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[ Humming ]
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PIZZA DELIVERY.
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WOW. SO THIS IS A REAL
TV STATION, HUH?
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WELL, IT'S A FOX AFFILIATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SHOWING RIGHT NOW?
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SINGLE
FEMALE LAWYER.
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IT'S THE SEASON FINALE.
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YOU WANT TO WATCH?
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AH, I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT'S A CHICK SHOW.
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I PREFER PROGRAMS OF THE GENRE
WORLD'S BLANKIEST BLANK.
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SHE IS WEARING
THE WORLD'S SHORTIEST SKIRT.
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I'M IN.
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Counselor,
I remind you
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that it's unethical to
sleep with your client.
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If you really care
about the outcome
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of the case, you
should sleep with me.
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YOUR HONOR,
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
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TO PROPOSITION
A SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER IN COURT
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BUT THIS IS
A UNISEX BATHROOM.
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OVERRULED, COUNSELOR.
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[ Moaning ]
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COULD YOU REPEAT
THAT LAST PART?
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[ Yawning ]
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[ Electronic Crackling ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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YOU KNOCKED FOX
OFF THE AIR.
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PFFT. LIKE ANYONE
ON EARTH CARES.
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Could you repeat
that last part?
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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I DEMAND TO KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED
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TO THE PLUCKY LAWYER
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AND HER
COMPELLINGLY SHORT GARMENT.
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Due to technical difficulties,
we now bring you
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eight animated shows in a row.
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[ Growls ]
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF
BOB MARLEY'S GHOST?
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GET TO WORK,
YOU LAZY BOLTBAG.
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[ Laughing ]
OOH.
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HEY, QUIT IT, HERMES.
IT'S LABOR DAY.
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LABOR DAY?
THAT PHONY-BALONEY HOLIDAY
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CRAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS
BY FAT-CAT UNION GANGSTERS?
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- THAT'S THE ONE.
- HOT DAMN. A DAY OFF.
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WHO'S UP FOR ONE LAST
SUMMER BEACH TRIP?
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OH, YEAH.
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READY, FREDDY.
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EH. I THINK
I'LL JUST STAY HERE.
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FRY, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE
SITTING IN FRONT OF THAT TV.
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YOU NEED TO GET OUT
AND SEE THE REAL WORLD.
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BUT THIS IS HDTV.
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IT'S GOT BETTER RESOLUTION
THAN THE REAL WORLD.
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EVERYONE'S TOO POLITE
TO SAY ANYTHING
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BUT YOU'RE COVERED
WITH BEDSORES.
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- NOT COVERED.
- JUST GET IN THE CAR.
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AH, HERE WE ARE.
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MONUMENT BEACH.
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WAIT. MOUNT RUSHMORE
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AND THE LEANING
TOWER OF PISA?
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I DIDN'T KNOW THEY
WERE BOTH IN NEW YORK.
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THEY ARE NOW.
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IN THE 2600s,
NEW YORKERS ELECTED
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A SUPER-VILLAIN GOVERNOR
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AND HE STOLE MOST
OF THE WORLD'S MONUMENTS.
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TRULY A GREAT MAN.
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LOOK AT HIM UP THERE.
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[ Whistles ]
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[ Humming ]
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AHH!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Loud Beeping ]
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AHA!
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FOUND YOU.
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OKAY, NOW
YOU GO HIDE.
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[ Chuckles ]
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NICE KNOWING YOU.
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AHH!
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[ Groans ]
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COME ON, ZOIDBERG.
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I PASSED IT
RIGHT TO YOU.
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I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS GAME.
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I'M GOING FOR A SCUTTLE.
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OKAY, EVERYONE,
COME AND GET IT!
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AH! JUST LIKE
MY DAD USED TO MAKE
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UNTIL McDONALD'S FIRED HIM.
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BITE MY RED-HOT
GLOWING ASS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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RED-HOT GLOWING ASS!
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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OW! OW! OW!
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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OH, YEAH!
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MMM.
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[ Whimpers ]
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NO! NIBBLER.
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PSST.
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PROFESSOR, I NEED
ANOTHER BIKINI.
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HUH? WHA--
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OH, OKAY.
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I THINK THERE'S
ONE CAN LEFT.
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OH, MY.
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THERE. HOW DO I LOOK?
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LIKE A CHEAP FRENCH HARLOT.
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FRENCH?
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SAY, DOLLFACE,
HOW'D YOU LIKE
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TO MAKE TIME
WITH A REAL MAN?
