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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
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WE'VE GOT
A VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY.
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WHO'S IT GOING TO?
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ME.
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ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
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NO, I NEED IT SHIPPED
TO MY OFFICE
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AT MARS UNIVERSITY.
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IT'S A LITTLE EXPERIMENT
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THAT MAY WELL WIN ME
THE NOBEL PRIZE.
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IN WHAT FIELD?
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I DON'T CARE.
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THEY ALL PAY THE SAME.
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IS IT DANGEROUS?
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ON, MY, NO.
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[ Low Growling ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Thud ]
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OFF WE GO.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY,
WE HAD NO IDEA
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THERE WAS
A UNIVERSITY ON MARS.
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WELL, IN THOSE DAYS,
MARS WAS
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JUST A DREARY, UNINHABITABLE
WASTELAND, MUCH LIKE UTAH.
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BUT UNLIKE UTAH
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IT WAS EVENTUALLY
MADE LIVABLE
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WHEN THE UNIVERSITY
WAS FOUNDED IN 2636.
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THEY PLANTED TRADITIONAL
COLLEGE FOLIAGE:
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IVY, TREES, HEMP.
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SOON, THE WHOLE PLANET
WAS TERRA-FORMED.
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DOES THAT MEAN IT'S
SAFE TO BREATHE THE AIR?
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OF COURSE.
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[ Inhales Deeply ]
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OVER HERE IS WONG LIBRARY.
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IT HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION
OF LITERATURE
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IN THE WESTERN UNIVERSE.
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[ Fry Whistles ]
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HEY, LOOK!
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THERE'S A CHAPTER
OF MY OLD ROBOT FRATERNITY.
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EPSILON RHO RHO.
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YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?
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OF COURSE.
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I'M A BENDER.
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I WENT TO
BENDING COLLEGE.
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I MAJORED IN BENDING.
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WHAT WAS YOUR MINOR?
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ROBO-AMERICAN STUDIES.
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ARE YOU HERE TO FUMIGATE
THE MOOSE HEAD?
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UH, NO.
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ACTUALLY, I'M AN EPSILON
FROM WAY BACK.
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[ Whirring And Clanking ]
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AH, CLOSE ENOUGH.
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COME ON IN.
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THANKS.
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HERE'S YOUR FINGER BACK.
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ALL THE COOLEST ROBOTS
ARE IN THIS FRATERNITY.
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MATE IN 143 MOVES.
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OH, POO. YOU WIN AGAIN.
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OH-OH! NERDS.
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ALLOW ME TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I'M GEARSHIFT,
CHAPTER PRESIDENT.
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THIS IS OILY,
AND THIS HERE
IS FAT-BOT.
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YOU'RE ALL LOSERS.
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- MY NAME'S BENDER.
- [ All Gasp ]
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BENDER FROM
BENDING STATE BENDER?
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WOW! YOU'RE A LEGEND
AROUND HERE.
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I HEARD THAT
IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT
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YOU DRANK A WHOLE KEG,
STREAKED ACROSS CAMPUS
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AND CRAMMED 58 HUMANS
INTO A PHONE BOOTH.
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YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF THEM
WERE CHILDREN.
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ANYWAY, I SHOULD GET GOING.
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NO, BENDER, WAIT.
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WE'RE THE LAMEST
FRAT ON CAMPUS.
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EVEN HILLEL HAS BETTER
PARTIES THAN US.
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PLEASE, YOU'VE
GOT TO STAY
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AND TEACH US HOW
TO BE COOL.
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HMM...
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OKAY, BUT I'LL NEED
TEN KEGS OF BEER
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A CONTINUOUS TAPE
OF "LOUIE, LOUIE"
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AND A REGULATION
TWO-STORY, PANTY-RAID LADDER.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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I TELL YOU, BEING HERE
REALLY TAKES ME BACK
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TO MY COLLEGE DAYS.
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STEP RIGHT UP.
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WHO WANTS TO LEARN PHYSICS?
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[ Man ]
KEEP YOUR HANDS
INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES.
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GOOD OLD CONEY
ISLAND COLLEGE.
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GO, WHITEFISH!
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DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, FRY
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BUT YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE
THE EDUCATED TYPE.
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OH, YEAH?
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READ IT AND WEEP.
