All language subtitles for Rennschwein.Rudi.Ruessel.S02E06.German.WEBRip.x264-JuniorTV.en

That's me, Fritz.

And this is Rudi, my best friend.

My name is Ayla.

For a girl, she is really nice.

This is my dad, Daniel.

He is totally cool.

And this is my mom, Semra.

The two have fallen in love.

Melinda does not like Rudi.

She's such a girly girl.

Hey, she is my sister.

We all live in the house of
Grandma Betty and Grandpa Oskar.

Grandma is trying hard
to act like the boss, but

she makes the most
delicious potato pancakes.

And grandpa, he is always on
our side and never complains.

Here in Engelsbach, there's
always something going on.

And we're always fully involved.

Oh yes, and Rudi?

Rudi is the fastest pig in the world.

Are you going to Fritz?

Yes, we want to play football.

Ayla looks at my math homework.

And then she will tear me apart
again because something is wrong.

Hey, Lina.

Hi, Nic.

Hello, Ayla.

I just told Nic how you
always torture me with math.

I'm also really bad at math.

Really?

If you want, I can also
torture you sometime.

Um, I mean, they help in math.

Um, yeah, maybe.

Hey, Fritz!

Hey, Nic.

Look what Grandpa built.

A pig flap.

Yes, so that Rudi doesn't
always have to struggle

through below when
he wants to get in or out.

Cool.

Where is he then?

Uh, over there.

Hey, Rudi, come here!

Rudi, now have a look at
what Grandpa has built for you.

A cool pig hatch.

Is anything wrong?

Do you not feel well?

Hey, what's going on?

Maybe I'm just bored.

Well, that can be changed.

Why are you cutting off the edge, Kate?

He is tough.

He's not tough.

Try some real German bread.

That is world green.

Oh my God, that tastes terrible.

I'll try that as well.

Are you looking for something?

Yes, yes, my ring.

Your engagement ring?

Yeah, somehow I've lost
my way, but I'll find it again.

Oh, that is not a good omen.

A friend of mine also lost her
engagement ring before the wedding.

Yes, and?

The lightning struck their shared house.

And then they had to go
into debt for the repairs.

And then they quarreled so badly,

that they broke up before the wedding.

Yes, you think it was all
because of the lost ring, or what?

Who knows, the fiancé
of a colleague of mine has

also lost his engagement
ring before the wedding.

And shortly thereafter, met another
woman and fell in love with her.

Yes, what does that
have to do with the ring?

Yes, this other woman
could indeed without the ring

not knowing that he was already taken.

Oh, what a tragedy.

And all because the man lost his ring.

I'm looking in the bedroom.

Yes, what?

You should find the ring
again as soon as possible.

Definitely.

Otherwise, maybe a
catastrophe will happen.

So, the area of a
triangle is calculated by...

Um, by...

Yes?

I believe...

I think you have a crush on Nick.

What?

Why's that then?

I saw how you looked at him.

How so?

Well, well.

You're crazy.

I didn't look at it that way at all.

You certainly did.

If you want, Nick, I can
torture you sometime.

That was totally embarrassing.

You like him, huh?

Could be.

Maybe.

Yes, okay, a little bit.

Well, then you definitely need
to get to know him a little better.

So, how?

He's always hanging out with Fritz.

We'll just go there.

Wait, wait.

We are not even finished
with math exercises yet.

To love, you must be
ready to make sacrifices.

Come.

What on earth is wrong with you?

Would you like a chewing gum?

Then you can make giant bubbles.

Huh?

Are you crazy?

So, what are you doing?

Something is up with Rudi.

He has no desire at all.

Come on, Rudi, get the ball.

He is not a dog.

I mean, he wanted to eat.

But he doesn't seem to have any pain.

What then?

No idea.

Grandma already called
Dr. Ludwig, but he wasn't there.

I have an idea.

Fritz and I go inside and
look it up on the Internet,

whether we can find a disease
there that Rudi might have.

Why you and I?

Because...

Because I once had a hamster and
therefore I have experience with pets.

And Ayla should stay
here and take care of Rudi.

Well, come on.

Really?

My neighbor is already driving at 16?

Already.

So, what does he have?

Rudi just lies around,
often has no desire.

Doesn't want to eat and
somehow seems so sad.

Oh oh, that sounds a lot like heartbreak.

Rudi?

Yes, why not?

A pig is, after all, just another human.

Kate is right.

The symptoms clearly
indicate heartbreak.

So, when I'm heartbroken, I
also don't feel like doing anything.

Eat nothing, just lie around
and listen to sad love songs.

