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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:03,833 [industrial steam hissing] 2 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:09,291 [ominous music] 3 00:00:09,292 --> 00:00:11,125 [Kevin moaning] 4 00:00:13,083 --> 00:00:14,833 FISHER: You know... 5 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,667 in a movie... 6 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,875 this would be the time where... 7 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:29,042 I monologue a little bit about Hammurabi and his code... 8 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:35,957 about how he always struggled to fill the shoes of his father, 9 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,582 Sin-Muballit, 10 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:41,292 the fifth Amorite king of the old Babylonian Empire. 11 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,791 But... 12 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:49,625 I won't do that. 13 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:52,792 Because monologues are bullshit. 14 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,833 Man! You had it all. 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,832 Fortune, fame, 16 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:03,082 a chain of affordable, plant-based fast food restaurants. 17 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,624 Hah! While the rest of us, 18 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,999 the rest of us 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,999 had to work on our craft for decades 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,208 just to get paid acting work. 21 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,041 But you... 22 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,624 you had to have everything, didn't you? 23 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,791 What? Do you want to say something? 24 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:23,416 Oh, okay. Let me help you. 25 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,124 [sobbing] 26 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,666 - Help! Help! Help! - Help! Help! 27 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,291 Help! Help! 28 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:32,582 - Help! - Aah! Aah! 29 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,332 [laughing] 30 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,332 [sighing] 31 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,999 You're pathetic. 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,417 You know... 33 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:43,542 my foster dad... 34 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:47,166 he was a forensics expert for 40 years. 35 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:49,749 What you did back there, 36 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,749 your portrayal... 37 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,458 of his noble profession... 38 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,332 was even more offensive than your portrayal 39 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,291 of George Washington Carver. 40 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:01,791 - Oh, come on. - Oh, I'll come on you! 41 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:04,249 - What? - You call yourself an actor? 42 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,666 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 43 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:10,041 You just gonna kill us without even hearing my side, huh? 44 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:12,124 What kind of law enforcement officer are you? 45 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:15,874 Law? The law's got nothing to do with it at this point. 46 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,291 [badge clinks] 47 00:02:17,292 --> 00:02:18,666 No-- what you doing?! 48 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,041 Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, wait-wait-wait! 49 00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:21,999 - Your ass is mine. - Get the fuck off of me! 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,624 - Let's go! - Get your hands off me. 51 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,582 Hey, hey! Hey, stop, stop. 52 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,124 - Hold on. - You know, Kevin and I-- 53 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,166 - What? - We could make our own movie 54 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,917 where you are the star. 55 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,667 We could put up the money. 56 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,749 Yeah. Hell yeah. 57 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:39,457 Yeah! Hey, hey, yes! 58 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,832 FBI agent. Big story, big moment. 59 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,124 - JORDAN: Yeah. - Fuck scenes. 60 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:45,541 Fuck... Fuck scenes. So many. 61 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:46,916 Yeah-yeah-yeah... 62 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,707 I just want you to know, I think Jordan and Kevin 63 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:51,249 are lying to you and trying to trick you. 64 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,916 - What the fuck is that? - Pearl, come on! 65 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:55,707 I would never do that, I would never try to get inside your head. 66 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,666 In fact, I-I love Hammurabi 67 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:01,916 and his big, sexy code, 68 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:03,957 but I'm not even thinking about Hammurabi right now. 69 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,292 No? No, the only thing on my mind... 70 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,292 is you, Jeff Fisher. 71 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,916 - It's John. - Fuck. 72 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:16,249 - Quit bullshitting me! - Come on, man. 73 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:18,124 All of you! Let's get this over with. 74 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:20,124 - KEVIN: Wait-- - FISHER: Flip it, turn around. 75 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,457 - KEVIN: I need a second. - FISHER: Okay, one. 76 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:24,541 KEVIN: Wait, wait a minute. 77 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,291 Wait a fucking minute! 78 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:29,500 Shit! It's fucking fire. 79 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:33,457 Look, man, if this will be my last breath on Earth, 80 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,957 then I want to say something real. 81 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,082 Oh, you're gonna... you're gonna monologue right now? 82 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,958 I just wanna say that you guys... 83 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,542 you're the real actors. 84 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:44,957 I mean, you-- come on, man, 85 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,707 you spent over a decade of your fucking life... 86 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,917 dedicating it to this craft? 