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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,712 [somber instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,080 [somber instrumental music] 3 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:14,848 - One, two, three, four. 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,060 - One, two, three, four. 5 00:00:16,070 --> 00:00:18,150 One, two, three, four. 6 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:18,560 One, two, three, four. 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,030 One, two, three, four. 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,272 Faster, Mrs. Shankel. 9 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,000 Faster, Mrs. Shankel. 10 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,160 One, two, three, four. 11 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,220 One. Two. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,230 Slower, Mrs. Shankel. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,696 One, two, three, four. 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,010 One, two, three, four. 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,210 Faster, Mrs. Shankel. 16 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:33,130 One, two, three, four. 17 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:33,408 One. Two. 18 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,170 One. Two. 19 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:36,050 Slower, Mrs. Shankel. 20 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,120 One, two, three, four. 21 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:37,170 One, two, three, four. 22 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,160 - Very good. Very good. 23 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:43,100 - Be careful of the car. 24 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,170 - Trust me. 25 00:00:44,180 --> 00:00:44,544 - Traffic, this time of the morning in Chicago, 26 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,180 - Traffic, this time of the morning in Chicago, 27 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:48,050 can be pretty heavy. 28 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:48,256 - So, what isn't? 29 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,040 - So, what isn't? 30 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,968 - I think I'm sinking again. 31 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:52,170 - I think I'm sinking again. 32 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:55,030 - Kick your legs a little, Mrs. Shankel. 33 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:55,680 [silly trombone music] 34 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,040 [silly trombone music] 35 00:00:59,050 --> 00:00:59,392 [splashing] 36 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,120 [splashing] 37 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:06,150 - Have a fun day, chum. 38 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:06,816 - How can I miss? 39 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,050 - How can I miss? 40 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:10,140 [splashing] 41 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,010 - Oh, I got water in your eyes. 42 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,952 - Those are tears, Mrs. Shankel. 43 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,070 - Those are tears, Mrs. Shankel. 44 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,160 One, two, three, four. 45 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:21,664 One, two, three, four. 46 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,160 One, two, three, four. 47 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,376 [upbeat music] 48 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,070 [upbeat music] 49 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,130 [honking] 50 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,921 [honking] 51 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,010 [honking] 52 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:21,057 [honking] 53 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:21,100 [honking] 54 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:28,481 - Come on. Come on. 55 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,120 - Come on. Come on. 56 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,230 - Like, where? 57 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:32,193 - What're you gonna do? Just sit there? 58 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,230 - What're you gonna do? Just sit there? 59 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,140 - That's what it looks like. 60 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:35,905 [honking] 61 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,190 [honking] 62 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:39,617 [silly music] 63 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:42,000 [silly music] 64 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:50,200 [intense honking] 65 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:04,060 - Take it easy, son. 66 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,190 What do you wanna do, Charlie? 67 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:08,230 Start a riot? 68 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:09,314 - He's the one who's starting. 69 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,140 - He's the one who's starting. 70 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,120 - Lay off the horn. 71 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,026 Have a heart for our eardrums. 72 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,120 Have a heart for our eardrums. 73 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,190 Do me a favor. 74 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:16,738 Have your riot in somebody else's alley. 75 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:20,010 Have your riot in somebody else's alley. 76 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:20,210 All right, come on. 77 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:20,450 I'll guide you out. 78 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,130 I'll guide you out. 79 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,010 - I've gotta see this shipping clerk over here. 80 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:24,162 I'm supposed to start working. 81 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,010 I'm supposed to start working. 82 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,220 - I'm a shipping clerk. 83 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,874 You must be the new stockman Mr. M hired yesterday. 84 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,120 You must be the new stockman Mr. M hired yesterday. 85 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,210 All right, park it in here. 86 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:31,586 There'll be room today. 87 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,160 There'll be room today. 88 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,298 [pleasant instrumental music] 89 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,130 [pleasant instrumental music] 90 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,040 Step on it, will you? 91 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:57,150 I've gotta get back upstairs. 92 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:01,282 [pleasant instrumental music] 93 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,120 [pleasant instrumental music] 94 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,040 [whistling] 95 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,706 - [Man] Charlie! Charlie! 96 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,110 - [Man] Charlie! Charlie! 97 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:10,140 - Yeah, Jack. 98 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,090 - Has he started up? 99 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:12,418 - Yeah. 100 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,110 - Yeah. 101 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,150 - You're gonna miss the fun. 102 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,040 Today's the day. 103 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:16,130 - No kidding. 104 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,020 - No kidding. 105 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,040 You're really gonna do it? 106 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,842 - We're already doing it. 107 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,070 - We're already doing it. 108 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,554 [engine revving] 109 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,210 [engine revving] 110 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:27,267 - Sorry about the rush. 111 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,040 - Sorry about the rush. 112 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:30,979 There's something I gotta do at seven, sharp. 113 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,000 There's something I gotta do at seven, sharp. 114 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,190 I'll make it six minutes up. 115 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:34,190 - Just about. 116 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:34,691 - Well, is it or isn't it? 117 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,000 - Well, is it or isn't it? 118 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:38,403 - I got four minutes to seven, 119 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,160 - I got four minutes to seven, 120 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,100 but I never keep my watch exact. 121 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,115 I mean, to the second. 122 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:42,170 I mean, to the second. 123 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,000 - I'm sure my watch is right. 124 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,827 I checked it an hour ago by the radio. 125 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,030 I checked it an hour ago by the radio. 126 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,190 - Well, then I'm sure it's okay. 127 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:51,210 - Afraid Charlie and me are gonna start wondering 128 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:53,200 what you stumbled into. 129 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,963 Filling orders all night 130 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,030 Filling orders all night 131 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,180 and the machinery going 132 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,675 and the phone ringing every two seconds 133 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,000 and the phone ringing every two seconds 134 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,190 and the hammering on the crates. 135 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:04,387 The screaming at each other. 136 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,040 The screaming at each other. 137 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,099 The pay is good. 138 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:08,160 The pay is good. 139 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:09,220 To tell you the truth, 140 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,090 when morning comes around sometimes, 141 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:11,811 you don't know whether it's springtime or Tuesday. 142 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,180 you don't know whether it's springtime or Tuesday. 143 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:15,110 - Sounds like I should start running. 144 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,523 - Oh, no. 145 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,110 - Oh, no. 146 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,000 This is the best job in the city. 147 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:19,130 Besides, you got a good job. 148 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:19,235 The whole fifth floor. 149 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,180 The whole fifth floor. 150 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:22,040 There's nobody but you. 151 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:22,947 Those jokers are all home, snoring the day way. 152 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,210 Those jokers are all home, snoring the day way. 153 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:26,659 When you're finished filling the bins with fresh stock, 154 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,190 When you're finished filling the bins with fresh stock, 155 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,160 the world is yours. 156 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,371 You can dance, sing, stand on your heard, 157 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,160 You can dance, sing, stand on your heard, 158 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:34,083 pretend you're Fred Astaire or Charlie Chaplin. 159 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,140 pretend you're Fred Astaire or Charlie Chaplin. 160 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:37,795 I used to like working all day by myself. 161 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,220 I used to like working all day by myself. 162 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:41,180 I started in your job. 163 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:41,507 See? You, too, can be a big success. 164 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,190 See? You, too, can be a big success. 165 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,931 You gotta be careful of these. 166 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,080 You gotta be careful of these. 167 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,110 Easy does it. 168 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,120 You'll get to learn all the tricks after awhile. 169 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,356 - Oh, I don't think I'm gonna be here that long. 170 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,150 - Oh, I don't think I'm gonna be here that long. 171 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,080 - Don't be such a pessimist. 172 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,068 - I'm an optimist. 173 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:00,130 - I'm an optimist. 174 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,200 I just don't think it'll be permanent. 175 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:03,200 A little bank roll and I'm on my way. 176 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:03,780 - On your way? 177 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,230 - On your way? 178 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:06,050 - Right. 179 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,110 I got this buddy and he's got a pink slip 180 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:07,492 to that car downstairs 181 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,210 to that car downstairs 182 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:10,050 and we've got a tank full of gas 183 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,204 and a rotten sense of direction. 