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I'M A CERTIFIED
COLLEGE DROPOUT.
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PLEASE.
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EVERYONE KNOWS
20th CENTURY COLLEGES
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WERE BASICALLY EXPENSIVE
DAY CARE CENTERS.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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BY CURRENT
ACADEMIC STANDARDS
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YOU'RE MERELY A HIGH
SCHOOL DROPOUT.
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WHAT?!
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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I DESERVE THE SAME RESPECT
ANY OTHER COLLEGE DROPOUT GETS.
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BY GOD, I'M GOING TO ENROLL HERE
AT MARS UNIVERSITY
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AND DROP OUT ALL OVER AGAIN.
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YOU WON'T LAST TWO WEEKS.
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AH, THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME.
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YO, CLASSMATE,
WHATCHA TAKING?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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PROFESSOR, WHAT ARE YOU
TEACHING THIS SEMESTER?
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SAME THING I TEACH
EVERY SEMESTER.
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"THE MATHEMATICS
OF QUANTUM NEUTRINO FIELDS."
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I MADE UP THE TITLE
SO THAT NO STUDENT
WOULD DARE TAKE IT.
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"MATHEMATICS OF WONTON
BURRITO MEALS."
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I'LL BE THERE.
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PLEASE, FRY.
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TEACH.
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I'M A PROFESSOR.
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SEE YOU IN CLASS.
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[ Exasperated Growl ]
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THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
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[ Bender ]
BINGO.
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OH, MAMA.
[ Wolf Whistles ]
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OH, YEAH.
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SOMEONE'S BEEN A BAD COMPUTER.
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[ Robots Gasp ]
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[ Bender ]
GET A LOAD OF THAT!
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[ All Yelling ]
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[ Loud Crashing ]
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I SAY
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YOU'VE DAMAGED
OUR SERVANTS QUARTERS
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AND OUR SERVANTS.
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THIS TIME, ROBOT HOUSE
HAS GONE TOO FAR.
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CHEESE IT!
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HEY, HUH?
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PRETTY NICE FOR A SINGLE.
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TWO DESKS, TWO CHAIRS,
A COUPLE OF BEDS
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[ Knocking ]
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A WOODPECKER.
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I THINK THAT'S
PROBABLY YOUR ROOMMATE.
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OH, RIGHT, COOL.
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COME ON IN, ROOMIE.
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WHAT THE--
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I CALL TOP BUNK.
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[ Spits ]
[ Sighs ]
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MY ROOMMATE'S A MONKEY?
BRILLIANT DEDUCTION.
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YOU'RE A CREDIT
TO YOUR SPECIES.
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AH, FRY.
I SEE YOU'VE
MET GUENTER.
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YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
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GUENTER IS MY EXPERIMENT.
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HE WAS THE TOP-SECRET CONTENTS
OF THIS STINKING CRATE.
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I'D RATHER LIVE
IN A CRATE
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THAN SHARE A ROOM
WITH THIS DORK.
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SO WHAT MAKES
GUENTER TALK?
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IS HE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED?
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OH, PLEASE.
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS
SCIENCE FICTION MUMBO JUMBO.
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GUENTER'S INTELLIGENCE
ACTUALLY LIES
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IN HIS ELECTRONIUM HAT
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WHICH HARNESSES THE POWER
OF SUNSPOTS
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TO PRODUCE COGNITIVE RADIATION.
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YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR BREATH, PROFESSOR.
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HE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
A WORD OF IT.
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I UNDERSTOOD THE
WORD "HAT."
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PLEASE, STOP BICKERING.
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I ARRANGED THAT YOU BE ROOMMATES
FOR A REASON...
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SO I'D ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER
ONE PHONE NUMBER.
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NOW SHAKE HANDS AND MAKE UP.
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YOU WANT A BANANA?
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I DON'T EAT BANANAS.
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I PREFER BANANA-FLAVORED
ENERGY BARS MADE FROM TOFU.
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I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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[ Beeps ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
A CAKE WALK.
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WELCOME TO THE HISTORY
OF THE 20th CENTURY.
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LOOK TO YOUR LEFT,
THEN TO YOUR RIGHT.
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THEN IN NINE OTHER DIRECTIONS.
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ONE OF THE 12 OF YOU
WILL NOT PASS THIS CLASS.
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BORING.
