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Great shirt alert.
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Yeah? No. I just made up that
phrase "great shirt alert,"
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and it's reay fun to say. Oh,
well, you should have said it to Andy.
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I mean, come on.
Great shirt alert. Yeah?
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No. I just wanted to try saying it.
Jules, you're rht.
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It's so fun! I have had the worst
writer's block. This is the only song
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I've been able to come up
with in the last three weeks.
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♪ writer's block,
writer's block, writer's ♪
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♪ writer's, writer's, writer's,
block, block, block, block ♪
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Hear that?
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That's what your stupid
songs sound like in my head!
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Why do we still have
to hang out here
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when your bathroom's being remodeled? My
kitchen is our hangout. It's--it's our
turf.
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It's our clubhouse.
Our... Barrio.
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Why did you teach her
how to roll her r's?
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Molly... Ringwald.
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I'm really sorry.
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Oh, come on. The
construction's not that bad.
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You know, we got to meet Gerald.
This has been a great couple of weeks.
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You guys really got me through some stuff.
We know yo father's a tough cookie.
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But just remember,
all that yelling is
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just him showing you
his love, you know?
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I do now. Who lays
tile better than you?
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No one. I can do this.
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He's back. You go, Gerald!
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Yeah, yeah! You dad
was wrong about you!
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His dad was not wrong,
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but you do what you do
for good tile, you know?
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Oh, I can't wait for
this bathroom to be done!
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In fact, put it in your calendars,
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because I'm gonna have a
bathroom-warming party.
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Can I bring Sara to what sounds
like the worst party ever?
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Ooh, you mean Sara,
your new girlfriend?
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Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Oh, that was embarrassing.
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I-I thought you were all gonna do it.
Hey, where did you even find the space
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to put in a giant master bathroom?
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Balls!
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I love you.
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Not happening. What do you mean,
"not happening"?
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I'm not allowed to love you? That "I
love you" doesn't mean "I love you."
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It means "let's have sex.
" It doesn't this time. Trust me.
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I can be quick.
You broke the trust!
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Look, our sex schedule is
one and a half times a week.
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It has been ten days since our one or our
half. Our half? Come on. It's your half.
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Yeah, it is.
I admit, it's be too long,
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but I got sidelined by that u.
T.I. All right, react.
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But now you want sex so badly
that it's too much pressure.
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It makes me not want it.
So you want me to not want it?
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No, I want you to want it,
but I don't want to know you want it.
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How will you know I want it?
If I want it, you'll want it.
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True. Okay. We can do this.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Just give me my half!
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Y,
thanks for doing this.
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I can't believe your school
makes you do photo projects.
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It's like they cater to the weird,
artsy-fartsy kids.
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I started the
photography club. Cool.
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Nice save. All right,
now this is...
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All about stolen moments.
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So you just gotta pretend like
I'm not here. Just do it, nerd.
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Hurtful. Okay, one, two, three.
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ hot stuff ♪
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♪ you superstar ♪
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seriously? If there's a camera around,
we bring the sexy.
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It's how we do.
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Well, the camera
would beg to differ.
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It's a devil camera! I'm a seal.
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No posing, okay? Just go
sit on the bench and talk.
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Oh, I know.
Why don't we play that game
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where we guess who's gonna die first?
Laurie. Laurie.
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You get defibrillated at a
kid rock concert one time...
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Well... how do you feel about Grayson
being in a real relationship?
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I don't know.
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And I can't really be jealous
because I never got in the game.
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But honestly,
it--it does kinda suck.
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Sha-boom.
A moment has been stolen.
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Travis, let me see that.
I was sad. That's not fair.
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Ooh. Whoa. I look hot
when I'm depressed.
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Oh! That's why I always get
hit on when I'm at funerals.
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Uh-huh.
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Aw, why can't someone die?
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Stop it.
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You're Jules, right?
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I'm Sara.
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Oh. Hi. You're-
you're Grayson's, uh-- I am.
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Have a seat.
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Well, I'm just gonna dive right in.
You've got gorgeous hair.
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It's like you hit
your head on a rock,
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and honey is pouring out. I ju had it
done for your bathroom party. Twice.
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Oh, I forgot. You don't know me.
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I'm insane!
No way! Me, too.
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Hey, don't be
nervous about tonight, okay?
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'Cause it's totally casual.
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I mean, don't wear jeans, 'cause we're
not animals. Okay, thanks.
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Oh, I gotta run. You know,
you're as cool as Grayson said.
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Oh. Peace.
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Peace?
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What kind of a skank wears a watch?
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Nice try, Laurie, but I like her.
