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My name is Dean Murdoch.
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Whoo!
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A lot of people call me the Deaner.
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Some call me the fucking governor of givin' 'er...
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...and a lucky few,
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they know me as the Dean Machine.
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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For a while there, I played in shit bands
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and had a lot of shit jobs.
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Yaah!
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You know what, though?
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I fucking did it.
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I finally fucking made it.
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This is my fucking mansion.
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It is fucking deadly.
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There's a lot of people who will say, like,
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several fissures in the foundation
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would be a reason not to purchase a mansion,
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but they knocked off a couple grand,
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and I was like, fucking rights, I'm all in.
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Want to take a seat?
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Okay.
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Get comfy.
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Grab yourself a cold one,
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fire up a butt,
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and shove them kids down in the basement,
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'cause this story's a fuckin' doozy.
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To understand what happened to me,
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how I fucking got right here,
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you gotta go back...
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way the fuck back, to 1989.
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I grew up in Haylen, Manitoba,
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a tiny little steel town
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right smack-dab in the middle of butt-fuck, Canada.
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You know, like a shithole?
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It was the '80s.
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Life was fucking deadly, man.
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There's Glen, my functional alcoholic father,
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and Mirna, my fucking mom
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who was addicted to Jazzercise and Jesus.
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They both had low sperm counts but big hearts,
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so they adopted me and my sister, Jen.
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It was grade 11, and I was a fucking local leged
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thanks to my hockey skills,
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plus, I had this thing called the hyperactive guyroid gland,
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which made me extremely handsome,
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and made me look just a little older than 17.
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Life was fucking deadly, man.
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It was the '80s.
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What could possibly go fucking wrong?
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All of your votes have been cast,
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and it's down to this lovely pair of beguiling bakers.
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Who has the best pie?
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She's right here.
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By round of applause, Lonnie.
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Whoo!
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And Beulah.
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And the winner is...
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Give me this!
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Balloons are for babies!
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Okay. Happy Haylen Jubilee
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from your friends, the Metal Rangers!
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Now, what do you say, boys?
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Let's have us some pie!
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Whoo!
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Deaner, mon Tabarnak, we got plans for you!
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Every single town had a biker gang
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back in those days,
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and that was just an everyday occurrence
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back in the '80s, man.
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Kids don't know what they're missing.
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95% of those afflicted
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will eventually die from the cancer.
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Hey. Hey.
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Eyes up front.
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Hands at sides.
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Eyes, front, hands, sides.
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Now we're going to bring up a special guest
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to talk about the dangers of smoking.
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Please give a nice welcome to Martin Geddes.
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I smoked two packs a days
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since I was 10.
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At 42, I got cancer and had my throat removed.
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Thank you.
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Okay, then. Does anyone have any questions?
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Any questions about the dangers of smoking?
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Dean Murdoch, assistant captain
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of our very own Steel Falcons junior hockey team,
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why don't you come on up and ask Martin a question?
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- Why don't you go? - It'll be fun.
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Can you still have sex?
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Yes, definitely.
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And if any teachers out there are interested,
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I have a massive wang.
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- Okay, then!
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Hey. Got a light?
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Yeah, I got a fucking light.
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Life's too short to play safe.
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Here, it's a good luck charm.
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I call it "Sexcalibur."
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This is fucking deadly, man!
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I can have this?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Dean! Dude! Check it out.
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Hey, Gary. What the fuck's going on?
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What's this?
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Portable pussy.
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A couple squirts of hand cream, just fucking go to town, man.
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Why are you showing me this?
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Knowledge, dude. I'm trying to pass it on.
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Look, this thing changed my fucking life.
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Helps you relax before a game or whatever.
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Here... you can make your own.
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Anyway, I gotta go, but I'll see ya at practice, eh?
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All right, later, man.
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Left.
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Right.
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Down.
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Get down there, fucking Deaner.
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Quit doggin' it, dog.
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Well, you grow up in a shithole town,
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there's really only two things you can do.
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You can end up shovelling sparks at the mill,
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like my old man, Glen,
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or you can play hockey.
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The great creators,
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they bestowed upon me a magical fucking gift.
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I was like a fucking ice wizard out there.
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Fucking Merlin with bladed feet.
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Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Right on, little buddy!
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Deanareano, you're a fucking pussy!
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Fucking piece of shit!
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You did that on purpose!
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Even I can't hit a target that fuckin' tiny.
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You wanna go?
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Let's fuckin' go!
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Jesse, okay, enough, come on!
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He wins us every frickin' game, man, take it easy!
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All right, that's enough for today.
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Come on in.
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Jesse, you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Dean needs a fucking tissue.
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Okay, all right, bring it down, listen,
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we'll get a bag skate in,
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and pretty sure there's a bucket of oranges
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back here for you guys.
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Okay? Around the net.
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Remember this?
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What's the matter with you?
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I got punched in the face. You just stood there, man.
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What's the matter with you?
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Look, Dean, in the car, at home, I'm Dad.
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At the rink, I'm Coach.
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Yeah, well, next time you see Coach,
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can you tell him he fucking sucks?
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Hey, language!
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Look, Dean, you've got a special talent, okay?
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When you're on, no one can stop you.
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Dean, are you hearing me?
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Yeah. I fucking heard you.
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Hey! Watch your mouth!
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Look, it's like your Nonna always said, okay?
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Well, what does that mean?
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I'm not sure, actually.
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There you go.
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Dean, you got a package in the mail.
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It's fucking huge.
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I already have a pretty huge package.
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Dean, ew.
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Get the fuck... is this is for me?
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Yeah.
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Nice!
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Glen, can we talk about this?
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Let's crack 'er open.
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- What is this fuckin'... - There's this, too.
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- Glen... - What?
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Well, here, you read it.
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What is this?
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"Hey, dude... at least, I think you're a dude.
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Anyways, here's your dad's shit.
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He died. Take 'er sleazy."
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That's all it says.
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My dad died?
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That's fucked.
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Bless us, O Lord, for these, thy gifts,
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which we are about to receive
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through the bounty of Christ, our Lord.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Enjoy.
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Must have cost a lot to send that thing.
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I could barely lift it.
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I told you to be careful around that thing, Jen.
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It's not to be fondled.
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Sorry!
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Oh, no, never mind.
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I was just thinking of something funny
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that happened at work, eh?
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Crazy Louis.
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You never once said anything about my family.
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Or Jen's.
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Nothing.
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Well, you know, I mean,
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it's just there's, uh, nothing to say.
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It's not that interesting.
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What, like our parents were boring?
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Yeah. No, I mean...
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well, boring in the sense
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that no one ever told us anything about them.
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Right.
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Fuck this, man.
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Hey, Dean!
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You no finish-a you stroganoff!
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No, no, no.
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Nowadays, if a satanic fucking steamer trunk
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showed up with all your dead dad's shit in it,
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your parents would be like, "Oh, let's hire a trauma coach."
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But back in those fucking days, weird shit like that happened,
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they're like, "Here's a fucking deck of smokes,"
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you know, like, "Fucking park it out in the back alley
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and figure it out yourself and never bring it up again."
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Which is more or less what I did,
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until I ran out of smokes.
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Hey, brother!
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Jesus fucking Christ, Jen.
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You almost got a slapper in the box!
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How you going to shoot with no stick, hotshot?
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Give me that.
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Give me the fucking stick back.
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You want some? You want some of this?
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Ow!
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You're so fucking annoying.
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Yeah. So I'm going to Kitty's.
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When you gonna open the damn trunk?
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Not yet!
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That's Jesse Stilcox,
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the captain of the fucking hockey team.
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He fucking hated me.
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I did steal his fucking girlfriend, so...
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you know.
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- Jesse!
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Well, I'd give you the finger,
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but I'm saving it for Kitty.
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Well, fuck you, Dean.
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Hey, when you're done there, you can blow me.
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Come here and say that to my face,
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you little bitch!
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My sax!
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- Oh, hey, May.
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May?
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Oh, ho, ho, hey, Dean.
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Not even going to say hi?
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Oh, yeah, I'm saying hi.
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How's she fucking going?
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Oh, yeah.
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I heard you got in a scrap with that loser ex of Kitty's.
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I don't know why you bother with hockey.
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It's just a bunch of jocks
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looking for an excuse
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to piss on each other in the shower.
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Okay. You can have the car.
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You skeevy fucker. Be safe.
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Fucking got that right.
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Thanks, May. You fucking rule!
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Hey, Kit.
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00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,466
Hey.
273
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,403
You know, she's from Neepawa.
274
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,139
That's, like, only a few hours from here.
275
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,607
Neepawa's a shithole.
276
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,409
No, it's not a shithole.
277
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:40,145
Sounds like it's fucking French for "shithole."
278
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,648
Shut up.
279
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,217
Margaret Laurence put that town on the map, okay?
280
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,920
Just like me and you are going to put Haylen on the map,
281
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,654
right, Dean Machine?
282
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,556
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
283
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,492
Okay.
284
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,109
I was going steady with Kitty Buchanan,
285
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,078
the biggest head of hair in Manitoba.
286
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:16,081
We were mostly doing, like, over-the-pants kind of stuff
287
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,449
because we were both Christian.
288
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:19,584
You know, heavy petting, heavy breathing...
289
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:20,986
heavy cleaning.
290
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:29,361
Hey.
291
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,297
Fuck, you're sexy.
292
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,665
Can you imagine next year when we have our own place,
293
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,300
how great it's going to be?
294
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,303
We can just, like, do this all the time.
295
00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:40,005
Yeah, maybe.
296
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,975
Go to Toronto or Vancouver.
297
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,510
We can try sushi.
298
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,245
The fuck's that?
299
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:50,248
It's like a raw fish that's, like, kind of spicy.
300
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,250
Mm. I like the sound of that.
301
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,086
Oh, fuck off.
