hitler holding a banana.
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He's like...
315
00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:19,420
yeah.
316
00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:20,588
I really appreciate it.
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Stupid $5.
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Narrator: Joe, murr and sal
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are all hanging at loser
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central, and whoever loses the
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most has to expose a shameful
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secret.
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We're in the market for a new
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roommate.
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Yeah, we're gonna be
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interviewing strangers and
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making sure they're okay with
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our peculiar living habits.
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For some reason, no one
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answered q's ad, so the lucky
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bastard gets a free pass on this
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one.
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Little side note... Joe and I
334
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are actually roommates together.
335
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Big side note... I need a new
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roommate.
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Hey, Tim, how you doin'?
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Good to meet you, buddy.
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Welcome. Come on in.
340
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Thanks, man. Thank you.
341
00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:01,953
That's why I don't want to lose
342
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it, so I'm just looking for a
343
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new roommate.
344
00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,887
So this is the living room.
345
00:10:05,888 --> 00:10:06,987
You know, kitchen.
346
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This is where the guy's moving
347
00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:08,754
out.
348
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Joey, show him the chart we
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put on the side of the bathroom.
350
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This here...
351
00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:15,787
It's your daily poop chart.
352
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And here's the... our use
353
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log.
354
00:10:17,822 --> 00:10:19,153
It's a common bathroom.
355
00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:23,720
You know, I just record my logs.
356
00:10:23,721 --> 00:10:25,620
Everything's been pretty solid
357
00:10:25,621 --> 00:10:26,288
lately.
358
00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:27,487
Wait a second.
359
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That's pretty detailed.
360
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It's a log for my logs.
361
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What about your sleeping habits?
362
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Are you a light sleeper, heavy
363
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sleeper?
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Pretty heavy, I guess.
365
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"Listen, I sleep nude."
366
00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:38,053
Up there, it gets hot, too,
367
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,987
so I sleep nude.
368
00:10:39,988 --> 00:10:41,120
"And I sleepwalk."
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00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:42,687
And I sleepwalk, so if I end
370
00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:44,187
up in your bedroom, don't wake
371
00:10:44,188 --> 00:10:44,554
me.
372
00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:45,421
It's dangerous.
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All right.
374
00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:48,853
"I do have really loud
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orgasms."
376
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:51,687
It's kind of embarrassing.
377
00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:53,820
But, I mean, I have really loud
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00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,821
orgasms.
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00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:58,687
Go on and demonstrate.
380
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It's, you know, it's like...
381
00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:05,753
"Ahhhhhh!"
382
00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:07,320
All right, man, well, I just
383
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:10,788
want to know, do you... would
384
00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:18,687
Up there, it gets hot, too,
385
00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:19,720
so I sleep nude, and I
386
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,020
sleepwalk, so if I end up in
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00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,287
your bedroom, don't wake me.
388
00:11:22,288 --> 00:11:24,120
It's dangerous.
389
00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:25,021
All right, man.
390
00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:26,387
Well, I just want to know, do
391
00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:27,720
you... would you like to live
392
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:31,187
here?
393
00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:32,188
I think we could be
394
00:11:32,188 --> 00:11:32,721
roommates.
395
00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:33,588
That's awesome.
396
00:11:33,589 --> 00:11:36,053
Oh!
397
00:11:36,054 --> 00:11:37,188
I'm actually nervous.
398
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:39,821
Give him a dead-fish
399
00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:40,288
handshake.
400
00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:41,021
How's everything?
401
00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:41,654
Good to see you.
402
00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:42,421
Nice to meet you.
403
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:43,188
Nice to meet you.
404
00:11:43,189 --> 00:11:44,220
Nice to meet you. How are you?
405
00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:44,854
Hi. How are you?
406
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:45,788
Now high-tail it to the
407
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bedroom.
408
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,453
Power walk.
409
00:11:47,454 --> 00:11:48,653
Um, and let me show you the
410
00:11:48,654 --> 00:11:49,721
bedroom.
411
00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:55,353
"Both my therapist and my
412
00:11:55,354 --> 00:11:56,887
parole officer say I'm ready for
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a roommate again."
414
00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:59,287
Yeah, this is terrific, too,
415
00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:00,720
'cause both my therapist and
416
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,087
parole officer say I'm ready
417
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,387
for a roommate again, so...
418
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:03,921
Okay.
419
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,320
So, your therapist and parole
420
00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:06,553
officer... what happened?
421
00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:08,054
Eh, long story.
