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[ Train whistle blows ]
Man: Great, but I can
see you thinking!
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Less thinking!
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Empty your mind!
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I want you blank-eyed
and slack-jawed!
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Stare into space!
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The thousand-yard stare!
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
That's it! That's it!
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Right there!
Yes!
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[ Body thuds, people gasp ]
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We got it!
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♪♪
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Someone get her
some cocaine.
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[ Gunshot ]
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♪♪
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[ Horns honking ]
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Her name is Lola Falana.
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Sorry, Murphy.
Above your pay grade.
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Come on, Hoffman.
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Miss Falana was on her way
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to becoming America's
next supermodel
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until yesterday when she was
corseted to death
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at a fashion shoot
for Popular Magazine.
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She's the fifth supermodel
to be killed
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in the last two months.
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And Vice President Perry has
declared a national emergency.
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[ Mouse clicks ]
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The fear is we're only
a few murders away
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from ordinary-looking women
appearing on magazine covers.
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My third foster mom
was a supermodel,
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so this one hits
really close to foster home.
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Has the FBI looked into it?
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The Female Body Inspectors
are completely stumped,
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so it falls to us.
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Since all the models died
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at a Popular Magazine
photo shoot,
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we're gonna commence
an undercover operation
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at the magazine's headquarters
in Tulsa, Oklahoma --
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the fashion capital
of the U.S.
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God damn it.
What the hell do a bunch
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of ex-cops know
about fashion?
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Shit!
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Fashion is perception.
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And I know everything
about perception.
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The shoe was intended
to enhance the calf,
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the pant was invented
to show off the buttocks,
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and the shirt is nothing
but a hat for the pants.
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Look, we're heading
into an unfamiliar world
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with mysteries
around every dark corner.
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But after that,
we're gonna solve this crime.
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So in the immortal words
of Tim Gunn -- "Make it work"!
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[ KT Tunstall's "Suddenly I See"
plays ]
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♪ Her face is a map
of the world, is a map
of the world ♪
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♪ You can see
she's a beautiful girl ♪
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♪ She's a beautiful girl ♪
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♪ And everything around her
is a silver pool of light ♪
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♪ People who surround her feel
the benefit of it ♪
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♪ It makes you calm ♪
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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♪ She holds you captivated
in her palm ♪
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♪ Suddenly I see ♪
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♪ Suddenly I see ♪
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♪ This is what I want to be ♪
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♪ Suddenly I see ♪
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♪ Suddenly I see ♪
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Excuse me. I'm here to interview
with Anna Summour.
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All right.
Thank you.
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Tribeca?!
Tanner?!
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[ Squeals ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm on a secret mission
to investigate dead models!
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What about you?
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I'm looking into embezzlement
at the parent company!
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Together: Oh, my God!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Uh, w-what are you
undercover as?
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A lunatic?
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No, as Ms. Summour's
second assistant.
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Uh, uh, honey, girl, look.
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Luckily, she won't be in
for another 30 minutes,
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so that's gonna give us --
Man:
She's coming off the elevator!
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[ People shouting indistinctly ]
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♪♪
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Man: Fire's out!
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[ Tool clicking ]
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♪♪
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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♪♪
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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♪♪
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My driver was 15 minutes late
this morning.
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I never called you
a driver.
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And the proofs that you were
supposed to send me last night
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were not in my e-mail.
I totally forgot your e-mail.
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Would you call Darien
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and find out if he wants
to do lunch today?
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I don't even know
who Darien is.
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And, please,
not the Cliff House.
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What in God's name is this?
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Oh, this is a stromboli.
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It's kind of like a calzone,
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but more like a pizza
on the inside.
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And what are you
and your stromboli doing
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sitting in front
of my desk?
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I am here to interview
to be your new assistant.
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[ Chuckles ]
Of course you are.
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Have you even read
Popular Magazine?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I, uh,
was particularly fond
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of last spring's story
about...tops?
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Oh, that was
our best-selling issue.
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Mm.
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Well, we might give
you a shot after all.
