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[ Announcer ]
FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...
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GLAGNAR'S HUMAN RINDS.
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IT'S A BUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHA
HUMANS!
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[ Loud Crunch ]
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[ Grunting With Effort ]
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[ Opener Grinds Loudly ]
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[ Squeaking And Panting ]
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OOH!
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[ Snuffling ]
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[ Ravenous Gobbling ]
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AW, SOMEBODY LIKES SNOUTS.
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IS IT ME?
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[ Humming ]
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OH, MY HEAD!
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MY PRECIOUS HEAD!
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OH!
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[ Gasping ]
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STUPID CAN OPENER!
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YOU KILLED MY FATHER
AND NOW YOU'VE COME BACK FOR ME!
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YOU ALL RIGHT,
BENDER?
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UH, YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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BUT I DON'T SEE WHY
WE KEEP THIS TICKING
TIME BOMB AROUND
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JUST FOR THAT
DUMB ANIMAL!
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DON'T YELL AT NIBBLER
LIKE THAT.
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YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS.
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COME ON, PET HIM
AND MAKE UP.
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NO!
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I SAID PET HIM.
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I'LL PET HIM.
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I'LL PET HIM
WITH BOTH HANDS!
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[ Snarling ]
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OW, MY ASS!
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GET OFF! GET OFF!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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EH, IT'S NOTHING A
LAWSUIT WON'T CURE!
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NOT YOU.
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[ Nibbler Whimpers ]
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OH, POOR BABY.
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CHIPPED A FANG.
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[ Kissing Sounds ]
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HEY, I GOT A BUSTED ASS
HERE!
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I DON'T SEE ANYONE
KISSING IT!
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ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING.
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REMEMBER:
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ROVER GETS THE PILL
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AND PEPPER GETS
THE SUPPOSITORY.
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NEXT!
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OW!
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[ Groaning ]
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AH, IT'S JUST
A SIMPLE BROKEN FANG.
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NOTHING SERIOUS.
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WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY
THERE, DOCTOR?
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO PUT HIM DOWN?
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NO, I...
BUT I...
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TERRIBLE SHAME, THAT.
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SHALL I DO THE HONORS?
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NO!
OW!
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[ Grunting ]
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YOU ABOUT DONE?
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NEXT TIME I'M KEEPING IT.
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WELL, I BELIEVE I HAVE
A REPLACEMENT FANG
FOR YOUR PET
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IN THE NEXT ROOM.
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[ Loud Roar ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Screaming ]
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WELL, UH...
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THE JAGUAR DIDN'T WANT
TO COOPERATE
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BUT LUCKILY HE KNOCKED
ONE OF MY TEETH OUT.
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NOW, THEN...
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OW!
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HEY, WHAT ARE THESE RINGS
IN NIBBLER'S FANG?
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UM, I'M STILL
A LITTLE WOOZY
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FROM A GAZELLE KICK
THIS MORNING
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BUT IF HE'S ANYTHING
LIKE THE COMMON TREE
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THE RINGS MIGHT INDICATE
HIS AGE.
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[ Chortling ]
YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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IT WOULD TAKE SOME KIND
OF GENIUS
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TO COUNT ALL THOSE RINGS.
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HE'S FIVE.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG NIBBLER.
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AW, LOOK HOW CUDDLY
HE LOOKS IN HIS NEW CAPE.
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I'D BE CUDDLY, TOO,
IF SOMEONE GAVE ME A NEW CAPE.
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WHO'S PLAYING "PIN THE TAIL
ON THE MOON MAGGOT"?
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OOH, ME! EVERYONE WATCH
HOW GOOD I AM!
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[ Beeping ]
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YAY!
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
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WHAT PRIZE DO I GET, CASH?
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[ Amy ]
HEY, LOOK
AT NIBBLER!
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[ Licking Sounds ]
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AW, HE'S HOLDING A SPOON.
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HE'S SO TALENTED.
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YOU CALL
THAT TALENT?
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GATHER 'ROUND OL' BENDER
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AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW
OF A LIFETIME.
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[ Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]
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TA-DA!
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OH!
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NOW, HE'S WEARING
A HAT!
