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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,405 Hey. 4 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,615 Hey. How's it going? 5 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,869 Good. Dinner's almost ready. 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,787 Okay. I'm gonna be a little late. 7 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:38,955 There's a lotta traffic. 8 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,791 Okay. How late? 9 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,712 Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon. 10 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,672 Okay. 11 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:15,617 Baby, I am so sorry. 12 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,962 Wow, this looks, this looks great. 13 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:31,925 It's cold. 14 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,927 It's okay. 15 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,597 I like it cold. 16 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,936 What's wrong? 17 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,147 Nothing. Why? 18 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,317 You seem nervous. 19 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,277 I'm not-- 20 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:53,863 Shit. 21 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:57,700 I'm sorry. Like I said, I, I, uh, sorry I was late. 22 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:01,621 I, uh, traffic was, it was, it was insane today. 23 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:02,539 No it wasn't, Josh. 24 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,041 I checked the traffic. It's the same as it always is. 25 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,505 Uh, that's, that's, that's strange. What app did you use? 26 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,714 Where were you? 27 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,926 I told you, traffic was bad. 28 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,303 Hey. 29 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:22,517 Anna, please give me my phone back now, please. 30 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:26,062 No, Josh. Not until you admit you've been seeing someone. 31 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,027 All right, fine. I'll admit it. 32 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:37,365 I've been having an affair. Okay? 33 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,784 Can I have my phone back now, please? Thank you. 34 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,961 No, Josh. Not after what you just told me. 35 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,674 Anna. 36 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,636 Who is she, Josh? 37 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:02,307 Who is she? 38 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,725 Yes. Who is she? 39 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,939 She's um, she's someone from work. 40 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,193 Is it your assistant? 41 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,617 Uh, yeah. 42 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,577 You're having an affair with Bethany? 43 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,996 How could you, Josh? 44 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:32,921 I don't know. It just happened, I guess. 45 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,339 What are we gonna do Josh? 46 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,676 I don't know. 47 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,347 What happened between us? 48 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:47,352 We used to be so good together. We had something special. 49 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't know what happened. I thought we were so happy. 50 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,734 I didn't, I didn't know there was anything wrong. 51 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,946 Is that it? Is there something wrong with our marriage? 52 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:04,619 Huh? Uh, uh, yeah, I guess so. 53 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,504 I'd really feel better if I had my phone back. 54 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,338 Later. 55 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,054 Was it me, Josh? Did I do something wrong? 56 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,266 No. 57 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,852 No. No, no, no, no. 58 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,689 You were perfect. 59 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,650 I was the one who was so caught up in my own bullshit 60 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,110 that I pushed you away. 61 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,153 I just wanna make you happy, Josh. 62 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:46,327 I wanna please you like no woman ever has before. 63 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,081 Will you let me do that? 64 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,634 Do you love me, Josh? 65 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,179 I love you so much, Anna. 66 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,694 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 67 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,570 All right. 68 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,698 ♪ Lying in the sun ♪ 69 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:50,159 ♪ Not another rain in the winter ♪ 70 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:55,123 ♪ All I want is sun ♪ 71 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,793 ♪ Doesn't everyone ♪ 72 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,963 ♪ Have a little thing from time to time ♪ 73 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:06,968 ♪ Now it's time for the sun to shine ♪ 74 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,222 ♪ And doesn't it, doesn't it feel good ♪ 75 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,725 Hi. 76 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:17,228 You're dead meat buddy. 77 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,939 It's not what it looks like. 78 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,858 Well, what it looks like 79 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,777 is another man in my house with my wife. 80 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,071 What the fuck? 81 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,491 Granted, I'm a little tired from my red eye. 82 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,871 But I've also got two eyes, 83 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,331 and they're both right in my fucking head. 84 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,167 Listen, okay? This is not-- 85 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,086 Tell me how this isn't exactly what it looks like. 86 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:46,674 Yeah, yes, I was, I was with Anna, 87 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,261 if that's even her name, but (grunts). 88 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:04,942 Hey. 89 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,196 You okay? 90 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,955 What the fuck just happened? 91 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,624 Shh, be quiet. 92 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,168 He still thinks you're unconscious. It'll buy us some time. 93 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,337 What are you talking about? You did this to me. 94 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,171 - Look, baby-- - He was standing 95 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,005 right in front of me. 96 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,299 No, no, no, believe me, I had no choice. 97 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,218 I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't. 98 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,677 He was watching the entire time 99 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,262 through the security cameras. 100 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,682 It gets him off seeing me with other men. 101 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,646 This is, this is, this is crazy. 102 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,608 Well, that's Love Bomb for you. 103 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,237 Doesn't exactly attract the healthiest of people. 104 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,294 What? 105 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,797 You still in bed, buttercup? 106 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,134 You check out that app I sent you? 107 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:14,595 What app? You send me a million things. 108 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,515 Love Bomb, talking about Love Bomb. 109 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,851 I told you I'm not ready to date. 110 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:24,313 No, I know. That's why Love Bomb is perfect for you. 111 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:27,733 It's not like any other app. Trust me on this. 112 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:32,321 I had a session last week that was mind blowing. 113 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:35,575 And it's not just about the sex. 114 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,660 It's, it's, it's, it's catharsis. 115 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,080 Like, I worked through so much of my bullshit. 116 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,541 I'm trying to tell you, it's better than therapy. 117 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,420 You want milk? 118 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,381 What milk? - Almond milk. 119 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,340 - Almond milk? - Yeah. 120 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,174 Okay. 121 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,595 Josh. Josh, you there? 122 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,016 Yes. Love Bomb. 123 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,227 Buddy, I'm telling you, trust me, 124 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:07,148 you are gonna have the time of your life. 125 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,899 You can be anyone you wanna be. 126 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:12,278 You can play out any fantasy you've ever, ever imagined, 127 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,114 no matter how up fucked up, dark, and weird and twisted. 128 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,908 I still love her. 129 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,035 Who? Tara? 130 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,121 Yes, Tara. Who else? 131 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:26,626 What? That is pointless. She's moved on. 132 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,670 He doesn't love her. Not like I do. 133 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,381 He treats her like crap. 134 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,342 Yes, 135 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,344 and that's none of your business anymore. 136 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,471 She wants to be with a douche bag, let her. 137 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,597 A rich douche bag. 138 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,434 Yes, he is a very rich douche bag. 139 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:47,438 But, hey, the good part is that now you have the freedom 140 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,523 to be a man and not a cock. 141 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,485 Um, thank you? 142 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,697 Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, has it ever occurred to you 143 00:10:56,697 --> 00:11:00,910 that every time you complain about her still loving him, 144 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,662 even though he treats her like shit, 145 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,706 that then she treats you like shit and then you love her? 146 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,877 Yeah. What's your point? 