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SEAN: It was Liam and Debra's
20th wedding anniversary.
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And as everyone knows,
the traditional gift for this milestone
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is china.
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A samurai sword?
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Happy anniversary, Mam.
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If I know women like I think
I know women, she loves it.
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That's not what they
mean by china, idiot.
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Better than your stupid plate.
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[CHUCKLES] You
told her, idiot.
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Well, it's the thought
that counts. Thanks, love.
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[KISSES]
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I got you something a bit more
fitting for your weekend away, Deb.
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And I got you a size too big.
For wandering hands.
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Sweet Jesus.
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I love it,
but knowing Liam, he'll have me out of it fairly sharpish.
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Don't worry about that.
I left the tags on.
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Ya can exchange it for
leggings when ya get back.
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Great,
I actually need new leggings.
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Merciful hour!
Right, if we hit the road now,
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we can drop Martin in Dublin
and be in the sunny Southeast by nine.
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The "sunny Southeast"?
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Oh, it's like
Africa down there, buddy.
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Thanks a million for staying
for the weekend, Lind.
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Have you everything you need?
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We'll be grand girls,
won't we? [CLICKS TONGUE]
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My new roomies will
show me the ropes.
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Wish I had a rope.
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It's weird she didn't ask you
where you got a samurai sword, though.
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How come Martin gets to stay
in Dublin with Uncle Danny?
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Well, Moone men are in
a minority round here,
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and we thought it
was time for Martin to bond with his uncle,
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just two fellas getting to
know each other by themselves.
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- [KNOCKING]
- Hiya, lads!
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I've a full stomach
and an empty bladder.
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Let's see what the aul Renault
can do on the open road.
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Oh,
now there's a pleased lady.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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?Dancing at the disco,
bumper to bumper
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?Wait a minute,
where's me jumper?
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?Where's me jumper,
where's me jumper?
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?Where's me jumper,
where's me jumper? Oh, no ?
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So you're goin' on
a second honeymoon?
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Aw. Hmm.
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Won't be as good
as the first time, though,
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when she was 20 years
younger, huh, Liam?
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[SIGHS] Don't worry, love.
You've still got it.
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Well, I've
certainly got some of it.
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You brought your
geography book?
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I thought I'd do a bit of
revisin' on the road. Learn a bit about Dublin.
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Learnin'? Not on my watch!
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My book, my precious book.
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Padraic, this is three whole
days we can forget about bloody books.
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We already know our geography.
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We're going to Dublin!
The Windy City of Angels! Tinker's Tinsel Town!
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[PARODY OF WHERE THE
STREETS HAVE NO NAME PLAYING]
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MARTIN: ?I wanna run
down the Champs-Elysees
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?I wanna see
Disneyland on Sunday
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?We'll visit Big Ben
And the Taj Mahal
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BOTH: ?Where the streets
do have names ?
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I'm not sure Big Ben
is in Dublin.
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I think you're wrong there,
but we'll get some brochures at the pyramids.
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Oh, yeah.
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They must just be gone
for petrol or something.
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Can't imagine they'd just
leave us. [CHUCKLING] We're the best ones!
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Oh,
you're heading off are you? All right.
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I'll just wait here alone.
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I'm better than this.
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[INSECT BUZZING]
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Wow. This is cool. I think.
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Where are our beds,
Uncle Danny?
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Ye're sittin' on it.
Who wants milk?
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Milk? I have cows at home.
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No, this is Dublin milk.
It probably comes from buses or some shit.
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Sorry, lads, I've no glasses.
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No bother, I'm well used to
drinking jam.
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Listen, boys, we are gonna
have a fun weekend, that I guarantee,
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but I am gonna have to work
in the morning.
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Oh.
Are you doing music things?
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No, no.
I'm really only a music man on the minimum, Marty.
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Don't want to be a slave
to the tunes, ya know.
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- Oh, I do know.
- [PHONE RINGING]
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I buy, I sell, I keep my
fingers in a beaucoup of pies.
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- Are you double-jointed?
- [PHONE CONTINUES TO RING]
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A keen heart and nimble
fingers will unlock any door, little fella.
