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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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You know, I'm actually
feeling a little guilty
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Because last night you
left your purse here,
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And then when the pizza
man I came, I was $2 short,
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So I took it from
you. 2 bucks. Big deal.
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I also took a pack
of gum, a lipstick
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And, uh, 28 other dollars.
I was going out to get wine.
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You stole from me to
support a drinking habit?
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I am so proud of you.
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Well, I thought you
would be.
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No. Please tell me you did
not wear that t-shirt out.
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You're welcome. Andy, I'm sure
that you heard that last week
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Bobby and I kind of reconnected
in a... Physical way,
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And then I realized
it was a mistake.
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You hit it and quit
it. That's how I do.
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Anyway, could you go check on
him and make sure he's okay?
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No problem. It's not like I
have to spend any time at theym.
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No.
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Don't look at me. I just can't
take seeing you right now.
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Then it makes total sense
to come to the bar I own.
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I feel so guilty
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About sleeping with you
and not telling jules.
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I know. I wish I
had a time machine
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So I could go back and undo...
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You know, you.
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I would also use it to go back
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And tell my cousin not to give
her daughter up for adoption.
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We're pretty sure she's dakota
fanning now.
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Yeah, she's not adopted.
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Hmm. Hey. Have you
guys seen bobby?
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He's not on his boat
or the golf course
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Or by that underpass where
he buys fish and sports coats.
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Oh, you must have
just missed him there.
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hey, little
buddy. You like? 4 bucks.
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Do you know how I like
everything to be about me?
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I've met you, so, uh-huh.
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And I just feel like you and
I haven't had an ellie day
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In such a long time, you know,
where we focus on my needs,
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You know, I talk,
you listen, you talk
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And I think of what I'm
gonna say next? Like that.
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I really like those days.
I-I feel like a butler.
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What are we gonna do?
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You could take me shopping
at age-inappropriate stores,
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And then we could come back
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And drink that $28 bottle
of wine that you bought.
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It was really 2
$14 bottles of wine,
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And, uh, they're
gone.
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Are you still proud of me?
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Maybe even more so, sweetie.
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I heard about
jules, man. You okay?
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I won't lie. Mm.
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Her telling me that it's
definitely really over,
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You know, it stung
a bit. Sorry, man.
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It's okay. I've moved on.
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Now I'm celebrating
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With a parking lot
booze cruise on the boat.
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I just need grey poupon over
here to get out his wallet
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And loan me three kegs.
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Why don't you just buy
a few cases of beer?
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Because then there wouldn't
be any sexy keg-pumping banter.
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Hey, baby.
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you're really good at that.
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You want me to keep
pumpin'? Never stop pumping.
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A whole new level
of disturbing.
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Who's your friend?
He's handsome.
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Give it up.
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Well, hello, sir.
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Oh, that's alex,
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My tennis teacher/
fake boyfriend.
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I've been fake
seeing him for months.
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Oh, and look at that
cute little button nose.
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I'd like to put that on a string
and wear it around my neck.
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Sweetie, when you say people's
body parts are so adorable
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That you want to wear them,
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It makes you seem a
little serial killer-y,
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Especially when you do it about
kids. Ooh, I would love to have
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A scarf made of little
bitty baby hands.
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See, that's not a
great out-loud thought.
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so I'm gonna be back
from my lesson in an hour,
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And then you and I
will have ellie day. Oh,
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I'm so sorry, but I'm
really not up to it today.
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I just keep thinking
about that mess with bobby.
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And then it just takes me
straight back to obsessing
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On what am I doing with my life,
and I-I don't want to burden you
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With it, but seriously,
what am I doing with my life?
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I mean, ellie, am I
going to be alone forever?
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How are we back here again?
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Please. I could get back to this place
from anywhere. Say a word.
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Eggplant.
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Eggplants are vegetables.
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My uncle's a vegetable
because he got hit by a truck.
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Trucks carry beers.
Beers come in 40s.
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I'm 40 and alone, and what am
I dog with my life, ellie? Wow.
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Andy, where you goin'?
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Sorry, captain.
Have to bounce.
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Come on, man. It's
time you start living
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Like you have a
mustache. Oh,.
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No, no, it's not...
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It means I have to ask
myself the ultimate question-
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What would burt reynolds do?
