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Why do I keep getting
dragged into this shit?
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- Look, Jordan...
- Okay, I could have been
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in commercials.
I could have done that, right?
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I could have done theater.
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I mean, I could have been
an Instagram model.
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I mean, so many people have
asked me for pictures of my feet.
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- Okay?
- I could have started an OnlyFans.
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- All right, Jordan...
- I make really cool slime.
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- Slow down, slow down.
- With, like, glitter in it.
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You're spiraling.
You're in shock.
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Fuck you!
I am not in shock!
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Oh, God. Okay.
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Hey, hey, look.
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All right, all right.
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Now, here's what I'm thinking.
Follow me on this one.
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What we do,
we take it to the hospital.
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- Okay? Follow me.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Take her body,
roll it out on the curb
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right underneath the emergency sign,
where it's brightest.
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That way people don't miss her.
They see her.
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- What? No!
- As soon as we see some traffic
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- come out, peel off.
- No, no... no, no.
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So we're gonna just dump the body
that we hit on the pavement?
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Like that's the right thing to do?
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- No, no.
- I think it is.
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I also think that you're saying something
that we should talk about.
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You keep saying the body that we hit.
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Right. I just want
to let you know, for clarity,
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we didn't hit the body.
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You did.
You hit that body.
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- So let's...
- Aah!
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Ow! Stop it!
You'll make me crash!
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- Why do you keep fucking up my life?!
- Okay, okay, okay!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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- We... hit the body.
- We hit the body.
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- Okay?
- Yes.
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We hit the body.
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Let's take her to a hospital.
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No hospitals.
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[all screaming]
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The fuck you doin'?!
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[horn honking]
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[muffled screams]
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Zombie!
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It's a zombie!
She gonna kill us!
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, so you're alive then?
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- Yeah, yeah, apparently.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- I feel so bad.
- Thank God.
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- I can still win the Oscar.
- Oh, thank God.
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It's okay.
Seriously, it's-- it's fine.
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It's fine? Really?
I mean, we were going
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- at, like, what, 60 miles an hour?
- There you go with that "we" again.
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No, it's all right.
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Honestly, my shoulder took
the brunt of the hit.
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It was, like, right before contact,
I really sort of...
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- [bones cracking]
- ...leaned into it, so.
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So, what's your name?
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- Pearl... aah!
- [bones cracking]
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Oh, shit. Come on,
you zombie motherfucker.
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[laughing]
That's the shoulder there...
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the car hit...
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Pearl, your head, it's bleeding.
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Yes, yes, it does feel pretty fucked up.
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- Is that blood or brains?
- Yeah.
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Let's go ahead
and get you to the hospital.
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No, I was serious.
No hospitals.
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- You need to see a doctor.
- I was supposed to get hit by a car.
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Okay? I was supposed to get hit
by this car, this exact car.
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You had a...
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a premonition?
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So, the character
that I'm hoping to play
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gets hit by a car,
survives an entire collision.
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This accident informs
her entire backstory.
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Are you saying...
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what I think you're saying?
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PEPPER:
The pizza rolls must be overcooked
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in order to fully melt the cheese.
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Unfortunately, this does
render them slightly too hot.
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I suggest we wait a few moments
and let them cool.
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Great, okay,
so... just want to clarify.
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You're saying that the car will be
going full speed, it will hit me,
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and then I have to help
the people that hit me?
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Precisely.
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Not to be a dick, but I went to Juilliard.
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So did Roosevelt McCaffrey.
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- Sorry, who?
- My point exactly.
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Juilliard may have taught you
how to act... in their fashion.
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I will teach you
how to win a golden statue.
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Okay, sorry.
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This might be a silly question,
but, um, what if the car kills me?
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Al Pacino once let an elephant
sit on his chest for 12 hours.
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Why?
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Research.
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Okay, what does this have to do
with me getting hit by a car?
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If you don't have the courage
to commit to this role,
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I will find another actress who does...
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[echoing]
...another actress who does...
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JORDAN: Holy shit.
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I know. Commitment, right?
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No, you could have been killed.
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I don't see the need to focus
on that minor detail.
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Well, there's actually
a lot to unpack there.
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- Such a major detail.
- Yeah.
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Look, I just want to get something
out in the open right off the bat, okay?
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I am huge fans of yours.
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Oh, thank you.
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Specifically you, Jordan.
I am truly such a fan.
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Okay, so Jackson wasn't specific,
but what I'm angling for is this,
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like, young, raging hot,
Sissy Spacek vibes.
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Like, she's got her shit together,
but she gets hit by a car,
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which leads to this emotional scene
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where she is just sobbing
over being broken.
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Physically, obviously,
but also emotionally.