147 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,379 My point is that everyone's out here 148 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,422 treating everyone else like shit. 149 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,675 All right? So you gotta get in while you can. 150 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,638 Love Bomb, Josh. Trust me. 151 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,472 Okay. 152 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,521 ♪ I like your abs ♪ 153 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,563 You guys have everything you need? 154 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:30,815 Take the check. 155 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,316 The check? Sure. 156 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,971 Hey. 157 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,015 Hey. How's it going? 158 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,892 Good. Dinner's almost ready. 159 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,604 Good. (chuckles) Um, I'm gonna be a little late. 160 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,314 The south traffic's awful. 161 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,777 Okay. How late? 162 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,404 Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon. 163 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,365 Okay. 164 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,844 He gets off watching me role play with other guys. 165 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,807 Well he looked really upset. 166 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,517 Like he wanted to kill me. 167 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,436 And you, you were the one who knocked me out. 168 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,188 That's all part of the game. 169 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,981 First time, he tried punching the guy, 170 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,068 thinking it was gonna be lights out, like in a movie. 171 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:39,944 But that didn't happen. 172 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,531 So, he forced me to start using chloroform. 173 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:47,535 Jesus Christ. How many times have you two done this? 174 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:53,082 Not many. Just twice. You're the third. 175 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,627 What happened with the other two guys? 176 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,424 Anna, what happened to the other two guys? 177 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,512 Things got a little out of hand. 178 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,347 What do you mean outta hand? 179 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:12,017 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got you into this. 180 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,646 I, I, I can't, I can't believe this. 181 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,523 Why can't anything just work out? 182 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,442 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 183 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,030 We're gonna find a way outta this, I promise. 184 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:28,784 Oh, no. 185 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:31,787 ♪ Put out this fire ♪ 186 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,038 What's wrong? 187 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,791 He played this song the last two times. 188 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,460 ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 189 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:43,299 ♪ Can put out this fire ♪ 190 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,635 ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 191 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,432 ♪ Can put out this fire burning in my soul ♪ 192 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,852 ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 193 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:59,523 ♪ Can put out this fire ♪ 194 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,986 ♪ Only you can put out this fire ♪ 195 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,654 Look, Josh, do you trust me? 196 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,780 No, I don't trust you. 197 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,158 You, you fucking chloroformed me. 198 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,367 You're a goddamn accomplice. 199 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,912 I'm not an accomplice. I'm his wife. 200 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,622 I'm as much of a victim as you are. 201 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,999 Not quite. Nice try though. 202 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,667 You think I wanna be doing any of this? 203 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,628 I don't know. Maybe. 204 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,004 You really think that of me? 205 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:27,009 Anna, I have no idea who you are. Why would I trust you? 206 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,470 Things might be different this time. 207 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,056 Tom doesn't wanna hurt anyone. 208 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,601 He's just going through a phase, like a midlife crisis. 209 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,312 A midlife crisis is getting an earring. 210 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,023 It's buying a motorcycle. It's not abducting people. 211 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,191 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 212 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,067 He'll hear you. 213 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,613 Wait. Where's my phone? 214 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,615 I don't know. 215 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,574 How 'bout your phone? 216 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,408 What about it? 217 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,868 If you're really not in on this, 218 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,620 then you could call 9-1-1. 219 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,331 I'm not calling 9-1-1 on my husband. 220 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,625 He's not a bad man, he just needs some help. 221 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:04,046 I knew it. You are crazy. 222 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,842 Maybe I am crazy, but I can't help it. 223 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:15,557 I know he's fucked up, but I love him. 224 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,396 Hey. 225 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,026 What are you kids doing in there? 226 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,367 Where am I? 227 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:37,413 Nice try, buddy. I heard you guys talking. 228 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,124 I just hope it wasn't about me. 229 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,043 I was just explaining a few things to him. 230 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,130 Really? Like what? 231 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,507 Like how you don't like finding your wife 232 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,842 with another man. 233 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,928 How angry it makes you. 234 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:58,851 It's true. I don't like seeing it. 235 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,313 But then again, 236 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,026 I do like seeing it. 237 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,822 You are a real stud, buddy. 238 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,784 How did it feel plowing my wife? 239 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,329 I bet it felt pretty good, didn't it? 240 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,541 See, I can tell from your cheap clothes 241 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,001 that you don't make a lotta money. 242 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,712 And I imagine that added an extra kick, 243 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:31,300 plowing a rich man's wife, a rich little slut. 244 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,720 Thing is, Josh. 245 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,390 It's Josh, right? 246 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,728 The thing is, plowing a rich man's wife 247 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,897 doesn't make you a rich man. 248 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,483 It makes you a, 249 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,402 weasel. 250 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,238 You dig what I'm saying? 251 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,700 Uh, yeah, I guess. 252 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,830 You, quite the intellect, Josh. 253 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,664 Stand up. 254 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,418 I can see why my wife is attracted to you. 255 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,755 It's definitely not because of your looks, 256 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,133 because compared to me, I mean, 257 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,843 there's really not much of a comparison, is there? 258 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,553 Tom, maybe we can just-- 259 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,264 Did I bring you into this conversation? 260 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,641 If you can't keep your legs shut, 261 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,267 you damn well better keep your mouth shut 262 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,727 or I'm gonna shut it for you. 263 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,233 Do you like brandy? 264 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,803 When I first started drinking, I was a scotch man. 265 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,181 Then I became a bourbon man for a spell. 266 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,184 Recently, acquired a taste for brandy. 267 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,356 It's not just the taste, it's the whole ritual of it. 268 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,902 The gripping of the snifter, the swishing the brandy about 269 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,487 before you take that first sip. 270 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,449 Makes you feel like lord of the manor. 271 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,706 Mm, yeah. Mm. 272 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,462 You a gun guy? 273 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,257 Of course not. 274 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,885 Take a seat. 275 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,686 Drink up. 276 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,356 It's a little early for me. 277 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,693 Nervous, huh? 278 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,199 It's okay, I understand. 279 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,285 It is an awkward situation, but what can I say? 280 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,830 Everyone has their own special way of processing heartbreak. 