184 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,100 and a rotten sense of direction. 185 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,140 - Just like that? 186 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,916 - Why not? It's a big country. 187 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:15,130 - Why not? It's a big country. 188 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,100 - Yeah, but- 189 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,230 - Ah uh. Yeah, but. 190 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:18,220 When you say "yeah, but," 191 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,120 that "yeah" becomes "no." 192 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,190 - That's right. 193 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,052 It must be wonderful to live like that. 194 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,150 It must be wonderful to live like that. 195 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:33,476 [thudding] 196 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,030 [thudding] 197 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,170 Where is everybody? 198 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,612 Can't be seven o'clock yet. 199 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,010 Can't be seven o'clock yet. 200 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:48,324 Where are they? 201 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,040 Where are they? 202 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,060 - [Jack] Sam. 203 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,036 Oh. 204 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:52,060 Oh. 205 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,100 - Where were you? 206 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:54,050 It's still five minutes to quitting time. 207 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,110 Jack, that's not right. 208 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:55,748 - I just came down from Mr. M's office. 209 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,160 - I just came down from Mr. M's office. 210 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,120 Wow. 211 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,080 - What do you mean, wow? 212 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,200 - The roof's fallen in. 213 00:06:59,220 --> 00:06:59,460 Somebody fouled up on their order from Smith Sundries. 214 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,090 Somebody fouled up on their order from Smith Sundries. 215 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:03,060 Mr. M wants to see you, pronto. 216 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:03,172 - That order went out all right. 217 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,170 - That order went out all right. 218 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,040 - I'm just telling your what he said. 219 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:06,884 He wants to see you now. 220 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,160 He wants to see you now. 221 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,130 - Now? 222 00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:13,020 I can't just now. 223 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:13,230 - Sam. 224 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:17,030 - He was sore? 225 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,020 - I've seen him happier, Sam. 226 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,000 - I've seen him happier, Sam. 227 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,732 - There was nothing wrong with that order. 228 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,130 - There was nothing wrong with that order. 229 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:32,040 This is the new stockman. 230 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:32,869 Show him around. Will you, Jack? 231 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,190 Show him around. Will you, Jack? 232 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,005 - [Jack] What's the matter? 233 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:44,110 - [Jack] What's the matter? 234 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,030 You wearing boxing gloves? 235 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,090 Come on. 236 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:47,717 - [Man] You wanna get up here and try? 237 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,130 - [Man] You wanna get up here and try? 238 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:51,429 - [Jack] You're the big expert. So hurry up. 239 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,060 - [Jack] You're the big expert. So hurry up. 240 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:58,853 - I can't get this wire fastened right. 241 00:07:58,853 --> 00:07:59,050 - I can't get this wire fastened right. 242 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,070 - He'll be back here in two minutes. 243 00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:02,565 Cover the elevator. Go ahead. 244 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,050 Cover the elevator. Go ahead. 245 00:08:03,070 --> 00:08:05,170 - I've never seen a speaker like this before. 246 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:06,230 - Oh, that's a Martinson speaker. 247 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,220 You don't fasten those wires the usual way. 248 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,989 Cross it over and ground the white one. 249 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,080 Cross it over and ground the white one. 250 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,150 - Another country heard from. 251 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:13,701 - You know about them? 252 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,030 - You know about them? 253 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,100 - Yeah, I had a speaker like that in a hi-fi set. 254 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,100 - Get off there. Let this guy fix it. 255 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:17,413 Come on. 256 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,060 Come on. 257 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,210 - Well, what's it for? 258 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,125 - We parked the truck. 259 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,040 - We parked the truck. 260 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,000 - Fix it. 261 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,090 Come on, fix it. 262 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:35,973 - The elevator is coming down. 263 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,080 - The elevator is coming down. 264 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,130 Maybe he's on it. 265 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,130 - Is somebody gonna tell me what's going on? 266 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:39,685 - It's just a little gag, that's all. 267 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,150 - It's just a little gag, that's all. 268 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:41,130 Come on, man. 269 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,170 - All right, all right. 270 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,397 All I need is a second and a quarter. 271 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,040 All I need is a second and a quarter. 272 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,110 - That's just about all you got. 273 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,109 - I'm sure starting off on the right foot. 274 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,210 - I'm sure starting off on the right foot. 275 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:50,821 [elevator opening] 276 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,050 [elevator opening] 277 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,130 - [Sam] Jack! 278 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,534 Boy, where are you? 279 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,040 Boy, where are you? 280 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,170 What're you talking about? 281 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:58,246 Mr. M wasn't even up there. 282 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,100 Mr. M wasn't even up there. 283 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,958 - He left before you got upstairs. 284 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,000 - He left before you got upstairs. 285 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,160 - If it was so important, why did he leave? 286 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:05,670 - Sam, would I say he wanted you if he didn't? 287 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,060 - Sam, would I say he wanted you if he didn't? 288 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,230 - I can't understand that man. 289 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,382 Look at the time. It's five after seven. 290 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,130 Look at the time. It's five after seven. 291 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,110 - See you tonight, Sam. 292 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,010 [somber music] 293 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,502 [phone dialing] 294 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,090 [phone dialing] 295 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:57,638 - [Operator] Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 296 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,060 - [Operator] Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 297 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,170 - [Sam] Good morning, Ruthie. 298 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:01,350 - [Ruthie] Sam, where have you been? 299 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,010 - [Ruthie] Sam, where have you been? 300 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,160 It's ten after. 301 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,062 You frightened me. I didn't know what to think. 302 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,140 You frightened me. I didn't know what to think. 303 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,180 - You bugged the phone. 304 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,774 - Isn't it great? 305 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,020 - Isn't it great? 306 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,110 - [Sam] After all these months. 307 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:11,100 - [Ruthie] Yes. 308 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,486 - Get away from that ladder. 309 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,010 - Get away from that ladder. 310 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,220 - Wait a minute. It's just a gag. 311 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,198 - [Sam] Lula and Emma and Betsy and Sadie. 312 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,110 - [Sam] Lula and Emma and Betsy and Sadie. 313 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,070 - [Jack] You're crazy. 314 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,910 [crashing] 315 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,080 [crashing] 316 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,090 - [Sam] Don't be too sure. 317 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,120 I may be a real villain, Ruth. 318 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:23,623 - [Ruthie] You, a villain? 319 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,010 - [Ruthie] You, a villain? 320 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,150 My darling man. 321 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,335 [Ruthie giggling] 322 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,200 [Ruthie giggling] 323 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,210 - [Sam] I love your laugh. 324 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,047 - [Ruthie] I love your voice. 325 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,130 - [Ruthie] I love your voice. 326 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,759 Even when you're being silly. 327 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,130 Even when you're being silly. 328 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:37,210 I love everything about you. 329 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,471 - Oh, what do you know about me? 330 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,140 - Oh, what do you know about me? 331 00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:42,170 We're two voices. That's all. 332 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,170 Anonymous. Faceless. 333 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,895 - [Ruthie] You have a dear, sweet, beautiful- 334 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,100 - [Ruthie] You have a dear, sweet, beautiful- 335 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,230 [laughing] 336 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,210 - [Sam] How do you know? 337 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,607 [laughing] 338 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,070 [laughing] 339 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,090 - [Ruthie] How is Dorthy this morning? 340 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:53,319 - [Sam] The heat bothered her all night. 341 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,110 - [Sam] The heat bothered her all night. 342 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:57,000 She was very restless. 343 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:57,031 - [Ruthie] Sam, when a person is sick, it's like that. 344 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,170 - [Ruthie] Sam, when a person is sick, it's like that. 345 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,743 - [Sam] I guess you're right. 346 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,200 - [Sam] I guess you're right. 347 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,220 - [Ruthie] Don't sound so depressed. 348 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,455 - How can I help it, when the doctors say 349 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,000 - How can I help it, when the doctors say 350 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,167 this is how it's gonna be from now on. 351 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,170 this is how it's gonna be from now on. 352 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:11,879 I must admit, I get selfish. 353 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:12,010 I must admit, I get selfish. 