It was the same with Dad,
when he had a crush on Simre.

See?

But because of whom should
Rudi have a broken heart?

He doesn't even know
any other pig at all.

That's exactly what it is.

He longs for a girlfriend.

I can't imagine that.

You're just a bit too small for that.

Believe us, Rudi needs a girlfriend.

Heartbreak?

Another explanation for Rudi's
behavior we have not found.

Sorry guys, but that is a pig.

So what?

Why should only humans
have something like that?

Melinda and Kate said that we
should look for a girlfriend for Rudi.

And Rudi seems to think so too.

Should we look for a
girlfriend for you, Rudi?

Let's just give it a try.

Yes, and how?

We simply ask at the farms in the area,

if they can make us look like a little sow.

When it comes to making connections,
you Muslims are really great.

How did you imagine that?

Sorry, our pig is lovesick.

Could you maybe lend us a small pig?

Does anyone perhaps
have a better idea?

Well then, let's go Nick.

We ask Engelsbach
and their Hope Mountain.

Grandma is supposed to
watch Rudi for that long.

Let's both go together.

Why though?

Well, because we've already
found out what's wrong with Rudi.

We are a good team.

Wait a minute, Fritz, I still
need to tell you something.

What's going on?

Tell me, don't you notice that?

What?

Well Lena, she's totally into you.

Do you always have
to be so conspicuous?

Nick will certainly notice that.

Nonsense.

Guys don't notice things like that.

Oh nonsense.

And why does she want
to go with you all the time?

Where to?

And now again?

Do you really think so?

100 percent.

Crap, I don't want anything from you.

Then you should
damn well pay attention.

What should I do now?

Talk to him.

About what, then?

Oh, you'll think of something.

Just be yourself.

Come on.

And, all clear?

Then it can start.

Are you looking for something?

Yes, my engagement ring.

Is it gone?

That is not good at all.

Now you don't start telling me
that such things bring bad luck.

I know a couple, they have separated,

because he had lost
his engagement ring.

And, has a lightning bolt struck
inside you or has he met a new woman?

Neither nor.

The woman was just so mad
at the guy that she left him.

She said, whoever doesn't
take care of their ring

can also take less care of children.

Sembra was also quite angry.

Yes!

Got him.

My nail clipper.

I've been looking for that one for weeks.

Poor Rudi.

If you don't even eat my potato pancakes,
then there must really be something wrong.

Is it true that all girls in Europe
have hair under their arms?

No.

How did you come up with that?

Someone once told me.

So, if you have hair
under your arms in America

have, then the boys find you disgusting.

Disgusting.

This is actually a Muslim
custom, to remove the hair.

So I will have no problems with that.

Hey, you need to learn
how to order a coffee.

What should be so difficult about that?

I'll just say, one coffee, please.

Small, medium, large, mid-Milch,
normal or low-fat, coffee or cappuccino,

single or double shot, with coffee,
in or without, to drink here or to go.

Man, I just want a coffee.

Vergiss es, Zucker.

And, what else do you do
besides playing football?

Blow a bubble with chewing gum.

Don't you have any hobbies?

Yes.

Yes?

Which ones?

Playing football.

Have you applied for the
language trip to Birmingham?

Mhm.

Hey, me too.

Maybe we'll go there together.

That would be great, wouldn't it?

Yes, I think I'll tell you, I wouldn't
leave you alone for so long after all.

That's only two weeks.

Well then, two weeks.

I think I'd rather withdraw my application.

Is better.

Too bad.

We would have certainly
gotten along great.

Yes, I don't know.

I can sometimes be really argumentative.

You?

You're always so nice.

That's misleading.

But...

I can also be really aggressive
when I'm upset about something.

Really?

Exactly like me.

That's funny.

Birmingham, freak out.

We are quite similar.

Uh, no.

Imagine how happy Rudi would be,

if we would bring him a pork chop.

I mean, after all
everybody needs someone,

one can think of when
lying in bed at night.

So, when I lie in bed at
night, all I have left is sleep.

And if you can't sleep sometimes?

Is there no one you think of?

However.

There is someone.

And whom?

Cristiano Ronaldo.

The football player?

He is the greatest.

Dad?

Here.

Look what I found.

The ring?

No, my fountain pen.

I've been looking for that one for weeks.

It was under the bed and
also in the machete, I believe.

What are you doing there?

I unscrew the siphon.

Perhaps the ring has fallen into the sink.

That may be true.

I took that off yesterday.

Then I placed it there.

Then I took the soap.

Then I turned on the water.

Hey!

And then I got dressed again.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure.

Then he can't be in there either.

No, but keep looking.

