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♪ Oh, Santa Claus is coming round ♪

♪ He's coming round tonight ♪

♪ Here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus ♪

♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪

♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his
reindeer are pulling on the rein ♪

♪ Bells are ringing and
children are singing ♪

♪ And all is merry and bright ♪

♪ Hang your stocking
and say your prayers ♪

♪ 'Cause Santa Claus
is coming tonight ♪

♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus ♪

♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪

- ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
- ♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪

♪ He's got a bag that's filled with
toys for the boys and girls again ♪

♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪

♪ Hear those sleigh bells,
jingle-jangle-jingle ♪

- ♪ Oh, gosh, what a beautiful sight ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪

♪ So jump in bed and
cover up your head ♪

♪ 'Cause Santa Claus
is coming tonight ♪

♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus...

Oh, sorry, Uncle Rick.

Excuse me.

What is this?

Like I said, we're being played.

Now, pay up.

How'd you even find this stuff?

I can find anything or anyone.

Then why can't
you find your dad?

Hilarious, Gene.

Look, I don't know what all this
stuff is, but Santa is coming tonight.

Okay, can we talk about
that for a minute?

Jack O'Malley.

Kids, go downstairs.

Not you.

What are you doing, pal?

Look, we love having you
here for the holidays,

but what are you
telling your cousins?

The cold, hard truth.

Cold, hard truth?

Jack, these are presents, yes,

- but these aren't Santa's presents.
- Right.

Because Santa Claus
hasn't been here yet.

It's Christmas Eve.
He's coming tonight.

He's coming here, to
this house, tonight?

- That's what you're telling me?
- That's what I'm telling you.

And he's also going to every
other house in the world

on the same night,

using flying reindeer
for transportation?

Yes, Jack.

And what fuels a flying
reindeer exactly?

Carrots.

Okay, look, I don't know
exactly how it works.

All I know is, when we wake up
tomorrow, Santa will have been here.

All right.

Let's go.

You don't want to get on
the Naughty List, do you?

Honestly, Uncle Rick, I'm
not that worried about it.

Christine,
triple-shot Americano.

Jack
O'Malley. I don't believe it.

Lenny. Do you miss me?

- Where's my money?
- I'm getting you your money.

I told you I'm gonna
get you your money.

I'm on a job right now.

In fact, I'm planning
on doubling it.

You still got
Morris at plus-300?

Morris? That stiff?

Put me down for 25K.

You got a lot of
balls, O'Malley.

I know. Brains, too. It
doesn't seem fair, does it?

All right.

Good. Feel it.

Good. Seven.

There you go. And switch.

Eight.

Good. Nine.

Come on. Come on, now.

- Give it all you got.
- Oh.

Oh, my gosh. Fire.

Fire.

Grab your stuff.

What are you looking at?

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ The snow's coming down ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ I'm watching it fall...

Gift card. Gift card.

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ The church bells in town ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Are ringing in song ♪

♪ Christmas...

Ultimate Vampire Assassin
4 for the Switch. Got it.

Are you gonna write that down?

No.

Steel trap.

♪ They're singing
"Deck the Halls" ♪

♪ But it's not like
Christmas at all ♪

♪ 'Cause I remember
when you were here ♪

♪ And all the fun...

- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ I'm watching them shine...

Hey, Fred.

Got a 5-11, male grown-up,
hovering by the scented candles.

Keep an eye out.

Copy,
chief. I got eyes on him.

Hi, Santa. We made
cookies for you.

Thank you.

Chocolate
chip and snickerdoodle.

I love snickerdoodle.

How'd you know?

- I made them myself.
- I helped.

You know what? I've been meaning to
talk to you guys. Come here a minute.

We're live! Yo, it's
your boy, Beef Stew.

And we're here at
Christmas at the mall

with the boy, the GOAT, Santa.

And we're gonna get him to
put on Stew Crew T-shirt.

Sir, you can't cut the line.

Ah, what's the matter, big dude?

You don't want to show some
Christmas love to the Beef?

These kids have been
waiting a long time.

Look, man, it'll
take two minutes.

He puts on the shirt, and
he says, "Now we beefin'."

- Sir.
- I'm a big deal.

I have over 3,000 followers.

I'm gonna make your boy famous.

Just got to put the shirt on.

He's already quite famous.

Don't be a total...

Sir, you can't cut the line.

Have I made myself clear?

Yes, very clear.

Now, I wish you a
merry Christmas.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna go. Um, yep.

Now, you guys have a very
important appointment with Santa.

Man, I needed that.

So important to get out
and talk to the kids.

Best part of the job.

It's Santa!

Nothing like a crowded mall
two days before Christmas.

Yo, Santa, man! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, pal.

"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let
It Snow!"] - ♪ Man, it doesn't show signs of...

Tell me you're not
gonna miss this.

God! What do you mean you're
sold out of essential oils?

I'm gonna bash
someone's skull in.

I'm not gonna miss this.

Approaching ground floor.

Let's heat up Ice Breaker.

Freddy, secondary array.

Hundred-and-eighty-degree
spread. Go.

- Copy that.
- Copy that. Red One is on the move.

Vampire Assassin 4
is hot this year.

- Thanks, Ginerva.
- Sure thing, Red.

Carl, you got
any milk up there?

Of course, Red.

I always love
coming to Philly.

You think we have time to
stop for a cheesesteak?

Won't be the same
without you, Cal.

It'll be exactly
the same without me.

Stubborn pain in the butt.

General.

Red, good to see you.

- Successful excursion?
- Yes, sir.

The mall at Christmastime
is like oxygen for me.

Thank you.

Evening, ladies.

What are you so excited about?

Oh. Of course.

Your boyfriend's here.

Hey, girls.

Okay. Okay.

Of course I didn't forget.

Yes, I brought extra.

Who's hungry?

There we go.

Cal.

Come on, man. Clock's ticking.

Red One, you are
clear for takeoff.

All right, ladies.

Let's go home.

Thanks for the escort, fellas.

See you next year.

Kavalame!

Come on, Morris.

Go ahead.

I got it.

I don't know what the
hell it is, but I got it.

Send the coordinates.

Well, why don't you send
something my way first?

Wiring the first half now, the
rest when the data is verified.

Pleasure doing
business with you.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

He's staggering.

- He's in the corner!
- No.

- No.
- Morris is down!