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I'm gonna call ellie.
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Hell, yeah! Andy!
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andy!
Andy! Andy! shh.
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what? I'm busy.
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Oh, hey, look, uh,
bobby's hurting real bad.
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Uh, you think I should stay with
him? Do whatever. I've gotta go.
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Hey, everybody! I'm in!
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yay.
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Oh. They seemed more
invested a second ago.
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You gotta turn your hips.
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Yeah, but I'm confused. I
think you should show me again.
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Hey, there. Ellie said
you had room for one more?
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Always.
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All right. What
are you doing here?
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Come on. A little flirty-flirty
might help me with my mood.
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Don't get bummed
if he ignores you,
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Because he's pretty into me.
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Aren't you a little
worried about your grunting?
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you sound
like a lumberjack.
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ah!
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oh!
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yes!
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oh, god!
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Did you really
just say "oh, god"?
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I quit.
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Oh, god. I have
heartburn in my brain.
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Where's andy?
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oh, yeah.
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I put you in can-jail
for partying too hard.
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I gotta get home!
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Why are his pants
so long and tight?
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oh, yeah. We traded.
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mmm!
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Ooh!
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Oh, god!
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Good coffee, mrs. Torres?
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She's just mocking
me because yesterday,
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See, when I was
making those noises-
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I'm out.
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I'm allowed to make fake
sexual noises, travis!
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That's a weird tng
to take a stand on.
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I shouldn't...
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oh! Oh, hey. Hi.
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I'm so sorry I was-
I was out all night.
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Uh, bobby was so down.
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Teeny tiny headache.
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You missed some
idiot calling 20 times
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At, like, 4:00 in the morning.
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I have to check my voice mail
to see who I have to kill.
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Oh, I'll-I'll do that for you.
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So when's our next
tennis lesson? Never.
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I call dibs on alex. You can't
call dibs. You're married.
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Hey, will you help us figure
out who gets dibs on a guy?
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Well, that's easy. Which one
of you's pregnant? No one.
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Well, then I got nothing.
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hello! Wake up. I miss you!
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Andy. Who is it?
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a... Phone solicitor.
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And delete.
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All right, you have to let
me come on another lesson.
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You just don't want me to
go because you're scared
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That alex is gonna
like me more than you,
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Because I know how to talk
like young people. Oh, really?
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Chillax. Tweet. Rihanna.
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wow. What? What?
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Hateyself.
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Go ahead and come
tomorrow. Oh, it is so on!
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You can't be happy
when you say that.
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That's not how it works. Try
it again. You have to be mean.
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it is so
on, you stupid bitch. Wow.
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was
that too much? Yeah.
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Hey, can we talk?
Okay, never barge in
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On an 18-year-old
who has the internet.
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Once again, I act
without thinking.
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What are you talking about?
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I did something that I
really, really regret.
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And the worst part is,
whenever I feel this down,
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I always end up back
together with dale.
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It happens so often
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That I keep a drawer of stuff
at his house, travis, you know,
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A toothbrush, shampoo, my
jeica simpson hair extensions.
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Well, why don't you
just go get your stuff
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So you'll never have
to go back?
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That is so smart! Mm.
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You should make all my decisions
for me in life. Come on.
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You could be like my conscience,
just sitting on my shoulder.
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"hey, laurie, do
the right thing."
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"no, the bad
thing's so much fun."
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"shut up, bad side of laurie."
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Come with me to dale's.
please.
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How could I say no to
that?
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travis, I'm coming in.
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My hand is on the
door.
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Okay, I'm in the room now.
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Do I have the all-clear sign?
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That is how you
enter travis' room.
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Where are you going?
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I hate to leave you
alone two nights in a row,
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But bobby's still
in a very bad way.
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He needs me, ellie.
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Whatever.
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I am sprung, boys.
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yeah! Wait. I
want to remember this night.
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Ah.
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May the best woman win.
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Wow!
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Don't go easy on me, alex.
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Seriously, I have no limits.
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oh, god!
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You know what? I think
we should get started,
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Because ever since miss
no limits here turned 41,
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She can't drive after dark.
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Do you really think you should
be hitting the ball that hard
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So soon after your episiotomy?
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Her baby's
head- this big.