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Oh, you're serious. Yeah.
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Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
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Mm! Oh. Oh.
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She let you kiss her that way?
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Yeah, dad. I lick her mouth.
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Mmm!
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Sha-bammy!
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I'm making out with a dog.
Delete that. Fine.
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You might want to
take some notes, junior.
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Dog Travis has more game than you.
Look, I got it covered, all right?
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Travis!
You just undid my bra!
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Seriously?
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I've got got heated floors,
a steam shower,
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flat screen, and check out the tub.
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It is so deep I can rent
it out for water births.
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Wow, Jules!
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It's like a bathroom
from a fairy tale!
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I can totally picture a princess
copping a squat in here.
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We're in a bathroom.
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Is that one of those electronic
toilet seats from Japan? Mm-hmm.
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Holy gods, it cleans your hoo.
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There are a lot more
settings to figure out.
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You know, there's one button
that just says "no." Oh.
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Oh, I can't wait to
push that. I'll bet.
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The only downside is
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that sometimes it yells
at me in Japanese. Mm.
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Wow. Brace yourselves. Grayson's on
his way up with Sara. Oh, here we go.
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What? Is he being
more of a cocky jerk
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now that he has a girlfriend? No,
sort of the opposite.
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Sorry we're late. Yeah, my little
sare-bear's tummy was growling...
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So we got a
wittle num-num.
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A wittle num-num-num-num-num.
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Oh, no. Here.
Let me take your purse.
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What do you got in there,
rocks? Oh.
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I'm kidding, you. Sha-moo.
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Furasshu!
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Oh, that means "flush." Yay! Oh.
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Transcript by MY-SUBS.Com
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hey, sorry. I'd love to stay,
but the old ball and chain...
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I'm kidding. Bye, guys.
Bye! See ya!
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We'll miss you!
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Oh, no! Oh, my lord!
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Downright painful.
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Did you see Grayson
just standing there,
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holding Sara's purse?
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I've got one better than "
great shirt alert."
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Grayson is totally pursey-whipped.
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That's good.
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That is really gonna catcon.
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Pursey magnet.
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Pursey hound.
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Pursey cat.
That's not how it works.
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Maybe Grayson's just
being careful because--
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I'm sorry. I just-
I-I really miss my bathroom.
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Ahh. Yes. Continue.
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Maybe Grayson's just being careful
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because it's a new relationship.
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They probably haven't even
shaved each other yet.
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I never t this whole Grayson thing,
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but now seeing him all
weak and submissive,
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it's oh, so hot.
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Come on. I think it makes
him so unattractive.
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Yeah. It's a total...
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What? It's the universal sign for
lady turnoff. No, it's--it's not.
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He's just gonna push Sara away.
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Wouldn't that make you happy?
I don't wanna watch a friend drown.
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Plus, I-I like Sara.
She was so nice to me
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this morning when I ran into her.
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I'm sorry I'm crying.
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Your hair's so much nicer than mine.
I know. Everything is.
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That never happened.
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That's how I remember it.
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Why are you so into photography?
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I feel like photos
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really capture our
collective unconscious.
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Plus, being pretentious
really works on me.
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You should work that angle in college.
Get yourself a scarf
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and watch the nerdy girls start
throwing their legs open.
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Yeah, I love Kylie.
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I an, even though we're
going to different colleges,
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I think we're gonna stay together.
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Are you done?
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No.
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Oh! I really dig this one
of Kylie kissing the dog.
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Looks like an old portuguese
man and his mistress.
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She won't let me use it, though.
I had to pretend I deleted it.
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Art should never be compromised for the
sake of vanity. Laurie, bring up
coffee.
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We're working in my bathroom today.
She slept in there last night.
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Honey, you have a problem.
I don't have a problem.
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Are you planning on leaving
the bathroom today?
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No, no, no. Not--not today.
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So Ellie pulled the
whole to-get-sex-more-
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you-have-to-want-it-less thing?
Classic.
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I can't handle it, man.
I'm not strong enough.
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Calm down, a-team. You calm down!
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Look, what you need to do is
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just picture Ellie with a bucket head.
A bucket on her head?
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No, the bucket is her head.
How would that help?
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Have you ever looked
side of a bucket
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and not seen something disgusting?
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Fish guts, dip, spit, dead rats.
That'll work.
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Sorry I yelled. And not seen
something diapology hug.
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Ellie thinks our
apology hugs are weird.
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She's weird.
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Apology accepted.
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Still having writer's block?
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♪ trying to break it by
singing every word I say ♪
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Damn it! I just got perfume
all over my contracts.