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COME ON, LET'S ALL
SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
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♪ WHAT DAY IS TODAY
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♪ IT'S NIBBLER'S
BIRTHDAY ♪
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♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A BIRTHDAY
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♪ LET'S ALL HAVE SOME CAKE.
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[ Fry ]
♪ AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO.
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[ Applause ]
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HEY!
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WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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[ Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]
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[ Leela ]
BENDER
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE COOKING FOR THIS PARTY.
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FINE. WE'LL HAVE RACK
OF NIBBLER.
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JUST MAKE A SIMPLE CAKE.
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AND THIS TIME IF SOMEONE'S
GOING TO JUMP OUT OF IT
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MAKE SURE TO PUT THEM IN
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AFTERYOU COOK IT.
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SO IT'S A CAKE
YOU WANT, IS IT?
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I'LL MAKE YOU A CAKE
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
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[ Evil Laughter ]
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THAT'LL TAKE CARE
OF THOSE ANNOYING RATS.
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NOW, TO MAKE A CAKE SO DELICIOUS
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THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO LOVE AND WORSHIP ME.
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[ Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Humming ]
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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THERE!
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THIS WILL TEACH
THOSE FILTHY BASTARDS
WHO'S LOVABLE.
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NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS SPELL CHECK IT
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AND IT'S READY
FOR MY ADMIRING PUBLIC.
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NO! GET AWAY FROM THERE.
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Loud Chomping ]
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[ Angry Moaning ]
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[ Burping ]
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THAT'S IT!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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[ Flushing ]
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BENDER, WHAT'S GOING...
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Gurgling ]
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NO!
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HEY, CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M USING THE TOILET?
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[ Sobbing ]
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BENDER, HOW COULD
YOU FLUSH NIBBLER
DOWN THE TOILET?
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WELL, STEP ONE, I HAD
TO LIFT THE SEAT.
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THAT WAS THE FIRST
LITTLE ANNOYANCE.
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AM I RIGHT, MEN?
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AREN'T YOU UPSET
AT ALL?
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I
FLUSHED FRY DOWN THE TOILET?
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ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
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YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY
FOR ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS.
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OF COURSE I DO.
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RIGHT NOW, I FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU.
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YOU DO?
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YEAH. I MEAN
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ONE CANTALOUPE-SIZED
BLOODSHOT EYE.
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YOU AIN'T WINNING NO
BEAUTY PAGEANTS, LADY.
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[ Crying ]
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AND SO WE SAY
"GOOD-BYE"
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TO OUR BELOVED PET,
NIBBLER
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WHO'S GONE TO A PLACE WHERE
I, TOO, HOPE ONE DAY TO GO--
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THE TOILET.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Flushing ]
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I WOULDN'T FEEL SO BAD
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IF BENDER JUST UNDERSTOOD
THE PAIN HE CAUSED ME.
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[ Bender Laughs ]
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Give it to me
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straight, Doctor.
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Don't sugarcoat it.
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Very well.
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Your entire family died
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when a plane piloted
by your fiancée
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crashed into
your uninsured home.
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And you have inoperable cancer.
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[ Laughing ]
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BET YOU WEREN'T
EXPECTING THAT ONE,
CALCULON!
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IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND SIMPLE
HUMANOID EMOTION.
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I WISH JUST ONCE
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BENDER COULD FEEL
EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL.
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ACTUALLY, THROUGH
THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE
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THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
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UH-OH. IS THIS GOING
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TO BE ANOTHER
CRAZY EXPERIMENT
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THAT CROSSES A LINE
MAN WAS NOT MEANT
TO CROSS?
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[ Woman ]
The official death toll
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in that tragic rocket crash
has now been raised to 54,000.
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[ Snickering ]
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[ Shouting ]
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HEY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HEAD?
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I NEED TO TINKER
IN IT.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE
A POTTED PLANT LIKE FRY?
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QUIET YOU.
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I'M INSTALLING
AN "EMPATHY CHIP."
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AND THAT'LL ALLOW BENDER
TO FEEL OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS?
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YES... IF BY "ALLOW"
YOU MEAN "FORCE."
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OW... OOH...
SON OF A...
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OH, DEAR!