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I feel like I should be
writing this stuff down.
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Yeah. He's very enigmatic for
someone who doesn't own drinking glasses.
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Danny Moone ici.
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Ooh, espanol!
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Thing is Bono,
I'm still waiting on last week's money, so...
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Bono, Bono,
Bono, you tell Larry if he wants a hand with his drums,
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he's gonna have to cough up
the ching ching pronto, ya know what I mean?
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All right. Cheerio, Bono.
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[SIGHS]
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Was that Bono from U2?
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No, different Bono.
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He's a mate I helped empty
some sewage drums into the Liffey last week.
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Bono's a very common name
in Dublin, you know.
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- MARTIN: Oh.
- Oh, I didn't know that.
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Listen boys, we better get
some shuteye. Early mornings are a ripe selling slot.
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What do you sell exactly?
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Knowledge. I sell knowledge.
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G'night, little men.
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It's like livin'
with the Riddler.
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What a night! We haven't
done it like that for ages.
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I know!
It just went on and on, it was like we were teenagers.
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Blew
the cobwebs off all right.
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Yup, it really was
a really great sleep.
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Oh, we should have
sex at some stage.
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- Oh, yeah,
sure we have all weekend. - Ah, yeah.
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The Encyclopaedia Irelandica!
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It's big, isn't it?
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Big. And powerful.
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That's quite a combination,
Daniel.
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Knowledge is power,
Mrs Dunphy.
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[SIGHS]
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And in my hands
right now, I'm holding
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the greatest
information resource the world will ever see.
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Your hands must
be very strong.
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Probably from opening
all those flippin' jam jars.
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Hey, do you recognise yer one
over there? The yuppie lookin' one.
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Who?
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Isn't it Sheila something?
From our old school.
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She moved away, I think.
Did you know her at all?
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Sharon Morgan?
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Jesus, yeah. I knew her well.
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You knew her well?
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I mean, er, not "well".
Just "well".
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Oh.
When was all this wellness?
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Liam? Is that you? [CHUCKLES]
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Liam Moone!
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The very man.
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Well, there was
a treat for my eyes.
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Before we met.
Well before we met.
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
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Quickly, quickly, quickly.
The whistle's gone.
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Why d'ya have to move away,
Sharon? Why is the world doing this to us?
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Shh. Remember, Liam,
I will always be here.
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- So you're not going away?
- Huh? No, I meant your heart.
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Stupid heart! Always getting
in the bloody way of things.
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We can't fight destiny, Liam.
We must learn to love again. Somehow.
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But I don't think I can!
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Sharon!
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Hiya.
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Hey. I'm Liam,
you're nice lookin'.
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Talk about a blast from
the past, guys. [CHUCKLES]
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It's such a treat
to see ya, both.
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You too, Sharon! Er, what are
you up to these days? Are ya still over in London?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm, erm...
I'm an entrepreneur now.
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It's a French word.
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I own my own business.
You've probably heard of it, actually. Body Margarine?
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Is it like body butter?
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Yeah.
It's similar, Debra, yeah, but, erm... But cheaper.
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Oh.
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So what are ya
doing over here?
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I'm giving a master class on
how to be a successful businesswoman in the '90s.
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Ya know,
just givin' something back.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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- Energise.
Synergise. Super size. - [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Think like a fox.
Outside the box.
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Be applied.
Be a ride. Be bonafide. It's the law, bitches.
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In-source.
Outsource. Workforce.
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Take charge.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Use Body Marge!
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Well, it looks affordable.
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Oh, stop. Debra, I hate it.
I'm trying to revamp the whole design.
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You know,
really bring it up to 1992.
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You know,
Liam's really good at logos and things like that.
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Oh yeah. I forgot you were
a talented bastard.
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Stop.
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Do you wanna, erm...
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Do you wanna throw
some ideas at me, hon?
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I suppose I
could give it a go.
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I bet ya bloody could.
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Right. Well, I'd better scoot.
I've got a yoga class.
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But I'll catch you guys later.
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- Yoga?
- You haven't heard of yoga?
