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Oh...
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Oh...
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Fran! / Niles!
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Was it as good for you
as it was for me?
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Actually, Niles,
I was faking it.
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Hi, Fran.
/ Oh, hi, sweetie.
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Say, some of the kids are going
to the Hamptons for the weekend.
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Oh, great. Will there be boys there?
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Maybe a few.
/ Fun. Parents?
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Ah, who cares?
They'll just get in the way anyway.
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Go, have a blast.
We don't even have to tell your father.
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Really?
/ Oh, sure.
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And when I'm fired,
and you're in the convent,
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we'll write each other letters
and laugh about this.
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But, Maxwell, how can you say
no to working with Philipe?
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He's an avant garde genius.
/ Guilty as charged.
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And I've put a new twist
on the tragedy.
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We follow Romeo and Juliet to heaven
and have a happy ending.
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You're rewriting one of
the greatest love stories of all time?
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We're adding a few scenes.
But we're taking out others.
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Which ones?
/ The ones that don't work.
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Well, I'm sorry Philipe, but we British
have a thing about mutilating Shakespeare.
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The Queen comes and hits
you with her purse.
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But I bet you have
a big name to star.
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I'm looking for an unknown,
a fresh face with a unique voice.
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It's in the medicine chest!
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Between the corn pads
and the Monistat Seven!
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I've found my Juliet!
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What?
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Can you imagine anything more ridiculous
than me doing Shakespeare?
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Well, yes.
People paying to see it.
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Ha-ha. I'll have you know
that in high school,
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I played the Reverend Mother
in the Sounds of Music.
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I put a low scooped neck
into my nun's habit,
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and those hills were alive.
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We did the Sound of Music.
I played the Baroness.
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It was an all boys school.
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Thank God I didn't play the guitar.
I would have been Maria.
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Fran, you can't be in the play.
/ Yeah, who would do our laundry?
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Clean our room?
Wait on us hand and foot.
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Well, the same person
that always does. Niles.
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Besides, if I do it, it would only
be for a couple of weeks.
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Actually, I could rehearse
while the kids are at school.
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I think not.
/ Why think you not?
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I could use a life outside of
this house. / Me, too.
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Which is why you should let me go
to the Hamptons. / Nice try.
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Forget it. Look, Miss Fine,
taking care of the children is a fulltime job.
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Oh, and I suppose it was
my idea to have three?
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What you do in your spare time
is entirely your own affair.
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I'm simply trying to protect you from having
an embarrassing theatrical experience.
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We know what that's like,
don't we, sir?
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You know, if some people aren't
a little more supportive,
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I might omit them from
my Oscar speech.
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Tony, Miss Fine. You win a Tony,
not an Oscar.
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Actually for an off-Broadway performance,
Miss Fine would win the Obie.
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She's not going to win anything.
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Well, thank you for
that vote of confidence.
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That's it. I'm playing Juliet,
and nothing is going to stop me.
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And I'm going to the Hamptons...
/ Now sit down, Margaret.
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Okay.
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Okay, Niles, will you play Romeo?
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Isn't he too old?
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Well, actually, Juliet's supposed to be
my age, so it's not like Fran's...
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not perfect for the role.
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I warn you, my acting prowess
may blow you off the stage.
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They're still talking
about my baroness.
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I can't stop thinking about it
and I didn't even see it.
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And I spent my summers
in Stratford-Upon-Avon.
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I spent my summers selling Avon.
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Oh, she doth teach
the torches to burn bright.
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It seems she hangs upon
the cheek of night. / Niles...Niles...
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Yes? What?
/ Don't I come in here somewhere?
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And on and on. Beauty to rich
for youth but a...
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All right, back off, Baroness.
And by the way,
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you're supposed to dust
the scenery, not chew it.
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Well, pity. Show me
how it's done, Mistress Fine.
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Well, I will if you'll just shuty upth.
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All for a falconer's voice to lure
this tasseled gentile back again.
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It's gentle, not gentile.
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How the hell should I know?
Did I look down his tights?
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I still can't understand why Philipe
would hire Miss Fine to play Juliet?
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Oh, please. Only an idiot
would hire her to do anything...
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in the theater.
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Oh, oh, Mister Sheffield, um,
if you've got a minute, I could use your help.
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That's the understatement
of the century.
