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So excited.
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Look.
This is sick.
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ALAN CUMMING:
Twenty years ago,
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
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starred in the genre-defining
reality hit...
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BOTH: * Sanasa *
...The Simple Life.
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[SINGING NOTES]
To celebrate,
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they're staging
an avant-garde, one-word opera.
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* Sanasa *
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Oh!
Yes.
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Because... why not?
Next!
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For three weeks,
they've hunted cast...
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How much do you charge?
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...honed their instruments...
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[PLAYS OFF-KEY NOTE]
You're getting there.
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...and sought inspiration
for their epic.
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Which style would
you classify your music as?
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Hot.
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Iconic.
Okay.
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Now, the big day is upon them.
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I can't wait to see it.
NICOLE: Yeah.
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Will they prove
the doubters wrong?
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It sounds like a disaster
waiting to happen.
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Or will
their tale of triumph...
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* Sanasa! *
[LAUGHS]
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...become a tragedy?
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BOTH:
* Sanasa-sa, sanasa *
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You're out of tune.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Ta-da!
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We really are
putting on this opera.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[***]
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Leaving their comfort zone
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has proven daunting.
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With just days till showtime,
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Paris and Nicole have
no conductor, no composer
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and no producer.
[HORN HONKS]
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Stuck filling
those roles themselves,
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they hope to secure
the perfect emcee
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to take hosting duties off
their plate.
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Look how cute and smiley he is.
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Hello!
Now they hunt for a host
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with the perfect pedigree.
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I am so [BLEEP] excited.
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Am I allowed to swear?
BOTH: Yes!
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Oh, I'm excited.
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I've been binge-watching
the show... again.
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Of course, I watched it
when it was on,
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but I can't stop singing:
* Sanasa, sanasa *
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ALL:
* Sanasa-sa, sanasa *
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Ah, it's so good!
PARIS: It's so good.
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Dream! How are you two?
Hi! Good. How are you?
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You both look stunning.
Thank you.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
So do you.
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And we're going to Sonic?
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We're going to Sonic.
Mm-hm.
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Okay. I need to calm down
a little. I'm too excited.
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NICOLE:
We're going to our first job.
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I haven't been to Sonic
since we worked there.
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And it was like
our first job in real life too.
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NICOLE: Yeah.
PARIS: Thanks, bitch.
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Have a great day.
This is fun.
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The two of you have the best
chemistry in the whole world.
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Like, truly.
Rewatching it, it just...
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Yes. Sill and Bill.
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Sill and Bill.
Oh, my God. I love it.
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[LAUGHS]
DANNY: Um... what advice
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would you give
that version of yourself
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that started Simple Lifeat 21?
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NICOLE:
I don't know. I don't know
that I would change anything.
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Having fun
and laughing with your friends
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is one of the highest forms
of self-care,
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as far as I'm concerned.
I think you need it in life.
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I don't know
if you guys understand.
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People like me were obsessed
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with watching all of you go out
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and go to these nightclubs
and stuff.
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PARIS:
It was so much fun.
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There was nothing like
the nightlife
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in the 2000s in L.A.
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And I remember, we would wear
these tennis shoes that had
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a little button you press...
Roller skates.
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and we just, like, would
skate around the club and--
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It was just so fun.
I had a ball python, Cleopatra,
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that I used to take with me
to clubs.
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She looked like a little
necklace. She was very sweet.
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And I would
bring a bunny sometimes.
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I wish we could get
a little of that era back.
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It was just so free. It was
like something out of a movie.
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I mean, we still have fun.
We just... do it in private.
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[CHUCKLES]
I don't really have a desire
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to, like, go out to a club
five nights a week.
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That sounds insane. Yeah.
It's a different type of fun.
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Just, like, more about
your friendship and, like...
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just talking
and hanging out.
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Yeah.
Listening to sick music.
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Yeah.
What are you listening to now?
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Me.
Your new album?
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[LAUGHS]
My new album.
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This trip to Sonic will be
more than a chance
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to bond
with their new emcee.
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It's also a savvy opportunity
to connect with fans
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and create critical buzz
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among L.A.'s
discerning fast food
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and opera-loving crowd.
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We actually used to work here.
Okay.
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I wanted to get
the full Sonic experience.
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They were gonna maybe put me to
work a little, if that's okay.
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Yeah, okay.
Were you guys good employees?
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For sure. We were the best.
[CELESTE CHUCKLES]
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PARIS:
This is humiliating.
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Whoo! [BLEEP]
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I used to grow up
watching The Simple Life,
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so it was really great
to see them here at Sonic.
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This lighting is so good.
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CELESTE:
Sonic, is already
my happy place,
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but it just got
so much more happier.
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These outfits are working.
Yeah.
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It's giving... Sonic.
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"Sonic Bitch."