No! Oh, my God.

Home sweet home.

Whoa, ladies.

- Red, welcome back.
- Thank you.

Where's the missus?

I'm-I'm right here.

Deliverables was
a half hour ago.

Larry, this is going to Bermuda.

Copy that. Bermuda.

Garcia.

Welcome back, chief.

- What'd I miss?
- Nothing.

Everyone's working.

There's a bottleneck in ribbons.

Phil is blaming wrapping.

Wrapping says Phil's
being overdramatic.

Everybody's feeling the heat.

All right. I'll talk to him.

Please. Phil's driving
everybody nuts.

Phil in ribbons is
having a total meltdown.

Maybe it's time to find a
less stressful spot for Phil.

I don't know, tinsel?

Phil out of ribbons?

Just a thought.

He's got a dog named Ribbons.

Yeah, right.

Four ninety-five.
Four ninety-six.

Four ninety-seven.
Four ninety-eight.

Four ninety-nine. Five hundred.

In five minutes. Not bad.

Yeah, getting warmed up.

All right, I'm
gonna run the simulation model

on Belgium and Holland
again just to be safe.

- Thank you, sweetie.
- All right, if you need me, yell.

Hey, Callum. Jump in there.

Get him ready, okay?

- It's almost showtime.
- Yes, ma'am. Will do.

Hey, boss.

Cal.

- Give me a spot, huh?
- Got it.

Up.

Tell me why.

Time for a change, Nick.

- It's like I told you.
- Yeah, I heard you.

And I'll respect your decision,
but I want to know why.

- Let's go heavy.
- Yeah. Got it.

You're looking strong.

We work for the kids, Cal.

We do it for them.

And I know you love that.

You live for that.

So, what's going on here?

I love the kids.

It's the grown-ups
that are killing me.

Go on.

- The list.
- What about the list?

We're up almost
22% year over year.

I'm aware of the numbers, Cal.

What are you getting at?

For the first time ever, more people
are on the Naughty List than not.

And it's like they
don't even care.

So much bad behavior out
there everywhere you look.

Uh, you say it all
the time, Nick.

We choose every day
who we want to be.

With big decisions
and little ones,

and every one of them matters.

But I look around, and they
act like none of it matters.

If nothing matters to them, it seems
to me they need us now more than ever.

That's why there's only one you.

And no one with my doubts
should be so close to you.

You need somebody younger,

someone 300 years old, in their
prime, who wants to change things.

Not our job to
change people, Cal.

People change themselves.

We just show 'em that
we believe in 'em.

All of 'em.

'Cause we know who they
really are, down deep.

We know that somewhere
inside every lost grown-up

is the kid they once were.

Our gift is that we can see
that, even when they can't.

We work for the kids, Cal,

even when they're
not kids anymore.

I'm just having a really
hard time seeing it.

And that's why.

Let's have a cookie.

The answer to everything.

Got to carb up.

You know, I burn about 400...

You burn 430 million
calories every Christmas Eve.

- Yeah.
- Yes, I know.

One last ride, huh?

One last ride.

Mmm.

Here!

Get to it, Lads.

Alpha check. It's Drift.

Looks like a light just fried
on the anterior west face

up around mail room 19-B.

Anyone up there?

Yeah,
this is Jeff in maintenance.

You don't miss a
thing, Commander.

- I'll check it out.
- Thanks, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff, looks like we
got a few more of 'em, too.

What's going on up there?

Jeff?

Jeff, do you copy?

Who's with Red?

Arthur,
is he still with you?

Negative, chief.

- Kenny, do you have him?
- Not in the gym.

Who's with Red?

Gorman, are you
in the residence?

Finkle just took over.

Finkle. Finkle!

I need eyes on Red now!

- Mail room, negative.
- Study, negative.

Mistletoe hydroponics, negative.

He's not in the gallery.

Logistics, negative.

Anteroom, negative.

Candy cane
packaging, negative.

Nursery, negative.

Nick. Nick!

Breach!

- We have a breach!
- Does anyone have eyes?

Code green! Code
green! Full lockdown!

Armored snowcat heading north.

Copy that.

- Locating.
- Who has eyes?

- Just turned right on Pine.
- Copy.

Containment barrier
five going up.

Street unit six, deploy.

Box 'em in!

Agents down.

Raise barrier 72!

Raising 72.

Snowcat just turned
left on Candlestick.

There's a hole in the dome.

What the hell just happened?

- There's been a breach, Director.
- I know.

Red has been taken.

What? Where's Cal?

- I'm right here.
- Cal, what happened?

- Who could've done this?
- Zoe, I don't know.

We are 24 hours
to Christmas Eve.

- We cannot...
- Yes, I'm well aware.

Okay. Okay, let's
take a deep breath.

Start from the beginning.

They cut a hole in the CF Dome
using an atomic plasma torch.

From the footprints, I'd say there's
eight to ten of them... human.

They rolled in on a
remote armored snowcat,

which they used as a diversion
before they blasted out of here

in a NORAD-blind cargo jet.

Good God, Cal.

I'm gonna find 'em, Zoe.

We're gonna work
together on this.

We were just told
that someone hacked

the Intercontinental
Seismic Surveillance System.

I don't know if it's related, but
if someone knew where to look,

that's the only vulnerability
in the cloaking.

Who?

We don't know yet. The
trolls are scouring the Web.

Name and address.

They're working on it.

Then tell 'em to work faster.
We don't have time for this.

Director, the
trolls have a trace.

Patch them in.

What have you got?

We traced the relays.

Looks like The Wolf.

The Wolf.

Who the hell is The Wolf?

Mercenary, bounty hunter,
works for the highest bidder.

A ghost on the dark web.

FBI's been trying to recruit him
for years, but he's a freelancer.

He's probably the best
tracker in the world.

The guy's a legend.

What?

Nice. Are you in town?

That depends.

- What do you want?
- I need you to do me a favor

and go pick up Dylan.

I'm right in the middle
of something important.

This isn't a good time for me.

Yeah. Me, either.

I have two mothers-to-be
with weakening contractions

and labor that's not progressing,
and Craig's out of town.

Liv.

Dylan got in trouble at school.

I just need you to go pick him
up and drop him off at my place.

- Liv.
- Jack.

I'm stuck at work,
and Craig's away,

so just do me a favor
and go pick up your kid.