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LET'S HEAR ABOUT
WALTER MONDALE ALREADY.
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BE FOREWARNED.
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THE ONLY SURE WAY TO GET AN "A"
IN THIS CLASS
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IS TO HAVE LIVED IN
THE 20th CENTURY.
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SWISH.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Electrical Crackling ]
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YOU WERE SAYING, MR. FRY?
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I'M FROM THE 20th CENTURY.
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GO AHEAD. ASK ME ANYTHING.
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VERY WELL.
WHAT DEVICE INVENTED
IN THE 20th CENTURY
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ALLOWED PEOPLE TO VIEW
BROADCAST PROGRAMS
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IN THEIR OWN HOMES?
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OH, I KNOW THIS.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
LITE-BRITE.
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[ Electrical Crackling ]
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[ Scoffing Chuckle ]
I BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS
THE TELEVISION.
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VERY GOOD, MR. GUENTER.
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WOW.
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SMART AND CUTE.
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WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BEING
DEAN OF STUDENTS
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IS THE PEACE AND QUIET
AND THE RESPECT I RECEIVE.
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[ Phone Rings ]
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NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
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[ Woman ]
Dean Vernon, the students
from Robot House are here.
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ROBOT HOUSE.
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HEY, DEAN.
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NICE LOOKING MODEL.
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YOU KEEP AWAY FROM IT!
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YOU ROBOTS ARE A DISGRACE
TO THIS UNIVERSITY.
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WHENEVER A FIRE ALARM
IS PULLED
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IT'S ROBOT HOUSE.
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WHENEVER THE CAMPUS LIQUOR STORE
IS LOOTED, ROBOT HOUSE.
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WHENEVER A HUMAN CORPSE
IS DESECRATED--
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NOW, I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
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THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
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FROM THIS DAY FORTH
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ROBOT HOUSE IS ON DODECA-TUPLE
SECRET PROBATION.
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NO FAIR!
MY MOM IS GOING
TO KILL ME.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
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I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE ONE
THING THAT'S KEPT ME SANE
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THESE PAST EIGHT YEARS,
MY MODEL SHIP.
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FAT-BOT, NO!
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WHEN I GET NERVOUS,
I GET HUNGRY.
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CHEESE IT!
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[ Dean ]
ROBOT HOUSE!
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SO, CHRISSY, WE SEEM
TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
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IF YOU'RE NOT DOING
ANYTHING LATER
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MIGHT I ESCORT YOU
TO A KEGGER?
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NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE
THE LAST MAN ON MARS.
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HEY, YOU LIKE BANANAS?
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I GOT HER NUMBER.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
THEM BANANAS?
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OOH!
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AND THEREFORE,
BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION
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THE ELECTRON MUST TASTE
LIKE GRAPE-ADE.
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SORRY. I OVERSLEPT.
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UNTIL 5:00 P.M.?
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IT'S THAT OBNOXIOUS MONKEY.
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HE KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT
WITH HIS CONSTANT THINKING.
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JUST THINKING AND THINKING.
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HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
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DON'T BE JEALOUS.
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00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,644
WITHOUT HIS SPECIAL HAT
241
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,313
GUENTER MIGHT BE NO MORE
INTELLIGENT THAN YOU.
242
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,982
OH! I HATE THAT RODENT.
243
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:53,220
FRY, THAT MONKEY IS MY
MOST IMPORTANT EXPERIMENT.
244
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,154
IF YOU TWO DON'T
STOP FIGHTING
245
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,923
I'LL HAVE YOU
BOTH NEUTERED.
246
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:57,924
[ Chuckles ]
247
00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,058
THAT'LL SHOW HIM.
248
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,827
[ String Quartet Playing ]
249
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,736
DEAN VERNON, I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET MY PARENTS, LEO AND INEZ.
250
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,203
AH, MR. AND MRS. WONG.
251
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,173
I'M SO GLAD WE COULD ADMIT AMY
252
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,842
IN EXCHANGE
FOR YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION.
253
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,110
HOW MUCH MORE
FOR PHI BETA KAPPA?
254
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,578
HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
255
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,115
SORRY I'M LATE.
256
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,251
I WAS OFF AT
A STUDY SESSION
257
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,854
WITH CHRISSY.
