All language subtitles for Children Ruin Everything s04e08 Memories.eng

- Let me see your nose.
(crew): Quiet on set!

- I love you.
- I love you.

Shall we do this?
- Yeah.

- All right.
- Okay, it's that one?

This is an incredibly exciting
moment in our lives.

We're having a baby.

How do I look?
- Lovely.

Actually you're a bit lop-sided.
- Oh.

(Dawn): Bo's company GoBo
is being bought over by Gero's Grocery.

- Always be crocheting.
Always be crocheting.

Always be crocheting.
Always be crocheting.

(Dawn): We're planning
a surprise birthday party for Mom's 60th.

(Astrid): Code red!
Dawn, code red.

(Dawn): Oh, my God,
there's a fire? - But to fully appreciate

all this good stuff,
you have to be in the moment.

- Mm-hmm.

- But we are far too
busy for that.

- Okay, wait, hang on.
Maybe it's more down.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I don't wanna look
silly on camera.

So, we've commissioned
a documentary

to create a living time capsule

to look back on,
starring our entire family.

(family shouting)

(Bo): The closer we are
to the sheep,

the easier they are to control.
(Astrid chokes)

- Whoa.
- Feels like everybody

in this family has something
to celebrate.

- Celebrate? What are we...
- I don't...

- I'm unemployed,
so what are we--

- Yeah, I just ruined my boss'
chances at getting re-elected,

so nothing to celebrate here.
I don't...

Is that what my sister wants?
- I don't know.

(theme music)

- I'm staring
into your guys' souls.

- We have to find pictures
for Nanima's birthday.

(James): I don't know, maybe
there's pictures on old phones?

Right? That's a thing.

- Do you have chargers
for all those?

- I should hope so.

(Astrid): Thankfully we're all
comfortable being on camera.

(Felix, distorted voice):
This is so sick.

- Except for Felix, who refuses
to sign over his likeness.

I think he just woke up
with weird hair.

(Felix): Well, this movie
will be good for Morris

because nobody remembers
anything from before five years old.

- Well, I remember everything.
Even being born.

Everyone cheered.
(Felix): No, they didn't.

- Well, your hair looks
like a rat's nest.

(Felix): I was going for that.

(Astrid): She doesn't wanna
make a big deal of it,

but turning 60 is a really,
really big milestone.

So, this year,
we are surprising her

with something that she's always
wanted, a laser cake.

- It's a cake made
of lasers you can eat.

(Felix): No, it isn't.
It's a cake that has lasers

shooting out of it
when you cut it.

- No, it's laser flavoured.

- Look how good my mom
looks in this photo.

- I didn't know Nisha smoked.

- She didn't.
(James): Huh? What's that?

- No.
(James): I mean...

(Astrid): She was such
a health freak.

Once I went to bed without
brushing my teeth.

She woke me up in the middle
of the night to show me pictures

of advanced gum disease
from her medical encyclopedia.

- Well, you do have
a beautiful smile. So... - Right.

(Felix): How come there are
no pictures of Morris on any of these things?

- Third born.
(James): Oh, look what I found.

(gasps)
- Baggy!

(James): It's crazy how
pictures are like a portal to another time.

- James, you hated
working at Gero's.

- I wouldn't say hated.

I mean, I didn't like the job,
per se,

but I, I, I miss working
with um... adults.

- Hovercraft mode engaged.
K-k-sh-sh.

- Ennis. No. Okay?

We need to move our product
from north to south on this route.

- Oh, shoot.
- Sorry, I just, I was just in the neighbourhood

and I thought I'd bring lunch
to my favourite soup-erstars.

See what I did?
'Cause it's soup I brought.

I brought soup.
- James, can't you see

that we're in the middle
of something historic?

No one has time for this.

- Yeah, James,
we're doing something.

- The GoBo-Gero's merger hinges
on us being able to ship

our product to Gero's stores.

Do I smell Sultry Lentil?

(Dawn): GoBo started
as a passion project

and turned into
a flourishing enterprise.

- But it all began
after an ever-so-slight psychological collapse.

From the pressures
of my last job.