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NO. I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BULLIES
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NO MATTER HOW BIG
AND, UH, HANDSOME THEY ARE.
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IT'S OKAY, LEELA,
GO AHEAD.
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I GOT A LOT OF WORK
TO DO HERE.
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SIR, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL
BEACH BULLY.
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I PRETEND TO
STEAL YOUR GIRL.
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YOU PUNCH ME,
I GO DOWN
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SHE SWOONS... YOU
SLIP ME 50 BUCKS.
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50 BUCKS?
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NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS
MY GIRLFRIEND.
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YOU TAKE HER.
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FRY!
ALTHOUGH...
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I SUPPOSE WE COULD GO
FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH.
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UH, NO THANKS, MA'AM.
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I'M ACTUALLY GAY.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Metallic Rattling ]
UH-OH.
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HELP. HELP!
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[ Whistling ]
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BENDER,
YOU GOT TO SPRING ME.
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I'LL NEVER SURVIVE IN HERE.
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I'M TOO PRETTY.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BUST YOU OUT.
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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CHEESE IT!
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VOILÀ.
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THE GREATEST
SAND CASTLE EVER BUILT.
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THIS IS THE KIND OF CASTLE
KING ARTHUR WOULD HAVE LIVED IN
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IF HE WERE A FIDDLER CRAB.
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IT'S VERY NICE.
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WE SHOULD GET A PICTURE
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BEFORE THE TIDE COMES IN.
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OH, YEAH.
ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA?
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RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.
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WAIT. I WANT TO BE
IN THE PICTURE, TOO.
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[ Timer Beeping ]
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PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
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[ Gasping ]
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT IN BABYLON?
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NO!
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[ Loud Whirring ]
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FASTER!
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE,
AREN'T WE?
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OH, I SHOULD
THINK SO.
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ALTHOUGH, LAST TIME
ALIENS INVADED
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ALL THEY DID WAS FORCE
THE MOST INTELLIGENT OF US
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TO PAIR OFF
AND MATE CONTINUOUSLY.
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OH, YES.
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Once again, today's winning
lotto number was four.
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In other news,
alien saucers continued
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to rain destruction upon Earth.
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We now go live
to an emergency address
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by Earth President McNeal.
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Ladies and gentlemen
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our course is clear.
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The time has come
to knuckle under.
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To get down on all fours
and really lick boot.
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Give our alien masters
whatever they want and--
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People of Earth
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I am Lure, of the planet
Omicron Persei Eight.
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Is this thing on?
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[ Blows On Microphone ]
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Now, then.
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We want the one
you call McNeal.
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Give us McNeal, or we will lay
waste to your cities
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with our anti-monument laser.
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We demand McNeal!
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Uh... as I was saying...
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mankind would sooner perish
than kowtow
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to outrageous alien demands
for this McNeal--
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whoever he is.
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Am I right?
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[ Mumbling ]
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And now, the man
who will lead us
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in our proud struggle
for freedom
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fresh from his bloody triumph
over the pacifists
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of the Gandhi Nebula
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25-Star General Zapp Brannigan.
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[ Sighing ]
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HEY, LOOK, LEELA.
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IT'S THAT IDIOTIC WINDBAG
YOU SLEPT WITH.
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THE EARTH
IS UNDER ATTACK.
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CAN'T WE JUST
FORGET ABOUT THAT?
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EVIDENTLY NOT.
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Call me cocky
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but if there's an alien
out there I can't kill
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I haven't met him
and killed him yet.
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But I can't go it alone.
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That's why I'm ordering
every available ship
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to report for duty.
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Anyone without a ship
should secure a weapon
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and fire wildly into the air.
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WELL, YOU HEARD
THE WINDBAG.
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WE'VE BEEN DRAFTED.
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EVERYONE INTO THE SHIP.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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HOLD ON!
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I REFUSE TO FIGHT.
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I'M A CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR.
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- A WHAT?
- YOU KNOW-- A COWARD.
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Since this is an emergency,
all robots will now have
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their patriotism circuits
activated.
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[ Fast Beeping ]
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IT IS EVERY ROBOT'S DUTY
TO GIVE HIS LIFE
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FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.
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OH, CRAP!
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YOU'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT
CULTURES HERE.
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SOME OF YOU ARE WHITE.
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SOME OF YOU ARE BLACK.
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YOU'RE BROWN.
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AND YOU'RE SILVER.
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BUT I DON'T CARE
IF YOUR SKIN'S
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RED OR TAN OR CHINESE.