354 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,080 Ruthie, 355 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:19,060 I wanna be more than just a telephone voice to you. 356 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:19,303 - [Ruthie] When you talk like that, 357 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,080 - [Ruthie] When you talk like that, 358 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,210 I lose respect for you, Sam. 359 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,015 She didn't ask to be sick. 360 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,040 She didn't ask to be sick. 361 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,727 - [Sam] I know, I know, I know that, Ruthie. 362 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:27,100 - [Sam] I know, I know, I know that, Ruthie. 363 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:29,230 For three years, Dorthy's become an old lady. 364 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,439 When I think how she looked on the day we were married. 365 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,120 When I think how she looked on the day we were married. 366 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,170 - [Ruthie] Oh, tell me. 367 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,151 - [Sam] I told you a dozen times. 368 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,040 - [Sam] I told you a dozen times. 369 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,030 - [Ruthie] Tell me again, how you looked too. 370 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:37,863 - [Sam] You must get tired of listen to the same old- 371 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,010 - [Sam] You must get tired of listen to the same old- 372 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,160 - [Ruthie] Tell me. 373 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,210 - I guess the woman at the marriage license place 374 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,110 was a movie buff. 375 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:45,287 She turned ten different shades of white. 376 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,170 She turned ten different shades of white. 377 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:48,999 She swore it was like seeing... 378 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,190 She swore it was like seeing... 379 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,712 Well, her exact words were, 380 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,020 Well, her exact words were, 381 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,150 like seeing Brian Aherne 382 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,424 and the late, Jean Harlow, come through the door. 383 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,080 and the late, Jean Harlow, come through the door. 384 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,080 - Harlow? 385 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,230 [laughing] 386 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:00,136 - [Ruthie] Brian Aherne. 387 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,170 - [Ruthie] Brian Aherne. 388 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,010 - [Sam] Don't take it too seriously. 389 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:03,848 I told you, she had glasses an inch thick. 390 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,010 I told you, she had glasses an inch thick. 391 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,560 - [Ruthie] Sam, I have a confession to make. 392 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,140 - [Ruthie] Sam, I have a confession to make. 393 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,020 In the last few months, 394 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,272 I've been seeing as many Brian Aherne pictures as possible. 395 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,180 I've been seeing as many Brian Aherne pictures as possible. 396 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,984 When one comes on TV, 397 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,050 When one comes on TV, 398 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:17,160 an earthquake couldn't get me away from the set. 399 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,696 I guess that sounds very foolish. 400 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,020 I guess that sounds very foolish. 401 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,050 Sam? 402 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:22,408 Sam? 403 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,020 Sam? 404 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,120 Hello? 405 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,070 Hello? 406 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:28,040 Hello? 407 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,200 - Something wrong, Sam? 408 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,220 You sick or something? 409 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:48,392 You don't look too good, all of a sudden. 410 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,050 You don't look too good, all of a sudden. 411 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,130 - What was that I heard? 412 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:55,816 - What was what you heard? 413 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,050 - What was what you heard? 414 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,090 - [Sam] Just now. 415 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,528 - Me. I said, something wrong, Sam. 416 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,150 - Me. I said, something wrong, Sam. 417 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,200 - I don't mean that. 418 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,000 - This is what you heard, Mr. Frazier. 419 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:03,240 They had your phone bugged. 420 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,150 They had your phone bugged. 421 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,110 - Where'd you get this cuckoo? 422 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:06,952 - And I helped them. 423 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:07,110 - And I helped them. 424 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,160 - Hey, take it easy. 425 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,040 The guy said I could get a refund. 426 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:10,664 [laughing] 427 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,120 [laughing] 428 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:14,376 - You phony. 429 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,110 - You phony. 430 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,088 Brian Aherne. 431 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:18,090 Brian Aherne. 432 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,220 What on Earth are you talking about? 433 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,801 You have a dear, sweet, beautiful face. 434 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,160 You have a dear, sweet, beautiful face. 435 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,030 Where do you put it? In a locker? 436 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:25,513 [laughing] 437 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,100 [laughing] 438 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,070 Brian fell down. 439 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,649 [laughing] 440 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,030 [laughing] 441 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,000 - Come on, Sam, get him. 442 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,361 [cheering] 443 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,070 [cheering] 444 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,130 [laughing] 445 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,130 - Oh, Brian. 446 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,209 Hey, Brian, get up here. 447 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,030 Hey, Brian, get up here. 448 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,170 - Lay low. 449 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,921 - For a new guy, you're a real Badinski, ain't you? 450 00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,080 - For a new guy, you're a real Badinski, ain't you? 451 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,080 - Just leave him alone. 452 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,070 - You also like to give orders. 453 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,220 - Go on. 454 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:02,633 [intense music] 455 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,140 [intense music] 456 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,180 Come on. 457 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:36,041 - Why? 458 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:36,140 - Why? 459 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,020 Why'd they do it? 460 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,465 Why'd you do it, Roy? 461 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,060 Why'd you do it, Roy? 462 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,177 Are you happier now? 463 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,030 Are you happier now? 464 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,040 - Happy? 465 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,160 I'm sick. 466 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,220 Sam, 467 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,026 who ever figured it was gonna end up like this? 468 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,210 who ever figured it was gonna end up like this? 469 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:05,738 We saw you on the phone every morning, at the same time. 470 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,020 We saw you on the phone every morning, at the same time. 471 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,190 A couple of weeks ago, 472 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,180 I passed by 473 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:09,450 and I heard you sounding like, 474 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,210 and I heard you sounding like, 475 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,162 you know, such a big-time lover. 476 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,140 you know, such a big-time lover. 477 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:16,874 It bugged us. 478 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,030 It bugged us. 479 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,586 Wondering what the score was, you know? 480 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,100 Wondering what the score was, you know? 481 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:24,298 Supposed to be a joke, Sam. 482 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,180 Supposed to be a joke, Sam. 483 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,160 Just a joke. 484 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,722 [gloomy string music] 485 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,010 [gloomy string music] 486 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,100 - The power's off. 487 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,691 [thudding] 488 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,000 [thudding] 489 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:25,200 - Okay. 490 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,070 You can't take a joke, 491 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:27,403 I'm gonna rub your nose in it. 492 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,010 I'm gonna rub your nose in it. 493 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,115 Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 494 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,220 Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 495 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,020 Ain't that right? 496 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,230 - Jack. 497 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:34,827 Jack, don't. 498 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,000 Jack, don't. 499 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,050 Please, Jack. 500 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:38,539 Jack, I'm sorry. 501 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,220 Jack, I'm sorry. 502 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,210 Jack, please. 503 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,230 All right, it was a joke. 504 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:42,251 It was a joke, Jack. 505 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,080 It was a joke, Jack. 506 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,170 Jack, I'm sorry. 507 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,130 - Can you hear me, beautiful Sam? 508 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:49,675 - What're you gonna do? 509 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,150 - What're you gonna do? 510 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,230 - Jack, please. 511 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,020 Wait, Jack. 512 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:53,387 Jack, please. Please! 513 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,200 Jack, please. Please! 514 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,050 Please, Jack! 515 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,099 Jack, please! 516 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:57,220 Jack, please! 517 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,060 - M. 518 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,150 O. 519 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:00,811 Six. 520 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,230 Six. 521 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,020 Two. 522 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,220 Five. 523 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,170 - Jack, you can't. 524 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:04,523 - Why can't I? 525 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,130 - Why can't I? 526 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,120 - Come on. 527 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,160 - Don't tell me, come on. 528 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,235 Where were you when that guy half killed me? 529 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,000 Where were you when that guy half killed me? 530 00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,030 - It was a fair fight. 531 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,100 - What was fair about it? 532 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:11,947 What about my kidney trouble? 533 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,230 What about my kidney trouble? 534 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,050 You think it's fair, 535 00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,659 a punk kid and a guy with kidney trouble? 536 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,190 a punk kid and a guy with kidney trouble? 537 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:19,000 You guys were enjoying it. 538 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,083 Hello and how are you, 539 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,170 Hello and how are you, 540 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,795 Monroe 6-2-5-9-8? 