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Hey.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Good. Dinner's almost ready.
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Okay. I'm gonna be a little late.
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There's a lotta traffic.
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Okay. How late?
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Maybe half an
hour. I'll see you soon.
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Okay.
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Baby, I am so sorry.
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Wow, this looks, this looks great.
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It's cold.
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It's okay.
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I like it cold.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Why?
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You seem nervous.
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I'm not--
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Shit.
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I'm sorry. Like I said, I,
I, uh, sorry I was late.
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I, uh, traffic was, it
was, it was insane today.
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No it wasn't, Josh.
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I checked the traffic. It's
the same as it always is.
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Uh, that's, that's, that's
strange. What app did you use?
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Where were you?
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I told you, traffic was bad.
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Hey.
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Anna, please give me my
phone back now, please.
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No, Josh. Not until you admit
you've been seeing someone.
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All right, fine. I'll admit it.
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I've been having an affair. Okay?
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Can I have my phone back
now, please? Thank you.
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No, Josh. Not after
what you just told me.
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Anna.
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Who is she, Josh?
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Who is she?
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Yes. Who is she?
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She's um, she's someone from work.
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Is it your assistant?
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Uh, yeah.
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You're having an affair with Bethany?
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How could you, Josh?
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I don't know. It just happened, I guess.
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What are we gonna do Josh?
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I don't know.
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What happened between us?
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We used to be so good together.
We had something special.
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I don't know what happened.
I thought we were so happy.
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I didn't, I didn't know
there was anything wrong.
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Is that it? Is there something
wrong with our marriage?
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Huh? Uh, uh, yeah, I guess so.
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I'd really feel better
if I had my phone back.
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Later.
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Was it me, Josh? Did I do something wrong?
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No.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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You were perfect.
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I was the one who was so
caught up in my own bullshit
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that I pushed you away.
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I just wanna make you happy, Josh.
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I wanna please you like
no woman ever has before.
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Will you let me do that?
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Do you love me, Josh?
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I love you so much, Anna.
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♪ Sunshine ♪
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All right.
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♪ Lying in the sun ♪
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♪ Not another rain in the winter ♪
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♪ All I want is sun ♪
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♪ Doesn't everyone ♪
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♪ Have a little thing from time to time ♪
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♪ Now it's time for the sun to shine ♪
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♪ And doesn't it, doesn't it feel good ♪
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Hi.
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You're dead meat buddy.
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It's not what it looks like.
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Well, what it looks like
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is another man in my house with my wife.
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What the fuck?
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Granted, I'm a little
tired from my red eye.
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But I've also got two eyes,
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and they're both right in my fucking head.
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Listen, okay? This is not--
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Tell me how this isn't
exactly what it looks like.
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Yeah, yes, I was, I was with Anna,
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if that's even her name, but (grunts).
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Hey.
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You okay?
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What the fuck just happened?
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Shh, be quiet.
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He still thinks you're unconscious.
It'll buy us some time.
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What are you talking
about? You did this to me.
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- Look, baby--
- He was standing
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right in front of me.
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No, no, no, believe me, I had no choice.
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I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't.
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He was watching the entire time
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through the security cameras.
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It gets him off seeing me with other men.
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This is, this is, this is crazy.
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Well, that's Love Bomb for you.
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Doesn't exactly attract
the healthiest of people.
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What?
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You still in bed, buttercup?
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You check out that app I sent you?
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What app? You send me a million things.
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Love Bomb, talking about Love Bomb.
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I told you I'm not ready to date.
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No, I know. That's why
Love Bomb is perfect for you.
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It's not like any other
app. Trust me on this.
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I had a session last week
that was mind blowing.
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And it's not just about the sex.
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It's, it's, it's, it's catharsis.
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Like, I worked through
so much of my bullshit.
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I'm trying to tell you,
it's better than therapy.
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You want milk?
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What milk?
- Almond milk.
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- Almond milk?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Josh. Josh, you there?
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Yes. Love Bomb.
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Buddy, I'm telling you, trust me,
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you are gonna have the time of your life.
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You can be anyone you wanna be.
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You can play out any fantasy
you've ever, ever imagined,
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no matter how up fucked up,
dark, and weird and twisted.
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I still love her.
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Who? Tara?
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Yes, Tara. Who else?
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What? That is pointless. She's moved on.
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He doesn't love her. Not like I do.
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He treats her like crap.
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Yes,
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and that's none of your business anymore.
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She wants to be with
a douche bag, let her.
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A rich douche bag.
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Yes, he is a very rich douche bag.
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But, hey, the good part is
that now you have the freedom
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to be a man and not a cock.
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Um, thank you?
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Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh,
has it ever occurred to you
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that every time you complain
about her still loving him,
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even though he treats her like shit,
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that then she treats you like
shit and then you love her?
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Yeah. What's your point?
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My point is that everyone's out here
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treating everyone else like shit.
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All right? So you gotta
get in while you can.
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Love Bomb, Josh. Trust me.
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Okay.
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♪ I like your abs ♪
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You guys have everything you need?
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Take the check.
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The check? Sure.
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Hey.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Good. Dinner's almost ready.
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Good. (chuckles) Um, I'm
gonna be a little late.
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The south traffic's awful.
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Okay. How late?
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Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon.
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Okay.
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He gets off watching me
role play with other guys.
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Well he looked really upset.
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Like he wanted to kill me.
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And you, you were the
one who knocked me out.
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That's all part of the game.
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First time, he tried punching the guy,
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thinking it was gonna be
lights out, like in a movie.
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But that didn't happen.
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So, he forced me to
start using chloroform.
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Jesus Christ. How many
times have you two done this?
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Not many. Just twice. You're the third.
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What happened with the other two guys?
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Anna, what happened to the other two guys?
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Things got a little out of hand.
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What do you mean outta hand?
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I got you into this.
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I, I, I can't,
I can't believe this.
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Why can't anything just work out?
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Hey, it's gonna be okay.
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We're gonna find a way
outta this, I promise.
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Oh, no.
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♪ Put out this fire ♪
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What's wrong?
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He played this song the last two times.
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♪ Only you, babe ♪
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♪ Can put out this fire ♪
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♪ Only you, babe ♪
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♪ Can put out this fire
burning in my soul ♪
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♪ Only you, babe ♪
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♪ Can put out this fire ♪
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♪ Only you can put out this fire ♪
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Look, Josh, do you trust me?