I got it.

I got it. I got it,
I got it, I got it.

Hey, buddy.

- Hey, you got any aspirin?
- What?

No.

I got to get
something in my stomach.

- You want a churro?
- No.

Shut up!

Hey, man. Can I get two?

- I don't want a churro.
- I heard you. They're for me.

So, what are they
saying you did?

Tampered with the school's
attendance records, which I did.

Allegedly.

Never admit that.

Thank you. Have a good day.

Yeah, yeah.

The music teacher leaves his
computer open during fifth period.

Mm-hmm.

I started to ditch science so
I could go and practice guitar,

then I'd change it
on the computer.

Makes sense.

There's this girl
in jazz band, Piper.

She started to ditch with
me, but then Kevin...

Who's Kevin?

My best friend. At least he was.

What'd Kevin do?

Kevin found out and
wanted to ditch, too.

But he's not even in jazz band.

He just wanted to
hang out with Piper.

I was the one hanging
out with Piper.

So I'm supposed to go in and
change his absent to present

- so he can hang out with Piper?
- It's bullshit.

So, instead, I gave
him three more absents.

Good. Send a message.

He got busted and told
the vice principal.

Kevin.

So I slashed the
tires on his bike.

- I know, you're disappointed.
- I am disappointed.

Look, if you're gonna hack a
mainframe, you do it quietly.

You go in through a back
door, no fingerprints.

But more importantly,
the second this kid Kevin

knew what you were doing,
you got a loose end.

Never trust anybody. Anybody.

And never let someone get the upper
hand on you, 'cause they'll use it.

Yeah.

All right, I got to go practice.

I have this dumb winter pageant
thing tonight for jazz band.

A pageant? Oof.

I know.

I said it was dumb.

Good luck.

- We're gonna talk when I come in.
- I know.

- Thought labor wasn't progressing.
- Yeah, then it did.

Thanks for picking
him up, though.

I don't know what's going on with
him these days. He's acting out.

Yeah, well, you know,
growing up is tough.

Is that why you're avoiding it?

- I walked right into that.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

He'd really love to see
you more often, Jack.

I just picked him up.

- I know.
- It was really nice. We had a good talk.

He told me about school. I
mean, I don't know what...

He would love that to happen
more often, is all I'm saying.

I got to go to work.

Okay.

Merry Christmas, Jack.

Yeah.

"Merry Christmas, Jack."

♪ Rockin' around
the Christmas tree ♪

♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪

♪ Mistletoe hung
where you can see ♪

♪ Every couple tries to stop...

♪ Everyone's dancin' merrily ♪

♪ In the new old-fashioned ♪

♪ Way ♪

Hi, Jack.

We know what you did.

Huh?

We know what you did.

Okay. Um...

First of all, sorry.

Second, could you
be more specific?

Honestly, you could be talking
about 12 different things right now.

Who are you working for?

Lady, I don't know what
you're talking about.

I work for whoever pays me.

You have about 40 seconds

to become helpful before you
have a terrible accident,

so I'm gonna ask
you one more time:

Who hired you to find him?

- Find who?
- You know who.

I
promise you I don't.

If I did, I would tell you.

I'm not a scrupulous
person. You can ask anybody.

The Intercontinental
Seismic Surveillance System.

Sound familiar?

Yeah. I did that.

It was a weird job.

Somebody was trying to find
someone who was running tests

on some weapons systems
in the arctic, and I...

I found the location,
and I walked.

For who?

I don't know.

I'm telling you, all the communication
is encrypted and untraceable.

That's how it's supposed to be

so if someone like you shows
up I don't have any answers.

Look, I don't ask questions.

I just find people that
no one else can find.

It's what I do.

You really don't
know what you did.

I guess not.

I mean, I can tell you're
very upset about it, though.

Box him up.

Box me up?

Wait, wait. What
do you mean? Hey.

Is this really necessary?

Ow.

Cool place.

How long you been here?

M-O-R-A?

MORA.

The Mythological Oversight
and Restoration Authority.

Come again?

We are the multilateral
international organization

responsible for securing and
protecting the mythological world.

Come with me.

- Did you say "the mythological world"?
- Yes.

Right.

So, uh, bigfoot,

Loch Ness Monster,
that kind of thing?

That kind of thing.

Okay, so...

things that don't actually exist,
you guys are responsible for.

Got it.

Holy shit!

If he knows anything,
he ain't talking.

All right. Horse back to the
pen, body back to Area 32.

And get the pumpkin back
in the cryo-vault stat.

Yes, Director.

What the hell was that?

The Horseman.

We're questioning all
the usual suspects.

The Headless Horseman?

Hey. What did that Taser
thing do to my head?

It's not a Taser.
It's an Acquiescer.

Just take a deep breath
and have a seat, Jack.

What am I doing here?

Last night, at roughly
11:00 p.m. NPST,

Red One, also known as
Saint Nicholas of Myra,

was abducted from the
North Pole complex.

The data you retrieved from the I-Triple-S
was used to pinpoint the location,

which has been secure and classified
for several hundred years.

Use your words.

Are you saying...

Santa Claus has been kidnapped?

And you think I had
something to do with it?

Where is he?

Is that him?

Jack "The Wolf" O'Malley, meet
Callum Drift, commander of the E.L.F.

The E.L.F.?

Turns out Jack here didn't
know what he was doing.

Somebody hired him to find the
complex, and incredibly, he did.

Who?

- He doesn't know.
- I don't know.

- Yes, he does.
- No, he doesn't.

They always know something.

Sometimes you just got
to shake it out of 'em.

I'm not gonna like you.

I can tell right away, out of
everyone here, I like you the least.

Garcia.

What the...

Yeah, chief.

- This guy's not cooperating.
- Ah.

Should we do the thing?

I'm afraid we're gonna have to.

- Cal, let's talk about this for a minute.
- There's nothing to talk about.

You can't trust this
guy. He's on the list.

- What list?
- You know damn well what list.

Look, I'm not on any watch
list. I know for a fact that...

Wait a minute.

You don't mean...

Yes, that list. You're
on it. I checked.

- NL-Four.
- Are you telling me

this clown is a Level
Four Naughty Lister?

- A Level Four Naughty Lister?
- Oh, is that funny to you?

Hey, hey, hey. What are we doing here?

