All language subtitles for Ghosts s04e07 Sad Farnsby.eng

Man, your nosy neighbor
is killing us.

I don't know how we're
gonna get everything

ready in time
for the restaurant opening

if he's out here every day.

If we start even
a second before 8:00,

I'm worried that he's gonna
report us to the county.

I will!

And he's got
bionic hearing, too.

That's fun.

My guys are raring to go, Jay.
They've got the fire!

I don't know how much longer
I can hold them. SASAPPIS: Yeah.

They're chomping at the bit.

Hold...

Hold.

Hold!

Now!

Well, I'll be back
at 4:00 to make sure

you don't go a minute late.

Wha-- Henry.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Look...

I know that we haven't seen

eye to eye on everything,
but could you just give us

a little bit of breathing room?

That's a big no from me, Jay.

Local ordinances are

the solid foundation upon which
this country was built.

Without them, we are
no better than animals.

I've never been
a fan of Henry Farnsby,

but that is one groovy tune
he's singing.

When Thor alive,
if have bad neighbor,

you invade their land,
put head on spike.

Great being neighbors with you!

But passive-aggressive banter
are the way to go.

*

SAMANTHA:
Well, you picked

a wonderful time
to join us.

The fall colors are just
exploding right now.

My God,
this old tired diatribe.

Here comes the hike talk.

Replete with mention
of the drainage ditch,

aka "the magical creek."

If you're interested in hiking,
we have a "lovely" creek.

Oh, she switched it up.

Oh, it's nice?
SAMANTHA: Yeah.

It's...
ALBERTA: Say it.

You got nothing else.

...magical.

There it is.
She knows no other words.

Babe, the guests are
loving it here.

They're talking about having

their wedding here
in the spring.

And rehearsal dinner
at your restaurant.

If it's even open by then.
Farnsby's killing us.

The bastard's out there watching
the clock every morning.

The guy needs a hobby.
ALBERTA: Mm.

Between the pickleball
and group sex,

I'd say the man
has hobbies.

He's so annoying.

Samantha, if I may,

the true center of power

always lies with the
lady of the house.

You need to go
through the wife.

Invite her over, charm her.

Okay, I'm seeing one
potential roadblock.

And once you've
gotten in with her,

she will tell that idiot
husband of hers to lay off.

I guess I could invite
Margaret over for a drink.

Wait, what? No, babe.

I don't think we should
engage with these people.

They're nuts.

(chuckling):
I'm sorry, a drink?

What are you,
Irish dockworkers?

You're both civilized women.

Just do cocaine.

SAMANTHA: I think it's
worth a shot, Jay.

Margaret's kind of fun.

She can hold stuff.

Other people can see her.

(gasps)
You son of a bitch.

That's a cheap shot, Samantha,
you're better than that.

Uh, Sam, some guy is dropping
off a giant box outside.

Oh, I know what that is.

Isaac, your wedding present
has finally arrived.

It was on back order.

Oh, that's very kind.

But I don't need some reminder
of my broken nuptials.

A dinosaur bed? Oh, goodie!

This is for children.

It literally says
"for ages five and up."

Yes, "and up."
I'm "and up."

The point is, it can be
enjoyed by all ages.

Oh!

There's a button
that makes it roar.

Incredible.

So, Margaret, have you been

on Baker Street
since they repaved it?

No.

Oh.

This more awkward
than first dinner with wife

after I throw
her father off cliff.

You threw your wife's father
off a cliff?

He become burden to society.

Almost 34 years old.

Well, that makes sense.

Well, they did a great job.
(chuckles)

It's so...
(exhales) flat.

HETTY:
Yes.

Double down on the
road discussion.

Great instincts.

(scoffs)
"Two adults required."

Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.

When do you think
he's gonna realize

that he used the wrong
screws six steps ago?

Probably when he runs out
of the long ones,

which should happen in about...
three steps.

I can't wait. (chuckles)

Ah.

So the rumors are true.

ISAAC:
Nigel.