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No, I don't trust you.
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You, you fucking chloroformed me.
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You're a goddamn accomplice.
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I'm not an accomplice. I'm his wife.
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I'm as much of a victim as you are.
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Not quite. Nice try though.
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You think I wanna be doing any of this?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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You really think that of me?
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Anna, I have no idea who you
are. Why would I trust you?
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Things might be different this time.
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Tom doesn't wanna hurt anyone.
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He's just going through a
phase, like a midlife crisis.
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A midlife crisis is getting an earring.
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It's buying a motorcycle.
It's not abducting people.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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He'll hear you.
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Wait. Where's my phone?
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I don't know.
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How 'bout your phone?
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What about it?
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If you're really not in on this,
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then you could call 9-1-1.
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I'm not calling 9-1-1 on my husband.
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He's not a bad man, he
just needs some help.
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I knew it. You are crazy.
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Maybe I am crazy, but I can't help it.
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I know he's fucked up, but I love him.
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Hey.
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What are you kids doing in there?
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Where am I?
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Nice try, buddy.
I heard you guys talking.
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I just hope it wasn't about me.
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I was just explaining
a few things to him.
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Really? Like what?
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Like how you don't
like finding your wife
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with another man.
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How angry it makes you.
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It's true. I don't like seeing it.
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But then again,
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I do like seeing it.
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You are a real stud, buddy.
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How did it feel plowing my wife?
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I bet it felt pretty good, didn't it?
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See, I can tell from your cheap clothes
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that you don't make a lotta money.
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And I imagine that added an extra kick,
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plowing a rich man's
wife, a rich little slut.
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Thing is, Josh.
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It's Josh, right?
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The thing is, plowing a rich man's wife
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doesn't make you a rich man.
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It makes you a,
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weasel.
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You dig what I'm saying?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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You, quite the intellect, Josh.
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Stand up.
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I can see why my wife is attracted to you.
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It's definitely not because of your looks,
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because compared to me, I mean,
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there's really not much
of a comparison, is there?
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Tom, maybe we can just--
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Did I bring you into this conversation?
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If you can't keep your legs shut,
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you damn well better keep your mouth shut
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or I'm gonna shut it for you.
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Do you like brandy?
264
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,803
When I first started
drinking, I was a scotch man.
265
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,181
Then I became a bourbon man for a spell.
266
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,184
Recently, acquired a taste for brandy.
267
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,356
It's not just the taste,
it's the whole ritual of it.
268
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,902
The gripping of the snifter,
the swishing the brandy about
269
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,487
before you take that first sip.
270
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,449
Makes you feel like lord of the manor.
271
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,706
Mm, yeah. Mm.
272
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,462
You a gun guy?
273
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,257
Of course not.
274
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,885
Take a seat.
275
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,686
Drink up.
276
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,356
It's a little early for me.
277
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,693
Nervous, huh?
278
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,199
It's okay, I understand.
279
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,285
It is an awkward situation,
but what can I say?
280
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,830
Everyone has their own special
way of processing heartbreak.
281
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,087
This little lady here,
282
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,718
let's just say this isn't the first time
283
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,011
she's broken my heart.
284
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,601
Reacted with anger
before, anger and sadism.
285
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,771
Where did that lead to, Josh?
286
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,857
Me coming home to find her at it again.
287
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,361
And yes, it hurt just as
much as the other times.
288
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,404
So here I am gripping my brandy
289
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,199
and grappling with my raging feelings.
290
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,287
I'm on the edge, man. The fucking edge.
291
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,332
But I said to myself, I'm not
gonna do what I did before.
292
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,378
I'm simply gonna sit down with
the fella and talk it out,
293
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,212
man to man.
294
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,718
You like the brandy?
295
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,012
Uh-huh.
296
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,564
So did you two meet on the internet?
297
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:20,737
Um, I think it would be
best if I just left. Okay?
298
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,785
Oh, you don't wanna leave.
Trust me. You wanna stay.
299
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,539
This is making me very uncomfortable.
300
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,750
You have no idea what
being uncomfortable is.
301
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,505
I could show you, or you
can sit there and humor me
302
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,299
while I make an attempt to be civil.
303
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:46,596
So, where were we? Uh, the internet.
304
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,307
That is where you two met, right?
305
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,642
That's where everyone meets these days.
306
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,477
Hinge?
307
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,772
Bumble?
308
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:59,234
Raya? Blah, blah, blah.
309
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,321
Did Anna tell you what I do for a living?
310
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:09,077
It's funny, I think that
hurts more than the cheating.
311
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,872
I'm such an insignificant party,
312
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,790
there wasn't even a discussion about me.
313
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,335
Fuck. Hold on.
314
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,045
Need a second to process that one.
315
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,048
Mm-hmm.
316
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,761
Mm-hmm.
317
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,349
Okay, I'm fine.
318
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,267
You know, I said I was gonna
be civil this time around
319
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,685
and I'm gonna stick with it.
320
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:38,565
I'm a TV producer, Josh.
I make reality TV shows.
321
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,859
That's what pays for all of this.
322
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,945
That's what pays for Anna's
ultra-comfy lifestyle.
323
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,825
There's lots of money in reality
programming. Lots of money.
324
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,120
See, I produce several dating theme shows,
325
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,121
if you're curious.
326
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,378
You're probably not.
Whatever. It's all a facade.
327
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,464
None of the people on
these shows actually date.
328
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,926
They're all just actors
looking for their big break.
329
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,221
Some folks would think that I'm
peddling lies to the public.
330
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,931
But I tell you something, Josh,
331
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,519
the shows that I produce
cause much less harm
332
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,438
than the internet, especially
these dating sites.
333
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,859
Hell, Anna and I met on a dating site.
334
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,944
Did she tell you that?
335
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,201
That's 'cause you guys
never talked about me.
336
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,119
Huh, forgot about that one.
337
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,288
Sorry, still uh, still processing.
338
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,917
Anyway, the problem
with these dating sites
339
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,587
is that they give people,
people like my wife,
340
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:46,299
the illusion that they have
unlimited romantic options.
