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I'm doing this thing where
I only eat sweet potatoes.
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I tried that.
I gained 30 pounds.
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Loggins and Messina...
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[ Grunts ]
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Man: Little help!
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Thanks!
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Even though that took
a long time, I was just peeing.
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Now then, Pritikin,
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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You might want to sit down.
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Your twin brother, Eric,
has been murdered.
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Is he dead?
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I'm afraid so.
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Sir, I am so sorry.
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But I have to leave early today.
I have a dinner.
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Did you like him?
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He was my only twin.
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What happened?
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The treasure.
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God damn it!
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[ Screams ]
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What is this treasure?
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Is it something from
before my time?
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Or...?
-I'm as in the dark as you are.
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Forget it.
It's nothing.
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It's just
an ancient legend
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that's haunted
my family for years,
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sending us around the globe,
driving us into madness
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in search of
unimaginable riches.
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It's not even
worth discussing.
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It is interesting.
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I can sense it.
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2,000 years ago,
my great-great-grandfather,
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Cassius Atkins,
was counsel to Julius Caesar.
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When Caesar's wife gave birth
through a hole in her stomach --
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there wasn't a name
for this yet --
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Cassius gave her a ride
to the hospital,
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and in exchange was given
a great secret.
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The location of
an underground vault,
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containing the accumulated
wealth of the Roman Empire.
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The treasure is a myth,
Joe,
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just like
the joy of parenthood.
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My father,
and his father before him,
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threw their lives away
looking for it.
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Oh, so that's it then?
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You're just gonna let
your brother's body rot
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in some
discount cemetery?
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You don't even want
to find out why?
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The S.D.F.'s time
is more than money.
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It's lives,
it's governments.
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And I am not gonna waste
their talents on this.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'll never mention it again.
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Oh, I almost forgot
to give you this.
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We found it on
your brother's body.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Never in my life did I think
I'd be holding this in my hand.
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Look.
It's the next clue.
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Eric, you did it!
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All right. I'll give you time
to think about this.
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[ Tires screech, horn blares ]
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Couldn't sleep.
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There's a rattlesnake
in my tent.
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What's it all mean?
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Why are we here?
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Well, no one predicted the
plumbing problems in the van.
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I've got this parasite sucking
away my last good years,
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and now I'm gonna
run around the globe
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searching for some
phantom treasure.
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What about
having another child?
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I like you, Scholls,
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but I need a big ass.
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And I mean a big ass.
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I was talking about
adopting.
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I've tried and I've tried,
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but no one's too keen on
loaning a baby
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to a 45-year-old man with a worm
eating his insides out.
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[ Sighs ]
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I should just throw this thing
in the fire and be done with it.
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Woman:
Have you tried opening it?
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Of course.
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But maybe I should open it again
just to be sure.
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It's a dry-cleaning ticket.
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"Ready by:
August 4, 1802."
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[ Tent unzips ]
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[ Urinating ]
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This the world's oldest
dry-cleaning shop in America.
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This is where Betsy Ross
cleaned the first flag.
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Where Benjamin Franklin
had his kite mended.
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And where Martha Washington
took care
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of George's
infamous pit stains.
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Hamilton's vest!
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He never lived to see
how many people
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would take photos of themselves
outside of the theater.
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So much history.
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Scholls: What did you say
the ticket number was?
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11.
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I can't believe it.
It's Thomas Jefferson's coat.
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That's the next clue!
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Bonjour,
Special Division Force!
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Pierre Cardin!
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Thank you for leading me
on the next step
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of what promises to be
a very exciting treasure hunt.
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Ah, ah, ah, ahhh.
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Give me the coat.
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No way.
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[ Blows ]
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Are you crazy?
Just give it to him.
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Au revoir, S.D.F.
Au revoir.
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Damn it!
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It's okay, sir,
we'll find him.
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Forget it. It's over.
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Cardin has the clue.