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BOTH:
* Sonic-sa-sa, Sonic-sa *
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That should be
their new commercial.
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[***]
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Cooking is all about, like,
you gotta, like, feel it.
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Feeling it.
It's more of an emotional thing.
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I'm never eating
onion rings again.
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Oh, someone's here.
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Welcome to Sonic.
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How can I help you,
you little bitch?
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Just kidding.
How can I help you?
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DANNY:
It's Nicole and Paris!
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NICOLE:
We're putting on an opera.
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We would love to invite you.
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No? Okay. All right.
So just the slushie.
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I don't even know
what I'm doing.
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Why is it shooting sideways?
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We're about to put on an opera.
It's call The Sanas-Opera.
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It's basically
a story of our lives
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told through, uh, a song
that we wrote
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that became an international
sensation called "Sanasa."
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Oh, my God.
Do you guys wanna come?
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Aah! Stop it!
PARIS: Yes.
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NICOLE:
You guys should absolutely come.
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PARIS:
We can take a photo
together too, if you like.
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DANNY:
Now, Paris and Nicole,
can you teach us how to pose?
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NICOLE:
It's about constantly moving.
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New angle. Never stop moving.
Never stop flowing. Smile.
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[NICOLE CHUCKLES]
You need me to help you?
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Yeah.
All right.
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Hello!
This side first.
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Okay.
Okay. Squeeze.
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Bye!
Whoa!
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PARIS:
Amazing. Is there arms?
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Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you see?
DANNY: Okay, wait.
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NICOLE [LAUGHING]:
Yes. Okay.
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Come on! Operas singers!
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[NICOLE EXCLAIMS]
PARIS: Oh, God. Is that a bee?
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[SCREAMS]
NICOLE [LAUGHS]: Run!
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Oh, my God.
That bee is so big.
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It's, like, trying
to eat the hot dog.
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PARIS: Oh, God.
What?
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[LAUGHS]
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This is Paris
and my name is Wiener.
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[LAUGHS]
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Yes.
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That was so fun.
[LAUGHS]
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Thank you.
See you at the opera.
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NICOLE:
See you at the opera.
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[***]
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If you want
to create an L.A. buzz,
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what better way
than commandeering
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an unsuspecting
Hollywood tour bus.
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We're coming for a bus takeover.
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We're gonna walk up,
say hi to everyone.
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We're taking over the tour.
KESHA: Okay, great.
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Okay. Here we go.
DANNY: Ladies.
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Stunning, stunning, stunning.
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Hello.
Paris and Nicole recruit
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pop star andSimple Life
alum Kesha.
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So, Paris and I
are both from Los Angeles,
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and so we know
you're doing a tour of L.A.,
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but we thought that you
would maybe want a special tour
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from two natives
who really know,
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like, the best places in L.A.
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Like, do you really need
to see the Hollywood sign?
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[***]
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My mom signed my family up
for The Simple Life.
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I was like, "What are we--?
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What are we doing this for?"
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And she wanted to find a man.
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[DANNY CHUCKLES]
And we found my mom a man.
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Do you like to dance?
I gotta--
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Save a horse,
ride a cowboy, right?
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NICOLE: Yeah.
KESHA: Yes!
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So if this was your mom...
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I'm gonna vomit.
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And it turns out,
after you left,
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he was gay.
Well, been there.
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There is
the Cedars-Sinai Hospital,
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where both of my babies
were born.
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To help work the excited crowd,
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Paris and Nicole call out key
points of cultural interest.
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NICOLE:
This was the Standard club.
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And one time, I was running
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from the restaurant
to the club in heels
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and I tripped
and fell on my face.
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This building right here
on the right corner...
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is where Paris and I
used to get extensions.
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[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
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This is the gas station where
we would get gas sometimes.
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[MOUTHS]
Wow.
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We got attention from people
on the street,
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and I kind of felt like
I was famous. So that was cool.
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So the pink store up here
on the right is Trashy Lingerie,
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where we used to get
our Halloween costumes.
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If you wanna feel sexy,
go in there.
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Oh, Canter's is where we used
to go, late-night food.
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[WOMAN EXCLAIMS]
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Love you.
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DANNY:
Beep-beep, bitch!
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Beep-beep, bitch!
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Duck!
Whoa.
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How did we not say
the megaphone story?
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Yes.
My dad's studio balcony,
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you could see Paris's house.
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Sometime, our parents were like,
"You can't hang out anymore,"
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and we were separated.
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We bought megaphones,
and we would go outside,
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and we would scream
at each other...
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Hi, bitch.
I love your purse.
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...just through the hills
of Bel Air.
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Love your sunglasses.
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PARIS:
We used to sanasa
through those mountains.
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Yeah, we did.
The whole neighborhood
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knows the song.
Yes.
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PARIS:
Up here, on the left,
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we have my Infinite Icon
billboard from my new album.