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But, um...
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♪♪
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...we're really going to have
to do something about this.
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Looks like she's wearing
a garbage bag.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Is there any more
egg roll?
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There was one left.
Where is it?
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We found some DNA on her skin
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that definitely isn't hers.
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Well, that's promising,
but presumably,
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a lot of people were touching
her that day --
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hair stylists,
makeup artists, perverts.
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I can assure you this person
did not touch her.
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What makes you so sure?
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The reason this person
never touched her is because
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he lives in Peru and has never
visited the U.S.
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Maybe Falana did
a modeling gig in Peru.
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Checked her passport.
She's never been to Peru.
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Well, that's a real
head scratcher.
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How old did you say
this model was again?
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I didn't.
22.
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Now I have.
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No, she's not 22.
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Look at the tan line
on her finger.
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So she was married.
Big deal.
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It's on the wrong hand.
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That's a yo-yo string tan line.
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Well, I'll be damned.
She's right.
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The yo-yo craze was late '80s,
early '90s at the latest.
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This woman either inherited
the best genes in the world,
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or something's keeping
her looking incredibly young.
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All right.
Here's what we do --
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We fly down to Peru,
and we have a talk
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with this guy
with the DNA.
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Here's the kicker --
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You can't have
a word with the guy --
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he's been dead
for two years.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Chubster.
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Uggo.
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Dump truck.
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Revenge of the blob.
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Danny, why is it so difficult
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to find models who can actually
wear the clothes we feature?
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We had skinnier ones,
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but they fell
through the subway grates.
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I'll find some more,
Ms. Summour.
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Ladies. [ Claps twice ]
Come on, shoo.
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Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
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Danny?
Yes?
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Where's the new boy?
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You know, the boxy one.
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You mean me?
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Oh, God.
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[ Sighs ]
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My son wants to read
the new Harry Potter book,
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and I want you
to get it for me.
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I don't think there is a new
Harry Potter.
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I read in Newsweek magazine
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that J.K. Rowling was thinking
of writing a ninth book.
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I want that book on my desk
by this afternoon.
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Absolutely.
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So these models dying --
crazy, huh?
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Models die.
That's the business.
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Now, if you're quite finished
with your exclusive interview,
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I need someone to muck out
the stables.
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Yes, ma'am.
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♪♪
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And, uh, you do something
to step up your look.
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This is a fashion magazine,
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not a Macaroni Grill.
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Is it really that important?
It's just clothes.
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[ Fire crackles ]
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Where the hell is Tribeca?
We were supposed to regroup.
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She's working late
for that woman again.
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All she cares
about lately.
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I'm gonna hit the head.
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Wha-- Gah!
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Scholls: Sorry.
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I was doing some forensics tests
on the other dead models.
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Charo was supposed to put them
back in their graves.
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Not before I've completed
my analysis.
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What? You're gonna read
the faces of dead people?
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You'd be surprised how much
the dead have to say.
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I wish I had stayed in school.
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We found DNA from several
different dead Peruvians
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on all five models.
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This is difficult for me to say,
but I'm stamped.
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Sorry, stumped.
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None of the women
had ever been to Peru?
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And none of the Peruvians
had been here.
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Damn it!
I hate the weird ones!
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Would it be too much to ask
to have a robbery gone wrong
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resulting in three dead
and two wounded?
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
Ugh. Sorry I'm late.
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I'm dealing with like
nine different things.
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Okay, send.
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Hey, guys.
What's up?
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Sorry I'm late. I'm dealing with
like eight different things.
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This is the first night
you've worked late in a row.
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When are you gonna take some
time to work on this case?
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I am working on this case,
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which means that I have
to maintain my cover.
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But I'm here now,
so, what's up?
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Okay.
Well, all five models --
That's her. I got to go.
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I forgot to give her "Harry
Potter and the Clump of Hair."
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Well, gee, if you get
a chance to,
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I don't know, tell us
what you've learned so far...
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Anna Summour definitely
knows something.
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I asked her about the models,
and she got real squirrelly.
