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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.39,0:00:08.09,Default,,0,0,0,,JUNIOR: {\i1}I need to talk to you,\NDad.{\i0} I lost my wedding ring
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.22,0:00:10.05,Default,,0,0,0,,again. I'm a dead man walking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[Poppa moaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.83,0:00:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[stammers]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.31,0:00:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds... that sounds\Nserious. Dad, come on, man. This
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.80,0:00:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,is an emergency. I need your\Nhelp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.15,0:00:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't you see I'm on the floor, fool?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.37,0:00:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.94,0:00:35.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[moaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.20,0:00:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, Dad. Are you... able\Nto loan me some money? I got to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.21,0:00:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,get a replacement for this\Nwedding ring before Nina kills
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.21,0:00:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,me. It's the third time I lost\Nit. I have a question for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.87,0:00:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,son. Mm-hmm. You ever ask\Nyourself, "Hey, why was Dad on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,the floor?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.31,0:00:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You hurt your back? Yes. My\Nsciatica is acting up. Okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.27,0:00:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,well, you should go to the\Ndoctor, then. No, you know I
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.23,0:00:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,don't do doctors. First time I\Nwent to the doctor, they gave me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,diabetes. You mean they\Ndiscovered you had diabetes. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.71,0:01:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything was fine until they\Ntold me I had diabetes. Now I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.67,0:01:10.59,Default,,0,0,0,,can't eat nothing sweet except\Ntoothpaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.46,0:01:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, is that why you always steal\Nthe kids' bubblegum toothpaste?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.29,0:01:15.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it's delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.64,0:01:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.42,0:01:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Easy, just easy, eas--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.08,0:01:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:23.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[exhales]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.56,0:01:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.17,0:01:25.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[exhales]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.56,0:01:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.65,0:01:27.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.82,0:01:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.61,0:01:29.35,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.48,0:01:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.13,0:01:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.78,0:01:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So, um... I already have half\Nthe money for the ring. I just
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.70,0:01:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,need the other $997.52. I'll\Ntell you what, Mr. Sensitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.01,0:01:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll loan you the money if you\Nhelp me out until my back gets
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.05,0:01:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,better. Okay. Yeah, and your\Nfirst job is to get me a toilet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.71,0:01:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,that doesn't break on me. You\Ngot it, champ.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.97,0:01:50.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[muttering]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.15,0:01:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay. Top of the line. You\Ndeserve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.67,0:01:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[shouts]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.85,0:01:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,โช Poppa's โช House โช Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.90,0:02:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[straining]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.73,0:02:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.38,0:02:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[singsongy]: Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.12,0:02:06.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.95,0:02:07.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Poppa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.12,0:02:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.69,0:02:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you in pain? No, I was\Nsinging James Brown, "Living in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.87,0:02:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,America." Oh, I love that song.\Nโช Living in America.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.92,0:02:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[vocalizing]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.01,0:02:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.53,0:02:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Junior?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.36,0:02:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[singsongy]: Junior!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.63,0:02:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Dad? Okay, what in the {\i1}Gone\Nwith the Wind{\i0} is going on
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.72,0:02:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,between you two? Nothing.\NListen, is it done? Uh, yes, the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.42,0:02:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,installer just finished with\Nyour fancy new toilet. The seat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.34,0:02:48.99,Default,,0,0,0,,lifts up, the toilet flushes by\Nitself, so it will be easy to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.12,0:02:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,use until your back gets better.\NAha! I knew you were hurt. You
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.17,0:02:55.39,Default,,0,0,0,,know, you should go see a doctor\Nabout that. You probably just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.52,0:02:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,need to get a cortisone shot.\NYeah, why don't you give me one?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.00,0:03:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not that kind of\Ndoctor. Exactly. You're not a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.31,0:03:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,doctor. How would you know?\NYou've never seen one. And I do
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.53,0:03:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,have a background in nursing.\NListen, Junior, if brickhead is