- Come on.
- I know this is killing you,

but you have to trust me.

Dismembering this shit
bag isn't gonna help.

It would feel good,
but it won't help.

I'm right here.

Shut up.

- What are you thinking?
- We're gonna put him to work.

- No, absolutely not.
- Excuse me?

You said you work
for whoever pays you.

Today that's me.

He's not telling us everything
he knows. Look at him.

He is telling us
everything he knows.

He just doesn't
know who hired him.

Well, I mean, how much
are we talking here?

Garcia.

Okay.

Okay. I don't know who it was, but
I can figure out where they are.

Or where they were
last night.

God.

Look, it is anonymous...
I don't know who it is...

but in my line of work, I need insurance,
you know, in case of billing issues,

so I Trojan-horse a
digital tracking bug

- into their VPN.
- Are you saying...

Yeah, I can track the device.

Then I suggest you do it.

Can we circle back on the
whole paying me thing?

I know what they paid
you. We'll double it.

- Triple.
- Garcia.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on!

All right, all right.
Double's fine. It's Christmas.

Wise choice.

I need my cell phone.

Whoever did this...

- is in Aruba.
- Where in Aruba?

I work alone.

- You used to.
- No offense,

but I'm not rolling into Aruba
undercover with a giant elf.

It's E.L.F.!

- Cal.
- We can't trust this guy.

That's why you're
holding the leash.

And this...

is how I can find you
anywhere on Earth.

You're mine until we find him.

I suggest you get going.

Claws!

Well, this is unfortunate.

No, this is what
needed to be done.

I sincerely doubt that.

You know, I know a guy who's
gonna be very upset about this.

What are you gonna do with that?

The world is a mess
because they fear nothing.

I'm going to give them
something to fear.

I'm going to do in one night

what you have failed
to do for centuries.

And what is that?

I'm gonna make the
world a better place.

What are you doing?

Borrowing some of your energy.

Now...

go to sleep, Nicholas.

Go to sleep.

We doing some last-minute
Christmas shopping?

Gearing up.

Grab a car, something practical.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la, deck the halls...

Here.

Let's go.

♪ Strike the harp
and join the chorus ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪

♪ Fa-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la...

Ooh!

What the hell just happened?

Toy stores.

Toy stores what?

The supply closets
are portal stations

for the North Pole Field
Network Transit System.

Car.

I said practical.

Like what, a minivan?

Who wants a
practical Hot Wheels?

Also, what difference
does it make?

I gave you a directive.

A directive?

Is that what you
think is going on here?

I'm telling you now,
you better listen to me

because things are
about to get real.

- How did...
- I adjusted it to reality.

- And does that...
- No, it doesn't work on everything.

No, you can't try it.
No, you can't drive.

No more questions. Now, get in.

And be careful
with those robots.

So you're like the
bodyguard for Santa Claus.

I'm the commander of the E.L.F.

What's that stand for?

Enforcement, Logistics
and Fortification.

But as far as you're
concerned, it stands for

Extremely Large and Formidable.

Mm-hmm.

And that's all you do all
year, just... protect Santa?

- It's a big job.
- Sure. Sure.

It's one day, though, right?

Like, it's a big
job for one day.

We work 364 days a year
because on that one day

we deliver presents to several
billion individual domiciles

across 37 time zones without ever
being detected by a single human being.

We prep, we rehearse every moment,
every stop down to the last chimney.

So yeah, it's a lot of work.

Three hundred and
sixty-four days?

We have Boxing Day off.

Wouldn't it be easier
if you broke it up?

You know, like send different teams out
different places, just more efficient?

No, it doesn't work like that.

He's got to do it all himself?

He doesn't have to.
It's his purpose.

He's a singular force
in the universe.

Okay, so worst-case scenario... is
there someone that can step in for him,

like a vice Santa Claus?

Are you listening to me? No.

No one can do what he does.

He knows when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,

and he knows that about every
single person on this planet.

He has a list the size of Rhode
Island, and he checks it twice.

If you were to try to
read that list just once,

it would take you a decade,
but he does it twice.

And the reason why he's
able to do any of it

is because he is Santa
Claus, the one and only,

and no one else can
execute his mission.

Which is?

To spread cheer, asshole.

Good feeling.

Ready for a test.

Bring me the weapon.

Duplication complete.

Good.

Now let's see if it works.

Who do you have in mind, Mum?

We'll start with the
first name on the list.

All right,
now we're talking.

Well, it was nice
to meet you, Cal.

Good luck with everything.

Thank you so much.

I'm just gonna live here now.

- Gonna marry her.
- Why don't you focus?

We got to find your guy.

Not a lot of fun, are you, Cal?

Oh, I'm fun.

As a matter of fact, I won the
prize for most fun gift wrapper

for 183 years in a row.

Well, I take it back.

Want me to show
you how to do this?

I would suggest
you give it a shot.

I see the worst
in everyone, Cal.

It's my gift.

And it's the key to my work.

I can see a person's worst
qualities just by looking at 'em.

See, look at this guy.

He's married but not to her.

That's why he has a tan line
where his wedding ring should be.

This guy's about to screw over that guy.

That's why he's
laughing too loud.

And this guy... now,
he's interesting.

Why, you ask?

- I didn't ask.
- Well, I'll tell you.

Shoes.

Look around.

Anyone else at the beach wearing
shoes besides you, me and him?

And we're all working something.

Ah.

He's a Karmanian Death Merc.

So is that guy and that guy.

You can tell by the
tattoos on their hands.

This is all fascinating. How about we
find the guy we're actually looking for?

That's the guy
we're looking for.

The Karmanians are
his security detail.

- You sure?
- I'm sure.

We'll have a few drinks,
paint some nails.

We'll see where the
afternoon takes us.

Hey, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What are you doing?
- Going to talk to him.

No. No. We got to
go in sideways here.

Remember when I said
they're called Death Mercs?

We'll be fine.

Keep walking.

I need to talk to him now.

Keep walking.

I'm gonna count to five.

Then what?

- Then you're gonna get hurt.
- Oh.

Listen, dickhead.
It's Christmas.

So in the yuletide spirit, I'm
gonna say it one more time.

That was... so disturbing.

- What's this?
- What the hell, Ted?

Just give me a
minute, sweetheart.

I got to talk to these
absolute morons for a second,

and then we'll go get some boba.