So, as I was recovering,
I discovered crochet as a way to relax.

- No time to relax now.

GoBo is becoming
a wool garment empire.

I love being married to a mogul.

It's so fun!

- I wish I was small enough
to slip into this cup and swim around the warm broth.

- What if we shipped by train?

- You know Gero's
has a delivery network

that GoBo's could just
piggyback off of?

- Okay.
- GoBo should piggyback

off of Gero's existing
delivery network.

(Ennis): There's this
thing I like to do called idea drafting

where when someone
is sharing a great idea,

I like to kind of ride
in the wake of it

until people kinda think
it came from me. You know?

- Also, one of Gero's depots
has a water port.

They offload ships there.
It's cheaper to go by water.

- James...

I'd be honoured
if you stayed on today.

We need your beautiful
eyes on this.

- As chief logistics... person,

uh, as, as officer of...

as the lord of logistics, we
should have James stick around.

Use his business acumen
to help us get this deal done.

(James): I am out there
making moves again.

I am taking action.
I'm using the old noggin.

This is the feeling I remember
working at Gero's.

(Bo): Yeah, we're on the
precipice of something big.

(Marla): Don't leave me hanging.

- Things are about
to get c-razy!

(Zinnia grunting)

- Zinnia, careful!

I don't want the baby
to get a hernia.

(mocking)

(Astrid): Hi.
(Dawn): Ooh, hi.

- I've unearthed some
ancient artifacts.

(Dawn): Oh.

- You holding hands with
someone on the internet?

- It's a hand massager.

- Okay, I love this picture
of Mom and her friend.

I have so many good memories
of these two at the old house.

What was her name again?
- Oh yes, Dorcas.

- Dorcas?

That could not have
been her name.

- That's her name.
And I loved her too.

I wonder where she is now?
- Okay, another question,

what is with the cigarette
and ashtray in front of Mom?

Who smoked?
- Mom smoked.

She tried to keep it quiet,
but of course, I knew.

Yeah, Mom was
going through a lot, raising two daughters alone.

Smoking, a repulsive habit,

thankfully it does not
exist anymore.

It was a coping
mechanism for her.

- Mom was such a stick
in the mud.

She snuck yogurt into
the movie theatre.

- Hmm.
- She wore shower shoes

in her own shower.
- Hmm.

- She had a friend named Dorcas.
I was the one sneaking cigarettes.

I was the angsty teen,
not my mom.

A-doy, Dawn!

(Dawn): Oh, yes, Astrid
acted out as a teen.

She always struggled
to express herself.

That's when
the "a-doys" started.

(slow): A-doy, Dawn!

- A-doy is actually
a cry... for help.

(Astrid): Did I have a hard time
with my parents' divorce?

Uh, a-doy.
Yeah, I did.

A-doy, my dad left us!

A-doy.

- Yeah, well, I mean,
I think there's a lot of options you guys can consider.

But personally, I think
that this port actually would be pretty good to--

- Yeah, using this port would
probably be, if you'd consider it, the best option.

(Ennis): I, for one, am glad
that James is here.

He and I kind of have
a Michael Jordan,

Scottie Pippen thing going on.

So, it's nice to have Scottie
Pippen back in the fold.

- He said I was Pippen?

Well, this has been exciting.

- Very exciting to me.

- Yep, very exciting,
and it's been a really great day

but I gotta feed my kids.
So, uh, thank you very much.

- See you tomorrow.
- Sorry, I can't, no, no.

Tomorrow, I can't do tomorrow.

Um, I gotta take care
of my kids.

Astrid's gonna be doing
the whole Nisha's party thing.

- Mm-mm, you gotta help
broker the largest deal

in grocery-crochet history.
Grochet history.

Grochet-story.

We'll find a service
to look after the kids.

- Yeah, a service
to look after the kids.

We'll find one.
- Oh, great.

Ennis will take care of them.
- I'll take care of them.

Sorry, what?
- What?

- So, Michael Jordan is
babysitting a bunch of kids.

Like, when he played
for the Wizards?

(inhales and exhales deeply)

- Okay, I got my RSVPs
from Mom's friends.