281 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,087 This little lady here, 282 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,718 let's just say this isn't the first time 283 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,011 she's broken my heart. 284 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,601 Reacted with anger before, anger and sadism. 285 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,771 Where did that lead to, Josh? 286 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,857 Me coming home to find her at it again. 287 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,361 And yes, it hurt just as much as the other times. 288 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,404 So here I am gripping my brandy 289 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,199 and grappling with my raging feelings. 290 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,287 I'm on the edge, man. The fucking edge. 291 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,332 But I said to myself, I'm not gonna do what I did before. 292 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,378 I'm simply gonna sit down with the fella and talk it out, 293 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,212 man to man. 294 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,718 You like the brandy? 295 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,012 Uh-huh. 296 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,564 So did you two meet on the internet? 297 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:20,737 Um, I think it would be best if I just left. Okay? 298 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,785 Oh, you don't wanna leave. Trust me. You wanna stay. 299 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,539 This is making me very uncomfortable. 300 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,750 You have no idea what being uncomfortable is. 301 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,505 I could show you, or you can sit there and humor me 302 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,299 while I make an attempt to be civil. 303 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:46,596 So, where were we? Uh, the internet. 304 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,307 That is where you two met, right? 305 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,642 That's where everyone meets these days. 306 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,477 Hinge? 307 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,772 Bumble? 308 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:59,234 Raya? Blah, blah, blah. 309 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,321 Did Anna tell you what I do for a living? 310 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:09,077 It's funny, I think that hurts more than the cheating. 311 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,872 I'm such an insignificant party, 312 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,790 there wasn't even a discussion about me. 313 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,335 Fuck. Hold on. 314 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,045 Need a second to process that one. 315 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,048 Mm-hmm. 316 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,761 Mm-hmm. 317 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,349 Okay, I'm fine. 318 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,267 You know, I said I was gonna be civil this time around 319 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,685 and I'm gonna stick with it. 320 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:38,565 I'm a TV producer, Josh. I make reality TV shows. 321 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,859 That's what pays for all of this. 322 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,945 That's what pays for Anna's ultra-comfy lifestyle. 323 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,825 There's lots of money in reality programming. Lots of money. 324 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,120 See, I produce several dating theme shows, 325 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,121 if you're curious. 326 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,378 You're probably not. Whatever. It's all a facade. 327 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,464 None of the people on these shows actually date. 328 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,926 They're all just actors looking for their big break. 329 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,221 Some folks would think that I'm peddling lies to the public. 330 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,931 But I tell you something, Josh, 331 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,519 the shows that I produce cause much less harm 332 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,438 than the internet, especially these dating sites. 333 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,859 Hell, Anna and I met on a dating site. 334 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,944 Did she tell you that? 335 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,201 That's 'cause you guys never talked about me. 336 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,119 Huh, forgot about that one. 337 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,288 Sorry, still uh, still processing. 338 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,917 Anyway, the problem with these dating sites 339 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,587 is that they give people, people like my wife, 340 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:46,299 the illusion that they have unlimited romantic options. 341 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,219 Reduces courtship to a fucking buffet, 342 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:52,806 and it is stacked with pics, stats, 343 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,433 and extra helpings of bullshit. 344 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,687 I see you staring at that gun, Josh. 345 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,773 So if you're gonna grab it, just do it already. Pick it up. 346 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,609 Just do it. 347 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,704 That's right, I activated the house's 348 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,747 state-of-the-art security system 349 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,709 while you were conked out in the bathroom. 350 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,627 You can't open any door in the house 351 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,005 without the security code. 352 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,425 And yes, I'm the only one with the code. 353 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,223 Polycarbonate windows throughout the house. 354 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,516 Impossible to break. 355 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,895 You could waste a lotta time and strength trying, 356 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,482 and I might not shoot you while you do it, 357 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,484 but I would not recommend it, Josh. 358 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,778 You would just be putting off the inevitable. 359 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:51,656 So all that being civil talk was just a lie, huh? 360 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,702 You were never gonna let me go, were you? 361 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,870 I don't know, dude. 362 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,540 I'm just a sad clown trying to make his way 363 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,751 in this dumpster fire of a world. 364 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:07,214 Generally, I go with my instincts, and right now, 365 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,135 my instincts are telling me to make you pay 366 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,804 for fucking my wife. 367 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,473 I didn't know Anna was married. 368 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,726 If I had known that-- 369 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,853 If you had known, you wouldn't have fucked my wife? 370 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,690 No, I wouldn't have. I've been cheated on. 371 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,443 My girlfriend was fucking some guy 372 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,780 she met at fucking burning man, okay? 373 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,783 So I, I know what it feels like. 374 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,661 I would never do that to another man. 375 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:45,544 Listen, Anna told me that this is um, 376 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,422 it's a game you like to play. 377 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,760 And hey, I don't judge. 378 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,016 You guys are adults. It's between you. 379 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:04,980 So, just let me go and I promise I'm not gonna tell anybody. 380 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,276 I know you won't, Josh. 381 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,863 And for the record, I am sympathetic for what happened 382 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:17,534 between you and your girl and the asshole at Burning Man. 383 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:25,458 But I still have to torture you, because, well, 384 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,381 I'm just a sick fuck and I like to torture people. 385 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,883 I don't know what to tell you. It fucking gets me off. 386 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,762 You've been on Love Bomb, you know people have their kinks. 387 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,307 But in my case, I'm not role playing. 388 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:42,434 Anyway, we can do the whole cat and mouse thing 389 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,977 until I eventually catch you 390 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,646 and take you to my romper room, or... 391 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,456 Cat and mouse it is. 392 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:13,965 I've got a joke for you. 393 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:18,720 What do cats eat for breakfast? 394 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,888 Mice crispies. 395 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,308 You're a fucking weirdo, man. 396 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,520 The longer you hide, the angrier I'm gonna get, 397 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,813 which is fine by me. 398 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,066 I want to be angry. 399 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,947 You know, anger gets a bad rap, 400 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,367 but it's really the best of all emotions. 401 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,703 If there were no anger, we would not be spurred 402 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:47,415 to righteous justice for the sins committed against us. 403 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,709 Josh. 404 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,127 You believe in justice? 405 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,087 What the fuck? 406 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,047 Because it's coming. 407 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:54,839 Fuck, how did you... 408 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,425 What is this place, a fucking fun house? 409 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,511 Shh. Be quiet. He'll hear you. 410 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,598 Shh. 411 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,517 You're really good at sneaking up on people, 412 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,351 you know that? 413 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,311 Did you uh, forget your chloroform this time? 414 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,938 I know you're upset. 