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♪♪
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I'm so sorry my husband's late,
Mr. Stone.
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I hope this doesn't
cost me the promotion.
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[ Laughs ]
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Sorry.Oh, here we are.
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Sorry.
I haven't been feeling well.
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My lunch didn't quite
agree with me today.
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Great. Shows up late
and brings up food poisoning.
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Bon appétit, everyone.
[ Laughs ]
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This is very
important to me.
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Be charming
and stop sweating.
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So, Frederick,
I hear you're quite the golfer.
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You should come and play
at my club sometime.
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Oh, that would be --
[ Coughing ]
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He'd love that.
Right, Frederick?
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Frederick?
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[ Belches ]
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You're ruining
their tablecloth.
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[ Coughing ]
I think we need to leave.
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Are you all right?
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He's fine.
Tell 'em you're fine, Frederick.
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Tell her you're fine.
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Frederick!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Did I vomit
on yourboss?
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You are so unbelievably
selfish.
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I knew you didn't want me
going back to work.
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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♪ Angie Tribeca
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Dad.
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Dad, it's me, Angie.
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Well,
I'll be a moose's knuckle!
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Come on in here.
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[ Slurping ]
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You have
your mother's slurp.
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You must have
a lot of questions.
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You left me alone.
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A 12-year-old girl
without a father.
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Just tell me why.
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It's a long story,
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so I better hit
the restroom first.
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Take your time.
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We're gonna be spending
lots of time together.
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Hey, Dad,
want to go get some pie,
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see if I still got it?
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Dad?
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Dad?
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[ Water running ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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What is this,
hazmat suit day?
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I guess
I didn't get the memo.
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You're looking at what's left
of Dr. Frederick Curtis.
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He appears to have died of
some sort of hemorrhagic fever
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that liquefied
his internal organs.
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Is it contagious?
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Yes. That's why I sent you
the memo about the hazmat suit.
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Don't worry about me.
I never get sick.
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What is that,
his wallet?
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Whoa, Defense Department.
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Bioweapons division.
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From the looks of it,
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he had a hell
of a parking space.
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Aren't those the guys
that work
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with the killer viruses
and whatnot?
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Well, whatever this virus is,
it's 100% lethal,
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and if there's been
an outbreak,
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that means the entire city's
in grave danger.
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Better get this
to the lieutenant.
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Quarantine?!
Have you lost your marbles?
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I have not!
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Everyone who has ever
exchanged fluids with Curtis
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is exchanging fluids
with everyone
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he has ever exchanged
fluids with!
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We need a quarantine
to determine
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how far the virus
has spread.
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So we'll keep a condom
on the city.
Oh!
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Look, we can't afford
a panic right now.
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It's Avocado Fest, which brings
in 80% of the city's revenue.
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Like it or not,
Los Angeles is a guac economy.
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-Geils, have you called the CDC?
-They called us.
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Apparently, there was a break-in
at the bioweapons division
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where Curtis worked
a couple days ago.
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Someone made off
with multiple viral samples,
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a T. rex embryo,
and $40 in petty cash.
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Well, that cash
is as good as gone.
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I don't know if it's linked
to Curtis's death,
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but it feels like the kind of
thing we'd investigate.
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Atkins, for God sakes, this city
has finally snapped back
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from the Mexican-American war.
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Don't do this.
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This could be a bioweapon.
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People dropping dead
right and left.
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We're talking
Chipotle-level destruction.
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Allow me to spell this out
for you as plainly as possible.
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N-O...
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T-G-O-N-N-A-H-A-P-P-E-N.
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Where the hell
is Tribeca?
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She's driving back
from her story line,
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but I could give her
a call.
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♪♪
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[ Monitor beeps, flatlines ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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What's up, Geils?
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Oh, my God, that could wipe out
half the planet.
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And I'd bet my badge
Calvin Sniglet's behind this.
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Remember? The serial killer
who killed all the people
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and stole their clothes to make
little outfits for animals?
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Okay! I just didn't know
if you remembered.
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[ Beeps ]
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Oh, hang on.
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Speak of the devil.
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Sniglet.
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Sniglet: Detective Tribeca,
to what do I owe the pleasure?
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Youcalled me.
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I figured out
how to save the animals.
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By killing all the people.
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By killing...
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all the people.
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Calvin, you don't
have to do this, okay?