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OH, MY! UH-OH!
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ONCE MORE.
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STEADY NOW!
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THERE WE GO.
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NOW, I'LL SIMPLY TUNE IT
TO LEELA'S EMOTIONAL FREQUENCY.
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MY GOD!
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I'M OVERCOME WITH... FEELINGS.
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I'M EXPERIENCING
A POWERFUL YEARNING TO...
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TO CRAM MY GULLET
FULL OF MACKEREL HEADS.
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THAT'S ME, BABY.
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HMM...
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NOW I'M WORRIED THAT
I'M NOT AS SMART AS LEELA.
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BUT AT THE SAME TIME
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I FEEL RELIEVED
THAT I'M CUTER THAN HER.
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UH, THAT'S ME.
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[ Whispering ]
THANKS FOR COVERING.
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THIS TIME
I MISS NIBBLER
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AND I'M FEELING NOSY
AND OPINIONATED.
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BINGO!
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THAT'S LEELA.
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THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR.
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I'M HAPPY BENDER
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CAN FINALLY FEEL
MY PAIN.
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HAPPY...
I LIKE THIS FEELING.
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JUST DON'T REVERT
TO YOUR USUAL MOPEY SELF.
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I'M NOT MOPEY.
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YOU SHUT UP.
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ANGER, HUH?
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ANGER
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YOU ONE-EYED JERK
WITH A DEAD PET!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Crowd Chattering Happily ]
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THANKS FOR TAKING
ME OUT, AMY.
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I FEEL SLIGHTLY
LESS MISERABLE ALREADY.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD CHEER YOU UP?
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YOU SHOULD GET
YOURSELF A PUPPY.
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A PUPPY?
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[ Sniffling ]
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NIBBLER LOVED
TO EAT PUPPIES.
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying ]
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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I MISS NIBBLER.
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YOU DO?
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HELL, NO!
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IT'S LEELA'S
STUPID FEELINGS.
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WHY CAN'T SHE JUST
DRINK HERSELF HAPPY
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LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
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[ Crying ]
250
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:39,102
[ Guzzling ]
251
00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:44,758
[ Jealous Growl ]
252
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,172
UH-OH, JEALOUSY.
253
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,274
YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO HOT!
254
00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:49,067
WHA...?!
255
00:10:49,102 --> 00:10:50,067
THE ONLY REASON
256
00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,102
YOU GET ALL THE GUYS
257
00:10:51,136 --> 00:10:53,586
IS BECAUSE YOU DRESS
LIKE A TRAMP.
258
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,447
THEY'RE JUST RESPONDING
TO MY PERSONALITY.
259
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,033
UH, LEELA, ARMANDO AND I
260
00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:01,447
ARE GOING TO THE BACKSEAT
OF HIS CAR FOR COFFEE.
261
00:11:01,481 --> 00:11:04,517
YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
HERE BY YOURSELF?
262
00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,517
SURE. I'M HAVING
A GREAT TIME.
263
00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:10,447
REALLY-- YOU TWO
GO ENJOY YOURSELVES.
264
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,033
I'M SO LONELY.
265
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:16,000
I'M GOING TO GO EAT
A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM.
266
00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:19,551
[ Crying ]
267
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,793
THE SPOON'S IN THE FOOT POWDER.
268
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,033
[ Sniffling ]
269
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,379
[ Bender Groans ]
270
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,240
I'M AT THE END
OF MY ROPE.
271
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:36,309
I CAN'T LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE
WITHOUT POOR, SWEET NIBBLER.
272
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:37,551
TOO BAD HE WASN'T
AN ALLIGATOR.
273
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,206
YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU FLUSH THOSE THINGS
274
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,551
THEY STAY ALIVE IN THE SEWERS.
275
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:41,861
REALLY?YEP.
276
00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:44,344
MY FRIEND'S COUSIN'S
CASEWORKER SAW ONE ONCE.
277
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:45,965
IT'S A WIDELY BELIEVED FACT.
278
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,413
HMM, SEWERS.
279
00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:50,517
THINKING, THINKING, THINKING.
280
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:51,620
[ Bell Rings ]
281
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,172
HANG ON, NIBBLER!
