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Narrator: At a car
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dealership...
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These recline back.
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Back your ass up!
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Narrator: At a public
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square...
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Don't I know you?
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From where?
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Spin class.
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Mnh-mnh.
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I exposed myself
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accidentally?
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I can't believe he said it.
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Narrator: And at the
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beach.
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You guys looked friendly.
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I figured I'd join you.
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Oh!
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We're on the streets, and
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we've got to go up to complete
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strangers and ask them, "hey,
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don't I know you?"
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Right, and the other three
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guys will be helping out.
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Well, I don't know if
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"helping" is the right word.
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They'll be writing
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embarrassing details on cue
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cards that we have to say about
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how we know the other people.
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And the goal is to get one of
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these strangers to say that they
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know you.
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And if you can't, you lose.
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Side note... I have problems
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admitting I know Murray.
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I don't know him either.
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Here we go.
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Who knows what those j.O.S are
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writing over there.
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Makes me nervous.
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Hey, what's going on, bro?
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How you been?
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Brian.
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What?
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You're my ex-wife's friend?
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No, I've never met you
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before, sir.
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I'm from Copenhagen.
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Yeah, in Copenhagen.
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I was at that dinner party?
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I farted... I farted at the
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dinner in Copenhagen?
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It stunk. That fart stunk.
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It, like, cleared the room.
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I must have a twin or
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something, because I really
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don't remember.
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No, don't you remember?
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I was like, "hermadur!"
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No, I don't...
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"hermadur," bro.
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You must have met someone who
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looks really similar.
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No, it's me! It's me!
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Just admit you know me!
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No, I don't remember you.
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Aw!
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Hold on one second?
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Hey, how you been, man?
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How's it been?
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Long time no see.
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Don't think I know you.
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Yeah, i'm, uh, Brian from
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that, uh...
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You know what? I don't know you.
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I'm sorry.
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We know each other, right?
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No.
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I met you guys at... at
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night court.
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No.
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I was the guys... I'm the
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president of the Dakota fanning
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fan club?
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Well, anyways, these days, i'm
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on Broadway in "Spartacus."
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Oh, cool.
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Give him a new one, give him
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a new one, give him a new one,
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give him a new one.
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I was at the doctor's office,
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like, last month.
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Maybe that was it?
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The proctologist?
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Could that be it?
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I... I 100% met you.
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I was the one that showed you my
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toenail collection.
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I got diagnosed with SARS for,
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like, a month.
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None of this is ringing a
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bell?
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I was the guy that stole that
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baby's diaper.
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Damn it!
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What does it take to get
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somebody to remember me?!
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Oh, my god.
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I'm not even sweating from
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the heat.
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I'm sweating from being nervous.
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Dude, I know you.
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From downtown.
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From the... the clinic?
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Yeah.
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No, I... I used to... I used
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to... I used to wax
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Sylvester Stallone's scrotum
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down there?
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No?
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All right, take it easy, man.
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Could have swore I knew you.
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Dude, dude?
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It's sal.
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I totally knew you from the
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Christmas party.
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They had holy water for
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Christmas.
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I peed in it.
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I thought you... I thought you
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were... your name's not Kevin?
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Hey, what's up?
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Now I'm just... I'm running
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cockfights now.
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah.
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Sal.
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Sal, yeah, yeah.
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Yes! Dude!
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The guy that pissed in the
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water, yeah.
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The guy that pissed in the
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holy water, totally!
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Good to see you.
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Dude, take it easy.
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If you want to come to one of
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the cockfights, hit me up.
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He got it!
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Oh, hi. Don't I know you?
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Um...
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Joe.
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From where?
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Didn't we meet at the, uh,
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at spin class?
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Yeah, it was spin class, right?
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I exposed myself accidentally?
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Had a short short on?
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No? You sure?
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Look at me in the face.
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Al roker's Christmas party.
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I ate a live squid?
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I bled from my nipples?
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I make stars out of Spanish
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children.
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My trip to Disney, I spanked
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that fat kid?
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I sing in a girl band called
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puss.
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I can't believe he said it.
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All right, well, it was good
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seeing you again.
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Couldn't be anyone to say
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they knew you?
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No.
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What are you guys doing now?
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Your mother.