302
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,755
Can you be serious for, like, two seconds, please?
303
00:15:56,788 --> 00:16:00,192
Look, there's scouts at every game right now,
304
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:03,462
and... I've been thinking
305
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,397
hockey is our only way out of this dump.
306
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:10,535
You're kind of... stupid.
307
00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:12,137
You know?
308
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,739
I ain't stupid.
309
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,240
Okay, fine. Prove it. What colour are my blue shoes?
310
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:18,243
You had to look. Did you just look down?
311
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:20,312
So you don't know.
312
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:28,353
Remember, though, that as an eternal spirit,
313
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,689
Satan's focus is on eternity.
314
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,759
His primary goal is to take you to Hell with him.
315
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,061
If Satan can get you to kill for him, great.
316
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,263
That's icing on the cake.
317
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:39,631
Did you watch that, uh, Geraldo tape
318
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,066
I left on the bed for you, Glen?
319
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,301
I hate that guy.
320
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,771
He's a disgrace to mustaches.
321
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,507
They did this exposé on Satanism.
322
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,276
They had this perfectly normal kid.
323
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:52,477
Bored, lonely.
324
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,812
And then one day,
325
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:56,081
he just slits his parents' throats.
326
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,250
He painted a pentagram on the wall
327
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,052
in his parents' blood, Glen.
328
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,755
Well, then I guess we should keep the kids away
329
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,624
from paintbrushes, eh?
330
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:13,765
You know, I wish you'd come to church with us on Sundays.
331
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,300
What kind of role model is that
332
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,535
while you're home watching football
333
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,103
while we go to Mass?
334
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,072
All right, Mirna, I told you 20 years ago,
335
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,574
you get me for Christmas, Easter, and baptisms.
336
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:26,078
All right? That's it. Glen's Holy Trinity.
337
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,180
I'm like a camel Catholic.
338
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,249
A little Jesus goes a long way.
339
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,785
And I got a great hump.
340
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:42,394
- Bring the knitting needles. - Oh, yes!
341
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,540
What?
342
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:57,809
Stop fucking staring at me like that.
343
00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,144
It's fucking creepy.
344
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,885
All right. I'll open the goddamn trunk.
345
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,487
Yes!
346
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:25,904
Jesus fucking Christ.
347
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:29,174
You scared the shit out of me!
348
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:30,676
Let's fuckin' have at 'er, eh?
349
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,848
What?
350
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,183
I don't know.
351
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,885
Maybe it's just not a good idea.
352
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,586
I don't want to get cursed.
353
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,654
Fuck, dude...
354
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,189
Well, look at all this shit.
355
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:46,458
It's creepy as fucking hell.
356
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,527
Probably just "000," right?
357
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,430
Let's just get at her.
358
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,766
"666... 9"?
359
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,605
Fuck, yeah!
360
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,612
Fucking King Tut's pussy fart.
361
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,648
Some fucking rummage sale.
362
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:12,918
Fucking jacket...
363
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,452
What are you waiting for? Try it on.
364
00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:16,555
I don't know. A dead man's clothing?
365
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,323
Oh, God. Don't be such a baby.
366
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:24,896
Shit actually fits pretty fucking good.
367
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:26,932
What is all this shit?
368
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,801
Fucking hubcap.
369
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,637
Fucking Christmas dish rag.
370
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,739
Look at this fucking bird's nest.
371
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:35,941
Check out these albums, man.
372
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:40,278
Dokken, fucking Anvil... Styx.
373
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,214
Look at this fucking bad boy.
374
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:45,250
So much shit in here, eh?
375
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,719
Oh, fuck, Dokken concert in two weeks.
376
00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:48,954
Poor bastard.
377
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,755
Oh, dude!
378
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,392
Fucking full pack of-- oh, there's just one in there.
379
00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:55,594
Nice.
380
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,002
Holy fuck!
381
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,705
That is not a cigarette.
382
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,309
Holy fuck!
383
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,711
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
384
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,946
Let's play this bad boy.
385
00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:40,905
Fucking Dokken, man.
386
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,474
It was like I got shot through my body
387
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,676
by a fucking lightning bolt.
388
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,978
It was loud, it was heavy...
389
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,580
it was fucking deadly.
390
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,751
This is fucking awesome!
391
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,922
Dean, what are you doing?
392
00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,292
Let's go! The game starts in 30.
393
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,662
Let's get after that tournament gold.
394
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,629
Come on, Jen.
395
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:05,530
Let's see some hustle.
396
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,065
Come on!
397
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:09,067
Get in the car. Hugga-nugga. Come on.
398
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,940
Dean, settle the fuck down!
399
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,077
Ha!
400
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,046
What's the matter with you, you fucking goof?
401
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:30,755
Jesus Christ, dude!
402
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,023
What the fuck is wrong with you?
403
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,892
Ya hot for pizza?
404
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,768
Attaboy, Deano! That's my boy!
405
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:44,970
Yeah, Deaner!
406
00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:50,842
Okay, Jesus, dude! We get it!
407
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:58,517
He's putting on a little show.
408
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:12,964
Ha!
409
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,368
Haylen Steel Falcons goal
410
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:19,637
scored by number four, Dean Murdoch, unassisted.
411
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:21,506
Time of the goal, 12:14.
412
00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:22,708
Good shit, Deano!
413
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,013
Dean's looking good.
414
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,916
I was smoking basically the last fucking joint
415
00:22:31,949 --> 00:22:34,386
of my dead dad.
416
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,788
That's double fucked.
417
00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:38,957
Like one of those...
418
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,458
adult actresses.
419
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:56,107
Look, Dean, you've got a special talent, okay?
420
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:59,177
When you're on, no one can stop you.
421
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:01,580
You never once said anything about my family.
422
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,949
I don't know why you bother with hockey.
423
00:23:04,982 --> 00:23:07,152
It's just a bunch of jocks... jocks... jocks...
424
00:23:10,588 --> 00:23:11,689
Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
425
00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:13,492
You no finish-a you stroganoff!
426
00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:42,687
Who the fuck were you, Murray Messier?
427
00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:21,827
Fuck you!
428
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:28,967
Yeah. No. I'm not armed.
429
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,502
I got nothing-- fuck you!
430
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,003
I have a fucking knife!
431
00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:34,139
Knifework is thirsty fucking business.
432
00:24:35,773 --> 00:24:37,075
There was something about putting on
433
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,043
that tight fucking black denim.
434
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:40,778
I felt powerful,
435
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:42,280
like putting on an invincibility cloak
436
00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:43,815
or something,
437
00:24:43,848 --> 00:24:45,917
except for my junk was very visible.
438
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,019
You know how you can see the pyramids from space?
439
00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:13,611
Yeah!
440
00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:14,579
Fuck, yeah!
441
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,917
Oh, hey, Jen.
442
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,852
Did I wake you up with the tunes?
443
00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:22,087
Sorry about that.
444
00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:26,224
You look fucked up. Are you okay?
445
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,229
I couldn't sleep.
446
00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:32,997
Yeah, me neither.
447
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:35,967
I feel fucked up.
448
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,069
You look... awesome.
449
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,637
Aw, yeah, thanks, eh?
450
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:40,939
It's fucking wicked, right?
451
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:43,708
I feel... weird.
452
00:25:43,741 --> 00:25:45,109
Yeah, I feel weird too.
453
00:25:45,142 --> 00:25:46,978
You know that thing we smoked?
454
00:25:47,011 --> 00:25:49,280
I think we did...
455
00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:50,549
- drugs. - Drugs?
456
00:25:57,922 --> 00:26:00,992
Hey, uh, why don't you crash in my room tonight, eh?
457
00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,260
Like a sleepover?
458
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,796
No, no, no. Not a fucking sleepover.
459
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:06,765
Like a fucking... so I can keep an eye on you.
460
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,968
- Right on. - Yeah.
461
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,603
Got a roadie.
462
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,809
Well, good night, sleep tight.
463
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,011
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
464
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,614
Dean?
465
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,916
Yeah, Jen.
466
00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:27,619
I'd do it all again.
467
00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,788
Fucking rights. I would too.
468
00:26:31,922 --> 00:26:35,026
But we won't, right?
469
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:36,361
No.
470
00:26:37,361 --> 00:26:39,030
No.
471
00:26:52,343 --> 00:26:53,811
Dean!
472
00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:55,780
Ew!
473
00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:56,881
Fuck!
474
00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:12,296
Oh, hey, it's the holy baker.
475
00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,032
Oh, yeah.
476
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:15,800
Depends on which way you look at it, though, eh?
477
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:20,938
Hey, I fucking got this deck of smokes
478
00:27:20,971 --> 00:27:22,707
in that trunk that my dad left?
479
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,442
There was this fucked-up butt in there.
480
00:27:24,475 --> 00:27:26,911
You ever seen anything like this?
481
00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:29,347
Looks just like a regular old butt to me.
482
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,748
No, I wouldn't light that...
483
00:27:30,781 --> 00:27:32,316
aw, fuck.
484
00:27:34,852 --> 00:27:36,220
It's been a while.
485
00:27:36,253 --> 00:27:39,691
Oh, jeez. Oh, coco puffs.
486
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,459
- That shit's cocaine? - That was cocaine,
487
00:27:41,492 --> 00:27:44,295
and you've got to stay away from those hard drugs, Dean.
488
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:48,099
Cocaine, heroin, mugger's mist.
489
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:51,803
Doing them drugs is like using a sword without a hilt.
490
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,238
There's no safe way to wield it.
491
00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:58,176
But, hey, did you ever... shotgun any beers?
492
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,311
No, but that sounds fucking awesome.
493
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,279
Oh, yeah.
494
00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:03,881
All you need is a beer
495
00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:05,783
and somethin' sharp.
496
00:28:05,816 --> 00:28:07,352
Get in there, you bastard.