541 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,020 Monroe 6-2-5-9-8? 542 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:28,220 - Jack. 543 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,180 - Get out of here. 544 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,507 [thudding] 545 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,050 [thudding] 546 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,070 This is a friend of Sam's calling. 547 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:34,219 I guess you wonder why he hung up like that. 548 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,200 I guess you wonder why he hung up like that. 549 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,931 You didn't know old Brian Aherne was rude like that, 550 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,000 You didn't know old Brian Aherne was rude like that, 551 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,120 did you? 552 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:41,643 A few other things you didn't know about him, little lady, 553 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,150 A few other things you didn't know about him, little lady, 554 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,110 like, Sam's got no wife. 555 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:45,355 Not even a dog would marry him. 556 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,090 Not even a dog would marry him. 557 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,020 And like, Sam is as fat as a pig 558 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,068 and as bald as an eagle and twice as ugly! 559 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,160 and as bald as an eagle and twice as ugly! 560 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:52,780 Can you hear me, beautiful Sam? 561 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,060 Can you hear me, beautiful Sam? 562 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:56,492 [intense music] 563 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,100 [intense music] 564 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:22,476 [crying] 565 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,180 [crying] 566 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,010 [thudding] 567 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:41,010 [foreboding music] 568 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,460 [somber instrumental music] 569 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,190 [somber instrumental music] 570 00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,596 - I promised myself, when I was a kid, 571 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,140 - I promised myself, when I was a kid, 572 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,308 before I died, I'd experience everything. 573 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,180 before I died, I'd experience everything. 574 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,010 - Scrapping the bottom of the barrel, aren't you? 575 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,090 What's left, Cholera? 576 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,732 - If you're not careful, 577 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,030 - If you're not careful, 578 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,110 I'll cross you off my next of kin list. 579 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,444 - Who'd take my place? 580 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,020 - Who'd take my place? 581 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,210 [pleasant music] 582 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,005 - Anybody here? 583 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:33,220 - Anybody here? 584 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,000 Hey? 585 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:40,160 Hello? 586 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,120 - I didn't know, when I hired you yesterday, 587 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:51,565 I was getting Mr. Joe Lewis, 588 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,080 I was getting Mr. Joe Lewis, 589 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,277 ex-heavyweight champion of the world. 590 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,050 ex-heavyweight champion of the world. 591 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,989 You're gonna have a headache for a month. 592 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,200 You're gonna have a headache for a month. 593 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:02,170 - Is Sam Frazier okay? 594 00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:02,701 - You take a guess, I'll take a guess, 595 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,080 - You take a guess, I'll take a guess, 596 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:06,200 but still won't know. 597 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:06,413 He telephoned about an hour ago. 598 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,130 He telephoned about an hour ago. 599 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,050 Hello and goodbye. 600 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:10,125 Before I could tell him, 601 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,140 Before I could tell him, 602 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,080 look, Sam, don't be a dope, 603 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,837 he hung up on me. 604 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,230 he hung up on me. 605 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,190 Gently. 606 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,110 - That poor guy. 607 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:21,261 - You ask me, it's a little late in spring for poor guy. 608 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,973 - You ask me, it's a little late in spring for poor guy. 609 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,030 - You ask me, it's a little late in spring for poor guy. 610 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,170 You're the one who hooked up the speaker, ain't you? 611 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,685 - Yeah, but I didn't know what was going on. 612 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,210 - Yeah, but I didn't know what was going on. 613 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,397 - What kind of joke is it to tear a man's heart out? 614 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,020 - What kind of joke is it to tear a man's heart out? 615 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:36,109 Maybe my sense of humor ain't what it used to be. 616 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,120 Maybe my sense of humor ain't what it used to be. 617 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,821 Nothing's what it used to be. 618 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,040 Nothing's what it used to be. 619 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,150 Look at that egg beater. 620 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,100 The egg will beat it. 621 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,200 Bye the way, you're fired. 622 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,160 - Let's go. 623 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,110 - Goodbye, mister practical joker. 624 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:54,670 - Look, he said he didn't know what was going on. 625 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,230 - Look, he said he didn't know what was going on. 626 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 - He's got a mouth. 627 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,382 He could ask questions. 628 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,230 He could ask questions. 629 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,806 You know how long Sam's worked for me? 630 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,010 You know how long Sam's worked for me? 631 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,080 I didn't even know myself. 632 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,150 I had to look it up. 633 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,518 Nineteen years. 634 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,090 Nineteen years. 635 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,160 Longer than anyone else. 636 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,210 Twelve thousand items I carry in my stock 637 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,150 and he knew where everything was 638 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,942 from oxygen cans to shoe polish. 639 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,080 from oxygen cans to shoe polish. 640 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,654 - Look, where does he live? 641 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,180 - Look, where does he live? 642 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:24,070 I'd like to know if he's okay. 643 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:31,790 - I was gonna mail him his last check. 644 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,180 - I was gonna mail him his last check. 645 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,502 He wouldn't even come in for that. 646 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,150 He wouldn't even come in for that. 647 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,210 You tell him, I want him back. 648 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:42,926 Tell him not to be ashamed. 649 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,050 Tell him not to be ashamed. 650 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:46,638 I just realized, now, after nineteen years, 651 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,150 I just realized, now, after nineteen years, 652 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,350 I don't know nothing about him. 653 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,130 I don't know nothing about him. 654 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:54,062 Except, maybe his social security number. 655 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:54,230 Except, maybe his social security number. 656 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,774 You wanna hear something? 657 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,230 You wanna hear something? 658 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,486 I should've asked a couple of questions myself. 659 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,110 I should've asked a couple of questions myself. 660 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,010 [somber music] 661 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,130 - Gone, 662 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:12,622 like a bluebird in October, 663 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,060 like a bluebird in October, 664 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,335 with not so much as a goodbye or good luck, Mrs. Kraley. 665 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,070 with not so much as a goodbye or good luck, Mrs. Kraley. 666 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,080 After twelves years now. 667 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,047 If he felt misused in any way 668 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:20,160 If he felt misused in any way 669 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,000 should he not have told me? 670 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,759 - Do you have any idea of where he went? 671 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,020 - Do you have any idea of where he went? 672 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,050 - He left while I was marketing. 673 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:27,471 Wouldn't you know, this would be just the day 674 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,130 Wouldn't you know, this would be just the day 675 00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,183 that I bought a lovely leg of veal that he favors so. 676 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,220 that I bought a lovely leg of veal that he favors so. 677 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:34,895 - Thank you very much, ma'am. 678 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:35,210 - Thank you very much, ma'am. 679 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,200 - Thank you. 680 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,200 - [Mrs. Kraley] Good day. 681 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,319 [children playing] 682 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,070 [children playing] 683 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,090 - Hi. 684 00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:51,050 [bell ringing] 685 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,150 - Now what? 686 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,140 - Yes? 687 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,455 - I'm here to take a phone out. 688 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,140 - I'm here to take a phone out. 689 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,020 Name of S. Frazier. 690 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:57,140 - Come in, please. 691 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:00,879 - I've got to get back to the swimming pool. 692 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,050 - I've got to get back to the swimming pool. 693 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,020 - Go. 694 00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:08,303 - She told you, she doesn't know where he is. 695 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,000 - She told you, she doesn't know where he is. 696 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,000 When do you quit. 697 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,015 It can't be guilt anymore. 698 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:12,040 It can't be guilt anymore. 699 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,060 What do you owe this guy? 700 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,727 - Why don't you go back and tell a lady 701 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,080 - Why don't you go back and tell a lady 702 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,180 to kick her legs. 703 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,130 - I mean it, tell me. 704 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,010 - Tell you what? 705 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:23,090 - Why you knocking yourself out? 706 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,151 What's the connection? 707 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,060 What's the connection? 708 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:26,863 - I don't know. 709 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:27,100 - I don't know. 710 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:30,110 I don't really dig it myself. 