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[reporter] The battalion,
calling themselves
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the Sons of Themyscira,
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violently crossed the border
into Pokolistan.
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The Sons are said to be working
at the behest
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of the rogue Amazonian
and reputed sorceress, Circe.
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Circe claims to be
the rightful heir to the throne
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of the perhaps mythical,
perhaps real,
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all-female island nation
of Themyscira.
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Inside sources claim
Circe has promised the Sons
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that once the downfall
of Pokolistan is achieved,
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she will lead them
to conquer Themyscira.
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I mean, seriously, Themyscira
is the sickest place ever.
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And then you tell me,
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"Oh, dude, only women
can live there"?
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[chuckles] What?
They're so sexist, bro.
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Word is they have
the most incredible waterfalls.
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I have this question
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for all the woke feminists
out there,
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why do only girls get
such cool waterfalls?
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All over the world,
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our rights as men
are being denigrated.
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- [switches off TV]
- What a bunch of clowns.
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Dangerous clowns.
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Pokolistan
is a friend of the US.
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Countries don't have friends
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After your decades
in the military, General Flag,
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I think you'd understand
that true friendship
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is built on petroleum deposits.
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Especially unmined ones
in a backward-ass country
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that's never taken advantage
of their natural resources.
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Princess Ilana Rostovic,
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the heir apparent to Pokolistan,
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is already negotiating
with the US for that oil.
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And if she's overthrown
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by some nutjob in a witch's hat,
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all bets are off.
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We need to help Rostovic.
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I thought Congress put a stop
to all Task Force X activities
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since your daughter outed you.
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[Waller] Technically,
Congress said
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A.R.G.U.S. can't use
incarcerated human beings
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as mission operatives
any longer.
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But what about beings
that aren't human?
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[door unlocks]
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Huh?
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What in the holy hell?
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[Waller] This is the Belle Reve
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Non-Human Internment Division.
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For over 50 years,
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only those
at the uppermost levels
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of security clearance
are aware of its existence.
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By using these prisoners,
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I think
we can arguably circumvent
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our new restrictions.
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Arguably? How?
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Congress said we can't use
human prisoners.
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These assholes aren't human.
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She's not human?
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[Waller] Is a corpse human?
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[sighs]
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- Who is she?
- We don't know.
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We call her The Bride.
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Who's Jason and the Argonauts?
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[Waller] A sociopath
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who calls himself
Dr. Phosphorus.
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He has irradiated skin
he can use
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to burn through people
and objects.
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Well, how does that radiation
affect the people around him?
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If you don't sleep
in the same room with him,
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the effects should be minimal.
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- Minimal?
- Consider it a free vasectomy.
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[choking]
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[Flag] What is that thing?
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[Waller] The Weasel.
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It's one of the few soldiers
still alive
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from Project Starfish
in Corto Maltese.
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So we know it has
what it takes to survive.
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Sorry.
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I didn't mean
to intimate anything
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about your son, Flag.
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When he died in Corto Maltese,
he died a hero.
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That one looks like
a discontinued dishwasher.
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[Waller] That dishwasher
killed over 300 Nazis
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in World War II.
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I would have dismantled it,
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but I thought
it might come in use someday.
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It's known as G.I. Robot.
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Last one is Nina Mazursky.
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What use is she
walking around in a fishbowl?
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Get her in water
it's a different story.
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She's the smartest
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and most reasonable
of the bunch.
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She might be able to help you
keep the rest of them in line.
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[alarm blaring]
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- [screams]
- [snarls]
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[growls]
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[all groaning]
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[all thud]
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This is your new
task force, Flag.
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Let's call it Task Force M.
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M for monster.
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Also known as...
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[theme music playing]
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There's an Osprey waiting
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to take you directly
to the castle
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to protect Princess Rostovic
from Circe and her forces.
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[door opens and closes]
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I know you all
aren't exactly enthusiastic
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about this mission.
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- But...
- [groans]
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General, I believe
you've read us wrong.
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We're delighted to be here
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and delighted
to serve our country.
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Okay. Uh, great.
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- Are you smiling?
- Yes.
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- Sarcastically?
- Mmm-hmm.
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[chitters]
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G.I. Robot is detecting unease.
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Could he be, G.I. Robot asks,
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in fear of being discovered
as Nazi scum?
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No. Put your arm...
Your gun down.
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He's not a Nazi.
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Child killer, though.
Not a great look.
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Supposedly, he had
a bad experience
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the last trip he took
on this Osprey, that's all.
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Are we in goddamn Pokolistan?
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You've been here before?
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[groans] Fucking hell.
