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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Lamp rattles ]
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Tribeca?
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Hey.
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[ Lamp thuds ]
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I didn't mean
to wake you up.
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Where you been?
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Uh...you know,
just working.
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Till 5:00 p.m.?
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Yeah, uh, I got
some beers
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with Tanner and Hoffman
after work.
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Guess I kind of lost
track of time.
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[ Brushing ]
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For future reference,
Ilike drinking beer
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and losing track
of time, too.
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Yeah, it was really
a last-minute thing.
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Hoffman was supposed
to text you.
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All I got was
this selfie.
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Huh.
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[ Sighs ] The food
I stole from work
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is in the fridge,
if you're hungry.
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I ate already,
but thanks.
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[ Sighs ]
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You know, Tribeca, I don't know
what's gotten into you lately,
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but you've been
acting really distant.
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What?
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I got to be honest --
I'm really frustrated.
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I wonder if it's time
we took a break from dating...
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I totally agree....and got married.
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Oh.
Oh.
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I'm gonna go sleep
in the car.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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[ Beep ]
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Geils.
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We'll be right there.
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Tribeca,
we got a murder.
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Wake me up
in 10 minutes.
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You know what?
Wake yourself.
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[ Engine starts ]
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♪♪
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♪ Angie Tribeca
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What are
we looking at, Scholls?
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Are you okay?
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Never better.
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Right this way.
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This is
Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle --
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36 years old.
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Found dead on the floor
by his assistant.
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What do we know
about him?
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He was a genius pioneer
in robotics and automation.
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You ever hear
of the dishwasher?
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He had two.
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Although recently, it was
rumored that he'd been working
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on some
pretty out-there stuff.
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[ Monkey chattering ]
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Until someone
broke his neck.
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I was obsessed
with robots as a kid.
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I always wanted one
that would help
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take care of me
and my brothers --
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cook us dinner,
make our beds,
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tell us
we did a good job...
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...but my mom
never got one for us.
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This place
is immaculate.
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No signs of forced entry,
no evidence of a scuffle.
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Necks don't break themselves.
How did he --
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I don't know, okay?
I get paid either way.
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Monica, take five.
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The hell's
gotten into her?
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Gambling.
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It's gotten
pretty bad.
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Man: Come on now.
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Yes!
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The world lost
a brilliant man today.
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I'm sorry.
And you are...?
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Victoria.
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I've been Dr. Kottbulle's
assistant for three years.
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Detective Jay Geils.
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I-I mean, uh,
DetectiveJay Geils.
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This is my friend
Andrew Jarbaca.
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"Andrew's" fine.
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Cappuccino?
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Yes, please.
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Tea for me.
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What can you tell us
about this morning?
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I entered the lab
at 7:00 a.m...
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[ Machine whirring loudly ]
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[ Whirring continues ]
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[ Whirring slows, stops ]
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...and that's when
you two arrived.
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Did anyone else see your boss
before you came in?
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I don't think so.
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[ Tea kettle whistling loudly ]
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Did he have any enemies?
People with an ax to grind?
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His former partner,
Dr. Frederick Wurst.
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[ Spoon clanging loudly ]
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Wurst was jealous
of Dr. Kottbulle
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and would send frequent angry,
incoherent e-mails.
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Pardon my French,
but...
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il est
un grand trou de cul.
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Well, thank you
for talking to us, Victoria.
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We'll be in touch.
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Of course.
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And if I can be of any help,
please don't hesitate to call.
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Here's my card.
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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[ Music stops ]
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♪♪
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]Oh.
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We got an address
on Frederick Wurst.
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Geils?
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Don't worry about it.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Gears shift, tires screech ]
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Maybe we should talk about
what happened last night.
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Victoria seemed really upset
about her boss's death.
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You think she had
a crush on him?
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What's going on
with us?
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Are we taking a break?
Are we not taking a break?
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Why don't you talk about it
with Tanner and Hoffman
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when you go out
for beers tonight?
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[ Sighs ]
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I'm really trying,
Geils.
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It's just every relationship
before this
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has ended in disaster.
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[ Tool whirring ]
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I'm just asking you
to bear with me, okay?
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Okay.
I'm trying, too, you know.
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Dr. Wurst?
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Dr. Wurst:
Come in. Come in.
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I'm so sorry I can't
be there in person.
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I'm currently at
a conference in Vienna.
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That's convenient.
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How long have you been
out of the country?
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Oh, I arrived
last Thursday,
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so way before any murders
were committed.