258
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,759
OH, I'M GLAD YOU
MADE IT, GUENTER
259
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,126
BECAUSE IN HONOR
OF PARENTS WEEKEND
260
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,428
I HAVE A SPECIAL
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
261
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,630
MOM! DAD!
262
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,200
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
263
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,369
[ Monkeys Chattering ]
264
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,105
THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.
265
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,076
NOW, THESE MONKEYS I LIKE.
266
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,977
[ Chattering ]
267
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,044
WHAT'S THAT?
268
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,746
YOU WANT TO COME OUT?
269
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,716
NO! STOP!
270
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:02,990
[ Appalled Gasps ]
271
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,224
I SAY.
272
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,225
WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE
FLINGING AT US?
273
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,293
OH, DEAR LORD.
274
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,628
ALL OVER THE DEAN.
275
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,330
HEY, UH, GUENTER,
WHY DON'T YOU GET UP
276
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,298
ON THE CHANDELIER
WITH YOUR PARENTS
277
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,566
AND I'LL TAKE A PICTURE.
278
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,336
[ Groans ]
279
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,139
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
THIS PARTY'S WINDING DOWN.
280
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,174
LET'S TAKE A ROAD TRIP
TO TIJUANA
281
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,811
AND GET FAT-BOT SOME ACTION.
282
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,946
[ Cheering ]
283
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,313
IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
284
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,480
I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
285
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,620
ROBOT HOUSE!
286
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,658
WHAT YOU DID
TO GUENTER WAS CRUEL.
287
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,595
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING
LIKE AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL
288
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,097
I THINK WE LEARNED
WHO THE REAL ANIMAL WAS TODAY.
289
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,599
YOU MEAN PEER PRESSURE?
290
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,302
LOOK OUT.
291
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,503
HE'S GOT A GUN!
292
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,505
LEAVE ME ALONE.
293
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,975
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
294
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,110
I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T LIKE BANANAS.
295
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,477
OF COURSE I DO.
296
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,613
I TRY SO HARD TO FIT IN
297
00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:03,615
BUT SEEING MY PARENTS
ACT LIKE THAT
298
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,187
MADE ME REALIZE
I'M JUST A PRIMITIVE BEAST.
299
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,455
HEY, HEY, CHEER UP.
300
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,623
NOT EVERYONE TURNS OUT
LIKE THEIR PARENTS.
301
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:11,958
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
302
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,626
MY FOLKS WERE HONEST,
HARDWORKING PEOPLE.
303
00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:17,529
BESIDES, GUENTER, YOU'RE
NOT LIKE OTHER MONKEYS.
304
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:18,966
YOU'VE GOT THE HAT.
305
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,501
SO WHAT? I MEAN, SURE, IT LOOKS
COOL AND IT MAKES ME SMART
306
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,303
BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.
307
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,908
[ Sobbing ]
308
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,176
THAT'S SO SAD.
309
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,078
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
MONKEYS COULD CRY.
310
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,647
THEY CAN'T. IT'S ALL THE HAT.
311
00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:38,717
[ Loud Sobbing ]
312
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,986
LOOK, GUENTER
313
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,354
IF YOU'RE SO
MISERABLE HERE
314
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,556
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE.
315
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,756
THE JUNGLE...
316
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,995
BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT
TO THE PROFESSOR.
317
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,996
I'M HIS PRIZE EXPERIMENT
318
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,264
AND HE'S LIKE
A FATHER TO ME.
319
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,933
BUT HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER.
320
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,568
THAT GUY IN THE PUNCH BOWL
WAS YOUR FATHER.
321
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,677
[ Farnsworth ]
LOOK AT HIM.
322
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,046
I'M SO PROUD.
323
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,779
[ Fry ]
THANKS, PROFESSOR.
324
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,015
NOT YOU.
325
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,417
[ Electrical Crackling ]
326
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,684
[ Sighs ]
327
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,192
[ Sarcastic Chuckling ]
328
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,528
[ Drums Playing ]
329
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,202
[ Drums Get Louder ]
330
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,375
[ Panting ]
331
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,543
[ Gasping ]
332
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,315
[ Agonized Shriek ]
333
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,783
[ Chattering ]
334
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,486
[ Glass Breaking ]
335
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,260
OH, I ALWAYS FEARED HE MIGHT
RUN OFF LIKE THIS.