341
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,219
Reduces courtship to a fucking buffet,
342
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:52,806
and it is stacked with pics, stats,
343
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,433
and extra helpings of bullshit.
344
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,687
I see you staring at that gun, Josh.
345
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,773
So if you're gonna grab it,
just do it already. Pick it up.
346
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,609
Just do it.
347
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,704
That's right, I activated the house's
348
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,747
state-of-the-art security system
349
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,709
while you were conked out in the bathroom.
350
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,627
You can't open any door in the house
351
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,005
without the security code.
352
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,425
And yes, I'm the only one with the code.
353
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,223
Polycarbonate windows
throughout the house.
354
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,516
Impossible to break.
355
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,895
You could waste a lotta
time and strength trying,
356
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,482
and I might not shoot you while you do it,
357
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,484
but I would not recommend it, Josh.
358
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,778
You would just be putting
off the inevitable.
359
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:51,656
So all that being civil
talk was just a lie, huh?
360
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,702
You were never gonna let me go, were you?
361
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,870
I don't know, dude.
362
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,540
I'm just a sad clown
trying to make his way
363
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,751
in this dumpster fire of a world.
364
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:07,214
Generally, I go with my
instincts, and right now,
365
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,135
my instincts are telling
me to make you pay
366
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,804
for fucking my wife.
367
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,473
I didn't know Anna was married.
368
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,726
If I had known that--
369
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,853
If you had known, you
wouldn't have fucked my wife?
370
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,690
No, I wouldn't have.
I've been cheated on.
371
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,443
My girlfriend was fucking some guy
372
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,780
she met at fucking burning man, okay?
373
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,783
So I, I know what it feels like.
374
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,661
I would never do that to another man.
375
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:45,544
Listen, Anna told me that this is um,
376
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,422
it's a game you like to play.
377
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,760
And hey, I don't judge.
378
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,016
You guys are adults. It's between you.
379
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:04,980
So, just let me go and I promise
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
380
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,276
I know you won't, Josh.
381
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,863
And for the record, I am
sympathetic for what happened
382
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:17,534
between you and your girl and
the asshole at Burning Man.
383
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:25,458
But I still have to
torture you, because, well,
384
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,381
I'm just a sick fuck and
I like to torture people.
385
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,883
I don't know what to tell
you. It fucking gets me off.
386
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,762
You've been on Love Bomb, you
know people have their kinks.
387
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,307
But in my case, I'm not role playing.
388
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:42,434
Anyway, we can do the
whole cat and mouse thing
389
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,977
until I eventually catch you
390
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,646
and take you to my romper room, or...
391
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,456
Cat and mouse it is.
392
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:13,965
I've got a joke for you.
393
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:18,720
What do cats eat for breakfast?
394
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,888
Mice crispies.
395
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,308
You're a fucking weirdo, man.
396
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,520
The longer you hide,
the angrier I'm gonna get,
397
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,813
which is fine by me.
398
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,066
I want to be angry.
399
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,947
You know, anger gets a bad rap,
400
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,367
but it's really the best of all emotions.
401
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,703
If there were no anger,
we would not be spurred
402
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:47,415
to righteous justice for the
sins committed against us.
403
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,709
Josh.
404
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,127
You believe in justice?
405
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,087
What the fuck?
406
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,047
Because it's coming.
407
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:54,839
Fuck, how did you...
408
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,425
What is this place, a fucking fun house?
409
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,511
Shh. Be quiet. He'll hear you.
410
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,598
Shh.
411
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,517
You're really good at
sneaking up on people,
412
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,351
you know that?
413
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,311
Did you uh, forget your
chloroform this time?
414
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,938
I know you're upset.
415
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:10,772
Upset.
416
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,149
Your husband is a fucking lunatic
417
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,151
who's trying to torture me.
418
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,611
Josh.
419
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,531
What the hell's
the matter with you women?
420
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,825
How could you marry a guy like that, huh?
421
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,202
Oh, let me guess, 'cause
he's, he's a bad boy.
422
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537
You think that's sexy, right?
423
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,788
Josh.
424
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,748
What the hell's the
matter with you women?
425
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:32,168
A guy like that, a
shit guy like that, you marry.
426
00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,503
A guy like me, you leave.
427
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:36,673
But no, if he's, he's got money,
428
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,509
he's got good looks, he's
got a nice car, yeah,
429
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,721
he can do whatever he wants,
no matter who he hurts, right?
430
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,556
So this is my fault?
431
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,391
I'm just saying, maybe you could learn
432
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,435
to make better life choices.
433
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:52,105
Hmm, that's interesting,
coming from a guy
434
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,649
hiding in a closet from a man with a gun.
435
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:59,279
How'd you get here,
Josh? Good life choices?
436
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,532
I wasn't expecting this.
437
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,242
Well, it wasn't exactly the life
438
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,869
I had planned for myself either.
439
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,376
In the beginning, he was amazing.
440
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,965
He was everything I had hoped
for. He swept me off my feet.
441
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:25,722
But after the wedding, it was
like a mask had slipped off.
442
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,600
And once he had me,
443
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,685
he could show me the person he really was.
444
00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:35,565
By then, it was too late. I was trapped.
445
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,321
You could've left.
446
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,491
Are you serious? You've met him.
447
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,284
You think I could've just left?
448
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,454
So instead of killing you,
he just gets to kill me.
449
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,663
He's not gonna kill you, Josh.
450
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,374
Nah, just torture me,
whatever the fuck that means.
451
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,752
You know, men are so quick to tell women
452
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,420
what they should've done.
453
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,380
They shouldn't have been
walking home at night.
454
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,424
They shouldn't have
been wearing that dress.
455
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,635
They shouldn't have married that man.
456
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,678
Maybe you guys can stop
being fucking monsters.
457
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,554
How 'bout that?
458
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,309
You all think you're the good guys, but,
459
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,270
maybe there are no good guys.
460
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,607
I can hear you in there.
461
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,823
Tom, don't.
462
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,455
There are good guys, Anna,
and I'm gonna prove it to you.
463
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,292
You don't have to live like this.
464
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,752
I'm gonna get you outta here.
465
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,256
How do I get outta here?
466
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,132
It's over there.
467
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:08,700
Shit.
468
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,160
What happened?
469
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,371
He threw the
chair against the window.
470
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:55,622
Excited?