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Meanwhile, if we put an apple
in his mouth, we can have a luau.
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Let me see.
Oh, I just love this play.
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More torches here. Ah, Sara,
by my fay, it waxes late.
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See? That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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Who the hell is Fay and why is
she waxing during a party?
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Good luck.
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Shall I play Romeo to your Juliet?
/ Four, three, two... What took you so long?
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All right, so now we're
star crossed lovers.
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Let's get some physical realism into this,
shall we? / Oh, Mister Sheffield.
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No, no, I mean, I'm gonna put
you on your balcony. / Okay.
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All right. Now Juliet is
dreaming of her Romeo. / Right.
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And she says...
/ Why me?
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Oh, speak again,
bright angel.
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Oh, Romeo, Romeo...
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Yes, now maybe we could have a little
more lilting. Just a bit more melodic.
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Oh, sure, sure, sure. Melodic.
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Oh, Romeo? Romeo?
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Yeah, just a little too melodic,
I think. Let me show you.
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Oh, okay. Sure.
He's gonna show us.
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All right. Oh, Romeo, Romeo,
where for art thou, Romeo?
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Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
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Wow. You British guys
really know how to play women.
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We, uh, we did
this play in college.
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Oh, you must have been
the perfect Romeo.
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No. I was Friar Lawrence, actually.
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That's the problem going to school
with Jeremy Irons. All right,
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let's go on.
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Okay. Romeo, doth thy name and...
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take all of me.
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I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love and I'll be new baptized.
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You know, if I were directing this,
I'd go in a whole different direction.
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Night, goodnight.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Sleep dwell in thine eyes,
peace in thy breast.
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Oh, would I were sleep in peace
so sweet to rest...
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You know, because this lovey-dovey stuff
has just been done to death.
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You know...
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Much better.
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Yeah, I, I think I'm starting
to get the hang of it now...
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Of course I'm gonna need
a lot of coaching.
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha!
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I'm Dracula, I'm gonna suck out
all your blood and bury you alive!
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You don't scare me. / All right,
fine. I'm the C.C. monster,
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and I'm gonna marry Dad and
send you away to boarding school!
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Children, children, children,
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be quiet!
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Jeez, Dad, you don't have
to scream about it.
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Look, I already sent you
to bed five times.
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What are you doing still up?
/ Well I'm not tired.
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Well maybe that has something to do with
the pound of chocolate I told you not to eat.
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You know, I think it was the gallon
of cola you told me not to drink.
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And what's your excuse?
/ Well, he took me out.
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Obviously, you got out.
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Now go on, off to bed, both of you.
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Just give me one good reason why
I can't go to the Hamptons.
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I won't let you.
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Look, Margaret, you're much too young
to go away for the weekend.
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By the time Juliet was my age,
she had already gotten married,
had sex, and died.
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Well now you see what happens
when you don't listen to your father.
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Niles, I'm thinking of changing
the childrens' bedtime. / Oh, to when, sir?
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Right after school.
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I can't believe Miss Fine
isn't back yet.
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I can't believe what's
happened to my roast.
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It's starting to bear a strange
resemblance to Hume Cronan.
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I mean, how much rehearsal
can one person need?
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Oh, right. But still.
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Oh, hi, guys. For sooth, am I pooped.
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Dinner is coming right up.
/ Oh, Niles, I already ate.
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You couldn't have called?
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Never mind. Ruined anyway.
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Boy, is he moody.
/ Well, you are rather late.
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What are you two?
On the same cycle?
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What's the problem?
Oh, you couldn't handle the kids?
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Oh, don't make me laugh.
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What do you think the minute you leave
the entire house falls apart?
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Oh, oh...
/ No, don't go in there.
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Why not? / Well, use the back stairs.
They're closer.
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No, they're not. / Yes, they are.
/ Are not. / Are so. I measured.
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Okay. Too slow... / Oh...
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Oh my God!
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Oh, this place looks worse than when my mother
ransacked my bedroom looking for my diary.
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Well, I was looking for my glasses.
/ What'd you have a reading emergency?
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So, what were you doing all evening?
/ I was at rehearsal.
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Well I called. Rehearsal
was over at eight.
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Well, we went out after.
/ Ahh... Who's "we"?
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Oh, you know, Romeo, Macuseo, Tebilt.