336
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,230
WHY? WHY?
337
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,299
WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS?!
338
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,741
OH, POOR GUENTER.
339
00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:12,678
SO HE JUST RAN AWAY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EXAM?
340
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,447
I'M AFRAID SO.
341
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,485
ALL HE HANDED IN WAS A PAPER
SMEARED WITH FECES.
342
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,918
HE TIED WITH FRY.
343
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,321
I GUESS HE REALIZED
I WAS RIGHT
344
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,155
WHEN I TOLD HIM TO GO
BACK TO THE JUNGLE.
345
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,092
YOU WHAT?!
AFTER I SPENT MONTHS
346
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,427
SLAVING OVER
A HOT MONKEY BRAIN?
347
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,761
HEY, DON'T BLAME ME.
348
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,864
YOU TRIED TO FORCE GUENTER
TO BE A HUMAN
349
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,201
BUT HE'S AN ANIMAL.
HE BELONGS IN THE WILD...
OR IN THE CIRCUS
350
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,869
ON ONE OF THOSE TINY TRICYCLES.
351
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,770
NOW THAT'S
ENTERTAINMENT.
352
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,606
BUT GUENTER'S OBVIOUSLY
353
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,808
BETTER OFF BEING INTELLIGENT.
354
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,010
TELL HIM, LEELA.
355
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,845
UH-UH. I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
356
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,147
NOW, HERE'S MY OPINION.
357
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,649
WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS...
358
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,150
[ Whispering ]
359
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,184
WHAT?!
360
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,952
I SAID... WE'LL
GO TO THE JUNGLE
361
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,288
AND LET GUENTER DECIDE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
362
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,657
WHAT?!
363
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,465
YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES.
364
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,299
WHICHEVER HOUSE WINS THE REGATTA
365
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,001
BECOMES HEAD
OF THE GREEK COUNCIL
366
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,669
AND SHOULD THAT HOUSE
367
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:14,706
CURRENTLY BE ON ANY TYPE OF
MULTIPLE SECRET PROBATION
368
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,009
IT WILL BE LIFTED
369
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,479
AND I WILL BE FORCED
TO SERVE AS GRAND MARSHAL
370
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,380
OF A PARADE HONORING THEM.
371
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,216
I SAY, ROBOT HOUSE.
372
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,488
YOUR WATERCRAFT IS AS ILL-
DESIGNED AS YOU YOURSELVES.
373
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,688
GOOD ONE, CHET.
374
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,692
[ Laughing ]
375
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,197
OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS!
376
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,001
[ Belching ]
377
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,173
WELL, I NEVER.
378
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,009
FRATERNITIES... ON YOUR MARKS.
379
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,610
[ Air Hissing ]
380
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,845
HEY.
381
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,518
WOW, THE JUNGLES
ON MARS LOOK
382
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,753
JUST LIKE THE
JUNGLES ON EARTH.
383
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,020
JUNGLES ON EARTH?
384
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,057
[ Laughing ]
385
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,525
I SEE SOME MOVEMENT UP THERE.
386
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,625
I THINK IT'S HIM.
387
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,694
STAND BACK.
388
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,803
OOPS.
389
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,805
DON'T WORRY,
THEY'LL BE FINE
390
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,141
ONCE THE
TRANQUILIZER
WEARS OFF.
391
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,746
THERE'S OUR MAN.
392
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,951
PROFESSOR, YOU'LL OFFER
GUENTER THE HAT, AND FRY
393
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,420
YOU'LL OFFER HIM
THE BANANA.
394
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,222
WE'LL LET HIM CHOOSE WHETHER
HE WANTS TO BE INTELLIGENT
395
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,557
OR JUST A MINDLESS ANIMAL.
396
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,326
[ Murmuring Agreement ]
397
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,396
COME ON, GUENTER,
TAKE THE HAT.
398
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,133
NO, THE BANANA,
THE BANANA.
399
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,401
CONSIDER THE PHILOSOPHICAL
AND METAPHYSICAL
400
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,602
RAMIFICATIONS OF THE...
401
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,069
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA.
402
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,638
WAIT. WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
403
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,442
[ Rock Music Playing ]
404
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,944
HEY, BENDER, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A SHORTCUT?
405
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,181
NOT AS SURE AS I WAS
AN HOUR AGO.