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[PEOPLE CHEER]
PARIS: Thank you.
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The new music is amazing.
It's iconic.
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So now that this tour
is coming to a close--
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[ALL GROAN]
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The good news is
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you're able to see more of us...
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but on stage.
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We are putting on an opera.
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[***]
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You can expect an opera
like you've never seen before.
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With five confirmed yeses
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and 15 "I'll think about it,
let me check my schedules,"
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Paris and Nicole are confident
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they've sparked
some real L.A. buzz.
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Bye, everyone.
WOMAN: Love you!
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[***]
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Just two days
from their performance,
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Paris and Nicole haven't
actually spoken to their cast
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about tiny details
like what they'll be doing
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or what the opera is about.
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NICOLE:
Hello, everyone.
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Hi, guys.
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LOLA:
* Hello *
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NICOLE:
Lola is trying
to show off already
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and trying
to secure her spot as a lead,
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and you know what? It's working.
It is working.
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* Hello *
[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Ladies, gentlemen and Lolita,
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we wanna welcome you
to our first cast meeting.
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You guys were
absolutely the best of the best,
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and we couldn't not do this
without you.
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Especially because
you're available.
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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Nicole, a typical opera singer
receives the music beforehand
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and arrives
fully prepared and memorized.
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This is a one-word opera,
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and this is about
feeling you're talented.
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You have
to believe in yourself more.
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That's what I'm picking up on.
278
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,937
Okay. Okay, yeah. It's just...
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Will you tell us
what the word is,
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or is it a surprise on the day?
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The word... is "sanasa."
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Is what?
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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BROOKE:
How do you spell it?
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BOTH:
S-A-N-A-S-A...
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A-A?
A-A-A.
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BAUDELAIRE:
Right here.
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PARIS:
Aw, we love you.
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So we need to make sure
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everyone gets
their beauty rest.
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You need to make sure
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your voices are hydrated.
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And a spray tan is your friend.
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[***]
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If you guys have access
to red-light therapy,
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00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,306
do that as well.
296
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,276
I can come over for a home wax,
if you would like.
297
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,545
Or colonics.
298
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,047
I even do
some toe-hair tweezing.
299
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,084
So... make sure
that you're looking gorg.
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We love you all.
We'll see you soon.
301
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NICOLE:
See you at tech rehearsals!
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BOTH:
* Sanasa, sanasa *
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[SINGS NOTE]
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[PARIS & NICOLE LAUGHING]
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NICOLE:
Well... bye, guys!
306
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I was just thinking, "What
are these people thinking?"
307
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[***]
309
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,879
[***]
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ALAN:
It's load-in day.
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Everyone can get
their spray tans!
312
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,918
And Paris and Nicole
are relieved
313
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when most of their cast
actually shows up.
314
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,091
It's always been my dream to be
anally fisted by Nicole Richie.
315
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,027
It was meant to be.
[CHUCKLES]
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00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,162
Our casting was amazing.
So epic.
317
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,831
Like, where can
you find a cast like this?
318
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,900
We're in this together.
And it's gonna be great.
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You got it! Whoo!
Now it's time
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for Paris and Nicole to meet
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none other than, heh,
Paris and Nicole.
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Hello!
Hi, guys!
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Hi.
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NICOLE:
We found
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the cutest, sweetest
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and most talented little girls,
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00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,751
Britain and Asher,
to play mini us.
328
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,486
They are so adorable.
329
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,522
How old are you?
Seven.
330
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,257
You're 7. Wow.
331
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,627
She literally looks just
like you from The Simple Life.
332
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,363
Oh-- Lucky me! Oh, my gosh.
333
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,564
* Sanasa, sanasa *
334
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,533
You're so much like me
in so many ways.
335
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,967
NICOLE: Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
336
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,070
Hearts pounding,
our producers buckle up
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00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,971
for their tech rehearsal...
338
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,406
NICOLE: We're here!
...the first chance
339
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,875
to see their creative vision
on stage.
340
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,744
NICOLE:
Yeah.
341
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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NICOLE:
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00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,887
NICOLE:
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Short a composer,
the ladies were informed
345
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,061
by their legal team
that very old opera scores
346
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,565
are public domain, which is
lawyer-talk for "free."
347
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,101
Their plan is to use
different classical scores
348
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,902
to bring different emotions.
349
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,304
But it's quickly apparent
350
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,840
there's a much bigger challenge
than the music.
351
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,342
["RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"
PLAYING]
352
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PARIS:
This is literally the worst
thing I've ever seen in my life.
353
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,594
Is this it, or is there more?
354
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,295
What did that say at the end?
355
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,831
"Sanasa."
You can't even read it, though.
356
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,833
No, that whole graphic is--
Is incorrect.
357
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,136
It's horrible. Ugh.