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What, like, the bear?
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[LAUGHING]
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You're too funny.
Not Yogi. Yoga. It's a Japanese form
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where you elongate your limbs
and your muscles to find inner peace.
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Yeah,
I think I saw something on Tomorrow's World.
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I must try it some time.
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Well,
make that sometime now, hon.
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And don't worry,
all ages are welcome.
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[EXHALING SHARPLY] Well,
well, well.
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[SCOFFS]
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Er...
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Well I...
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Hey there, book fella!
My wife bought this book by mistake.
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- We want our money back.
- Sorry pal. No refunds.
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Hey, don't call me pal,
the name's Bono.
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BOTH: Bono?
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- Different Bono.
- BOTH: Oh.
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You seduced me wife.
You seduced her into buying a book!
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Hiya, Danny!
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Oh, hi, Ali!
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Hello.
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Don't push it, book man.
I'm pretty close to the edge.
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BOTH: The Edge?
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The old yoga's
doing you wonders, Ali.
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Great girl.
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I'll give you your book!
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[GROANING]
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Wow! Inner city crime!
We're not even in Harlem yet!
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Get in there.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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SEAN: Not to be outdone by
Sharon, Debra bravely embarked on a yoga class,
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and was really starting to
enjoy this china anniversary of hers.
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This is wonderful!
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Shh! No talkin' during
the downward dog, hon.
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Of course, the thing about
china is that it's really quite delicate.
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- Oh, Jesus...
- SEAN: Oh, God.
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Oh, me hip.
Oh, me feckin' hip. Oh!
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Man down!
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Flippin' hell. No one's gonna
buy an encyclopaedia from me looking like this.
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That's true. We may as well
just catch the aul dolphin show at SeaWorld!
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I'm so screwed, lads.
That was the only sale I made last week.
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If I don't flog some facts
before Monday, they're gonna fire me.
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No uncle of mine is gonna be
out on the street, Danny.
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Because this is the city where
the streets do have names!
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And the name of this street is
"We're Here to Help"...
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...Street.
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Wait,
are we selling books now?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Dublin, County Dublin,
so good they named it twice!
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- You're back!
- We are, indeed.
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I was getting worried.
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We thought we'd get a teatime
sale in, but everybody seemed to be out.
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Well, they don't call it the
"city that rarely sleeps" for nothin'.
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Never mind, Martin,
at least ye gave it a go.
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Oh, we're not finished,
we just came back for more books.
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- Ye sold out?
- Like Santa advertising Coke!
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Martin, they're givin' out
prizes for selling books!
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What kind of prizes?
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What are your
two favourite words that when put together
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mean something even better?
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- A chocolate fountain?
- Second favourite?
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A flippin' speedboat?
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Listen lads, thanks so much
for helping me out today,
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I promise we'll do
something fun tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? [SCOFFS]
We're working tomorrow.
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What are ya talkin' about?
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We've got
a chocolate fountain to win!
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- Speedboat.
- We've got a speedboat to win.
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Right, I'm off.
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[BURPS] Ya sure you don't want
to come with me, Trisha?
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Always room for young blood
on a manhunt.
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No. I've got period pains.
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Oh, gotcha.
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Speaking of which,
has anyone seen my, erm, medicine?
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What does it look like?
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They're these little pills,
maybe 21 of them,
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days of the week
written next to each one. No?
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00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:07,280
I suppose I'll
roll the dice, then. Night, girls. Don't wait up.
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Right,
I'm going down the bridge.
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[SEAN SIGHS]
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Why are we always
the ones left behind? We're the best ones!
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00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,760
Shall we paint our toes now?
Do you want to do that? Would that be weird...
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00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,280
You're just gonna go?
All right. I'll just stay here.
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00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:38,320
Oh, the breeze has really
picked up. Aw, it's going right through me.
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That's nice and snuggly now.
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You have your
flask there as well.
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Oh, yeah,
yeah, that'll do nicely.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Yes! Whoo!
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Oh, hey, guys!
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What's a hip-happenin'?
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00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,680
Well, Deb's hip's
not happenin' so...