Perhaps you will find the second cufflink.

He is also gone.

Yes, I know that Dr. Ludwig is out all day.

But just tell him, it's about Rudi.

Yes, then he already knows.

Goodbye.

Pfff...

Pig.

Hello Ayla, it's me.

Yes, we found a pig.

The farmer said we could
borrow the pig for a day.

It is totally cute and
it's called the Glinde.

Okay, see you soon.

You can simply buy weapons in America.

Of course.

And then carry them around.

Yes.

But you have to put
alcohol in paper bags.

Yes.

But you have to put
alcohol in paper bags.

For that, you have
four different trash bins.

One for paper, one for plastic, one for
organic waste and one for normal waste.

Yes, and?

That's good, to do
something for the environment.

Yes, but at the same time, Germany is
the only country in the world where you can

can drive as fast as you
want on the highways.

Let's rather talk about
the really interesting things.

Jungs.

What are they like in America?

What do I need to consider?

Eine Lektion.

The boys are the same everywhere.

But the rules are different everywhere.

Look, they like each other.

Like?

But it's not enough.

You need to get to know each other first.

It's like with humans.

Exactly.

Sometimes it just takes a while for
feelings to develop from one another.

Can't we go play some
soccer in the meantime?

Maybe we should perfume
her a little like Glinda.

Woe.

Maybe the two just
want to remain friends.

Would be okay too.

No.

Staying friends comes only after love.

How do you want to know that?

From the television.

Whenever a couple has
broken up, they always say.

One of the two, come
on let's stay friends.

So first they have to kiss.

Do pigs kiss?

In any case, the boy
must make the first move.

That's what my brother said.

And he's already playing
in the Bill youth team.

He must know it.

Doesn't look like they're
about to start making out.

I got it.

We just need to arrange
for a bit of romance.

Oh.

Huh?

Do you have a ring?

No, but a CD that had
been missing for a year.

Oh great.

I found 21... 23 cents.

Yes.

Dad, I think I give up.

And if you buy a new ring, that
looks just like the old one and her,

then you say you have found him again?

Do you think I should lie to Semra?

That is a misfortune.

Then she would have
to feel better again.

Ah, oops, Papa.

Well, I want to have the real ring back.

I do not want to lie to Semra either.

I still need to keep looking.

Dad, where is our red lamp?

Ah, in the basement.

What do you need them for?

For Rudi.

That is a... heat lamp.

Is he cold, or?

No, but maybe it's not
romantic enough for him.

Ah, she's back again.

I'll take them for now.

Yes?

Tell me, how was it with Nic?

Well, I would probably have better
chances if I were Cristiano Ronaldo.

Huh?

Well, I mean, he only talked about
soccer and blew bubblegum bubbles.

So what?

That's just how boys are.

You must keep at it.

Do you really mean it?

Sure.

You know, Fritz was kind of strange.

He was completely unfriendly.

Almost as if he wanted
something from me.

Fritz?

Yes, when boys want
something from a girl,

are they unfriendly and dismissive.

You are right.

Lena wants something from me.

Oh dear.

She was really annoying.

Want to go on a bike
tour and do all that stuff.

Corrosive.

Just watch out.

I was just able to prevent it.

Thought I'd have more luck with Ayla.

Is really cool.

Uh, yes.

So for girls, I mean.

Hey, I have them.

Okay.

Also,

when a boy invites
you for lunch or coffee

invites, then that doesn't mean much yet.

That's how it always starts.

Aha.

And for dinner?

That means you could
become something.

That's good for the second date.

But only during the week.

Huh?

Why?

Well, a date on the weekend is
at the earliest by the third time.

That is to say, you all
might become something.

Okay, then I have to
write everything down.

Some US girls have their
weekends booked months in advance.

If you have time too quickly,
it looks like you need it.

Ah, and the goodbyes after
a date are very important.

What do I need to pay attention to?

Kisses only after the second date.

And just on the cheeks.

And when will we get down to business?

After the third date.

But only if it was on an
evening and on a weekend.

Then you're as good as together.

And then the boy expects a kiss.

But whether he gets one is still up to me.

And how does it continue after the kiss?

Well, after the kiss...

Wow, good that you
are telling me all this.

I'd be completely lost
otherwise in America.

Gern geschehen, Liebling.

That's not going to work.

That's just because of the Turkish music.

I find her beautiful.

This one is better.

Maybe Rudiok is just too shy.

Maybe we should just shut up for once.

The flap is great.

Yes, and?

There are still the great kings of David.

Shall I put the small glass in there?

Yes, right?

But I will.

It's just a small kiss.