471
00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,501
Wow, that's quite the
lump you've got there.
472
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,087
Looks like it really hurts.
473
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,386
Stop it, please stop it, please stop it.
474
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,305
Not until you say the safe word.
475
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:15,391
I don't fucking know the safe word.
476
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,144
You don't?
477
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,524
He says he doesn't know the safe word.
478
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:34,243
Well then, I guess that means
you just don't wanna use it.
479
00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,078
Now then.
480
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,748
What to do next?
481
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,920
Please, please, please. Just
stop. I'm begging you, okay?
482
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,214
I will give you anything you want.
483
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:48,925
Anything, huh?
484
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,176
Yes, yes, anything.
485
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,930
Will you give me back
my pride, my dignity?
486
00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:57,558
How do you suppose you're gonna do that?
487
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:06,567
Maybe, just maybe, I'll take yours.
488
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,327
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
489
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,954
No, no, please. No, no, please.
490
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:23,084
Stop this. I don't wanna play
this fucking game anymore.
491
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,382
Well then, on to the main event.
492
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,020
What the fuck is that thing?
493
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,605
This, my friend, is justice.
494
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,693
What? What is he doing?
495
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,738
I can't take this.
496
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,116
Would you do the honors?
497
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,998
Oh my god. What are you
doing? What are you doing?
498
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,542
What are you doing? No,
no, no, no, no, no. Please.
499
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,003
What, what is that? What
is that fucking thing?
500
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:09,380
Stop.
501
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,425
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, please just stop.
502
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,844
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
503
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:15,928
Whatever it is, stop.
504
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,138
Stop, no, no, no. Not my balls.
505
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,724
Please, not my fucking balls, no.
506
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,683
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
507
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:24,812
Help!
508
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:27,440
Help!
509
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,318
Help!
510
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,111
Hey, nobody can hear you, buddy.
511
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,030
You see, this room is soundproof.
512
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,325
You shit suck. You fucking monster.
513
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,119
This is fucking happening to me, Tara.
514
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:44,957
Tara, I love you. Please.
515
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,084
Who's Tara?
516
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,670
How should I know? Just do it already.
517
00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:56,594
Yeah, I don't know. He
seems like, really upset.
518
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,889
This is just part of the
game. He's always like this.
519
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:04,811
Wait. What? Anna, what the
fuck are you saying? Anna?
520
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,401
Tom, is this woman really your wife?
521
00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,028
You have to tell me if she isn't.
522
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,825
Yeah, uh, I mean, of course she is.
523
00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,660
Tell me the truth, Tom.
524
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,996
My, our lives may depend on it.
525
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,967
I mean, she's not really my
wife in the biblical sense,
526
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,552
at least.
527
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,512
I've had enough of this. Give me that.
528
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:46,185
No, please!
529
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,235
Stop. Help! Help!
530
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,748
Goddammit!
531
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:08,624
Tom, I (sighs)...
532
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,128
Don't,
533
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:17,091
don't tell me what you think.
534
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,720
Tell me what you feel.
535
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:22,763
I feel (sighs),
536
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,187
I feel angry.
537
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,440
Yes?
538
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,858
Dissatisfied.
539
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,818
That's good. That's good. Keep--
540
00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:36,652
Frustrated.
541
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:37,778
Yes.
542
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,364
I feel irrelevant.
543
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:45,369
Yes! Yes. That is it.
544
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:49,332
That is it. You feel irrelevant.
545
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,294
You're past your prime.
546
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,299
And I bet your prime
wasn't even that good.
547
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,636
I mean, second rate at best.
548
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:05,348
Right?
549
00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,141
Well, I don't know if I was second rate.
550
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,317
Tom.
551
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,033
We're, we're not talking about you.
552
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:29,205
Tom, we're talking about the character
553
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,793
that you have to inhabit.
554
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,754
That's who we're talking about.
555
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,383
I don't know. It just feels
like you're talking about me.
556
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,645
Was I?
557
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,608
What does that even mean?
558
00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,444
A flash fire? A slow burn?
559
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,656
So he thinks the reason
I'm having a problem
560
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,826
inhabiting characters
is because my emotions
561
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,161
are too close to the surface.
562
00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,123
So what? It would be better
if you were more repressed?
563
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,959
Who the fuck knows?
These classes are stupid.
564
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,213
I keep getting turned out for parts.
565
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:23,384
I went out for one last week
that was for a reality series,
566
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,552
if you can believe it.
567
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,262
The show is about washed up actors,
568
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,347
and even then, I couldn't book the gig.
569
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,558
That's pretty funny.
570
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,350
No shit.
571
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,020
Do you wanna know the worst part?
572
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,397
I don't deserve any of these roles.
573
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,566
I've been phoning in my auditions.
574
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,400
Do you think?
575
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,234
No, I know.
576
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,527
I've been phoning it in for months,
577
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:44,822
and my agent's gonna drop me, I can tell.
578
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:50,619
Every time I read a
script, all I can think about
579
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,372
is that son of a bitch
Scott bonding with my son.
580
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:56,167
This dude's got the career
that I've always dreamed of,
581
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,376
and now he's got my family.
582
00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,670
I mean, it's eating me up inside.
583
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,506
Well, emotional depth
isn't your problem.
584
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:05,509
If anything, you should be
playing more dramatic characters.
585
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:09,221
Yeah, well, those roles
are going to guys like Scott,
586
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,639
Mr. Golden Globe.
587
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,812
I should've moved to LA a long time ago.
588
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,939
No, no, don't say that.
589
00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:21,108
I think I would've had more opportunity.
590
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,652
I don't think you want that opportunity.
591
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,696
I was out there for pilot season.
592
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,200
I locked my keys to my car
rental, had to call a locksmith.
593
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,328
Guy calls himself
"locksmith to the stars,"
594
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,497
gets my keys outta my
car, hands me the bill,
595
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,290
looks right at me and says,
596
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:39,668
"Hey, pal, remember out
here, it's not who you know,
597
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:40,878
it's who you blow."
598
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,838
He's a locksmith.
599
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,343
You were the lead in a Tribeca movie.
600
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,221
That's true.
601
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,974
You know, I never would've
gotten that role if I had moved.
602
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:55,518
They were only looking for local hire.
603
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,187
That's because all the
real artists are right here.