422
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,287
Why don't you have a seat right
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00:12:11,288 --> 00:12:11,821
on the couch?
424
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:12,721
Now power walk into the
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00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:13,721
kitchen.
426
00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:20,021
"What's up with him?"
427
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:22,888
So, what do you do?
428
00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:23,953
Slowly raise the glass up
429
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:25,187
higher and higher as you talk to
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00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:25,488
them.
431
00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:26,454
Well, I mean, I work.
432
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I'm hardly ever here.
433
00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,387
I'm out of town so you have to,
434
00:12:30,388 --> 00:12:32,720
you know, just keep in touch and
435
00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:33,421
stuff.
436
00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:35,853
And I was gone for, like, three
437
00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:38,220
weeks, but normally, you know,
438
00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:39,820
50, 60 hours a workweek I put
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00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:40,188
in.
440
00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:41,453
Sal, you think you can keep
441
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:42,653
talking, take the water from
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00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:43,987
her, and just have both hands up
443
00:12:43,988 --> 00:12:44,721
with cups of water.
444
00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:45,721
Yeah.
445
00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:47,287
Shared with me the same
446
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,021
thing, too.
447
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:49,253
She said that, too.
448
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:50,254
Mm-hmm.
449
00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:53,954
Just sit on the floor.
450
00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:59,054
Lay flat on the floor.
451
00:13:04,921 --> 00:13:06,087
Have you seen other places in
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00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:07,021
the neighborhood that are
453
00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:08,987
comparable?
454
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,120
Start pushing yourself back.
455
00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:13,454
Just keep moving away.
456
00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:17,087
Just go as far as you can.
457
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,553
This place is great.
458
00:13:18,554 --> 00:13:20,320
I like to just see everything
459
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,087
that I can and... I'm totally
460
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:22,621
cool.
461
00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:23,920
Like, I'm laid back.
462
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:25,153
I like to have fun.
463
00:13:25,154 --> 00:13:27,087
So would you be ready to move in
464
00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:30,888
or...
465
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:35,353
Okay, let's see if murr can
466
00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:35,988
bag a roomie.
467
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,187
Hi, man.
468
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:38,220
James. Nice to meet you.
469
00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:38,821
How are you?
470
00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:39,621
What's your name?
471
00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:40,254
Sidan.
472
00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:41,287
Thanks for coming by.
473
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:41,954
No problem.
474
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:42,954
What do you do, man?
475
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:43,854
I do stocks in the
476
00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:44,521
neighborhood.
477
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:45,820
Murray, match his excitement.
478
00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:47,020
I'm originally from
479
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:47,821
borough park.
480
00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:48,853
Are you serious?
481
00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:49,454
Yeah!
482
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,587
Yeah, man!
483
00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,153
That's awesome, bro!
484
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:53,854
That's awesome!
485
00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:57,820
Murray doesn't know what to
486
00:13:57,821 --> 00:13:58,654
do right now.
487
00:13:58,655 --> 00:13:59,854
Murray is outmatched.
488
00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:03,320
"Follow me, follow me, follow
489
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:03,588
me!"
490
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:04,488
Dude, follow me around.
491
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:05,221
Man, this is awesome.
492
00:14:05,222 --> 00:14:06,553
We've got the kitchen over here.
493
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,720
You know, we've got bedroom
494
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,721
closet over here.
495
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,053
Now back to the other room.
496
00:14:10,054 --> 00:14:11,787
And here we can totally have
497
00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:13,187
like parties out here.
498
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,820
We can... seriously, we can
499
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:15,987
rock, man.
500
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,420
You know what I mean?
501
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,953
I love this guy.
502
00:14:18,954 --> 00:14:21,154
Jump over the furniture.
503
00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:27,988
You are the best!
504
00:14:33,454 --> 00:14:34,620
So what do you say?
505
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:35,954
You want to move in?
506
00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,087
Calm down, you idiot.
507
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,487
He looks like he's trying to
508
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,187
take off.
509
00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:43,520
I am so glad I didn't have to
510
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:44,221
do any of this.
511
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,154
That's attractive.
512
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:46,453
Do that on national television.
513
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,153
Narrator: Sal found himself a
514
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,387
nice little place... last
515
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:53,120
place... with just one challenge
516
00:14:53,121 --> 00:14:55,220
to go.
517
00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:56,787
So, we're here at the longest
518
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:57,754
line in Manhattan.
