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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Yeah, the light's better
right there. Now kiss me.
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Well, no, not like that.
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You're not going off to war.
Just a-a sweet, gentle peck.
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Mm. Okay, wait. Wait.
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I've, uh, I've never hated
anything this much.
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We gotta get
their attention. Cough.
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Not in my face, dude.
Turn your head and cough.
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Ooh, Ellie and I play
that game.
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She wears a surgical mask
and nothing else.
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Andy, boundaries.
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Have you told these guys
you two are hooking up yet?
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Great. Now you look.
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Come on.
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I know
this is huge, so let's hear it.
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I thought you guys were already dating.
Well, Smith, in a few minutes,
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I'm giving out
the "who invited you?" award,
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And you oughta get your speech ready.
Sorry, Jules, but you're not in a relationship yet.
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It has to last at least nine
days before I consider it real.
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It's the same rule that I have
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For hair extensions or foster parents.
Your rules are--
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Ah, sweetie.
This is Jules' time.
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But I have to let it out.
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Whisper what you were gonna SA
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Really?
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Trav, me and Grayson--
thoughts? Feelings?
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Whatever makes you happy.
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Hey, new dad,
you give me 20 bucks,
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I'll never call you
"new dad" again.
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Winner.
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Thank you. See you, mom.
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I love you, new dad.
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That feels right.
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That is the longest, meanest thing I've ever heard.
No, I'm not done yet.
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Come on.
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It'd be more romantic if you ran
your fingers through my hair.
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Yeah, it would be.
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She's not going for it, buddy.
I wonder why, dad.
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What?
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Today's special for us.
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It is?
It's our 7-month anniversary.
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You screwed
the pooch, trav-y.
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Seven months is a big one.
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Is it, dad? I don't know.
I'm just talking.
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Hey, is there any more of that fancy salami left?
I just ate the last piece.
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Oh, man. I wish
I could be your mouth.
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Dad, mnh-mnh,
mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.
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Look, your house is great,
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But do you ever think
we could sleep over here?
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No.
When I'm in your bedroom,
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I feel like balloons are gonna
start falling from the ceiling,
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Like I'm
the "millionth customer." eee.
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That's funny.
I should rig that up.
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No, you really shouldn't.
Jules, in a relationship--
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Oh, w-w-w-w-wait.
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If you're gonna start
pontificating
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About relationships,
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I'm gonna have to record this
on my phone.
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'cause I guarantee you,
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This will come back
to bite you on the ass.
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I ain't scurred.
Mm-hmm.
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Jules, in a relationship,
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Sometimes you have to do
things you don't want to do.
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It's part of being a couple.
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That's a good one.
Okay.
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You know, I can't believe that
no one cared that we're dating.
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What?
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Did you tell... Everyone?
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Bobby.
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Bobby!
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Bobby.
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Bob-by.
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Bobby?
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Dad.
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Bobby!
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Bobby!
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Bobby!
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What's up?
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Nothing. Sometimes I just like
to say your name out loud.
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Me, too.
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But I whisper it.
Bobby.
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We all just forgot to tell him.
It's nobody's fault.
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It feels like your fault.
Let me have this, trav.
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I let you have "girls dig
guys with skinny arms."
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That's private. This is gonna crush Bobby.
He still carries a torch for you.
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Plus, Grayson is his second best friend.
Who's his first best?
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I will fight you right here.
Why does our baby keep saying "bobby"?
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Bobby. Bobby.
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Bobby. Bobby.
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Who knows why babies do things?
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Okay, so who do we think
should tell him?
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You.
You, for sure.
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I don't want
to break his heart again.
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Maybe Andy should tell him.
You are his best friend.
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That's right, bitch.
Or Grayson. 'cause you're not only his friend,
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But you're also the one doing
filthy things to his ex.
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Still here, just in case
you were wondering.
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What are you doing?
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So skinny. They're like.
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Yeah.
Aw!
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Okay, we know it's gotta be one
of the three of us, so I think
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There's only one thing
that we can do to solve this.
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Ultimate Penny can.