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All: Oh!
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That's the easiest joke you
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could have made.
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So's your mother.
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Both: Oh!
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Narrator: Sal's victory puts
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him in unfamiliar territory.
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But can he keep his loser
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friends down?
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It's a beautiful day at the
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beach.
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Too bad we forgot our beach
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blankets.
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We have to find a way to get
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on people's beach towels, lay
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right next to them, and not get
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kicked off.
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We're gonna be unwanted,
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uninvited, and uncomfortable.
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And if you're unsuccessful
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and they ask you to leave, you
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lose.
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Hi... oh, god.
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I hate the beach.
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Sand in my crevices.
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I don't want to do this.
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Why do I have to go first?
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He looks like a scraggly
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son of a bitch.
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He looks indigent.
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Yeah.
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He's got a blanket all picked
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out.
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He's moving in.
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He's quietly put down the
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cooler.
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All right, there go the
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flip-flops.
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And the moment of truth.
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What's that?
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That's our blanket.
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Oh. Oh, my.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah.
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, he's out!
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Yeah. Oh, god.
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Thank you.
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She asked him to leave.
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God... you're asking me to
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get off?
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Yeah.
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I thought I had.
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Obviously, I hadn't.
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All right, all right.
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Rejected immediately.
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I'll go.
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She's telling him he's out.
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Yay!
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Joe is up at bat.
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Who's the unlucky
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that I'm gonna join?
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He's like a shark circling.
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It's starting to rain.
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I was just trying to get some
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sun in before.
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You guys looked friendly.
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I figured I'd join you.
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Is it cool if I hang out, or?
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Oh.
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Shot down.
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I should pack it up?
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Gonna pack it up?
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Oh!
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All right.
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That's a shame.
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Yeah!
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Okay, guys, I'm going in.
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No, I have the cooler.
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You can go to hell.
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Murr's doing the old "pretend
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I'm lost."
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Yes, that's a good technique.
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Let's see how it pans out.
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Screw you. I'm sitting down.
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I don't care. I'm sitting down.
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You know what?
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I'm sitting down exactly where
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I am.
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I don't care. I don't care.
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I don't care.
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No! Irene, no!
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My girlfriend made me park the
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car, and I can't find her.
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And I've been looking for a
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half-freaking-hour.
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I'll see you back at the car
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later.
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Bye.
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Is he laying
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down?
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That mother
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I hate his guts.
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Oh, no way!
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They're just gonna let him stay?
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Come on!
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Where's he going?
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He's headed towards that
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empty blanket.
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I don't see anyone.
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Maybe they're in the ocean?
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God knows whose blanket he's
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about to sit on.
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Yeah, this looks nice.
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So, this could be... it could
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be a huge guy...
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I hope it's a huge guy.
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Who looks like the
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incredible hulk.
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I'm nervous.
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I'm so nervous.
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Is that her?
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She's looking that way.
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She's looking right at him.
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Suddenly, there's a cooler, a
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floaty...
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and a 200-pound guy.
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On the blanket.
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He's headed towards that
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empty blanket.
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I don't see anyone.
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Maybe they're in the ocean?
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God knows whose blanket he's
311
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about to sit on.
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Yeah, this looks nice.
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Oh I'm nervous.
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I'm so nervous.
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Is that her?
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She's looking that way.
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She's looking right at him.
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Suddenly, there's a cooler, a
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floaty...
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and a 200-pound guy.
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On the blanket.
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Looking right at you.
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She's there.
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Sal's snoring, sal's snoring.
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00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:02,654
Here she goes.
326
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She's trying to wake him up.
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Oh, hey, bro.
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00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:11,088
"Hey, bro"?
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00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:11,988
Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Oh, this is...
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Oh, you know what it is?
335
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I thought it was empty, so...
336
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Oh, that's okay.
337
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I'm sorry.
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Come on. Come on.
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Get him off your blanket.
340
00:09:24,954 --> 00:09:26,520
That's your blanket, lady.
341
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Hope the weather holds up.
342
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She's so friendly, he might
343
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,187
get away with this.
344
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How is this woman not telling
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him to get off the blanket?
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"Get off the blanket"!
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I have food and drink if you
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want something.
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No, I'm good.
350
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You sure?