Okay.

- Where is he?
- Who?

- You know who.
- You really want to do this?

Uh, I have no idea what
you're talking about.

And while I'm enjoying this visit from,
uh, the Magic Mike Christmas brigade,

I got a couple ladies
waiting on boba teas.

- Okay. Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm playing, big boy. Come on.

Before you implode this man's
skull across this heavenly beach,

- can I have a crack at it?
- Look, I'm telling you,

for your own health and well-being,
I suggest you leave right now.

You don't know who I know.

All right. Well, you
know what I know?

I know you bought some
information yesterday

and you paid quite a bit for it.

Coordinates, the arctic.

I know this 'cause I'm the
one who sold 'em to you.

You...

You're The Wolf?

No. You should not be here.

Do you know what you've
done by coming here?

My client is not
to be messed with.

Who's the client? New York?

Much worse.

She'll kill us.
She'll kill us all.

- Who is it?
- I can't say her name.

She will hear.

Write her name in the sand.

- "Gree-la"?
- You idiot.

- "Gry-la"?
- No!

"Gree-la"?

Cal, Cal.

Callum Drift,

storied warrior
of the North Pole.

Gryla, the Christmas Witch.

It has been many years.

Not enough.

Where is he?

He's right here, fast asleep.

Signal from Commander Drift.

Gryla, where are you?

The Witch.

I need him back
unharmed immediately.

It is not to be, warrior!

I need M-WAT teams in motion

- to every one of her ancestral haunts.
- Yes, Director.

What is it you want?

The same thing I have always
wanted for hundreds of years.

To make them behave.

The time has come...

to punish the naughty.

All of them.

Everyone who is on the list.

Everyone who has ever been

on the list.

From killers to jaywalkers.

Anyone who's ever
lied or littered.

Anyone who's ever
been rude or late.

You're talking about
almost everyone.

Everyone I see fit.

Tomorrow they will
all be punished.

And he is going to help.

You know he doesn't
punish people.

Step away, warrior.

Let him go, Witch.

I've warned you.

And I've warned you.

You can't see it yet,

but when you wake up
this Christmas morning,

the world will be much, much...

nicer.

What in the actual fu...

Get those teams moving now.

What the hell was that?

What was that? What
the hell was that?

- Where is she?
- We got to get out of here.

- Where is she?
- I don't know.

I'm just a middleman.
I brokered the deal.

- I'm telling you, she does not mess around.
- Cal. Cal.

Snowmen.

No.

Get him out of here. He's our
only lead. Don't let him get iced.

All right.

Come on.

Go. Go.

Just got to rip
off their carrots.

I'll remember that
next time it comes up.

Want to give me a hand here?

You'll figure it out.

♪ Let me tell you about
Christmas magic...

I'm sorry, I think you're confusing
me with someone who cares!

Tell Grandma I don't have
time to pick up her meds.

She can take the bus.

Goodbye.

Asshole.

Get a life.

♪ For you to put on your coat ♪

♪ Let me show you
Christmas magic ♪

♪ It's the best kind ♪

- ♪ Of sorcery I know ♪
- Whoa.

What the...

♪ With the angels singing...

It's still here.

What do you mean
it's still there?

It's supposed to
come back to me.

The machine isn't
working. Fix it.

Now, or else the next test
will be on one of you.

Yes, Mum.

Careful.

That's it.

She iced the broker.

She really wanted
to shut him up.

By the time he thaws out,
he'll be useless to us.

Hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

My guys scanned all the surveillance
footage from the Pole last night.

Look at this.

- That her?
- Sort of.

She's a shape-shifter.

She's actually a 900-year-old ogre
with 13 sons who kill on command.

Huh.

Tracking
shape-shifters is a nightmare.

She said that she was gonna
punish them all, every level.

I'd be more worried about
what she didn't say.

She wasn't negotiating.

It's a kidnapping
with no demands.

Doesn't usually end well.

Unfortunately, our only
lead is now an ice cube.

Not pointing any fingers.

- Cal, not helpful.
- Yeah, Cal.

Not helpful.

So, what would you normally do?

I mean, normally, I'd
be running credit cards,

checking pings off
cell phone towers,

trying to build a footprint...
her, her associates.

Never tracked a witch before.

Dated a few.

Right, Cal?

I've dated several
witches. What's your point?

Would she have any footprint
that I wouldn't know about

because I'm, like, a
regular human being?

Have you run a check
on recent UDMs?

- What's that?
- Unauthorized deployments of magic.

Lot of hits.
Pretty typical stuff.

Couple of abjurations
in Nairobi.

Handful of divinations in
Santiago and New Orleans.

No, she's a conjurer.

Got a pair of conjurations
eight days ago, few hours apart.

Picked up the echo off
the resonator in Germany.

The brother.

- Whose brother?
- Nick's.

- Santa's got a brother?
- Adopted, yes.

She's working with the brother.

We don't know that.

No, but can you think of a
better place to hold Nick?

Think about it. It's
under a concealment dome,

and MORA has no jurisdiction
because of the treaty.

He doesn't leave, and we
don't visit. That's the deal.

We bust in and
Nick's not there...

MORA's not going. We're going.

And he's never gonna
know we're there.

- Cal...
- T minus 17 hours, Director.

Keep me in the loop every step.

In two hours, I brief the
presidents and prime ministers

and kings and queens of
everywhere so they can prepare.

Prepare for what?

For the possibility
of no Christmas.

Hey. You don't have a Wonder
Woman action figure, do you?

That's not how it
works. Come on.

Ah, damn it.

- Come on.
- I'm coming.

I can't
believe they're out of essential oils!

Hey.

Dylan asked you to go to his
concert tonight and you said no?

What? No, that's
not what happened.

He actually said I shouldn't go.
He said it was gonna be lame.

If he didn't want you to go,

he wouldn't have brought it up.

An actual parent doesn't
need an invitation.

They just go, whether
the kid likes it or not.

That's what parents do.

Well, we both know that's
not my strong suit, Olivia.

Look, if he wanted me to go,
he should've just asked me.

He's vulnerable, Jack.

He's a kid, and he
knows you never show up.

Olivia, I'm in... I'm at work.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't want to have to
tell you what to do, Jack.

I want you to figure it out on
your own, because it's pretty easy.

The concert starts at 7:00.