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Ugh. That's kind of
all I got right now,
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but we can check in
later in the week.
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-We have to go to Peru.
-Oh my God, that sounds so fun.
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[ Cellphone rings, beeps ]
No! It's because
all the models --
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Yeah. No, I'm no my way.
Okay.
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All right, guys, call me
when you get back from Peru,
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and we'll totally set up
a lunch or something.
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TTFN.
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[ Door closes ]
"TTFN"?
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Feels very pushed.
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♪♪
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I got the manuscript,
and I had J.K. Rowling
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change Harry's name
to your son's name.
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Fine.
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Everything okay?
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Magazine's going under.
Hm.
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Ugh.
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[ Sighs ]
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Did you ever think
about doing anything else?
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Like when you were
a little girl,
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did you ever have a dream?
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All I ever wanted
was to be beautiful
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and fashionable
and a fireman.
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Well, it's not too late.
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There's fires everywhere
nowadays.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I like you,
Angie Tribeca.
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You got a good
head on your shoulders.
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00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:40,334
But your face
could use some work.
257
00:09:40,334 --> 00:09:42,169
[ Drawer opens ]
258
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:43,771
Try this cream --
259
00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,940
once at night
and once in the morning
260
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,475
and twice during the day.
261
00:09:47,475 --> 00:09:49,577
I think you'll find.
in a week,
262
00:09:49,577 --> 00:09:52,513
you'll be staring at
a 45-year-old in the mirror.
263
00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,218
You know, Anna,
these past --
264
00:09:57,218 --> 00:09:58,953
Please leave.
Okay.
265
00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:02,223
[ Monkey shrieking ]
266
00:10:02,223 --> 00:10:04,191
[ Insects buzzing ]
267
00:10:04,191 --> 00:10:06,627
[ A.J. grunting ]
268
00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:08,863
[ Both breathing heavily ]
269
00:10:11,098 --> 00:10:12,800
Where the hell
is the guide?
270
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,801
Dead.
What?
271
00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:16,136
Jaguar got him
back by the river.
272
00:10:16,136 --> 00:10:22,710
♪♪
273
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:26,046
I'm sure I've seen
these names before.
274
00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,748
Let me run them
through the database.
275
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,683
We are here
at your pleasure, sir.
276
00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:33,454
Whatever customs or ancient
traditions you have here,
277
00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:34,855
we would like to respect.
278
00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:37,491
I'm just gonna enter them
into the computer.
279
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,360
Gracias for that.
280
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,929
[ Clears throat ]
281
00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:44,498
Computer, search mode.
282
00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:46,066
[ Whispering ]
What's he doing?
283
00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:48,402
[ Whispering ] I think
it's some kind of prayer.
284
00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:51,472
No, we -- we switched to voice
mode about three years ago.
285
00:10:51,472 --> 00:10:55,876
Search names Pedro Martinez,
Nomar Garciaparra,
286
00:10:55,876 --> 00:10:59,046
Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz,
Wade Boggs.
287
00:10:59,046 --> 00:11:00,915
Computer: [ Chimes ]
Searching.
288
00:11:02,216 --> 00:11:04,518
Don't.
You'll hallucinate.
289
00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:07,755
[ Pepper thuds ]
[ Computer beeps ]
290
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,791
Ah, well, it seems
like these were just drifters
291
00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,327
who were in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
292
00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:16,463
Well, I don't know how you run
things down here, Major Chocano,
293
00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:18,799
but in America,
killing is a crime...
294
00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:20,968
unless it's done
by a rich person.
295
00:11:20,968 --> 00:11:24,371
No, it's a crime down here,
as well, Señor Atkins.
296
00:11:25,773 --> 00:11:31,111
There's a notation next
to each one that says "Gordo."
297
00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:34,181
Gordo is, uh,
how you say in English...
298
00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:35,649
Gordon?
A gourd?
299
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:37,084
Like,
we have a joke down here --
300
00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:39,620
Your mama's so gordo,
Machu Picchu climbs her.