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:11.53,Default,,0,0,0,,not gonna see a doctor, then I\Ncan help you out. All right, I
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.66,0:03:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,will just, I'll get you an\Nicepack.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.36,0:03:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Right here. And I don't want you\Nto go anywhere else. Don't leave
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.93,0:03:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,me alone with that woman. She's\Ngot designs on me, see? Why are
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.46,0:03:25.90,Default,,0,0,0,,you talking like a detective\Nfrom the '40s?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.03,0:03:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,[old-timey voice]: She got\Ndesigns on me, see? She's got
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.25,0:03:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,nice getaway sticks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.29,0:03:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.51,0:03:35.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You laugh. But she's always\Ngiving me those sexy eyes and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.12,0:03:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,the touchy, touchy feely and...\Nand don't get me started with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.65,0:03:43.65,Default,,0,0,0,,the flirty, dirty comments she's\Ndoing. What, like, "I'll get you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.78,0:03:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,an icepack"? Yeah, you heard it\Nlike that, I hear it like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.87,0:03:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[sexy voice]: "I'll get you an\Nicepack, Poppa."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.92,0:03:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,See, it starts with the icepack,\Nand then next thing you know
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.19,0:03:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,she's bringing you flowers, and\Nthen she's walking away with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.67,0:04:01.89,Default,,0,0,0,,half your money. Wait, how did\Nyou get from icepack to alimony?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.02,0:04:03.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. Ask your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.42,0:04:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But wait a minute, I don't\Nunderstand. Did he lose the ring
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.68,0:04:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,or not? He did not. I told him I\Ntook it to get cleaned, but he
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.68,0:04:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,wasn't listening, so now he\Nthinks he lost it. He only hears
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.69,0:04:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,me when it's about sex. JUNIOR:\NYou say something, babe? I want
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.65,0:04:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,him to understand how important\Nthis is to me. He won't even
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.69,0:04:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,come clean. JUNIOR: I washed it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.35,0:04:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He even wore oven mitts to bed\Nlast night so I couldn't see the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.31,0:04:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,ring was missing. Holding him\Naccountable. I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.79,0:04:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of liking that, what's\Nup with you and Poppa? Ew! I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.11,0:04:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,just trying to help the man out.\NMm. Girl, I don't miss a beat. I
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.46,0:04:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,know what I know. I see how you\Nare with him. Please! I would
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.33,0:04:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,never get involved with somebody\NI work with. I wrote a book
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.51,0:05:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,about that. It's called {\i1}Don't\NJeopardize That Paycheck, Girl.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.73,0:05:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm. Not buying it. Well, you\Nshould. It's available online.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.13,0:05:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Now enough about me and P-bear.\NI mean Poppa. What are you gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.39,0:05:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,do about this ring? Oh, I'm\Ngonna milk it. JUNIOR: Coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.92,0:05:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is this thing?\NThis thing is the new toilet I
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.27,0:05:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,was talking about. Super fancy.\NYou don't got to do nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.15,0:05:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Just walk up to it. Watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.84,0:05:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[toilet speaks Japanese]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.32,0:05:31.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.28,0:05:34.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-what said that? The toilet.\NIt, uh, greets you in Japanese.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.98,0:05:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a sign of respect. Thank\Nyou for your poo-poo and your
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.81,0:05:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,pee-pee. Get out, I got to go.\NAll right. I'll be waiting for
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.86,0:05:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,you outside. Why you smiling\Nlike that? You'll see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.47,0:05:50.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[liquid tinkling]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.26,0:05:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[Poppa chuckling]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.61,0:05:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[Poppa giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.79,0:05:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[toilet speaks Japanese]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.09,0:05:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[Poppa laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.18,0:06:02.97,Default,,0,0,0,,[Poppa speaking gibberish]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.10,0:06:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[bell ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.76,0:06:14.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you know this thing did the\Nsquirt thing? Oh, yeah. This
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.28,0:06:16.81,Default,,0,0,0,,thing needs to come with a\Nconsent form. Oh, yeah. If you