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Please, sit down.
Make yourself at home.
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Doctor, I don't know
if you've heard,
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but your former partner,
Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle,
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was found dead
this morning.
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Oh! Great news!
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Thank you, detectives.
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Suppose there's
no right way to grieve.
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Well, when the world
is rid of a madman,
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the only logical response
is joy.
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You see, Dr. Kottbulle
was developing
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artificially intelligent beings who would surely
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have hastened mankind's
extinction from the Earth.
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Not a fan.
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In fact, let me show you a
lecture we gave two years ago.
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What if I told you
in 20 years,
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90% of all relationships
will be computer-to-computer?
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And what ifI told you
that these very same computers
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will murder you
in your sleep?
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I told you not
to tell them that.
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They need to know. Don't push me!
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What are you talking about?!
Don't push me!
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Oh!
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I hope you die!
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Aside from our weekly dinner,
I never saw him after that.
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Okay, we'll be
in touch.
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Do you mind if I use
your restroom?
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Uh...
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actually, I don't --
I don't have a restroom.
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No, isn't that it
right here?
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No. No!
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Yeah. No!
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Are you sure
this isn't a restroom?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Something's not sitting right.
I feel like it's a trap.
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Let's skip dinner
at your parents' house
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and go straight to
your brother's play.
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Okay, Wiedner.
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Tell me you got something
on the egghead murder.
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We have a suspect --
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his former partner,
Frederick Wurst.
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He has a motive
but not a shred
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of physical evidence
connecting him to the crime --
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no fingerprints,
no footprints, no fibers.
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So we find one eyelash,
one tire tread,
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and this Wurst is cooked.
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We grilled Wurst, but I don't
think he cuts the mustard.
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No dog in the hunt?He's just a sour Kraut.
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[catch up]
So we ketchup
with him later.
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As much as I'd relish
raking him over the coals,
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frankly, he's a weenie.
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I just don't think
he snapped a man's neck.
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Maybe a woman
or a child,
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but not
a full-grown professor.
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What about
the beautiful assistant?
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Did anyone --I'll do it.
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[ Sighs ]You cut me off.
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I was gonna ask
if anyone questioned her.
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I'lldo it.
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But I think I should...
do it alone
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so we don't spook her.
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All right, let me know
what you find out.
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Hey.
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Since when did we start
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questioning suspects
alone, partner?
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Oh, I mean, you can
come along if you want.
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I just thought
you'd be bored, you know?
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"Where were you
the night of?
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Did you murder him?"
Blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah, I guess that
makes sense.
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Promise you'll call me
if you rough her up?
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I promise.
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Hey, Stirelli, I got a really
big interrogation tonight.
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Can I borrow
a toothpick?
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You got it, Geils.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Let the record show
I'm talking to Victoria...
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Nova.
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...Victoria Nova, assistant
to Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle.
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Do you know why
you're here?
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Yes -- you are hoping
I can shed some light
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on Dr. Kottbulle's death.
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You said the last time
you saw him alive
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was the previous night.
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When I left the office
on Tuesday night.
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He was enjoying
a "M.A.S.H." rerun
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and eating a Hungry Man
Salisbury steak dinner.
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Do you love
Dr. Kottbulle?
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What islove?
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I know
what you mean.
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Beats the hell
out of me.
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But seriously, did you have
any feelings for Dr. Kottbulle?
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What isfeelings?
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Like, did you think
about him all the time?
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Could you only picture
your life with him in it?
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Do you have feelings
for Andrew Jarbaca?
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Good feelings,
bad feelings --
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all kinds of feelings.
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I think I had feelings
for Dr. Kottbulle --
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good feelings,
bad feelings,
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all kinds of feelings.
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Like I got a giant pit
in my stomach all the time.
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Your intestinal tract
is functioning normally.
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No foreign bodies
detected.
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You have a really good
sense of humor, Victoria.
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I like talking to you.
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And I like
your toothpick,
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one they call Geils.
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Let me
ask you something.
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If you were gonna go out
and have beers with my friends,
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you'd invite me
along, right?
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Of course I would.
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I'm not a monster.
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I'm sorry you have
bad feelings.
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For some reason,
I'm not having them right now.
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Because of me.
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That might have
something to do with it.
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Just tell me you didn't
have anything to do
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with Dr. Kottbulle's
death.
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You know what? Never mind.
Don't say anything.
258
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[ Telephone ringing ]I don't know nothing more
from the last time you called.