604
00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,106
I don't even wanna be a real artist.
605
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,024
I mean, look where it's gotten me.
606
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,401
All I wanna do is book fuckin' CW shows
607
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,362
so that I can provide for my family.
608
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,287
So how's your love life going?
609
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,205
Non-existent.
610
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,500
How am I supposed to focus on dating
611
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,293
when all I can think about is Katie?
612
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,922
I'm never gonna get over losing her.
613
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:27,800
May I make a suggestion?
614
00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:33,556
There's this app I've
been killing it on lately.
615
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,224
It's called Love Bomb.
616
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,434
You ever hear of it?
617
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,894
No, I hate dating apps. You know this.
618
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:43,441
Love Bomb is different.
It's real role play.
619
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,693
Now you say you can't get
your mind off of Scott
620
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,070
and the kids, you wanna get
back in the acting game.
621
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,781
Here's a chance to kill
two birds with one stone.
622
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:56,203
Get laid, and get your acting chops back.
623
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:03,878
I don't know. I mean, what
if somebody sees me on there?
624
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,212
Nah, I could get canceled.
625
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,881
If anybody sees you on there,
626
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,757
it means they are also on there.
627
00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,303
And I, I, I think you
need to have a career
628
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,054
in the first place to get canceled.
629
00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:16,932
I, I, I didn't mean that.
630
00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:17,808
Dude, come on.
631
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,226
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
632
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,065
You want another one?
633
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,192
Yes, please.
634
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,736
How 'bout you gentlemen?
635
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,364
Come on.
636
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:59,433
You're dead meat, buddy.
637
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,477
You're dead meat, buddy.
638
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,314
You're dead meat, buddy.
639
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,825
Yes, yeah, yes, I was
um, was with uh, Anna,
640
00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,285
if that's even her real name.
641
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:28,796
Holy shit. Did you
just chloroform that guy?
642
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:30,673
Don't worry, he's into it. Trust me.
643
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,424
Ah, fuck.
644
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,928
I, I don't know about all this.
645
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:39,390
This is part of the game.
Are you gonna do this or not?
646
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,561
Yeah.
647
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,646
Look, his name is Josh.
648
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,815
He's into submission and punishment.
649
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,942
You want me to show you
the messages between us?
650
00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:52,903
No, it's cool.
651
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,447
I mean, we probably
don't wanna know too much
652
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,032
about each other, right?
653
00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:57,866
Exactly.
654
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,789
You know, you look a lot
older than your headshots.
655
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,749
I just had those taken last year.
656
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,794
Sure you did. Come on, help me.
657
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:10,004
Get the legs.
658
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:14,675
One, two, three. Where are we taking him?
659
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,176
The bathroom.
660
00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:20,014
I thought you had like a
sex dungeon or something.
661
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,765
That's for the final act.
662
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,310
We need to build up some suspense first.
663
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,978
We want it to feel real, right?
664
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,479
Uh, sure.
665
00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,530
So, I'll be in there with him,
666
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,073
telling him what a monster you are,
667
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,576
while you hang back in the living room.
668
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:44,038
When you feel it's right for
your character or whatever,
669
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,915
barge in and drag him out,
the rougher the better.
670
00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,667
He likes it that way.
671
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,501
Ah.
672
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:52,296
All right.
673
00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,966
And can you do me a favor?
674
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,217
What?
675
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,845
Stop breaking character.
676
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,184
It won't happen again.
677
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:29,833
Please.
678
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:33,087
Is it safe you to
keep doing it like that?
679
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:36,757
What did I tell you
about breaking character?
680
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,551
You've never met this
guy before, have you?
681
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,803
So what?
682
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,846
So you've been playing us, lady.
683
00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:44,264
And this poor guy,
684
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,309
he doesn't like having
his balls fried at all.
685
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,897
You need to stop hitting
that switch lady, I mean it.
686
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,776
What are you gonna do?
687
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:59,029
Be a big strong man and try to stop me?
688
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,368
Bet your insane ass I am.
689
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:12,668
You're such
a fucking idiot, Tom.
690
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,545
Did you really think that was loaded?
691
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,145
Do something else.
692
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,438
Like what?
693
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,689
Fucking hit her.
694
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,233
I don't hit women.
695
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,865
You're a rat!
696
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,366
Stop! Stop!
697
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:47,202
Stop, stop, stop, stop, please!
698
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,203
Give it to me. Don't.
699
00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:05,596
Sorry, man. She said
that you were into this.
700
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,809
Who the fuck would be into this?
701
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:14,146
Come on, buddy. You can do this.
702
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,773
Ah, so now I'm your buddy, huh?
703
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,359
All right, listen, I didn't
know it was a set up, okay?
704
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,154
Now we gotta work together. Deal?
705
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:26,158
Okay now, this whole place is locked down
706
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,951
and I have no idea how to get out.
707
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,914
Don't you have your cell phone?
708
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:35,417
Yeah. Good thinking, my man.
709
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,297
Where the fuck is my phone?
710
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,592
Fuck.
711
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,636
Do you think you put it down somewhere?
712
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,392
So what do we do now?
713
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:56,271
It's up to you, Tom. It always is.
714
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,858
That's right. I make
the rules around here.
715
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:04,863
I'm in control. I'm strong. I'm respected.
716
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:12,329
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha.
717
00:47:14,581 --> 00:47:17,626
Okay. Let's do this.
718
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,879
Ah, fuck.
719
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,097
Uh, I don't know about this.
I feel like he's really hurt.
720
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,390
He's fine.
721
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,560
What the fuck are you doing?
722
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,978
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
723
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,857
I keep telling you, we do
this all the time. He loves it.
724
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:46,154
You want it to feel real, right?
725
00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:51,785
Well, lose yourself in the character,
726
00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:54,413
and it'll be the greatest
pleasure you've ever known.
727
00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:40,459
Oh god.
728
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,674
So what do you think
happened to your phone?
729
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:51,887
Ah, it probably slipped
outta my pocket or something.
730
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,972
Okay (sighs), let's just,
731
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:55,307
let's just try to find a way outta here.
732
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,934
She could come to any second.
733
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,101
Okay.
734
00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,938
Ow. Up there.
735
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,952
Motherfucker.
736
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,628
Dammit.