406
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,285
[ All Yelling ]
407
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,259
[ All Yelling ]
408
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,603
AND THE WINNER IS...
409
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,805
ROBOT HOUSE?!
410
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,008
[ All ]
WHOA... WHOA... WHOA!
411
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,151
[ Leela ]
NO!
412
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,818
HELP!
413
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,521
[ Relieved Sighs ]
414
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,157
THANK GOD THIS LOG
IS STURDY.
415
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,800
PUT ON THE
HAT, GUENTER.
416
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,903
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SAVE US.
417
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,009
STUPID MONKEY.
418
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:07,579
NO!
NOT THERE.
419
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,980
KEEP TRYING.
420
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,153
[ Quizzical Grunts ]
421
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,056
EUREKA!
THE HAT GOES ON THE HEAD.
422
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,526
IT'S ALL SO OBVIOUS NOW.
423
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,993
[ Log Splintering ]
HELP US, GUENTER!
424
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,262
OH, MY GOODNESS.
425
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,065
HANG ON! I NEED TO DO
SOME CALCULATIONS!
426
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,067
THE DECIMAL GOES...
427
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,001
CARRY THE SEVEN... GOT IT!
428
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,513
GRAB ON!
429
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,352
WE'RE SAVED!
430
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,453
APPRECIATE IT,
GUENTER.
431
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,759
HURRY, GUENTER!
CLIMB UP THE VINE!
432
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,427
YOU CAN STILL
SAVE YOURSELF!
433
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,462
WHY BOTHER?
434
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,530
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.
435
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,633
I WAS MISERABLE AS A GENIUS
436
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,801
AND AS A MONKEY,
I WAS SO DUMB
437
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,271
I TRIED TO WEAR
A HAT ON MY BUTT.
438
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,038
[ Snickering ]
439
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,309
THERE'S JUST NO PLACE
FOR ME IN THIS WORLD.
440
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,644
ALTHOUGH, ON THE OTHER HAND...
441
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:18,049
[ Yelling ]
442
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,618
[ Distant Thud ]
443
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,388
OH, THAT POOR,
SWEET MONKEY.
444
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,056
WELL, LET'S GO
GATHER HIM UP.
445
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:26,492
THERE'S NO SENSE
LETTING HIM GO TO WASTE.
446
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,330
GUENTER!
YOU'RE ALIVE.
447
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,000
I GUESS THE HAT MUST
HAVE BROKE MY FALL.
448
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,636
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING
AT ONLY HALF CAPACITY
449
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,070
BUT I CAN FIX IT.
450
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,807
NO, WAIT! I LIKE
IT LIKE THIS.
451
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,277
I ACTUALLY FEEL
SORT OF... HAPPY.
452
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,246
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR SUPER INTELLIGENCE?
453
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,249
WHEN I HAD THAT, THERE WAS
TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO USE IT.
454
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,917
ALL I WANT OUT
OF LIFE IS TO BE
455
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,653
A MONKEY OF MODERATE
INTELLIGENCE WHO WEARS A SUIT.
456
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,656
THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TO
TRANSFER TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.
457
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:02,127
NO!!
458
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,631
[ Marching Band Playing ]
459
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,104
COME ON, EVERYONE!
460
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,173
BIG PARTY AT ROBOT HOUSE!
461
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,108
* YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA
* SHOUT *
462
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,778
* KICK MY HEELS UP AND
* SHOUT *
463
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,880
* THROW MY HANDS UP AND
* SHOUT *
464
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,615
* THROW MY HEAD BACK AND
* SHOUT *
465
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:23,849
* COME ON, NOW
466
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,553
* DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOU WILL
467
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,221
* DON'T FORGET TO SAY,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
468
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,057
* SAY YOU WILL *
469
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,560
* SAY IT RIGHT NOW, BABY
470
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,028
* SAY YOU WILL *
471
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,697
* COME ON, COME ON
472
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,030
* SAY YOU WILL *
473
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,333
* SAY THAT YOU...
474
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,701
* SAY YOU WILL *
475
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,801
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
476
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,135
* SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
477
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,038
* SAY THAT YOU NEED ME
478
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,640
* SAY THAT YOU WANT ME
479
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,240
* YOU WANT TO PLEASE ME
480
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,710
* COME ON, NOW...
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