301
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,288
Like, mountainous?
302
00:11:41,288 --> 00:11:42,957
Possessing many steps?
303
00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:46,460
Fat.
The victims were all fat.
304
00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:55,869
♪♪
305
00:11:55,869 --> 00:12:04,878
♪♪
306
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:06,747
Can I have a cookie?
We're out.
307
00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:08,148
But he's eating one.
308
00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:09,850
I brought it from home.
309
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,620
Package for...
Special Division Force?
310
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:15,456
I'll sign for it.
It's here, sir.
311
00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:17,291
Let's go.
312
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,593
♪♪
313
00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:22,296
[ Grunts ]
314
00:12:22,296 --> 00:12:23,931
So this is
our fat Peruvian?
315
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:26,400
Wow. The standards
for beauty down there
316
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,568
must be really high.
317
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:29,470
This guy
is absolutely not fat.
318
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,105
Look at all
this extra skin.
319
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,406
This man was obese.
320
00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,942
So what? He lost weight
through diet and exercise?
321
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,176
Not a chance.
322
00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,811
It appears someone sucked
all the fat out of his body.
323
00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:39,446
What?
How do you know that?
324
00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:42,082
♪♪
325
00:12:42,082 --> 00:12:43,417
Look at the buttocks.
326
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,219
See that pinprick?
327
00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:47,021
Someone tapped this ass.
328
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:48,822
Someone
tapped this ass hard.
329
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:52,493
♪♪
330
00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:58,298
♪♪
331
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:03,937
I cannot seem to get
this ensemble to pop.
332
00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:06,840
Don't ask me.
I don't know jack about fashion.
333
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,175
Ms. Summour said
if I come up
334
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:10,177
with some great ideas
for the September issue,
335
00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:12,279
she'll take me
to fashion week in Baghdad.
336
00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:15,249
Then I can crack this whole
embezzlement thing wide open.
337
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:18,085
I don't know. I just think
it has too much going on.
338
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:19,053
Hmm.
339
00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:20,521
What if you just went
simpler?
340
00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:21,588
Hm.
341
00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:31,899
♪♪
342
00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,901
Tribeca, you just dressed her
as a cop.
343
00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:35,936
Look, nobody
in the fashion industry
344
00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:37,438
is ever gonna look
at this and think --
[ Sighs ]
345
00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:38,572
I love it!
346
00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:41,475
Neutral colors.
Clean lines.
347
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:44,044
Is it a man?
Is it a woman?
348
00:13:44,044 --> 00:13:48,082
This. This is what I want
for the September issue.
349
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,183
It was my idea.
350
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:51,251
I think it's absolutely
brilliant.
351
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:52,753
Say, if you're not too busy,
352
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,856
would you like to join me
for fashion week in Baghdad?
353
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:58,225
Oh, I-I couldn't possibly...
354
00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:00,027
say no to that.
355
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,095
Count me in!
356
00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:02,496
Excellent.
357
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:04,932
♪♪
358
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:07,835
Here's to Maria Charo,
whose birthday is next week.
359
00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:09,703
Charo: Thank you, thank you.
You're all too kind.
360
00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:11,171
My birthday is today.
361
00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:14,007
Oh my God, Scholls,
how could I have forgotten?
362
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,943
You said you had
a breakthrough on the case?
363
00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:17,411
The discovery that fat
had been sucked
364
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,247
out of all the Peruvian victims
got me thinking.
365
00:14:20,247 --> 00:14:21,749
What is fat used for?
366
00:14:21,749 --> 00:14:23,650
It's in our food...
367
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,686
they use it in soap...
368
00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:27,221
plastic bags.
369
00:14:28,756 --> 00:14:30,157
It's even in crayons.
370
00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:34,161
But did you know that it's also
a common ingredient
371
00:14:34,161 --> 00:14:36,630
in many beauty products,
including moisturizers?
372
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,365
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
373
00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:39,366
[ Barks ]
374
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:40,667
So I went back and did tests
375
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,202
on all the dead models
and found out
376
00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:44,271
that they all used the same
age-defying face cream.