737
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,423
Every door in this
place is gonna be locked.
738
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,885
There's no way out. We're fucked.
739
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,639
No, we are not fucked, buddy.
740
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,809
Look, there is two of us
and only one of her, right?
741
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,687
And we're men.
742
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,063
I don't even care anymore.
743
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,483
Now what kinda talk is that?
744
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:49,319
Nah, I mean it. I've got nothing.
745
00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,781
My girlfriend left me. I have a shit job.
746
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,574
Goddammit, I just wanted to have some fun.
747
00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:56,326
I can't even have that, so (sighs).
748
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:03,166
Yeah, my girl left me
too, except she was my wife.
749
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:05,711
She did?
750
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,504
Hell, yeah.
751
00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:12,300
I was married for eight years
and she goes and hooks up with
752
00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,637
Scott Montgomery.
753
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:18,181
The guy who just won the Golden Globe?
754
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,727
They're always trading up, man.
755
00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:23,520
Always, right?
756
00:50:24,479 --> 00:50:25,856
You got any kids?
757
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,690
No.
758
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:28,400
I do.
759
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,277
Really?
760
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:31,903
Yeah.
761
00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:33,196
Got a little boy.
762
00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:37,659
He's in Cannes right now with Scott.
763
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,998
Fucking guy's giving my kid
everything I never could.
764
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,709
That experience, that's rough.
765
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,127
Yeah. You're telling me.
766
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:51,673
I love that kid more than anything.
767
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:54,217
And it's only a matter of
time before he doesn't...
768
00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:00,766
Fuck. Who, who am I
kidding? He's better off.
769
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,935
That's the saddest
story I've ever heard.
770
00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,525
Why are you doing this?
771
00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:12,444
Yeah, what the fuck is your problem?
772
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,199
Oh, come on boys.
I'm just having a little fun.
773
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,076
You boys like having fun, don't you?
774
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,247
I don't know if you've noticed,
775
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,584
but we're not exactly
having a good time here.
776
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,627
Oh, I'm sorry.
777
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:32,380
It's a strange feeling when a
woman takes control, isn't it?
778
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,341
I'll give you boys a moment to adjust.
779
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:38,845
What are you gonna do to us?
780
00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:42,349
How could I
possibly do anything to you?
781
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,519
There's only one of me and two of you.
782
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,729
And you're men, remember?
783
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,523
Just let us out, okay?
784
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,525
Not until I've had my fun.
785
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:56,238
And boys, I'm just getting started.
786
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,908
Oh, my god. She's gonna kill us.
787
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:04,913
Yeah. Well, listen up, Anna,
or whatever your name is.
788
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,416
You can try and dress
this up as social justice
789
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:12,170
all you want, but you're no feminist.
790
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:15,132
You're just some sicko who
gets off on hurting people.
791
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:15,966
Yeah.
792
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,135
Maybe.
793
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,512
But you boys put your hands
up for this little experiment
794
00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:23,807
so you have no one to
blame but yourselves.
795
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,270
That's, that's victim blaming.
She's victim blaming now.
796
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,815
Anyways, from
the sound of things,
797
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,234
you fellows are already dead inside.
798
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:39,781
Maybe deep, deep down you just
want me to finish the job.
799
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,704
I don't know about
you, I don't wanna die.
800
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,456
Ditto. Fuck her self-pity
and fuck this crazy bitch.
801
00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:49,583
I say we make our way into--
802
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,418
Ooh, I love secrets.
803
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:55,046
What are you two losers plotting?
804
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,091
Good. She can't hear us.
805
00:52:58,091 --> 00:52:59,885
I say we make our way
back into the torture room
806
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,094
and fight our way outta here.
807
00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:04,723
Are you crazy? This house of death.
808
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,807
This could be like the "Saw" movies,
809
00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:07,184
there could be booby traps everywhere.
810
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,935
We don't have a choice.
811
00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:10,979
Let's just take a minute here, okay?
812
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:15,483
We have to be smart about
this. Out fox the fox.
813
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:19,154
Okay, I'm getting bored now.
814
00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,239
If you guys are gonna keep
whispering to each other
815
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,074
like two little girls at summer camp,
816
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:25,994
you're forcing me to come down
there and end this quickly.
817
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,581
And believe me, I have
just the right toys for it.
818
00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:36,421
Oh, I can't believe this. No
lock screen on your phone, Tom?
819
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:41,176
I have access to everything.
820
00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,845
Your emails, your photos,
821
00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:49,517
and this text you got
from someone named Devin?
822
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,980
You put my phone down, now.
823
00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:58,485
Wait. Is this your son
we've heard so much about?
824
00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,488
Why don't you have a
lock screen on your phone?
825
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,698
I don't wanna have to put
my password in every time.
826
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,117
It takes like one second.
827
00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,119
I never thought I was gonna
be in a situation like this.
828
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:08,954
Okay?
829
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,538
Let me play this for you.
830
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,625
Cannes is a lotta fun.
831
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:18,463
I ate a crepe and I got to
speak French at the hotel.
832
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,216
I'll send you pics
tomorrow, Dad. I love you.
833
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,429
Oh, that's lovely.
834
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,515
What should I text him back?
835
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,434
Should I tell him what his
dad's been doing tonight?
836
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:33,853
Electrocuting a guy's nut sack?
837
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,691
I bet if I say just the right thing,
838
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:43,029
or to be more precise, the
wrong thing, he'll show his mom
839
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,865
and whatever visitation
rights you have will go poof,
840
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,702
right out the window.
841
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:54,833
Hmm. What to text, what to text?
842
00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:58,461
I've got it.
843
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,255
Take your crepe and shove it up your ass,
844
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:01,214
you little shit head.
845
00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:04,676
Don't you dare! He's
only eight years old.
846
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:05,719
You fuckin' bitch.
- Tom, Tom.
847
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,264
Tom. Tom, she's baiting you, stop.
848
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,223
Here we go. Sent.
849
00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:35,081
You fucking idiot. Tom, stop.
850
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,096
All right, all right.
851
00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:01,483
Hang in there, Tom, okay?
Hang in there. Hang in there.
852
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,942
I had you fooled, right?
853
00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:07,447
When I was pretending to be
a big shot and her husband,
854
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:11,618
I, I had you totally convinced, didn't I?