Yes, the bed was meant to be

a wedding gift
from Jay and Samantha,

but I take it you somehow
heard that already.

It is quite striking.

But shouldn't it be set up
in a neutral location

where we can
take turns with it?

As it is a gift...

for both of us?
Surely you jest.

You are not even
a lover of dinosaurs.

Hmm, perhaps
I've changed my mind.

You of all people should know

that sometimes a person
can just change their mind.

ISAAC:
It's already set up here.

Asking Jay to disassemble it
would be quite cruel.

I'm pretty sure he's gonna
have to take this apart anyway.

He skipped a whole step.
ISAAC: Nigel.

You're being ridiculous.

I love dinosaurs,
I'm taking the bed.

End of discussion.

I suppose I should expect
nothing less...

from a Yankee!
(gasps)

Wait a minute, are these screws
two different sizes?

There's a step 4B?

"See the addendum online"?

I really like food.

Do you like food?
MARGARET: I mean,

food's okay.
SASAPPIS: Man.

Margaret is giving her nothing.

I hate to defend a Farnsby,

but our girl's not bringing
much to the table either.

This is collective failure.

Like Danish society.
PETE: Wait a minute.

Sam, I think I saw
this same book

over at the Farnsby house.

Maybe Margaret's read it, too.

I also really like to read.
(chuckles)

I recently read
this book for instance.

Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum?

What a coincidence!
I also just read it.

Boom. Common ground.
I have a passion for gardening

and I thought that
the author did

an incredible job
capturing the-the drama

of the dying flower.

I agree.
And what a powerful metaphor.

(chuckles):
Yeah.

H-How do you mean?

Well, it wasn't just about
a dying flower, right?

The chrysanthemum was
meant to represent

a woman in a stagnant marriage,

whose husband, aka the gardener,
has been neglecting her

for so long,

that she just withered away.

Whoa.
SASAPPIS: Okay...

that stirred something
in Margaret.

It's funny because...

Henry used to be so romantic.

But lately, I feel...

taken for granted.
HETTY: Oh, dear.

This has taken a turn.
SAMANTHA: You know,

it might actually just be
about a flower. (chuckles)

What about TV?

Oh, have you seen Ted Lasso?

No, you've opened my eyes.

Thank you for the
wine, Samantha.

I, uh, I have to go
do some thinking.

Okay, well, maybe you could
still talk to Henry

about that construction stuff?

Oh, I'll be talking to him,
all right.

Sorry, when I said charm her,

I guess I should
have made it clear

I didn't mean "blow
up her marriage."

(scoffs)
No, that's not...

They're gonna be fine.

(doorbell chimes)

Mr. Farnsby.

I'm checking in.
Margaret kicked me out.

My world is shattered.
(crying)

Oh, no.
HETTY: And this...

is why women should
never read books.

You seem like a nice couple.

She seems like she
really loves you.

I'm a lucky man.

Well, it can all change...

just like that.

(strums)

This not bode well for these two
choosing this as wedding venue.

Thor understand stakes.

I was happy and in love once.
Now look at me.

(scoffs)
She ripped my heart out.

I have no idea why.
SASAPPIS: He's not gonna be thrilled

when he finds out
this is Sam's fault.

If they had just
done cocaine,

the book would have been
but one of the topics

they briefly alighted on
in their mania.

Hi, I have an Amazon Prime
package for Woodstone B&B.

You can leave it there.

I couldn't help but
notice your ring.

Are you married?

Oh, boy. Here we go.
DRIVER: Yeah.

It'll be a year next week.
HENRY: Well, then.

I have one thing to say to you:
my condolences.

(strums)

I don't understand.
What happened at wine night?

Did Margaret say
something to you about this?

Well, there was sort of
a misunderstanding.

Pete brought up a book.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't throw me under the bus.

And I simply pointed out
how that book,

The Unwatered Chrysanthemum,
was actually a metaphor

for a stagnant marriage
in turmoil.

Oh, my God.

It is getting bleak out there.

Farnsby's just trying to talk
everybody out of marriage.