711 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:30,575 Every one of us is born into solitary confinement, 712 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,000 Every one of us is born into solitary confinement, 713 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:34,287 spend the rest of our lives 714 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,200 spend the rest of our lives 715 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:37,999 sending out an S.O.S. we hope to heaven 716 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,150 sending out an S.O.S. we hope to heaven 717 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:41,140 somebody else will hear. 718 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:41,711 - So? 719 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,110 - So? 720 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,424 - This little fat guy is coming in as clear as a bell. 721 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,190 - This little fat guy is coming in as clear as a bell. 722 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,030 - I'll be putting in a traffic light 723 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:00,272 before this day is done. 724 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,020 before this day is done. 725 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:03,984 - Why didn't Sam take his things with him? 726 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:04,150 - Why didn't Sam take his things with him? 727 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:05,140 - This is service. 728 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,696 Disconnecting Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 729 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,220 Disconnecting Monroe 6-2-5-9-8. 730 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:10,230 - Monroe 6-2-5-9-8? 731 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,230 - Yeah, why? 732 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,010 - That's the number he used to call the girl. 733 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:15,120 6-2-5-9-8. 734 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,050 6-2-5-9-8. 735 00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:17,160 I heard it twice. 736 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:22,000 Why would he have a phone here when there's one 737 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:22,544 so easy to get to in the hall? 738 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,050 so easy to get to in the hall? 739 00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:26,256 Mister, would you hold up a minute? 740 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,020 Mister, would you hold up a minute? 741 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,230 - Sure. 742 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:29,968 - That's all the dust after 12 years. 743 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,110 - That's all the dust after 12 years. 744 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:33,680 Somehow, that strikes me sad. 745 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,050 Somehow, that strikes me sad. 746 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:37,392 - A dime. 747 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,000 - A dime. 748 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,104 [dinging] 749 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,160 [dinging] 750 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:47,100 When the phone rings, don't answer. 751 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,120 - Yeah, okay. 752 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,240 [ringing] 753 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,170 [ringing] 754 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,952 - Who does he expect to answer the phone if we don't? 755 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,120 - Who does he expect to answer the phone if we don't? 756 00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,210 - [Ruthie] Sam, is it you? 757 00:24:59,220 --> 00:24:59,664 - No, this isn't Sam. 758 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,060 - No, this isn't Sam. 759 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,160 I'm looking for Sam. 760 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,160 Who is this? 761 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:03,376 [clicking] 762 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,230 [clicking] 763 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:07,088 Who can answer that phone except from here? 764 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,070 Who can answer that phone except from here? 765 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,800 - Telephone answering service. 766 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,010 - Telephone answering service. 767 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,230 [doorbell ringing] 768 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:18,225 - I'm looking for a Mrs. Kraley. 769 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,080 - I'm looking for a Mrs. Kraley. 770 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,110 - I'm Mrs. Kraley. 771 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,937 - This is for you. 772 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:22,000 - This is for you. 773 00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:25,649 - It's his handwriting. 774 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,080 - It's his handwriting. 775 00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:36,050 "I forgot to leave money enough for the last phone bill, 776 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:36,785 "plus any odds and ends I might have overlooked. 777 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,090 "plus any odds and ends I might have overlooked. 778 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,497 "Please give my bowling ball to Mr. Griffin down the street. 779 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,090 "Please give my bowling ball to Mr. Griffin down the street. 780 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,209 "We both have fat fingers 781 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,070 "We both have fat fingers 782 00:25:45,090 --> 00:25:47,921 "and the ball should suit him perfectly." 783 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:48,180 "and the ball should suit him perfectly." 784 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:51,633 - Hey! 785 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,200 - Hey! 786 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,170 Hey, wait. 787 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,769 Where did you see the guy who gave you that letter? 788 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,010 Where did you see the guy who gave you that letter? 789 00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,060 - He's a fare. 790 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,010 He paid an extra buck for me to come out 791 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,060 and bring the letter. 792 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:06,481 I asked him, 793 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,130 I asked him, 794 00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,040 "Why did you just put a four cent stamp on it?" 795 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,193 But if he wants to spend money like there's not tomorrow, 796 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,040 But if he wants to spend money like there's not tomorrow, 797 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:13,100 who am I to argue? 798 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:13,905 - Yeah, but where did you leave him? 799 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:14,220 - Yeah, but where did you leave him? 800 00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,070 - Said he was leaving town. 801 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,617 Wanted to say goodbye to this city from up high. 802 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:18,140 Wanted to say goodbye to this city from up high. 803 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,080 The Tribune Tower. 804 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,329 [foreboding music] 805 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,070 [foreboding music] 806 00:26:43,070 --> 00:26:43,602 [somber instrumental music] 807 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,220 [somber instrumental music] 808 00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:23,160 - Hi. 809 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,120 - Hey. 810 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,146 What're you doing here? 811 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:28,220 What're you doing here? 812 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,858 - Let's pretend I asked you that first. 813 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:32,040 - Let's pretend I asked you that first. 814 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:34,070 - Jack really banged you up, didn't he? 815 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,170 They catch him yet? 816 00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:35,570 - I don't know. 817 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,000 - I don't know. 818 00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:42,994 That's the friend I was telling you about. 819 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,130 That's the friend I was telling you about. 820 00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:46,706 - Does he know about it too? 821 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:47,170 - Does he know about it too? 822 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:50,418 Why doesn't a plane fly over and spell it all out in smoke? 823 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:51,080 Why doesn't a plane fly over and spell it all out in smoke? 824 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,050 - Still no reason for being up here. 825 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:54,130 - Why do I have to have a reason? 826 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,000 - Why do I have to have a reason? 827 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,120 - The letter to your landlady. 828 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,842 Sounded like your last will and testament. 829 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:58,110 Sounded like your last will and testament. 830 00:27:58,130 --> 00:28:00,080 - What were you doing over there? 831 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,050 Last will? 832 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:05,230 You thought I came up here to jump? 833 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,978 What makes you think I'm so brave? 834 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,010 What makes you think I'm so brave? 835 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,691 I come up here lots of times. 836 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,120 I come up here lots of times. 837 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:16,020 It's a swell view of the city. 838 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,403 It's a good place to say Auf Wiedersehen, like they say. 839 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,200 It's a good place to say Auf Wiedersehen, like they say. 840 00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,115 Last will and testament. 841 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,090 Last will and testament. 842 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,827 It's just the opposite. 843 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,030 It's just the opposite. 844 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:26,180 When Mrs. Kraley goes out for her bingo game, 845 00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:27,539 I'm gonna pick up my suitcases 846 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,060 I'm gonna pick up my suitcases 847 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:30,020 and then I'm gonna be like you guys. 848 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,060 Traveling. 849 00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:31,251 Having a ball. 850 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,100 Having a ball. 851 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,190 Don't make me sound like a cuck or something. 852 00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:38,675 I'm the same as everybody else. 853 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,190 I'm the same as everybody else. 854 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,050 I can drink beer to the barrel is empty. 855 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:42,387 Nobody laughs louder than me at a good joke. 856 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,210 Nobody laughs louder than me at a good joke. 857 00:28:44,230 --> 00:28:46,099 There's a couple of women that might drop by 858 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:46,120 There's a couple of women that might drop by 859 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:49,190 if they don't slam the door in my face. 860 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,180 I don't know. 861 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:04,020 Worse than a fool. 862 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,020 What is it? 863 00:29:07,030 --> 00:29:07,230 Nothing? 864 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:12,083 All that line of bull I fed her. 865 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,130 All that line of bull I fed her. 866 00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:15,795 Brian Aherne and all that bologna. 867 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,020 Brian Aherne and all that bologna. 868 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,080 I was more myself with her those few minutes every morning 869 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:19,507 than I've ever been with anybody all my life. 870 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:23,020 than I've ever been with anybody all my life. 871 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,931 You wouldn't think that would be so important, would you? 872 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:30,000 You wouldn't think that would be so important, would you? 873 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:34,355 - Sam, why do you have to leave Chicago? 874 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:38,067 - Sam, why do you have to leave Chicago? 875 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:38,120 - Sam, why do you have to leave Chicago? 876 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:39,210 - Why not? 877 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:41,090 What have I got here that's so great? 878 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:41,780 - Yeah, but to start from scratch in a new place. 879 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,070 - Yeah, but to start from scratch in a new place. 880 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,100 - You guys do it. 881 00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:45,492 - We do it with exultation. 882 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,180 - We do it with exultation. 883 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:48,140 We hallelujah. 