855
00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,536
Tom, it was a stellar performance.
856
00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:17,499
Stellar?
857
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:21,002
Nice.
858
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:36,810
Grieve later.
859
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:39,938
I'll give you a head start.
860
00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,441
One Mississippi,
861
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:46,319
two Mississippi,
862
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,864
three Mississippi,
863
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,118
four Mississippi,
864
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,746
five Mississippi,
865
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,041
six Mississippi,
866
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,545
seven Mississippi,
867
00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:07,424
eight Mississippi.
868
00:57:08,716 --> 00:57:10,510
Following the model
established by Tinder
869
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,762
and adopted by every
other major dating app,
870
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:16,141
if we limit the exposure
that male profiles have
871
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,643
to female users, they
will be more inclined
872
00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:20,562
to pay for upgrades.
873
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,230
In its current version,
there is no incentive
874
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,482
for male users to upgrade.
875
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:26,776
It's essentially a free-for-all.
876
00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:30,029
Everyone has access to anyone on the app.
877
00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:33,700
Now, of course, when we
first started two years ago,
878
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,243
well that was fine.
879
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:38,246
But after last month's
projections it's clear,
880
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,206
Love Bomb has become
the hottest dating app
881
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,458
in the marketplace.
882
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:47,338
We're finally competing with
the big boys, and girls.
883
00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:49,674
Word has spread.
884
00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:53,386
In a post-pandemic world,
people wanna get their freak on.
885
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:57,140
Tinder and Bumble are fuckin'
vanilla compared to Love Bomb.
886
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,308
Excuse my language.
887
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,894
And now is the time to
take it to the next level.
888
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:05,106
Now is the time to make men
pay if they wanna be seen
889
00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:08,693
by not only more profiles,
but the top profiles.
890
00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:11,321
If you're an attractive woman
making six figures a year,
891
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,907
you don't wanna role
play with just any creep.
892
00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,116
Well, you'll feel more secure
893
00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,285
knowing the men that have access to you
894
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,162
have the money to do so.
895
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:26,669
Time is now, not a year from
now, not six months from now.
896
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:31,758
I've already talked to our
product guys, and girls.
897
00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:35,220
They say the change to the
algorithm can be applied
898
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,971
as soon as next week.
899
00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:40,475
Now the Reddit bros'll bitch
about it, but fuck 'em.
900
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:43,478
It's not like they're
getting matches anyway.
901
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,562
Am I right?
902
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:45,396
Finished?
903
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,983
Yeah. Thoughts?
904
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:50,818
You're interested in my thoughts?
905
00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,695
Sounds like you had it all worked out.
906
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,614
Well, I mean, I wouldn't say--
907
00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:57,534
Stop talking. You said enough already.
908
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,244
There won't be any
changes to the algorithm,
909
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:01,287
so if that covers everything.
910
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,873
I'm sorry, but why?
911
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:05,291
Excuse me?
912
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,794
Why won't there be any
changes to the algorithm?
913
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,880
It's funny, you used the
term "we" a couple times
914
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,758
in your speech, but I don't
recall you being the CEO
915
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:14,592
of this company.
916
00:59:14,592 --> 00:59:18,012
And I definitely don't recall
you creating the app with me.
917
00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:19,138
Am I mistaken?
918
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,226
Or were you with me in
my Chinatown apartment
919
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,061
dreaming up Love Bomb?
920
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:27,355
Well, no, Anna, of course I wasn't.
921
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,774
And, and I know you're the CEO,
922
00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,278
but you hired me to
give my, my, my opinion
923
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,655
on things like this and
that's all I was doing.
924
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,283
I mean, the projections
speak for themselves.
925
00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,952
It's true, the projections
say we're doing well.
926
00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:43,788
Between our ad revenue and
the premium subscriptions
927
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:47,500
we keep getting, we're hitting
our annual growth targets.
928
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:52,755
Love Bomb is underground and hip.
929
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:55,425
If it becomes another Tinder clone,
930
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:58,052
it'll cease to be underground and hip,
931
00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:01,514
and our users will
eventually go elsewhere.
932
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:04,100
Then what happens?
933
01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:08,980
Yeah, but, but what about,
what about women's safety?
934
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,526
I mean, there's no, there's no
filtering system whatsoever.
935
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:17,071
Oh, because you care so
much about women's safety.
936
01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:18,823
That's it, right?
937
01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:20,617
Your proposed algorithm is gonna protect
938
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,536
all of those women needing protecting.
939
01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,000
You make a lotta presumptions about women.
940
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,544
But guess what?
941
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,465
Maybe a woman making high six figures
942
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:37,884
wants to fuck a hot bartender.
943
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:39,552
Not that it matters what they do.
944
01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:44,599
Love Bomb isn't a dating app
for serious relationships,
945
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,060
or sugar daddies.
946
01:00:48,102 --> 01:00:49,312
It's a fetish app.
947
01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:54,108
It's about one thing, and
one thing only, Jared.
948
01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:57,945
Getting off.
949
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:03,409
I, I just was thinking
950
01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:05,078
it was time to expand is all.
951
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,497
And I mean, I, I, I,
I think that Love Bomb
952
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,331
could be so much--
953
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,918
Thank you, Jared. (clears
throat) You can leave now.
954
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,092
I wish I could just terminate
him because he's a dick,
955
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,718
but I'll need just cause.
956
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:23,846
Well, there's Cassie.
957
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,350
Who's Cassie?
958
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,018
She's one of the new girls.
959
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,228
We were talking the other day
960
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,480
and she said he keeps
asking her what she's up to,
961
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,899
if she's free for a drink, et cetera.
962
01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:36,818
Has she made a complaint to HR?
963
01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,278
No, I don't really think she cared.
964
01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:43,241
Hmm. Have her make a formal complaint.
965
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,284
Tell her she needs to.
966
01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,704
Make sure it's done by
the end of the week.
967
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,330
Of course. Done.
968
01:01:50,998 --> 01:01:54,001
All that bullshit about women's safety.
969
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,878
The balls on these fucking guys.
970
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,799
You know, I used to dream about
971
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,801
all the progressive
enlightened men I'd meet
972
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:05,430
once I moved to New
York, but it turns out,
973
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,807
they're just the same as
the men in my hometown.