415 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:10,772 Upset. 416 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,149 Your husband is a fucking lunatic 417 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,151 who's trying to torture me. 418 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,611 Josh. 419 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,531 What the hell's the matter with you women? 420 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,825 How could you marry a guy like that, huh? 421 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,202 Oh, let me guess, 'cause he's, he's a bad boy. 422 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537 You think that's sexy, right? 423 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,788 Josh. 424 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,748 What the hell's the matter with you women? 425 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:32,168 A guy like that, a shit guy like that, you marry. 426 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,503 A guy like me, you leave. 427 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:36,673 But no, if he's, he's got money, 428 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,509 he's got good looks, he's got a nice car, yeah, 429 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,721 he can do whatever he wants, no matter who he hurts, right? 430 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,556 So this is my fault? 431 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,391 I'm just saying, maybe you could learn 432 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,435 to make better life choices. 433 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:52,105 Hmm, that's interesting, coming from a guy 434 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,649 hiding in a closet from a man with a gun. 435 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:59,279 How'd you get here, Josh? Good life choices? 436 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,532 I wasn't expecting this. 437 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,242 Well, it wasn't exactly the life 438 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,869 I had planned for myself either. 439 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,376 In the beginning, he was amazing. 440 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,965 He was everything I had hoped for. He swept me off my feet. 441 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:25,722 But after the wedding, it was like a mask had slipped off. 442 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,600 And once he had me, 443 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,685 he could show me the person he really was. 444 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:35,565 By then, it was too late. I was trapped. 445 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,321 You could've left. 446 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,491 Are you serious? You've met him. 447 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,284 You think I could've just left? 448 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,454 So instead of killing you, he just gets to kill me. 449 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,663 He's not gonna kill you, Josh. 450 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,374 Nah, just torture me, whatever the fuck that means. 451 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,752 You know, men are so quick to tell women 452 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,420 what they should've done. 453 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,380 They shouldn't have been walking home at night. 454 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,424 They shouldn't have been wearing that dress. 455 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,635 They shouldn't have married that man. 456 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,678 Maybe you guys can stop being fucking monsters. 457 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,554 How 'bout that? 458 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,309 You all think you're the good guys, but, 459 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,270 maybe there are no good guys. 460 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,607 I can hear you in there. 461 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,823 Tom, don't. 462 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,455 There are good guys, Anna, and I'm gonna prove it to you. 463 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,292 You don't have to live like this. 464 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,752 I'm gonna get you outta here. 465 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,256 How do I get outta here? 466 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,132 It's over there. 467 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:08,700 Shit. 468 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,160 What happened? 469 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,371 He threw the chair against the window. 470 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:55,622 Excited? 471 00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,501 Wow, that's quite the lump you've got there. 472 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,087 Looks like it really hurts. 473 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,386 Stop it, please stop it, please stop it. 474 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,305 Not until you say the safe word. 475 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:15,391 I don't fucking know the safe word. 476 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,144 You don't? 477 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,524 He says he doesn't know the safe word. 478 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:34,243 Well then, I guess that means you just don't wanna use it. 479 00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,078 Now then. 480 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,748 What to do next? 481 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,920 Please, please, please. Just stop. I'm begging you, okay? 482 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,214 I will give you anything you want. 483 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:48,925 Anything, huh? 484 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,176 Yes, yes, anything. 485 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,930 Will you give me back my pride, my dignity? 486 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:57,558 How do you suppose you're gonna do that? 487 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:06,567 Maybe, just maybe, I'll take yours. 488 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,327 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 489 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,954 No, no, please. No, no, please. 490 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:23,084 Stop this. I don't wanna play this fucking game anymore. 491 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,382 Well then, on to the main event. 492 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,020 What the fuck is that thing? 493 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,605 This, my friend, is justice. 494 00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,693 What? What is he doing? 495 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,738 I can't take this. 496 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,116 Would you do the honors? 497 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,998 Oh my god. What are you doing? What are you doing? 498 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,542 What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no. Please. 499 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,003 What, what is that? What is that fucking thing? 500 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:09,380 Stop. 501 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,425 Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, please just stop. 502 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,844 Please, please, please, please, please, please. 503 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:15,928 Whatever it is, stop. 504 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,138 Stop, no, no, no. Not my balls. 505 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,724 Please, not my fucking balls, no. 506 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,683 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 507 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:24,812 Help! 508 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:27,440 Help! 509 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,318 Help! 510 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,111 Hey, nobody can hear you, buddy. 511 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,030 You see, this room is soundproof. 512 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,325 You shit suck. You fucking monster. 513 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,119 This is fucking happening to me, Tara. 514 00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:44,957 Tara, I love you. Please. 515 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,084 Who's Tara? 516 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,670 How should I know? Just do it already. 517 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:56,594 Yeah, I don't know. He seems like, really upset. 518 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,889 This is just part of the game. He's always like this. 519 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:04,811 Wait. What? Anna, what the fuck are you saying? Anna? 520 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,401 Tom, is this woman really your wife? 521 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,028 You have to tell me if she isn't. 522 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,825 Yeah, uh, I mean, of course she is. 523 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,660 Tell me the truth, Tom. 524 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,996 My, our lives may depend on it. 525 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,967 I mean, she's not really my wife in the biblical sense, 526 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,552 at least. 527 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,512 I've had enough of this. Give me that. 528 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:46,185 No, please! 529 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,235 Stop. Help! Help! 530 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,748 Goddammit! 531 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:08,624 Tom, I (sighs)... 532 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,128 Don't, 533 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:17,091 don't tell me what you think. 534 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,720 Tell me what you feel. 535 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:22,763 I feel (sighs), 536 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,187 I feel angry. 537 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,440 Yes? 538 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,858 Dissatisfied. 539 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,818 That's good. That's good. Keep-- 540 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:36,652 Frustrated. 541 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:37,778 Yes. 542 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,364 I feel irrelevant. 543 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:45,369 Yes! Yes. That is it. 544 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:49,332 That is it. You feel irrelevant. 545 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,294 You're past your prime. 546 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,299 And I bet your prime wasn't even that good. 547 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,636 I mean, second rate at best. 548 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:05,348 Right? 549 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,141 Well, I don't know if I was second rate. 550 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,317 Tom. 551 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,033 We're, we're not talking about you. 552 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:29,205 Tom, we're talking about the character 553 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,793 that you have to inhabit. 