351
00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:40,587
Look, she's sitting down.
352
00:09:40,588 --> 00:09:42,987
Where are you guys from?
353
00:09:42,988 --> 00:09:43,854
He's killing her with
354
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kindness.
355
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Kindness. That's it, man.
356
00:09:45,289 --> 00:09:46,353
It got news for her... she's
357
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inviting him over to dinner
358
00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:47,688
tonight.
359
00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:48,753
The new one they have now is
360
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,621
"the Addams family."
361
00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:50,421
They have that?
362
00:09:50,421 --> 00:09:51,354
Yeah, and it's with
363
00:09:51,354 --> 00:09:52,054
Brooke shields.
364
00:09:52,055 --> 00:09:53,320
That's the one that's, like, the
365
00:09:53,321 --> 00:09:54,188
big ticket right now.
366
00:09:54,189 --> 00:09:55,387
She came over, woke him up.
367
00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:56,453
He said, "what's up, bro?"
368
00:09:56,454 --> 00:09:57,820
Now they're talking about
369
00:09:57,821 --> 00:09:58,454
Broadway.
370
00:09:58,455 --> 00:09:59,587
It's a nice day for us to be
371
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hanging out on the blanket.
372
00:10:00,589 --> 00:10:01,820
I'm gonna take a little bit of
373
00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:02,254
snooze.
374
00:10:02,255 --> 00:10:03,487
If you want to, wake me up in,
375
00:10:03,488 --> 00:10:04,321
like, a half-hour.
376
00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:04,888
Okay.
377
00:10:04,888 --> 00:10:05,888
Thank you.
378
00:10:06,654 --> 00:10:07,720
My god!
379
00:10:07,721 --> 00:10:10,587
"Wake me up in a half-hour"?!
380
00:10:10,588 --> 00:10:12,020
This is... she just laid
381
00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:13,120
down.
382
00:10:13,121 --> 00:10:14,281
She laid down next to him.
383
00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:17,620
James and I just woke up from
384
00:10:17,621 --> 00:10:18,221
our snooze...
385
00:10:18,221 --> 00:10:18,854
Oh, so nice.
386
00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:20,020
To find two losers to our
387
00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:20,354
right.
388
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,488
This didn't play to our
389
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:21,954
strengths.
390
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,988
Not at all.
391
00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:23,921
It might have helped if you
392
00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:24,788
didn't look like a pineapple
393
00:10:24,788 --> 00:10:25,788
from under the sea.
394
00:10:26,254 --> 00:10:28,020
Narrator: So far, "q" and Joe
395
00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:29,520
have each dropped a deuce.
396
00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,320
But who will be supreme king of
397
00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:35,188
the losers?
398
00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:36,753
We're in a grocery store.
399
00:10:36,754 --> 00:10:37,853
The challenge is that we're
400
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,020
gonna have to get someone to
401
00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:39,988
repeat back to us a very
402
00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:40,521
specific word.
403
00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:41,687
If you can't get them to
404
00:10:41,688 --> 00:10:42,953
parrot that word back to you,
405
00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:44,288
game over, sucker.
406
00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:50,820
Joe, get somebody to say the
407
00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:51,953
word "oodles."
408
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:53,653
Oh, I'm sorry, I was just...
409
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,154
I buy oodles of this stuff.
410
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,753
You know what it's like when you
411
00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:58,120
buy oodles of things, right?
412
00:10:58,121 --> 00:10:58,754
Yeah, yeah.
413
00:10:58,755 --> 00:11:00,287
Yeah.
414
00:11:00,288 --> 00:11:01,453
You know, if it feels right,
415
00:11:01,454 --> 00:11:02,454
get oodles of it.
416
00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:04,388
You know?
417
00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:05,787
So, are you gonna get oodles of
418
00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:08,421
that, or what?
419
00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:09,221
You got to go with your oodle
420
00:11:09,222 --> 00:11:11,354
instinct.
421
00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:12,788
Right?
422
00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:14,053
Okay, nice meeting you.
423
00:11:14,054 --> 00:11:15,621
Oh!
424
00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:18,953
You suck!
425
00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,221
Go up to somebody and get
426
00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:23,153
them to say the word "nougat."
427
00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:25,153
Excuse me, did you see at."