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.94,0:06:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,put some heels on it, you could\Ntake it downtown and make a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.63,0:06:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,fortune.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.03,0:06:20.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.64,0:06:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Spasms! Aw, Dad, come on,\Nyou're getting worse. All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.12,0:06:30.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You're on a walker. Your back is\Nspasming. You need to go to a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.34,0:06:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,doctor. Ah, I'm fine. I'm an\Nathlete. I play through pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.65,0:06:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Like Jordan. He had the flu.\NScored 38 points. Kobe popped
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.13,0:06:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,his Achilles. Still hit two\Ncritical free throws. And don't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.10,0:06:48.71,Default,,0,0,0,,get me started on Mr. Dennis\NRodman. He still looks sick. But
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.84,0:06:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,he plays through the pain... of\Nbeing ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.10,0:06:54.10,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.59,0:07:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You are ridiculous. All right?\NIf you're not gonna go the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.37,0:07:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,doctor, I quit. Yeah, well, then\NI won't loan you the money for
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.85,0:07:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,the ring. Fine, I don't care.\NI'll either find it or I'll tell
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.73,0:07:11.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Nina I lost it myself. You come\Nback here and wipe me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.34,0:07:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Did he go see a doctor yet?\NNo, and I'm done trying to help
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.91,0:07:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,him! All right, don't you worry.\NI will get him to a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.19,0:07:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,โช
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.90,0:07:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.98,0:07:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.42,0:07:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatcha doing? Just, uh, hanging\Nout. Admiring your boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.51,0:07:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Wondering... if they come in my\Nsize. Why are they on your
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.82,0:07:58.82,Default,,0,0,0,,hands? For dancing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.17,0:08:06.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here, take 'em off. I want\Nto see some skin. Oh. Sock
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.70,0:08:07.09,Default,,0,0,0,,puppets.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.22,0:08:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.92,0:08:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It's me and you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.09,0:08:10.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[high voice]: Hey, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.40,0:08:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[deep voice]: How you doing? Who\Nwas that? It's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.97,0:08:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[normal voice]: It's your\Nmorning voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.40,0:08:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,[deep voice]: I'm not in the\Nmood again. Well, I will be
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.84,0:08:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,after you strip-- And who might\Nthose puppets be?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.32,0:08:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.32,0:08:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's our kids. It's Maya and\NTrey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.28,0:08:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,[high voice]: We love you,\NMommy, so much, 'cause you're so
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.11,0:08:30.81,Default,,0,0,0,,forgiving. And so tall.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.77,0:08:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need no doctors. I don't\Nneed no Junior. All I need is my
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.95,0:08:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,new friend Mr. Grab-it. Okay,\Ncome here, PB and J.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.70,0:08:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.35,0:08:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy got you, PB and J. I got--\NOh, come here. Yes, baby, you
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.27,0:08:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,want daddy. I got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.71,0:09:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.27,0:09:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I got you right here, come on.\NOh, damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.67,0:09:16.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Junior! You rang? Yes, for\NJunior. Well, Junior told me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.55,0:09:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,you're insufferable. And I told\NJunior that's why people have
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.38,0:09:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,caretakers who aren't family,\Nsomeone like me. Well, I don't
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.82,0:09:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,want you. I want my ungrateful\Nson!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.39,0:09:30.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.57,0:09:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No. You want the path of least\Nresistance. Now I'm gonna take
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.83,0:09:40.27,Default,,0,0,0,,care of you, because I know\Nexactly what you need. Is Junior
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.40,0:09:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,in that bag? Just his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.97,0:09:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.19,0:09:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not fun-- ow! Ah,\Nspasms![
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.45,0:09:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.54,0:09:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Spasms-- Ooh! All right. Are you\Nokay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.07,0:09:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[stammering]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.72,0:09:57.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go, here you go. What\Nare you doing to-- Oh. What are
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.03,0:10:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,you-- What are you doing to me?\NNo means yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.47,0:10:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And yes means deeper. Ah. Your\Nlittle Grinch fingers are
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.52,0:10:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,magical.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.17,0:10:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.26,0:10:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let's open up the hangar.\NNo. Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.10,0:10:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's actually pretty\Ngood. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Let me