259
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,292
Could be a cannonball,
could be a knife.
260
00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,338
[ Ringing continues ]Oh, my God, how many times
you gonna call here
261
00:10:22,381 --> 00:10:24,122
asking about semen?
262
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,124
Hoffman, line 6.
263
00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:30,781
What's going on?
264
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,174
Where's Scholls?
265
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,610
[ Sighs ]
She didn't come in,
266
00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:34,655
and I didn't want
to get her in trouble
267
00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:36,352
with the lieutenant,
so...
268
00:10:36,395 --> 00:10:38,789
Were you able to get
to the Kottbulle murder?
269
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,052
Kottbulle? Kottbulle.
270
00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:45,622
Kottbulle...
Kottbulle...Kottbulle...
271
00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,363
Oh, right here.
272
00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:50,975
Now, whatever broke this dude's
neck had to be crazy-strong.
273
00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:52,760
Snapped his spine
right in half.
274
00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,239
Can a human do that?
275
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,764
Oh, no. We talking about
some type of machine.
276
00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,417
So a machine
that's mobile enough
277
00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:01,682
to walk into an office
and snap a guy's neck.
278
00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:02,900
Isn't that called a robot?
279
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,035
We're gonna need some help.
280
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:14,912
[ School bell rings ]
281
00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,392
[ Indistinct conversations ]
282
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:21,179
Boy, you kids sure
do love your vegetables.
283
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,443
Here you go, Brian.
284
00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:31,059
Hello, Diane.
285
00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:34,410
And we try so hard to
keep rats out of the cafeteria.
286
00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:38,501
What brings you to Carl's Jr.
Junior High School?
287
00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:40,372
I need your help.
288
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,853
I know we didn't leave things
on the best of terms.
289
00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,637
You mean imprisoning me
for conspiracy
290
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:45,987
and attempted murder?
291
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,815
But who testified
at your parole hearing?
292
00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,947
Youdid -- against me
getting parole.
293
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:51,862
All the more satisfying
that you're out.
294
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:53,298
Just stay away from me.
295
00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:55,257
I have an apartment,
a good job.
296
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,738
I'm sitting in on some classes
to open up career options,
297
00:11:57,781 --> 00:12:00,175
maybe in fashion design.
298
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,264
Check out these shorts
I made in home ec.
299
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:04,483
The subject I'm really
interested in is science --
300
00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:07,051
Specifically,
artificial intelligence.
301
00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:08,444
Under the terms
of my parole,
302
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,141
I'm not allowed near
anything electronic --
303
00:12:10,185 --> 00:12:12,622
computers,
the Internet, cellphones.
304
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,580
I can't even buy
a vibrator.
305
00:12:14,624 --> 00:12:15,973
So whatever it is
you're talking about,
306
00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,888
can you please
buy me a vibrator?
307
00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,324
If you agree to help me,
308
00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:21,805
there's a lot I can do
to improve your situation.
309
00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,459
I'm listening.
310
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:26,592
Does the name Jurgen Kottbulle
mean anything to you?
311
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,812
♪♪
312
00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:31,772
The FBI has had its eye
on Kottbulle for a long time.
313
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:34,513
We used some of his technology
to catfish world leaders.
314
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:38,387
One of his algorithms dated
Angela Merkel for six months.
315
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,605
I heard he was
working on
316
00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:41,564
some pretty out-there
A.I. stuff.
317
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:43,044
How out-there
is out-there?
318
00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:44,567
Maybe this will answer
your question.
319
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:45,568
[ Click ]
320
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:48,049
[ Whirring ]
321
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:49,746
Not that one.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
322
00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:57,885
Wait. Is that Victoria,
his assistant?
323
00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,712
It's an
early version.
324
00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:00,713
Early version?
325
00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:02,063
[ Gasps ]
326
00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:04,500
Victoria's a robot.
327
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,371
She's more than
just a robot.
328
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,939
She's a work
of unparalleled genius.
329
00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:12,290
Victoria, activate.
330
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,814
I am Victoria.
331
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,946
I know 20 animal sounds.
332
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,035
Cow -- Mmmmmmmmm.
333
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:20,037
Monkey --
Ooh-ooh-aah-aah.
334
00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,038
Victoria.
335
00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,083
Listening.
336
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:23,301
Who designed you?
337
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,173
Dr. Jurgen Kottbulle.
338
00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:27,044
Did you kill him?
339
00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:29,655
Cat -- Meow. Meow.