87 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:55,499 Jordan? You have acted circles around me 88 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,083 in every single scene that we've ever done together. 89 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,625 And, Pearl... 90 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,874 I don't... I don't really know shit about you. 91 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,833 I'm a pescatarian. 92 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,917 Okay. 93 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,167 I'm a comedian. 94 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,292 And an action star. 95 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,249 I know there's a lot of people out there that think that I'm 96 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,917 at the top of my game, but let me tell you something. 97 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:30,917 I'm not. 98 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,874 I've been paying a lot of attention to my peers... 99 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,958 because they've done these dramatic roles. 100 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,542 I mean, some have even won awards. 101 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:49,541 And I told myself that my legacy would be incomplete if I don't win an award. 102 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:52,291 And so what, right? So people all over the world 103 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,167 can simply say, "He's great"? 104 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,499 Who gives a shit? 105 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:01,082 I don't need a shiny object to define my legacy. 106 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,000 I come from nothing, man. 107 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,792 And when you kill me, that's right back where I'll go. 108 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,042 To nothing. 109 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:12,916 I like to think that during my time here, 110 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:14,375 that I did a good job of... 111 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:17,957 making people laugh... 112 00:05:17,958 --> 00:05:19,332 you know, giving people an escape 113 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,458 from whatever it is that they're going through in life. 114 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:26,082 Cause that's what good actors do. 115 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,041 Yeah. 116 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,707 I don't know if it's called a legacy or otherwise, 117 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,207 but I'll tell you what, I'm proud of myself. 118 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,875 I'm proud of the work that I did. 119 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,499 And this is how it ends then, okay. 120 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,500 So fucking be it. 121 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,167 It's been a hell of a run... 122 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,292 with the ones I love. 123 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:58,832 I... I'm sorry, I... 124 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:01,374 I don't even know how it got to this. 125 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,582 I'm sorry, too. 126 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,458 I'm sorry that you believed that monologue. 127 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:11,791 It's called acting, motherfucker. 128 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,124 Nice punch, Jordan. 129 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:16,249 - Nice monologue. - What?! Jordan, okay, 130 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,624 you are my hero, and, Kevin, your acting was fucking sick. 131 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,457 - Oh, my God. - It was unreal. 132 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:23,082 - KEVIN: Knocked his ass out. - Well, thank you so much. 133 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,624 Kevin, I know that wasn't acting. 134 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:30,207 Okay? I know that was you speaking from the heart, not acting. 135 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,249 - So thank you, Kevin. - Well... yeah... 136 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,916 Well, this has... well... room for me. 137 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:36,416 [soft chatter] 138 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:41,167 [slow clapping] 139 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:46,082 Bravo. 140 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,499 - Well done. - What the fuck? 141 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,666 - JORDAN: You're alive. - Of course I'm alive. 142 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,999 No, I saw you. 143 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,749 I saw... I saw you hanging... 144 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,749 hanging over the Venetian Fauchard. 145 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:01,332 You were-- it was in you, you were dead. 146 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,667 I was. 147 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,624 And I wasn't. 148 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,082 I'm... I'm gonna need an explainer for this one. 149 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:09,499 - Yeah, that would be great. - I would also like to know. 150 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,624 As you may know, 151 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:16,333 before I became a director, I was a pioneer of special effects. 152 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,625 My first invention for Sam Peckinpah... 153 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,957 I called the blood tunnel. 154 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,624 [opera playing] 155 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:33,375 I connected the blood tunnel to a 1978 Holatron-1XT remote receiver. 156 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:38,083 The same device I had used in "Death Before Supper." 157 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,624 I simply wired that to the tip 158 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,583 of a spring-loaded replica Venetian Fauchard. 159 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,874 As you may also know, 160 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:52,167 before I worked in special effects, I was a prop master. 161 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:57,707 By the time you arrived for dinner, 162 00:07:57,708 --> 00:08:00,166 everything was in place. 163 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:03,083 I wired my chest piece to a remote. 164 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,750 All I had to do was make my death as convincing as possible. 165 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:11,999 How did the cops know? 166 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,042 I alerted the authorities while I was heating the lasagna. 