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["Stick Around"
by Rachael Yamagata playing]
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? Baby, you've caught my eye ?
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[song continues, muffled]
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[ominous music]
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[ominous music continues]
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[whirring]
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Got ya.
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[heavy thud]
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- [gasp]
- [roaring]
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You broke into the wrong house, kitty cat.
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It's not how it looks.
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Oh, it's exactly how it looks.
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[attack efforts]
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[grunting]
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Oh, shit.
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[roaring]
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Please don't-- no!
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[growling]
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[groaning]
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[coughing, gasping]
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Fine, you can have it.
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Oh!
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[choking]
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JORDAN: No, no, no.
This is ridiculous.
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I have been a high level thief
for almost two years.
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AGENT: Jordan, I know you're frustrated.
As your agent, that's normal.
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Frustrated?
How is any of this normal?
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I am a real fucking thief.
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AGENT: Yes, but Jackson Pepper
told you that the part is
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a character adept
at social engineering.
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- Yeah?
- No, no-no-no. Listen to me.
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I steal things.
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I steal them and then I deliver them
to a handler whose identity is a mystery.
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Because everything is a mystery,
and then a riddle,
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and then a riddle
inside another fucking mystery.
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I mean, I could be working
for a Russian oligarch for all I know.
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- You need to fix this now.
- AGENT: Okay, but you didn't want--
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Two years ago-- just two years ago--
I was in the height of my career.
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I could have starred
in five new movies by now.
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AGENT:
You didn't want five movies.
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You wanted to star in one movie,
a Jackson Pepper movie,
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so you could win an Oscar.
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I know, I know, I know.
But, no, not just win an Oscar.
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You know, I was sick of being the puppet
of some out-of-touch director
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who just had me standing there
while the male lead saves the day.
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Why can't I fucking save the day for once?
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AGENT: Okay, Jordan,
you are a classically-trained actor,
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and all the greats have been
where you are right now.
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JORDAN: Stealing bearer bonds
and ancient artifacts
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from rich people's houses?
I mean, you know,
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I should have just taken
the Tic-Tac-Toe movie.
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At least Tac is at least
a three-dimensional character.
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AGENT: Well, Olivia Colman spent
four years in the Royal Navy
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training to be a submarine captain
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so she could get an Oscar
for the Jackson Pepper movie.
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And that was only to win
Best Supporting Actress.
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Anyway, Jordan, look,
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if you want to quit, I'll support you.
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Netflix has six serial killer shows
in development.
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I'm sure I can get you a part in one.
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Hello? Earth to Jordan,
you still there, bud?
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Okay, I will pull one more job,
and if that's not good enough
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for Jackson Pepper, then fine,
I will play a serial killer.
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AGENT: Okay, um, that's fair.
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So, just so you know,
serial killers are always played by men.
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So, you're probably gonna have to be
the victim or prostitute--
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[suspenseful music]
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There you are.
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What are you up to?
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[soft chatter]
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Thank you so much.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, what bus are you waiting on?
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Waiting for a friend.
She's got the tickets.
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No, what bus?
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- Fres-no.
- No, Fresno left two hours ago.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
What kind of sick man
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shows up at a bus terminal
to harass women?
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, cut the shit.
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We already had somebody
complain about you making
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crude hand gestures
and primal noises.
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Hey, Lorenzo!
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You can either leave here
on your own accord,
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or I can have Lorenzo here
throw your ass out.
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- So those are my two options?
- Only two.
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MANAGER:
Pick one. Clock's ticking.
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Hey... hey!
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Come on.
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[horn honking]
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Yes, yes!
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[dashboard chiming]
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[tires screech]
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Fuck!
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[soft chatter]
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I need you to open up locker 219.
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Look, I thought I told you to get--
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219, open it the fuck up.
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Nope, it's empty.
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Suspect fled in a black Mercedes,
partial plate ending in N654.
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Didn't catch the rest.
Run it through the system.
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No, I couldn't identify her.
She looked like Jordan King.
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Yeah, the actor.
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You didn't see the "Jeffersons" reboot?
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[scoffs]
It's like, why go and shit up a classic?
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Okay, asshole.
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Where's my next clue?
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Resuming route to...
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38641 Sterling View Way.
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- See you soon, Jordan.
- I'm so sick of this shit.
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[sighing]
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"Your final heist is not a heist at all.
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"It's a package you'll transport
that's relatively small.
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"It stands at five-foot-five
if it's wearing lifts.
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"It'll be running and screaming
and hard to miss.
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[distant police siren]
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"See, tonight you steal not jewels,
not gems, not anything fun.
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"But tonight you are
a getaway driver
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for a fugitive on the run."
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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KEVIN: Help!
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Help!
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Aah! Ah, shit--
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"He'll be running and screaming
and hard to miss."
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KEVIN: Help me! Help me!
I gotta get out of here!
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Help! Somebody help! Help me!
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- Help!
- Kevin.
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Jordan?
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{\an8}["Stick Around"
by Rachael Yamagata playing]
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{\an8}WOMAN: ? I've been in trouble before
with my rushing in ?
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{\an8}? But I'm willing to take
that chance again ?
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