554 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,754 That's who we're talking about. 555 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,383 I don't know. It just feels like you're talking about me. 556 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,645 Was I? 557 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,608 What does that even mean? 558 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,444 A flash fire? A slow burn? 559 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,656 So he thinks the reason I'm having a problem 560 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,826 inhabiting characters is because my emotions 561 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,161 are too close to the surface. 562 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,123 So what? It would be better if you were more repressed? 563 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,959 Who the fuck knows? These classes are stupid. 564 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,213 I keep getting turned out for parts. 565 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:23,384 I went out for one last week that was for a reality series, 566 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,552 if you can believe it. 567 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,262 The show is about washed up actors, 568 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,347 and even then, I couldn't book the gig. 569 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,558 That's pretty funny. 570 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,350 No shit. 571 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,020 Do you wanna know the worst part? 572 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,397 I don't deserve any of these roles. 573 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,566 I've been phoning in my auditions. 574 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,400 Do you think? 575 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,234 No, I know. 576 00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,527 I've been phoning it in for months, 577 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:44,822 and my agent's gonna drop me, I can tell. 578 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:50,619 Every time I read a script, all I can think about 579 00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,372 is that son of a bitch Scott bonding with my son. 580 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:56,167 This dude's got the career that I've always dreamed of, 581 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,376 and now he's got my family. 582 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,670 I mean, it's eating me up inside. 583 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,506 Well, emotional depth isn't your problem. 584 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:05,509 If anything, you should be playing more dramatic characters. 585 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:09,221 Yeah, well, those roles are going to guys like Scott, 586 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,639 Mr. Golden Globe. 587 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,812 I should've moved to LA a long time ago. 588 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,939 No, no, don't say that. 589 00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:21,108 I think I would've had more opportunity. 590 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,652 I don't think you want that opportunity. 591 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,696 I was out there for pilot season. 592 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,200 I locked my keys to my car rental, had to call a locksmith. 593 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,328 Guy calls himself "locksmith to the stars," 594 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,497 gets my keys outta my car, hands me the bill, 595 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,290 looks right at me and says, 596 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:39,668 "Hey, pal, remember out here, it's not who you know, 597 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:40,878 it's who you blow." 598 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,838 He's a locksmith. 599 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,343 You were the lead in a Tribeca movie. 600 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,221 That's true. 601 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,974 You know, I never would've gotten that role if I had moved. 602 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:55,518 They were only looking for local hire. 603 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,187 That's because all the real artists are right here. 604 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,106 I don't even wanna be a real artist. 605 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,024 I mean, look where it's gotten me. 606 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,401 All I wanna do is book fuckin' CW shows 607 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,362 so that I can provide for my family. 608 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,287 So how's your love life going? 609 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,205 Non-existent. 610 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,500 How am I supposed to focus on dating 611 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,293 when all I can think about is Katie? 612 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,922 I'm never gonna get over losing her. 613 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:27,800 May I make a suggestion? 614 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:33,556 There's this app I've been killing it on lately. 615 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,224 It's called Love Bomb. 616 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,434 You ever hear of it? 617 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,894 No, I hate dating apps. You know this. 618 00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:43,441 Love Bomb is different. It's real role play. 619 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,693 Now you say you can't get your mind off of Scott 620 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,070 and the kids, you wanna get back in the acting game. 621 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,781 Here's a chance to kill two birds with one stone. 622 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:56,203 Get laid, and get your acting chops back. 623 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:03,878 I don't know. I mean, what if somebody sees me on there? 624 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,212 Nah, I could get canceled. 625 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,881 If anybody sees you on there, 626 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,757 it means they are also on there. 627 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,303 And I, I, I think you need to have a career 628 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,054 in the first place to get canceled. 629 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:16,932 I, I, I didn't mean that. 630 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:17,808 Dude, come on. 631 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,226 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 632 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,065 You want another one? 633 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,192 Yes, please. 634 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,736 How 'bout you gentlemen? 635 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,364 Come on. 636 00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:59,433 You're dead meat, buddy. 637 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,477 You're dead meat, buddy. 638 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,314 You're dead meat, buddy. 639 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,825 Yes, yeah, yes, I was um, was with uh, Anna, 640 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,285 if that's even her real name. 641 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:28,796 Holy shit. Did you just chloroform that guy? 642 00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:30,673 Don't worry, he's into it. Trust me. 643 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,424 Ah, fuck. 644 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,928 I, I don't know about all this. 645 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:39,390 This is part of the game. Are you gonna do this or not? 646 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,561 Yeah. 647 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,646 Look, his name is Josh. 648 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,815 He's into submission and punishment. 649 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,942 You want me to show you the messages between us? 650 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:52,903 No, it's cool. 651 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,447 I mean, we probably don't wanna know too much 652 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,032 about each other, right? 653 00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:57,866 Exactly. 654 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,789 You know, you look a lot older than your headshots. 655 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,749 I just had those taken last year. 656 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,794 Sure you did. Come on, help me. 657 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:10,004 Get the legs. 658 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:14,675 One, two, three. Where are we taking him? 659 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,176 The bathroom. 660 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:20,014 I thought you had like a sex dungeon or something. 661 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,765 That's for the final act. 662 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,310 We need to build up some suspense first. 663 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,978 We want it to feel real, right? 664 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,479 Uh, sure. 665 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,530 So, I'll be in there with him, 666 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,073 telling him what a monster you are, 667 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,576 while you hang back in the living room. 668 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:44,038 When you feel it's right for your character or whatever, 669 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,915 barge in and drag him out, the rougher the better. 670 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,667 He likes it that way. 671 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,501 Ah. 672 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:52,296 All right. 673 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,966 And can you do me a favor? 674 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,217 What? 675 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,845 Stop breaking character. 676 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,184 It won't happen again. 677 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:29,833 Please. 678 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:33,087 Is it safe you to keep doing it like that? 679 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:36,757 What did I tell you about breaking character? 680 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,551 You've never met this guy before, have you? 681 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,803 So what? 682 00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,846 So you've been playing us, lady. 683 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:44,264 And this poor guy, 684 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,309 he doesn't like having his balls fried at all. 685 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,897 You need to stop hitting that switch lady, I mean it. 686 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,776 What are you gonna do? 687 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:59,029 Be a big strong man and try to stop me? 688 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,368 Bet your insane ass I am. 689 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:12,668 You're such a fucking idiot, Tom. 690 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,545 Did you really think that was loaded? 