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That's it. If I wanted to
be a bathroom attendant,
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I would have stayed a
bathroom attendant.
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Good day.
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So... ♪ why did you have me over?
♪ I grabbed one of Travis' cameras,
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because I wanted to show
you some of the pictures
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that he's been taking
of you and Sara. Oh.
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Well, there you are
spoon-feeding her ice cream...
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Brushing
her glorious hair...
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Sare-bear.
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Grayson, you are acting
like a total pursey. A...
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Okay, look at this.
You're painting her toenails.
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Whoa. How did Travis
get this picture?
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That's in my bedroom.
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You enjoy your shower?
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Yeah.
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Ho ho! Yay! Mine! Yes!
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Sha-bam.
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Damn it, Andy.
For once I was coming to you,
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and you ruined it! Your bucket was
supposed to be filled with fish guts,
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but I looked inside,
and it was nothing but sex.
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What? It was just an
eighth of a second.
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Can't we get that moment back?
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It's all-natural light.
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Dude, a bucket head?
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Really? Ah, I took a swing.
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Don't help anymore.
What you guys looking at?
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I present to you the crown jewel
of stolen moments.
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Me butt-naked.
239
00:11:00,407 --> 00:11:03,309
Let me see that, 'cause I'm gonna
smash your camera. No, no, no, no.
240
00:11:03,344 --> 00:11:04,911
Give it! Oh!
241
00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:07,981
Oh, chill, el. I've seen you nude.
242
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,883
Man, I videotaped the birth of your child,
for crying out loud.
243
00:11:10,918 --> 00:11:14,087
At least here you're not all, y know,
inside out. No one's seeing that picture.
244
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,155
But what about all
the stuff you said
245
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,391
about art being more
important than vanity?
246
00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:20,393
Oh, no. How will I sleep at night?
247
00:11:20,427 --> 00:11:22,328
Oh, right. I have pills for that.
248
00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:25,031
Are you really criticizing
me for taking care
249
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,300
of my girlfriend? ♪ I am ♪
250
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:31,771
okay, I hate myself, but you see how
annoying that is? I'm finally in a real
relationship again.
251
00:11:31,805 --> 00:11:33,740
I'm trying to really be in it.
252
00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:36,676
Okay? Hell, you've been
on me since the day met
253
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,879
to be more open and emotionally available.
But I didn't want you to become a lady
Butler.
254
00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:42,348
I'm not a lady Butler.
You're right. You're not.
255
00:11:42,383 --> 00:11:44,350
Because I've met a
lady Butler before,
256
00:11:44,385 --> 00:11:46,819
and see, um,
they don't talk baby talk.
257
00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:48,988
Oh, sare-bear,
I wuv you so much.
258
00:11:49,023 --> 00:11:50,957
It's like I don't
have teeth no mo'.
259
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:53,092
Sara loves that I'm so into her.
260
00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:56,262
No, she doesn't.
If you keep it up, you watch.
261
00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,765
She's gonna say she needs space
and she'll start pulling away.
262
00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:01,734
You don't know that.
Furasshu.
263
00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:04,570
Shut up! Don't you
yell at my toilet.
264
00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:07,540
Look, I'm sorry that I found
someone that I care about.
265
00:12:07,574 --> 00:12:10,109
I didn't realize it would
make you so jealous.
266
00:12:10,144 --> 00:12:12,078
I'm not jealous. I'm happy for you.
267
00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:16,616
I may not be expressing it with
my tone right now, but I am.
268
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:19,819
If anybody's jealous,
you're jealous of me and my bathroom.
269
00:12:19,853 --> 00:12:22,488
So you a obviously insane,
270
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:23,956
so I'll just say...
271
00:12:23,991 --> 00:12:27,160
Back... the hell... off.
272
00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,332
You said it.
273
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,964
Can you believe Grayson?
274
00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,599
Jealous? I'm not jealous.
275
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,334
You are a little jealous.
276
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,303
I know. But he doesn't know that.
277
00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:44,338
This is where your
family hangs out now?
278
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,474
Yep. Get comfortable.
279
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,443
Oh, no, no, no, no.
280
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,013
We don't touch the towels in the special
bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
281
00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:55,716
Oh, sorry. Just don't
do it again.
282
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,651
Maybe with Grayson and Sara,
283
00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:59,887
it would be better to, you know,
284
00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:01,922
not butt in.
285
00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:03,390
Yes, I meddle,
286
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:05,926
but I do it because I know ultimately,
you're all grateful.
287
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,629
We are? You--you sure about that?
288
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,664
Yes. You love it
that I care so much.