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YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE
TO LEARN TO DIE TOGETHER.
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AM I RIGHT, SOLDIER?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I--
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SIR! YES, SIR! SIR!
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REMEMBER, OUR
MISSION IS SIMPLE--
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DESTROY ALL ALIENS.
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ER, UM...
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NOT ME, SIR.
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OH, YES... RIGHT.
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NOBODY DESTROY KIF.
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UNLESS YOU HAVE TO.
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OH, HO-HO.
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THE LUSCIOUS
CAPTAIN LEELA.
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THIS IS TURNING INTO
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ONE VERY SEXY STRUGGLE
FOR THE FUTURE
OF THE HUMAN RACE.
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THANKS, BUT I'M NOT
TECHNICALLY HUMAN.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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NOBODY DESTROY LEELA,
EITHER.
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THE KEY TO VICTORY
IS DISCIPLINE
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AND THAT MEANS A WELL-MADE BED.
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YOU WILL PRACTICE UNTIL YOU CAN
MAKE YOUR BED IN YOUR SLEEP.
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YOU MEAN, WHILE I'M
SLEEPING IN IT?
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YOU WON'T HAVE TIME
FOR SLEEPING, SOLDIER.
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NOT WITH ALL THE BED-MAKING
YOU'LL BE DOING.
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THE ALIEN MOTHER SHIP
IS IN ORBIT HERE.
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IF WE CAN HIT THAT BULL'S-EYE
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THE REST OF THE DOMINOES
WILL FALL LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS.
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CHECKMATE.
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[ Groans ]
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NOW, LIKE ALL GREAT PLANS
253
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,765
MY STRATEGY IS SO SIMPLE,
AN IDIOT COULD HAVE DEVISED IT.
254
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,900
ON MY COMMAND,
ALL SHIPS WILL LINE UP
255
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,669
AND FILE DIRECTLY
INTO THE ALIEN DEATH CANNONS
256
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,371
CLOGGING THEM WITH WRECKAGE.
257
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,041
WOULDN'T IT
MAKE MORE SENSE
258
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,908
TO SEND THE ROBOTS IN FIRST--
259
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,177
[ Gagging ]
260
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,346
SIR!
261
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,880
I VOLUNTEER
FOR A SUICIDE MISSION!
262
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,716
AW... CUT IT OUT!
263
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,552
YOU'RE A BRAVE ROBOT, SON,
BUT WHEN I'M IN COMMAND
264
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,519
EVERY MISSION'S
A SUICIDE MISSION.
265
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,956
WHICH REMINDS ME...
266
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,058
LEELA, PERHAPS BEFORE
WE HEAD INTO BATTLE
267
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,692
YOU'D LIKE
TO MAKE LOVE TO ME
268
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,729
IN CASE ONE OF US
DOESN'T COME BACK.
269
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,931
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT
TILL AFTERWARDS...
270
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,899
IN CASE NEITHER OF US
COMES BACK.
271
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,301
HERE'S HOPING.
272
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,770
[ Kissing Sound ]
273
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,581
I'LL BE A SCIENCE FICTION HERO
274
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:58,650
JUST LIKE UHURA
OR CAPTAIN JANEWAY OR XENA.
275
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,552
Fry, this isn't TV,
it's real life.
276
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,221
Can't you tell the difference?
277
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,456
SURE. I JUST LIKE TV BETTER.
278
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,493
[ Imitates Laser Firing ]
279
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,272
[ Alarm Sounding ]
280
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,341
BENDER-- DAMAGE REPORT.
281
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,842
THE AUXILIARY POWER'S OUT.
282
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,610
AND THEY SPILLED MY COCKTAIL.
283
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,679
ALL RIGHT, SCUMWADS,
284
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,317
THIS ONE'S
FOR BENDER'S COCKTAIL.
285
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,028
[ Laughing ]
286
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,030
WE DID IT! WE WON!
287
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:48,368
YEAH, BUT IT'LL NEVER
BRING BACK MY MARTINI.
288
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,370
WELL, WHO WANTS A MARTINI?
289
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,004
[ Ice Cubes Rattling ]
290
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,373
[ Glasses Clinking ]
291
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,042
Good work, everyone.
292
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,809
The mother ship is destroyed.
293
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,284
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT THING?
294
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,386
IT APPEARS TO BE
THE MOTHER SHIP.
295
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,688
THEN WHAT DID
WE JUST BLOW UP?
296
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,724
THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE.
297
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,900
STOP EXPLODING,
YOU COWARDS!