884 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,170 - Hallelujah? 885 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,230 Okay. 886 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,190 - Sam, Mr. M thinks the world of you. 887 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:52,916 Why do you have to find a new job and a new life? 888 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:56,060 Why do you have to find a new job and a new life? 889 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,628 Supposing we could fix everything with Ruthie 890 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:57,210 Supposing we could fix everything with Ruthie 891 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,160 so it was just the way it was before? 892 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:00,340 - I'm not leaving because of a voice on the phone. 893 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,160 - I'm not leaving because of a voice on the phone. 894 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:03,140 It's the whole idea. 895 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,052 What happened today. Everything. 896 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,040 What happened today. Everything. 897 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,100 I'm sick of this place. 898 00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:07,764 [somber music] 899 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,000 [somber music] 900 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,188 How could you square it? 901 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:15,190 How could you square it? 902 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,140 - Must be a hundred ways. 903 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:18,900 Why don't you give me a little time to think, huh? 904 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,190 Why don't you give me a little time to think, huh? 905 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:22,612 [gloomy music] 906 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:25,120 [gloomy music] 907 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:33,748 - Stiles, don't force me to take this up with Mr. Pavous. 908 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,200 - Stiles, don't force me to take this up with Mr. Pavous. 909 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:37,460 - Tell Mrs. Shankel, anybody can teach her how to swim. 910 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,180 - Tell Mrs. Shankel, anybody can teach her how to swim. 911 00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:41,172 She has a natural grace. 912 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,090 She has a natural grace. 913 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,100 What can I do? 914 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:44,884 My buddy is still in surgery. 915 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:45,170 My buddy is still in surgery. 916 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,070 I can't leave until I know whether or not 917 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,110 he's gonna live or die. 918 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:48,596 - [Announcer] All aboard. 919 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,140 - [Announcer] All aboard. 920 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:52,020 - No! No! 921 00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:52,308 Don't put Mrs. Shankel on. 922 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:54,070 Don't put Mrs. Shankel on. 923 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,020 - I had a toothache. 924 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,120 - I had a toothache. 925 00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:59,080 Called the dentist. 926 00:30:59,100 --> 00:30:59,732 It was Wednesday, his day off. 927 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,020 It was Wednesday, his day off. 928 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,444 Was an exchange answer. 929 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:04,010 Was an exchange answer. 930 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,156 The voice on the other end was so wonderful. 931 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,010 The voice on the other end was so wonderful. 932 00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:10,100 Soft and gentle. 933 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,020 - [Announcer] Chicago to New Orleans. 934 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:14,581 Track number nine. 935 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,030 Track number nine. 936 00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:17,130 - That's my train. 937 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:18,293 - I haven't done anything yet. 938 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,080 - I haven't done anything yet. 939 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:20,130 - I know. 940 00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:21,180 - Why don't you take another train? 941 00:31:21,190 --> 00:31:22,005 What difference does it make? Later. 942 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,030 What difference does it make? Later. 943 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:23,230 - I'll take this one. 944 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,030 - No. 945 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:25,717 - Picture your crumby place to go to. 946 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,030 - Picture your crumby place to go to. 947 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:28,200 - On the way, the train stops in New Orleans. 948 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,429 Maybe I'll stop off there for awhile. 949 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,190 Maybe I'll stop off there for awhile. 950 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,000 - New Orleans? 951 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,141 - Buz, that's one of the great towns on Earth. 952 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:33,170 - Buz, that's one of the great towns on Earth. 953 00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:35,040 - New Orleans is No Other Love, 954 00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,853 starring Eve Warnovella and Helen Twelve Tress. 955 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,050 starring Eve Warnovella and Helen Twelve Tress. 956 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,180 The life story of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. 957 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:40,565 Did I say that right, professor? 958 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,010 Did I say that right, professor? 959 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,000 - No. 960 00:31:43,010 --> 00:31:44,180 - So, we'll swing in town, huh? 961 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,277 A New Orleans chick dressed in spangled pants. 962 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,989 A New Orleans chick dressed in spangled pants. 963 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,180 A New Orleans chick dressed in spangled pants. 964 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,020 Toreador, that is. 965 00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:50,220 Invite you up to her pad to see 966 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,701 the Late, Late Show. 967 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,110 the Late, Late Show. 968 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:54,140 You figure, this has got to be some kind of strange world 969 00:31:54,150 --> 00:31:55,413 because this is New Orleans, right? 970 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,120 because this is New Orleans, right? 971 00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:59,125 With Bessie Smith and King Oliver and all those. 972 00:31:59,125 --> 00:31:59,130 With Bessie Smith and King Oliver and all those. 973 00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:02,030 That kind of Jazz has got to be the place, right? 974 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,837 - Except, she really meant the Late, Late Show? 975 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:04,030 - Except, she really meant the Late, Late Show? 976 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,549 - Give the professor the Phosphorus and bow tie. 977 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:07,050 - Give the professor the Phosphorus and bow tie. 978 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,160 Yes, indeed, 979 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:10,070 that chick with the spangled pants from New Orleans, 980 00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:10,261 she is hooked on English movies. 981 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,150 she is hooked on English movies. 982 00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:13,973 I'll bet you I'm the greatest living authority 983 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:14,110 I'll bet you I'm the greatest living authority 984 00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:16,180 on that motion picture, No Other Love. 985 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,685 What do you want? Cast credits? 986 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:18,160 What do you want? Cast credits? 987 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:20,140 Theme music? Commercials. 988 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,397 Miss Twelve Trees' gowns. Lorraine. 989 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,170 Miss Twelve Trees' gowns. Lorraine. 990 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:24,180 Sound technician. Jay Pealda. 991 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,109 Music composed by Vladimir Brat. 992 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,100 Music composed by Vladimir Brat. 993 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,821 Played by the symphonic symphony orchestra of Liverpool 994 00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:30,150 Played by the symphonic symphony orchestra of Liverpool 995 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,533 under the direction and baton of Sir Johnathon Wrong. 996 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,180 under the direction and baton of Sir Johnathon Wrong. 997 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,245 I'll give you a thumbnail cameo of the principle parts. 998 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,170 I'll give you a thumbnail cameo of the principle parts. 999 00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:39,958 Now, we have the old music teacher who decides, 1000 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,130 Now, we have the old music teacher who decides, 1001 00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:42,020 after two lessons, 1002 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,670 that young Pyotr Ilyich know 10 times as much as he does 1003 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,230 that young Pyotr Ilyich know 10 times as much as he does 1004 00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:46,210 and decides, after that point, 1005 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,382 to call this five year old kid, 1006 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,030 to call this five year old kid, 1007 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,190 with a buster brown haircut, maestro. 1008 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,094 But the conductor, famous for pompous who doesn't dig, 1009 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,140 But the conductor, famous for pompous who doesn't dig, 1010 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,806 won't play this cat-swinging music. 1011 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,150 won't play this cat-swinging music. 1012 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:57,140 He smokes Dutch cigars. 1013 00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:58,518 - Gotta go. 1014 00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,150 - Gotta go. 1015 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,210 - Wait a minute, 1016 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,080 I haven't down the horses yet. 1017 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:02,230 But I'm very big with the horses. 1018 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,220 But I'm very big with the horses. 1019 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,230 The pampered baroness, who is played to the hip by 1020 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,090 Helen Trotsky. 1021 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,220 She's got this black trotter with a white star 1022 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,654 in the middle of his head. 1023 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,100 in the middle of his head. 1024 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,060 And as he clumps through the streets of St. Petersburg 1025 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,366 with his legs flying. 1026 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,010 with his legs flying. 1027 00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,010 - Goodbye... 1028 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:17,078 and thank you. 1029 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,200 and thank you. 1030 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:19,160 - Put it down. 1031 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,140 - Why? 1032 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,790 - You're not taking that train. 1033 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,210 - You're not taking that train. 1034 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:22,200 - I am, Buz. 1035 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:24,060 - Tchaikovsky is the answer. 1036 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,502 His romance with the baroness, what's her name? 1037 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,040 His romance with the baroness, what's her name? 1038 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,170 Don't you dig? 1039 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,190 - Afraid not. 1040 00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:31,220 - Give me the bow tie back, professor. 1041 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,120 In a 40 year courtship, 1042 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:35,200 he only saw this chick once. 1043 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:35,638 They passed each other in their carriages, nodded, 1044 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:38,080 They passed each other in their carriages, nodded, 1045 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,350 and lived happily ever after. 1046 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,190 and lived happily ever after. 1047 00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,190 - I gotta be going. 1048 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,062 - Chicks dig things like this. 1049 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:45,180 - Chicks dig things like this. 1050 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,774 The baroness, what's her name, and Tchaikovsky. 