428
00:11:25,154 --> 00:11:26,021
Candy aisle anywhere?
429
00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,088
I'm looking for nougat.
430
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,587
You know, like, it's almost like
431
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:30,820
a caramel... like, nougat?
432
00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:31,321
Yeah.
433
00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:32,288
I hope he fails.
434
00:11:32,289 --> 00:11:33,787
I only see, like, meats, and
435
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:34,887
I really need nougat.
436
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:36,087
It's at the very end.
437
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:37,254
There is?
438
00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:42,053
Oh!
439
00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:42,754
Thank you.
440
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:44,053
I appreciate it more than you
441
00:11:44,054 --> 00:11:45,054
know.
442
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,621
He's such a jerk.
443
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,320
Murray, get someone to say
444
00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:52,154
"bolognese."
445
00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:53,021
Bolognese?
446
00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,321
Yeah, bolognese.
447
00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:55,321
> Um, have you seen the
448
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:56,887
bolognese sauce?
449
00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:57,488
You didn't?
450
00:11:57,489 --> 00:11:58,587
No.
451
00:11:58,588 --> 00:11:59,620
I mean, I saw it in the
452
00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:00,787
circular that they had it on
453
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,964
sale, and I've been looking all
454
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:06,453
over for bolognese.
455
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:08,554
What other sauces do they have?
456
00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:13,721
He can't get him to say it.
457
00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:16,853
Yeah, it's really good.
458
00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:17,920
Like, it's amazingly good
459
00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:18,688
bolognese sauce.
460
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:19,988
Yeah, yeah.
461
00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,320
Like, sometimes you just need
462
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:22,453
to say it really loud like,
463
00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:23,554
"bolognese!"
464
00:12:23,588 --> 00:12:25,087
And you just want to shout to
465
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,353
the heavens, "bolognese,
466
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,920
bolognese," and no one says it.
467
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,253
Like, what the "f" does it take
468
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:30,387
to get somebody to say the
469
00:12:30,388 --> 00:12:31,188
word "bolognese"?
470
00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,087
You're killing me right now!
471
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:34,921
You're killing me!
472
00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:38,687
That's a loss!
473
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,120
You have to get somebody to
474
00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:41,321
say the word "vis-à-vis."
475
00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:42,953
Okay, "vis-à-vis"?
476
00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,653
Do you know where I can get
477
00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:45,853
coconuts?
478
00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,653
Like a whole coconut... fresh
479
00:12:47,654 --> 00:12:48,288
coconut?
480
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,053
Yeah, like, vis-à-vis, like,
481
00:12:50,054 --> 00:12:51,121
a coconut.
482
00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:53,853
It makes no sense.
483
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:54,921
Like, vis-à-vis...
484
00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:57,187
that little guy in there.
485
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:58,154
You know what I'm talking about?
486
00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,653
I'm sorry, I have no idea.
487
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:04,688
Really, vis-à-vis?
488
00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,154
Vis-à-vis?
489
00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:09,353
Yeah!
490
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:10,554
Together" "bolognese."
491
00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,188
"Oodles."
492
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,654
That's funny because she
493
00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:14,654
didn't say "oodles."
494
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,788
They get it.Les."
495
00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:16,654
They get why it's funny.
496
00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:17,488
She didn't say "oodles."
497
00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:19,187
Just say "oodles"!
498
00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:21,120
Narrator: That's three losses
499
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:22,920
for Joe, vis-à-vis two for "q"
500
00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:25,187
and murr.
501
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,553
What will it take to get these
502
00:13:26,554 --> 00:13:28,320
customers into a new car?
503
00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:29,520
Come on down to
504
00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:30,820
route 23 automall...
505
00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,053
Where we're selling cars
506
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:33,320
all day long!
507
00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:34,221
The challenge is to get
508
00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:37,087
customers into the trunk.
509
00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:40,188
It's gonna be bonkers!
510
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,053
All right, Murray's up first.
511
00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:46,754
Hi, guys, welcome to
512
00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:47,853
route 23.
513
00:13:47,854 --> 00:13:48,388
How are you?
514
00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:49,453
All right, murr, before you
515
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,520
get them in the trunk, set the
516
00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:51,488
mood for these two people.