298
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,168
THIS IS HOPELESS.
299
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,004
IF WE'RE GOING
TO GET BLOWN TO BITS
300
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,739
WE MAY AS WELL DO IT
IN THE COMFORT OF OUR OWN HOME.
301
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,208
[ Engines Screeching ]
302
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,078
[ Reverse Warning Beeps ]
303
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,746
YOU'LL BE
THE CAPTAIN
304
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,383
YOU'LL BE THE
DELIVERY BOY
305
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,085
AND YOU'LL BE
THE ALCOHOLIC
306
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,818
FOUL-MOUTHED--
307
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,354
OH, GOD, YOU'RE ALIVE!
308
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,523
I MEAN, THANK GOD,
YOU'RE ALIVE.
309
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,725
SORRY. CHECK BACK
IN THREE DAYS.
310
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,094
A WEEK AT THE MOST.
311
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,495
[ Static On TV ]
312
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,596
We want McNeal!
313
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,664
Stop stalling!
314
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:55,501
And now a rebuttal
from President McNeal.
315
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,370
The people of Earth
remain united
316
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,739
in my refusal
to hand over myself.
317
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:04,110
Total annihilation is a small
price to pay compared with--
318
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,578
[ Muffled Yells ]
319
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,216
[ Applause ]
320
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,191
HERE HE IS!
321
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,725
COME AND GET HIM!
322
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,028
[ Grunting ]
323
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,797
YOU ARE NOT McNEAL!
324
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:25,932
HUH?
HUH?
325
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,533
YOU ARE NOT
THE ONE WE WANT.
326
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,634
OH, THANK YOU!
327
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,870
THANK YOU,
GLORIOUS MASTERS!
328
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,371
I--
329
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:33,440
[ Yelps ]
330
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,640
GIVE US McNEAL!
331
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,209
THAT WAS McNEAL.
332
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,546
NO, McNEAL THE
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER.
333
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,813
SHE WEARS MINISKIRTS
AND IS PROMISCUOUS.
334
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,716
REALLY.
335
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:44,951
MINISKIRTS?
336
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,653
THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
337
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,154
SURELY YOU KNOW McNEAL.
338
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,256
SHE IS AN UNMARRIED HUMAN FEMALE
339
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,259
STRUGGLING TO SUCCEED
IN A HUMAN MALE'S WORLD.
340
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,495
MAYBE THAT'S JUST HER EXCUSE
FOR BEING INCOMPETENT.
341
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,495
SILENCE!
342
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,565
WE WILL ACCEPT NO MORE DECOYS.
343
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,000
THIS IS THE McNEAL.
344
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,902
WAIT. I KNOW HER.
345
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,738
YOU DO NOT,
YOU BIG, FAT LIAR.
346
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,674
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE.
ALL YOU DO IS WATCH TV.
347
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,277
THAT'S WHERE
I KNOW HER FROM.
348
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,410
SHE'S JENNIE McNEAL.
349
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,179
SHE WAS A CHARACTER
ON A TV SHOW
350
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,681
BACK IN THE
20th CENTURY--
351
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,482
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER.
352
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,585
WELL, IF THEY'RE HOPING
TO SEE A TV SHOW
353
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,586
THAT HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 1,000 YEARS--
354
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,655
[ Raspberry ]
THEY ARE ROYALLY BONED.
355
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,658
We will raise
your planet's temperature
356
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,361
by one million degrees a day
for five days
357
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:33,200
unless we see McNeal
at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow.
358
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,701
8:00 Central.
359
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,135
[ All Gasping ]
360
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,138
OH. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
361
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,107
THERE'LL BE
NO FORCED MATING AT ALL.
362
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,215
THEY'RE GOING TO DESTROY
THE ENTIRE EARTH
363
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,816
IF THEY DON'T SEE
SOME STUPID TV SHOW
364
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,150
ABOUT SOME BIMBO LAWYER?
365
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,320
IT'S CRAZY. HOW COULD
THEY EVEN KNOW ABOUT A SHOW
366
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,121
FROM 1,000 YEARS AGO?
367
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,688
WELL, OMICRON PERSEI EIGHT
368
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,524
IS ABOUT 1,000
LIGHT-YEARS AWAY
369
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,293
SO THE ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES
370
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,528
WOULD JUST RECENTLY
HAVE GOTTEN THERE.
371
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,030
YOU SEE--
372
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,197
MAGIC. GOT IT.