358
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,339
This is it? Are they serious?
359
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,208
This just looks crazy.
I just had the sickest concerts
360
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,577
in L.A. and New York,
which were like [BLEEP] insane,
361
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,514
that looked like a real concert,
and then I'm gonna do this?
362
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,884
It just-- It's embarrassing.
Like, this just looks...
363
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,087
like we're about to do,
like, a school play.
364
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,456
Like, I don't know what to say.
365
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,426
[***]
366
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,133
Less than 24 hours before
the audience will arrive,
367
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,637
Paris and Nicole are reeling
from a brutal tech rehearsal.
368
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,541
PARIS [CHUCKLES]:
This is not
what I was expecting.
369
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,042
I have people flying in
370
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,645
from all over the world
to come see this show.
371
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,247
This is... humiliating.
372
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,817
They say the pain of
creating Mozart's final opera
373
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,352
actually killed him.
374
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,620
But at least
it didn't embarrass him
375
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,922
in front of friends.
376
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,658
NICOLE:
I'm just wondering
what... we can do.
377
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,260
PARIS:
I don't [BLEEP] know,
but this is not it.
378
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,763
Our names are up there.
The last thing I wanna do
379
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,465
is waste anyone's time.
380
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,701
You know, we-- We really
wanted it to be perfect.
381
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,036
Well, it's not ready.
382
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,171
There's no way that's ready.
383
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,073
But it looks crazy. Like--
384
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,709
I want the audience
to walk in...
385
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,413
and it feels like, "Oh, my God.
This is like a grand opera."
386
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,682
Like, "Oh, okay, so this is
a story about friends."
387
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,686
Yeah, the full experience.
So let's utilize what we have.
388
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,821
Because what we do have
is amazing.
389
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,990
Like, the casting
and all of that,
390
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,692
like, that's the hardest part,
so...
391
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,428
We actually do have--
We have the most amazing crew.
392
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,563
We have talented people
that are there on stage,
393
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,300
and, like, let's really be
realistic with, like,
394
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:38,905
what can we change that will
make it feel more elevated,
395
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,041
like an experience
and like us.
396
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,744
PARIS:
Both Nicole and I have so many
things happening in our lives.
397
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,746
Nicole is shooting movies
during this.
398
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:50,050
I was releasing my new album,
getting ready for concerts.
399
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,751
NICOLE:
We weren't a part of every step,
400
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,421
which I am definitely
used to doing in my own work.
401
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,724
There does come a moment
where you have to say,
402
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,327
"Okay, this is not working.
Like, how do we fix this?"
403
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,530
This is Act One.
Can we see two and three?
404
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,732
Oh, you wanna see two as well?
If we can, yeah.
405
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,200
Just so I can get, like, a feel,
406
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,735
and then we can figure out
where we go.
407
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:09,936
Totally.
Okay, great.
408
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,137
PARIS:
Okay, looking cute.
409
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,405
I like the dollhouse.
410
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,175
NICOLE: Cute.
GIRLS: Sanasa!
411
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,676
They're so cute,
these little girls.
412
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,044
So cute.
413
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,113
We should have
that table in the middle.
414
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,248
They just blend in
with the orchestra.
415
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,017
I have-- I have a few notes.
416
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,852
You guys were amazing,
by the way.
417
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:29,089
I think instead of them
skipping forward,
418
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,323
'cause they run out of space,
419
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,859
they should
just skip in place here,
420
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,327
the visuals will turn,
421
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,129
it'll make it seem
like they're moving.
422
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,465
From Bel Air to Johnny Rockets
like that.
423
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,735
It was very fun to get in there
and get our hands dirty.
424
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,570
And, you know, I think
425
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,606
that sometimes under pressure
is when you do best.
426
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,808
Oh, my God. We're so smart.
427
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,078
[CHUCKLES]
Like, there has to be a way.
428
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,947
Like, when I have
projects or anything,
429
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,016
I've come up
with the vision with my team
430
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,650
and then it comes to life,
431
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,586
but I'm not sitting there like--
NICOLE: Hammering.
432
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,721
With a hammer, like,
putting it all together.
433
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,723
I feel like we already have
so many sick visuals
434
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,559
they could put up
rather than just, like, a photo.
435
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:10,497
Even if I go back to the visuals
we had made for all my concerts,
436
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,465
some of those
were just so beautiful,
437
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,401
like the iconic,
like, palm trees.
438
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,603
Balloons dropping from
the ceiling would be an eas--
439
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,737
Yeah, that's cute.
440
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,006
Like different places
for people to take selfies
441
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,041
with the cutouts.
PARIS: Yeah.
442
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,208
That's a good idea.
443
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,110
Will you write down?
I'll forget.
444
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,879
Well, if anyone can do it,
it's you.
445
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,847
Being a mom...