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He has the wrong clue.
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It's not 11. It's I-I,
as in "Invisible Ink."
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A.J., toss me a lemon.
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That's a map of Italy.
I know it.
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Scholls, book us
three coach tickets
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and one
first-class ticket.
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We're heading to Rome.
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Welcome to
the Roman catacombs.
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I don't like this.
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It's $5 per text
to message America.
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Sir, let go of my hand.
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I'm sorry.
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The Romans would
bury their dead in --
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[ All scream ]
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[ Italian accent ]
Bongiorno!
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Bongiorno.
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Welcome
to the Catacombs.
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Fire exits
are on either end.
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Please,
no flash photography.
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There's something
over here.
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[ Blows ]
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I don't believe it.
Caesar's tomb.
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My grandfather spent his whole
life searching for this,
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and here it is,
right here in Rome.
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Here, help me lift it up.
-No! Please!
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The head priest
will have my...
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virginity.
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I thought
he'd be hotter.
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There's a key
in his hand.
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Don't touch,
it's 2,000 years ol--
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You dicks!
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Do you realize
what you've done?
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[ French accent ] You have just
given me the next clue!
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Pierre Cardin.
Again.
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I certainly hope you are
better at following clues
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than you are at
seeing through disguises.
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I could tell.
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Give me the key
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or I will blast you
back to France.
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[ Claps hands ]
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-My pants!
-My gun!
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-My Little Pony!
-My God!
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This is madness!
I'm losing my mind!
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Why are we doing this?!
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Forget it.
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The treasure
will tear us apart.
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Let's just get the hell
out of here and go home.
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It isn't the key
that matters.
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It's the wood
that it's made from.
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Tell me why! I knew to know!
I'm back in!
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Quercus macrocarpa --
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A species of oak tree
that's native only to Montana.
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Find that tree and you'll find
your next clue.
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Pack up, everybody.
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We're heading to whatever state
Montana is in.
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♪♪
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I found something!
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What is this?
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It's a jumble of
odd-shaped pieces
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that can fit together
to form a picture.
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Some people call it a puzzle,
but I can't figure out why.
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Is this the way
to the lookout?
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Nice try,
Pierre Cardin.
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Oh, my God!
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You shot me.
Someone call 911!
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Hey, there!
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I need backup!
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Send backup!
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-Hi!
[ Gunshot ]
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[ Gunshot ]
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Gunshot ]
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Gunshot ]
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Gunshot ]
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Gunshot ]
-[ Grunts ]
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[ Gun clicks ]
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Sir. Sir, sir.
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Merci beaucoup,
Monsieur Atkins.
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The treasure is so close,
I can almost taste it.
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♪♪
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Somebody shoot him!
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Shoot him!
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It's Cardin!
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I'm pretty sure!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I swore I wouldn't
become obsessed.
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And here I am, like every Atkins
that came before me.
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Broken and hopeless.
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Mission's cancelled.
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I'll see everybody here
tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
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We're going undercover
at a slaughterhouse,
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so wear old clothes.
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Wait.
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Take a look
at this map.
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Name all the states
where we've had mission.
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Let's see...
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Iowa...
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Wyoming...
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Texas...
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Oklahoma,
North Dakota...
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Arkansas, Missouri...
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What do all these places
have in common?
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Oh, my God.
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Every state we've visited is
part of the Louisiana Purchase.
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Now, who knows what
the Louisiana Purchase is?
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The acquisition
of land from France
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by Thomas Jefferson
in 1803
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that nearly doubled
the territory of the U.S.
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Sorry I'm late.
My dinner ran long.
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Oh, my God.
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The French are trying
to take their land back.
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That's why Cardin
snuck into the country.
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The Romans knew long ago
that land was the only key
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to power,
as well as large armies.
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The French realized too late.
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The treasure is
their former land.
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And they want it back.
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Damn it, if we only
had that puzzle.