691 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,145 Do something else. 692 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,438 Like what? 693 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,689 Fucking hit her. 694 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,233 I don't hit women. 695 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,865 You're a rat! 696 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,366 Stop! Stop! 697 00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:47,202 Stop, stop, stop, stop, please! 698 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,203 Give it to me. Don't. 699 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:05,596 Sorry, man. She said that you were into this. 700 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,809 Who the fuck would be into this? 701 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:14,146 Come on, buddy. You can do this. 702 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,773 Ah, so now I'm your buddy, huh? 703 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,359 All right, listen, I didn't know it was a set up, okay? 704 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,154 Now we gotta work together. Deal? 705 00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:26,158 Okay now, this whole place is locked down 706 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,951 and I have no idea how to get out. 707 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,914 Don't you have your cell phone? 708 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:35,417 Yeah. Good thinking, my man. 709 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,297 Where the fuck is my phone? 710 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,592 Fuck. 711 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,636 Do you think you put it down somewhere? 712 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,392 So what do we do now? 713 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:56,271 It's up to you, Tom. It always is. 714 00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,858 That's right. I make the rules around here. 715 00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:04,863 I'm in control. I'm strong. I'm respected. 716 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:12,329 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 717 00:47:14,581 --> 00:47:17,626 Okay. Let's do this. 718 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,879 Ah, fuck. 719 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,097 Uh, I don't know about this. I feel like he's really hurt. 720 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,390 He's fine. 721 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,560 What the fuck are you doing? 722 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,978 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 723 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,857 I keep telling you, we do this all the time. He loves it. 724 00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:46,154 You want it to feel real, right? 725 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:51,785 Well, lose yourself in the character, 726 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:54,413 and it'll be the greatest pleasure you've ever known. 727 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:40,459 Oh god. 728 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,674 So what do you think happened to your phone? 729 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:51,887 Ah, it probably slipped outta my pocket or something. 730 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,972 Okay (sighs), let's just, 731 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:55,307 let's just try to find a way outta here. 732 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,934 She could come to any second. 733 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,101 Okay. 734 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,938 Ow. Up there. 735 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,952 Motherfucker. 736 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,628 Dammit. 737 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,423 Every door in this place is gonna be locked. 738 00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,885 There's no way out. We're fucked. 739 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,639 No, we are not fucked, buddy. 740 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,809 Look, there is two of us and only one of her, right? 741 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,687 And we're men. 742 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,063 I don't even care anymore. 743 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,483 Now what kinda talk is that? 744 00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:49,319 Nah, I mean it. I've got nothing. 745 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,781 My girlfriend left me. I have a shit job. 746 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,574 Goddammit, I just wanted to have some fun. 747 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:56,326 I can't even have that, so (sighs). 748 00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:03,166 Yeah, my girl left me too, except she was my wife. 749 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:05,711 She did? 750 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,504 Hell, yeah. 751 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:12,300 I was married for eight years and she goes and hooks up with 752 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,637 Scott Montgomery. 753 00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:18,181 The guy who just won the Golden Globe? 754 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,727 They're always trading up, man. 755 00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:23,520 Always, right? 756 00:50:24,479 --> 00:50:25,856 You got any kids? 757 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,690 No. 758 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:28,400 I do. 759 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,277 Really? 760 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:31,903 Yeah. 761 00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:33,196 Got a little boy. 762 00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:37,659 He's in Cannes right now with Scott. 763 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,998 Fucking guy's giving my kid everything I never could. 764 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,709 That experience, that's rough. 765 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,127 Yeah. You're telling me. 766 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:51,673 I love that kid more than anything. 767 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:54,217 And it's only a matter of time before he doesn't... 768 00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:00,766 Fuck. Who, who am I kidding? He's better off. 769 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,935 That's the saddest story I've ever heard. 770 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,525 Why are you doing this? 771 00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:12,444 Yeah, what the fuck is your problem? 772 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,199 Oh, come on boys. I'm just having a little fun. 773 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,076 You boys like having fun, don't you? 774 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,247 I don't know if you've noticed, 775 00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,584 but we're not exactly having a good time here. 776 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,627 Oh, I'm sorry. 777 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:32,380 It's a strange feeling when a woman takes control, isn't it? 778 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,341 I'll give you boys a moment to adjust. 779 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:38,845 What are you gonna do to us? 780 00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:42,349 How could I possibly do anything to you? 781 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,519 There's only one of me and two of you. 782 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,729 And you're men, remember? 783 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,523 Just let us out, okay? 784 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,525 Not until I've had my fun. 785 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:56,238 And boys, I'm just getting started. 786 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,908 Oh, my god. She's gonna kill us. 787 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:04,913 Yeah. Well, listen up, Anna, or whatever your name is. 788 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,416 You can try and dress this up as social justice 789 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:12,170 all you want, but you're no feminist. 790 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:15,132 You're just some sicko who gets off on hurting people. 791 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:15,966 Yeah. 792 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,135 Maybe. 793 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,512 But you boys put your hands up for this little experiment 794 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:23,807 so you have no one to blame but yourselves. 795 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,270 That's, that's victim blaming. She's victim blaming now. 796 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,815 Anyways, from the sound of things, 797 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,234 you fellows are already dead inside. 798 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:39,781 Maybe deep, deep down you just want me to finish the job. 799 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,704 I don't know about you, I don't wanna die. 800 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,456 Ditto. Fuck her self-pity and fuck this crazy bitch. 801 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:49,583 I say we make our way into-- 802 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,418 Ooh, I love secrets. 803 00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:55,046 What are you two losers plotting? 804 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,091 Good. She can't hear us. 805 00:52:58,091 --> 00:52:59,885 I say we make our way back into the torture room 806 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,094 and fight our way outta here. 807 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:04,723 Are you crazy? This house of death. 808 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,807 This could be like the "Saw" movies, 809 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:07,184 there could be booby traps everywhere. 810 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,935 We don't have a choice. 811 00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:10,979 Let's just take a minute here, okay? 812 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:15,483 We have to be smart about this. Out fox the fox. 813 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:19,154 Okay, I'm getting bored now. 814 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,239 If you guys are gonna keep whispering to each other 815 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,074 like two little girls at summer camp, 816 00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:25,994 you're forcing me to come down there and end this quickly. 817 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,581 And believe me, I have just the right toys for it. 818 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:36,421 Oh, I can't believe this. No lock screen on your phone, Tom? 819 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:41,176 I have access to everything. 820 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,845 Your emails, your photos, 821 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:49,517 and this text you got from someone named Devin? 822 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,980 You put my phone down, now. 823 00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:58,485 Wait. Is this your son we've heard so much about? 824 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,488 Why don't you have a lock screen on your phone? 