While sob-singing
"Love is a Battlefield."

* We are young *

No. You're not.

Would have been thrown
off cliff many moons ago.

* Heartache to heartache,
we stand *

Hey, Henry.
That sounds great, buddy.

Oh, thank you, Jay.
You know, the acoustics

are really good upstairs,
in-in your room.

I understand.

I don't mean to darken
the public spaces

of your already
floundering business

with my sad songs, but...

I just don't want to be
alone right now.

You won't be alone.
Jay will jam with you.

Really?

Yes. I love jamming.

(laughs)
I love it.

How do we feel about Jay
and Sam's marriage?

I think they're solid.

If not, you know, that'll be
something to watch, too.

TREVOR:
Oh, I bet this is

what Steven Spielberg sleeps in.

Are you loving it?

I do like pretending
to be the tongue.

And I enjoyed
the psychotic break

Jay experienced
on his third assembly.

But now that he's made my bed,
and I'm lying in it...

(sighs)
I don't know.

You know, when I was nine,

we had a Passover
seder at my house.

And even though you
are not supposed

to search for the afikomen
until after the meal,

I kept taking bathroom breaks

until I found it.

The afikomen is the matzo
they hide during the seder.

I have been here
way too long.

TREVOR: Anyway,
the second the meal was over,

I went straight to
where it was hidden,

and I won five dollars.

But then I saw my hot
cousin Rachel crying.

And that didn't feel good.

Because the person you were both

attracted to
and related to was sad?

TREVOR:
I was nine.

It was innocent.

But my point is
that when it comes

at the expense of someone
that you care about,

sometimes a win
feels like a loss.

Maybe you're right.

I've put Nigel through so much.

Giving him this bed
is the least I could do.

I'll tell Sam to tell Jay
to disassemble it.

And then reassemble it
again in the shed.

And I'm gonna go see
if hot cousin Rachel's

on Instagram.
Ew.

TREVOR:
I'm dead!

It's still innocent.

(exhales)

(playing in unison)

(laughing)

Why are we clapping?
Who is this for?

Just seem like
nice thing to do.

HENRY: This was just
what I needed, Jay.

I don't know what happened.

I was just sitting there,
doing my jumble,

and the next thing I know,
Margaret is telling me

she's no longer happy
in our marriage

and I need to get out.

Have you tried apologizing?

I don't even know what I did.

Henry, bro, one married guy
to another, it doesn't matter.

Just say you're sorry
and ask them

if they've done something new
with their hair.

He knows we watch
and tell Sam this stuff, right?

HENRY:
Oh, I hope you're right

because that woman
is the light of my life.

Aw.

HENRY: Thank you
for being there for me, Jay.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need to use
your restroom.

* We are young. *

(chuckles)
He ain't that young.

I was already in
that area, Alberta.

We got a little problem, Jay.
The guys installed

three-quarter-inch pipe
instead of one-inch,

but we already
sealed up the wall.

Honestly, it'll get the
job done, but if the county

ever heard about this...
Shh!

That doesn't sound like
a little problem.

Bionic hearing.

Oh, no, Henry's got
the goods.

Henry, I can explain.
ALBERTA: Jay, quick,

you got a cement mixer
and a lake, story writes itself.

Okay, I know
it looks bad...

Let me stop you
right there, Jay.

Would this have been
a piece of intel

that "yesterday me"
would've used

to crush your upstart venture?
Absolutely.

But now,

we are jam bros.

So you're not
gonna report me?

The only thing
I'm going to report is us

to Rolling Stone magazine

as this year's best new band,

Farnsby and the Dudes.

Did you say "dudes"?
That's right.

Just grab a shaker, Mark.

ISAAC: Knock, knock.
Isaac,

what are you
doing here?

Oh, nothing.
I merely wanted to see

how you're enjoying
the dinosaur bed.

Alas, I actually
gave the bed

to Baxter and Carol
as a wedding gift.

BAXTER:
Much appreciated.

Still waiting for Jenkins' gift.