167 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,499 I knew it would take them seven minutes to arrive, 168 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,332 and that was all the time I needed. 169 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:28,541 But you weren't fucking breathing. You were dead. I saw it. 170 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,207 - PEPPER: Yes. - KEVIN: Hoffman ass... 171 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,374 PEPPER: During dinner, I had ingested 600 milligrams 172 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:35,666 of an adenosine-bisoprolol cocktail. 173 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,624 It made my heartbeat so faint 174 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:40,666 that it could not be detected by medical personnel. 175 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:44,249 - You got a time of death? - Approximately 8:15. 176 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,999 PEPPER: Not that it mattered, 177 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,749 because the coroner was also an actor. 178 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,833 [sirens wailing] 179 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,167 Well done, my dear. 180 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:11,666 Jillian fucking Jones. 181 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,375 She is good. 182 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,082 Mr. Pepper. 183 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,457 I thought you were really dead. 184 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,916 What the hell's going on? 185 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,582 Why didn't you let me in on it? 186 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:26,082 Had you known I faked my own death, you would have altered your character, 187 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:30,083 and I needed to see you as a true rogue agent. 188 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:33,375 I... 189 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,374 - Jordan? - I've waited my whole-- 190 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,041 You demonstrated a discipline, 191 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:46,874 a focus, tenacity... 192 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,666 that I have not seen since I cast Meryl Streep 193 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:52,583 in "The Ice Castle Has Two Doors." 194 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,875 - Listen, I cannot wait to-- - Pearl. 195 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,541 Laurence Olivier once said to me, 196 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,249 "Acting is nothing more than 197 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,250 "herding cockroaches into a pile of steaming shit. 198 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,083 "Unless... 199 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:17,499 "the actor is selfless enough to put his own life 200 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,292 ahead of the character." 201 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,458 And I-- I did that? 202 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,083 Hmm. 203 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:33,333 - Oh, shit. - Kevin. 204 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,707 My God. 205 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:40,082 When your life was on the line... 206 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,124 you dug deep, 207 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:47,041 you cried real fucking tears, 208 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:51,000 and you delivered what can only be characterized... 209 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,958 as an Oscar-caliber monologue. 210 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,375 - You really thought so? - I did. 211 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:07,207 I fucking told y'all. I fucking told you. 212 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:13,499 John, you... came so close... 213 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:17,332 to owning your role as a rogue agent, 214 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:21,167 but in the climactic moment, you committed the unforgivable sin. 215 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,041 You broke character. 216 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:26,874 I was... I was supposed to actually murder them? 217 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:29,332 A real actor would kill for the part. 218 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,624 Um... 219 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,250 But you, John... 220 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,875 you... 221 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:40,166 belong in beer commercials. 222 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,375 I... I did commit. 223 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:48,417 I did, I got a Hammurabi's Code tattooed on my back. 224 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,792 Good for you, son. 225 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,707 [screaming] 226 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,750 [gunshots] 227 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,791 Shoot the girls next! Shoot the girls next! 228 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,333 [gun dry-clicking] 229 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,832 Yes, they're blanks, John. 230 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:11,500 The FBI has been giving you blanks your entire time with the Bureau. 231 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:16,957 I couldn't have you killing someone while researching a role. 232 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,457 I'm not a monster. 233 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,249 Well, he did almost... 234 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,707 nearly shove me in an incinerator, so... 235 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,749 That's true. That was very, very close. 236 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,874 - You almost died. - Mm. 237 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,666 Well, I have a car waiting. 238 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,292 Why don't we go discuss the film we're all going to make together? 239 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,582 Hey, wait. Hold on. 240 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:43,125 Wait, wait a minute. Hold on, just... 241 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,791 You had people thinking I was a murderer, man. 242 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,874 Yeah, and that I was his accomplice. 243 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,750 You did let me get hit by a car. 244 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,916 - Uh-huh? - Just putting the cherry on top of it, 245 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,374 you had this psychopath back here 246 00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:01,416 take us to the goddamn murder warehouse to do God knows what to us. 247 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,624 And now you just expect us to leave with you and get in your car 248 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,542 so we can go talk about the thing that's gonna bring us the acting trophy? 