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The gang.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
It was an accident.
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So was that.
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Boy, you leave the house for a couple hours,
you come back and it's a pig sty.
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Yeah, well, maybe if you had been here,
your children wouldn't have been running amuck!
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Oh, so when they're sweet, adorable
angels, they're your children.
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And when they're amuck, they're mine.
/ Well, you are the nanny!
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And that's all you want me to be!
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Oh, good god, now I'm getting
one of my headaches.
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You know what I think?
You are jealous
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because Philipe discovered something
that was right under your nose.
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And what would that be exactly?
/ My star quality.
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That's rather like
discovering the atomic bomb.
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Sounds good in theory,
but millions will suffer.
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Well that's it.
I'm going home to my mother.
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No, don't bother!
I'm sleeping on the couch!
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What... If we're splitting up,
I get Niles!
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You couldn't afford him!
/ Not on what you pay me!
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It's always the butler who suffers.
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Oh...
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I'm working.
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Pretend I'm not here.
That's how I get through the day.
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Oh, hello, Niles.
/ Hm-hmm.
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Would you mind telling Mister Sheffield
that I'm going to rehearsal.
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Unless, of course, he'd like me
to sit by his feet and peel him a grape.
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Well, that's my job.
But you can wave the fan.
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Well, you can tell the nanny that I wouldn't
dream of standing in the way of her aspirations,
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no matter how ludicrous they might be.
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Well, tell Mister Sheffield
that I am a grown woman,
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and can find fulfillment
anyway I choose.
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And that he is a doodyhead.
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To synopsis, sir, you are a doodyhead.
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So that's the one you choose to repeat.
/ Translator's prerogative.
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I don't think I've ever met a more
infuriating, irritating woman.
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Hello, hello.
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Think hard, sir.
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I just heard the most
delicious news.
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Well, why don't you run make a friend
and tell them all about it.
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Philipe needs a tax write-off,
so he wants the show to flop.
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That's why he cast Nanny Fine,
to guarantee a total disaster.
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I knew it! Ha!
I knew she had no talent.
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People will be walking out
in the middle of her performance.
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Just like one of your dates.
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Well, we, we can't tell her.
She'll be crushed.
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I know.
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On the other hand, if, if I don't tell her,
then she'll be publicly humiliated opening night.
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I know. It's a win-win situation.
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Maggie, if you wanna go to the Hamptons,
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you're gonna have to ask your father
when he's watching Masterpiece Theater.
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Yes. Just when his chin drops
down to his chest,
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but before he starts snoring.
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Yeah, sure.
That's how I got my raise.
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We're doing the dance scene!
Places, everybody!
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Oh, Maggie, I gotta go. I gotta go
plunge a knife into my heart.
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Oh boy, I'm sounding more like
my mother every day.
226
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:31,204
Oh, uh, Philipe, I gotta ask you a question.
I don't know what my motivation is here.
227
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Why does Juliet kill herself?
228
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Because without her Romeo
she has no reason to live.
229
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:42,612
Oh. Could tell this play was
written by a man.
230
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I don't know how she got this part.
/ Well, she must be sleeping with him.
231
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:49,357
I slept with him.
I got two lines.
232
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I got Romeo.
233
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:57,668
Okay. Romeo?
234
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Drink your poison...
235
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Here's to my love.
236
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:17,034
Thy drugs act quick,
thus with a kiss...
237
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I die.
/ Now Juliet awakens.
238
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:30,699
Oy, what a night!
239
00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:38,194
Oh, Romeo, I see poison.
240
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:45,560
I see poison has been
your timeless end.
241
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,709
Oh, churl...
242
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:58,151
Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath.
243
00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:07,099
There rust and let me die.
244
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
245
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:18,245
Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, oh...
246
00:18:18,245 --> 00:18:22,147
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
247
00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:28,729
Oh, oh, oh...
248
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:37,191
She's perfect. This play will
die faster than she does.
249
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:40,346
Oh, oy...
250
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:46,500
And now, Romeo and
Juliet ascend to heaven.
251
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:55,729
Oh, my lord Romeo,
I follow thee to heaven.
252
00:18:55,903 --> 00:19:01,664
Whoa... Whoa...
253
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:07,166
Oy, hey, you guys.