282
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,379
UNCLE BENDER'S COMING
TO SAVE YOU.
283
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:59,172
[ Flushing ]
284
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,551
DAMN, IT'S TOO SMALL.
285
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,447
WHAT DO THOSE HUMANS DESIGN
THIS FOR, ANYWAY?
286
00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:11,586
AHA! BENDER, ONE. TOILET, ZERO.
287
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:14,965
[ Flushing ]
288
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,240
SEE YOU ON
THE OTHER SIDE.
289
00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:18,447
[ Gurgling ]
290
00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:19,724
[ Knocking On Door ]
291
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,413
BENDER? BENDER?!
292
00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:23,724
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOMBRERO?
293
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:24,931
[ Gasps ]
294
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:31,931
NOW HE'S FLUSHED
HIMSELFDOWN
THE TOILET?
295
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:33,620
WHO'S HE GOING
TO FLUSH NEXT?
296
00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:34,758
HEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
297
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,793
HE ONLY FLUSHED HIMSELF
298
00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,724
BECAUSE YOUR EMOTIONS
MADE HIM FEEL BAD.
299
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,861
YOU'RE RIGHT.
300
00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:40,102
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
301
00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,206
OH, GREAT.
302
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,895
NOW YOU'RE MAKING
HIM FEEL WORSE.
303
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,688
I GUESS WE'D BETTER
GO DOWN INTO THE SEWERS
AND LOOK FOR HIM.
304
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:46,724
ARE YOU CRAZY?
305
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,379
THERE'S MUTANTS DOWN THERE.
306
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,965
THEY'LL EAT YOU ALIVE.
307
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,551
THEY'RE HIDEOUS!
308
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:54,033
[ Screaming ]
309
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,067
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS MUTANTS.
310
00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:57,965
THAT'S A RIDICULOUS URBAN MYTH.
311
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,688
OH, DON'T BE SO SURE.
312
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,344
MANY SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
313
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,895
HUMANS REALLY COULD
MUTATE DOWN THERE
314
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:08,517
DUE TO EXPOSURE TO TOXIC WASTE
AND RADIOACTIVE RUNOFF
315
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,481
AND GOOD OLD AMERICAN FECES.
316
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:14,379
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
317
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:20,965
PHEW!
318
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,793
LADIES FIRST.
319
00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:24,136
[ Yelling ]
320
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,620
[ Splash ]
321
00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:26,965
[ Fry Sputtering ]
322
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,102
UGH! AND THE AFTERTASTE.
323
00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:33,861
[ Screams ]
324
00:13:33,895 --> 00:13:34,517
WHAT IS IT?
325
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,033
I BURNED MY FINGER.
326
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,826
OKAY, CHECK THE GUIDEBOOK.
327
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,826
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
UNDER PARK AVENUE.
328
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,067
OOH, RITZY.
329
00:13:43,102 --> 00:13:45,447
JUST THINK, ALL THIS
WAS PROBABLY ONCE
330
00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,206
A CHARITY LUNCHEON
FOR THE MET.
331
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,309
[ Clanking ]
332
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,379
WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?
333
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,895
[ Groaning ]
334
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,620
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
THROWN OUT THE MANUAL.
335
00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:56,688
BENDER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME DOWN HERE.
336
00:13:56,724 --> 00:14:00,931
I KNOW, BUT I JUST
MISSED NIBBLER SO MUCH.
337
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,240
[ Sobbing ]
338
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,931
HE WAS SO CUTE.
339
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,620
HE WAS SO SWEET.
340
00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:09,688
YUCK. THIS EMOTIONAL DISPLAY
IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.
341
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,033
OR MAYBE IT'S
WHATEVER THAT IS.
342
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,688
NIBBLER?
343
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,895
NIBBLER?
344
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,379
IT'S NO USE.
345
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,240
WE'D BETTER TURN BACK.
346
00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,724
WHICH WAY, FRY?
347
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:24,793
HMM. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH...
348
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,102
THAT PIPE.
349
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,413
DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WIDER
AFTER ABOUT A MILE.
350
00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:33,033
IDIOT.
IDIOT.
351
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,551
OKAY, OKAY, NEVER MIND.
