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*LOG IN
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*MY FRIENDS BOOK
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*ZEROS AND ONES
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*TO: MILDRED
SUBJECT: HANGING OUT?
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*HEY WHY ARENT U WRITING BACK TO ME?!?!?!?
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*IM STARTING TO GET REALLY FRUSTR...
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*HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?!?!
WANNA HANG?
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*SAVE TO DRAFTS
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- You're welcome.
- For what?
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Good morning!
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- So good to see you.
- Hi, Donny.
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We just wanted to
wish you a good morning.
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- Well could you not do that.
- Would you let him look at me, please?
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We haven't seen you in forever.
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Yeah, and you thought a
cool way of seeing me
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would be to run me
over at 9 A.M.?
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Yeah, a fun way.
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We drove all the way
up here in the A.M.
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to see you and have a good time.
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And here we are,
hanging out and having a blast, already.
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*BUFFERING
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You been ditching us for cooter?
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Look, guys, I know it sucks that
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we haven't hung out in a while,
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and I totally think we should.
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And I was probably going to
call you guys this weekend, OK?
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But I really don't have time
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to play these games right now.
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Yeah, what's her name?
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I just lost the game.
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Look James, it's just kind of hard
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when you move so far away
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and you spend all this time
with your new girlfriend.
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Were you really gonna
call us this weekend?
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Or were you
gonna lay in bed with...
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Motherf...
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Good morning.
You wasted it, man.
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What's her name, by the way?
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Your bride...
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There's no there's no bride,
there's no girlfriend.
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It's just me.
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Just me... doing my thing.
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Well if you got nothing
going on tonight
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you wanna hang out?
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I just lost the game.
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What are you muttering
about over there, Cole?
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I'm muttering about the fucking game.
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What game?
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The game.
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The Game. The Game!
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Cole, relax... what?
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You guys don't know
what just happened?
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Now I'm gonna have to
ruin your lives, I guess.
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You're not going to ruin my life.
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I'm just apologizing in advance.
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Don't apologize.
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OK, here goes.
When I was on tour with Stevie,
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we had this gig at this warehouse,
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and there was this girl in Baltimore...
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Did you hook up?
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And she started talking to me about
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this game called "The Game"
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Where if you think about the game,
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you've lost the game.
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That's it.
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*EYE SEE YOU V1.04
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I gotta go, my boss is here.
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Yeah, my boss.
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Alright.
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*CALL ENDED
SAM
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James...
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What do you think?
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Banquet hall...
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We hide a little
bottle of cognac.
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Expensive.
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And all the guests know
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that it's there hiding
in the banquet hall.
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Throughout the
course of the evening,
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someone...
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finds the cognac.
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OK.
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We then reunite that someone,
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with their first love!
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Wow. That's totally...
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totally romance.
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Uhhhhh...
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That sounds a little bit too...
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Dangerous?
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It's heart-wrenching.
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It's heart-wrenching.
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Ummm...
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Hey James, do you
want to hang out tonight?
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No! I don't think I can.
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I gotta go to this
neighborhood birthday thing.
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Norm's throwing
this really big party
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tonight and you should come.
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Like at his parents' house, or what?
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No.
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He's fuckin' rich now,
you didn't hear that?
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He just bought a new house.
He wants to show it off,
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so he invited
everybody from high school
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Why don't you just
hang out with us now?
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Cause I have to go to work.
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- You have a job?
- Yes.
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What's your job, you fucking yuppie?
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I work at an event planning company.
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Is this idea gold, or what?
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Yes.
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Probably. I'm just trying to understand
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how you think you would orchestrate
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something like that.
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- Orchestrate?
- Simple.
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We go a few hours early
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to the banquet hall.
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Hide the little cognac
in a sweet little spot.
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- Done.
- Yes. No, I know.
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*JAMES, YOU GOTTA COME
TO NORMS PARTY TONITE...
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I'm talking about the
first love reuniting part.
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That...
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is where you come in.
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There you go.
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You're going to handle that.
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Right.
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So that's why you're all dressed up?
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Alright. Alright.
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That's me.
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Alright. Here's your car.
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Hit the pavement.
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What are you guys doing today?
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I gotta make a bid on a Jazzmaster.
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I'm gonna start fasting.
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Drivin' around.
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Look, do you have a garage
or a spare room?
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That's all I'm asking.
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I have an apartment, Brad.
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*INCOMING CALL "MILDRED"
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Hey!
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Cool hearing from you.
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Yeah. Oh man, right now?
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I'm not really doing anything.
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The beach? Yeah!
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You make it sound so nice.
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Yeah...
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Well, I'm at work right now...
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*HEY JAMES,
IS THAT YOUR ONLINE OBSESSION? :P
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But I can probably pick you up later.
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At like 5:30 for the beach.
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We could catch the sunset, at least.
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Yes, I know it's Friday...
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but that's a work day too,
for people who work.
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Well, can I call you later?
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How'd the beach go?
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I bet it was great.
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So I was just figuring maybe
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we could do something now,
at night.
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*CONNECTED "MILDRED"
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Yeah, if you wanna
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just call me back and...
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I guess.
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Yeah. We'll just talk,
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when you call me back.
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I understand if
you're doing something,
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you know, um, whatever.