517
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:53,320
What I love about this car
518
00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,021
is, it's a little romantic.
519
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:57,487
If you're looking to get it
520
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,053
on, these seats go all the way
521
00:13:59,054 --> 00:13:59,421
back.
522
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,388
You got to get them in the
523
00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:00,788
trunk.
524
00:14:00,789 --> 00:14:02,520
These recline back.
525
00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:03,854
Let me show you.
526
00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:07,453
Keep your ass up.
527
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,454
Keep your ass up, Murray.
528
00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:09,454
We just...
529
00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:11,387
Back your ass up! Back it up!
530
00:14:11,388 --> 00:14:14,754
No, more, more!
531
00:14:19,854 --> 00:14:21,521
What I love about this car
532
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:23,088
is, it's a little romantic.
533
00:14:23,854 --> 00:14:25,153
If you're looking to get it
534
00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:26,520
on.
535
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,888
These recline back, which is...
536
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:31,187
Back your ass up! Back it up!
537
00:14:31,188 --> 00:14:32,121
Oh, it's right over here...
538
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:32,588
The latch.
539
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:33,788
More, more!
540
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:36,021
There we go. Almost.
541
00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:39,688
There.
542
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:40,953
I mean, look at all the room
543
00:14:40,954 --> 00:14:41,754
you've got, right?
544
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,220
If you're looking to hit this...
545
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,188
Demonstrate, murr.
546
00:14:44,189 --> 00:14:45,853
You can do anything you want.
547
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,020
You can do, you know, a little
548
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,021
bit like...
549
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:49,788
Right?
550
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,454
Miss, take a look.
551
00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:51,753
Miss... no, no, no, no, no.
552
00:14:51,754 --> 00:14:52,421
Don't leave.
553
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:53,254
Come back in the car.
554
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:54,588
Please, please come back.
555
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:01,553
Guys, I am getting someone
556
00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:02,620
into that trunk.
557
00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:04,153
Excuse me, sir.
558
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,088
Check out this thing, man.
559
00:15:05,089 --> 00:15:07,053
See this trunk in the center?
560
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:08,287
You could throw a body in there,
561
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:08,654
right?
562
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:09,921
Check it out.
563
00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:13,821
Oh, yeah, close it.
564
00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:14,621
Let's try this.
565
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:15,521
Give it a close. We'll try it.
566
00:15:15,521 --> 00:15:16,454
We'll see if we can fit a body
567
00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:17,654
in here.
568
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:19,021
Come on, you just whacked me.
569
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:19,488
Shoot it.
570
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:20,488
Now go, "please, I'll get you
571
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:21,388
the money, I'll get you your
572
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:21,788
money!"
573
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:22,920
Please, I'll get you your
574
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,153
money, I'll get you your money!
575
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:25,420
Please, don't do it!
576
00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:27,488
You want to try getting in?
577
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:34,453
Oh, hey!
578
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:35,988
Hey, man, fun time's over!
579
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,053
Hi, how are you?
580
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:40,821
How are you?
581
00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:41,321
Good.
582
00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:42,520
You looking at an explorer?
583
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:42,921
Yeah.
584
00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:43,953
Joe, before you try to get
585
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,087
this woman in the trunk, we got
586
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:46,153
something for you to do in the
587
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:46,654
front seat.
588
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,853
So, you get the navigation.
589
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:48,987
Joe, after every question,
590
00:15:48,988 --> 00:15:50,253
say, "let me go ask my manager,"
591
00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:51,387
get out of the car, and come
592
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:51,788
back.
593
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:52,820
The GPS is there?
594
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,021
Let me ask my manager.
595
00:15:58,854 --> 00:15:59,721
Yeah, that's the GPS there.
596
00:15:59,721 --> 00:16:00,654
Why is all these lights
597
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,121
flickering?
598
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:01,854
Why are the lights
599
00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:02,321
flickering?
600
00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:03,487
Let me ask my manager.
601
00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:04,488
Oh.
602
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:09,887
Flicker when the car's on.
603
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:10,953
Now, was there a specific price
604
00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:11,888
range you were looking at?
605
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:12,688
I want to lease it.
606
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,221
You want... I got to check.