Well, I'm not gonna be home by
7:00. Just tell Dylan that I...

I'm not telling him anything.

If you want to tell him
something, do it yourself.

What?

I didn't say anything.

Dylan, right?

Yeah.

He's a good kid.

Yeah, I know he's a good kid.

It's not what you think. His
mother and I were never together.

I mean, I'm his father, but
I've never been his dad.

She's a doctor now, and she's
married to a really good guy,

and he is a good dad, so the last
thing the kid needs is, like,

you know, some spare dad
who's a degenerate gambler

hanging out with the scum of the earth,
who's got nothing to offer him, so...

Honestly, the best thing I can do
for the kid is keep some distance

so I don't get in the way and he's
not disappointed all the time.

Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh," what?

I'm just saying, if you're
trying not to disappoint him...

doesn't sound like it's working.

Okay. I can't believe
I'm asking this, but...

what's the deal with
Santa and his brother?

They used to work together...

back in the beginning.

Red gave gifts to
well-behaved children,

and the brother helped keep
track of who they were.

Then the brother
started making lists.

And Red was always
uncomfortable with that.

He didn't like the idea of a
running list of misbehaved children.

But the brother became obsessed.

So you're saying Santa's brother
started the Naughty List?

Yes.

And he started to punish
the kids who were on it.

Red was furious.

So he took the list away, and
the brother never forgave him.

He went out on his own, eventually
hooking up with the Witch,

who was also in the
punishment game,

working Iceland and several
other Nordic territories.

They were together for
years, but it ended badly.

Santa's brother have a name, or
is it just "Santa's brother"?

His name is Krampus.

All right, listen to me. I don't
know what's waiting for us in here,

but the brother, the Witch,

they're extremely dangerous, and
not in the ways that you're used to.

If you see them, do not engage.

So don't pick a
fight with the Witch.

Got it.

If Nick is here, he's probably
being held in the dungeon.

There's a door around
back that the guards use.

We're gonna have to quietly
sneak through the courtyard,

past the guillotines,
break in and head down.

The guillotines?

Also, do not touch anything
under any circumstances.

There is much in here that
is not of the natural world.

You're human, therefore weak.

So, if you need to touch
anything, get me to do it.

Wait a minute.
Are you not human?

Do I look human?

Hey. So listen, man.

I think, if you don't need me here,
I might just go back to the car.

Shh.

- Hellhounds.
- Hellhounds?

Stand back.

Ellen,
distract them.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh, cha, cha...

What'd you do?

What do you mean what did I do?

I didn't do anything.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.

Thieves!

Holy shit.

Whoa, whoa.

Cal! Cal!

My name is Callum Drift,
commander of the E.L.F.

- We are not thieves.
- Yeah, we're not thieves!

We're not thieves!

Oh!

This was in his pocket.

All right, I can explain that.

I can explain that.

I told you not to
touch anything.

It was an innocent mistake.

You tried to steal a priceless piece
of gold from the Dark Lord of Winter.

Not innocent and not a mistake.

Well, who leaves their gold just
lying out in an open treasure chest?

It's a tribute box to Krampus.

Guests come, they leave him
gifts. You stole from it.

I shouldn't be surprised.

Is that 'cause I happen
to be on the list?

You disappointed
in me, too, Cal?

I have no expectations of you,
Jack, so I can't be disappointed.

You know, I got
problems of my own.

I owe somebody a lot of
money that I don't have.

I see this giant pile
of gold sitting there.

If you look at it a certain way,
what choice did I even have?

You have every choice.
It's all choices.

You don't just happen
to be on the list, Jack.

You put yourself there.

You decide to steal gold.

You decide to only look out for yourself
over everyone else on this Earth.

Every one of those kids
who are counting on us.

Counting on me to do my job.

Nick always says that every decision,
big or small, is an opportunity.

To be nice?

To be good.

Or not.

I was one day away
from retirement.

Then this happens.

After 542 years.

I resigned yesterday.

You did?

Why?

I couldn't see it anymore.

Couldn't see what?

Doesn't matter.

The third touch.

Is that him?

What are they doing?

They're playing Krampusschlap.

Krampusschlap?

It's the official
game of Krampusnacht.

Ever undefeated,
Dread Lord Krampus!

Callum Drift.

Lord Krampus.

The festivities
are just beginning,

but I don't remember
inviting you.

You shouldn't be here.

You know you shouldn't be here,

and yet here you are.

And with a mortal.

Uh, I'm Jack O'Malley.

I didn't... I'm not...

We didn't even... I
mean, obviously we...

I just met him today.

The big one was armed with this.

A Northern Vambrace.

Thank you.

Just what I wanted
for Christmas.

Krampus, I can explain...

You're trying to find him,

and you thought
he would be here.

Well, guess what, Northerner.

He's not here.

Last night, he was taken from
the compound by the Witch.

And I know that she
was here not long ago.

Are you accusing me
of something, Drift?

You and she were partners once.

Roaming the countryside,
the villages.

Punishing people.

Yes.

But back then, she was glorious.

An ogre 18 feet high.

The skin of an elephant.

Giant pair of tails.

And yes, punishing as
the cruelest winter.

We had some wonderful
times together.

But I gave up that
work, remember?

I spent 700 years
menacing the naughty,

trying to scare
them into decency.

I did my part!

The only punishing I do now...

is for fun.

Like my good friend over here...

enjoying his headache on Krampusnacht.

But today is not Krampusnacht.

In this house, Northerner,

it is always Krampusnacht!

Ooh, ooh,
ah, ah! Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!

Ah, ah, ah! Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah! Ooh,
ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!

- Krampus!
- Ah, ah, ah! Ooh...

Why was she here?

Many years ago,
she gave me a gift.

She came because
she wanted it back.

A gift? What gift?

The Glaskäfig.

On its face, a simple
glass snow globe,

but its true purpose
is nefarious.

Tremendously punishing.

She wants to punish them all.

The Glaskäfig is solitude.

A prison for but one.

Krampus, I need to find him.

Let me go.

And why...

would I do that?

Because we need him.

Now more than ever, we need him.

And you know that.

Let me go.

Northerner.

You are not going anywhere.

You, get out.

And deliver this message
to that MORA scum.

There is a price
for this intrusion.

Now and forever,

Drift belongs to me.

So I can...

just walk out of here?

I suggest you run.