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I am so sorry
about your childhood,
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and trust me, I understand.
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But killing everyone on earth is
not gonna take that pain away.
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Just drop me a pin
with your location.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm afraid I don't know
how to do that.
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But did you know
that the human immune system
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can cause a spasmodic
contraction of 58 separate
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muscles in the face,
neck, and thorax?
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[ Chuckles ]
You may know it as a sneeze.
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Hang on, sorry.
Dropped my phone in the crack.
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Okay.
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Sorry about that.
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Gesundheit, Tribeca.
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Ah-choo!
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♪♪
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Sorry.
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It's the biggest health scare
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since doctors said that thongs
should not be up there.
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Two are dead, and hundreds more
are starting to feel weird.
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Rumors are flying,
but we're having trouble
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getting any solid information
about the virus
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that seems to be spreading
quickly through the city.
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Here comes the mayor now
to give a statement.
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Thank you for coming.
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I'm pleased to announce
there is no cause for alarm.
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No quarantine will be in effect.
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And while we mourn those
that have become liquefied,
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the situation is under control.
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So go about your daily lives,
keep your loved ones close,
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just don't have any physical
contact with them.
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[ Reporters clamoring ]
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♪♪
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You should put
one of these one.
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No, I'm good.
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I once ate
a piece of raw chicken
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off a toilet seat
in a carnival port-a-potty
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and was sick for,
like, three weeks,
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so I think I got this.
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Suit yourself.
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I just said
I didn't want one.
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Can you zip me up?
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♪♪
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How'd things go
with your dad?
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Let's just say
I've lost all faith in humanity
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and wouldn't mind
if everyone just died,
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but it won't affect
my work on this case.
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Did we ever figure out how
Sniglet got access to this lab?
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Man:
You don't get it.
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Well, why don't you
explain it to us, Mister?
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Oh, sorry, Geils.
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This is Clive Mister
from the CDC.
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It's actually Dr. Mister.
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We're dealing
with a level 16 viral outbreak.
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Kind of hard to tell
if that's good or bad
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without knowing
how many levels there are.
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Well, on a good-or-bad scale,
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I'd say we're looking
at about a 90.
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So, a 90 is...?
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You don't get it.
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You're not even close
to getting it.
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Let's go inside
so I can explain it to you,
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even though there's no chance
you're gonna get it.
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♪♪
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[ Air whooshes ]
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This is where
Dr. Curtis worked.
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You're surrounded by
some of the most deadly viruses
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in human history.
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I don't see
any signs of a break-in.
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Is it possible that Curtis
let Sniglet in?
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Oh, my God.
How are you not getting this?!
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Whoever got in here
used a key card,
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and it wasn't
Dr. Curtis'.
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That means Sniglet
had his own key card
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and he let himself in
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and he knew exactly
what he was looking for.
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He went straight for what
we call the rare-wine cellar.
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[ Air whooshes ]
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Sniglet knew what time Curtis
would take his breaks,
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so that means
he'd been casing the place.
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Curtis was just in the wrong
place at the wrong time
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eating the wrong salad.
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So give it to us real.
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What is this virus,
and how fast can it spread?
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The virus originated
in penguins.
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This penguin flu
was then weaponized
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and introduced
into a human environment.
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So, it's a highly contagious
biological weapon,
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some kind of synthesized
penguin flu.
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So, if we can cure a penguin,
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we can figure out
some way to apply it?
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A virus that causes
a sore throat in penguins
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makes the jump to humans,
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causing total
liquefactive necrosis,
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which is a fancy way of saying
cytoplasmic protein coagulation.
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So, mankind
turns to soup
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because of one lonely
Arctic explorer
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and one incredibly
sexy penguin?
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We should have melted
the ice caps a long time ago.
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Is there any way to slow down
the infection rate?
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Maybe keep it
to 9,000 or 10,000 deaths?
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Right now, the virus
is moving from person to person
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through physical contact,
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but if it becomes airborne,
it's game over.
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Although,
I've never played a game.
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Unless we can find a cure.
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Scholls, how long
would it take you
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to develop an antidote
to this thing?
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A little over a week,
but I lose the weekend
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because of my sister's
baby shower in Kalamazoo.
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I don't know.
Is humanity really worth it?
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I mean, is it really
the end of the world
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if it's the end of the world?
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Dibs on the antidote.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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It's him.