446
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,215
being an icon, just--
447
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,950
It's exhausting.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
448
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,919
[***]
449
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,455
[PERFORMERS SINGING SCALES]
450
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,825
NICOLE:
Doing an opera
as a whole is silly and funny.
451
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,395
Obviously we are not
in the world of-- Of opera.
452
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,799
But we really wanted
to create an experience
453
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,334
and make it amazing.
454
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,602
And the visuals are right,
455
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,072
and silly and funny
and all the things,
456
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,307
but we also wanted it
to be excellent.
457
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,842
No, they look legit.
[CHUCKLES]
458
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,377
NICOLE:
They need to
work out their spacing,
459
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,279
but other than that,
it looks good.
460
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,780
It's, like-- It--
It's gonna look good.
461
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,916
* Sanasa *
462
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,684
MAN:
Sa-sanasa.
463
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,087
What do you think
of the lyrics in our song?
464
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,289
[ALL LAUGH]
465
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,257
I like it better than the...
original.
466
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,959
Yeah, it's better.
[ALL LAUGH]
467
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,928
BIRD: Hi.
Hi. Hi, Lola.
468
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,062
WOMAN:
Ta-da!
469
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,364
Ooh!
Yes.
470
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,232
Animals are such
a huge part of our life
471
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,267
that we wanted to make sure
that they were in the opera.
472
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,702
NICOLE:
We couldn't actually have
473
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,338
ferrets, chinchillas, mice
in the opera,
474
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,273
and so we went with puppets.
475
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,476
I love that this one has lashes.
476
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,911
This obviously
looks much better.
477
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,113
Yes.
478
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,681
This is just so important
479
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,415
to both of us,
480
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,250
and we feel so passionate
about it.
481
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,752
It was...
An adventure.
482
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,054
It was definitely an adventure.
It was a process, yes.
483
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,222
Yeah.
484
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,357
[***]
485
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,693
I'm feeling better.
Me too! I'm feeling better.
486
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,462
By golly, this is
starting to come together.
487
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,298
I never doubted it
for a second, of course.
488
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,068
[***]
489
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,037
NICOLE: Oh, my God.
PARIS: What is that?
490
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,039
Water.
Is that, like, sewage?
491
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,741
What's happening? Is it broken?
492
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,645
There's a hole
in the middle of the street.
493
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,782
We literally have
an opera here tomorrow.
494
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:12,352
We were supposed to do,
like, the red carpet here.
495
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,422
We can't have
a red carpet here now.
496
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,525
How long until we can
put a red carpet over this?
497
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,828
This was not here earlier.
498
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,497
This looks pretty hardcore.
499
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,866
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
500
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,836
[***]
501
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,076
[***]
502
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,144
Oh, my God.
What is that?
503
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,146
Water.
Is that, like, sewage?
504
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,781
What's happening?
505
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,252
We're supposed to do a--
A large red carpet
506
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,288
and a step and repeat
right here.
507
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,357
PARIS:
What is this
with the water shooting out?
508
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,459
What kind of water
is coming out?
509
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,295
Not toilet water?
Okay.
510
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,865
NICOLE:
Do you know, like, how long it
would take until that's ready?
511
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,704
We're putting on
an opera tomorrow.
512
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,008
It's an opera we wrote.
It's called The Sanas-Opera.
513
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,309
Yeah.
514
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,377
Tomorrow it'll be back open.
515
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,411
It will be?
Covered?
516
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,779
You think people can walk on it
517
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,848
with gowns and take photos...
Oh, yeah. For sure.
518
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,017
...and like the whole thing?
Yeah, yeah, they will.
519
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:21,688
If you guys are done with work
and wanna come to the opera...
520
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,722
Okay. Great.
521
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,426
Also, if you or any of the guys
need a spray tan,
522
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,695
we have them inside.
523
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,031
Everyone looks better
with a little glow.
524
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,900
Hi, Paul. Nicole.
Thank you, Paul.
525
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,802
Nice to meet you.
526
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,838
Yes, of course.
527
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,073
Smile!
528
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,708
[***]
529
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,710
We'll see you tomorrow.
All right. Bye.
530
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,015
[***]
531
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,519
Yesterday's disastrous
tech rehearsal and flood
532
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,254
rocked their confidence...
533
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,589
MAN: Good?
Yeah.
534
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,125
...but today,
the streets are dry
535
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,760
and the fans are eager.
536
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,595
PRODUCER:
What are you looking
forward to most tonight?
537
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,231
MAN:
Um, seeing Paris and Nicole
together,
538
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:08,068
um, after such a long time.
539
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,502
This is living.
540
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:14,407
Paris and Nicole! Duh!
Paris and Nicole! Sanasa!
541
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,975
[CHOIR SINGING SCALES]
542
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,246
Hi, everybody!
Hi, guys!