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Oh! Oh! That was
the small of my back.
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Play or go home.
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I can't breathe.
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I am glad dale wasn't there.
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Hey, what's with
these street signs?
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"ferndale."
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"glendale."
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"dale street."
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These are all signs an
idiot named dale would have.
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We just robbed him, didn't we?
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Sorry, travis! I just
wanted to hurt him.
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You know,
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A better conscience
would have stopped me.
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Right. This is my bad.
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Is that a real human skull?
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It's his great granddad.
Dale keeps it out of respect.
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And to smoke tobacky out of.
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Ugh.
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Whew, man. Remember
when you were in your 20s
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And you uld drink all night
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And still feel good
enough in the morning
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To write a love letter
to your girlfriend?
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I was a different
person in college.
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You know what we should
do tonight?
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A good old-fashioned beer
parade. M out, fellas.
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Like your belly
button, I'm innie!
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I knew you would be,
a- train. Catch you later.
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So you're just gonna hold his
hand while he hits rock bottom?
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What? You know how hard we
partied the last two nights?
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Well, bobby has done that
for the last six days.
245
00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:33,931
right.
246
00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:37,402
Look, I think that, uh, I think
that bobby's in real trouble.
247
00:11:37,436 --> 00:11:39,537
aw, man.
248
00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:42,606
I know. Oh, um,
249
00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:45,676
What can you tell
me about this?
250
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,777
You may want to
get used to that.
251
00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:50,914
It's, permanent
marker.
252
00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,916
Oh!
253
00:11:55,286 --> 00:11:57,754
Well, of course you're
gonna win this alex thing.
254
00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,990
You even pick up balls
sexy. When I do it,
255
00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:02,860
I'm like I'm going to
the bathroom in the woods.
256
00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:05,930
I'm a very sensual person. I
give off intense pheromones.
257
00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,933
That's why cats don't like me.
258
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:11,103
Hey, jules. You wanna
grab dinner sometime?
259
00:12:11,138 --> 00:12:13,440
I'd love to.
260
00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:16,976
I would
lo-o-o-o-o-ove to.
261
00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:20,880
Good for you.
262
00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:24,550
Well, hey, you can't run
away, because I'm your ride!
263
00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:30,455
Alex, have you seen my
keys?
264
00:12:32,157 --> 00:12:35,793
Oh, come on!
265
00:12:38,664 --> 00:12:40,865
Your car is in the driveway.
266
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:43,201
I think your keys are
somewhere in the bushes.
267
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:45,237
I just thought we
were having fun,
268
00:12:45,272 --> 00:12:47,172
But clearly, this little
contest has hit a nerve,
269
00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:49,175
So I'm officially backing
off of alex for you.
270
00:12:49,209 --> 00:12:51,410
And not just because
when he drove me home
271
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:53,913
I peeked behind the curtain in his
van. He is definitely living in it.
272
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,883
You don't get it.
This isn't about alex.
273
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,719
That's why you're a bad
friend. What? No, no, no. Hey.
274
00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:02,589
You arnot gonna say something
that mean and just walk off.
275
00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:07,127
Come here!
276
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,796
I've been thinking
about bobby.
277
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,131
Shocker.
278
00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:13,166
Stop chasing me!
279
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,468
Stop making me chase you!
280
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,203
Hey!
281
00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:20,006
Anyway, we need
to talk to him.
282
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,742
Not-not "we," you.
He'll listen to you.
283
00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:25,145
It's just even though
I am the alpha dog
284
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,147
Of our little
trio, I'm no good
285
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,516
At saying the tough stuff to
bobby. I always chicken out.
286
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:33,220
You're letting me have alpha
dog? I feel like you need it.
287
00:13:33,254 --> 00:13:36,390
Oh, thank you. No,
no. No hugging, okay?
288
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:38,759
Since we have to put
all of dale's stuff back,
289
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:40,728
Can I at least draw a peepee
290
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:43,297
On the slut with
power tools poster? No.
291
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:46,567
Wow. Dale has a lot of
hurting paraphernalia.
292
00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:48,569
He has the third largest
nunchaku collection
293
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:50,155
In all of gulfhaven.
294
00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,739
Does that make it hard for him
to strive to attain other goals?
295
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,074
yeah, I g-
oh, my god. He's here.