974
01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:11,519
They're only better at hiding it here.
975
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,605
Behind their white knight posturing,
976
01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:17,191
they just wanna fuck women
and hold power over them.
977
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,459
Not that I don't understand
the appeal of holding power
978
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:35,418
over somebody.
979
01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:38,504
What do we have for tomorrow?
980
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:44,051
You have an 8:00 AM
call with the investors.
981
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,052
Push it to Friday.
982
01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:47,513
Done.
983
01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:25,384
Hey.
984
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,428
Hey, how's it going?
985
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:30,640
Good. Dinner's almost
ready.
986
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,433
19 Mississippi,
987
01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:36,604
20, time's up.
988
01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:41,859
Josh,
989
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,697
where are you?
990
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,036
I can hear you.
991
01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:01,963
Swipe left.
992
01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,925
Swipe right.
993
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,219
Swipe left.
994
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,222
Swipe right.
995
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:19,313
Now where would a cowardly cuck be hiding?
996
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,067
I see you, Josh.
997
01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:27,280
What do you have behind there?
998
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:34,579
I see.
999
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,129
You know, Josh, I kinda like you.
1000
01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:49,677
Not like Tom. Man, that
guy is such a loser.
1001
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:57,602
But you, Josh,
you have potential.
1002
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:05,067
Who am I kidding?
That's all men are, isn't it?
1003
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:10,072
Big, sweaty, sacks of
unfulfilled romantic potential.
1004
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,961
The reality of men is always
1005
01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,130
so soul-crushingly disappointing.
1006
01:05:27,548 --> 01:05:30,593
It's better to live with the
fantasy of what they could be.
1007
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:41,228
Wow, Josh.
1008
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:47,234
I guess you're not as broken
as I thought you were.
1009
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,159
There's still some fight left in you.
1010
01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:58,162
You really hurt me.
1011
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,462
Ah, you fucking bitch.
1012
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:12,468
Stay put so I can end
your pathetic existence.
1013
01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:13,636
Just don't do this.
1014
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,808
What happened to you, Anna?
1015
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,017
What made you like this?
1016
01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:25,106
Listen, I, I, I know what
it's like to be hurt, okay?
1017
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:26,983
I know what it's like to
give your life to somebody
1018
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,484
and have them throw you
away like you're nothing.
1019
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:29,652
I know what it's like to be treated badly,
1020
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,988
but you don't have to do this.
1021
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,364
You, you don't, you don't have to be like
1022
01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:34,907
the people that hurt you.
1023
01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:37,576
Sorry, Josh. Your little
speech isn't gonna work.
1024
01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:43,124
When I look at you, Anna,
I don't see a bad person.
1025
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:48,754
I see somebody in pain. I'm in pain too.
1026
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:51,090
Maybe we can help each other.
1027
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,177
You'll never know what
made me this way, Josh.
1028
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,972
Only one person knows, and
I killed him years ago.
1029
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,600
I thought killing him
would help, but it didn't.
1030
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:05,688
The only thing I feel is the
faint trace of pleasure I get
1031
01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:09,400
seeing a man squirm
and die before my eyes,
1032
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,986
and I keep chasing that pleasure.
1033
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:14,030
Chasing and chasing.
1034
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,408
You created a wall, to protect yourself.
1035
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,577
That's what I think.
1036
01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:23,164
If you just, just let that wall come down,
1037
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:27,251
maybe you can feel again,
maybe even love again, Anna.
1038
01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:29,670
Do you even know what love is, Josh?
1039
01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:31,672
It's nothing more than a chemical reaction
1040
01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:33,674
sent to the brain.
1041
01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:36,594
Oxytocin, dopamine,
we're all slaves to it.
1042
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:41,599
But if you can master it, then
you're a slave to nothing.
1043
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,311
The first man I killed was a monster,
1044
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:47,396
but I did love him.
1045
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,485
I loved him, and I willed myself
1046
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:53,944
to do what needed to be done.
1047
01:07:55,571 --> 01:07:58,741
And now, I'll never be a slave again.
1048
01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,287
Your girlfriend was
right to leave you, Josh.
1049
01:08:03,287 --> 01:08:05,748
She was just mastering
those pesky little chemicals
1050
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,041
that lead us all astray.
1051
01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:27,144
Fucking die, you
fucking cunt. Fucking die.
1052
01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:06,952
Hey, hey.
1053
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:13,876
Hey.
1054
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,592
I, I, I lied about,
1055
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:29,183
I lied about the text I
sent to your son.
1056
01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:37,233
Really?
1057
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:45,241
I, I sent, I
sent him a nice text.
1058
01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:51,205
He'll know, he'll know you loved him.
1059
01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:00,130
Thank you.
1060
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:10,557
Maybe I'm not so bad after all.
1061
01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:03,527
♪ When somebody breaks your heart ♪
1062
01:12:03,527 --> 01:12:06,030
♪ And your whole world falls apart ♪
1063
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,365
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪
1064
01:12:08,365 --> 01:12:12,828
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪
1065
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:17,833
♪ Oh, when he says goodbye ♪
1066
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:20,586
♪ And you feel like you could die ♪
1067
01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,921
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪
1068
01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:26,967
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪
1069
01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:31,930
♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪
1070
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,976
♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪
1071
01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:39,146
♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪
1072
01:12:39,146 --> 01:12:42,900
♪ He who laughs the
last, sure laughs best ♪
1073
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,320
♪ So goodbye, farewell ♪
1074
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,573
♪ But, when this heartbreak
rings your bell ♪
1075
01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,784
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪
1076
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:56,121
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪
1077
01:12:56,121 --> 01:13:01,126
♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪
1078
01:13:01,251 --> 01:13:05,172
♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪
1079
01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:08,133
♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪
1080
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:12,596
♪ He who laughs the
last, sure laughs best ♪
1081
01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:15,391
♪ So goodbye, and farewell ♪
1082
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:18,435
♪ But, when this heartbreak
rings your bell ♪
1083
01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,854
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪
1084
01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:24,483
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪
1085
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:28,070
♪ Blah-Ah, I wanna be there baby ♪
1086
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,824
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪
1087
01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:33,033
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
1088
01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:35,327
♪ I wanna be there baby ♪
1089
01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:36,537
♪ I wanna ♪
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