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[ Beeps ]Tribeca.
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Sniglet: Happy last day
on earth. [ Chuckles ]
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Hey, am I on speakerphone?
I hear an echo.
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Yeah, but there's no one
in the room.
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Good thinking.
Whoops.
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[ Sighs ]
Doesn't matter.
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Soon, there'll be no one
in any rooms.
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They'll all be dead
because of me.
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You'll be dead,
too, Sniglet.
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No one's immune
to the penguin flu.
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Unless you've taken
the necessary precautions
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to make sure
that doesn't happen.
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You're a madman.
Tell me where you are.
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Doesn't matter where I am,
Tribeca.
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What matters is where the virus
is about to be.
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Spring is in the air.
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00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:06,067
You know what my favorite thing
about spring is?
255
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,504
Opening day.
256
00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:10,332
Goodbye.
257
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,769
Forever.
258
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,293
Opening day...
259
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,860
Baseball?
260
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,036
Dodger Stadium.
Opening day is this afternoon.
261
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,952
They're giving out nasal spray
to the first 10,000 fans.
262
00:13:21,996 --> 00:13:24,172
The perfect delivery method
for this virus.
263
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,130
Geils, Tanner,
get down to the stadium
264
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,871
and confiscate
that nasal spray.
265
00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:29,003
Tribeca, find Sniglet.
266
00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:30,656
Scholls,
go do science stuff.
267
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,354
Wiedner,
did the wedding planner
268
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,269
have any suggestions
for appetizers?
269
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,314
He's thinking maybe
a taco bar might be --
270
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,360
Damn it, we're all
about to die, Wiedner!
271
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,666
We're not having a taco bar!
272
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,541
Can you tell me about
those mini cheeseburgers again?
273
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:49,284
Sniglet: Tribeca.
274
00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:52,026
I hope you're not thinking
about trying to stop me.
275
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,375
On the contrary.
276
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,594
I was thinking
I'd like to join you.
277
00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:56,813
Really?
278
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:59,337
Well, maybe
after everyone's gone,
279
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:03,167
you and I could repopulate
the earth together.
280
00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:07,650
Or just grab a drink,
if that's too much too fast.
281
00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:08,912
[ Beeps ]
282
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:10,174
Uhh, hang on.
283
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:12,220
It's my brother
on the other line.
284
00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:13,917
Can you hold on
for one second?
285
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,266
Yeah, no, no, no,
take the call.
286
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,659
Just call me later.
It's no big deal.
287
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,487
No, no, no, no.
I want to talk to you.
288
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:21,403
Just one second.[ Beeps ]
289
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,231
All right, Scholls,
you're my eyes and ears.
290
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:24,710
Where is he?
291
00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,451
Just downloading the data
from the satellite.
292
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:28,018
Give me a minute.
293
00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:30,151
Hey, I'm back.
Sorry about that.
294
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,848
How about this?
295
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:34,372
You tell me where you are,
and I'll come pick you up.
296
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:38,115
That sounds nice.
It's been very lonely.
297
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,595
I know how you feel.
298
00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,771
I've been alone
since I was 12 years old.
299
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,035
So, that was like
25 years ago?
300
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,559
So that would make you...?
301
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:50,823
Old enough to know
you can't outrun your past.
302
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,564
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
303
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:55,654
What music was popular
back then? I forget.
304
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,221
Like --
305
00:14:57,265 --> 00:15:00,007
You know, the usual.
Just songs about broken hearts.
306
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,574
Did you have an Atari
or...?
307
00:15:02,618 --> 00:15:06,274
People are cruel, Sniglet.
Parents are cruel.
308
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:07,928
Parents are people.
309
00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:11,105
And people are animals.
310
00:15:11,148 --> 00:15:12,671
I'm sorry.
I'm confused.
311
00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:14,325
Are we hooking up
or what?
312
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,544
Just tell me where. [ Beeps ]
313
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:17,024
Hang on a second.
314
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,547
Scholls, I'm running
out of nonsense.
315
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:19,765
Just give me something.
316
00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,680
Boom, got him.
317
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,291
Oh.
318
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,553
You're not gonna like this.
319
00:15:24,596 --> 00:15:26,729
For God sakes,
just tell me!
320
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:29,688
Oh!
321
00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:32,169
♪♪
322
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,437
Hello, Angie.