You'll learn to love it here.

Take him away.

Wait. Uh, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Uh, sorry. Wait.

Um, uh, L-Lord... uh, Mister...

Lord Krampus, um...

you and I aren't so different.

We're pretty different, but I think
we have some things in common.

Ah. Do you, now?

Yeah.

I mean, you strike me as a guy
that likes to have a good time.

Bit of a gambler?

Well, so am I.

Now, when we came in here, my man told
me that he thought he could beat you

at your game, uh, Krampusschlap.

What?

Now, initially,
I said, "No way."

But the more I see him getting riled
up, I'm starting to like my odds,

so just hear me out.

If you win, we go to
your dungeon forever.

If he wins, we walk.

Unless you don't want
to for some reason.

I mean, I get that.
He's a big guy.

No shame.

Lot of people watching.

Imbeciles.

I love it.

- Oh.
- Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!

Smack the shit out of that goat.

The rules are as follows:

The contestants will
exchange blows in turn.

The first to be knocked
out or die loses.

First touch.

That's you.

You know, I really wish there was
another way that we could do this.

Come on.

I'm sure you do.

He's still your brother.

And he never gave up on you.

What would you know about it?

I know him.

Take your best "schlap."

Interesting.

My turn.

I could be merciful

and kill him on the first touch.

But what fun would that
be, huh?

Oh, my God.

Hey, buddy. You okay?

He just slapped
the shit out of me.

Yeah, that was so embarrassing.

I love this game!

I can't... I can't beat him.
He's a winter demigod. I...

Just get up. Trust me.

I can't...

Second touch.

Oh. Sorry.

Let me make it easier for you.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Cover us.

Ellen, come on!

I thought I had
some shady friends.

I can't believe that worked.

Yeah, sorry about that. It's
all I could come up with.

No, it was great.

Oh.

I misjudged you.

Not what you'd expect from a
Class Four Naughty Lister, right?

Well, it's Level Four.

- Ah.
- But that's what I'm saying.

You could've left,
but you didn't.

Thank you.

All right.

Should we go find your guy?

Let's save Christmas.

Right.

Say it.

- I can't.
- Yes, you can. Say it.

- I don't want to.
- Let's save Christmas.

I'm not gonna say that.

I'm gonna need you to say,
"Let's save Christmas."

All right. God. Okay.

Let's save Christmas.

That was terrible.

Okay.

All right, all right.

Let's save Christmas.

- There it is.
- All right.

All right, so the, uh, snow
globe, what's the deal with that?

The "glossy pig"?

Glaskäfig. It's German
for "glass cage."

Well, what do you think
Gryla's trying to do?

- Is there...
- Shh.

...Gryla's trying...?

We got to go.

Mum.

Ready for another test.

Good.

The next name on the list?

No.

I have a better idea.

She said she wanted
to punish them all.

It seems like the Glaskäfig
was just for one person.

Is it possible she can make more of
'em with, like, witch magic or...

She would need billions of them.

She's immensely powerful, but
that's a big lift for a conjurer.

Okay.

I mean, honestly, the only place that has
that kind of manufacturing capacity...

Look out!

This something that
happens to you a lot?

Unexplained player piano in
the middle of a German highway.

No. This is rare.

It's for you.

Well, I'm not
touching that thing.

Just get back in the truck. We'll
drive right around the haunted piano.

We have to open it.

This... this is how it starts.

You're doing it.

Oh, see?

Dylan.

Did you send me this stupid present
instead of coming to this thing?

Wait, what?

Because if you don't want
to come, I don't care.

I wanted to be
there. I really did.

- Then something...
- Just stop, okay?

You don't have to pretend because
my mom is guilt-tripping you.

I'm not pretending.

- I really want to find a way...
- You never come to anything.

Yeah, I... I know.

- I know.
- Whatever.

I got to go. Just don't send
me any more stupid gifts, okay?

W-Wait, wait. Dylan,
what'd you mean by that?

This thing.

- Dylan, don't touch that. Wait.
- No, don't.

Do you seriously think
that there's anything...

Dylan, listen to
me. Put that down.

Because I'm here
to tell you that...

What is this?

What's going on?

What's happening?

Put that down!

Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

I don't know.

Jack.

It's my kid.

Find me.

Dad?

- Dad! What's going on?
- Dylan.

Where are we?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It worked.

Mm. Jack O'Malley.

Level Four.

What a perfect way to
start my collection.

Bring production online.

Tonight, I will deliver one of these
to every single deviant on the list.

And when they wake up
and open their gift,

they'll join my collection,

and the world will be in
the hands of the righteous.

Finally.

Tonight, I make the ride.

Director, we have Drift.

What happened?

What do you know
about the Glaskäfig?

Mythical magic snow globe
used to imprison the naughty.

Krampus has it. Why?

Not anymore. The Witch has it.

And I think she's trying to
punish everyone on the list.

Wait. Slow down.

O'Malley just got globed

- and disappeared.
- What?

His kid, too.

Oh, dear Lord.

- Run O'Malley's tag.
- Yes, Director.

Zoe, I think she's trying to
mass-produce the Glaskäfig.

- How could she possibly do that?
- Think about it.

What's the one place that's
capable of something like that?

The North Pole?

But Nick's not there. The
complex runs on his power.

That can't be it.

- Unless...
- Unless he never left.

- But the snowcat, the jet.
- Drones, diversions.

Nick is still there.

Director, I am not picking up a
signal for O'Malley's tracker.

Because he's under the dome.

But I've been talking
to your team all night.

You have?

Try Partridge.

- Connect to Partridge.
- Yes, Director.

- Hi. Cal.
- Hey. How you holding up, MC?

Well, I can't sleep.

I'm just keeping myself
busy baking cookies for him.

For when he comes home.

Well, he's gonna love that.

What do you got baking?

Just pulled out a fresh
batch of macaroons.

He'll love that.

Hang in. I'll keep you posted.

Thanks.

That's not her.

What do you mean?

Nick hates macaroons.

They're shape-shifters.

The Witch, the Lads.

They're all shape-shifters.

The North Pole has been taken.

They're onto us.

Where are we?

- What's happening?
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, listen.

Now, I know what
this is gonna sound like.

Basically...

Santa is missing, and that
giant lady is a witch,

and she got the snow globes from
a giant demonic Christmas...

goat man.