352
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:37,274
I'LL JUST ASK THOSE PEOPLE
FOR DIRECTIONS.
353
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,826
[ Muttering ]
354
00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:41,274
MUTANTS!
355
00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:42,274
[ Screams ]
356
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,793
[ Screams ]
357
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:44,793
[ Beeping ]
358
00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:46,861
[ Screaming ]
359
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,724
[ Leela ]
MUTANTS!
360
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:51,826
THEY'RE REAL.
361
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:52,965
[ Screaming ]
362
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,965
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
363
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,136
BACK. BACK.
364
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,067
THANKS, HANDSOME.
365
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,551
PLEASE, DO NOT
BE FRIGHTENED.
366
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,551
WE'RE HARMLESS.
367
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,136
I HAVE THREE ARMS.
368
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,586
I SAID HARMLESS,
NOT ARMLESS.
369
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,586
LAY OFF HIM.
370
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,240
YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY GOT
ONE EAR.
371
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:12,413
HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE EATING OUR BRAINS?
372
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:13,413
YOU'RE MUTANTS.
373
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,586
MUTANTS?
374
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,931
PERHAPS IT IS YOU
WHO ARE THE MUTANTS.
375
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,033
PLEASE, DWAYNE.
376
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,517
HAVE YOU LOOKED
IN A MIRROR LATELY?
377
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,620
WELCOME TO OUR VILLAGE.
378
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:26,102
IT MAY NOT BE PARIS,
BUT IT HAS A CERTAIN...
379
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:29,379
QUAINT CHARM THAT I, FOR ONE,
WOULDN'T TRADE FOR THE WORLD.
380
00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:32,033
YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU LIVE
IN A SEWER, RIGHT?
381
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,206
PERHAPS.
382
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,861
BUT PERHAPS
YOUR CIVILIZATION
383
00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:38,067
IS MERELY THE SEWER
OF AN EVEN GREATER
SOCIETY ABOVE YOU.
384
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:39,481
NO, WE'RE ON THE TOP.
385
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,965
DAYLIGHT
AND EVERYTHING.
386
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,620
OH.
387
00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,724
IT MUST BE WONDERFUL.
388
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:44,344
EH.
389
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,620
LISTEN, WE ACTUALLY
390
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,724
CAME DOWN HERE
TO FIND OUR PET, NIBBLER.
391
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,413
HE GOT FLUSHED
DOWN THE TOILET.
392
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,826
WELL, IF HE GOT FLUSHED
DOWN THE TOILET
393
00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:53,654
HE PROBABLY
CAME THROUGH HERE.
394
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:55,067
EVERYTHING ALWAYS DOES.
395
00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:56,895
FOLLOW ME.
396
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,654
ALL THAT IS OURS
397
00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:02,033
WAS ONCE FLUSHED DOWN
YOUR TOILETS.
398
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,861
OVER THERE IS
OUR AQUARIUM.
399
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,586
THIS IS OUR LIBRARY.
400
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,172
NOTHING BUT CRUMPLED PORNO
AND AYN RAND.
401
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,447
AND OVER HERE IS OUR CHURCH.
402
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,724
WOW, YOU GUYS WORSHIP
AN UNEXPLODED NUCLEAR BOMB?
403
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,517
YEAH, BUT NOBODY'S
THAT OBSERVANT.
404
00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,724
IT'S MAINLY A CHRISTMAS
AND EASTER THING.
405
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:22,206
NIBBLER?
406
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,309
COME TO DADDY,
SWEETIE-OOKUMS.
407
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:28,172
SO, IS IT TRUE THAT ALLIGATORS
FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET
408
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,240
SURVIVE DOWN HERE?
409
00:16:29,274 --> 00:16:30,931
NO. THAT'S JUST
AN URBAN LEGEND.
410
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,309
THEN WHAT
ARE THOSE?
411
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:33,379
CROCODILES.
412
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,724
WE KEEP THEM
AS PETS.
413
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,586
THEN, WHEN THEY
GROW TOO LARGE
414
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,688
WE FLUSH THEM DOWN
415
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,447
INTO THE SUB-SEWER.