289
00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:13,600
I mean, if Travis knew I was doing it,
he'd probably thank me
290
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:17,404
for trimming his hair while he's sleeping.
I knew it. You know I want to grow it out.
291
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,773
Sweetie, it hides your pretty face.
292
00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:23,577
Kylie! Get your grubby paws off my towels.
She was pretty clear the first ti.
293
00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:25,612
Fine. You want me to back off?
294
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:27,648
Okay, then guess what. I'm out.
295
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,783
I will never meddle
in your lives again.
296
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,856
You know what? We'll see.
Everybody, go.
297
00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,659
Get out. I'm gonna press Mr.
toilet man's "no" button.
298
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,194
Go.
299
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,929
Hey, uh, Mrs. Torres?
300
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:45,933
No!
What are you doing to me?!
301
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,735
Will you please change your mind
302
00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:50,838
about letting me use your picture?
No chance, Lance.
303
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,773
Can you believe her?
304
00:13:52,807 --> 00:13:55,209
Travis, you're such an ass.
305
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,910
What just happened?
306
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,582
Never press the "no" button.
307
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,052
Sorry it didn't work.
308
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,821
Apology hug accepted.
309
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,757
So Ellie just dropped robe,
310
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,825
and the bucket head
just disappeared, huh?
311
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,994
The bucket
didn't disappear.
312
00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:17,297
I'm sorry, my hot naked wife
with a bucket head? I'm in.
313
00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:19,299
You just need to get to a place
314
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:21,702
where there's no sexual
desire left whatsoever.
315
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,637
I can probably do that
316
00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:27,007
if I spent a little private
time with... you know, myself.
317
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,376
Hey, there's nothing wrong
with making shower babies.
318
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,780
All right, it's not a sin if
you're doing it for love.
319
00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:34,348
For love.
320
00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:36,950
For love!
321
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,986
It's great of you to have me over.
322
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,521
I've missed our talks.
323
00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,723
I just feel like you get me.
More pinot?
324
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,526
Bring it. So my dad and I
went to counseling together.
325
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,961
Now do you think we should try-
let me stop you right there, Gerald.
326
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:49,496
I'm done with meddling.
327
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:53,133
I stuck my nose in my friend's
business, and I hurt him.
328
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,235
I probably wasn't even
right about it anyway.
329
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,305
Hey.
I figured your footsies were cold,
330
00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,307
so I warmed up your
socks in the dryer.
331
00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:02,643
Oh,
come on, sweetie.
332
00:15:02,677 --> 00:15:05,145
You gotta push.
It's a 2-person effort.
333
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,015
Um, thanks.
334
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,783
You know, I think
335
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:12,386
maybe I might just crash
at my place tonight,
336
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,621
just get a little space.
337
00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,256
Oh. Yeah.
338
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,991
That's cool.
339
00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:21,495
I just need to let people be.
Jules, you have a gift,
340
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,231
and that gift is helping people.
You did it for me.
341
00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:26,600
Last night, my dad and I
hugged for the first time.
342
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,603
Was it as beautiful as
it was in my dreams?
343
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,606
Take a guess. You need to
get back to buttin' in.
344
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,343
What if people never realize how much I
help them that's the burden of being a hero.
345
00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:38,378
I'm like Batman.
346
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,481
Ank you, Gerald.
347
00:15:40,515 --> 00:15:44,151
No, thank you. Not many clients
invite me back just to talk.
348
00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,619
Yeah, about that--
349
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,721
see, um, there's a
few tiles over there
350
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:50,457
that are just a little uneven.
351
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,693
Oh, no. My dad was right.
I'm useless.
352
00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:55,295
No. It's my fault.
How could it be your fault?
353
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,499
I don't know.
Just fix it, Gerald. Got it.
354
00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,267
Why is Kylie so mad?
355
00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:03,103
Could be nothing. Could be that
she's pretending to be angry
356
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,105
so she doesn't feel so guilty
357
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:07,941
about being knocked up with someone
else's kid. That's comforting.
358
00:16:07,976 --> 00:16:10,944
She's mad 'cause you fought
to use my photo, not hers.
359
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:13,247
Women do love when
men fight for them.
360
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:15,215
There is nothing less sexy
361
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,519
than a dude who respects a restraining
order. Ugh. That's a great story.
362
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,554
Look, trav, it's all about effort.
363
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:24,157
There is no end to what a
man must do for a woman.
364
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,393
Hey there, baby.
365
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:32,566
You don't look like
you're from around here.
366
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,502
Are you lost, Ellie Torres?
367
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,104
Hey.
368
00:16:37,138 --> 00:16:38,805
What do you want?