543
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,415
[CAST MEMBERS CHEER, APPLAUD]
544
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,651
PARIS:
Show day!
545
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,954
There's people lined up
around the block.
546
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,422
Everyone is so excited.
547
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,224
NICOLE:
Yeah. This is gonna be very fun!
548
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,760
PARIS:
We're sorry things have been
a little disorganized.
549
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,929
This is our first time
doing this.
550
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:38,231
It's our very first opera,
if you can believe it.
551
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,400
So just so proud
to have you all a part of it.
552
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,335
NICOLE:
Yeah. We couldn't do it
without you.
553
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,971
[***]
554
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,242
Instruments are tuned
one last time
555
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,946
as VIP mascots
wait to take the stage.
556
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,882
Muscled torsos are spray tanned
to perfection.
557
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,818
Is there anything that
you're worried about tonight?
558
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:02,355
You know, live theater,
anything could happen.
559
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,556
And the show must go on.
560
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,225
I gave them a voice lesson.
561
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,426
Oh, and how did it go?
562
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,528
[SINGS OFF-KEY NOTE]
563
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,897
Pretty well, I think.
564
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,333
This is a long-term friendship.
Look at that.
565
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,601
You look so amazing.
566
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,170
So I have a present for you.
567
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,772
Me and my dog.
568
00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:22,375
The outfit and the phone?
Thank you so much.
569
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,077
Yes. You're welcome.
I love it.
570
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,080
[***]
571
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,382
Flowers!
Thank you!
572
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,617
Excited for the show?
573
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,218
Yeah, we're so excited.
574
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,820
We walked by all these fans
575
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,221
on the street.
Oh!
576
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,823
DANNY:
Kathy Hilton!
577
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,525
I'll be your little guide.
Oh, great.
578
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,360
All right,
make way for Kathy!
579
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,628
We got precious cargo here.
580
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,229
How stunning is Kathy?
581
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,265
KATHY:
Hi, Phoenix!
582
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:49,069
Oh, my goodness. Let me see you.
583
00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:50,870
KATHY: Are you nervous?
Mm-hm.
584
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,707
This was what they would do
when they were little.
585
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,710
Not to this extent, but always,
586
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,479
"We wanna put on a show
in the living room.
587
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,448
We're selling tickets
in five minutes."
588
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,816
[PARIS CHUCKLES]
Do you remember?
589
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,117
Yes.
590
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,286
Now we have our own stage.
591
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,154
Love you.
I love you.
592
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:10,390
So proud of you!
Thank you.
593
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,325
Wait. "Don't break a leg?"
Is that what you say?
594
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,694
You're supposed to say "break
a leg," but I don't get what--
595
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,097
I don't want you to break a leg.
Hopefully not.
596
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,233
I'm gonna get lifted a thousand
feet in the air right now.
597
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,602
[***]
598
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:30,010
Time to see what three weeks of
grueling opera prep gets you,
599
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:33,313
as our stars
make their grand entrance.
600
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,815
PHOTOGRAPHER:
601
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,983
Amazing.
602
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,419
Thank you.
603
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,987
Excited for our show?
604
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,224
NICOLE:
There we are. Look at us.
605
00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:46,059
I think the significance
of this opera
606
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,262
is for everyone out there
that chooses to find joy
607
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:52,999
in the journey of life in,
like, every step along the way.
608
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:56,603
PARIS:
Everyone is all dressed up
like us.
609
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,372
They are so excited. It just--
610
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,141
It's really special
to do this for everyone.
611
00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,076
Your mom came into
my dressing room and cried.
612
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,445
And she cried seeing
the little-girl versions of us.
613
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,714
So cute. Everyone's just--
614
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,115
It's so full of love.
615
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,918
You're gonna feel just
the most incredible energy,
616
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,354
because we have
the best fans in the world.
617
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,588
TECH:
Two minutes, Paris.
618
00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:16,790
Oh, shoot. Two minutes.
619
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,925
[BRITAIN GIGGLES]
All right. Good luck.
620
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,797
[REPORTERS CLAMORING]
621
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,598
NICOLE:
Here we go, guys! Are you ready?
622
00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:26,933
PARIS:
Showtime!
623
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,002
NICOLE:
Seeing it all come together
624
00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:32,238
and seeing everybody in
their wigs and their costumes,
625
00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:33,540
it was
very exciting.
626
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,942
Hello!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
627
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,944
Hello, hello, hello.
628
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,779
Are you guys
in for a treat tonight.
629
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,148
I was so excited.
I love our gowns.
630
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:42,949
Yes.
631
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,085
This is like a real opera.
Yeah.
632
00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:47,287
I love you.
Love you.
633
00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:50,457
This is fun. Yeah. Yeah.
Celebrating...
634
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,225
20 years, Bill.
635
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,793
Love you very much.