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00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:06,200
Oh, Debs. I feel terrible.
All these years and I've never had a yoga injury,
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but I guess I'm
just really bendy.
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[LAUGHS FORCEFULLY]
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Oh, there's Marcus.
Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!
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You're a feckin' loon!
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That's Marcus, ah.
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00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,440
Yeah,
we were at a rave last night. He's a feckin' loon,
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- do you know what I mean?
- Absolutely.
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00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,640
Actually,
I'm having a come-down rave in my room tonight,
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if ya fancy coming along?
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Oh.
Sounds fun! Sure, we'll come down too, then,
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- from our room.
- [LAUGHING]
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OK. Coolio, babe. Well, I best
keep blading. Clear the head.
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Trip her, Liam. Trip her.
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How are ya?
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00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,600
There are more rashers
on the way there now, Keith.
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I bet you've
built up an appetite,
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00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,640
[SOFTLY] you
vigourous bastard.
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00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,560
Wait, why do we even
have suits with us?
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00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,400
Oh, we were hoping to catch
a show on Broadway.
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00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,240
Oh, yeah, that's right.
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00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,280
The Encyclopaedia Irelandica
is the greatest information resource
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the world will ever see.
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BOTH: Fact!
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You poor lads. My da made me
work when I was your age too.
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00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,760
And if I complained,
he just gave me a feckin' belt.
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Are your da's like that?
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00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,600
Dad gave me
a belt on my birthday.
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I bet he did. The big brute.
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[SIGHS]
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00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,320
[WHISPERS] I
think it's snakeskin.
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Sorry, lads.
I'm just not interested.
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00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,720
Wait, please. Erm,
a man stole our shoes.
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00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,320
We have no shoes?
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00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,680
- All right, so.
- [BUZZES]
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00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,480
We need one more sale,
but we don't have much time left.
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00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,000
We need to find someone who
has a respect for the brand,
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but for some reason doesn't
own an encyclopaedia.
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00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,600
Well,
hello there, beautiful... Oh.
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00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,000
My God, your skin is soft.
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00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,640
Thanks. I use Body Marge.
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00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,520
So, is Bono in?
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00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,400
No, he's gone out
with his friend Adam.
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Lovely,
throw on the kettle there.
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00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,520
Oh, two storeys!
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00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,600
Put us on the board!
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00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,240
What? Ye sold them all?
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00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,000
Like candy to
a cash-rich baby!
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00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,600
We may have come here in a car
of rust, but we're leaving in a boat of speed.
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00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,040
Put us on the flippin' board!
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00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,600
So the ice numbs my ear,
and then you disinfect it with the vodka?
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00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,480
No. That's to
keep my hand steady.
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00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,480
I don't know about this.
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00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,880
Do it! Sinead! Do it! C'mon,
we've all done it! We've all done it!
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00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,400
- [SCREAMS] Ow, my ear!
Stop. Ow! - Oh, for...
325
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,440
Stop!
Ow! That hurts my ear. Ow!
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00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,800
What have I become?
I need to go hang with my homies.
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00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,680
Oh my God!
[SCREAMS] Stop, stop!
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00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,920
You're grand.
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00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,240
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,240
Hey, cowboy!
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00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,960
What are you doing?
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00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,120
[CHUCKLES]
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00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,480
Straight into the canapes,
Liamo? It's a wonder you stay so buff.
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00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,120
Ha!
Just a bit peckish, Sharon.
335
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,880
Your
anniversary weekend duties left ya famished, did they?
336
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,240
- [LAUGHS]
- No. Just... Buffet was closed.
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00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,560
[LAUGHING]
338
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,600
So, uh, where's Maude?
339
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,600
Oh, she's just
taking a little nap.
340
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,200
You're too much
for her, Liamo. Ya have her tied to that bed.
341
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,200
- Yeah, something like that.
- [LAUGHS]
342
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,600
Actually. I was hopin' to have
a chat with ya anyway.
343
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,120
Well, if you want me alone,
I'm goin' skinny dipping later.
344
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,400
Skinny dipping? Outside?