296
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,844
Put it down! Get out!
297
00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:57,779
Get in!
298
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,287
I
already have to pee.
299
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:25,674
Ha! Gotcha! Aah!
300
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,575
Aah!
301
00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:32,281
oh, mr.
And mrs. Winston.
302
00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,949
Hi, lottie. Yard's
looking great.
303
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:37,819
Hey, bobby.
304
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,221
There's buddy!
305
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:41,924
Just in time to help me
try my new sangria hat.
306
00:14:45,028 --> 00:14:48,097
damn it. The fruit
slices keep clogging the lines.
307
00:14:48,131 --> 00:14:50,966
So you come over for a
reason or just to hang?
308
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,202
Just to hang.
309
00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:58,641
Later do you want to go
down to the boardwalk,
310
00:14:58,676 --> 00:15:01,545
See if we can get a
caricature of us on a surfboard
311
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,714
Getting chased
by a giant shark?
312
00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:05,517
More than anything.
313
00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:09,921
You gotta admit, that
was a little funny.
314
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,756
I menot to me, but...
315
00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,158
if you're
not gonna talk to me,
316
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:17,027
Then why did you
come back to my house?
317
00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:19,996
Because I'm wet, and I know
you just recovered your couch.
318
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,532
All right, please stop.
319
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,900
I'm gonna get the chair, too.
320
00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:26,735
No, you're not. No, you're
not. No, no. No, you're not.
321
00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:28,938
stop it. No. Let go!
322
00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:30,872
Ah!
323
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,809
Whatever. I don't
have time for this.
324
00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:35,012
Of course not, 'cause
it's all about jules.
325
00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:36,580
What?
326
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:39,817
Oh, you heard your name and you
became interested, didn't you?
327
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,319
Ever since the divorce,
328
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,221
Everything has to
be all about you.
329
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,223
I asked you to
have one ellie day,
330
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:48,026
And you totally blew it off.
But you had plenty of time
331
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:50,629
To come hone in on my fake
boyfriend and ruin that.
332
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:53,332
I don't think you understand
what it's ke to be single
333
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,367
And start your
life all over again.
334
00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:57,968
Please, not again with
"I'm 40 and single.
335
00:15:58,003 --> 00:15:59,903
"can I kiss a guy in public?
336
00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:02,773
"can I have my 20s in my 40s?
337
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,075
What if I end up alone?"
338
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:07,944
It's not fair. How come I
don't get to have one problem,
339
00:16:07,978 --> 00:16:09,913
Just because my marriage
worked out and yours didn't?
340
00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:11,848
All right, that's way too mean.
341
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:14,150
I know. Take-backs
so I don't spiral.
342
00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:15,451
No.
343
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,254
I hope you eat your guilt
away and gain 70 pounds.
344
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,223
Oh, well, that was perfect,
345
00:16:20,257 --> 00:16:22,225
'cause now I'm not
the only selfish one.
346
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:25,296
Nobody's ever called me
selfish in my entire life.
347
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:28,266
That's 'cause you never
were before.
348
00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:36,675
hey.
Are you hungry?
349
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,609
I'll
take a grilled cheese.
350
00:16:38,611 --> 00:16:40,946
What the hell are
you talking about?
351
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:42,915
No, I end up in here so much,
352
00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:46,752
That I stashed some
granola bars, just in case.
353
00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:49,654
Yeah, one time I hid in
here to catch dale cheating.
354
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,656
Another time it was
because dale came home
355
00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:53,358
While I was cheating
with his cousin.
356
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,093
I bet that dude
got nunchaku'd.
357
00:16:55,094 --> 00:16:57,596
They had to rebuild his
nose with part of his elbow.
358
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,597
I didn't even know
they could do it.
359
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:02,834
But honestly, it
looked better.
360
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:06,504
I make one horrible
decision after another.
361
00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:08,873
I'm a ridiculous person.
362
00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,909
Uh, you don't make all...
363
00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:14,011
Great choices,
364
00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:16,414
But at least now when
you make bad decisions,
365
00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:18,348
It actually bothers you.
366
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,351
It totally does.
367
00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:22,987
See?
It's new.
368
00:17:22,988 --> 00:17:25,757
It's progress.