497
00:28:08,919 --> 00:28:11,322
And up she comes...
498
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,928
And down she goes.
499
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,831
That's fucking awesome!
500
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,265
Wait, wait.
501
00:28:21,298 --> 00:28:23,234
Do you have anything important to do today?
502
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:26,137
I'm 17, May. Nothing's important.
503
00:28:27,304 --> 00:28:29,307
Hey, let her rip.
504
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,777
I felt like I'd been bit by a radioactive beer spider.
505
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,280
I had a fuckin' superpower!
506
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,049
We're shotgunning some beers.
507
00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:39,417
Oh, no, thank you.
508
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:41,152
Shotgunning beers fucking rules, May.
509
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:42,887
Come on, Kitty!
510
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,821
Fucking do it!
511
00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:45,757
Okay, okay. I'll do one.
512
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:46,991
Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!
513
00:28:47,024 --> 00:28:48,826
Wow.
514
00:28:48,859 --> 00:28:51,162
Better than fuckin' me. Right on, man.
515
00:28:51,195 --> 00:28:52,964
I got another half dozen in the fridge.
516
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,133
- Fuckin' bring 'er out! - No, no.
517
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,435
Our city's finest have come out today
518
00:28:57,468 --> 00:28:59,070
to support the Blue Bombers...
519
00:29:02,072 --> 00:29:04,408
Uh...
520
00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:06,911
uh... where'd you get those clothes?
521
00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:08,846
Found 'em.
522
00:29:08,879 --> 00:29:12,517
Jen, you look like a demon from hell.
523
00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:17,255
It's shorts and a T-shirt, Mom.
524
00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:19,924
Okay. Uh...
525
00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:22,860
what I wanted to say was that, you know,
526
00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:25,129
the next time you see that boy at school,
527
00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:27,899
you know, the one that called you...
528
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,300
names,
529
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,035
um, you just...
530
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:32,570
you just tell him that you're not an Indian.
531
00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:34,172
Okay?
532
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:35,506
And you can invite him over to the house
533
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,074
if he wants to see.
534
00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:38,076
Okay.
535
00:29:47,251 --> 00:29:49,954
I'm serious. The way they look at you...
536
00:29:49,987 --> 00:29:53,524
Hey, you little freak fuck.
537
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:55,526
Man, you're a fucking embarrassment.
538
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,595
Pretty harsh way to talk about your dick there, Jesse.
539
00:29:57,628 --> 00:29:59,931
It's not his fault he's curly as a fuckin pig's tail.
540
00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:02,433
Say that to my fucking face.
541
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:04,168
I'm pretty sure I just fucking did.
542
00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:06,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop.
543
00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:07,839
Fuck you, pussy.
544
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,273
What is wrong with you, Jesse?
545
00:30:09,306 --> 00:30:10,508
You want to hit me?
546
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,043
Let's fucking chug a beer.
547
00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,578
Loser gets a punch in the face.
548
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,213
You little pussy, I'll fucking destroy you.
549
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,314
Name a time.
550
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,983
Right here. Right the fuck now.
551
00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,251
Let's go!
552
00:30:20,284 --> 00:30:22,253
Fucking go! Eh, who's got two beers?
553
00:30:22,286 --> 00:30:25,256
Come on, bring 'em on! Walter? Right on, buddy!
554
00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:26,490
All right, I'll count down.
555
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:28,492
I'm going to tattoo to my knuckles
556
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:30,394
on your stupid fucking eyelids.
557
00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,864
Three, two, one.
558
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:33,531
Drink!
559
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,437
Ow!
560
00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:42,640
No! Fucking cheat!
561
00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:45,543
Fuck! You fucking cheater!
562
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:49,113
Fucking ruined 'im!
563
00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:51,282
Wahoo!
564
00:30:51,315 --> 00:30:54,518
Deaner! Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
565
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:01,292
Ooh, shit.
566
00:31:01,325 --> 00:31:03,661
Merciful heavens.
567
00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:06,130
Smells like a brewery in here.
568
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,098
Dean, get down.
569
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:11,269
Sorry, sir, I was just fucking givin' 'er.
570
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,639
Where did all this beer come from?
571
00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:17,008
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
572
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,977
Yes, and Joseph.
573
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:24,949
Dean...
574
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,453
I will see you in an hour in my office.
575
00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:30,588
Fine.
576
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,529
Attention, all teachers.
577
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,499
There is a... urgent staff meeting
578
00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:43,367
in the metal shop in 10 minutes.
579
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,402
Please bring your lunches.
580
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,046
I got suspended.
581
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,314
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
582
00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,581
Can I have one?
583
00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:59,383
Eh, watch it!
584
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:01,319
Your own fuckin'... hey, fuck off.
585
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,626
This is a normal cigarette, right?
586
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,462
That one is, yeah.
587
00:32:11,495 --> 00:32:14,065
Hey, you know what May said was in that other smoke?
588
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,700
- What? - Cocaine.
589
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,068
Cocaine?
590
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,336
Yeah.
591
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:19,603
Like in Miami Vice?
592
00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:21,639
Yeah, Miami Vice.
593
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:24,208
Man, your dad was nuts.
594
00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:25,576
Yeah, fucking Murray Messier.
595
00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:27,478
Fucking Murray Messier.
596
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,215
I wish I knew something about my dad.
597
00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:33,718
You know, people ask me if I'm Chinese.
598
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:35,386
I don't even know what to say.
599
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,455
Well, you do like Chinese food.
600
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,457
Karate your fuckin' ass!
601
00:32:57,107 --> 00:32:59,277
Aw, for fuck's sakes.
602
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:15,393
She trashed my fuckin' ticket!
603
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,762
The... fuck?!
604
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:23,134
Lift up and down.
605
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,302
This is a great calf warmup.
606
00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:27,138
The fuck is this?
607
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,506
Dean, language!
608
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,374
You take my shit, you just throw it out?!
609
00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:31,642
I'm sorry.
610
00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:32,676
I shouldn't have done that.
611
00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:34,512
I just...
612
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,249
I just... I've been so worried about you.
613
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,084
I mean, ever since that darn trunk showed up,
614
00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:42,319
you've been acting so strange.
615
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:44,221
Is that so fucking weird?
616
00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:46,557
Mirna, you hide my family from me my whole fucking life,
617
00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,292
and you're all shocked when I want to know shit?
618
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:52,096
Okay, you're right.
619
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:53,798
Just sit down, please?
620
00:33:57,267 --> 00:34:00,204
When we adopted you,
621
00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:04,075
the government instructed us not to tell you anything. Okay?
622
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,711
They said it was best to grow up in a white world.
623
00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:10,347
"Just leave the Indian behind," they said.
624
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,850
Your father was a logger,
625
00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:16,253
and he was very, very young when you were born.
626
00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:19,457
And... and he was Métis,
627
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:24,495
and, uh, and he travelled around a lot for work,
628
00:34:24,528 --> 00:34:27,231
but honestly, that's pretty much all I know.
629
00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:31,436
And Jen?
630
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:37,108
Um, she was born into the Blackfoot nation
631
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,175
further west of here,
632
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:42,379
and her last name was Crowshoe,
633
00:34:42,412 --> 00:34:45,750
but I really don't know much more than that.
634
00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:50,721
So we're Indians.
635
00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:52,757
I mean, your parents were.
636
00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:59,530
Dean. Dean, I...
637
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:00,798
That's all I know. I...
638
00:35:00,831 --> 00:35:02,600
I'm going for a bike ride.
639
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:03,868
Dean...
640
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,236
Back in those days,
641
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:06,904
the government was basically
642
00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:08,873
launching Indigenous babies into white suburbs,
643
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,341
you know, like them fucking T-shirt cannons
644
00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:11,208
at the hockey game?
645
00:35:11,241 --> 00:35:12,510
Foom!
646
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:15,246
"Little Moon, you are now Stacey."
647
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,480
Foom!
648
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:19,350
"Deadly Snake, you are now Steve."
649
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,186
First I was like, "What's a fucking Métis?
650
00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:23,621
Where's all the other ones?"
651
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,523
I had so many fuckin' questions.
652
00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,258
Was my mom hot?
653
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,893
To this day, I live in the fear
654
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:31,629
that I'm going to be making out with some slightly older lady,
655
00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,864
and she'll pull back and be like, "Son?"
656
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:40,905
Dad. Dad!
657
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,173
Shut up for a second.
658
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,808
Listen to this.
659
00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,811
Uh, the Blackfoot call themselves
660
00:35:47,844 --> 00:35:50,714
the, uh, Niitsitapi.
661
00:35:50,747 --> 00:35:53,384
It means "the real people."
662
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,286
Pretty badass calling yourself that, eh?
663
00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:01,525
Uh, Dad, can we go?
664
00:36:01,558 --> 00:36:02,493
To Alberta?
665
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:04,261
Jen, that stuff is cool.
666
00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:05,496
All right?
667
00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,830
Really cool.
668
00:36:06,863 --> 00:36:08,666
But it's in the past.
669
00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:11,669
We're your tribe now.
670
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,207
Okay.
671
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,762
Pfft!
672
00:36:38,795 --> 00:36:41,465
You got any fuckin' metal, May?
673
00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:43,500
Drop the needle on the first one over there.
674
00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,868
This is a song
675
00:36:44,901 --> 00:36:46,904
that will make the hairs on your ball sack
676
00:36:46,937 --> 00:36:48,639
stand right up.
677
00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:51,809
Diamond Head...
678
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,310
"Am I Evil?"
679
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:57,481
This is fucking good.
680
00:37:03,687 --> 00:37:04,822
Ha ha!
681
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,524
You are a jock for sure, man.
682
00:37:07,557 --> 00:37:09,560
No! Feel the music.
683
00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:22,406
Can I turn it up?