This is how it works--
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Ellie is gonna ask a question
about Bobby.
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You get it right,
you move a step closer.
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Last player left
has to drop the bomb on Bobby.
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Let's begin.
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Grayson, what's been Bobby's
favorite beach activity
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Since he was 4?
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I just met him, like,
six months ago--
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Incorrect. Jules?
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He loves to feed the seagulls
at the beach
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Because it makes him
feel like a bird God.
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Wrong! He used to love
to do that
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Until he tried to share
a hot dog with one,
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And it ain't ate the whole t.
Very selfish. Oh, that's right.
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His new favorite beach activity
is being buried in the sand
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'cause he likes to imagine
himself being just a head.
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Correct.
Ah, thank you.
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This could be trouble for us.
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A Cheeto shaped like
Bruce Willis.
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Francis bacon,
because it sounds delicious.
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Boz scaggs.
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Uncircumcised.
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J.C.
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The Hispanic mechanic.
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Tolstoy.
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Penny can!
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Boom! Best friend out.
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Damn it!
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Oh, sweetie.
I gotta go meet Kylie.
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Can you believe all
this attitude she's giving me
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About forgetting
a 7-month anniversary?
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It depends. Has she ever let you
see her completely naked?
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For, like, eight seconds.
We were changing to go swimming.
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What up?
Then just go take your lumps and move on.
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Or I could tell her
how ridiculous she's being.
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Trav, I know that Kylie is
a sweet, innocent little flower,
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But if you go at her,
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She will take off that sweet,
little mask, and you will see...
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Don't ever do that again.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
show you the mouth. Ready?
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How did Bobby's Uncle Ricky
lose his Ne?
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Dynamite fishing.
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Correct!
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Yes!
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The fact that I am still
standing back here should prove
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That I'm not the right person
to tell Bobby about anything!
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Whiny baby, say "what?"
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What?
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Game over, sucka!
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Dagnabbit!
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About what "star wars" character
has Bobby always said,
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"if you throw a skirt on one
of those furry little things,
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I would totally hit that"?
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Ah, the hell with this.
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Oh ho ho! Penny can!
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No! I knew that one!
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An ewok!
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He wants to make love
to an ewok!
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Surprise.
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Hey, I can't believe
you're at my place.
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How much snooping
have you done?
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Your hipster wool hat
collection?
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Really?
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We're in Florida.
Don't be that guy.
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Sometimes they look cool.
On planet douche-Alon.
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Lovely. Okay, so how did
your, uh, talk with Bobby go?
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Oh, so great,
except that it didn't happen.
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You see, I was hoping
that maybe tomorrow
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We could do it together.
No way in hell.
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Jules, in a relationship,
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Sometimes you have to do thingsyou don't want to do.
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It's part of being a couple.
That's taken out of context.
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Yore so in.
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Look at me. I'm Grayson.
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What is she doing here?
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Ellie used to be a deejay,
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And, uh, she happened to give you a
little remix here.
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Jules, sometimes in a relationship...
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Jules, in-your-face dance.
I don't know that one.
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It's just the running man. Come on. *
Being a couple, being a couple ?/i>
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* being a--being a--
being a--being a-- */i>
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Being a couple *
/i> okay, Grayson, we're not staying here.
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Go get your p.J.S. We're going to my house.
Stupid relationship.
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* you have to do things
you don't want to do */i>
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* you don't want to do, Jules,
Jules, Jules, Jules, Jules */i>
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You have--you have--
you have to do things */i>
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* you don't want to do, do, do,
it's part of being a couple */i>
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Here's your beer, buddy.
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You know what really sucked
about hanging out with Travis?
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He was with Kylie,
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And I could really sense
that they didn't want me there.
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You know, I have a radar for
stuff like that. Do you now?
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Yeah.
You want a tug of my beer?
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Why not?
Put it in my hand.
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Bob-by.
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No way! It worked.
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What worked?
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Andy?
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You want a cappuccino?
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You're a jerk.
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How about a frappuccino?
Look, you cannot still be mad.
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A 7-month anniversary?
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It's a lite ridiculous.
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You skinny-armed little bitch!