And now they're gonna
make millions of them

with that magical
photocopier thing.

Look, I don't have all
the technical details,

but basically, these globes are meant
to imprison the naughty people forever.

Forever?

Not forever. I didn't...
Scratch that last part.

Remember, can't trust anyone.

I've got a signal.

O'Malley is here somewhere.

- We're close.
- Hey, chief.

Fred?

- I'll let the team know that you're back.
- How about you don't?

Shape-shifters.

Good tidings.

It says he
should be right here.

The old tunnel system.

Runs right beneath
the original workshop.

Let's go.

Is this happening
because I was ditching?

What?

Is it because I
slashed Kevin's tires?

No, no, no, no, no, no, Dylan.

You said it was for
naughty people, didn't you?

Well, she said that, but...

- What did I do?
- Dylan.

Look at me.

You may have done some things
that you shouldn't have.

Everybody does. Everybody.
There is nothing wrong with you.

You're only in here be...

because of me.

What did you do?

Mm. Lot of stuff.

It's... long list.

But bigger than any of
that, it's what I didn't do.

What are you talking about?

I've been a terrible father.

- That's not true.
- Yes, it is. It is.

I haven't been around.

I told myself I was doing you
a favor, which is bullshit.

It was bad for you, and
it was terrible for me.

I've made some mistakes,
pal. I know that.

But I also know that
I can do better.

And I know that's
easier said than done.

I know it's a lot of work,
and I hope it's not too late.

Every day, every decision
is an opportunity.

And I want to start
taking some of those.

So I'm not asking
you to believe me.

I'm just asking for you
to... give me a chance.

I know I may never be the
greatest father in the world,

but I know I can do better,

and I'm telling you
right now that I promise

I will never stop trying.

What just happened?

I think I just got
a little bit nicer.

- Can we get out of here?
- Yeah.

First, we got to find
somebody. Come on.

Ow.

Cal.

If you could make any toy in the world
real right now, what would it be?

Wonder Woman.

It's him.

You all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

It's good to see you.

Dad?

Buddy, come here.

I want you to meet some friends.

Cal, Zoe, this is my son Dylan.

The one and only Dylan.

Your dad's told me
so much about you.

Welcome to the North Pole.

Huh?

I can't believe she got the old
Quatuplicator back online again.

This thing has been out of
commission since the late 1800s.

This thing was cranking out
snow globes like rat turds,

and it just stopped like
somebody pulled the plug.

Cal, we saw her.

She said she was gonna
do the ride herself.

- What?
- Deliver one of these snow globes

to everybody on the list.

That's impossible. The
sleigh won't lift off.

Without him.

We can't let that
sleigh take off.

There's a subterranean
access point to the hangar.

Wait.

Chief.

Garcia.

Cal.

Ma'am.

Where is he?

Gryla, stop!

I was just leaving.

- Go. Take him.
- Come with me, Dylan. Got him.

Come on!

Go!

Hyah!

Nick.

Come on, Red. I got you.

Red?

Come back to me. Come
back to me, boss.

Wake up.

Nick? Nick!

It's Cal.

Cal!

Holy shit.

Jack.

Run.

No way, man.

For a guy like me, there's
worse ways to go out

than by trying to
save Santa Claus.

Gryla!

It's time for you to go.

Oh, I'll go,

but I'm taking him with me.

You're not taking him anywhere.

His power has been
wasted for far too long.

The punishing begins tonight.

You're gonna have to
go through me first.

With pleasure.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.

You imbeciles have no idea how
to talk to a woman like this.

A real woman.

She's my ex.

Hello.

My love.

Get out of here, Krampus.

I can't do that.

And lovely as it is to
see your miserable face,

my brother has somewhere to be.

Just like old times.

Haven't you had enough?

If you want to take him,

you're gonna have to kill me.

Gladly.

Your sacrifice
will mean nothing.

Gryla!

Enough!

Any last words for your
most faithful warrior?

Only one.

Kavalame!

Merry Christmas, Witch.

No!

No.

- No!
- Well, look at you.

Oh, shut up!

Nick.

You okay?

Yeah.

What took you so long?

Well, look what
the cat dragged in.

Let's not get mushy.

Thank you, brother.

Merry Christmas...

brother.

You want to maybe
stick around a while?

Don't push it.

Get to work.

And you...

I want a rematch.

Happy Krampusnacht!

Oh, my God.

Honey, where are you?

Mom,
you're not gonna believe this.

T plus six minutes.

Sky Train,
this is Partridge.

Back in the chair
and back on track.

Good
to have you back, ma'am.

We are currently
six minutes behind schedule,

so we're gonna run this preflight
like our hair's on fire.

Dylan.

Jack.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Thanks for your help today.

He helped, too.

I know.

All systems
are go. Thirty seconds to launch.

Hey, Drift.

Have a great ride.

Merry Christmas, Director.

Dylan. Jack.

You guys coming?

- What?
- Really?

Come on, let's go.
We got to roll.

Red One, you are
clear for takeoff.

Copy that.

We're coming at you.

Yes! Yes!

He really does it, doesn't he?

Goes everywhere in the
entire world in one night.

He's a lot cooler
than I thought he was.

- And a lot more athletic.
- Yeah.

- Guy's a beast.
- The guy is a beast.

You're seeing it, aren't you?

Yeah, I knew you'd get it back.

I lost it there
for a while, Nick.

It's easy to lose it, Cal.

Important thing
is to keep trying.

Nick.

I'd like to stay on.

If you'll have me.

You got it, Commander.

Did we just save Christmas?

I think we just saved Christmas.

♪ Hey, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ You better watch out,
you better not cry ♪

♪ Better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why ♪

♪ Santa Claus is
comin' to town ♪

Kavalame!

♪ Santa Claus is
comin' to town ♪

♪ Santa Claus is
comin' to town, yeah ♪

♪ He's makin' a list,
he's checkin' it twice ♪

♪ He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice ♪

♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town,
Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town, yeah ♪

♪ He sees you when
you're sleeping ♪

♪ He knows when you're awake ♪

♪ He knows if you've
been bad or good ♪

♪ So be good, for
goodness' sake ♪

♪ Oh, you better watch
out, you better not cry ♪

♪ Better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪

- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪

- ♪ To town ♪
- ♪ Is comin' to town ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Whoa ♪