249 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,125 Then I guess this is goodbye. 250 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,958 [soft chatter] 251 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,457 Wait. 252 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,542 ["Paint the Town Red" by Doja Cat playing] 253 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,499 Does it have to be goodbye? 254 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,750 ? Walk on by ? 255 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:35,250 ? Walk on by ? 256 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:40,332 - ? Walk on by ? - ? Yeah, bitch, I said what I said ? 257 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,041 ? I'd rather be famous instead ? 258 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,958 Oh, my God, what a night. 259 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,332 You guys, we fucking did it. 260 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,416 We actually fucking did it. 261 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,416 It actually feels a lot better than I ever imagined. 262 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,707 - Right? - Seriously. 263 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,416 it does. I didn't think it could, but then it is... 264 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,166 it's just as good, plus ten. 265 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,207 I definitely drank way too much champagne. 266 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,249 I can't believe I propositioned Viola Davis during the In Memoriam. 267 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,124 KEVIN: Yo, Jackson, hey. 268 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:06,375 Gonna toss that on your shelf with all your other trophies? 269 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,250 Not this one, Kevin. 270 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,000 This one I will cherish. 271 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,666 TV HOST: And now on to last night's... 272 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,291 - KEVIN: Oh, shit! - ...star-studded event. 273 00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:18,707 ALL: It's us! 274 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,791 TV HOST: It was a clean sweep for Jackson Pepper's 275 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,749 psychological thriller "The Forgotten Fugitive." 276 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,582 With Best Actor awards for Kevin Hart, 277 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,874 Jordan King, and newcomer Pearl Mondolvia, 278 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,874 - each taking home... - Wow. 279 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,124 - We look so good. - No, we do. 280 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,832 - You look fucking good. - I definitely look the best. 281 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,166 TV HOST: ...Jackson Pepper. 282 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,541 Congratulations to our favorite film of the year. 283 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,041 We'll be right back. 284 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,791 You may get cheated on when you go out of town 285 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,874 on a boy's fishing trip. But you know what won't cheat on you? 286 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,874 - PEARL: It's our guy! - Guffey Light! 287 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,207 - You know what? He's not bad. - My God. 288 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,166 When life gets rough, reach for a Guff. 289 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,124 - PEARL: ...incredible. - Guffey Light, that is. 290 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,374 [laughing] The only beer sponsored by... 291 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,874 What's wrong with Jackson? Hey, Jackson. 292 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,666 You okay over there? 293 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,083 Yeah, yes, I'm just... I'm... 294 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,958 ...old. Excuse me. 295 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,166 Hm. 296 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,375 PEARL: He did do a bunch of Jaeger shots. 297 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,000 I did it. 298 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,625 [soft music] 299 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,417 [chuckling] 300 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,667 [ominous music] 301 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,917 Well done, my dear. 302 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,291 I have another role for you. 303 00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:07,166 You're going to love it. 304 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,042 A role? 305 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,207 Oh, no. Jackson, remember? 306 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:18,750 You promised, I help you with all of this... 307 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,624 And you back me in my directing career. 308 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:26,207 Of course, yes, and I will. 309 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:30,041 But you're such a wonderful actress. 310 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:32,375 You belong in front of the camera. 311 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,541 Huh, interesting. 312 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,166 Patience, kid. 313 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,124 One day I'll be gone, and... 314 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,333 you can direct all the films you want. 315 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,124 Okay. 316 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,582 So when you're dead, that's when I get to direct. 317 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,917 - Is that it? - Mm-hmm. 318 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,125 I think I'm okay with that. 319 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,332 Aah! 320 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,417 [dramatic score] 321 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,667 [distorted scream] 322 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,624 It's hot in there, my friend. 323 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,791 - Real hot. - [knocking on door] 324 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,292 KEVIN: Hey, Jackson. You okay in there? 325 00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,958 ["Jackson Pepper" voice] Never better, Kevin. 326 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,042 [normal voice, whispering] Never better. 327 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,625 [dramatic score] 328 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,208 [dramatic score continues] 329 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,292 KEVIN: Hoffman ass... 330 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:22,892 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23837

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