636
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,230
Aw. I love you.
637
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,234
DANNY:
Paris and Nicole have been
working so hard on this opera,
638
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,104
so we really wanna give them
love and support and energy
639
00:25:04,204 --> 00:25:06,439
and, uh, you know,
just have a good time,
640
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,375
because they're having
a good time, and--
641
00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:11,311
And I hope you all enjoy this.
It's-- It's gonna be fun.
642
00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:13,747
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
643
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,784
TECH:
Okay. Are you guys ready?
644
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,619
Um, yeah.
645
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,988
TECH:
Okay, here we go.
All the way to the top.
646
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,324
Three, two, one, go.
647
00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,493
Whoa.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
648
00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:27,560
Oh, my God.
649
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,828
[***]
650
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:29,996
NICOLE:
Oh, my God.
651
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,665
Did they test this
on other people?
652
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:35,935
Oh, my God.
This is nuts. This part, I hate.
653
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,372
It's the dangling.
654
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:42,709
Okay, three, two, one, down.
655
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,577
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[GROANS]
656
00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:47,080
Look down.
I'm not looking down.
657
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,281
[GROANS]
658
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,718
Okay, here we come.
We're coming down.
659
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,653
NICOLE: Hello?
[PARIS GROANS]
660
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:54,988
Is it broken?
661
00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:58,658
PARIS:
Oh, my God.
662
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,761
[***]
663
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,567
PARIS:Is it broken?
664
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,935
[BLEEP]
665
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,204
TECH:
Okay. Here we go.
666
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,605
[PARIS GROANS]
667
00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:15,308
TECH:
Three, two, one, go.
668
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,509
Oh, my God.
669
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:21,548
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
CHOIR: * Sanasa *
670
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:24,284
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
"ALSO SPACH ZARATHUSTRA"]
671
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:27,854
Here we go.
672
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,423
[ALL CHEERING LOUDLY]
673
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:32,292
Oh, my God!
674
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,916
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
675
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:01,554
Cute.
Thank you.
676
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,923
Yes.
Guys, we killed.
677
00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,392
Yeah.
Yes.
678
00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,927
ALAN:
Act One: Childhood.
679
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:10,530
Here we witness
a lifelong bond,
680
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,699
forged by a love of animals,
681
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,668
an obsession with fast food
682
00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:18,104
and an insatiable need
to break the rules.
683
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,472
Sanasa.
Sanasa?
684
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:20,640
Sanasa.
685
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,275
BOTH [EXCITEDLY]:
Sanasa!
686
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:25,879
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING OPERA MUSIC]
687
00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:32,352
[CHOIR SINGING]
688
00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:45,498
Yeah!
689
00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,467
[EXCLAIMS]
690
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:49,469
[BOTH GIGGLING]
691
00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:51,371
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
692
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,309
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
693
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:00,814
So sweet.
694
00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:03,717
Act Two: The Simple Life.
695
00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:05,518
First, a celebration
696
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,721
of the iconic
reality-show moments
697
00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,690
their fans, and at least
one infamous cow,
698
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,026
will never forget.
699
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,930
[COW MOOS]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
700
00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,637
[THUNDER RUMBLING OVER SPEAKERS]
701
00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:25,939
[LAUGHING]
702
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:29,042
But with fame comes friction.
703
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,911
As a gaggle
of Wagner-fueled paparazzi
704
00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:34,647
descend
to rip our heroes apart.
705
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:37,283
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"]
706
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,422
Few friendships can
survive superstardom,
707
00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:44,858
and the evil villains succeed.
708
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,160
A friendship is broken.
709
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:51,064
* Sanasa! *
710
00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,636
PARIS: Next outfit.
[NICOLE CHUCKLES]
711
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,904
Next outfit!
712
00:28:58,004 --> 00:29:00,774
Act Three: Reunited.
713
00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,342
Success means little
714
00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:04,611
without your best friend
to share it with.
715
00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:07,447
CHOIR:
* Sanasa *
716
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:10,116
* Sanasa *
717
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:13,420
[CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING
& ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
718
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,993
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
719
00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:35,041
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
720
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,481
[AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY]
721
00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,266
I love you, Bill.
Love you.
722
00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:04,204
Just as our story
takes a positive turn,
723
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:08,541
backstage, a tragedy
worthy of Puccini unfolds.
724
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,176
My door got locked.
725
00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:14,781
All of my changes are in there.
All my stuff.
726
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,983
MAN:
727
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,152
They are--
Will be out in a second,
728
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,855
so, uh, we thank you all
for your patience and...
729
00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,523
Let me check in
my earpiece.
730
00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:26,993
While they try to break open
the locked dressing room door,
731
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:30,030
Danny's ordered to keep
a restless crowd entertained.
732
00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:32,365
Okay.
For how long?