1051 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,000 The baroness, what's her name, and Tchaikovsky. 1052 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,190 Sam and Ruthie. 1053 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:50,486 - Oh, I see. It's a joke. 1054 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,160 - Oh, I see. It's a joke. 1055 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:54,010 - Why does it have to be a joke? 1056 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:54,198 - When she sees me? 1057 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,180 - When she sees me? 1058 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,160 - She sees him. 1059 00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:57,910 - Oh, Buz, you better go buy some more popcorn. 1060 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:00,140 - Oh, Buz, you better go buy some more popcorn. 1061 00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:01,160 - It's insane. 1062 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:01,622 - Crazy. There's a difference. 1063 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,100 - Crazy. There's a difference. 1064 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,150 What have you got to lose? 1065 00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:09,047 - Wouldn't work. 1066 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:09,120 - Wouldn't work. 1067 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:11,210 - It worked for Tchaikovsky. 1068 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,150 - Sam. 1069 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,030 If you think about it, 1070 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,183 what have you got to lose? 1071 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,080 what have you got to lose? 1072 00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:23,895 [somber music] 1073 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,080 [somber music] 1074 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:35,031 [somber instrumental music] 1075 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:38,090 [somber instrumental music] 1076 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,455 - She'll be here any time now. 1077 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,050 - She'll be here any time now. 1078 00:34:43,070 --> 00:34:44,200 I ever let this happen. 1079 00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,167 - This is about as far out as you can get, Buz. 1080 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,050 - This is about as far out as you can get, Buz. 1081 00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:49,000 - Relax, will you? Relax. 1082 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:49,879 - Flower. Get the flower. 1083 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:50,160 - Flower. Get the flower. 1084 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,200 - How do I get roped into these things? 1085 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,591 I must be a foreign pigeon. 1086 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,190 I must be a foreign pigeon. 1087 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,140 - I can't understand Ruthie agreeing. 1088 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,130 - I told you. 1089 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:57,303 Girls like things like this. 1090 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,190 Girls like things like this. 1091 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:04,727 [dramatic instrumental music] 1092 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:05,090 [dramatic instrumental music] 1093 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,130 Easy. Easy. 1094 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:19,575 Everything's gonna be all right. 1095 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:22,150 Everything's gonna be all right. 1096 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,287 [dramatic instrumental music] 1097 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,120 [dramatic instrumental music] 1098 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:00,408 - Ruthie. 1099 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:01,010 - Ruthie. 1100 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:07,832 [kids shouting] 1101 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,100 [kids shouting] 1102 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,170 Thank you, Ruthie, 1103 00:36:21,190 --> 00:36:22,220 but I still don't think Brian Aherne 1104 00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:22,680 has anything to worry about. 1105 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,070 has anything to worry about. 1106 00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:26,392 You're beautiful. 1107 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,070 You're beautiful. 1108 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,104 You're more beautiful than I ever imagined. 1109 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:31,190 You're more beautiful than I ever imagined. 1110 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,150 Yes, 1111 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,816 it was sorta silly, 1112 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:34,060 it was sorta silly, 1113 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,200 but how else would you've really believed me? 1114 00:36:37,210 --> 00:36:37,528 I haven't been fooling you all this time. 1115 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,090 I haven't been fooling you all this time. 1116 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,240 [Sam giggling] 1117 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,000 [Sam giggling] 1118 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,140 All right, Ruthie. 1119 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:48,664 I'll call you tomorrow. 1120 00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:50,120 I'll call you tomorrow. 1121 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:52,376 - I guess this makes us the Cupid brothers. 1122 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,110 - I guess this makes us the Cupid brothers. 1123 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,088 - Stupid brothers. 1124 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:56,230 - Stupid brothers. 1125 00:36:59,170 --> 00:36:59,800 - What's with you? 1126 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,020 - What's with you? 1127 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,000 - Nothing. 1128 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,120 Now Sam will get a new phone 1129 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:03,512 and he'll go back to being the Don Juan of AT&T. 1130 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:06,040 and he'll go back to being the Don Juan of AT&T. 1131 00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:07,225 I love stories with happy endings. 1132 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,010 I love stories with happy endings. 1133 00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:13,100 - Boy, I'm happy. 1134 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,649 I feel like a new man, no kidding. 1135 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,120 I feel like a new man, no kidding. 1136 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:18,361 Ruthie was really pleased with my appearance. 1137 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,220 Ruthie was really pleased with my appearance. 1138 00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:22,073 I mean, your appearance. 1139 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:22,220 I mean, your appearance. 1140 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:25,785 How do you thank somebody 1141 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:26,170 How do you thank somebody 1142 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:29,497 for following the way they look? 1143 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,000 for following the way they look? 1144 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,170 - Forget it. 1145 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:33,209 [dramatic music] 1146 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,120 [dramatic music] 1147 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:44,090 [whistling] 1148 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:44,345 - Hi. 1149 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,050 - Hi. 1150 00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:47,060 - Hi. 1151 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:59,193 I'm sorry I blew up like that. 1152 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,030 I'm sorry I blew up like that. 1153 00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:01,040 - Forget it. 1154 00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:06,190 Everybody's been shouting for lifeguard. 1155 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:06,617 Especially that Misses... 1156 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,130 Especially that Misses... 1157 00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:09,100 Shankel. 1158 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:10,329 Where you been? 1159 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,000 Where you been? 1160 00:38:12,010 --> 00:38:13,070 - Driving around. 1161 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,041 Chicago's a big town. 1162 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,010 Chicago's a big town. 1163 00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:17,753 I stopped for gas. 1164 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:18,090 I stopped for gas. 1165 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:21,050 Picked up a bunch of maps. 1166 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:21,465 Fella in a gas station said 1167 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,170 Fella in a gas station said 1168 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:25,177 Wisconsin is great this time of year. 1169 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:25,190 Wisconsin is great this time of year. 1170 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,889 - We just got here. 1171 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:30,050 - We just got here. 1172 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,601 - Yeah, I'd still like to see Wisconsin. 1173 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,110 - Yeah, I'd still like to see Wisconsin. 1174 00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:36,314 - What's with you? 1175 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,220 - What's with you? 1176 00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:40,026 - Your Tchaikovsky and the baroness bit stinks. 1177 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:43,000 - Your Tchaikovsky and the baroness bit stinks. 1178 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,738 That's what's with me. 1179 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:44,120 That's what's with me. 1180 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:47,130 You don't seem to realize what a really sick thing this is. 1181 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:47,450 While you were worrying about Sam, 1182 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,030 While you were worrying about Sam, 1183 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,130 did you think about the girl? 1184 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:51,162 Did you see her? 1185 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:51,170 Did you see her? 1186 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,090 I mean, really see her. 1187 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,210 She's young and vital. 1188 00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:54,874 Trapped by a stupid lie and an empty relationship. 1189 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:58,586 Trapped by a stupid lie and an empty relationship. 1190 00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,010 Trapped by a stupid lie and an empty relationship. 1191 00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,180 - She doesn't have to be trapped. 1192 00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:06,010 - Fella in the gas station says 1193 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:06,110 - Fella in the gas station says 1194 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:09,722 you haven't lived unless you've seen Wisconsin. 1195 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:10,100 you haven't lived unless you've seen Wisconsin. 1196 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:24,570 I want to see her again. 1197 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,050 I want to see her again. 1198 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:31,994 How can I feel like that? 1199 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:33,070 How can I feel like that? 1200 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:35,200 I only saw her for 30 seconds. 1201 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:39,418 - Feel like what? 1202 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:40,160 - Feel like what? 1203 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:46,060 - As though I've been moving toward her my whole life 1204 00:39:46,070 --> 00:39:46,842 without even knowing it. 1205 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:48,070 without even knowing it. 1206 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,230 She's like something out of a dream 1207 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,266 I can't even remember having. 1208 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,090 I can't even remember having. 1209 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:57,978 - What about Sam? 1210 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:58,010 - What about Sam? 1211 00:39:58,030 --> 00:40:00,140 - He'd get the same kick out of a long playing record. 1212 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,690 What does he know about her? 1213 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:02,050 What does he know about her? 1214 00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:04,060 - What do you know about her? 1215 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,220 You talk about Sam. 1216 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,120 At least he's been speaking to her on the phone 1217 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,010 for I don't know how long. 1218 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,115 You've got a fast 30 seconds of just seeing her. 1219 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,100 You've got a fast 30 seconds of just seeing her. 1220 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,827 - Don't ask me to make logic out of it. 1221 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:13,190 - Don't ask me to make logic out of it. 1222 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,230 - But you insist on logic from Sam, right? 