377
00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:47,775
Someone is selling a face cream
with human fat in it?
378
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:51,211
That begs the question --
does it work?
379
00:14:51,211 --> 00:14:53,847
Someone's smuggling illegal
human fat into the country,
380
00:14:53,847 --> 00:14:55,215
we need to find out who.
381
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:57,518
Whoever's doing this
is narcissistic, vain,
382
00:14:57,518 --> 00:14:59,119
shallow,
obsessed with appearance,
383
00:14:59,119 --> 00:15:01,421
and willing to do anything
to cling to whatever sliver
384
00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:03,857
of youth that's slowly slipping
from their fingers.
385
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:06,727
Yes, but does it work?!
386
00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:08,529
[ Cellphone ringing ]
387
00:15:08,529 --> 00:15:09,863
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Angela Geils.
388
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:11,832
Hey, it's me.
I'm stuck at the office.
389
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:13,567
How long are you guys
gonna be there?
390
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,235
It's Scholls' breakthrough,
and you're missing it.
391
00:15:15,235 --> 00:15:17,704
It's not like
I don't want to be there.
392
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,740
Which reminds me,
393
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,209
I'm not gonna be there tomorrow
for your realization.
394
00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:23,944
I'm gonna be on a flight
to Baghdad.
395
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,879
Baghdad?
What the hell is going on?
396
00:15:25,879 --> 00:15:28,048
Do you know how many girls
would die for this job?
397
00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,249
Yeah, five.
398
00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:31,418
We just found out that they all
had a face cream
399
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:33,654
that had fat
from murdered Peruvians in it.
400
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:36,523
Human fat in face cream?
401
00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:38,826
Okay, that sounds insane.
I got to go.
402
00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,227
We're almost finished
with the September issue,
403
00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:42,529
and we have to get to Kinko's
before it closes.
404
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:43,897
Well listen, Mom,
405
00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:46,300
you need to decide
what your priorities are.
406
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,536
Tomorrow, we're planning
a really big bust,
407
00:15:49,536 --> 00:15:51,872
and if you don't show up...
408
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,774
I guess we'll know
what you chose.
409
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:54,942
A.J., come on...
410
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:56,610
[ Whimpers ]
[ Receiver dings ]
411
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,812
A.J.?
412
00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:01,181
You know, the more
I think about it,
413
00:16:01,181 --> 00:16:03,917
the more I realize
that you'd be the perfect model
414
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,352
for our new cop look.
415
00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:08,121
Well, I've never been
a model before,
416
00:16:08,121 --> 00:16:11,158
but I have been wearing clothes
since I was 12.
417
00:16:11,158 --> 00:16:14,161
♪♪
418
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:15,729
[ Tires screech ]
419
00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:22,069
♪♪
420
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:28,242
♪♪
421
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:29,843
[ Tires screech ]
422
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:32,312
Freeze, scumbags!
423
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:33,680
Hands in the air!
424
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,716
Get 'em up
right night now!
425
00:16:35,716 --> 00:16:36,817
Are you the police?
426
00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:38,318
Hyah!
Oh!
427
00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:41,421
Any other questions?
428
00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:43,156
No, man.
We're cool.
429
00:16:43,156 --> 00:16:53,333
♪♪
430
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,568
What the hell is this?
431
00:16:54,568 --> 00:16:56,303
Heroin.
I know it's heroin!
432
00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:57,437
Where's the fat?
433
00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:59,273
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
434
00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:03,677
♪♪
435
00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:05,445
Heroin.
[ Brick thuds ]
436
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:06,880
Real fur.
437
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,981
[ Fur thuds ]
438
00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:10,450
A decent studio comedy...
439
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,286
[ Video case clatters ]
440
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:15,188
♪♪
441
00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:18,258
I don't know, sir.
It should be here.
442
00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:26,199
♪♪
443
00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:29,670
Listen, Sir Tub-a-Lard,
it's a boiling hot day out here,
444
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:32,739
and I don't have time
for nonsense!