Laurie, with the one ear from
the monkey accident, and Molly,

with the broken hip from
paintball, are both NA.

- Okay, as is Hilda,
with the chemical burned scalp.

- Hmm.
- Why are all of Mom's friends in such bad shape?

Does she miss nursing so much
she turned her entire life

into an emergency room?

(Dawn laughs)

- Speaking of Mom missing her
past, look what I found.

Ta-da!

An old postcard from
Mom's friend Dorcas.

- Oh.

"Having a great time
in Chichen Itza.

I bet these hieroglyphics
are just some old gal's grocery list.

Wishing you were here."
- Aw.

- "I understand why you stayed
home to keep an eye on Astrid.

Teenagers can be so
out of control."

- Keep reading, keep reading.
There's more.

- "I'm sorry she causes you
so much stress.

I'll bring you back
some Mexican cigarettes for our next smoke break.

Adios."

- See, um...

I was correct.

She did smoke.

- She didn't go because of me?

(Astrid): When I looked back,
I always thought I was a bad-ass teen.

But really, I was
just a bad teen.

And an ass teen.

(fighting on movie)

- Here, Felix,
you got chocolate all over your face, bud.

(Felix): Gone?

- S-sure.
(Viv): Uncle Ennis?

(Ennis): Yeah.
- My tummy hurts.

(Ennis): Uh, why don't you focus
on the cinematography?

You guys are following
what's happening, right?

- No.
(Felix): Not really.

- "Cloverfield" is the name
of the monster, not the city.

(Felix): Who's "Cloverfield?"
- I just said.

Hey, where's your brother?

I can't believe I have to do
all this work for GoBo.

This. What?

It's a waste.

(Felix): Look, a monster
terrorizing New York City.

- Pretty cool uncle
over here then, eh?

(Viv): Hmm.
(Ennis): High five.

Uh-oh, where have
your hands been?

(Ennis): Why are kids' hands
never clean?

It's like it's on me.

- Okay, I want to make
sure it's not crooked

and I'd like you to go
do the cupcakes now, please.

(Astrid): Hello.
- Hey!

- I have a massive surprise.
- Me too!

Okay. So, I got an amazing deal

on the laser cake.
- Oh.

- Now, $1,000
may sound expensive,

but they threw in
all these extra things

with Mom's face
printed on them. See?

- Oh, wow.
Are we supposed to wear these?

Mom looks like a missing child.

- Well, I think we'll do more
of a loot bag situation.

Zinnia. And look
at the collage I made.

See?
- Oh!

- And I thought it would be
nice for Mom to see

dear old Dorcas on there.
- Ah.

- You know, it's a shame
she can't be here.

- But this is the next
best thing.

- Yeah.
I'll see your next best thing

and raise you the next best
even better thing.

(Astrid): I felt so terrible
that I ruined my mom's post-divorce girls' trip.

I had to make it up to her
with something bigger than an apology.

So, I did a little digging.

(Dawn gasps)
Here she is!

It's Mrs. Doukas.

- Oh, you can call me
Dorcas, yeah.

- Her name is Dorcas Doukas.
- Oh, I--

- That's her name!
- Oh, my goodness!

Mom is gonna be
so thrilled to see you!

(Zinnia): Ahem.
- This is gonna make

a juicy plot twist
for the documentary.

Yeah, come in, come in, come in.
I made this.

(Dorcas): Oh, lovely.
- And look, you're here.

- Oh, yeah.
- And you're here.

(Dorcas): I was so happy
they remembered me with, with fondness.

It was a such a relief.
- She's gonna love

that you're here.
- Oh, great.

- You can't go back
and fix the past,

but you can make things better
going forward.

- Perhaps we expand our
warehouse facilities.

(groans)
Into rural areas.

(Bo): I like it.
- Mm-hmm.

- The closer we are
to the sheep,

the easier they are to control.

It means we'll have
to work tirelessly

into the night and on weekends.

- Well, it's gonna be
kinda hard to do with the baby on the way, yeah?

- Right.
I'm gonna be a father.

- You already are a father.
- Right. I...