607
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:20,153
Joe, keep walking around the
608
00:16:20,154 --> 00:16:21,387
car, but never find the manager.
609
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:24,587
Larry? Larry?
610
00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:27,020
Larry? Larry?
611
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:28,387
Larry!
612
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,053
Larry! Larry!
613
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:30,954
Larry!
614
00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:31,821
Oh, my god.
615
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:34,153
Larry? Larry?
616
00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:35,154
Larry?!
617
00:16:36,588 --> 00:16:38,887
Can't... can't find him.
618
00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:40,321
What was the question?
619
00:16:41,454 --> 00:16:42,620
All right, now see if you can
620
00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:43,454
get her in the trunk.
621
00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:44,321
This is the sentra.
622
00:16:44,321 --> 00:16:45,288
People don't realize that
623
00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:46,320
there's so much space in the
624
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:47,387
sentra, because "sentra," in
625
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,453
Japanese, means "tiny."
626
00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,987
Joe, ask her if she likes a
627
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:51,320
lot of junk in her trunk.
628
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:52,453
So, do you like a lot of junk
629
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,654
in the trunk?
630
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:56,988
You can get in.
631
00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:58,153
Okay, let me hold your coffee.
632
00:16:58,154 --> 00:16:59,720
Put this over here.
633
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:01,887
And then... so... hey, guys,
634
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,787
we'll be right with you.
635
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:04,788
You could come in.
636
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:06,021
No, no, I'm good.
637
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:08,821
She's not getting in.
638
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:09,354
Come on.
639
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:10,620
She's not getting in.
640
00:17:10,621 --> 00:17:11,288
Seriously.
641
00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:12,420
Damn it.
642
00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:13,488
Aw!
643
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:15,920
All right, buddy, it's all up
644
00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:17,053
to you.
645
00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:18,753
First, go up to those guys.
646
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:19,887
See if you can sell them a car.
647
00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:21,020
How you doing, guys?
648
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,387
Welcome to route 23 automall.
649
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,053
Bargain and go lower, buddy.
650
00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:25,021
Well, this comes in around
651
00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,987
$28,000... I can, uh, I can do
652
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,587
$26,000.
653
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,121
I could do $25,000.
654
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:32,888
$24,500, I could try.
655
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:34,388
If they really want to make
656
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,154
the sale, I could probably do
657
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,154
$22,000.
658
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,187
I mean, who said $21,000?
659
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:39,588
I didn't say $20,000.
660
00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:41,088
Keep going.
661
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,021
I mean, really, if I can
662
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,021
match that and get you it for
663
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:43,954
$19,000, we could do it for
664
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:46,420
$18,500.
665
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:47,288
If your dad comes in and says,
666
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:48,088
"I could work with $18,500,"
667
00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:48,788
we'll get it for him for
668
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:49,887
$17,900.
669
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:50,754
The best thing I could do is
670
00:17:50,754 --> 00:17:51,221
$17,000.
671
00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:52,420
Don't even ask for $16,000,
672
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:53,488
'cause we'll do $15,000.
673
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:56,453
Sal, you have to get them in
674
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,121
the trunk.
675
00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:58,320
It's a compact car.
676
00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,887
Check it out and get in there.
677
00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:00,388
Yeah?
678
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:01,254
Yeah, get in there.
679
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,088
I do it all the time.
680
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:03,088
We're in there all day and
681
00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:04,088
night.
682
00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:05,520
You can go completely in the
683
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:05,921
thing.
684
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,187
That's how big the trunk is.
685
00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:08,753
Try it out, try it out.
686
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,920
You really think I can get
687
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:10,388
in here?
688
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,687
You can totally get in, dude.
689
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:12,488
All the way in?
690
00:18:12,489 --> 00:18:13,553
I get in all the time.
691
00:18:13,554 --> 00:18:14,920
He's getting in the car!
692
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,753
Just get in. Check it out.
693
00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:18,754
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go in.
694
00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:19,954
Both of them?
695
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:21,087
He's getting two people in the
696
00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,153
trunk?
697
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:23,220
He's got it, he's got it.
698
00:18:23,221 --> 00:18:24,287
You got this, you got this.
699
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:26,753
You've got this.
700
00:18:26,754 --> 00:18:27,588
What did I tell you?