Yes, good.

I still have a couple of cookies inside.

This is still the hysteric.

Yes, but that's the advertisement.

Sure, but we still need to
add a couple more cookies.

Exactly.

And there we have
already made an agreement.

Exactly, we still need to take
a couple of cookies in there.

And the cookies in there.

Rudi has farted.

That is not very romantic.

Poor Sieglinde.

Well, I'm giving up.

Consider whether you
might actually buy a new ring.

Cookie crumbs.

What?

There are cookie crumbs on the floor.

Yes, then take the broom and tidy up.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yesterday evening the cookies
were still there, on my nightstand.

Could very well be that the
engagement ring was also there.

You mean, whoever has the
cookies might also have your ring?

Will also be possible.

I know only one person who makes
such a mess when eating cookies.

Rudi.

Rudi.

So, when my parents are in a romantic
mood, they want to have their peace.

Just like my mom and Daniel.

And then they always giggle like that...

Mine always put in a DVD too.

Harry Potter or something.

As long films as possible.

So, I think my parents
are never romantic.

Well, hopefully you are
different in that regard.

I mean, it would be a shame
if you got to know a girl.

In any case, you should not fart.

Maybe Rudi and Sieglinde
also want to have their peace.

That's right.

It's stupid when you're
stared at all the time.

If you mean me, I'm not staring at you?

I didn't even tell you that.

Um, Fritz is right.

We should leave the two of them alone.

I just want you to feel better again, Rudi.

Then we can play soccer now.

Yes.

Or spin the bottle.

Super.

What?

Are you crazy?

No way.

Cookies.

Then he is in the workshop.

Understood.

Here are more cookies.

He struck, though.

Here are more cookies.

And there too.

You've set yourself up a
little secret hiding place here.

Why are there suddenly two pigs?

Yes, Betty mentioned that the children
want to find a girlfriend for Rudi.

That must be her.

Rudi gobbles up everything he
can get his hands on in the house.

If Betty has not yet
discovered the hiding place

has, then that is a
very good hiding place.

Mine always finds her.

I find my ring now as well.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, Rudi has diarrhea.

You know, Rudi, he also
doesn't get as many sweets.

No.

Look there.

Dad!

There is my ring!

Dad!

There is my ring!

Rudi must have fed him
together with the cookies.

Not a word to Semra.

Who knows what kind
of nonsense this is again.

Such shit.

They are gone.

Rudi?

Rudi?

Rudi?

Rudi?

Rudi?

Sieglinde?

Rudi?

Okay, we'll look back there.

Rudi?

Sieglinde?

Well, take a look in the workshop.

There sits Rudi with his girlfriend.

Had eaten something
bad, now it's all out.

I think I need to wash the
ring thoroughly with soap.

It would be better.

Rudi, there you are.

So, not a broken heart, but diarrhea.

Hey, it seems to have helped.

That's true.

Rudi looks completely healthy again.

Well, then the campaign
was a complete success.

I wouldn't have actually thought that.

Or was it really
something like heartbreak?

Well, it was more like... I really don't
know what you did with him, Sieglinde.

But it's always good
when a boy has a girlfriend.

That's what nature wants.

But that was...

Wow, new record.

Happy?

Ah, Doctor Ludwig.

Yes, Rudi was acting
so strange all day today.

No, he's completely healthy again.

One moment, are you sure?

For sure.

He had kind of a...

Heartache.

Semra!

Yes?

Look what I found again.

What luck.

Where was he then?

He hid himself really well.

Nothing stands in the way
of our wedding anymore.

No.

Oh, sorry, ich wollte dich nicht stören.

Hey.

Kate seems to have a
really good influence on

to have you when you
suddenly speak English.

I speak immediately only in English.

Or rather, American.

I am now prepared for anything.

Oh yeah, and from now
on my name is Melli, clear?

Melli?

Clear.

Okay, Melli, wir hätten
gerne etwas Kaffee, bitte.

Sure.

Small, medium, large, with milk,
normal, low-fat, coffee, cappuccino,

single or double shot, with caffeine
or without, drink here or to go.

Just two coffees?

Cool.

Luckily, you are healthy again, Rudi.

We have to return Sieglinde soon.

But if you want, we can invite her again.

Tell me, could it be that you
want something from Nic?

From Nic?

Me?

No.

Or could it be that Lena
wants something from me?

Lena?

From you?

How do you come up
with something like that?

Well, I was just thinking.

I can simply ask her.

No, don't do that.

Has Nic ever had a girlfriend?

No.

He is only interested in playing football.

Yes, and chewing gum bubbles, I know.