825 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,698 I don't wanna have to put my password in every time. 826 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,117 It takes like one second. 827 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,119 I never thought I was gonna be in a situation like this. 828 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:08,954 Okay? 829 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,538 Let me play this for you. 830 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,625 Cannes is a lotta fun. 831 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:18,463 I ate a crepe and I got to speak French at the hotel. 832 00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,216 I'll send you pics tomorrow, Dad. I love you. 833 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,429 Oh, that's lovely. 834 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,515 What should I text him back? 835 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,434 Should I tell him what his dad's been doing tonight? 836 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:33,853 Electrocuting a guy's nut sack? 837 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,691 I bet if I say just the right thing, 838 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:43,029 or to be more precise, the wrong thing, he'll show his mom 839 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,865 and whatever visitation rights you have will go poof, 840 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,702 right out the window. 841 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:54,833 Hmm. What to text, what to text? 842 00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:58,461 I've got it. 843 00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,255 Take your crepe and shove it up your ass, 844 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:01,214 you little shit head. 845 00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:04,676 Don't you dare! He's only eight years old. 846 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:05,719 You fuckin' bitch. - Tom, Tom. 847 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,264 Tom. Tom, she's baiting you, stop. 848 00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,223 Here we go. Sent. 849 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:35,081 You fucking idiot. Tom, stop. 850 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,096 All right, all right. 851 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:01,483 Hang in there, Tom, okay? Hang in there. Hang in there. 852 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,942 I had you fooled, right? 853 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:07,447 When I was pretending to be a big shot and her husband, 854 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:11,618 I, I had you totally convinced, didn't I? 855 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,536 Tom, it was a stellar performance. 856 00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:17,499 Stellar? 857 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:21,002 Nice. 858 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:36,810 Grieve later. 859 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:39,938 I'll give you a head start. 860 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,441 One Mississippi, 861 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:46,319 two Mississippi, 862 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,864 three Mississippi, 863 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,118 four Mississippi, 864 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,746 five Mississippi, 865 00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,041 six Mississippi, 866 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,545 seven Mississippi, 867 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:07,424 eight Mississippi. 868 00:57:08,716 --> 00:57:10,510 Following the model established by Tinder 869 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,762 and adopted by every other major dating app, 870 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:16,141 if we limit the exposure that male profiles have 871 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,643 to female users, they will be more inclined 872 00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:20,562 to pay for upgrades. 873 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,230 In its current version, there is no incentive 874 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,482 for male users to upgrade. 875 00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:26,776 It's essentially a free-for-all. 876 00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:30,029 Everyone has access to anyone on the app. 877 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:33,700 Now, of course, when we first started two years ago, 878 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,243 well that was fine. 879 00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:38,246 But after last month's projections it's clear, 880 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,206 Love Bomb has become the hottest dating app 881 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,458 in the marketplace. 882 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:47,338 We're finally competing with the big boys, and girls. 883 00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:49,674 Word has spread. 884 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:53,386 In a post-pandemic world, people wanna get their freak on. 885 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:57,140 Tinder and Bumble are fuckin' vanilla compared to Love Bomb. 886 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,308 Excuse my language. 887 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,894 And now is the time to take it to the next level. 888 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:05,106 Now is the time to make men pay if they wanna be seen 889 00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:08,693 by not only more profiles, but the top profiles. 890 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:11,321 If you're an attractive woman making six figures a year, 891 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,907 you don't wanna role play with just any creep. 892 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,116 Well, you'll feel more secure 893 00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,285 knowing the men that have access to you 894 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,162 have the money to do so. 895 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:26,669 Time is now, not a year from now, not six months from now. 896 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:31,758 I've already talked to our product guys, and girls. 897 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:35,220 They say the change to the algorithm can be applied 898 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,971 as soon as next week. 899 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:40,475 Now the Reddit bros'll bitch about it, but fuck 'em. 900 00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:43,478 It's not like they're getting matches anyway. 901 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,562 Am I right? 902 00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:45,396 Finished? 903 00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,983 Yeah. Thoughts? 904 00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:50,818 You're interested in my thoughts? 905 00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,695 Sounds like you had it all worked out. 906 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,614 Well, I mean, I wouldn't say-- 907 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:57,534 Stop talking. You said enough already. 908 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,244 There won't be any changes to the algorithm, 909 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:01,287 so if that covers everything. 910 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,873 I'm sorry, but why? 911 00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:05,291 Excuse me? 912 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,794 Why won't there be any changes to the algorithm? 913 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,880 It's funny, you used the term "we" a couple times 914 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,758 in your speech, but I don't recall you being the CEO 915 00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:14,592 of this company. 916 00:59:14,592 --> 00:59:18,012 And I definitely don't recall you creating the app with me. 917 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:19,138 Am I mistaken? 918 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,226 Or were you with me in my Chinatown apartment 919 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,061 dreaming up Love Bomb? 920 00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:27,355 Well, no, Anna, of course I wasn't. 921 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,774 And, and I know you're the CEO, 922 00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,278 but you hired me to give my, my, my opinion 923 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,655 on things like this and that's all I was doing. 924 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,283 I mean, the projections speak for themselves. 925 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,952 It's true, the projections say we're doing well. 926 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:43,788 Between our ad revenue and the premium subscriptions 927 00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:47,500 we keep getting, we're hitting our annual growth targets. 928 00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:52,755 Love Bomb is underground and hip. 929 00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:55,425 If it becomes another Tinder clone, 930 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:58,052 it'll cease to be underground and hip, 931 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:01,514 and our users will eventually go elsewhere. 932 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:04,100 Then what happens? 933 01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:08,980 Yeah, but, but what about, what about women's safety? 934 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,526 I mean, there's no, there's no filtering system whatsoever. 935 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:17,071 Oh, because you care so much about women's safety. 936 01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:18,823 That's it, right? 937 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:20,617 Your proposed algorithm is gonna protect 938 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,536 all of those women needing protecting. 939 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,000 You make a lotta presumptions about women. 940 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,544 But guess what? 941 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,465 Maybe a woman making high six figures 942 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:37,884 wants to fuck a hot bartender. 943 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:39,552 Not that it matters what they do. 944 01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:44,599 Love Bomb isn't a dating app for serious relationships, 945 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,060 or sugar daddies. 946 01:00:48,102 --> 01:00:49,312 It's a fetish app. 947 01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:54,108 It's about one thing, and one thing only, Jared. 948 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:57,945 Getting off. 949 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:03,409 I, I just was thinking 950 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:05,078 it was time to expand is all. 951 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,497 And I mean, I, I, I, I think that Love Bomb 952 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,331 could be so much-- 953 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,918 Thank you, Jared. (clears throat) You can leave now. 954 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,092 I wish I could just terminate him because he's a dick, 955 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,718 but I'll need just cause. 956 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:23,846 Well, there's Cassie. 957 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,350 Who's Cassie? 