445
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:37,511
Wait a minute.
What smells delicious?
446
00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:39,279
[ Liquid dripping ]
447
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:44,885
♪♪
448
00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:47,187
Hand me that knife.
449
00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:49,289
[ Knife clicks ]
450
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:55,596
♪♪
451
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,132
Well, well, well.
Somebody had a big breakfast.
452
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,803
Please,
I have to deliver this fat,
453
00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:04,571
or Ms. Summour
will kill me.
454
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:07,174
Wait a minute. Summour's
running this whole thing?
455
00:18:07,174 --> 00:18:10,277
Tribeca.
She's in Baghdad without backup.
456
00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:11,078
What do we do?
457
00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:12,379
If only we had a plane.
458
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,780
Do you know
how to fly a plane?
459
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,516
[ Chuckles ]
Of course.
460
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:22,689
Shit.
461
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:24,324
It's a stick.
462
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:27,694
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Man: Perfect!
463
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:28,895
Loving it!
464
00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:32,165
Now show me sexy.
465
00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:33,567
Amazing!
466
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,135
Let's take five.
467
00:18:36,303 --> 00:18:39,139
Anna Summour: You are
absolutely transcendent.
468
00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:41,908
Why don't we replenish your
energy with a little snack?
469
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,143
Oh,
I could eat something.
470
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:45,479
[ Chuckles ]
Spoken like a true model.
471
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:47,114
I believe
these are your favorites.
472
00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:50,584
You got the full Stromboli Stack
from Stromboli Shack?
473
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:53,387
Had them flown in specially.
474
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,622
[ Grunts ]
475
00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:57,090
♪♪
476
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,192
Tanner?
What are you doing?
477
00:18:59,192 --> 00:19:02,295
It was supposed to be me
at the fashion show, not you.
478
00:19:02,295 --> 00:19:04,831
Those was my designs that
was supposed to been picked.
479
00:19:04,831 --> 00:19:06,933
For God's sakes, Danny,
put away the gun.
480
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,735
Fashion is a cutthroat business.
481
00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:10,103
It's every man, woman,
482
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,305
and underage Romanian girl
for themselves.
483
00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:14,107
And you would say that,
Ms. Summour.
484
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,043
That's why you've been
embezzling money
485
00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:17,811
from the parent company's
accounts.
486
00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:18,979
What is this?
487
00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:20,414
It's a bust.
488
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:22,616
Danny Tanner,
Fashion Police.
489
00:19:22,616 --> 00:19:26,686
And you're also under arrest
for attempted murder.
490
00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,188
That stromboli
was poisoned.
491
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,690
Oh, my God. All of them?
Or just that one?
492
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:31,858
I don't know.
493
00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,460
But if she was trying
to kill you,
494
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,429
it's because you knew something
she didn't want you to know.
495
00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:39,099
All I know is that there's human
fat in the face cream...
496
00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:41,068
that you gave me.
497
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,937
You're under arrest for
the murder of five supermodels.
498
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:47,607
[ Handcuffs clicking ]
499
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:48,942
Don't you understand?
500
00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,911
They were all getting too old!
501
00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:54,114
That cream might have staved off
the inevitable for a few years,
502
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:57,150
but in the end, they were all
going to turn 24.
503
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,553
Do you want to see
a 24-year-old hag
504
00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:02,155
staring at you
from the cover of a magazine?
505
00:20:02,155 --> 00:20:05,759
Do you? Do you?
Do you?!
506
00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:07,360
Take her away, Tanner.
507
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,465
Tanner.
508
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:15,168
Thanks, man.
509
00:20:16,503 --> 00:20:18,505
It's all good, Tribeca.
510
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:19,773
It's all good.
511
00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,375
[ Tires screeching ]
512
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,211
Atkins:
I'm not sure we're airborne.
513
00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,946
A.J.: Nah,
you're just disoriented.
514
00:20:25,946 --> 00:20:28,348
I can see our car.
515
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:42,729
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