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["My Gypsy Auto Pilot" playing]
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♪ I came back
To my hometown incognito ♪
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♪ To forget about it all ♪
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- ♪ Suddenly I heard
- [chorus] ♪ Hey there papito ♪
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♪ You don't ever give a call ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Remember we used to
Skip school together ♪
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♪ Said to me drunk girl
Police man... ♪
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Looks like the Princess
has imported security.
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♪ I've been skipping school
Since then, yeah... ♪
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[Weasel grunting]
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Calm down.
We'll be there soon.
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Oh, my God, is he pissing?
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He's pissing!
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You son of a bitch!
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Gah! It's on my leg!
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Look at the satisfied look
on his face.
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No one thought
to take him out for a walk
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after a long trip?
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You better not be looking
at me right now.
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♪ And the key
To my gypsy auto pilot ♪
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♪ And my story to tell, hey! ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ And we laugh ♪
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♪ And we cry ♪
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♪ And then we said
"Okay, What's next?" ♪
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♪ But to uncover
Rules of life ♪
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♪ And how to break them well ♪
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♪ And the key to your gonzo
Turbo gypsy auto pilot ♪
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♪ And your story to tell ♪
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♪ Story to tell ♪
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Looks like the gene pool
was above ground
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and inflatable,
if you know what I mean.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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I wonder what this princess
is going to look like...
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Oh.
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[scoffs]
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[Ilana] Richard Bill Flag, Sr.
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So wonderful to be meeting you.
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Yes, you too.
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- Your middle name is Bill?
- Yes.
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- Not, like, William?
- No.
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- Whose middle name is Bill?
- Mine! Okay?
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Princess Rostovic,
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it's an honor.
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This is not the kind of bow
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we do in Pokolistan,
Mr. Richard Flag.
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So, unfortunately,
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- we have to kill you.
- What?
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- Alexi.
- I am sorry.
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We must only do sacred,
customary bow in this castle.
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Everyone, murder this man.
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What? Hold on a minute.
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No one briefed me
on what kind of bow...
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[laughs]
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[all laughing]
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Alexi. [chuckles]
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They're... How do you say it?
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Messing on you?
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I am making joke! [laughs]
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For a minute, I think
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you're going to make mess
in your pants, huh?
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[laughs]
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I was never gonna...
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Very close to messing his plans.
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I wasn't even in the vicinity
of doing that.
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We are so much
like Americans, yes?
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Ooh, we pull pranks
like Jamie Kennedy Experiment.
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We do the Super Bowl shovel!
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We like to say "Wazzup?"
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Well, you're certainly current
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with your popular
cultural references.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Sarcastic smile.
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Now, I have question
for you, Skeleton.
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Where's the beef?
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[laughs]
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Clara Peller,
one of the greats...
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Enough, Alexi.
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We've prepared
a banquet for you,
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our honored guests.
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[Weasel chitters softly]
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[Weasel chomping]
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They've been living
on prison grub
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for quite some time.
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Forgive their manners,
Your Highness.
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Just Ilana's fine.
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We don't stand on ceremony here.
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Oh, okay.
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Then... Sure.
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You've sampled this prison grub?
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[chuckles] Just seeing it
is enough
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to give me the collywobbles,
Your High...
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Ilana.
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[laughs] Their manners
do not bother me.
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I love seeing friends
enjoying themselves.
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[woman groaning]
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[Ilana] That is the Queen.
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Poor, sweet mother.
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She has not been self
for some long time now.
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- [groans]
- Yes, Mother. Of course.
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She says she's pleased
you're here.
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Oh.
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You see why I'm taking care
of Pokolistan's affairs?
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Even though it won't
quite be official until...
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You know.
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[Queen groans]
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You're welcome, Mother.
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I love you, too.
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- G.I. Robot?
- Yes, Miss Nina.
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Would you like
anything? Diesel?
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Some diesel fuel, please,
for our robot friend.
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Yes, madam.
Right away, madam.
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[Ilana chuckles]
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Mmm. It is
a beautiful evening, isn't it?
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I do not enjoy landscapes
devoid of dead Nazis,
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- Miss Nina.
- Oh.
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Can Miss Nina and G.I. Robot
be killing Nazis soon?
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Miss Waller promised
it would be soon.
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It's been oh so long
since G.I. Robot
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has sent Nazis
back to hell where they belong.
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I think you will be, soon.
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G.I. Robot would like
to kill Nazis with you.
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Would you like to kill Nazis
with G.I. Robot?
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If I killed Nazis with anyone,
it would certainly be you,
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G.I. Robot.
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Oh, my.
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G.I. Robot has been waiting
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for a friend to kill Nazis with
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for 74 years, 23 days
and 52 minutes.
259
00:12:03,769 --> 00:12:05,561
I hope we aren't
too much of an intrusion.