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.97,0:10:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,try that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.45,0:10:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.10,0:10:29.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, this isn't my first\Ntime taking care of someone. I
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.02,0:10:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,had actually dropped out of\Nnursing school to take care of
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.58,0:10:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,my brother. Really? How's he\Nnow? He died. Was it the soup?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.33,0:10:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay. He was actually\Nreally stubborn, just like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.77,0:10:46.77,Default,,0,0,0,,By the time he finally made it\Nto the doctor, it was too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.90,0:10:51.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a similar experience with\Nmy dad. He spent his life
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.56,0:10:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,avoiding doctors. He used to\Ncall them "quacks." And then,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.43,0:10:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,one day, he was complaining\Nabout a cold in his shoulder.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.48,0:11:01.13,Default,,0,0,0,,They took him to the hospital\Nand he never came home. Couldn't
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.26,0:11:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,duck the quacks, huh? Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.27,0:11:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, finally, something funny\Ncame out your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.49,0:11:10.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.80,0:11:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, um, if my brother had\Ngone to the doctor a little
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.93,0:11:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,earlier...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.50,0:11:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.58,0:11:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,...he might still be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.37,0:11:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,My dad just didn't believe in\Nthem. I mean, the last time he
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.46,0:11:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,went to the doctor, he was born.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.16,0:11:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Poppa, I just want you to\Nbe here for a long time. And
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.60,0:11:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,don't worry. I'm not a wuss like\NJunior, I'm not going anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.91,0:11:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm here, silly billy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.61,0:11:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.57,0:11:51.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.10,0:11:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,โช
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.89,0:12:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,She's not going anywhere...\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.76,0:12:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.11,0:12:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,[panting, groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.85,0:12:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.86,0:12:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Looking for your wallet, Mr.\NDirty Birdie? Yes. There's
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.34,0:12:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,nothing inside. I spent it all.\NNo... Give me my money! You know
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.43,0:12:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,what happens to little dirty\Nbirdies who don't do as they're
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.82,0:12:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,told?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.43,0:12:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,[crying]: No, I don't know. Mama\Nmakes sure that you spend the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.66,0:12:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,rest of your life in misery. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.18,0:12:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a big-ass book.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.19,0:12:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you write that whole thing?\NYes, in two days, like Tyler
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.93,0:12:45.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Perry. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.46,0:12:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No. You're in misery. Listen,\Nplease, please. Whatever you're
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.50,0:12:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,thinking about doing, don't do\Nit. Don't do it! I already have
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.29,0:12:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,a clubfoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.12,0:12:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[shushes]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.29,0:12:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you'll have two.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.60,0:13:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,[pained groaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.04,0:13:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[cackling evilly]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.39,0:13:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you I was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.30,0:13:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[cackling evilly]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.83,0:13:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[snorting, laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.79,0:13:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.88,0:13:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,[panting]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.70,0:13:19.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Junior!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.62,0:13:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.15,0:13:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.72,0:13:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.59,0:13:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.12,0:13:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad! The whole block heard you\Nscreaming. What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.47,0:13:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,She's trying to kill me! Who?\NDr. Reed. She's Kathy Bates. She
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.56,0:13:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,got a sledgehammer. She hit the\Nclubfoot. Get me out of here,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,son. Get me out of here. So, you\Nwant to go to the doctor? Yes,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.74,0:13:53.78,Default,,0,0,0,,any doctor but Dr. Reed. Any\Ndoctor but Dr. Reed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.48,0:13:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[car door closes]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.18,0:13:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, she's back. Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.00,0:13:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.09,0:13:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.57,0:13:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.36,0:13:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.05,0:14:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry! Hurry. Hurry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.15,0:14:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you touch your toes?\NAbsolutely. There.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.59,0:14:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I can touch yours, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.12,0:14:26.47,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, Doc? This is what he\Ndoes, all right? H-He's in