345
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,760
Nothing I haven't seen before.
I'm sure, like the rest of you, it's aged well.
346
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,600
Like a fine wine.
347
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,200
[CHUCKLES] More like
a wheel of old cheese.
348
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,880
I'll wheel your old cheese.
349
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,800
What?
350
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,360
So, let's see have
a look at these logos.
351
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,120
Sorry, I don't suppose you've
any painkillers, do ya?
352
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,880
Painkillers?
[SCOFFS] Yeah, that's what I like to call them too.
353
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,160
I just need something
to ease the aul hip.
354
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,240
[LAUGHS] Here. These'll ease
you nicely, love.
355
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,320
Great, thanks a million.
Very happy chap.
356
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,520
These are pretty good, Liam.
357
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,080
They're just
illustrations really, but you can imagine what...
358
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,040
I can imagine a lot of
bloody things. Yes, I can.
359
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,520
With you. And your big,
stupid arty hands.
360
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,720
Stop being flirty.
361
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,360
[SCOFFS] Flirty? Where you
getting that from?
362
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,560
I'm getting it from you.
363
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,440
I mean, it's lovely to see ya
an' all, but the whole Joan Collins thing...
364
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:38,320
- One of my
personal heroes, actually. - I don't doubt it.
365
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:43,360
I think you are
just not used to strong, confident women.
366
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,160
It is raining strong,
confident women in my house.
367
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,720
But you are like
a fanny tsunami!
368
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,720
- Right.
- I'm sorry, it's just all too much.
369
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,800
No, no,
don't be silly, it's fine.
370
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,440
It's fine. Like I said, Liam,
these are, er...
371
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,440
These are pretty good.
372
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:06,800
But they're Boyle good.
They're not London good.
373
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,720
I'm feeling it
now meself, I think. The sea air. It's hittin' me!
374
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,560
There she is,
the old ball and chain, rolling around.
375
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,120
Hiya!
376
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,920
- What did she think?
- It doesn't matter. Let's just go.
377
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,960
- [TURNS MUSIC OFF]
- [PARTYGOERS GASP]
378
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,960
What's up?
Music too young for ya?
379
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,760
Firstly,
you're forty-feckin-three!
380
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,040
MAN: That's old.
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
381
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,360
Secondly, you wouldn't know a
good logo if it kicked you in your downward dog!
382
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,560
And thirdly, I feel
feckin' amazing right now!
383
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,360
I think I'll, er,
wheel out my old cheese.
384
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800
[MUSIC PLAYING]
385
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,520
I'm 39. Was
the music always this loud?
386
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,160
- Well that was...
- Brilliant! Wasn't it brilliant?
387
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,160
What a lovely bunch of people!
Why do we never listen to dance music?
388
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,880
I could stick Garth
Brooks on when we...
389
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,120
I'd love that. I'd love that!
And I love you, ya big lug!
390
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,920
Twenty years together and
I have never loved you more, Liam.
391
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,920
Do you want to stay up all
night and talk about my feelings?
392
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,840
No, I want to get you to bed
and spoon the flip outta ya.
393
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,160
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
394
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,520
DANNY: Wow! [LAUGHING]
395
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,160
Do ya want a go, lads?
396
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,480
I think that adrenalin hit
might push me over the edge.
397
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,240
Nah, you stay here
and have your fun. We're gonna head off home.
398
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,840
All right, see ya, lads!
Thank you!
399
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,960
Hey! Hey, I made it!
400
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,880
Whoo! Whoa! Hitchhiking
is tricky when you're invisible.
401
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,360
Did you get your ears pierced?
402
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,120
Yes, I did shave my legs.
Thank you.
403
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,800
No, I said did you get
your ears pierced?
404
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,240
So, what are we doing next?
405
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,920
C'mon, Martin,
Route 66 closes at five, so...
406
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,880
Whoa!
We're going home already?
407
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:50,040
Back to good old Boyle!
The town that sleeps the normal amount.
408
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,400
I had to do some really
weird stuff to get a lift.
409
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,520
Ugh!
410
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,600
Achtung, baby!
411
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,200
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