701
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:28,588
Now watch, watch.
702
00:18:30,854 --> 00:18:31,788
Oh!
703
00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,787
Just to recap, guys, you got
704
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,687
the 2.0-liter dohc 4-cylinder
705
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:37,020
engine, you got the
706
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:39,288
140-horsepower, 147 torque.
707
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,187
Now, one of the great new
708
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,653
features on the 2011 model...
709
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,287
Improved trunk space, big enough
710
00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:48,220
for three losers.
711
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:49,188
Too bad your mother
712
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:49,754
didn't come.
713
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:50,820
Oh, I didn't hear you.
714
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:52,087
I'm in the dark with Murray!
715
00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:54,553
Open the trunk!
716
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,120
Narrator: Joe, "q," and murr
717
00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:57,720
got owned on the car lot, which
718
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,320
means Joe is the biggest loser.
719
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,321
Oh, no!
720
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,553
Narrator: So now he has to do
721
00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:04,520
something so disgusting, we
722
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:08,221
can't even show it to you.
723
00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:11,821
Whoo!
724
00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:12,920
> Joe's getting punished.
725
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:14,053
We are back at the beach,
726
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:14,454
Joey.
727
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,154
That's cool.
728
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:15,921
I love the beach.
729
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,187
Oh, you're not gonna love it
730
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:17,954
today, my friend.
731
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,621
You're not gonna love it today.
732
00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:20,920
We've driven down here to the
733
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:22,053
beautiful Jersey shore.
734
00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:23,321
We're on the boardwalk.
735
00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:24,787
We're gonna send Joe out with
736
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,220
that sign and five envelopes
737
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,953
containing five of the absolute
738
00:19:27,954 --> 00:19:29,687
worst punishments that we could
739
00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:30,921
think of, buddy.
740
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:32,220
Yeah, Joe has got to let a
741
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:33,620
random person pick the envelope,
742
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:34,787
and no matter how bad it is, he
743
00:19:34,788 --> 00:19:35,788
has to do whatever it says
744
00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:36,954
inside.
745
00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:39,520
All right, Joe, let's go.
746
00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:40,321
He's in Jersey.
747
00:19:40,322 --> 00:19:41,553
He's going hard, or he's going
748
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:42,288
home, you know?
749
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,453
Get her. Get the woman in the
750
00:19:44,454 --> 00:19:45,553
purple shirt.
751
00:19:45,554 --> 00:19:46,853
How are you?
752
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:47,887
I'm good. How are you?
753
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,454
Good. I'm great.
754
00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,787
Just pick an envelope and
755
00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:53,754
tell me what it says I have
756
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:54,888
to do.
757
00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:55,888
Pick out whatever you like.
758
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,153
Like that one?
759
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,987
There you go.
760
00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:01,854
Let's see.
761
00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:07,387
Whoa!
762
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:11,320
Do it! Do it! Do it!
763
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:12,321
Do it!
764
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,387
Joe, I'm okay with you if you
765
00:20:14,388 --> 00:20:15,554
don't.
766
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:18,021
You have to do it.
767
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:19,120
And she hasn't washed her
768
00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:21,587
feet in five...
769
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,720
Put her toe in your mouth.
770
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:24,753
Oh!
771
00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:27,820
This is... this is not right.
772
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:28,688
He's gonna do this.
773
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:29,688
This is...
774
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,053
you enjoying this?
775
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:34,054
You're laughing?
776
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,387
Don't do it.
777
00:20:36,388 --> 00:20:37,587
No!
778
00:20:37,588 --> 00:20:39,087
Oh, he's...
779
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:40,588
No!
780
00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:46,453
Oh, my god!
781
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,454
Thank you.
782
00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:53,153
Oh!
783
00:20:53,154 --> 00:20:54,220
Oh, my god!
784
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:55,320
That was gross.
785
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,553
Not you. Nothing against you.
786
00:20:57,554 --> 00:20:58,953
It was just putting a big toe in
787
00:20:58,954 --> 00:20:59,488
my mouth.
788
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:00,720
Ugh. Oh.
789
00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:02,087
No, sorry.
790
00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:03,421
Sorry, I need antiseptic.
791
00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:04,520
I couldn't have done that.
792
00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:05,621
I have a disease through
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