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.60,0:14:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,denial about getting older. And\NI don't like it. You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.21,0:14:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,there's no shame in getting\Nolder, Mr. Fulton.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.43,0:14:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[forced chuckle]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.04,0:14:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't have to be all doom\Nand gloom. Especially if you
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.09,0:14:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,take care of your health. I know\Nthe hustle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.43,0:14:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[snaps fingers]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.00,0:14:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead. Write your little\Nprescription so you can get your
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.00,0:14:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,free trip to Tahiti and the boat\Nfrom big pharma, and then, me
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.53,0:14:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,and my little manservant here\Ncan be on our merry little way.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.01,0:14:51.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll do you one better. Come\Nhere. What's got-- What... Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.06,0:14:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[bones cracking]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.32,0:14:54.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Get-- Oh! Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.89,0:14:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Wow. That feels good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.50,0:15:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that gonna cost me? Just\Nsome humility. I'm just a doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.73,0:15:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,you can trust. Yeah, right. I\Ndon't trust any doctor except
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.47,0:15:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,for Dr. J, Dr. Dre and Dr\NPepper.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.38,0:15:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.95,0:15:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You're quite a card. Yeah,\Nthat's what they tell me. Now
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.65,0:15:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,open wide. Hmm? Open wide? Oh, I\Ncan't get to your prostate from
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.39,0:15:20.61,Default,,0,0,0,,there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.00,0:15:27.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Say what now? I'm out. โช
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.10,0:15:30.23,Default,,0,0,0,,[humming]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.36,0:15:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,One trip to the doctor and\Nyou're good as new. Dr. Reed was
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.84,0:15:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,right. You know what? That Dr.\NReed got a crush on me. She
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.71,0:15:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,probably wants to move in, do\NIVF, and have, like, ten kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.41,0:15:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,and then divorce me and take the\Nother half of my money.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.94,0:15:45.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.55,0:15:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, seriously. What is so wrong\Nwith someone being tender and
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.33,0:15:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,showing that they care about\Nyou? Son, after the way things
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.86,0:15:55.60,Default,,0,0,0,,ended with me and your mother, I\Npromised myself I'd never be
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.73,0:15:58.78,Default,,0,0,0,,tricked into falling in love\Nagain. Yeah, well, if you, you
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.91,0:16:01.43,Default,,0,0,0,,know, if you shut yourself off,\Nyou're in a self-imposed prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.56,0:16:04.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd rather be in Alcatraz than\Nto have to manage someone else's
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.05,0:16:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,feelings and be on someone\Nelse's schedule. Well, I've got
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.09,0:16:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,news for you, Pop. If you're in\NAlcatraz, you {\i1}are{\i0} on someone
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.10,0:16:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,else's schedule. Yeah, that's\Ntrue, but love is different. It
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.36,0:16:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.71,0:16:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[mimics Poppa]: Yeah, yeah. Love\Nis a racket, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.06,0:16:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[snapping fingers]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.63,0:16:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,First, they want you to move in\Nwith them, hmm. Then comes with
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.59,0:16:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,the delicious soups, right?\NThen, they make your life all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.98,0:16:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,better, mm. Man... Man,\Nseriously. You got to open
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.59,0:16:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,yourself up to new experiences,\Nman. You know what? If I'm being
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.42,0:16:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,honest, Ivy is actually not that\Nbad. She's kind of sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.82,0:16:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,JUNIOR: Yeah. POPPA: And very\Nkind. I hate her laughter. That
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.00,0:16:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,laugh is crazy. POPPA: And the\Nother thing is, to be honest,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.61,0:16:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I just don't want to start\Nup nothing that I'm probably