260
00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:08,022
Our only goal here
is to keep you safe, Ilana.
261
00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:09,899
I'm happy to have the company.
262
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,151
Even that one?
263
00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:14,238
[laughs]
264
00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:16,698
Why was he in prison?
265
00:12:16,699 --> 00:12:18,866
Uh, supposedly murdered
266
00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,993
- twenty-seven children.
- Oh.
267
00:12:20,994 --> 00:12:22,245
He hasn't shown
268
00:12:22,246 --> 00:12:23,663
any violent tendencies
since then,
269
00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:25,331
so I wouldn't fret.
270
00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:27,041
I also wouldn't invite
the school choir
271
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,418
to the castle while he's here.
272
00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:29,627
[laughs]
273
00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:31,796
Oh, no, I like American music.
274
00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:34,007
Rock and roll!
275
00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:36,134
[both laughing]
276
00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:38,386
But, yes, I am happy
for the company,
277
00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:41,139
especially the company
of Americans.
278
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:44,142
My country is a charming one,
but it is backwards,
279
00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:46,936
always rejecting progress
as corrupt.
280
00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:48,396
It is my most cherished dream
281
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:51,065
to lead my people
into the 21st century.
282
00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:53,526
Well, I've been there.
283
00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:55,319
I'm not sure I'd recommend it.
284
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,822
Are you married, Richard Flag?
285
00:12:57,823 --> 00:12:59,407
No. No.
286
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:01,868
I was once, but my wife
ended up being
287
00:13:01,869 --> 00:13:04,412
my least favorite aspect
of that 21st century
288
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,621
you're all gung ho about.
289
00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:08,249
I will avoid that part
of the 21st century then.
290
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,752
[chuckles]
Well, sometimes,
291
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:12,587
missteps lead you
where you need to be.
292
00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:15,340
She and I had a son
when we were just 18.
293
00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:16,591
Fine young man.
294
00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:18,801
I joined the military
mostly just to make money
295
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:20,261
so I could support him.
296
00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:22,513
Eighteen years later,
he joined the military
297
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:23,890
because he loved our country
298
00:13:23,891 --> 00:13:25,600
and he wanted
to make it a better place.
299
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:29,188
Yeah. Boy was an improvement
on me in every way.
300
00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:30,439
Was?
301
00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:34,108
He passed on
about two years back.
302
00:13:34,109 --> 00:13:35,069
Oh.
303
00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:36,861
I'm sorry.
304
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:37,862
I would have liked to introduce
305
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,614
the two of you. [chuckles]
306
00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,657
I have a feeling you would have
gotten on like a house on fire.
307
00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:44,869
[chuckles] A house on fire
does not seem good.
308
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,162
No, it's...
309
00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:47,872
It's supposed to be
a good thing.
310
00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:50,124
I'm sure your son
was a fine man,
311
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,504
but I'm much more fond
of older men.
312
00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:56,465
I'd like to show you something.
313
00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,553
This armoire is beautiful, no?
314
00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:04,555
Um, sure.
315
00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:08,184
It is over 500 years old.
316
00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:11,229
What is it you wanted
to show me, Ilana?
317
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,105
[chuckles]
318
00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:15,275
Just this wonderful armoire.
319
00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,112
That's not an armoire.
320
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:20,947
- Listen, Ilana...
- Yes?
321
00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:23,991
I just... I don't think
this is exactly ethical.
322
00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:25,243
I'm here to protect you.
323
00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:27,161
[Ilana] To protect me
from loneliness?
324
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,037
No, I...
325
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,747
From lack of passion?
326
00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,290
No, I...
327
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,544
From Pokolistani men
who have never seen the world,
328
00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:37,463
have no clue
how to treat a woman,
329
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:40,091
and who can't see me
as a human being I am
330
00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:42,093
behind the veil of royalty?
331
00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:44,179
Closer, but still no.
332
00:14:45,389 --> 00:14:47,015
Look, I think we need
to get some shut-eye
333
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,393
so we can put a cogent plan
in place in the morning.
334
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,394
[sighs]
335
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:54,023
I'll leave G.I. Robot
to guard the door.
336
00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:56,525
Richard.
337
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:11,622
- [G.I. Robot] In June 1944...
- [snoring]
338
00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:13,916
...38 dead Nazis.
339
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,210
In September of 1944,
340
00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,713
I fought at the Battle
of Huertgen Forest.
341
00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:21,549
A whopping 92 dead Nazis.
342
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:25,136
In October of 1944,
at the Battle of Aachen,
343
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:28,557
I ended the lives of 14 Nazis...
344
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:53,707
[window creaks]
345
00:15:58,754 --> 00:15:59,630
Bride?
346
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,099
- Bride.