684
00:37:22,439 --> 00:37:23,407
Turn it up!
685
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:26,977
That's it, Deaner!
686
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,722
Yeah!
687
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,427
Put the beers on it! Put the beers on it!
688
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,663
Not too many! Not too many!
689
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:46,630
Fuck!
690
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:47,631
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
691
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,001
Oh!
692
00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:54,338
Ah!
693
00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:55,939
- Dean... - Holy fuck!
694
00:37:55,972 --> 00:37:57,041
...you are my hero!
695
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,681
I'm sorry I fucking ruined your stereo, though, May.
696
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:06,450
I just wanted to get the music louder and louder,
697
00:38:06,483 --> 00:38:08,686
and it just couldn't fucking be loud enough, you know?
698
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,556
Yeah. Well, come on, follow me.
699
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,864
Whoa!
700
00:38:20,897 --> 00:38:22,800
Is this where you keep your cauldron?
701
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,435
When you get older,
702
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,070
sometimes things are so painful,
703
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,639
you just got to lock them away somewhere.
704
00:38:30,073 --> 00:38:31,909
Dean, look. Clear away all that shit there.
705
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,344
All right.
706
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:34,745
I told you I was in a band, right?
707
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:36,814
Yeah. The fucking...
708
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:37,981
Howdy Doodys, or...?
709
00:38:38,014 --> 00:38:40,617
No, the Lost Hyenas.
710
00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,119
- Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah. - Three girls.
711
00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,621
We used to rehearse right here in this garage
712
00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:45,756
for a whole year,
713
00:38:45,789 --> 00:38:47,024
but then... pfft.
714
00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:48,892
Word of advice.
715
00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:50,494
Don't let suckin'
716
00:38:50,527 --> 00:38:52,963
stop you from doing something that you love.
717
00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:55,733
I sound like a hooker, don't I?
718
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,101
You look like a fucking hooker.
719
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,370
Hook on this, love.
720
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,506
So, what in instrument did you play, anyways?
721
00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:07,010
The bass.
722
00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:09,380
Always the bass.
723
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,750
Plug her in for me, will ya?
724
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,651
That thing is fucking majestic.
725
00:39:14,684 --> 00:39:17,454
A guitar will finger-bang you in the ear...
726
00:39:17,487 --> 00:39:18,989
but a bass,
727
00:39:19,022 --> 00:39:21,525
a bass will always fuck you right in the chest.
728
00:39:21,558 --> 00:39:22,526
Crank 'er up.
729
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:23,694
Right on.
730
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,766
All right, you got some heat. Fucking give 'er!
731
00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:38,542
I knew in that moment
732
00:39:38,575 --> 00:39:40,177
that I had metal flowing through my veins...
733
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:42,146
plus the fucking electricity.
734
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,947
That's the science, man.
735
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:45,682
That's how it fucking happened.
736
00:39:45,715 --> 00:39:47,618
I got blown by a bass amp.
737
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,422
Hey, Dean!
738
00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:53,857
Yeah, May?
739
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:56,394
Ha! Did you feel that?
740
00:39:57,093 --> 00:39:58,562
Yeah.
741
00:39:58,595 --> 00:40:01,999
That is rock 'n' fucking roll, man!
742
00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,848
Come on, cocksucker.
743
00:40:17,881 --> 00:40:19,683
What, do you fucking want me to dry-hump you?
744
00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:26,690
Hey.
745
00:40:26,723 --> 00:40:28,225
Hey, Kitty.
746
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:30,161
Can, uh, we talk?
747
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,465
Yeah, so, like, um...
748
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,067
May's been, like, acting kind of weird lately.
749
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,969
Like, she's been drinking a lot more than usual.
750
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:41,839
Yeah, she is so fucking fun to party with.
751
00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:43,540
It's not good for her to be doing that,
752
00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:44,942
so I think she just needs to, like, take a break.
753
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:47,044
Maybe you and I can, like, meet somewhere else.
754
00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:48,111
Kitty, she's my friend.
755
00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:49,813
I can meet her when I want.
756
00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:51,615
She's not your friend, Dean. Okay?
757
00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:55,052
I'm asking you to give her some space for me, please.
758
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:56,019
Well, what about me?
759
00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:57,120
What about you?
760
00:40:57,153 --> 00:40:58,088
She's the only fucking person
761
00:40:58,121 --> 00:40:58,889
in this shithole town
762
00:40:58,922 --> 00:40:59,790
who gets me.
763
00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:08,499
That's not what I meant! Kitty!
764
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:09,833
Fuck off.
765
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:14,872
Fuck.
766
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,080
Beauty day. Huh, Dean?
767
00:41:57,113 --> 00:41:59,550
Not fucking really.
768
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:02,185
Got a pretty big game coming up with the Chiefs, huh?
769
00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:04,121
Yeah, what are you, my fucking coach?
770
00:42:04,921 --> 00:42:07,758
Heard you're going to win real easy.
771
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,294
Be a shame if that happened.
772
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,762
Ain't that right, Moth?
773
00:42:13,863 --> 00:42:15,966
Some dangerous fucking people put money on you losing.
774
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,037
Fuck, dude.
775
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,572
Why don't you guys ride back to the zoo
776
00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:22,573
and suck each other off?
777
00:42:23,873 --> 00:42:25,943
Oh, we will suck each other off.
778
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,749
Let me put it to you real simple.
779
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,651
You either throw the game,
780
00:42:34,684 --> 00:42:36,820
or I'm going to get Moth here to break your fucking legs.
781
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:39,023
You ain't ever going to play hockey again.
782
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,064
Don't fuck around, Dean.
783
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,101
You either throw the game...
784
00:42:51,134 --> 00:42:52,002
or else.
785
00:42:52,035 --> 00:42:53,003
Or else what?
786
00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:54,705
Fuck off!
787
00:43:02,145 --> 00:43:04,081
All of a sudden, these fucking bikers are like,
788
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:05,616
"Oh, hey, Dean, you gotta
789
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,751
fucking throw games for us or else."
790
00:43:07,784 --> 00:43:10,754
And I'm like, "Fuck you."
791
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,832
Those bikers are bad guys, okay, Dean?
792
00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:23,667
I don't think you understand.
793
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,303
Our focus right now is to get you out of this town, okay?
794
00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:27,804
Scholarship.
795
00:43:27,837 --> 00:43:29,773
We're so close.
796
00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:35,279
Jesus, Dad, slow down.
797
00:43:40,717 --> 00:43:42,919
Fuck, Dad, that fucking reeks!
798
00:43:42,952 --> 00:43:45,322
I had two bananas after that egg sandwich.
799
00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:52,763
'Sup, Gary?
800
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:53,931
Yeah, how's she goin', Dean?
801
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,434
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
802
00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:59,403
I think you're in the wrong dressing room, Chief.
803
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,104
What the fuck are you wearing?
804
00:44:01,137 --> 00:44:02,039
Suck it, Jesse.
805
00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:08,912
Hey! Fuck--
806
00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:10,981
Hey. Double or nothing. What do you say?
807
00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:11,948
Jesse, fuckin' knock it off, man.
808
00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:13,050
Come on, eh?
809
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,687
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,
810
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,688
chug, chug, chug!
811
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:18,422
Let's go.
812
00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:20,190
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
813
00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,458
Come on.
814
00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:23,226
All right. Fucking count 'er off.
815
00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:25,095
Three, two, one.
816
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:31,902
Oh, yeah, Deaner!
817
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:33,437
Yeah!
818
00:44:35,238 --> 00:44:38,175
Good luck out there, you drunk Indian fuck.
819
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,477
Look out, you fuckin' pussy!
820
00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,212
Hey, hey!
821
00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:44,348
That's enough. That's enough! Break it up.
822
00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:49,152
We done now with the bullshit?
823
00:44:49,185 --> 00:44:51,054
Come on. You boys want to win this game or what?
824
00:44:51,087 --> 00:44:52,222
Who wants to go to Nationals?
825
00:44:52,255 --> 00:44:53,323
Fuck, yeah!
826
00:44:53,356 --> 00:44:55,292
All right, all right, then.
827
00:44:56,459 --> 00:44:58,729
Dean, lose the neck chain.
828
00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:01,031
It's not to code.
829
00:45:01,064 --> 00:45:02,399
Fuckin' pussy.
830
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,401
Still cock.
831
00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:06,503
All right, Falcons, let's do it to it!
832
00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:08,205
Come on, boys, let's show some mettle!
833
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:09,840
Go give 'em hell, Deaner.
834
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,744
All right, guys, pull your socks up.
835
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,278
Let's see some hustle out there!
836
00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:18,749
Number four, Dean Murdoch.
837
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:21,418
Number 21, Gary Riemsdyk.
838
00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:24,321
Number 32, Digger Peters.
839
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:27,924
Number 16, Fudge Brown.
840
00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:29,893
Number 12, Ginchy Cook.
841
00:45:29,926 --> 00:45:31,862
And number 47...
842
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,997
Them bikers wanted me to lose on purpose
843
00:45:34,030 --> 00:45:35,999
for their stupid fucking gambling shit,
844
00:45:36,032 --> 00:45:38,135
but I had a lot riding on that game.
845
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:41,004
I was one step away from the big time,
846
00:45:41,037 --> 00:45:43,340
the national fuckin' stage, you know?
847
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,375
That's where all the fucking contracts come from.
848
00:45:45,408 --> 00:45:47,244
That's where the fucking money is.
849
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,247
You know, like that kind of fucking real hockey player money
850
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,082
when you got enough to buy a car
851
00:45:52,115 --> 00:45:54,417
that's so fucking sweet, you can't drive it in winter.
852
00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:55,986
Opening face-off
853
00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:58,355
brought to you by Bullara Six Tobacco.
854
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:00,124
Now you're smokin'!