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.22,0:16:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,gonna ruin.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.40,0:16:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,โช Stupid...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.49,0:17:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[muttering]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.28,0:17:00.71,Default,,0,0,0,,...ring!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.41,0:17:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you kidding me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.28,0:17:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing maniacally]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.20,0:17:11.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.85,0:17:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[imitating Gollum]: Yes... My\Nring.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.73,0:17:20.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[normal voice]: It's always in\Nthe most obvious place. Ah! Drop
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.64,0:17:21.47,Default,,0,0,0,,the ring, Gollum.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.60,0:17:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[mimics Gollum]: My precious.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.17,0:17:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[snarling]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.56,0:17:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a seat. I want you to take\Na look at these.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.27,0:17:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,JUNIOR: Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.27,0:17:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy looks just like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.75,0:17:45.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.71,0:17:49.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You thought you lost your\Nwedding ring and you were trying
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.98,0:17:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,to hide it from me. Admit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.80,0:17:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.50,0:17:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. I'll admit it, I-I lost my\Nring and I owe you an apology.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.77,0:18:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I-I know our rings\Nsymbolize our love and
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.42,0:18:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,commitment for each other and I\Nwas just scared to death that
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.56,0:18:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,you were gonna think I didn't\Nvalue that. Thank you for saying
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.60,0:18:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,that. And you didn't lose your\Nring. Come again? I took it to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.52,0:18:14.78,Default,,0,0,0,,get it cleaned. Well, why didn't\Nyou tell me? I did try to tell
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.91,0:18:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,you, but you weren't paying any\Nattention. So I decided to have
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.05,0:18:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,a little fun and play "hide the\Nring."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.75,0:18:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There's been something I've been\Nwanting to do. Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.71,0:18:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.06,0:18:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna be hard getting it\Noff, but we can try.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.94,0:18:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Damon Throckmorton Fulton Jr.\NAw...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.64,0:18:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[nervous chuckle]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.07,0:18:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Second of his name... Girl, I'm\Nabout to get married. First in
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.16,0:18:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,my heart... Aw... ...will you\Ncontinue to be my adorably
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.47,0:18:50.65,Default,,0,0,0,,forgetful husband?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.13,0:18:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my gosh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.74,0:19:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, baby. A thousand times yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.31,0:19:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,โช Hey, yo. I had a near-death\Nexperience. He tweaked his back,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.45,0:19:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Poppitos and Doccitos. Yeah. The\Npoint is, I felt like I was
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.93,0:19:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,,gonna die. Well, they say when\Nyou have near-death experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.76,0:19:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and your life flashes before\Nyour eyes, that the people who
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.81,0:19:24.55,Default,,0,0,0,,matter the most come to mind.\NYeah, well. What came to mind
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.68,0:19:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,for me was all the mistakes I\Nmade before and the ones that I
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.77,0:19:32.56,Default,,0,0,0,,don't ever want to make again.\NWell, that doesn't mean you
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.69,0:19:36.78,Default,,0,0,0,,should stop trying. You're\Nright. You know, maybe if I had
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.91,0:19:40.65,Default,,0,0,0,,a beautiful woman like you in my\Nlife, I'd be motivated to be a
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.78,0:19:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,better man. Oh, P-bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.27,0:19:49.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.40,0:19:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Had a bad dream, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.40,0:19:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.62,0:19:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,[relieved groan]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.67,0:20:03.63,Default,,0,0,0,,False alarm. Go back to sleep,\Nlittle buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.94,0:20:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Big buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.99,0:20:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.21,0:20:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[panting]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.39,0:20:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actioning.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.09,0:20:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So, is it done yet? Yes, the,\Nuh, installer just finished you
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.79,0:20:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,with your... Son of a gun, why\Nis the word not coming out? The
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.44,0:20:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,installer just finished with\Nyour fancy new toilet. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.88,0:20:35.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Here. Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.06,0:20:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[production crew laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.32,0:20:38.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I know all the words now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.50,0:20:45.98,Default,,0,0,0,,All I needed was a kiss. All\Nright. Captioned byMedia Access
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.11,0:20:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Group at WGBHaccess.wgbh.org
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