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And it's just this beautiful
end-of-Act-Two mic drop.
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Oh, sorry.
Important caveat for both of you guys.
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I'm just looking for a Best Supporting
statue here, all right?
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Eighteen minutes of screen time, tops.
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I'm just trying to wet my beak
with the Academy voters.
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My main goal...
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is helping you two shine as leads.
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- Oh, that's your priority?
- Hey, rising tides raise all boats.
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Ow-- let me ask you a question:
how many boats raise up
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in a dead guy's film?
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Kevin thinks that
Jackson Pepper was killed
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by a Venetian... something.
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- Or what was it?
- A Venetian Fauchard.
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Sorry, you're saying,
um, Jackson's dead?
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Yeah, well, Kevin seems to think so.
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Why do you say I "seem to think so"?
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I know so.
I saw the blood and guts...
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Jordan, right now,
you are really driving me crazy.
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I saw blood, guts.
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I wiped my face with
Dustin Hoffman's ass cloth, okay?
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Okay, okay, listen, listen.
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If he really is dead,
maybe my agent knows something.
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I bet he will. Call him.
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Oh, shit.
I left my phone in the bus station.
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Yeah, well,
I threw mine out the window.
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I have a phone-- oh, no.
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Okay, wait,
something else is in my pocket.
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What is that?
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You guys?
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Something is in my pocket.
I did not put it there.
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- Open it, open it, it's from him.
- It's a greeting card.
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- Open it, open it.
- It says...
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- Read it.
- "Hope you survived the accident.
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Get well, Pearl."
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PEPPER (RECORDING):
If you're hearing this at last...
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it means that I have passed.
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Killed in a fit of rage...
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by Kevin Hart, half my size and age.
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- It was a Venetian Fauchard.
- PEPPER: You mourn my existence.
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I count on your persistence.
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Kevin and Jordan are in a deep hole.
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Fugitive life will take its toll.
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You must be their rock,
their partner, their friend.
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Do this well,
and you'll be rewarded in the end.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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It means he's gone.
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And that I'm your rock now, Kevin.
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Oh... well, there it is.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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- Yeah.
- No, I don't get it, that means
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he's orchestrated this entire thing.
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It's possible he's tricking us
into believing he's dead.
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Oh, okay, yeah,
because I'm the only gullible jackass
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to believe that an old man was
impaled by a giant spear.
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I don't know, Kevin.
I wasn't there, was I?
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All I'm saying is that
there has to be a way to be sure.
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There is.
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I know somebody that can help us
get to the bottom of this.
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Everybody in the car. Come on.
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The guy's an ex-cop, police consultant.
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He's gonna tell us exactly
what happened to Jackson.
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I just gotta butter him up a bit.
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PEARL:
Sorry, he lives in a storage box?
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KEVIN:
Just let me do the talking.
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Hey, Jimmy, it's me.
Open up, man.
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[voice humming]
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It's me.
It's Kevin.
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Open up.
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Hey, there he is.
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- What's going on, Jimmy?
- No, no, no.
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Don't call me that.
It's Roger Richards now.
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- Roger Richards, okay.
- Yes, Roger Richards from Sarasota.
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[chuckling]
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Do you all understand?
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ALL: Yeah.
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Okay, good.
Okay, come on in.
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Okay.
Hurry up.
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All right-- what?
Man, what're you looking at?
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Wow, this is the worst episode
of "Storage Wars" I've ever seen.
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- Kev, could I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah... get your hands off me.
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- Who the hell are they?
- What do you mean?
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You know who that is.
That's Jordan King.
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Okay? And that's... what,
God damn it, what the fuck...
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I'm Pearl.
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Okay, well, look, guys,
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I...
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I appreciate you coming by,
I really do.
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Nothing would thrill me more
than to toss back a few cold ones, huh?
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Trade Desert Storm stories, you know?
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But your timing is not good, okay?
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I... I have a lady friend that...
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is coming by this evening.
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Got a date at 3:00 a.m.?
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Well, it's what works best
with Rosalinda's work schedule.
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She's... she's a trauma surgeon.
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Are you gonna clean out
your shit bucket before she gets here?
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- Uh, excuse me, that is a chamber pot.
- [fly buzzing]
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- Oh, yeah, of course.
- Okay, right.
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Cause I smell shit.
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Listen, we're not gonna take up
too much of your time,
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'cause you got a lot of stuff
going on, but we do...
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- we do need your help.
- Yeah.
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Look, Kev, I don't consult
movies anymore, you know,
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not after that little dust up
I had with Mayim Bialik.
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Not-- Not movies.
Not movies, okay?
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- In this case, it's real life, right?
- Put it down.
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- Smells good.
- Consulting in a real life capacity.