855
00:46:04,227 --> 00:46:05,496
Attaboy!
856
00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:11,368
Fuck, yeah!
857
00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:16,106
Dean Murdoch with his 27th goal in four games,
858
00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:19,109
setting a new tournament recor.
859
00:46:19,142 --> 00:46:21,378
Let's fucking go!
860
00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:27,050
Did you just say... let's fuck a goat?
861
00:46:33,523 --> 00:46:36,092
Let's go. Sticks and speed, boys.
862
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:39,129
All right, boys, let's see some hustle out there.
863
00:46:39,162 --> 00:46:40,998
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hup, hup!
864
00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:52,843
The fuck, ref, you didn't see that?!
865
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,277
Bench minor, number 4,
866
00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:56,046
two minutes, Falcons, let's go.
867
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,314
Bench fucking minor,
868
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,015
you fat fucking walrus. Fuck you!
869
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:00,550
What, are you drunk? Are you drunk?
870
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,253
Drunk on your mommy's titty milk, you fat fuck!
871
00:47:03,286 --> 00:47:05,522
You're out of here, Deaner! Get the fuck out.
872
00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:08,025
Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out of here?
873
00:47:10,226 --> 00:47:12,128
Look at this fucking guy, come on.
874
00:47:12,161 --> 00:47:13,864
I'm going to fuck your wife.
875
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:14,564
Oh, you are, are you?
876
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:16,399
Get the fuck off!
877
00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:18,068
Bullshit!
878
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,970
Bull shit! Bull shit! Bull shit! Bull shit!
879
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,171
What the fuck are you all looking at?
880
00:47:21,204 --> 00:47:22,939
- Let's go!
881
00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,875
Number four, Dean Murdoch,
882
00:47:24,908 --> 00:47:26,877
five minutes for unsportsmanlike,
883
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:28,478
and a game misconduct.
884
00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:31,314
Bull shit! Bull shit! Bull shit! Bull shit!
885
00:47:31,347 --> 00:47:32,949
A friendly reminder
886
00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:34,484
that unwanted food and beverage items
887
00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:36,987
are to be placed in garbage bis near the exits,
888
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,256
and not thrown onto the ice.
889
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:40,290
Thank you.
890
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,130
Come on, Mule, get in there.
891
00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:50,600
Fuckin' take the shooter.
892
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:08,318
Rage is the most righteous of all deadly sins,
893
00:48:08,351 --> 00:48:11,121
and I was feeling some righteous fucking rage
894
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,222
right about then,
895
00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:14,024
about everything...
896
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:17,227
my fucking parents, my pretend new dead dad,
897
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,595
fucking bikers,
898
00:48:18,628 --> 00:48:22,632
the game, the weather, everything.
899
00:48:22,665 --> 00:48:25,435
It was a fucking rage stew,
900
00:48:25,468 --> 00:48:27,571
and I was just fucking stirring it.
901
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:36,680
Oh, hey, Dean.
902
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,448
Hey, uh, actually, Aunt May,
903
00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:40,083
I was thinking maybe we could, like, take the car out?
904
00:48:40,116 --> 00:48:41,518
Sure, sure.
905
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,219
Uh, it's not why I came here, Kitty, this time.
906
00:48:43,252 --> 00:48:44,287
I just wanted to, you know.
907
00:48:45,288 --> 00:48:47,257
Yeah, um...
908
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:48,625
Dean, hey, like...
909
00:48:52,128 --> 00:48:53,229
We talked about this.
910
00:48:53,262 --> 00:48:54,564
Yeah, I know.
911
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:56,433
I just really need to see May alone.
912
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,034
- Alone? - Right now. Yeah.
913
00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,236
Yeah, no, that's not fucking happening. Okay?
914
00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:01,237
This is exactly what...
915
00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,006
May, can you just stop?
916
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:04,674
Jesus fucking Christ, it's a free country, Kitty.
917
00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:06,409
I can talk to May if I want to.
918
00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,478
No, she's not your fucking friend.
919
00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:09,713
She's my aunt.
920
00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,614
Kitty. It's okay, honey.
921
00:49:11,647 --> 00:49:13,183
We're only going to talk for a minute.
922
00:49:13,216 --> 00:49:15,051
You're only going to talk to for a minute.
923
00:49:15,084 --> 00:49:16,586
Cool. Yeah. You guys are going to get fucking shitfaced,
924
00:49:16,619 --> 00:49:18,188
and then what are you guys going to do together?
925
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:19,255
Start a fucking band, go on a road trip?
926
00:49:19,288 --> 00:49:21,291
Hey, fucking calm down, man.
927
00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:23,426
Like, we're just going to have a fucking conversation.
928
00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:25,061
You don't even understand.
929
00:49:25,094 --> 00:49:26,396
She's the only fucking person that I have,
930
00:49:26,429 --> 00:49:27,697
and you are always trying
931
00:49:27,730 --> 00:49:29,032
to fucking take her away from me.
932
00:49:29,065 --> 00:49:30,367
It's like, fucked up. Fuck you!
933
00:49:32,535 --> 00:49:33,703
Oh, my God.
934
00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:36,039
May? Fuck. May?
935
00:49:36,072 --> 00:49:38,141
Oh, my God!
936
00:49:38,174 --> 00:49:40,610
Fuck! May? Should I touch her?
937
00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:41,644
I don't know. I don't know.
938
00:49:41,677 --> 00:49:42,746
Should I get her a smoke?
939
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,448
May, you got to help me.
940
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:47,751
I don't know what to do. I'm fucked.
941
00:49:49,352 --> 00:49:50,754
Give 'er.
942
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,422
Give us a little bit of room.
943
00:49:52,455 --> 00:49:53,523
All right.
944
00:49:59,762 --> 00:50:01,464
Careful.
945
00:50:01,497 --> 00:50:03,033
Hey, uh, you want me to...
946
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:06,369
Just... leave us alone.
947
00:50:06,402 --> 00:50:08,104
All right.
948
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,541
Aw, fuck.
949
00:50:13,242 --> 00:50:15,512
Seeing May lying there in a crumpled pile,
950
00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:17,280
that was tough, man.
951
00:50:17,313 --> 00:50:18,715
She looked like an abandoned suitcase
952
00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:20,517
left behind by a fucking rubby-doo.
953
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,585
Not cool.
954
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:27,257
My brain was overflowing with teen angst.
955
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,725
I kept thinking...
956
00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:31,428
what would my dead fucking dad do?
957
00:51:10,633 --> 00:51:11,601
Fuck!
958
00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:18,575
What the fuck?
959
00:51:23,279 --> 00:51:24,514
Fuck off!
960
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,455
Pull over, Deaner!
961
00:51:32,488 --> 00:51:33,557
Fuck you!
962
00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:47,104
Aah!
963
00:51:56,679 --> 00:51:57,747
Fuck!
964
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,224
Fuck you, Deaner!
965
00:52:08,257 --> 00:52:09,692
See you on the other side!
966
00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,816
May's car, it got fucke.
967
00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:35,818
Proper fucked.
968
00:52:35,851 --> 00:52:37,654
I'm still paying it off.
969
00:52:40,456 --> 00:52:41,791
Fuck.
970
00:52:51,367 --> 00:52:52,835
The fuck you doing?
971
00:52:52,868 --> 00:52:55,305
That song's a classic.
972
00:53:17,593 --> 00:53:18,962
The fuck?
973
00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:21,831
Move your fucking ass.
974
00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:23,233
Buddy got bad breath.
975
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,604
Welcome to the Deadly Den.
976
00:54:01,637 --> 00:54:03,606
Nobody calls it that, Kevin.
977
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:04,941
It's Moth!
978
00:54:04,974 --> 00:54:06,276
Shut the fuck up.
979
00:54:06,309 --> 00:54:07,977
I'd call it "Satan's Keep."
980
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:10,013
What about you shut the fuck up?
981
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:11,681
Maybe just "The Keep"?
982
00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:26,563
Story time.
983
00:54:28,497 --> 00:54:30,033
Aah!
984
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:43,713
Welcome to my kingdom, Dean...
985
00:54:43,746 --> 00:54:45,315
a kingdom built
986
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:48,518
by bulldozing those who stand in my way.
987
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:51,921
So you work for, like, a demolition company?
988
00:55:00,029 --> 00:55:03,566
We asked you real nice to throw the game, Dean.
989
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:05,735
The next time, I'm gonna hurt you.
990
00:55:05,768 --> 00:55:06,936
Badly.
991
00:55:06,969 --> 00:55:10,073
You almost cost me 10 grand.
992
00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,409
When we tell you to lose, you lose, got it?
993
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:15,812
Fuck off.
994
00:55:19,615 --> 00:55:20,884
Goodbye, Dean.
995
00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:23,653
Dean, Dean.
996
00:55:23,686 --> 00:55:24,620
Hey.
997
00:55:27,156 --> 00:55:29,459
Come here.
998
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,095
Dack here, I mean, Coach Turner, that is, is here
999
00:55:32,128 --> 00:55:33,129
to talk to you about college.
1000
00:55:33,162 --> 00:55:34,597
Ain't that right, Coach?
1001
00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:36,666
Dean Murdoch.
1002
00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:38,901
Hell of an athlete.
1003
00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:43,072
You can step over into something new,
1004
00:55:43,105 --> 00:55:45,975
someplace where you'll never have to walk again,
1005
00:55:46,008 --> 00:55:49,479
because I'm gonna teach you to fly.
1006
00:55:51,814 --> 00:55:56,986
Four years paid study and a shot at a national title
1007
00:55:57,019 --> 00:56:00,523
with you on the team, book it!
1008
00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:03,026
Per diem paid in advance.
1009
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,929
Well, you got any Indians on that team?
1010
00:56:06,962 --> 00:56:07,897
No.