416
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:42,931
SOME SAY THERE'S A FREAKISH
RACE OF SUB-MUTANTS DOWN THERE.
417
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,413
PLEASE, THAT'S JUST
A SUB-URBAN LEGEND.
418
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,172
OH? THEN I SUPPOSE YOU ALSO
DON'T BELIEVE IN...
419
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,654
EL CHUPANIBRE.
420
00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:52,067
[ All Gasping ]
421
00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:54,688
EL CHUPANIBRE? WHAT'S THAT?
422
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,274
[ Guitar Strumming ]
423
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,793
GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN
424
00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:02,033
FOR THE LEGEND OF EL CHUPANIBRE.
425
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,964
♪ HE CREEPS AND CRAWLS
IN THE MIDNIGHT HUSH ♪
426
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,378
♪ SILENT AS A LOW-FLOW
TOILET FLUSH ♪
427
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,586
♪ WATCH YOUR STEP,
'CAUSE SOONER OR LATER ♪
428
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:13,034
♪ HE'LL EAT YOU WHOLE
AND HALF YOUR ALLIGATOR. ♪
429
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,034
CROCODILE.
430
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,413
- WHATEVER.
- [ Snorts ]
431
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,205
WAIT, OUR PET NIBBLER
432
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,000
LOVES FRESH CROCODILE.
433
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,931
IT'S HIS FAVORITE TREAT.
434
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,792
HE MUST BE
EL CHUPANIBRE.
435
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,000
HEY, YEAH.
436
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:27,344
YOU UNLEASHED THE DREADED
EL CHUPANIBRE UPON US?
437
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,378
THEN YOU ARE OUR SWORN ENEMIES.
438
00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:31,862
[ All Shouting ]
439
00:17:31,895 --> 00:17:33,136
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
440
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,723
HE WOULD NEVER HURT PEOPLE.
441
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,309
LET US HELP YOU CAPTURE HIM.
442
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,758
IMPOSSIBLE.
443
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,205
IF THE LEGEND IS TRUE
444
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,275
OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO OFFER
HIM A SNACK-RIFICE.
445
00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:43,964
YES, AN UNSPOILED VIRGIN.
446
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,103
I VOLUNTEER.
447
00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:46,792
NICE TRY, LEELA
448
00:17:46,826 --> 00:17:49,136
BUT WE'VE ALL SEEN
ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S WEB PAGE.
449
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,205
[ Laughing ]
450
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,413
OH, I MADE MYSELF
FEEL BAD.
451
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,034
SHE'LL HAVE TO DO.
CHAIN HER TO THE POST.
452
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,067
AND RIP HER
SHIRT A LITTLE.
453
00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:06,895
BEHOLD. WHEN EL CHUPANIBRE
COMES FOR THE... "VIRGIN"
454
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,413
HE WILL BE SNARED
BY THIS ROPE TRAP.
455
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:10,792
SHH.
456
00:18:10,826 --> 00:18:12,758
EL CHUPANIBRE
COMES SOON.
457
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,067
IT IS NIGHTFALL.
458
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,240
NIGHTFALL?
459
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,136
HOW CAN YOU TELL
DOWN HERE?
460
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,205
[ Splashing ]
461
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,689
THE TIDE IS COMING IN.
462
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,895
QUIET. THE BEAST APPROACHES.
463
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:25,862
[ Footsteps ]
464
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:27,000
[ All Yelling ]
465
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:34,654
[ Gasps ]
466
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,723
NIBBLER!
467
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,826
AH, COME HERE,
PRECIOUS.
468
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,654
LOOK, EVERYONE,
IT'S EL CHUPANIBRE.
469
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,103
THAT'S NOT EL CHUPANIBRE.
470
00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:45,862
SAY WHAT?
471
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,240
THAT'SEL CHUPANIBRE.
472
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,550
[ Growling ]
473
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,275
[ Screams ]
474
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,517
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
475
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:01,964
[ High-Pitched Scream ]
476
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,172
[ High-Pitched Scream ]
477
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:05,964
BENDER, DO SOMETHING.
478
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,448
I'M TOO SCARED.
479
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,964
LEELA, YOUR "SCAREDNESS"
IS BEING TRANSMITTED
STRAIGHT TO BENDER.