340
00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:30,961
Answer the question.
341
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:32,484
She may not understand
the question, Tribeca.
342
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:34,486
The software in this model
is pretty basic.
343
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,358
Your shoes
are pretty basic.
344
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:37,272
What'd you say?
345
00:13:37,315 --> 00:13:39,578
Crow -- Raaak! Raaak!
346
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:42,233
Is it possible that
this thing killed Kottbulle?
347
00:13:42,277 --> 00:13:43,408
Well, it's not likely.
348
00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:44,801
I mean,
most A.I. have code
349
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,498
written into
their operating system
350
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,283
that prevents them
from harming humans.
351
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:50,111
Let me see
what's in here.
352
00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,505
Of course, this is
very advanced programming.
353
00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,725
Maybe he found the safety codes
got in the way of producing
354
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,814
sophisticated
emotional responses.
355
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,685
But it's still a machine,
and for a machine to rise
356
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:01,557
to that level of anger
and violence
357
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,820
presupposes
a highly developed cognition
358
00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:07,302
that doesn't exist in anything
I've ever seen or read about.
359
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,611
I think we have to start
with the assumption
360
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:13,961
that robots are
not violent
361
00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,050
till we see actual
tangible evidence
362
00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:17,225
to the contrary.
363
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,751
[ Gunshots ]
364
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,100
Actually, we can answer
all these questions
365
00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:24,797
by looking in
her memory chip.
366
00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:26,016
[ Panting ]
367
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,844
Thanks, Diane.
368
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,802
Couldn't have
done it without your help.
369
00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:32,022
[ Exhales sharply ]
370
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:39,377
You can't run from your problems
anymore, Scholls.
371
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,944
And if I have to look
into the stomach
372
00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:43,773
of one more fat, old, dead guy,
I'm gonna lose my mind.
373
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,557
I'm in too deep, Tanner.
They're gonna kill me.
374
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:48,778
They may be thugs,
but they are still businessmen.
375
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:53,174
But I ain't gonna lie --
this may get ugly.
376
00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:54,523
[ Keyboard clacking ]
377
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,612
Okay -- Monica Scholls.
378
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:57,961
Date of birth?
379
00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:00,224
March 20, 1958.
380
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:02,226
Here it is.[ Mouse clicks ]
381
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:07,231
The balance on your loan
is $11,347,
382
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,800
and it looks like you missed
your last two payments.
383
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,368
You don't scare us,
Spencer!
384
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,761
I used to eat guys like you
for breakfast.
385
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,850
Okay,
now let's talk options.
386
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:20,418
Are you familiar
with our GentlePay program?
387
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,768
No! Why don't you
familiarize us?
388
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:25,293
Sure. So, basically,
it breaks down your balance
389
00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:27,599
into monthly payments,
but if you miss one,
390
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,601
there is a 30-day
grace period.
391
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:33,083
However, after that,
we do charge a $3 fee.
392
00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:36,043
Well, let me tell you
about myplan, Spencer.
393
00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:38,001
You're gonna
waive that fee.
394
00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:40,482
Actually, we do have
a promotion right now
395
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,441
where we're waiving the fee
for the first 12 months.
396
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,791
Now, I don't want to overload
you guys with information,
397
00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:48,446
but we have partnered
with Office Depot
398
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,057
to offer you
a Visa credit card
399
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,537
with a starting limit
of $10,000.
400
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,151
We will both take one!
401
00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,153
♪♪
402
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,988
Turn me on, Geils.
403
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:09,772
Oh, I plan to.
404
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:16,735
Mm.
405
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,433
There's something you need
to know about me.
406
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,348
It's okay --
I already have it.
407
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:22,741
Geils, listen to me.
408
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:24,134
I'm not what
you think I am.
409
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,441
I know you're a robot.
410
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:28,225
And that doesn't
bother you?
411
00:16:28,269 --> 00:16:30,053
Look, I've been
with plenty of humans,
412
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:33,274
and they can be as cold
and unfeeling as a machine.
413
00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:36,233
Now, I've never made love
to a toaster
414
00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:37,756
or a DVD player,
415
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,107
but being with you
these past couple of days,
416
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,544
I feel like you're the most
human toaster I'll ever know.
417
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,154
Does that make sense?
418
00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:45,460
I want you, Geils.
419
00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:50,682
Um, do you have something?
420
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:51,988
Of course.
421
00:16:52,032 --> 00:16:52,989
USB?
422
00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:55,774
HDMI?