369
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,691
You're gonna be fine.
370
00:17:35,934 --> 00:17:38,703
So why'd you really come over?
371
00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:41,205
I have to lay
some hard truth on you,
372
00:17:41,239 --> 00:17:42,824
But, uh, I don't
think I can do it.
373
00:17:42,825 --> 00:17:44,443
Sure, you can, and
I need to hear it.
374
00:17:44,444 --> 00:17:47,112
All right, listen, bobby.
375
00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:49,114
You're the life of the party,
376
00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:51,116
And-and everybody
loves that about you.
377
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,985
Good start, ease in
with the positive.
378
00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:57,422
But lately...
379
00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,357
You're getting lost
in my eyes. Look away.
380
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:02,794
Oh. All right. Um...
381
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,896
But lately, you're-
you're taking it too far,
382
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:07,265
And if you don't
stop with this bender,
383
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,202
Then I'm gonna have to
stop looking up to you,
384
00:18:10,237 --> 00:18:12,505
And that's gonna suck for me.
385
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,442
I know the jules thing was
a real kick in the stones,
386
00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:18,344
But... You'll get past it.
387
00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,516
Just not like this, though.
388
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,284
You're better than this.
389
00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:27,421
Ah, man. It hurts
pretty bad, buddy.
390
00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,496
Hey, you think we can
get that boardwalk guy
391
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,598
To draw you with
some don king hair?
392
00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:41,600
you want to
put me in a bikini, too?
393
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:43,936
He, you know it.
394
00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:54,012
Are you eating cake
'cause you feel bad
395
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:57,783
About all the mean things you
said? No. I'm just eating cake.
396
00:18:57,817 --> 00:18:59,751
Look, I-I don't
want to talk about
397
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:02,020
All the things that
we talked about before,
398
00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:05,389
Because when I think about
it, it just makes me so mad...
399
00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:07,992
Not at you, but at myself.
400
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:09,961
Will you accept my apology?
401
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:12,230
All right, before you answer,
402
00:19:12,264 --> 00:19:14,732
I brought over 2
bottles of $14 wine,
403
00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:16,701
Which I bought
with my own money.
404
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:19,705
Well, actually I got the money
from travis' wallet, but-
405
00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:22,174
Wow, I may have
a problem. Hmm.
406
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,210
Anyway, I also brought
my laptop computer,
407
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:26,144
And I found some great
online shopping sites.
408
00:19:26,146 --> 00:19:28,113
Now I know it's too
late for ellie day,
409
00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,148
But we could always do
ellie night.
410
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,551
You could look at all
the things tt you like,
411
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:35,120
And I could tell you
how you'd look in them.
412
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:36,622
What do you think?
413
00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:38,758
May I pour you
a glass of wine?
414
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,193
Yes, you may.
415
00:19:41,228 --> 00:19:45,698
♪ calling all friends and
people I met on the way down ♪
416
00:19:45,732 --> 00:19:49,535
Do you think I would
look good in that shirt?
417
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:52,104
Oh, so cute.
418
00:19:52,138 --> 00:19:53,672
What about those pants?
419
00:19:53,673 --> 00:19:56,642
Do you think I would look
skinny in those pants?
420
00:19:56,676 --> 00:19:58,344
So skinny. I mean,
too skinny, maybe.
421
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:00,045
Yeah, that's what I thought.
422
00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:04,049
Why do you think that color
always looks so good on me?
423
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:07,219
Because you are so beautiful.
424
00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:09,154
Yeah.
425
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:19,998
Hey, babe.
426
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:25,604
hi! Hey. Hey, there's
this really cute girl here.
427
00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:27,640
She looks like a
younger version of you.
428
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:30,577
Hey. Hey, melody! Come over
here and say hello to my wife.
429
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:32,512
Her name's ellie.
She's awesome.
430
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,681
hey, smelly ellie.
431
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:38,418
smelly ellie!
432
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,454
She's gonna love
that.
433
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:44,358
Oh, I love that you're
wearing stockings with shorts.
434
00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:48,663
I forgot to erase
one, didn't I?
435
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,397
You did. Good night.
436
00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:52,333
Mm.
437
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,701
Couch?
438
00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:58,272
Couch!
439
00:20:58,273 --> 00:20:59,773
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