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You saw her devil face, huh?
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I can still see it.
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Trav, you're not dating girls
anymore.
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You're dating women,
and when a woman is mad,
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You need to know
how to play defense.
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Well, what does Smith do?
If I'm totally raging, he just starts nodding a lot
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And throws money around.
First time I've ever been jealous of you.
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Thanks, Ellie.
You're welcome.
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Nice moment over?
So over.
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Good. It felt wrong.
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Travis, ere are plenty
of defensive styles out there.
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We just have to find the one
that's right for you.
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You seem like you'd be a good crier.
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I'm not, but I'm glad I give off that vibe.
Cool. Hey, babe.
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Don't talk to me.
I am raging!
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Do you wanna go shopping?
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I guess so.
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Okay, everybody, everybody, he's coming!
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Come on. Andy!
Get out of the pool!
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All right.
It's happening! Here.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Fo' shizzle, fo'
shizzle, fo' shizzle. Word!
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Hey, player. Namaste, dude.
What's up?
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I don't want
to date you anymore.
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Yeah, you do, dawg.
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I'm psyched y'all dropped by.
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I'll go grab us some beers.
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Ooh! But the fridge is broke,
so I'll put 'em on ice.
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If the refrigerator's broken,
then where's he gonna get--
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I don't have ice.
Why don't you just put 'em in the toilet tank
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For a few minutes? That'll cool 'em down.
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All right. Here's the plan.
Why do we need a plan?
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Because Bobby is a runner.
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Any time he gets news that
he doesn't want to deal with,
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He bolts.
You should've seen him
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When I tried to give him
our divorce papers.
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Bobby, it's for the best!
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Where'd you get an a.T.V.?
From a lifeguard. Der!
244
00:11:01,096 --> 00:11:03,697
He just... let you borrow it?
245
00:11:03,698 --> 00:11:06,800
What are you, a Detective?
Hand me those shoes.
246
00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:11,072
Aah!
247
00:11:11,073 --> 00:11:13,808
All right. He ain't running nowhere.
It's a great plan.
248
00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:17,179
Right?
I don't have a toilet.
249
00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:18,613
Warm beer.
250
00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:20,115
Ooh.
251
00:11:20,116 --> 00:11:23,151
I cannot believe you taught Stan
how to say "bobb"
252
00:11:23,152 --> 00:11:26,388
I have a list of all the movies
you've ever wanted to see,
253
00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:28,823
And every time
Stan says the name "bobby,"
254
00:11:28,824 --> 00:11:31,025
I'm gonna ruin the ending movies
you've for you.Ted to see,
255
00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:33,360
this is good for you to see.
256
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,562
Andy is
a fantastic defensive player.
257
00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:37,264
This is good he's sleepin'..
258
00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:39,532
No, he's just pretending.
259
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,534
Watch.
260
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,836
Andy, come on. Talk to us.
261
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,940
Does Ellie still look mad?
At the end of "teen wolf," he wins the big game
262
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,676
Without having
to turn into a teen wolf.
263
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,312
Damn it, woman. I waited
25 years to see that!
264
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,980
Why?
265
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,019
Look, Bobby, the reason
we're here is because...
266
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,988
We really care about you.
267
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,823
Oh, I can't tell you how bad
I needed to hear that right now.
268
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,858
Can I show you something?
269
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,660
Look at those two.
270
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,963
It's so cute.
It's bull crap is what it is.
271
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,598
I'm a third wheel
to my own dog.
272
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,499
I'm a third wheel
with Travis and Kylie.
273
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,568
I'm a third wheel
to Ellie and Andy.
274
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,603
Ll, even Laurie's got
a boyfriend.
275
00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:24,006
Uh, um, Bobby,
Grayson and I, uh...
276
00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:25,908
You wanna jump in there?
277
00:12:25,909 --> 00:12:28,411
Huh? No. Mnh-mnh.
You're crushing it.
278
00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:31,181
Guys, we're
the last three standing.
279
00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,416
Now I hate to be daddy downer,
280
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,519
But I have to say,
if I was the only one single,
281
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,155
I don't know what I would do.