423
00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:58,690
Bluetooth?
424
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,085
Pairing device.
425
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:05,045
Connected to Geils, Jay.
426
00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:09,179
Uploading.
Uploading.
427
00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:11,094
A file of the same name
is detected.
428
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:12,487
Replace.
429
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,967
No. Rename.
Rename.
430
00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:17,361
Creating untitled folder.
431
00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:20,538
Buffering, buffering,
buffering.
432
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:22,366
[ Chime ]
433
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,585
Upload is complete.
434
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:26,066
You may safely eject
your device.
435
00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:30,766
[ Both panting ]
436
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:39,731
♪♪
437
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,298
Cow goes --
438
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:42,865
Cow goes --
439
00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:43,692
Cow goes --
440
00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:45,346
She's really messed up.
441
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,260
Victoria!
442
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,262
Number 5 is alive!
443
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,959
Victoria, we need
you to listen.
444
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,092
[ Deep, distorted ]
♪ Daisy, Daisy
445
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:55,182
♪ Give me your answer do
446
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:57,575
This is hopeless. No one's
gonna get these references.
447
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,143
Hang on. I can see where
Kottbulle put the last update.
448
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,754
Let me try to access it.
449
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,235
[ Normal voice ] Hello, Doctor.
My name is Victoria.
450
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,628
Victoria.
451
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:07,933
I love you.
452
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:09,239
Do you love me?
453
00:18:09,283 --> 00:18:11,589
Uh, Diane,
do you want the room?
454
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,114
He was trying to program them
to experience human love.
455
00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:16,638
Victoria,
do you love me?
456
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,640
I...I...
457
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,903
I...I...
458
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:23,123
[ Sighs ]
459
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,734
It can't handle the emotion
without frying the system.
460
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:27,127
At least in this version.
461
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,825
Did she kill Kottbulle?
Yes or no?
462
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,480
No. She hasn't been active
in the past six months.
463
00:18:32,523 --> 00:18:34,134
But the newVictoria has.
464
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:36,614
Geils.
465
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:39,400
Geils: Uh, we should
probably get going.
466
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,532
I've been off the radar
for a while.
467
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:44,753
You want to leave?
You have bad feelings?
468
00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,756
Honestly, Victoria, I am
starting to have bad feelings.
469
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:51,151
Andrew Jarbaca and I
never officially broke up.
470
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:54,719
You area robot, so it's a bit
of a gray area, but...
471
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:56,460
We are not love?
472
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,419
I mean, we definitely
shared a connection,
473
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:01,161
that's for sure,
but as far as love goes,
474
00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:03,206
I think maybe I need
a little more time.
475
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,339
I don't have time,
one they call Geils.
476
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:08,342
They will want to imprison me
for killing Dr. Kottbulle.
477
00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:09,778
I should get my notebook.
478
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,954
Please love me, Geils.Let's talk about thi--
479
00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:15,871
[ Choking ]
480
00:19:15,914 --> 00:19:19,309
[ Strained ] Okay, I love you.
I love you so much.
481
00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,659
Insincerity detected.
482
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,226
[ Choking continues ]
483
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,358
[ Gunshot ]
484
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:31,800
[ Gasping ]
485
00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,673
This is notwhat
it looks like.
486
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,023
It's okay, Geils.
I get it.
487
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:41,331
You get this?
488
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,072
I haven't been very nice
to you lately,
489
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,249
so this isn't
a big surprise to me.
490
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:50,035
So, what do we do now?
491
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:52,342
Maybe we...take
a little break?
492
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,563
Yeah, maybe.
493
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,877
I bet things
cooled off mighty quick
494
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:07,444
once you found out
she was a robot, right?
495
00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:08,880
[ Both chuckle ]
496
00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,056
Yeah. Well...
497
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,449
Wait, what?
498
00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:13,755
Ew!
499
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,496
How do you even do that?
500
00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:17,541
Well, I first used --I don't want
to hear about it!
501
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:18,542
Let's go!
502
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,283
Okay.
Let me get my pants.
503
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,243
Victoria.
504
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,287
Listening.
505
00:20:24,331 --> 00:20:25,288
I'm sorry.
506
00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:26,550
This wasn't your fault.
507
00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:27,812
I think we all have
some things
508
00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:29,684
we might need to learn
about love.
509
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:32,034
You give me
good feelings, Geils.
510
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,907
Stop talking to it!
Oh, my God!
511
00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,779
All right! God.
512
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:48,268
♪♪
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