373
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,198
[ Typing ]
374
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,200
[ Beeping ]
375
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,534
[ Amy ]
CHECK THIS OUT.
376
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,403
BACK IN 1999,
THE SEASON FINALE
377
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,837
OF SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
378
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,073
WAS INTERRUPTED BY TECHNICAL
PROBLEMS.
379
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,409
APPARENTLY SOME ZIDIOT SPILLED
COKE ON A TRANSMITTER.
380
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,511
BEER. I WOULD THINK.
381
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,380
THEY MUST JUST WANT
TO SEE THAT EPISODE.
382
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,216
LET'S FIND A TAPE
AND GIVE IT TO THEM.
383
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,418
THERE AREN'T ANY COPIES LEFT.
384
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,053
NO, THERE WOULDN'T BE.
385
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,657
MOST VIDEOTAPES FROM THAT ERA
WERE DAMAGED IN 2443
386
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,025
DURING THE SECOND COMING
OF JESUS.
387
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,495
YOU KNOW, I SAW THE FIRST
30 SECONDS OF THAT EPISODE.
388
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,764
IF I COULD MAKE UP AN ENDING
389
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,432
MAYBE WE COULD
ACT IT OUT OURSELVES.
390
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,868
I COULD MAKE THE COSTUMES.
391
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,538
I HAVE AN OLD FIVE MEGAWATT
BROADCASTING TOWER IN THE ATTIC.
392
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:49,442
AND I-- I COULD BE
AN ACTING COACH!
393
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,677
LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!
394
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,379
[ Sawing And Hammering ]
395
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,716
OKAY, LEELA, YOU'LL BE
STARRING AS JENNIE, WHO--
396
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,384
UH-UH. FORGET IT.
397
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,388
A: I'M CAMERA SHY, AND
B: I GET TONGUE-TIED
398
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,391
IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE
ARMED WITH DEATH RAYS.
399
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,228
PLUS, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE
THE THIGHS FOR A MINISKIRT.
400
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,561
GIVE ME THE SCRIPT.
401
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,397
[ Humming ]
402
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,769
PLACES, EVERYONE!
403
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:19,439
OKAY.
404
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,574
ALL SET.
405
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:23,875
LIGHTS.
406
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,378
CAMERA ONE.
407
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,214
CAMERA TWO.
408
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,115
CAMERA THREE.
409
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,482
[ Servomotor Whirs ]
410
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,721
PREPARE THE WATERCOOLER
411
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,592
THAT WE MAY GATHER AROUND IT
LATER AND DISCUSS THINGS.
412
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,461
[ Bender Off-key ]
* Single Female Lawyer
413
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,263
* Fighting for her client
414
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,098
* Wearing sexy miniskirts
415
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,268
* AND BEIN' SELF-RELIANT
416
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,635
HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD.
417
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,439
UH... JENNIE McNEAL
418
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,241
YOU ARE CHARGED
WITH JURY TAMPERING
419
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,776
IN LAST WEEK'S CASE
420
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,279
ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR HOT,
NAKED AFFAIR WITH THE FOREMAN.
421
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,847
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
422
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,950
YOUR HONOR,
I MOVE FOR A MISTRIAL
423
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,487
ON THE GROUNDS THAT I'M ALSO
HAVING A HOT, NAKED AFFAIR
424
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,489
WITH THE FOREMAN OF THIS JURY.
425
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,459
I'LL SEE YOU DURING
THE RECESS.
426
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,528
IF McNEAL WISHES
TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
427
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,298
WHY DOES SHE NOT SIMPLY
TEAR THE JUDGE'S HEAD OFF?
428
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,133
IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY:
429
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,769
"WOMEN ARE FROM OMICRON
PERSEI SEVEN
430
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,204
MEN ARE FROM OMICRON
PERSEI NINE."
431
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,673
YOUR WITNESS,
PROSECUTOR RAMIREZ.
432
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,875
GRACIAS.
433
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,510
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
434
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,780
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE
NIGHT OF AUGUST 23?
435
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,115
SLEEPING WITH YOU.
436
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,549
AHA!
437
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,019
[ Sniffing ]
438
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,153
[ Slurping ]
439
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,523
UH, GET-- GETTING BACK
TO THE MATTER,
440
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,058
UH, IF IT PLEASE THE COURT--
441
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,395
FRY, THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE HERE.
442
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,730
YOU ONLY WROTE TWO PAGES
OF DIALOGUE!
443
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,165
WELL, IT TOOK
AN HOUR TO WRITE
444
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,067
I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE
AN HOUR TO READ.