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We don't need it.
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Cardin got the puzzle,
but I got the lid.
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♪♪
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2,000 pieces?
Now I'm glad we didn't get it.
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That building
look familiar?
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The National Archives
in Washington, D.C.
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That's where America's most
important documents are kept,
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including
the Louisiana Purchase.
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If France gets the deed,
they get the property.
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Is that
how land works?
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Yes, that's exactly
how it works.
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Wow.
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Cardin is gonna steal the deed
to the Louisiana Purchase.
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No, he's not.
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We are.
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Scholls: The deed to
the Louisiana Purchase
266
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,650
is stored in the National
Archives in Washington, D.C.
267
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It is kept under state-
of-the-art security measures.
268
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:29,523
The vault is protected
by a motion-sensing laser grid,
269
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,091
biometric denial systems,
270
00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:33,060
and a 10-inch-thick
steel-plated door
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that can sustain
a 50-megaton nuclear blast.
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00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,966
Fortunately for us,
there's a luncheon today
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celebrating
the Twentieth Amendment,
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the one that changes
the start date of the president
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from March 4th to January 20th.
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So the guards will
have their hands full.
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00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,010
And that's when
we make our move.
278
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:53,413
But be aware the Pierre Cardin
also has this information
279
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and will stop at nothing to
capture the deed before we do,
280
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,520
thus raising the tension.
281
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,921
Charo, what's your 20?
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00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,656
Passing
through security.
283
00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:04,825
Is it okay if I don't
put my baby through?
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00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:09,163
Go ahead.
285
00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:10,931
-I'm in.
-I know.
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00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,466
Have fun.
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00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:19,506
♪♪
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♪♪
289
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,815
Sir, I need eyes and ears.
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00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:29,583
Young Boy on Radio:
Are you a girl?
291
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,818
Clear this channel.
292
00:15:30,818 --> 00:15:32,719
This is a law-enforcement
operation.
293
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:33,854
Do you wear a bra?
294
00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:36,390
Yes.
Now clear this channel.
295
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,491
Sir, what's going on?
296
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:38,792
Sorry, I got held up.
297
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,561
Something's going on
with the shrimp today.
298
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,396
[ Retches ]
299
00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:44,498
Cardin, what's your E.T.A?
300
00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:46,466
5, 10 minutes tops.
301
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:49,503
Charo, we got to get past
that biometric denial system.
302
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:51,638
Where are we
on that thumbprint?
303
00:15:51,638 --> 00:15:52,973
I'm on it.
304
00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:54,875
May I take that
from you?
305
00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,249
Chief, where you at?
306
00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:03,584
I'm almost there.
307
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:06,353
In position.
308
00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:09,189
Charo, execute.
309
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:13,093
The pearl is in the river.
310
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,600
The Baptist is in the water.
311
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:25,205
Atkins just fingered me.
312
00:16:25,205 --> 00:16:26,573
Let's move.
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[ Grunting, guns rattling ]
314
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,982
Damn it, Chief.
I need to see what's going on.
315
00:16:34,982 --> 00:16:37,017
You got to tie me
into the security system.
316
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,785
I got a situation here.
[ Retching ]
317
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:40,888
It is all hands on deck.
318
00:16:41,388 --> 00:16:44,124
[ Static ]
319
00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:45,525
Never mind, I got it.
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♪♪
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♪♪
322
00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,847
Ahh.
323
00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:11,685
[ Beeping ]
324
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,053
[ Buzzer ]
325
00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:14,488
Access denied?
326
00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:15,756
Scholls, what the hell?
327
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:17,891
I don't understand.
It should work.
328
00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:19,660
Charo, are you sure
you got the right thumb?
329
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,129
Charo: No, I got the left thumb.
Isn't that the right thumb?
330
00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:23,931
No, the right thumb
is the right thumb.
331
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,166
Damn it.
332
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,467
He's at the door
to the vault room.