I did not support the marriage,
and I still do not.

I'm sorry, you regifted it?

Yes. I thought
they deserved it,

seeing as how
Baxter and Carol had the guts

to follow through
on their nuptials.

Oh, so that's
what this is about.

You wanted the bed
to spite me, for revenge.

Yes. It's a stupid bed.
It's not even accurate.

The tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth,

whereas this freak
has but 32.

And look at the nostrils,
far too close to the eyes.

I thought this bed was made
for children, not by them.

Wait.

Those were two
oddly astute observations

about the anatomy of a dinosaur.

I didn't think you knew
anything of the subject,

or cared for it.

NIGEL:
I didn't,

but I was meant to marry man
obsessed with dinosaurs.

I studied them to be able
to talk with my husband

about his favorite subject.

It was going to be
your wedding present.

Oh, I had no idea.

Never mind.
It's all in the past now.

(sighs)

I think I shall
excuse myself for a walk.

Nigel.

You know who else's nostrils
are too close to their eyes?

Shh, stop it.
She's my wife.

He's not around,
is he, Samantha?

Henry? Uh, no,
he's upstairs.

Good, because I don't want
to see his stupid face.

Will you see to it that
he gets these belongings?

Because I can't even bear
having them in my house.

Pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

Yeah, I could see how that
would be sentimental.

Margaret, have you come
to take me back?

No, Henry, I've just brought
a few of your things.

I have nothing to say to you.

This guy wear
more leather than Thor.

HENRY:
Well, I have something to say to you,

my love. I'm sorry.

For what?

For anything I might have done.

MARGARET:
Unreal.

You don't even know
what you did,

and you did something
very hurtful,

and I might've let it slide,

but Samantha opened my eyes
the other night.

So this is your fault.

No, I was just
making conversation.

Pete brought up
the book.

She was drowning.
I threw her a lifeline.

Don't blame her.
She's just the messenger.

You're the gardener
who failed to water me.

Goodbye, Henry.

Ugh, now that
is an exit line.

Good for you, girl.

Margaret, no, please.
(door opens)

Are you doing
something different

with your hair?
(door closes)

Thor think we past
that, Henry.

You. You will pay for this.

Whoa, come on-- jam bros.

HENRY:
No, don't "jam bro" me.

Your wife destroyed my life.
You are now a jam foe.

Okay, that's not bad,

and in this kind of emotional
state, very impressive.

I was just
explaining a book.

HENRY:
Tomorrow morning,

when the permit office
opens at 7:00 a.m.,

I will be first in line

to tell them about
your narrow pipe infraction!

Your restaurant
is about to be shut down!

Say goodbye to that dream.

Oh.

Uh, could I get a 6:30
wake-up call, please?

Thank you very much.
Good night.

This is bad. This is very bad.
I mean, if he goes

to the permit office
tomorrow morning,

they're gonna
shut down our build

and make us rip open
all the walls again. Well,

when would we be able to open?
In a world where

we could even afford
the repairs-- who knows?

I'm just saying, the man's
already in the building,

you don't even need
to snatch him.

THORFINN:
She revisiting

earlier "murder Farnsby" pitch.

Is most fun idea
currently on table.

Here's a thought.
Obviously, you can't fix

the pipes before
tomorrow morning,

but maybe you can fix
the Farnsbys' relationship.

Sass is saying
we should try to get

Henry and Margaret
back together.

Well, that's true.

He was gonna let
the pipe thing slide

before he found out that
you ruined their marriage.

That was Pete's fault.
I pointed to a book.

THORFINN:
Lady Farnsby did mention

there was one specific thing

that she most angry about.
SAMANTHA: Yes.

So we just need
to find out what Henry did

so that he can make up for it.
I guess I could talk to her.

No, 'cause then she's gonna know
that we know and we just

passed the information
on to Henry.

She needs to think that

he remembered on his own.

If I may-- you have ghosts.

PETE:
This sounds like a job for the old

property-leaving guy.

I can go over there and talk
to some of their ghosts.