1223 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:16,539 - Okay, drop it! 1224 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,070 - Okay, drop it! 1225 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,963 - You were saying how sick he is. 1226 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,170 - You were saying how sick he is. 1227 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,120 Sam and his illusion. 1228 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,387 You're hung up the same way he is, man. 1229 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:32,090 You're hung up the same way he is, man. 1230 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,200 - It's different. 1231 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,099 - Why? 1232 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,050 - Why? 1233 00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:38,100 Because it happened to you? 1234 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:38,811 [dramatic music] 1235 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,060 [dramatic music] 1236 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,030 Okay. 1237 00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:56,080 Let's see if the gas station attendant 1238 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,371 really knew what he was talking about. 1239 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,130 really knew what he was talking about. 1240 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:03,060 - I wanna see her again. 1241 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,110 Where does she work? 1242 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:04,795 - I don't know. 1243 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:05,180 - I don't know. 1244 00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:08,507 - Ask Sam where she is. 1245 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,140 - Ask Sam where she is. 1246 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,200 - No. 1247 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,067 [dramatic instrumental music] 1248 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:30,200 [dramatic instrumental music] 1249 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:41,916 [women chatting] 1250 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:42,200 [women chatting] 1251 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,156 - Sure doesn't look like much of a place 1252 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:56,230 - Sure doesn't look like much of a place 1253 00:42:57,010 --> 00:42:58,150 for a cup of coffee, fellas. 1254 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,180 - You don't recognize it? 1255 00:42:59,190 --> 00:42:59,868 - Why should I? 1256 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:01,000 - Why should I? 1257 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,000 - You mail them 10 dollars and 70 cents 1258 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,581 the first of every month. 1259 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,030 the first of every month. 1260 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,293 - Ruthie works up there. 1261 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,080 - Ruthie works up there. 1262 00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:10,200 - What kind of a joke is that? 1263 00:43:10,210 --> 00:43:11,005 - The Tele-Quick answering service. 1264 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,110 - The Tele-Quick answering service. 1265 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,160 One flight up. 1266 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:14,717 - You're crazy. 1267 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:15,220 - You're crazy. 1268 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,230 You're both crazy. 1269 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:18,170 Leave me alone! 1270 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:18,429 "Come with us for a cup of coffee before we hit the road." 1271 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,100 "Come with us for a cup of coffee before we hit the road." 1272 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,090 Instead, you bring me here. 1273 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:22,141 What am I? Some ox that everybody plays jokes? 1274 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,180 What am I? Some ox that everybody plays jokes? 1275 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,853 - Come on. 1276 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,000 - Come on. 1277 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,050 - You let me alone or I'll kill you! 1278 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:29,000 - Sam, Ruthie's up there waiting for you. 1279 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:29,565 - You told her about me. 1280 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:30,180 - You told her about me. 1281 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,150 - I did. 1282 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,277 - What she waiting for? 1283 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,060 - What she waiting for? 1284 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,020 For a clown to show up with his baggy pants 1285 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:36,989 and his nose that lights up? 1286 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,110 and his nose that lights up? 1287 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,090 - Sam. 1288 00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:43,050 - You! 1289 00:43:43,070 --> 00:43:44,413 [grunting] 1290 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,120 [grunting] 1291 00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:51,837 - Sam, do you think we brought you here just to shame you? 1292 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:52,170 - Sam, do you think we brought you here just to shame you? 1293 00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:54,170 - I thought you were the last guy in the world 1294 00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:55,549 to pull something like that. 1295 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,050 to pull something like that. 1296 00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:58,190 I wish I could die. 1297 00:43:59,170 --> 00:43:59,261 - You're already dead. 1298 00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:01,100 - You're already dead. 1299 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,973 Except for those few moments in the morning on the phone, 1300 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:03,190 Except for those few moments in the morning on the phone, 1301 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:06,070 you're as dead as a doornail. 1302 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:10,397 Sam, 1303 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:11,220 Sam, 1304 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:14,080 why would we wanna hurt you? 1305 00:44:14,090 --> 00:44:14,109 Why? 1306 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,040 Why? 1307 00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:21,533 - She'd laugh herself sick at me. 1308 00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:24,010 - She'd laugh herself sick at me. 1309 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:25,160 - Try her and see. 1310 00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:25,245 - You saw her. 1311 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,040 - You saw her. 1312 00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:28,190 What would a girl like that want with a clown like- 1313 00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:28,957 - Who says you're a clown? 1314 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,000 - Who says you're a clown? 1315 00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:32,670 - I wouldn't know what to say to her. 1316 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,150 - I wouldn't know what to say to her. 1317 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:35,020 - You've talked to her for a year and a half on the phone. 1318 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,382 - Feeding her a line of bull for a year and a half. 1319 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,080 - Feeding her a line of bull for a year and a half. 1320 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,070 - She told me sometimes you take a half an hour 1321 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,094 to tell her how the street looked 1322 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:40,200 to tell her how the street looked 1323 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,120 at 5 o'clock in the morning. 1324 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,180 Empty. 1325 00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:43,806 Waiting for something with a heartbeat 1326 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,070 Waiting for something with a heartbeat 1327 00:44:45,090 --> 00:44:47,050 to come along and give it life. 1328 00:44:47,070 --> 00:44:47,518 Or about how you saw a blind man sitting in a broken chair, 1329 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:50,130 Or about how you saw a blind man sitting in a broken chair, 1330 00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,230 turning his face toward where he thought the sun might be. 1331 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,200 turning his face toward where he thought the sun might be. 1332 00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:54,942 Or a child standing silent and alone 1333 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,100 Or a child standing silent and alone 1334 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,654 as if the joy and fury of being a child 1335 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,130 as if the joy and fury of being a child 1336 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:02,050 had left him for a moment 1337 00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:02,366 and the solemnity of being a human being 1338 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,190 and the solemnity of being a human being 1339 00:45:04,210 --> 00:45:06,078 had caught him unawares. 1340 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:06,200 had caught him unawares. 1341 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,790 Or the face of an old woman on the subway, 1342 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:10,060 Or the face of an old woman on the subway, 1343 00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:12,150 whose beauty was greater now at 80 1344 00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:13,502 than it ever could have been at 19. 1345 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,030 than it ever could have been at 19. 1346 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,214 And who knew it, but both pride and regret. 1347 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,180 And who knew it, but both pride and regret. 1348 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:20,926 Not me, with my phony carnation, Sam, 1349 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:23,170 Not me, with my phony carnation, Sam, 1350 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:24,638 and not Brian Aherne. 1351 00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:25,120 and not Brian Aherne. 1352 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,180 That man on the phone, 1353 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,350 that's the man she fell in love with. 1354 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:30,010 that's the man she fell in love with. 1355 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:32,050 - How could she be in love with me? 1356 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:33,020 - Sam, 1357 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,774 when somebody offers you love, 1358 00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:36,050 when somebody offers you love, 1359 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:39,486 you don't start examining it like a herring in a fish store. 1360 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,100 you don't start examining it like a herring in a fish store. 1361 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,140 Go on upstairs to Ruthie. 1362 00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:46,910 [dramatic music] 1363 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:47,050 [dramatic music] 1364 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,110 - What can I say to her? 1365 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:05,471 - Sam, 1366 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,080 - Sam, 1367 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,010 when I helped those bums with the speaker, 1368 00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:09,183 I inherited you, 1369 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,110 I inherited you, 1370 00:46:10,130 --> 00:46:12,895 but I can't climb those stairs for you. 1371 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:13,180 but I can't climb those stairs for you. 1372 00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:31,455 [train clunking] 1373 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,190 [train clunking] 1374 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:38,879 [somber music] 1375 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,220 [somber music] 1376 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,575 - Ruthie is at the switchboard, Mr. Frazier. 1377 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:10,070 - Ruthie is at the switchboard, Mr. Frazier. 1378 00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:15,392 - I guess, I did the same thing you did, Sam. 1379 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:18,190 - I guess, I did the same thing you did, Sam. 1380 00:48:29,090 --> 00:48:30,230 - Aren't you gonna wait? 1381 00:48:31,010 --> 00:48:32,060 - Nope. 1382 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:33,952 - We'll never know if it worked out. 1383 00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:34,110 - We'll never know if it worked out. 1384 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,070 - True. 1385 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:41,160 - The other one's name was Mrs. Susan Worth? 1386 00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:41,376 - Three kids and supremely happy. 1387 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,080 - Three kids and supremely happy. 1388 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:45,088 - Well, can't win them all. 1389 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,140 - Well, can't win them all. 1390 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:48,800 - I have a feeling you're about to be profound. 1391 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,220 - I have a feeling you're about to be profound. 1392 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,512 - It's entirely possible. 1393 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,030 - It's entirely possible. 1394 00:48:53,050 --> 00:48:55,180 [upbeat music] 1395 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:11,073 [upbeat piano music] 1396 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:11,190 [upbeat piano music] 1397 00:49:58,090 --> 00:49:59,329 [dramatic music] 1398 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,030 [dramatic music] 1399 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:13,303 [END CREDITS] 96433