333
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,568
You got to think of something.
334
00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,570
I'm gonna blow it.
335
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:35,676
♪♪
336
00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:40,781
♪♪
337
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:43,450
[ Firecracker pops ]
338
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:46,186
I'm in.
Chief, kill the power.
339
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:49,089
In three, two, one...
340
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:54,728
♪♪
341
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,697
[ Grunts ]
342
00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,265
Hey, sorry I'm late.
343
00:17:58,265 --> 00:17:59,666
The back door
of the vault was locked
344
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,934
and the locksmith
took forever.
345
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:04,071
Let's get moving.
Cardin's on top of us.
346
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,776
Here we go.
Here we go.
347
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:11,478
The Declaration
of Independence.
348
00:18:11,478 --> 00:18:16,249
13 colonies embark on a daring
experiment towards democracy.
349
00:18:16,249 --> 00:18:17,918
[ Sighs ]
350
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:20,454
[ Shredder whirrs ]
351
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:21,788
[ Gasps ]
352
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:25,292
John Nance Garner's
unpublished memoir?
353
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,493
Wow.
354
00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:28,528
In his first election,
he ran against a woman
355
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:30,397
who would then
become his wife.
356
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:32,199
This is astounding.
357
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,202
[ Fire crackling ]
358
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,269
Oh, here it is.
359
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:39,439
Here it is.
The Louisiana Purchase.
360
00:18:39,439 --> 00:18:41,141
Wow.
This was a bad deal.
361
00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:43,410
Okay, let's get out of here
before Cardin shows up.
362
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:50,050
♪♪
363
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:53,687
It's over, Tribeca.
C'est fini.
364
00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:57,824
Everybody freeze.
365
00:18:57,824 --> 00:19:00,994
For the first time in my life,
sir, I'm glad to see you.
366
00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:03,063
I'm glad to see
you too, Tribeca.
367
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,866
Now arrest her,
and her little son too.
368
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:07,768
What? What are you
talking about?
369
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:09,436
Cardin's right there.
Grab him.
370
00:19:09,436 --> 00:19:11,972
Pierre is a French diplomat.
He has diplomatic immunity.
371
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:14,474
You're wrong!
He's French Intelligence.
372
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:17,210
And he's trying to steal
the Louisiana Purchase.
373
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,945
Well, that's an
interesting analysis
374
00:19:18,945 --> 00:19:21,214
coming from someone holding
the Louisiana Purchase.
375
00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:24,718
After having illegally broken
into the National Archives.
376
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,289
Mom?
377
00:19:29,289 --> 00:19:30,557
It's a setup.
378
00:19:30,557 --> 00:19:32,926
I knew you were a crook
the minute you threw me in jail.
379
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:36,063
Are you insane?
It's eight against two.
380
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,537
Make that
eight against six.
381
00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:45,205
Make that
nine against five.
382
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:48,408
I still like our odds.
383
00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:50,711
That goes double for me.
384
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,879
I'm afraid
it's 12 against 2.
385
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:55,415
Sir?
What the hell is going on?
386
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:56,783
It's over, Tribeca.
387
00:19:56,783 --> 00:20:00,053
Put your weapon down
and drop the Purchase.
388
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:03,190
It's 13 against one, sir.
A.J.'s with us.
389
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,191
Right, honey?
390
00:20:04,191 --> 00:20:06,593
Actually,
I'm with her.
391
00:20:06,593 --> 00:20:07,727
And her.
392
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:08,995
It doesn't matter.
393
00:20:08,995 --> 00:20:13,834
Drop your weapons
and give us the Purchase.
394
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:17,003
Gladly.
395
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:23,143
[ Echoing ] Nooooo!
396
00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:29,683
♪♪
397
00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:36,389
♪♪
398
00:20:36,389 --> 00:20:37,891
Cardin is gone!
399
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:47,267
♪♪
400
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:54,407
♪♪
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