519
00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,020
These people have been
520
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,253
waiting for hours to get
521
00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:02,453
discount Broadway tickets.
522
00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:03,620
What do we have to do,
523
00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:04,687
gentlemen?
524
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:05,388
Cut that line.
525
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:06,687
You've got to score those
526
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,154
tickets.
527
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,587
You get thrown off the line, you
528
00:15:08,588 --> 00:15:13,187
lose.
529
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:15,087
Here goes Murray. He's going.
530
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,553
He's walking right... oh, my
531
00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,320
god.
532
00:15:18,321 --> 00:15:20,688
And he's in.
533
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,853
The guy was in shock and
534
00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:25,053
didn't say anything.
535
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:25,988
Look at him.
536
00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:28,254
He's taking pictures.
537
00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:32,187
Oh!
538
00:15:32,188 --> 00:15:33,653
No, it's just a great shot,
539
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:34,054
right?
540
00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:36,787
It's just so good. So good.
541
00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:39,253
It's neck and neck.
542
00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,620
Part of me hopes Murray gets
543
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,621
arrested.
544
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:43,687
Part of you? All of me.
545
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:44,720
Every part of me hopes
546
00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:46,753
Murray gets arrested.
547
00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:48,287
I cannot believe how far
548
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,753
he's making it.
549
00:15:50,754 --> 00:15:51,953
He keeps bumping into people
550
00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:52,987
while he's doing this fake
551
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:54,420
picture-take thing.
552
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,354
Sorry. Excuse me.
553
00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:58,454
Ohh.
554
00:15:58,455 --> 00:16:00,521
He's been spotted.
555
00:16:04,621 --> 00:16:05,621
We're not... we're just
556
00:16:05,622 --> 00:16:07,187
friends right now.
557
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:08,387
We used to be together, and
558
00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,787
now... she's not with me at all.
559
00:16:09,788 --> 00:16:11,021
She doesn't want to be with me
560
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,553
anymore.
561
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:14,620
I know, but our relationship
562
00:16:14,621 --> 00:16:15,797
issue isn't really something i'd
563
00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:18,420
like to discuss.
564
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:20,687
I know.
565
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,853
Look at his face!
566
00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:23,087
No, no. Not at all.
567
00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,253
Not at all.
568
00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:25,320
I'll step out.
569
00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:26,321
Oh!
570
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,353
Yeah, sal's going in.
571
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:31,653
This is the worst thing in
572
00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:34,420
the world.
573
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:35,553
Oh, he's gonna try to do
574
00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:36,088
the unclip.
575
00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:37,220
I think he's going about
576
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:40,321
this the wrong way.
577
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,488
Oh, I went around.
578
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:46,653
I went to the front, and then I
579
00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:47,820
went back in the side and came
580
00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:48,953
back through, and then I ended
581
00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:50,053
up here.
582
00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:51,753
Oh, my god.
583
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,387
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
584
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:59,653
Now he's in the soup.
585
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:04,287
No, this is my good friends.
586
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:05,620
Everybody here is a friend of
587
00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:06,621
mine.
588
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:08,720
Let him know that we're
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00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:09,721
together.
590
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:14,187
Let him know we're together.
591
00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:16,153
No, i-i-i-i...
592
00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:18,321
No, what happened was...
593
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,120
there he goes.
594
00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:25,320
Sorry.
595
00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:26,487
Larry?!
596
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:28,353
Larry?!
597
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:31,020
I was calling you, Larry!
598
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:32,021
Larry!
599
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:33,921
He's cutting the whole...
600
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,620
Larry!
601
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,120
Larry!
602
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:42,287
He's cutting the whole line
603
00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,620
by simply shouting "Larry."
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00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:45,920
Larry!
605
00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:47,053
Larry!
606
00:17:47,054 --> 00:17:48,220
Larry!
607
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:49,620
I was calling you!
608
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:50,588
It is foolproof.
609
00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:51,853
He's cutting everyone and no
610
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:52,221
one.
611
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:52,954
Larry!
612
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,521
I was looking for you.
613
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,153
No, he's not Larry.
614
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,820
Oh. That's a shame.
615
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:08,821
Wasn't Larry.
616
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:12,787
Excuse me one second.
617
00:18:12,788 --> 00:18:13,288
Pardon me.
618
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:14,520
Look, he's going right to
619
00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:15,720
the front.
620
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,753
I'm sorry about that.
621
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,687
I don't wait on lines.
622
00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:20,053
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
623
00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:20,521
Pardon me.