733
00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:35,101
Not even the opera gods
themselves can predict.
734
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,870
So, this is crazy.
This is not meant
735
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,838
to happen to a princess.
No.
736
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:39,973
Just one second.
737
00:30:40,073 --> 00:30:42,575
[***]
738
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:55,088
[PLAYING TUNE]
739
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,825
[***]
740
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:01,428
PARIS:
All of our stuff
is locked in the room.
741
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,297
Oh, my God.
742
00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:06,933
CARTER:
The drill just broke.
743
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,768
The drill broke? No!
744
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,237
I can't believe this.
745
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:14,374
[***]
746
00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,781
[***]
747
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,350
[DRILL WHIRRING]
748
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:25,785
PARIS:
Everyone's doing
everything they can
749
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,420
to try and break this door down.
750
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,423
[DOOR OPENS]
Yes, Sean!
751
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,325
ALL [CHANTING]:
Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean!
752
00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:34,461
MAN: Yeah!
Sean the Door-Slayer!
753
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:37,063
[CHUCKLES]
After liberating her wardrobe,
754
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,798
Paris is ready to join Nicole
755
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,302
for the final act
in their mini opus.
756
00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:48,141
Behold Act Four:
Friends Forever.
757
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:51,311
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
758
00:31:53,213 --> 00:31:55,982
[CHOIR SINGING
& ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
759
00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:59,819
Here we see
two imposing business titans
760
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,788
at the top of their game.
761
00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:04,724
* Sanasa, sanasa... *
762
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,396
ALL:
* Sanasa... *
763
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:25,445
[THUNDER RUMBLES OVER SPEAKERS]
764
00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:28,415
Suddenly, our paparazzi
villains attack again!
765
00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:30,216
Ever relentless.
766
00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,187
Can they ever be stopped?
767
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,423
What's happening?
[LAUGHS]
768
00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:40,160
I'm so scared!
Help!
769
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,463
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
"CARMINA BURANA SUITE"]
770
00:32:51,604 --> 00:32:55,442
From the wings
emerges a loyal superfan
771
00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:59,913
who smites our villains
with the power of a fan's love.
772
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:02,182
Our savior! Aah!
773
00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:03,183
Yes!
774
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:05,618
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
775
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:14,227
The villains vanquished,
there is but one word
776
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:16,463
that sums up this victory.
777
00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:23,036
Sanasa! Sanasa, indeed!
778
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:30,443
Hey, everybody! Thank you all
so much for coming.
779
00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:33,146
This is so special
for Nicole and I,
780
00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:34,948
celebrating
a lifetime friendship
781
00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:36,683
and 20 years of something
782
00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:39,552
that has brought so much
happiness to so many people.
783
00:33:39,652 --> 00:33:40,687
And...
784
00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:42,989
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
785
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,492
[***]
786
00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:47,594
Especially
in the past few months,
787
00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,196
I've just been watching
all of your videos online
788
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:55,068
and just hearing all your
stories and all the love,
789
00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,903
and it's just been so touching
790
00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:59,806
and has made us both
very emotional.
791
00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:01,408
And just seeing everyone
in the room
792
00:34:01,508 --> 00:34:03,810
and feeling the love,
it's just really magical.
793
00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:11,418
We hope that you walk away
from this beautiful opera
794
00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:16,156
feeling joy and inspiration,
795
00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:20,360
and we want you to feel good
and horny and we want...
796
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,862
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING]
797
00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:30,737
We want twinkles in your eyes
and sweat in your inner thighs.
798
00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:38,878
PARIS:
Sanasa is more than just a song,
it's more than just a word.
799
00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:41,214
If everyone in the world
just sanasa'd,
800
00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:43,283
the world would be
a better place.
801
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:44,784
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
802
00:34:44,884 --> 00:34:48,788
Would you guys join us
in a celebratory "Sanasa?"
803
00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:52,258
[ALL EXCLAIM]
804
00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:55,729
And a-five, six, seven, eight:
805
00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:58,631
BOTH:
* Sanasa, sanasa *
806
00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:00,567
* Sanasa-sa, sanasa *
807
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:04,004
* Sanasa, sanasa
Sanasa-sa, sanasa *
808
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,806
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
809
00:35:06,906 --> 00:35:08,742
PARIS:
Yes!
810
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:11,745
[PARIS EXCLAIMS]
811
00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:13,513
PARIS:
It's been so amazing
812
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:16,349
to be able
to have so much time together.
813
00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:18,485
NICOLE:
It was worth every second.
814
00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:20,387
I would do it ten more times.
815
00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:21,721
There's no one like you.
816
00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:24,557
You're one of a kind and...
I love you.
817
00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:26,559
So are you, bitch.
Thanks, bitch.
818
00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:29,896
[GIGGLES]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
819
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:41,708
[***]
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