282
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:43,760
Me, neither. To us, the single folk.
283
00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:50,140
I couldn't tell Bobby.
It would've destroyed him.
284
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:51,975
Oh, this sucks.
285
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:56,412
What?
Sex has to equal free wine.
286
00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:58,748
Why don't you just,
uh, steal my tips, too?
287
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:01,918
Oh, great. Yeah. I'm going out for
ice cream later.
288
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:05,288
All right. We gotta come up with a new plan.
What is it with you and plans?
289
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,423
Everything works better
when you have a plan--
290
00:13:07,424 --> 00:13:11,026
Birthdays, vacations, murders.
I don't know why I said murders.
291
00:13:11,027 --> 00:13:14,029
It's not like I daydream about
trying to get away with one.
292
00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,396
That would be weird.
293
00:13:15,397 --> 00:13:17,598
Why didn't you just
tell him? Hmm?
294
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:20,868
Why does everything always have to be so difficult with you?
295
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:24,104
Hat wasn't the right thing to say.
Oh, this is good.
296
00:13:24,105 --> 00:13:26,039
Now you're gonna get to see
Grayson's defense mechanism.
297
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,575
When a woman really goes at him,
he just shuts down like a robot.
298
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,043
Aren't you Bobby's friend?
299
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,611
Don't you care
about his feelings?
300
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,547
And shut down.
301
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,120
Oh, you know what? You get
to stay at your place tonight.
302
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,788
Enjoy it.
303
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,790
And reboot.
304
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,261
Holy crap. My mom's
dating the Terminator.
305
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,632
You know why I'd rather play
fetch with you than my dog?
306
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,734
It's 'cause you would never
bring the ball back
307
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,602
To your
tiny, little dog girlfriend.
308
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,470
You'd ing it to me.
Bros before hos, man.
309
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,140
This is not
where we hang out now.
310
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,209
Hey, ladies. Gray matter!
Get involved, baby.
311
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,677
Fine. Beer me.
312
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:10,147
There you go. I'm sorry for
still third-wheelin' it, Ellie.
313
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:13,049
I just miss the days of us just
being friends hanging out.
314
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,918
But now everyone's all coupled
up, raising kids and wot.
315
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,053
Just seems like
we don't have time
316
00:14:18,054 --> 00:14:21,188
To be PS anymore, you know?
I do.
317
00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:22,756
What are you doing?
318
00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:24,256
No, Jules, listen.
319
00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:26,225
It's not happening
tonight, Grayson.
320
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:29,494
So you wanna take a quick gander
at what you're missing?
321
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,828
Bam! Freshly moisturized.
322
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,797
Mm. Yep. Must hurt
just a little bit, hmm?
323
00:14:33,798 --> 00:14:37,367
I have a plan.
Shut up! You have a plan?
324
00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:40,736
I know. Fir time ever.
Now flash me again.
325
00:14:40,737 --> 00:14:43,706
No, no. Tell me the plan.
Oh, Ne.
326
00:14:45,108 --> 00:14:46,542
Okay. Tell me everything!
327
00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:47,943
About what?
328
00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:50,679
Okay, Grayson d I have an idea.
329
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,681
Tonight we're all gonna
go to the beach.
330
00:14:54,682 --> 00:14:57,216
And build a bonfire
just like the old days.
331
00:14:57,217 --> 00:15:00,052
And here's the catch--we're
all gonna go just as friends.
332
00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:02,754
No couples allowed. Couples
can't even ride there together.
333
00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,323
Hell, yeah, Jules.
334
00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:08,726
Singles' party at the beach,
huh? Barb like-y.
335
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,027
Frolicking in the waves,
336
00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,361
Your privates
getting sandblasted
337
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:14,296
So they shine like a bowling trophy.
You done?
338
00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:15,564
Not yet.
339
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:18,667
That's why I always carry
my swimsuit.
340
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,703
What does that even cover?
It looks like a net.
341
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:23,638
It catches
all the little fishies.
342
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,540
Bye, little fish.
343
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:28,743
It do you see
what I have to deal with?