958 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,018 She's one of the new girls. 959 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,228 We were talking the other day 960 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,480 and she said he keeps asking her what she's up to, 961 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,899 if she's free for a drink, et cetera. 962 01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:36,818 Has she made a complaint to HR? 963 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,278 No, I don't really think she cared. 964 01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:43,241 Hmm. Have her make a formal complaint. 965 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,284 Tell her she needs to. 966 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,704 Make sure it's done by the end of the week. 967 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,330 Of course. Done. 968 01:01:50,998 --> 01:01:54,001 All that bullshit about women's safety. 969 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,878 The balls on these fucking guys. 970 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,799 You know, I used to dream about 971 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,801 all the progressive enlightened men I'd meet 972 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:05,430 once I moved to New York, but it turns out, 973 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,807 they're just the same as the men in my hometown. 974 01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:11,519 They're only better at hiding it here. 975 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,605 Behind their white knight posturing, 976 01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:17,191 they just wanna fuck women and hold power over them. 977 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,459 Not that I don't understand the appeal of holding power 978 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:35,418 over somebody. 979 01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:38,504 What do we have for tomorrow? 980 01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:44,051 You have an 8:00 AM call with the investors. 981 01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,052 Push it to Friday. 982 01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:47,513 Done. 983 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:25,384 Hey. 984 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,428 Hey, how's it going? 985 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:30,640 Good. Dinner's almost ready. 986 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,433 19 Mississippi, 987 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:36,604 20, time's up. 988 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:41,859 Josh, 989 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,697 where are you? 990 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,036 I can hear you. 991 01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:01,963 Swipe left. 992 01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,925 Swipe right. 993 01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,219 Swipe left. 994 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,222 Swipe right. 995 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:19,313 Now where would a cowardly cuck be hiding? 996 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,067 I see you, Josh. 997 01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:27,280 What do you have behind there? 998 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:34,579 I see. 999 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,129 You know, Josh, I kinda like you. 1000 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:49,677 Not like Tom. Man, that guy is such a loser. 1001 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:57,602 But you, Josh, you have potential. 1002 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:05,067 Who am I kidding? That's all men are, isn't it? 1003 01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:10,072 Big, sweaty, sacks of unfulfilled romantic potential. 1004 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,961 The reality of men is always 1005 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,130 so soul-crushingly disappointing. 1006 01:05:27,548 --> 01:05:30,593 It's better to live with the fantasy of what they could be. 1007 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:41,228 Wow, Josh. 1008 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:47,234 I guess you're not as broken as I thought you were. 1009 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,159 There's still some fight left in you. 1010 01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:58,162 You really hurt me. 1011 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,462 Ah, you fucking bitch. 1012 01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:12,468 Stay put so I can end your pathetic existence. 1013 01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:13,636 Just don't do this. 1014 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,808 What happened to you, Anna? 1015 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,017 What made you like this? 1016 01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:25,106 Listen, I, I, I know what it's like to be hurt, okay? 1017 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:26,983 I know what it's like to give your life to somebody 1018 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,484 and have them throw you away like you're nothing. 1019 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:29,652 I know what it's like to be treated badly, 1020 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,988 but you don't have to do this. 1021 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,364 You, you don't, you don't have to be like 1022 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:34,907 the people that hurt you. 1023 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:37,576 Sorry, Josh. Your little speech isn't gonna work. 1024 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:43,124 When I look at you, Anna, I don't see a bad person. 1025 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:48,754 I see somebody in pain. I'm in pain too. 1026 01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:51,090 Maybe we can help each other. 1027 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,177 You'll never know what made me this way, Josh. 1028 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,972 Only one person knows, and I killed him years ago. 1029 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,600 I thought killing him would help, but it didn't. 1030 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:05,688 The only thing I feel is the faint trace of pleasure I get 1031 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:09,400 seeing a man squirm and die before my eyes, 1032 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,986 and I keep chasing that pleasure. 1033 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:14,030 Chasing and chasing. 1034 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,408 You created a wall, to protect yourself. 1035 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,577 That's what I think. 1036 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:23,164 If you just, just let that wall come down, 1037 01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:27,251 maybe you can feel again, maybe even love again, Anna. 1038 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:29,670 Do you even know what love is, Josh? 1039 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:31,672 It's nothing more than a chemical reaction 1040 01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:33,674 sent to the brain. 1041 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:36,594 Oxytocin, dopamine, we're all slaves to it. 1042 01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:41,599 But if you can master it, then you're a slave to nothing. 1043 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,311 The first man I killed was a monster, 1044 01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:47,396 but I did love him. 1045 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,485 I loved him, and I willed myself 1046 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:53,944 to do what needed to be done. 1047 01:07:55,571 --> 01:07:58,741 And now, I'll never be a slave again. 1048 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,287 Your girlfriend was right to leave you, Josh. 1049 01:08:03,287 --> 01:08:05,748 She was just mastering those pesky little chemicals 1050 01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,041 that lead us all astray. 1051 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:27,144 Fucking die, you fucking cunt. Fucking die. 1052 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:06,952 Hey, hey. 1053 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:13,876 Hey. 1054 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,592 I, I, I lied about, 1055 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:29,183 I lied about the text I sent to your son. 1056 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:37,233 Really? 1057 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:45,241 I, I sent, I sent him a nice text. 1058 01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:51,205 He'll know, he'll know you loved him. 1059 01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:00,130 Thank you. 1060 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:10,557 Maybe I'm not so bad after all. 1061 01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:03,527 ♪ When somebody breaks your heart ♪ 1062 01:12:03,527 --> 01:12:06,030 ♪ And your whole world falls apart ♪ 1063 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,365 ♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪ 1064 01:12:08,365 --> 01:12:12,828 ♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪ 1065 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:17,833 ♪ Oh, when he says goodbye ♪ 1066 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:20,586 ♪ And you feel like you could die ♪ 1067 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,921 ♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪ 1068 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:26,967 ♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪ 1069 01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:31,930 ♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪ 1070 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,976 ♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪ 1071 01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:39,146 ♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪ 1072 01:12:39,146 --> 01:12:42,900 ♪ He who laughs the last, sure laughs best ♪ 1073 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,320 ♪ So goodbye, farewell ♪ 1074 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,573 ♪ But, when this heartbreak rings your bell ♪ 1075 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,784 ♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪ 1076 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:56,121 ♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪ 1077 01:12:56,121 --> 01:13:01,126 ♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪ 1078 01:13:01,251 --> 01:13:05,172 ♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪ 1079 01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:08,133 ♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪ 1080 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:12,596 ♪ He who laughs the last, sure laughs best ♪ 1081 01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:15,391 ♪ So goodbye, and farewell ♪ 1082 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:18,435 ♪ But, when this heartbreak rings your bell ♪ 1083 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,854 ♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪ 1084 01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:24,483 ♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪ 1085 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:28,070 ♪ Blah-Ah, I wanna be there baby ♪ 1086 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,824 ♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪ 1087 01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:33,033 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 1088 01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:35,327 ♪ I wanna be there baby ♪ 1089 01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:36,537 ♪ I wanna ♪ 74187

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