445
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,403
[ Anxious Sigh ]
446
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,204
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO NOW?
447
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,471
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,873
JUST SAY ANYTHING--
449
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:02,808
AS LONG AS IT'S COMPELLING
AND MESMERIZING--
450
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,211
A TOUR DE FORCE.
451
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,179
UH...
452
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,515
WHAT SAY YOU,
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER?
453
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,583
I SAY...
454
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,219
I'M GIVING UP THE LAW
455
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,320
AND I'M GIVING UP BEING SINGLE.
456
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,390
YOUR HONOR,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
457
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,391
[ Gasping ]
458
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,359
[ Hums Dramatic Music ]
459
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,061
OH, NO! GO TO COMMERCIAL.
460
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,997
WE'LL BE BACK
AFTER THIS WORD
461
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:28,901
FROM CRAZY BENDER'S
DISCOUNT STEREO.
462
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,001
MARRIED?
463
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,538
JENNIE CAN'T GET MARRIED!
464
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,539
WHY NOT?
465
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,040
IT'S CLEVER,
IT'S UNEXPECTED.
466
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,776
BUT THAT'S NOT WHY
PEOPLE WATCH TV!
467
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,778
CLEVER THINGS MAKE PEOPLE
FEEL STUPID
468
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,213
AND UNEXPECTED THINGS
MAKE THEM FEEL SCARED.
469
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,682
[ Static On TV ]
470
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,182
Attention, McNeal--
471
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,287
Your unexpected marriage plan
scares us.
472
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,890
You stole our hearts
as a single female lawyer
473
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,625
and so shall you remain...
or else!
474
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,895
YOU SEE? TV AUDIENCES
DON'T WANT ANYTHING ORIGINAL.
475
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,132
THEY WANT TO SEE THE SAME THING
THEY'VE SEEN 1,000 TIMES BEFORE.
476
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,733
WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, FRY?
477
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,969
TRUST ME ON THIS.
478
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,605
WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WERE
OUT LIVING THEIR LIVES
479
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,207
I WASTED MINE WATCHING TV,
BECAUSE DEEP DOWN
480
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,910
I KNEW IT MIGHT ONE DAY
HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD.
481
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,380
PLUS, I WOULD'VE LOST
MY WORKMEN'S COMP
482
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,747
IF I HAD GONE OUTSIDE.
483
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,749
NOW JUST READ THESE CUE CARDS.
484
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,719
AND... ACTION!
485
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,086
"MISS McNEAL...
486
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,755
"I'M AFRAID
I MUST DECLINE
487
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,290
"YOUR OFFER OF MARRIAGE
488
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,726
"FOR YOU SEE, I'M DYING.
489
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,429
COUGH, THEN FALL OVER DEAD."
490
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,798
"MY GOD, HE'S DEAD."
491
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,801
"I WILL NOW MAKE
MY CLOSING STATEMENT.
492
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,569
"WITH MY FIANCÉ DECEASED
493
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,837
"I HEREBY RETURN
494
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,508
"TO MY SINGLE
FEMALE LAWYER CAREER
495
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,910
NO MATTER WHAT ANY MAN SAYS."
496
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,644
"WE FIND THE DEFENDANT
497
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,346
VULNERABLE YET SPUNKY."
498
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,914
[ All Cheering ]
499
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,583
AND... CUT!
500
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,785
* SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
501
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,121
* HAVIN' LOTS OF SEX
502
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,122
HUH?
503
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,189
Attention, McNeal.
504
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,125
We are reasonably satisfied
505
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,294
with the events we have seen.
506
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,496
Overall, I would rate it
a "C"-plus.
507
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,763
Okay; not great.
508
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,799
As a result, we will not
destroy your planet
509
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:12,372
but neither will we provide you
with our recipe for immortality.
510
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,707
WAY TO OVERACT,
ZOIDBERG.
511
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,510
And now we must return
to our planet to catch the end
512
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,012
of a 1,000-year-old
Leno monologue.
513
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,214
[ Eerie Whirring ]
514
00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:27,686
[ All Cheering ]
515
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:36,962
YOU DID IT, FRY!
516
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,464
YEP.
517
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,965
[ Turns On TV ]
518
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,133
IT WAS JUST A MATTER
519
00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:43,201
OF KNOWING THE SECRET
OF ALL TV SHOWS.
520
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,671
AT THE END OF THE EPISODE
521
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,374
EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS
RIGHT BACK TO NORMAL.
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