1011
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,132
I'm proud to say
1012
00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:12,668
that we have... an unspoken policy
1013
00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:14,104
to keep things...
1014
00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,674
clean, as they say.
1015
00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:27,183
He'll be back.
1016
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:29,119
Probably just gotta... take a shit.
1017
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,121
Hmm.
1018
00:56:32,154 --> 00:56:33,890
I get you another one, Dack?
1019
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:38,761
This is what we've been working towards your whole life.
1020
00:56:38,794 --> 00:56:41,664
Okay? This is your shot, Dean.
1021
00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:43,400
It might not come again.
1022
00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:47,904
You heard what that guy said.
1023
00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:50,006
He's a racist piece of shit!
1024
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,809
Listen, you can be who you are.
1025
00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:54,644
Okay?
1026
00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:57,981
You just don't always have to show who you are. Right?
1027
00:56:59,548 --> 00:57:01,751
Look, leave the costume stuff at home.
1028
00:57:01,784 --> 00:57:03,553
You can wear it at Christmas.
1029
00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:09,793
This is what you want?
1030
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:12,695
This is what you want.
1031
00:57:14,930 --> 00:57:16,499
This is what you fucking want!
1032
00:57:37,853 --> 00:57:38,921
Dean!
1033
00:57:38,954 --> 00:57:40,190
Fuck, is that Tang?
1034
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:44,794
Shh, shh, shh.
1035
00:57:44,827 --> 00:57:46,796
Fuck, yeah, man, bottoms up.
1036
00:57:50,099 --> 00:57:52,001
Oh, fuck, I'm feeling good, man!
1037
00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:54,937
What's with the frowny town, man?
1038
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:58,174
Fucking Kitty is looking fucking hot tonight, man.
1039
00:57:58,207 --> 00:58:00,209
- Where is she? - Right fucking there, man.
1040
00:58:13,956 --> 00:58:17,260
All right, Haylen High. Let's slow it down a notch.
1041
00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:23,833
I fucking missed you, Kit.
1042
00:58:26,802 --> 00:58:27,871
I missed you too.
1043
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,975
Hey, stay away from the punch bowl.
1044
00:58:33,008 --> 00:58:34,944
Gary, he put something in it.
1045
00:58:34,977 --> 00:58:36,646
Like, he fucked it?
1046
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,781
No, he didn't fuck it, but she's fucked.
1047
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:40,950
So gross.
1048
00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:53,062
Kitty...
1049
00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:58,834
We want to just fucking...
1050
00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:01,671
quit hockey, quit school,
1051
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,239
leave this fucking town tonight?
1052
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:08,044
Oh, my God. Are you being serious?
1053
00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:09,245
You're joking, right?
1054
00:59:09,278 --> 00:59:10,746
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1055
00:59:10,779 --> 00:59:12,248
Stupid joke. Yeah.
1056
00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:13,282
Why would you say that?
1057
00:59:13,315 --> 00:59:14,817
Just fucking around.
1058
00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:16,719
Okay.
1059
00:59:18,988 --> 00:59:20,089
Okay.
1060
00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:34,670
Hands!
1061
00:59:34,703 --> 00:59:37,039
- Oh, fuck!
1062
00:59:37,072 --> 00:59:39,842
Oh, Principal Gil, what the fuck?
1063
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:43,112
Oh, God damn it!
1064
00:59:51,987 --> 00:59:53,889
Kitty was my first true love.
1065
00:59:53,922 --> 00:59:56,826
She was like a fuckin' sexy haystack,
1066
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:59,762
but I needed to get the fuck out of Haylen.
1067
01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:08,037
I had to metal my way out of town,
1068
01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,405
because the metal part of my personality,
1069
01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:11,007
I fucking realized,
1070
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,075
was like this on the fucking pie graph,
1071
01:00:13,108 --> 01:00:14,977
and the non-metal part of my personality
1072
01:00:15,010 --> 01:00:17,246
was this, a tiny little fucking diddle.
1073
01:00:26,855 --> 01:00:28,824
I wasn't running away from something.
1074
01:00:28,857 --> 01:00:30,426
I was running towards it...
1075
01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,094
heavy metal.
1076
01:00:32,127 --> 01:00:34,230
Fuckin' Murray Messier.
1077
01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:35,998
My destiny.
1078
01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:40,229
The fuck?!
1079
01:01:40,262 --> 01:01:42,331
So I brought some food for if we get hungry,
1080
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:43,332
and a lighter to make a fire.
1081
01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:45,101
What are you doing here?
1082
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,769
I'm going with you.
1083
01:01:46,802 --> 01:01:48,170
We're going to meet our people.
1084
01:01:48,203 --> 01:01:52,208
Christ Almighty, you're as fucking crazy as I am.
1085
01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:54,177
But you can't come with me, Jen.
1086
01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:56,512
Sit here.
1087
01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:58,748
My bus leaves in 10 minutes. Okay?
1088
01:01:58,781 --> 01:02:00,149
I'm calling Dad.
1089
01:02:00,182 --> 01:02:02,351
Don't fuckin' move.
1090
01:02:02,384 --> 01:02:03,252
Okay.
1091
01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:06,789
My little sister, Jen,
1092
01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,190
showed up at the fucking bus station
1093
01:02:08,223 --> 01:02:09,525
like a fucking rez dog.
1094
01:02:09,558 --> 01:02:11,293
She had my scent, right?
1095
01:02:11,326 --> 01:02:12,995
I was off on the fucking hunt,
1096
01:02:13,028 --> 01:02:14,830
and she's like "Oh, me too, woop, woop, woop,"
1097
01:02:14,863 --> 01:02:17,199
fucking yapping around my fucking ankles.
1098
01:02:17,232 --> 01:02:18,968
But, you know, rez dogs,
1099
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,336
like the fucking look they give you in their eyes
1100
01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:22,872
when they're fucking tender and all sweet,
1101
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:24,240
and you're just like,
1102
01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:26,442
"Aw, fuck! Come on, you little scamp."
1103
01:02:26,475 --> 01:02:28,344
I'm at the bus station with Jen,
1104
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:31,447
and you've got to come get her, and I'm going to keep going...
1105
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,382
Dean, what the shit are you talking about?
1106
01:02:33,415 --> 01:02:35,818
I'm sorry about the scholarship thing,
1107
01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:40,256
but, uh... just tell Dack...
1108
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,858
you know what, fuck Dack.
1109
01:02:42,991 --> 01:02:44,460
Fuck, I gotta go.
1110
01:02:46,328 --> 01:02:47,296
You kidding me?
1111
01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:59,375
Get off the fucking bus.
1112
01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:00,543
You're not coming to Calgary with me.
1113
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:01,944
It's not fucking complicated.
1114
01:03:03,445 --> 01:03:06,115
I'm not getting off the bus.
1115
01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:07,850
Get down! Get down!
1116
01:03:07,883 --> 01:03:09,919
Dean, you're crushing my rib! What's the matter?
1117
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:12,822
Got a bit of a fuckin' biker problem. Fuck!
1118
01:03:15,023 --> 01:03:16,525
Closing the door.
1119
01:03:16,558 --> 01:03:18,027
Destination: Calgary.
1120
01:03:21,096 --> 01:03:24,033
Man, that guy just won't fucking go away.
1121
01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:26,068
It's like when your get dog shit in your hair.
1122
01:03:42,217 --> 01:03:43,219
Mirna?
1123
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:46,489
Dean?
1124
01:03:49,124 --> 01:03:50,960
Rid the devil
1125
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:54,163
from this crudely assembled body of Dean we have before us.
1126
01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:55,865
Uh... Mirna?
1127
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,300
I thought it couldn't hurt.
1128
01:03:59,401 --> 01:04:02,471
Such is the Father, such is the Son,
1129
01:04:02,504 --> 01:04:04,540
such is the Holy Ghost.
1130
01:04:04,573 --> 01:04:06,309
How much did this shit cost?
1131
01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:09,044
$120?
1132
01:04:09,077 --> 01:04:11,046
120 fucking dollars?
1133
01:04:11,079 --> 01:04:12,548
Are you kidding me, honey?
1134
01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:14,149
We can't be spending money on bullshit like...
1135
01:04:14,182 --> 01:04:15,885
eh, eh, eh! Come here, you Bible beater.
1136
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:18,153
Give me that holy water. I paid for it, didn't I?
1137
01:04:18,186 --> 01:04:21,123
Give you a fucking smack, you wacky prick, ya.
1138
01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,995
Oh, look at that.
1139
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,430
Yeah, that's pure, eh?
1140
01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:30,099
What's wrong?
1141
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,169
I know it's foolish. I... I'm the fool.
1142
01:04:34,202 --> 01:04:36,038
I just... I feel guilty,
1143
01:04:36,071 --> 01:04:37,172
like... like we did something wrong,
1144
01:04:37,205 --> 01:04:39,074
like we failed them somehow.
1145
01:04:39,107 --> 01:04:42,278
What? No. What? Are you kidding?
1146
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:44,647
No, Mirna, you're the best mom a kid could ask for.
1147
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,415
It's why I married you.
1148
01:04:46,448 --> 01:04:48,284
Look, we did everything that the government asked.
1149
01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:51,287
We just got a couple of bum kids, you know?
1150
01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:57,259
Fuck the government.
1151
01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:02,698
Oh, that's good.
1152
01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:04,467
Yeah, that's the good stuff, eh?
1153
01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,603
Hey, you said you brought some food, right?
1154
01:05:07,636 --> 01:05:08,537
Mm-hmm.
1155
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,572
Let's fucking get to it!
1156
01:05:10,605 --> 01:05:12,141
I'm starving.
1157
01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:15,611
Come on.
1158
01:05:15,644 --> 01:05:16,679
- Oh, fuck.
1159
01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:20,115
Oh, that did not sound good!