(Bo): The last time I had
a business take off,

it was right after Corey
was born.

I missed his first steps, and
then the subsequent 7 to 8,000.

- Yeah, Bo kinda lost
his mind a little bit.

Set his tie on fire.

He wasn't wearing it,
but he did put

the singed remains back on
and walked to Guelph.

(James): I don't think
he meant to go to Guelph, I mean, no one does,

but that's where we found him.

He wasn't the same guy
after that.

The businessman was gone.

You okay?

(Bo): It's the biggest
regret of my life.

And I know I'm under
a lot of pressure,

but it's not gonna happen again.

Because of a reason...

...I'll think of.

(Nisha): Thank you
for this birthday treat.

This day can't get any better.

I was supposed to have lunch
with my friend Donna,

but she got lockjaw eating
a submarine sandwich.

- Aw, that's too bad.

It's nice to see friends
on your birthday.

- Yeah.

- So, Mom, tell me.
- Hmm.

- Roses and thorns for
the past 60 years.

- Oh, um, roses uh, well,
my children.

- Yes.
- And uh, my grandchildren.

Thorns, there's been
a lot of challenges over the years, you know.

- Yeah, Mom, um,
I just wanna say,

I, I really wanna apologize for
my behaviour when I was younger.

Especially going through
the divorce.

- Oh, no, the marriage
was stressful,

but the divorce was a relief.

- Oh.
- It was stressful

because I got stabbed
in the back by my friend Dorcas.

(Astrid chokes)
(Nisha): Whoa!

We were best friends,
working the desk together at the hospital.

We got along like a house
on fire, but I got burned.

She, she was a rotten person
and a bad influence.

And I smoked for a bit
because of her.

You remember?
- Yes!

- Yeah.
- Do I remember?

Uh, I remember everything.

(both laugh)

Oh, I just remembered,
I have to pick up Felix.

- What, from where? What?
- He's fine.

Mom, can I meet you
at Dawn's tonight,

for your very low-key,
family only birthday party?

Take the TTC.
- What? I guess I could. What?

- You gotta know
these things, Mom!

You gotta know the routes!
- Well, okay.

- (bleep) my life.
(bleep) my life.

Why, why does this (bleep)
Dorcas!

(rhythmic music)

(indistinct chatter)

(Astrid): Code red.
Code red. Dawn, code red.

- There's a fire?
- No, there's a disaster.

- Code red is fire, Astrid.

- Mom's on her way
here right now.

She's on the bus,
so it could either take one hour or five minutes.

We have to get Dorcas
outta here. Now.

- What? Why?

- Dorcas stabbed
Mom in the back.

Mom hates her.
(Dawn gasps)

- That's what I thought.
That's why I was so confused.

- Well, sorry, Dorcas,
you gotta go.

- Stop filming!
(Dorcas): Uh, well, you drove me here.

- Uh, okay, you'll have
to find your way.

I'm gonna take this. Also,
I'm gonna need the shirt back.

I don't think
she'd want you to have it.

(Dawn): Zinnia. Zinnia!
- What?

- Help Mrs. Doukas gather
her things

and then take this photo board
into the woods. And burn it.

- What?
- Burn it!

- I think my clothes...
Oh no, they were up there.

- Okay, go, just please, go.

- You get the front door.
You make sure Nanima does not come in here.

Viv, you get the back door.
(both): On it!

- Okay. Now, now!
(Felix): Excuse me, sorry.

(tense music)

- Back. Back.

Bo, buddy, been lookin' for ya.

What's uh...

- Cake?

- What's happening?

- It's the first thing
I ever crocheted.

I'm gonna do it again.

I'm gonna miss my baby's life.

- Listen, Bo, um...

(Bo sniffs deeply)

You got a lot
goin' on with this deal.

You don't have to do it.

You can just pull
the plug on it right now.

Look, listen to me, it's your
company, it's your family.

Just be a dad.

(Bo chuckles softly)

- Yes.

Yes, of course, it would be you
who made me see.

Thank you, my brother.

Go back to the party, James.

I'm just gonna tie up
a loose end.