323
00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:42,832
I've missed you.
324
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,008
Have you missed me?
325
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:49,099
Well, now there's plenty of me
to go around.
326
00:15:49,143 --> 00:15:51,232
But which one
is the real me?
327
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,538
Ow! God!
328
00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:54,975
Seriously?
329
00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:56,324
God!
330
00:15:56,367 --> 00:16:01,068
♪♪
331
00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,895
Announcer:
Welcome to opening day,
332
00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:04,332
brought to you by Snot-Block.
333
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,551
Don't breathe
through your mouth.
334
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,510
Use Snot-Block.
335
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:09,685
Puig!
336
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:11,687
L.A.P.D.
Where's the nasal spray?
337
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:14,777
[ Organ playing "Charge" ]
338
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,127
Oh, my God,
this stuff is lethal.
339
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:20,130
Let's get rid of it
and take it to Goodwill.
340
00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:24,134
Uhh, Geils?
All these are empty.
341
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,571
[ Speaking Spanish ]
342
00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:27,964
We're too late.
343
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,618
[ Organ playing "Charge" ]
344
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,754
♪♪
345
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,196
[ Spraying ]
346
00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:45,112
[ Gasps ]
I can breathe again!
347
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:46,809
Too bad I'ma die.
348
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:49,116
[ Organ playing,
crowd cheering ]
349
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,036
I don't feel sick!
350
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,820
I should be out there
trying to catch this guy.
351
00:16:57,863 --> 00:16:59,039
Look,
it's just a precaution.
352
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:00,388
You probably
don't have it.
353
00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,867
Although, they say
once the symptoms start,
354
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:03,260
-it's already too --
-[ Belches ]
355
00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:07,873
Oh, no.
356
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,658
You're gonna be okay.
357
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,620
Scholls is working
on an antidote as we speak.
358
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:17,709
You...
359
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:19,668
can...
360
00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,887
beat...
361
00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:23,628
this.
362
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,635
Hang in there, buddy.
363
00:17:30,679 --> 00:17:32,202
[ Belches ]
364
00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,778
I know.
365
00:17:47,348 --> 00:17:49,785
I was able to isolate
the pathogenic proteins
366
00:17:49,828 --> 00:17:52,309
and deactivate them
by grafting on autoimmune genes
367
00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:53,484
from penguin DNA.
368
00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,356
Atkins:
Good work, Scholls.
369
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,665
Let's get the rest of this stuff
to the public.
370
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,319
That was over 4,000 doses.
371
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,800
It's gonna take me 24 hours
to brew the next batch.
372
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:07,107
Tanner doesn't have
that kind of time!
373
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,978
Well, obviously,
the more penguin blood I have,
374
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,458
the faster I can make
more antidote.
375
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:13,635
We're going to need
every penguin in the city.
376
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,028
Announcer: Let's hear it
for Penny the Penguin![ Cheers and applause ]
377
00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:21,817
♪♪
378
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,080
[ Audience clamoring ]
379
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,397
[ Crowd gasps ]
380
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,966
[ Penguins squawk ]
381
00:19:01,944 --> 00:19:03,206
[ Cackling ]
382
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,251
Ah!
383
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:05,861
Ah!
384
00:19:24,619 --> 00:19:27,578
I'm pleased to announce
the penguin flu outbreak
385
00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:29,319
has been contained.
386
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:30,886
You may all go back
387
00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:33,105
to your normal lives
of quiet desperation.
388
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:36,283
Sounds great, Mr. Mayor.
The people are gonna love it.
389
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:37,458
Atkins, I can't thank
you and your team enough
390
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,155
for what you've done.
391
00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:42,071
It's just too bad Tanner
wasn't here to hear you say it.
392
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,249
These new floors
look great.Gleaming.
393
00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:48,251
-Really.
-Really beautiful.
394
00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,079
Tanner, get in here!
395
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,776
What's up?
396
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:55,345
The mayor was just patting us
on the back for a job well done.
397
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,695
Oh, the real hero
is Dr. Scholls.
398
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,262
Without that medicine,
399
00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:02,047
I'd just be another victim
of penguin flu.
400
00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:08,184
Where is Scholls?
401
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:11,318
Anybody tell her
to come upstairs?
402
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,246
They'll find me!
403
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,944
You won't get away with this!
404
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:43,654
♪♪
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