Heaven art that-a-way.
254
00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:11,061
Oh, oh...
255
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:20,202
Wow, hey... Oh, oh, hey, oh, whoa...
256
00:19:20,856 --> 00:19:27,089
Oh boy, don't worry. I'm okay.
257
00:19:27,991 --> 00:19:32,460
Oh, but it looks like Romeo's got
quite a wedgie going on up there.
258
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,425
Oy...
259
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,555
Hi...
260
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:44,190
Hi... Gee, you know,
that harness really chafes.
261
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:48,730
Boy, that Mary Martin must have
had a hide like a rhino.
262
00:19:50,159 --> 00:19:53,286
Hey, I know you.
263
00:19:53,286 --> 00:19:58,014
Well, I have done six Broadway
shows and several national tours.
264
00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:01,142
No, no, it was a commercial.
265
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:05,716
You're the Less Than Fresh girl.
266
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:08,970
Oh, Mister Sheffield.
267
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:14,604
No, please...
People, people, please!
268
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,506
Come on, back off! Get away!
269
00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:20,836
Let the man breathe.
Give him some air. Jeez...
270
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:24,878
God, she's sleeping with everybody.
271
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:28,968
Watch. Next year
she'll have her own sitcom.
272
00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:35,049
Miss Fine, I, I owe you an apology.
273
00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:39,381
You owe me an apology? Oh, yeah, right.
274
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:43,435
I was selfish and thoughtless
and I'm extremely sorry.
275
00:20:43,435 --> 00:20:46,992
Oh, thank you, Mister Sheffield.
276
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:50,337
I'm sorry I called you a doodyhead.
277
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:52,289
Apology accepted.
278
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:57,584
You know, we shouldn't fight anymore.
It's so hard on Niles. / Yeah, I know.
279
00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:02,426
Listen, I, uh, I need to talk to you
about this play. Maybe you better sit down.
280
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:05,287
Oh, okay. I think I know what
you're gonna say though.
281
00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,211
No, I doubt that.
/ Yes, I do.
282
00:21:07,211 --> 00:21:12,943
You're gonna say that you and the kids really
need me at home, and the mansion is a mess.
283
00:21:12,943 --> 00:21:18,318
And I don't belong in this play and
well, you'd be absolutely right.
284
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:22,251
I would? / Yeah. Isn't that
what you were gonna say?
285
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:27,661
Oh, yes. Yes. That was exactly
what... Yes. You read my mind.
286
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,054
Oh, clairvoyance runs in my family.
287
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:34,654
I got an Aunt Paula that
predicted Hurricane Andrew.
288
00:21:34,654 --> 00:21:40,373
For the first time in history,
there wasn't a single Jew on Miami Beach.
289
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:44,294
Come on. I'm gonna take you home.
290
00:21:44,294 --> 00:21:47,527
I just hope that Philip
isn't too disappointed.
291
00:21:47,527 --> 00:21:50,984
I mean, he really was counting on me.
292
00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:55,024
Well, Miss Fine, a talent like yours
doesn't come along every day.
293
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,739
True. But you know, between you,
me and the pillars,
294
00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:03,333
that Philipe is not
the greatest director in the world.
295
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,597
And if I'm gonna make
my big Broadway debut,
296
00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:11,888
I should do it right, in one
of your plays. / Right. Um...
297
00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:22,849
Now, back to Masterpiece
Theater, Part Twentysix,
298
00:22:22,849 --> 00:22:26,075
The Lords of Thisbee.
299
00:22:30,011 --> 00:22:33,141
Psst, Maggie, make your move.
300
00:22:34,552 --> 00:22:37,617
Hi, Dad.
/ Hello.
301
00:22:38,043 --> 00:22:41,316
Are you asleep?
/ Uh, yeah...
302
00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:47,284
Are you gonna let me go to
the Hamptons? / Sure, honey.
303
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,628
When Miss Fine gets her next raise.
304
00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:57,935
Oh, ever since Alistare Cooke
left he doesn't sleep as well.
305
00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:12,584
Lunch!
306
00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:14,613
Oh, good.
307
00:23:15,138 --> 00:23:18,177
Hello. People?
308
00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:21,392
Oh, people?
309
00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:24,598
Where for art thou everyone?
310
00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:28,452
Hello? Oy...
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