1160
01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:22,318
Oh, fucking smells good, though.
1161
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,687
Ooh! Cheesy.
1162
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,155
Come on, let's get in there.
1163
01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:28,190
Ah! Hey, hey, Dean!
1164
01:05:28,223 --> 01:05:30,259
It's fucking broken glass. No!
1165
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:32,161
- I can work around it. - Get out! No!
1166
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,729
Stop.
1167
01:05:33,762 --> 01:05:35,431
Fucking stupid.
1168
01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:38,701
Ah, tiny little shard.
1169
01:05:38,734 --> 01:05:40,336
Dean, check this out.
1170
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:42,137
There were once 50 million buffalo
1171
01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:43,339
roaming the prairie.
1172
01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:44,974
That is pretty cool,
1173
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,041
all that history of your people and stuff.
1174
01:05:46,074 --> 01:05:49,011
Like, I'm just a half-breed.
1175
01:05:49,044 --> 01:05:50,346
The Métis are pretty rad, Dean.
1176
01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:52,681
Like, they had their own language,
1177
01:05:52,714 --> 01:05:56,018
they were famous for, like, trapping, fiddling,
1178
01:05:56,051 --> 01:05:59,388
and, like, hey, they rebelled against the government.
1179
01:05:59,421 --> 01:06:01,023
Oh, yeah.
1180
01:06:01,056 --> 01:06:02,458
Rebels and diddlers, eh?
1181
01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:04,727
That actually fucking make sense.
1182
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,195
It actually took me a little while
1183
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,696
to get into my Métis roots,
1184
01:06:07,729 --> 01:06:10,199
to really fucking dig into it.
1185
01:06:10,232 --> 01:06:12,034
Like Louis Riel is fucking cool, man.
1186
01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:14,603
The rebellion, 1869, all that stuff.
1187
01:06:14,636 --> 01:06:17,506
I mean, '69 is big for everybody,
1188
01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:20,142
but 1869 is a big year for us.
1189
01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:43,732
You're pissed, aren't you?
1190
01:06:43,765 --> 01:06:45,634
Come on. It was hangman.
1191
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,736
Whatever.
1192
01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:50,139
For the record, "twat" isn't a place.
1193
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:51,573
It's a thing.
1194
01:06:51,606 --> 01:06:54,476
For the record, it's a place and a thing...
1195
01:06:54,509 --> 01:06:56,378
like heaven.
1196
01:06:58,246 --> 01:07:00,249
Fuck! Get down! Get down!
1197
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:01,183
Shit!
1198
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,687
Let's go! Let's go! Come on, let's go!
1199
01:07:07,722 --> 01:07:09,158
Fuck!
1200
01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:34,483
This is not a good idea!
1201
01:07:34,516 --> 01:07:36,752
Get in the driver's seat, you fucking pussy! Come on!
1202
01:07:38,253 --> 01:07:40,089
So many fuckin' toggles.
1203
01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:46,328
Should we do this?
1204
01:07:46,361 --> 01:07:47,863
Fuck, yeah!
1205
01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:50,265
Whoo!
1206
01:07:59,374 --> 01:08:00,709
Things were finally going my way.
1207
01:08:00,742 --> 01:08:03,545
I was headed to see fucking Dokken,
1208
01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:07,349
and I just stole 32 suitcases full of mostly clean underwear.
1209
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:16,225
Driving the old coach is actually pretty deadly, man.
1210
01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:17,259
Like, listen to that fuckin'...
1211
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,828
Driving this big-ass tin can around.
1212
01:08:19,861 --> 01:08:21,197
Like, really, it's pretty cool.
1213
01:08:25,233 --> 01:08:26,802
Uh, 6-1-6, report your destination?
1214
01:08:26,835 --> 01:08:29,238
Dean, that's fucking us.
1215
01:08:32,707 --> 01:08:35,210
What the fuck?! Gun it!
1216
01:08:44,252 --> 01:08:46,489
- Fuck you, coppers! - Shit!
1217
01:08:52,794 --> 01:08:54,196
Dean, Dean, they're right there.
1218
01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:55,564
- Should I stop? - Fuck!
1219
01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:02,338
Head for the trees!
1220
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,743
We'll jump! We'll lose them in the forest.
1221
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,511
I'm going to open this fucking door,
1222
01:09:09,544 --> 01:09:10,813
and we fucking give 'er!
1223
01:09:21,890 --> 01:09:22,724
One, two...
1224
01:09:22,757 --> 01:09:24,393
Aah!
1225
01:09:27,762 --> 01:09:29,165
Jen!
1226
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:40,876
Get off the bus.
1227
01:09:40,909 --> 01:09:42,277
Get off the fucking bus!
1228
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:45,347
Where's your boyfriend?
1229
01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:46,348
Fuck you.
1230
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:50,986
Aw, fuck.
1231
01:09:51,019 --> 01:09:53,255
What she did that day...
1232
01:09:53,288 --> 01:09:55,757
it's the fucking most metal thing ever.
1233
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,726
Changed my fucking life.
1234
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:02,825
Hands up! Check around back!
1235
01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:53,842
Hey, hey, hey. What the fuck, buddy?
1236
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,546
Asshole.
1237
01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:05,020
Fuck this chain.
1238
01:12:23,571 --> 01:12:24,740
Aah!
1239
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,722
And it was on that day
1240
01:12:40,755 --> 01:12:42,791
that the boy who looked like a man
1241
01:12:42,824 --> 01:12:44,760
finally became a man.
1242
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:46,928
Whoo!
1243
01:12:56,504 --> 01:12:57,840
I just want to make sure we get good seats.
1244
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:02,811
Come on in, ladies.
1245
01:13:04,679 --> 01:13:07,416
Hey, man, I'm ready to do some rokken with Dokken!
1246
01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:08,950
Hee hee hoo!
1247
01:13:10,485 --> 01:13:12,921
Oh, fucking crazy fuckin' story.
1248
01:13:12,954 --> 01:13:14,956
I was fucking on this bus, and I fucking flew out,
1249
01:13:14,989 --> 01:13:17,025
and I, like, lost all my shit, and my wallet,
1250
01:13:17,058 --> 01:13:19,194
but I got my fucking ticket, man!
1251
01:13:19,227 --> 01:13:20,729
Get out of here, you fuckin' skid.
1252
01:13:20,762 --> 01:13:21,730
Get the fuck out of here.
1253
01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:22,631
Hey!
1254
01:13:23,131 --> 01:13:24,132
I don't think so.
1255
01:13:24,165 --> 01:13:25,000
Hey, hey, hey!
1256
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:29,838
Fuck you, man.
1257
01:13:42,517 --> 01:13:44,153
Hey, kid. Got a light?
1258
01:13:49,157 --> 01:13:50,459
Sick flame, dude. Thank you.
1259
01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:58,066
You're Jeff Pilson, bass player for Dokken!
1260
01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,568
No way!
1261
01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:01,703
Yeah.
1262
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:06,975
You're underage.
1263
01:14:07,008 --> 01:14:09,144
No, I'm not.
1264
01:14:09,177 --> 01:14:11,179
Yeah, and I'm not an alcoholic.
1265
01:14:11,212 --> 01:14:13,849
Hey, I got a fucking ticket, man!
1266
01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:16,918
The fucking bouncer out front, he was just...
1267
01:14:16,951 --> 01:14:19,688
I'm lost behind the wall, man.
1268
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:22,123
Okay, tell you what, kid.
1269
01:14:22,156 --> 01:14:25,794
You promise not to drink, and I'll let you in,
1270
01:14:25,827 --> 01:14:26,728
but you've gotta buy some merch.
1271
01:14:26,761 --> 01:14:27,596
Let's go.
1272
01:14:31,232 --> 01:14:33,201
Hey, man. He is with me.
1273
01:14:33,234 --> 01:14:35,204
He's cool. He's cool.
1274
01:14:36,571 --> 01:14:37,239
Here's my ticket.
1275
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,187
Hey, where's the stage at, man?
1276
01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:53,622
That way.
1277
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,533
Whoo! Whoo!
1278
01:15:06,701 --> 01:15:08,670
Fuckin' rokken with Dokken!
1279
01:15:10,872 --> 01:15:12,541
Stage that way, buddy?
1280
01:15:20,248 --> 01:15:22,317
So there I was at my dead dad's metal concert,
1281
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:24,152
wearing his jacket,
1282
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,788
wondering which one of these babes is my mom.
1283
01:15:26,821 --> 01:15:31,126
I just kept thinking... this is fuckin' deadly.
1284
01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:34,930
They were chanting Dokken! Dokken!
1285
01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:39,200
but I swear I heard them say Deaner! Deaner!
1286
01:15:41,135 --> 01:15:42,971
The sound of metal,
1287
01:15:43,004 --> 01:15:45,073
it was fucking calling to me.
1288
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:06,895
Your night just got worse, snitch.
1289
01:16:06,928 --> 01:16:08,330
What the fuck are you doing here?
1290
01:16:08,363 --> 01:16:10,098
You know what I've done to rats?
1291
01:16:10,131 --> 01:16:11,299
There a problem here?
1292
01:16:11,332 --> 01:16:13,168
This ain't your business, Chief.
1293
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:15,103
Step aside.
1294
01:16:16,037 --> 01:16:17,573
Aah!
1295
01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,113
You okay, my man?
1296
01:16:25,146 --> 01:16:27,048
Yeah.
1297
01:16:27,081 --> 01:16:28,149
Thanks for stepping in.
1298
01:16:28,182 --> 01:16:29,918
How did you do that?
1299
01:16:29,951 --> 01:16:31,386
Vyay otay tayhkay.
1300
01:16:31,419 --> 01:16:33,221
What does that mean?
1301
01:16:33,254 --> 01:16:35,056
It means "old way" in Michif.