No need. Thor yell.
Nice try, marriage ruiner.

Bjorn!

Have very important
question for you!

Need to know why

lady Farnsby
is mad at man Farnsby!

She says
is very specific reason!

I know the answer, Father!

Man Farnsby forget anniversary!

Have heard her discussing

angrily on phone
with her sister!

Jay, Thor's son
is saying

that Henry forgot their
wedding anniversary.

Interesting.

She also mad about people
who turn around in her driveway!

Mind if I take a seat?

It's a free country,
thanks to you.

I find it quite touching
you made an effort

to learn about my interests.

You are thoughtful and caring,

whereas I am selfish
and inconsiderate.

And, honestly...

I'm not sure I ever
really deserved you.

That's a common sentiment
in the shed.

I know I said it at the time,

and it doesn't begin to make up

for the way
I've treated you, but...

I am truly sorry.

Thank you.

I do think,
in retrospect,

we may have been
rushing into things,

or at least you were.

What do you mean?

You haven't had a lot of
experience, whereas I...

Let's just say my body
count is quite high,

and I'm not talking
about the war.

Okay, moving right along.

Here's an idea. What do you
think about-- I don't know--

being friends?

I'd like that.

Good. Oh.

I'm glad we had this talk,
Lieutenant.

(chuckles softly) So,

what's been going on in
the house since I moved out?

Oh, um, well,
the Puritan moved out,

and Sam is a convicted witch.

I tried something new
with my hair.

Oh, did you, now?
Yes, everyone loved it.

Oh.

(metal clanging in distance)

I confess I-I'm no expert
in manual labor,

but they don't appear
to be doing any actual work.

They're laying a trap
for Henry Farnsby.

What is that
infernal racket?

Why do you toil on
this doomed enterprise

that I will be burying
under red tape come sunup?

We toil, Henry,
to lure you here.

Excuse me?

Sam, I got the merlot
and The Lovely Bones.

Let's get into it...
Henry.

What is he doing here?
SAMANTHA: He's here

to surprise you
with your belated

anniversary dinner.

What?

Our anniversary

is why I planned
this dinner, my darling.

Oh, Henry, you
finally remembered.

HENRY:
Better late than never. I have been

a neglectful gardener,

and for that, I am sorry.

Can you believe
it was 20 years ago

that we celebrated
that magical event?

Our first group thing.

Excuse me?
Oh, that's what this is.

This isn't their
wedding anniversary? I don't know, Jay,

but it seems to be working,
just go with it. MARGARET: I remember it

like it was yesterday.

I looked in your eyes, then
you looked in Phil's eyes,

then Phil looked
in Brenda's eye...

Well, you remember it,
you were there.

Happy orgi-versary, my love.

Happy orgi-versary.

Let me show you to your seats.

I-I'll be right there, dear.
Uh... Uh,

about our little problem--

I am happy to look
the other way.

Thank you, jam bro.

You're welcome.

Would you like to join us?
God, no.

I mean... (sighs)
I got to cook and stuff.

Of course.

Hey, babe. Just to ask--
Hmm?

y-you think our marriage
is good, right? Like, um,

your chrysanthemum's
being watered?

Of course, Jay.

It's just, if anything
ever was bothering you,

I just want us to be able
to communicate about it.

Aw. You're the sweetest.
Mm.

You know...
(clears throat)

now is not a bad time
to do a little gardening.

Okay, well, let me
just get my... sun hat.

What?
I don't know. I'm not good with metaphors.

Just shut up.
Mm.

Mm.

It's a dinosaur lamp.
Can you believe it?

And it arrived so quickly.

Samantha ordered it for me
on Amazon Prime

since I heroically
surrendered the dinosaur bed. Isaac

very good at surrendering.
It changes color

when you press the button.

It's very neat.
You have to see it.

But we can't
press button.

Oh, not a problem. Sam!

Sam, I need you!

Sam! Sam!

What's happening?
ISAAC: The button!

This gift was a big mistake.

ISAAC:
Sam...!

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