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I mean, look,
you used to be a cop--
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[nervous groaning]
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I am Roger Richards,
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a semi-retired vacuum repairman
from Sarasota.
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- Oh, wow.
- They could be listening.
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- You're gonna blow my cover.
- [whispering] What the fuck.
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But, Roger,
at one point in time, you were.
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And, I mean, do you still have
friends at the department?
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If so, you could probably give us a hand
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- with this investigation.
- [whispering] It has balls.
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Make some calls on our behalf.
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Yeah, on one hand, look,
my law days are a painful memory.
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- Yeah.
- And I've worked hard
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- to close that chapter.
- Yes, yes.
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But...
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on the other hand...
[chuckling]
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how do I say no to the guy
that saved my fucking life?
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- I didn't save your life.
- Wait, what are you talking about?
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- You saved my-- You saved my life.
- I've never saved your life.
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- I swear that was you.
- I would know if I saved your life.
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I never saved your life.
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- Maybe that wasn't you.
- No, no.
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Maybe that was Chris Tucker.
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To be honest,
I really had a nose for cocaine
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during my consulting days.
Snorted it like a vacuum.
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Guess that's why you became
a vacuum repairman.
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Who are you again?
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So I'm their rock, but I'm very malleable.
I could be, like, a pebble or a boulder.
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Strong.
They look up to me.
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- They look up to me.
- Roger, could you please call someone
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and find out what happened
to Jackson Pepper?
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Okay, is that piss?
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To be fair, Jillian, it's old piss.
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It's Jordan.
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Well, I think all of us
in the film community at large
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are reeling from his loss.
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And let me just say, just on the record,
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no one can replace Jackson Pepper.
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He was a titan
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and a giant in his field.
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[sighing]
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I love her so much-- oh, gross,
I just touched something sticky.
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It's cum, we can pretend it's not,
but it's definitely cum.
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ROGER: Oh, my God,
Lieutenant, you are a hoot.
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Okay, hey, listen.
Don't ever change, all right
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Okay, ciao.
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Okay, well,
so Jackson Pepper is dead,
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and you are the only murder suspect.
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You're totally fucked.
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They got prints,
video evidence proving you did it.
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Pretty airtight case.
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Really solid investigator.
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No, that's bullshit,
'cause I didn't do anything.
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They got some hot shot Fed
on the case with a stick up his ass.
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They're looking for you as well,
as an accessory to murder.
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Any mention of me?
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Anyway, guys,
I really need you
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to cut a rug
before Rosalinda gets here.
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Hey, man, fuck Rosalinda, okay?
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I didn't do shit. There's gotta be
something else that we can do.
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Well, I can get you
a Sri Lankan passport.
283
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Take me 72 hours.
Do you speak Sinhala?
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Do I speak Sinhala?
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Do I look like
I fucking speak Sinhala?
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No, man.
Now, look, I ain't running.
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- That's the last thing I'm fucking doing.
- We have to clear our names.
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Okay? We have to clear our names.
There has to be another way.
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Okay, what I am about to propose
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will require bravery...
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stupidity...
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and excellent acting chops.
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I got all fucking three.
294
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Right on, brother.
295
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Okay, you are gonna need a disguise.
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Let me see what I can dig up.
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- Oh, oh, this might be nice.
- [toy squeaks]
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No, here you go, oh...
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okay, what to wear
to infiltrate the crime scene.
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Oh, look at this.
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- [doorbell buzzes]
- Shit.
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It's Rosalinda. All right,
you guys hide under the bed.
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- Absolutely not gonna happen.
- I'm not getting under a goddamn bed.
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Rosalinda is
an exceptionally jealous woman.
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- [doorbell buzzes]
- She sees me here
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with the three of you,
she's gonna be convinced
307
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that we just had hot, delicious sex.
308
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- Why the fuck would she think that?!
- Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
309
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I will seduce her in the Pontiac,
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buy you guys some time.
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- Then you gotta scram.
- No, no. Ain't no scram--
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Roger? Roger!
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- ROSALINDA: Hey, Roger!
- Hey-- oh, babe!
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Shit.
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Roger!
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Oh, you son of a bitch.
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- It's locked.
- Are you sure?
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Roger!
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Hey, guys, don't worry about it.
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- I found the key.
- Now, that's what I'm talking about.
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Catch!
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What the fuck?
323
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,208
No!
324
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,083
Why the fuck would
you throw it that hard?!
325
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[fly buzzing]
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Not me.
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Me, neither.
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Shit.
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{\an8}["Shit!" by Walt Liquor playing]
330
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{\an8}? Shit ?
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{\an8}? Shit, damn ?
332
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{\an8}? I won't do it ?
333
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{\an8}? Hell nah, fuck you mean? ?
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