1302
01:16:35,089 --> 01:16:37,325
It's a rough road out there.
1303
01:16:37,358 --> 01:16:39,394
We gotta stick together.
1304
01:16:39,427 --> 01:16:41,129
Métis power, my man.
1305
01:16:42,296 --> 01:16:43,599
How did you know?
1306
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,869
We always know.
1307
01:16:50,304 --> 01:16:52,240
Aah! The patch!
1308
01:16:52,273 --> 01:16:54,109
Aah, the fucking patch!
1309
01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:55,844
- My man, I'm Deaner! - Hey, I'm Casey!
1310
01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:57,946
Hey, fuckin' rights, man!
1311
01:16:57,979 --> 01:16:59,381
Fuckin' Dokken!
1312
01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,884
Whoo!
1313
01:17:02,917 --> 01:17:04,853
Fuckin' Dokken!
1314
01:17:04,886 --> 01:17:06,989
Yaah! Whoo!
1315
01:17:09,323 --> 01:17:10,792
Whoo!
1316
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,963
I'm going to go to the front, man! Yeah!
1317
01:17:14,996 --> 01:17:16,965
Breakin' the Chains!
1318
01:17:20,234 --> 01:17:23,772
Dokken, Dokken, Dokken!
1319
01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,340
Whoo-hoo!
1320
01:17:29,977 --> 01:17:31,279
Yeah!
1321
01:18:32,006 --> 01:18:33,408
I wish that after that night,
1322
01:18:33,441 --> 01:18:35,243
I could say that I got discovered,
1323
01:18:35,276 --> 01:18:38,012
dug into my Métis roots,
1324
01:18:38,045 --> 01:18:39,380
but that's not really how she fucking went down.
1325
01:18:43,951 --> 01:18:48,923
Absolutely unbelievable to have Dean "Deaner" Murdoch
1326
01:18:48,956 --> 01:18:50,892
in the house. Deaner!
1327
01:18:50,925 --> 01:18:52,393
How you doing, man? Good to have you, bro!
1328
01:18:52,426 --> 01:18:54,028
I mean, for a while there,
1329
01:18:54,061 --> 01:18:56,030
I was actually kind of fucking famous,
1330
01:18:56,063 --> 01:18:57,532
but it was basically for being a broke fucking party animal,
1331
01:18:57,565 --> 01:18:59,300
which is great,
1332
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:02,070
but that's not really a fucking career...
1333
01:19:02,103 --> 01:19:03,872
not unless you're Australian.
1334
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:06,975
As they say in France, boner appétit.
1335
01:19:07,008 --> 01:19:08,543
Don't get me wrong, I fucking tried.
1336
01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:10,512
Over the years, I gave 'er in tons of bands...
1337
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:12,213
Risk of Electric Shark,
1338
01:19:12,246 --> 01:19:14,048
Jon Karry Suede Band,
1339
01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:15,016
Tight Country,
1340
01:19:15,049 --> 01:19:16,785
all kinds of shit.
1341
01:19:20,454 --> 01:19:22,190
But fame
1342
01:19:22,223 --> 01:19:23,992
and actually making a fucking dollar out of music
1343
01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:25,894
proved pretty fucking challenging.
1344
01:19:28,229 --> 01:19:31,266
I realized that I was living like a caged animal.
1345
01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:32,834
You know, I had to break the mold
1346
01:19:32,867 --> 01:19:35,937
of the Deaner that everybody expected.
1347
01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:39,040
So I asked myself, "Who's the real fucking Deaner"
1348
01:19:42,109 --> 01:19:43,912
And it was right then,
1349
01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,247
30 years after my dead dad crashed in
1350
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,249
and changed my life forever,
1351
01:19:48,282 --> 01:19:50,385
I had a revelation...
1352
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,422
one that would make me a millionaire.
1353
01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:03,598
I remembered that I was Métis, a deadly mix of old and new.
1354
01:20:03,631 --> 01:20:06,067
I took the fucking Métis fiddle
1355
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:08,436
and I mixed it with the Warlock bass,
1356
01:20:08,469 --> 01:20:11,172
and I made fuckin' magic.
1357
01:20:11,205 --> 01:20:14,175
What kind of music was it?
1358
01:20:14,208 --> 01:20:16,411
Imagine like a thousand angels in one ear
1359
01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,346
and a thousand devils in the other,
1360
01:20:18,379 --> 01:20:21,249
and they're both just singing the most deadly fucking music,
1361
01:20:21,282 --> 01:20:23,284
and it's like "Waah!" "Ehhh!"
1362
01:20:23,317 --> 01:20:25,320
It's a lot of sounds, um, very...
1363
01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:26,321
- Experimental. - Yeah.
1364
01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:28,122
- Exploratory. - Yeah.
1365
01:20:28,155 --> 01:20:31,092
Um, "noise," I think, would be the best word for it.
1366
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:37,599
It takes a minute for it to kick in, but...
1367
01:20:40,568 --> 01:20:42,937
Oh, yeah.
1368
01:20:42,970 --> 01:20:43,572
I'll just fuckin' play it for ya.
1369
01:20:50,411 --> 01:20:52,914
Turns out some Japanese band was like,
1370
01:20:52,947 --> 01:20:54,949
oh, this is fucking deadly.
1371
01:20:54,982 --> 01:20:56,017
They put it on their album.
1372
01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:57,418
Their album does numbers,
1373
01:20:57,451 --> 01:21:00,989
and all of a sudden, Deaner's fucking loaded.
1374
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:04,226
Three million albums, they fuckin' sold.
1375
01:21:06,127 --> 01:21:07,562
It's kinda funny, though, eh?
1376
01:21:07,595 --> 01:21:09,197
None of this would have ever happened
1377
01:21:09,230 --> 01:21:10,665
if it wasn't for my metalhead dad.
1378
01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:13,134
That fucking guy.
1379
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,069
I never did learn much about him,
1380
01:21:15,102 --> 01:21:16,437
but remember that biker dude?
1381
01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:18,139
Turns out he's my old man's cousin.
1382
01:21:18,172 --> 01:21:20,208
Small fucking world.
1383
01:21:20,241 --> 01:21:22,610
I got sent to jail in '89,
1384
01:21:22,643 --> 01:21:25,413
hung out with these other Indians.
1385
01:21:25,446 --> 01:21:28,583
An Elder in there believed in me.
1386
01:21:28,616 --> 01:21:33,388
Never would have met that guy if it wasn't for Dean Murdoch.
1387
01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,924
I mean, shit, look at Dean, huh?
1388
01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:38,226
Turned everything around.
1389
01:21:38,259 --> 01:21:40,461
I ain't the only one who's kickin' fucking ass.
1390
01:21:40,494 --> 01:21:41,629
Let's show some hustle.
1391
01:21:41,662 --> 01:21:44,132
Glen stopped drinking.
1392
01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:45,667
Yeah, he quit his job at the steel mill,
1393
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:49,203
and now he's a pro coach in the BJHL.
1394
01:21:49,236 --> 01:21:51,572
He and Mirna are still givin' 'er.
1395
01:21:51,605 --> 01:21:53,141
Crank 'er up!
1396
01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:54,943
May gave Jen her sweet bass,
1397
01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:57,378
and she started a band called JenaRation X,
1398
01:21:57,411 --> 01:21:59,314
and she done way better than any of my bands,
1399
01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:01,516
which is cool...
1400
01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:04,619
and also kinda fucking annoyin.
1401
01:22:06,354 --> 01:22:09,223
As for Kitty, well, she's doing pretty good too.
1402
01:22:09,256 --> 01:22:11,359
She started a used liquor and clothing store
1403
01:22:11,392 --> 01:22:12,393
back in Haylen
1404
01:22:12,426 --> 01:22:14,228
called Denim & Venom,
1405
01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:16,397
and now they got locations in every major city.
1406
01:22:16,430 --> 01:22:18,099
Fucking deadly.
1407
01:22:18,132 --> 01:22:20,435
I guess I always knew that he would make it,
1408
01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:22,437
and I'm really happy for him,
1409
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:26,374
but what he does with his money, my God, it is...
1410
01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:27,275
- Questionable. - Questionable.
1411
01:22:27,308 --> 01:22:28,543
To say the least.
1412
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,045
This is the star of the show,
1413
01:22:31,078 --> 01:22:33,715
an actual shard of the sword of Excalibur,
1414
01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:35,350
the one from the fucking lake.
1415
01:22:35,383 --> 01:22:37,318
Encourage you to take a look over this way.
1416
01:22:37,351 --> 01:22:39,554
We got Cujo's tooth.
1417
01:22:39,587 --> 01:22:41,122
Eddie Van Halen's hair follicles.
1418
01:22:41,155 --> 01:22:42,490
I was going to make it into a bracelet,
1419
01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:44,726
but that's cultural appropriation,
1420
01:22:44,759 --> 01:22:46,427
and Rob Halford's codpiece.
1421
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:47,762
You can still kind of see
1422
01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:49,364
the sweat stains along the outside here.
1423
01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:50,365
17 grand...
1424
01:22:50,398 --> 01:22:52,233
450,000...
1425
01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,701
1.2 mill...
1426
01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:55,203
I'm not good at math,
1427
01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:57,038
but that's in the $5 million range...
1428
01:22:57,071 --> 01:22:58,773
Just this side of my house.
1429
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,479
Uh, who is that?
1430
01:23:04,512 --> 01:23:06,547
Oh, it's my roommate.
1431
01:23:06,580 --> 01:23:09,350
Fucking mansions are expensive these days.
1432
01:23:09,383 --> 01:23:12,453
So, Dean, that's your story.
1433
01:23:12,486 --> 01:23:13,588
Anything you want to add?
1434
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:20,261
You're never too old to start fucking givin' 'er.
1435
01:23:20,294 --> 01:23:21,696
Oww!
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