- Okay.

But you're good though, right?

You're good?

(tense music)

(door shuts)

(Dorcas): Well, I think
I have everything.

- Oh, good, come on,
let's get you outta here.

Okay, come on.
Let's get outta here.

(Felix): She's here, she's here!

- Oh, my God, she's here.
Dawn, get rid of her!

Dawn!
- Get in there!

- Everybody, everybody,
she's here.

Gather, gather.

(all): Surprise!

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

(Astrid): We did it.

- What?
(both): Happy birthday, Mom!

(Nisha): Oh, what a surprise.

- Yay!
- I know.

- Oh you.
Ah, look at all these people.

Hello, I haven't seen you guys.

This is amazing.
Look at this.

Ah!
(laughs)

What?

- Oh, Mom, I, I'm sorry.

I didn't, because I didn't
realize that...

(laughs)

- This photo couldn't be
more perfect.

I mean, it was a bittersweet
time, but the truth is,

my life would not be the same
if it wasn't for Dorcas.

(Astrid and Dawn laugh)

- Oh, my goodness.

- Well, Mom, if you really
feel like that...

- Yeah.

- Why don't you,
say it to her face?

(Dawn): Ta-da!

- That snake, Dorcas Doukas.

- Happy birthday!
- You!

- Astrid invited her!

(Astrid): Oh, my God!
(thudding blow)

(guests exclaiming)

(guests shouting)

- Cut, cut, cut.

te

- Daddy, Dorcas is cigaretting!

(Felix): Want me
to kick her out?

- No, that's fine.
Just take this broken chair up there for me, please.

Hey, when did your mom learn
to kick ass like that?

- Honestly, I feel like
there's so much I don't know about my mom.

- That was crazy.
- By the way, in all the chaos,

I forgot to ask you.
How did, how did work go?

- Oh.
- Did it live up to the memory?

- No, grass is always
greener, you're right.

I gotta find something else.
- Where's Bo?

Gero's has agreed
to the tentative offer.

We need the president of GoBo.
James, where is he?

- He needs a moment.

- Twenty?
- Twenty years.

- Oh, my God.
- Twenty, 25?

- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, we talked it out.

We all make mistakes
when we're younger.

(Dorcas chuckles)

Come meet my friends, Dorcas.

- Okie doke.

(Viv): Nanima!
- Hey.

- Happy birthday!

(Felix): Nanima,
you're a sick fighter.

- Oh, best birthday
ever, kiddos.

(chuckles lovingly)

(Astrid): It's funny
to be in a moment

that you know is gonna be
a core memory.

Like something
the family's gonna talk about for a long time.

Just when you think
that there's a disaster on your hands,

everything turns out to be okay.

- Or not.
Only time will tell.

(Dawn): We're recording
the present

and repairing the past
while making new memories.

This baby is joining
a wonderful family

in a loving and stable home.

(Marla): James!

- Hmm? What?
What's happening?

- Bo is gone.

- Wait, what do you mean, gone?

- He crocheted this note
saying he's leaving

and until he gets back,
James is in charge of GoBo.

- Oh, my God,
Morris is missing too!

- What?
- What?

- No, he's right here.

(Morris falls)

- Okay, good.

So, just Bo is missing
and the James thing then.

Yeah.

(tense music)

You've gotta meet my friends.
You're gonna love 'em.

This is Art,
he was just in Vegas.

Got hypnotized
and fell off the stage.

I don't know why.
And this is Lainie.

- Mm-hmm.
- Lainie knits.

And she's got that cane
'cause she was taking pictures

of some wild turkeys
and got hit by a motorcycle.

(laughs)
And um, this is Gloria.

She's lovely, but her ear
was attacked

by a murder hornet,
just like that. Yep.

And um, Ahad, I'm sorry about
the pony stepping on your neck.

What a drag!

You're getting there.
It's coming back.

You can, look, he can nod.

You can nod your head again.

She's got a bad lip.
It's not a cold sore.

It's just--
- She did it.

- Just a...
- She's got a hook.

Right hook.
A really good.

- What's this for again?

(mysterious music)

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