344
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:31,779
He still hasn't picked a defensive style.
He'd better do it soon,
345
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:35,617
Or he should strap it on for a lifetime of this.
346
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:38,020
Yeah, well, thanks again
for coming over.
347
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,423
Uh, look, I don't really like
playing games in relationships,
348
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:44,093
So maybe I don't need
a "style."
349
00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:46,495
Women are gonna eat you alive.
You're probably right.
350
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:49,498
I was just trying to teach you.
I know you were.
351
00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:51,400
Wait a minute.
352
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:54,437
Are you just constantly
agreeing to shut us up?
353
00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:55,538
Yeah.
354
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:56,973
Do you like it?
355
00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,541
It's brilliant!
356
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,176
You're the "yes" man.
357
00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:01,578
Yes!
358
00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:03,046
Yes, I am.
359
00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:05,515
It's beach time!
Trav, go join the guys.
360
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:06,916
Lies, let's ride.
361
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:09,685
All right.
Whee!
362
00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:29,248
I felt I was right, and you were wrong.
Totally.
363
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,923
And leave our boyfriends behind
364
00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:17,128
This was a great idea.
I mean, look at him.
365
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,676
I'm just a head on the beach!
366
00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:20,568
Hey, Andy, come over here
367
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,240
And pretend to hike me like a football.
Whoo-hoo!
368
00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:27,755
24! Hut, hut, hut!
Ohh.
369
00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:30,091
Look, he's happy,
plus he's buried in the sand,
370
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,170
So he can't run away
when we talk to him.
371
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,220
It really was the perfect plan.
372
00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:36,845
Thank you.
373
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:38,480
What the hell?!
374
00:18:41,483 --> 00:18:43,317
That wasn't smart.
375
00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:45,752
We'll give you guys
a few minutes.
376
00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:48,954
He's just lonely, you know?
I hope he's okay.
377
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,288
I hope so, too.
378
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:52,156
Okay, Bobby,
you can't run away.
379
00:18:52,157 --> 00:18:54,325
I'm not trying to run away.
380
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:56,026
I'm trying to burrow deeper.
381
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:59,095
How the hell
can you guys do this?
382
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,231
I would never do anything to hurt you on purpose.
Yeah, me, neither.
383
00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:05,434
The worst part is knowing
that everyone's laughing at me.
384
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,135
Bobby Cobb, you listen to me.
385
00:19:07,136 --> 00:19:09,437
No one is laughing at you.
386
00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:12,138
Hell, we all love you
so much that we're here
387
00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:14,941
Just trying to figure out
how to get you through this.
388
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,975
That's why
we're at the beach tonight.
389
00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:19,444
'cause we're just trying
to show you
390
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:24,214
That nothing could stop us
from being friends.
391
00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:26,415
I'd do anything for you.
392
00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:30,918
You promise to take care of her?
393
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,953
Of course, buddy
394
00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:36,322
You promise
to take care of him?
395
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:40,992
Why don't you let us
take care of you for a while?
396
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:43,360
Want me to dig you out of there?
397
00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:46,095
Not yet. Just sit.
398
00:19:57,356 --> 00:19:59,777
You know, this was a great night.
399
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:01,912
It really was.
400
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:09,304
To Bobby Cobb!
401
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:13,078
"What about Bobby?"
402
00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:26,224
Happy one millionth customer!
403
00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:28,003
Oh, oh, oh!
oh, God.
404
00:20:28,303 --> 00:20:29,558
Ho-ho-ho! You think
you're funny, don't you?
405
00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:31,166
I'm never sleeping here again.
406
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:33,663
Oh, well, then I'd better
get my money's worth.
407
00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:36,461
* Jules,
you have to do things */i>
408
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:39,371
Huh, dawg? I look pretty
cool, right, dawg?
409
00:20:39,658 --> 00:20:41,170
Well,
you can frown all you want,
410
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:42,578
Because you're not going
anywhere.
411
00:20:43,155 --> 00:20:45,655
I hid all your clothes.
412
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,815
Happy one millionth customer!
413
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:58,215
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