480
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,826
IF YOU CARE ABOUT NIBBLER,
STOP CARING ABOUT HIM.
481
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,103
I CAN'T.
482
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:16,517
I LOVE EVERY
LIVING CREATURE.
483
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,309
EVEN ME?
484
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,240
AS A FRIEND.
485
00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,034
DAMN.
486
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,275
[ Sobbing ]
487
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:21,586
LISTEN TO ME,
LEELA.
488
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,448
I'M AN EXPERT
AT NOT CARING.
489
00:19:23,481 --> 00:19:26,205
THE SECRET IS TO STOP
GIVING A RAT'S ASS
490
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,481
ABOUT ANYONE ELSE
491
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,792
AND START THINKING OF
THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT--
492
00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,067
THAT YOU DESERVE--
493
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,862
THAT THE WORLD OWES YOU.
494
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:37,550
WELL, I COULD USE
A NEW TANK TOP.
495
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,103
BIGGER! BIGGER!
496
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,517
A FASHIONABLE TANK TOP,
AND DESIGNER BOOTS
497
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,344
ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS.
498
00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,689
DON'T STOP NOW.
499
00:19:45,723 --> 00:19:47,964
YOU'LL NEED SOME PANTS
TO GO WITH THAT OUTFIT.
500
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,034
YEAH.
501
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,517
AND I COULD AFFORD IT ALL
502
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:53,103
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEED
THAT STUPID NIBBLER.
503
00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:54,448
BENDER IS BACK.
504
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:56,103
I'LL SAVE YOU, NIBBLER.
505
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,619
AW.
506
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,344
BENDER'S GOING TO BE KILLED!
507
00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:09,034
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I COULD USE?
508
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,103
A WEEKEND AT ONE
OF THOSE FANCY SPAS.
509
00:20:11,136 --> 00:20:12,344
AND A TOBLERONE.
510
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,413
HUH?
511
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,448
[ Flushing ]
512
00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:29,895
[ Roaring ]
513
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,517
[ Gurgling ]
514
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,034
YAY! YOU DID IT!
515
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,275
[ Cheering ]
516
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,481
LET'S HAVE A TISSUE TAPE PARADE.
517
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:38,689
[ Bender ]
NO, THANKS.
518
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,654
[ Splash ]
519
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,448
[ Whimpering ]
520
00:20:45,481 --> 00:20:48,240
GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN,
TO HEAR THE LEGEND OF BENDER.
521
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:52,034
♪ HE CAME FROM ABOVE WITH...
522
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,964
IT'S GOING TO BE MANY A YEAR
523
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,136
BEFORE SOMEONE FLUSHES ANOTHER
GUITAR STRING.
524
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,758
THAT WAS A
DISGUSTING
STORY.
525
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,034
AND IT'S ALL
THANKS TO BENDER.
526
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,344
I LOVE YOU, BENDER.
527
00:21:05,378 --> 00:21:07,000
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
528
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:09,344
GET THAT STUPID CHIP
OUT OF ME
529
00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:11,000
BEFORE I KILL MYSELF.
530
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,378
BENDER, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
531
00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:17,826
BUT THE EMPATHY CHIP
BURNED OUT.
532
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:21,964
THE EMOTION YOU FELT FOR NIBBLER
WAS ACTUALLY YOUR OWN.
533
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,586
HUH. LOOKS LIKE BENDER LEARNED
AN IMPORTANT LESSON
534
00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:27,275
ABOUT RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S
FEELINGS AFTER ALL.
535
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:28,895
[ All Agreeing ]
536
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,550
NO, I'M WRONG.
537
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:33,344
THE EMPATHY CHIP WAS RUNNING
AT TRIPLE CAPACITY.
538
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,136
AND I STILL BARELY FELT
ANYTHING.
539
00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,862
GOOD NIGHT, LOSERS.
540
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,517
YOU KNOW, BENDER MAY NOT
HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ME
541
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,413
BUT I THINK I ACTUALLY LEARNED
SOMETHING FROM HIM.
542
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:47,586
SO LONG, JERKWADS!
543
00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:50,964
SO LONG.
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