369
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,240
Don't be rude.
370
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,277
I left my bathroom to come over here,
and that's a big deal.
371
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:46,380
Well, you were right. She asked for space.
I didn't expect to be right.
372
00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:48,782
Really? No, I-knew I would be..
373
00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:50,350
Well, go ahead.
374
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,885
Gloat.
375
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,153
Later.
376
00:16:53,187 --> 00:16:55,222
Now I'm here to apologize.
377
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:57,357
Scoot it.
378
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,992
See...
379
00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:00,994
When you act like a pursey,
380
00:17:01,029 --> 00:17:02,963
you are just so not sexy.
381
00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:04,231
Apology accepted.
382
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:07,301
I-I want you to be that edgy,
aloof guy
383
00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:10,003
that I-I-I kind of find attractive.
384
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:13,040
But that's not for you,
and it's not for Sara.
385
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,375
That's just for me, and...
386
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,843
Sorry.
387
00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:20,280
I'm Batman.
388
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:23,917
How can I still not
understand what women want?
389
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:27,154
Women just want a guy who-
who respects our independence
390
00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:29,323
but also wants to take care of us.
391
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:32,292
We want a guy who's secure
but also gets jealous.
392
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:34,795
We want a guy who
truly listens to us
393
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:37,397
but also wants us to kinda shut up.
394
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,434
Like yesterday, when you were
being a little mean to me,
395
00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,536
but you weren't being too mean
396
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,404
that was so hot.
397
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,677
Well, I know you want to tell
me how to fix it with Sara,
398
00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:52,579
so go ahead.
399
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:56,650
It's easy. Just treat
her like you treat me.
400
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,720
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.
sad pants.
401
00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,655
It sucks being a dude.
402
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,057
Women want an everything man.
403
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,799
Come on. I'm in the mood fotacos.
404
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,768
Yeah, well, I'm kinda in
the middle of something.
405
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,504
But I'm hungry.
Then why don't you run out
406
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:20,040
and grab us some tacos
and bring 'em back?
407
00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:22,909
All right.
408
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:28,382
Run along.
409
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,617
♪ runnin' ♪
410
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,386
♪ runnin' ♪
411
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,155
♪ runnin' just as fast as I can ♪
412
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:40,727
♪ tryin' to be your
everything man ♪
413
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:45,065
♪ you want me to want you,
but not everyday ♪
414
00:18:45,099 --> 00:18:47,501
give me 20 minutes?
415
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:51,638
♪ you want me to beg when there
is nothing to say ♪
416
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,241
please let me use
your picture.
417
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:58,311
♪ you want me all edgy,
but there's always a hitch ♪
418
00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:04,751
♪ I have to stay loyal
when you act like a bitch ♪
419
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,989
♪ you want toughness
and sweetness ♪
420
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,724
♪ and softness and meanness ♪
421
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:15,696
♪ wanna make me the master
of this in-between-ness ♪
422
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,832
♪ runnin', runnin' ♪
423
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,235
♪ runnin' just as fast as I can ♪
424
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:25,505
♪ I'm trying to be
your everything man ♪
425
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,442
♪ please be my ♪
426
00:19:28,476 --> 00:19:31,845
♪ you know I'm gonna try ♪
427
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:35,182
♪ I can be your everything man ♪
428
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:41,088
♪ he's gonna be my everything man ♪
429
00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:45,158
♪ man ♪
430
00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:53,667
W. She is way, way better than you.
431
00:19:53,701 --> 00:19:55,669
Shut up. That was fun.
432
00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,904
Yeah, for you. I carried your ass.
433
00:19:57,939 --> 00:20:00,640
Bitch, please.
434
00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:05,645
So you fixed him. Are you happy?
435
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,952
I really don't know.
436
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,302
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
437
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:27,105
There's no scuffing the tiles.
Take your shoes off.
438
00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:28,607
Booties in the bin.
439
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:31,610
You need to leave this room.
Not happenin'.
440
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,312
Andy, grab her feet.
No! No, I don't want to go!
441
00:20:34,347 --> 00:20:36,514
I don't want to go! No!
Jules, it's fine.
442
00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:38,416
No! No! No! No! No!
443
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:40,602
Let me at least just grab one of these
fancy towels! You don't need a towel.
444
00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:42,548
I got two.
I got two. I got 'em!
445
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:44,973
All right, toilet man.
I'm not afraid.
446
00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:47,357
I am pressing that "no" button.
447
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,429
Bring it.
448
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,932
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
449
00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:55,800
Hell, yeah!
450
00:20:55,801 --> 00:21:05,801
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