- How did you get down here?
347
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,560
I walked down the stairs.
348
00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:15,853
No one tried to stop you?
349
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,105
We're here to protect them.
350
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,773
- Why would they stop me?
- [grumbles]
351
00:16:18,774 --> 00:16:19,774
Hey, you can't leave.
352
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:21,109
[Bride] Why not?
353
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,735
Well, Flag will use
the remote to shock you,
354
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:24,362
and then we all get shocked.
355
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:25,905
Seems like a flaw
in the system to me
356
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:28,282
to get shocked even when
I didn't do anything wrong.
357
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,118
That was the worst feeling ever.
358
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,536
Grow a pair, Fish.
359
00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,746
A pair of what?
Wait, where are you going?
360
00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,373
- [Bride] Open the door.
- [Nina] Oh, my God.
361
00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:37,458
[guard] I do not have you
in the schedule.
362
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:38,960
He doesn't have us
in the schedule.
363
00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:40,670
I don't need a schedule,
Sir, Douche A Lot.
364
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:43,631
I'm not your prisoner,
so open the freaking door.
365
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:44,591
[hesitates]
366
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:48,803
[Nina] Bride, please,
come on, stay.
367
00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,471
Oh, darn it!
368
00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:51,931
- Do you have any money?
- [Nina whimpers]
369
00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:53,016
- Pardon?
- [Bride] Money.
370
00:16:53,017 --> 00:16:54,350
Cough up some cash.
371
00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:55,810
I don't have
any freaking rubles on me.
372
00:16:55,811 --> 00:16:57,103
How am I supposed to get around?
373
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,646
Our money is not called ruble.
374
00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,648
Yeah, I know.
It was meant to be insulting.
375
00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:01,817
Just give me some cash.
376
00:17:04,028 --> 00:17:05,486
Hey!
377
00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:07,155
Thank you.
She means to say thank you.
378
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,158
[Bride] No, I don't mean
anything of the sort!
379
00:17:10,909 --> 00:17:13,619
[Nina] You asked him for money,
and he just gave it to you.
380
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,830
- That's right.
- [Nina] It was rude.
381
00:17:15,831 --> 00:17:16,831
Yeah, that's right.
382
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,124
[Nina] We shouldn't leave.
383
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,419
Look, no one
is forcing you to come.
384
00:17:21,295 --> 00:17:23,713
[speaking other language]
385
00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:25,006
...Frankenstein.
386
00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:26,674
[speaking other language]
387
00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:28,259
[in English] Never mind
what's on her head.
388
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,220
Just go to the address
I told you
389
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:43,067
[man coughing]
390
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:57,623
[snoring]
391
00:17:58,707 --> 00:17:59,667
[drawer opens]
392
00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:06,382
Ah-ha.
393
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:08,091
[laughs]
394
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:09,343
[footsteps approaching]
395
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:14,515
Uh...
396
00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:16,642
- Hey.
- [Flag grunts]
397
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:18,227
[grunts]
398
00:18:27,736 --> 00:18:29,113
[laughs wickedly]
399
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,500
[man singing in other language]
400
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,422
[gasps]
401
00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:51,009
Oh! Fuck me!
402
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,261
[screams]
403
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:56,515
[laughs wickedly]
404
00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:01,602
[floorboard cracks]
405
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:02,563
Huh.
406
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,447
[all screaming]
407
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:14,783
[man singing in other language]
408
00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:18,454
[winces]
409
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,467
[Dr. Phosphorous
laughs wickedly]
410
00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:40,267
[groans]
411
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:59,370
- No, please, no!
- Richard?
412
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,872
Phosphorus, you idiot!
413
00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:05,166
You think Waller
would give me the only remote?
414
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,709
You'd be hopping around
415
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,628
like a Mexican jumping bean
for days, if you escaped.
416
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:11,381
Or, If I told her about this...
417
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:13,007
I'm not here to torture you.
418
00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:15,344
We're supposed to be
on the same damn team.
419
00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:25,729
[Nina] Thank you.
420
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,445
[Nina gasps]
421
00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:36,532
What is this place?
422
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,576
Where I was born.
423
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,559
- [phone dialing]
- [line ringing]
424
00:21:04,935 --> 00:21:06,353
[women giggling]
425
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:12,776
[cell phone buzzing]
426
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:15,570
Yes.
427
00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:17,072
[speaking other language]
428
00:21:20,617 --> 00:21:22,827
[speaking other language]
429
00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:24,038
[woman speaking]
430
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:36,091
[in English] My bride.
431
00:21:37,134 --> 00:21:38,761
After all these years,
432
00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:41,472
I've found you.
433
00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:43,766
[closing theme music playing]
434
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,399
[man singing in other language]
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