624
00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:21,553
I just don't wait on lines.
625
00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:22,388
So I'm just gonna get
626
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,188
"lion king" tickets.
627
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,121
Hey, can I get two for
628
00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:25,121
"the lion king"?
629
00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:29,188
Thank you.
630
00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:33,587
Narrator: Joe, murr, and sal
631
00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:35,087
couldn't cut the line, making
632
00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:38,053
sal tonight's big loser.
633
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,653
We're here at the bookstore
634
00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:40,521
to punish sal.
635
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:41,488
Congrats, buddy.
636
00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:42,820
You are the author of a
637
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,420
brand-new book, and we have set
638
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:45,987
up a book reading with people
639
00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:47,220
from a book club.
640
00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:48,453
And they're here to meet the
641
00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:48,854
author.
642
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,120
Sal's going to read an excerpt
643
00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:51,420
from the book that we wrote for
644
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:57,087
him.
645
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:58,220
Okay, so what sal doesn't
646
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,287
know is that his book is
647
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:00,021
completely blank.
648
00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:01,353
He's gonna have to make it up
649
00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:02,121
as he goes along.
650
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:03,153
He's on his own, man.
651
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:04,287
That's what happens when you
652
00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:05,254
lose.
653
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,287
My name is sal vulcano.
654
00:19:06,288 --> 00:19:07,021
I'm a new author.
655
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,220
And I was gonna read an excerpt
656
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:11,421
for you guys from the book
657
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,220
congrats, buddy.
658
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:18,487
You are the author of a
659
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:19,354
brand-new book.
660
00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:20,920
We have set up a book reading
661
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:22,287
downstairs with a bunch of
662
00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:23,753
people from a book club, and
663
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,420
they're here to meet the author.
664
00:19:25,421 --> 00:19:26,620
Okay, so what sal doesn't
665
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:27,621
know is that his book is
666
00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:28,388
completely blank.
667
00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,687
He's gonna have to make it up
668
00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:31,287
as he goes along.
669
00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:34,953
Hi, everyone. How are you?
670
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:36,020
How is everyone doing?
671
00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:37,087
Thank you for coming.
672
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,287
Thank you for having me.
673
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:39,453
My name is sal vulcano.
674
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,620
I'm a new author.
675
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:41,920
This is my first published work.
676
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,220
And I was gonna read an excerpt
677
00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:44,320
for you guys from the book
678
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:47,153
today.
679
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,620
The book is called
680
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,820
"keeping the faith: My battle
681
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,288
with chronic flatulence."
682
00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:56,553
It's a very raw book.
683
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:59,220
I don't pull any punches.
684
00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:02,088
Okay, so I'll begin.
685
00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:08,954
Yeah. Um, okay.
686
00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:16,320
Uh...
687
00:20:16,321 --> 00:20:18,053
Just making sure they marked the
688
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:19,953
right page for me.
689
00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:21,253
Yeah.
690
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:26,253
Uh...
691
00:20:26,254 --> 00:20:29,053
It began when I was just a baby.
692
00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:31,853
The nurses and doctors, they
693
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:34,853
suspected that there may be an
694
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:37,453
internal intestinal issue
695
00:20:37,454 --> 00:20:39,753
because they heard many noises
696
00:20:39,754 --> 00:20:43,154
coming from the baby area.
697
00:20:44,521 --> 00:20:45,653
Yeah.
698
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:48,253
People would make fun of me, and
699
00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:52,520
the only answer I had was
700
00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:55,187
flatulence.
701
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:59,220
But I did get an operation.
702
00:20:59,221 --> 00:21:02,787
The operation backfired.
703
00:21:02,788 --> 00:21:06,953
I flatulate twice as much now,
704
00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:10,320
and it seems like a cruel joke
705
00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:14,087
that is being played on me.
706
00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:15,953
Is there any questions?
707
00:21:15,954 --> 00:21:17,287
What was the name of the
708
00:21:17,288 --> 00:21:17,888
operation?
709
00:21:17,889 --> 00:21:20,287
Uh...
710
00:21:20,288 --> 00:21:21,587
Oh, man, it was...
711
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:22,854
Yeah, it was awhile ago.
712
00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:24,520
It's a long word.
713
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:27,720
Let's go with flatulectomy.
714
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,453
I hope this has been not as
715
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,387
excruciating for you as it has
716
00:21:31,388 --> 00:21:33,320
for me.
717
00:21:33,321 --> 00:21:34,588
Really appreciate it.
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