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I'm doing something.
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We're both doing something, you know.
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So maybe like if you
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call me back, we can,
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do something together.
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OK?
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Alright! So...
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I guess I'll talk to you soon.
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Have a good one tonight.
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It's James.
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OK, bye.
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*CALL ENDED "MILDRED"
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*1 TEXT RECEIVED
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*FROM: DONNY
JAMES, WHERE ARE YOU?
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*NORM'S PARTY IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW
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*TO: "MILDRED"
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?
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Have a good one tonight.
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*JUST PICK UP WHEN I CALL YOU.
NOT A BIG DEAL.
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Have a good one tonight?
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*HOW MUCH EFFORT COULD IT
POSSIBLY TAKE TO BE FRIENDS?
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*STUPID YUPPIE PARTY IN SILVERLAKE
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*SAVE TO DRAFTS
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*1 MISSED CALL
DONNY
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*CALLING... DONNY
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Hey Donny, is that
party still happening?
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* WELCOME TO USL V2001
DO YOU HAVE A 56.6K OR DSL MODEM?
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*SELECT SIGN ON NAME:
KINGJAMES4EVA
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*SELECT LOCATION:
TORRANCE 310-987-4900
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*US
LOG ON!
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Welcome!
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♪ 'Which Way Is Up'
by Cause Co-Motion ♪
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*BUCKY666
TONS OF STUFF FOR SALE
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*BIGFUNDON
TALK TO ME BUDDY!
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*IGOTCOLE
MAE-SHI - RUN TO YOUR GRAVE
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*SOUTHBAYBOY85
COME AT ME DAWG
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*STONECOLDESE
WHERE THE (.)(.) AT?
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*GLASSESFANST
REALLY BUSY GETTING WASTED
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*SUMGRRRL1884
JUST CHILLAXIN
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*JWIZARDJ7
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT...
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*MMANSONFIEND11
PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME
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*KASEYUNICORN33
LMAO THIS IS AWK, HELLO
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*MEANDEAN
POW MIA @ NORM'S
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*YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 30 MINUTES
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I'm here cause I'm comfortable!
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I'm finally comfortable... here.
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*CONVO WITH COREY
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It that a good thing?
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*YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED
TO JOIN A CHAT IN: THEKITCHEN98
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It's a good thing.
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I mean, I'm happy.
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Are you happy?
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*YOU ARE NOW IN KITCHEN_CHAT69
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Hey, James!
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*JAMES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
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Oh hey... guys.
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What's up?
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Not too much.
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What's up with you?
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Did you come by yourself?
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- Yeah.
- That's weird... cool.
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I mean, I just came to...
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Well, I don't know why I came.
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Yeah.
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Why did you come?
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You know, my friends are here.
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It's your ex-boyfriend!
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He's here to kill you.
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So what's up?
What are you guys talking about?
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Who's hot or not?
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Well, kind of. We were talking about
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whose life is on the skids or not.
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Really, huh?
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It's true.
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And?
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And there are many
lives on the skids.
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Inspired by your own personal history
or something?
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What?
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Like, you know, because
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you were in rehab,
so you started with yourself
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and did it with
everybody else too?
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Cool, so what's the prognosis,
skid-wise?
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I want to say live your life.
And you know, do things.
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Live life, gotcha.
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I mean, that's my motto,
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- Take one day at a time.
- Okay, check.
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Are you still Mexican though?
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Hell fuckin' yeah!
Arriba, motherfucker!
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Arriba, motherfuck-
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Well, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Feeling a little nauseous.
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She's feeling a little nauseous.
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So how about me, then?
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What do you make of me?
Is my life on the skids?
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I give her a fake name.
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It doesn't matter.
I still look through the phone book
264
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,973
and there's the fake name.
265
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:53,815
And I just see that,
and I just wanna call that.
266
00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:57,020
- What name did you give her?
- What's the point what name I gave her?
267
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,104
It makes no difference.
268
00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,398
- Tell me.
- Mildred.
269
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:05,398
I'd get my guitar out
and start jamming,
270
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,781
practicing, good stuff.
271
00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:11,284
Hoping maybe she'd come home.
272
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:12,577
In front of her place?
273
00:15:12,952 --> 00:15:15,497
Maybe she'd come out
and hear it, you know?
274
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:17,624
I don't know.
275
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,627
I guess I kind of freaked
her out or something,
276
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,380
cause it all just stopped.
277
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,091
And I tried emailing her, nothing.
278
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,845
Phone calls, text, nothing.
279
00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:32,500
*YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 1 HOUR
280
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,050
I think she's obviously... fucked up.
281
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:36,920
I just...
282
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,355
I just need to forget about her
283
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,524
in a real way, you know?
284
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,276
Where do you get off talking
about the skids
285
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:46,861
and whose life is on them
286
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:49,531
when you're still in the
safety net of the school?
287
00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:56,329
Listen, I have a full time
lab job on top of my grad word, jerk off.
288
00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:59,416
I heard you didn't even make it through
the first year of community college.
289
00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,918
That's right, cause college is littered
290
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,670
with assholes like you.
291
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,048
Probably her!
292
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:10,918
Well...
293
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,846
Then I can't wait to
get into the real world
294
00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:15,598
where I can be in a place that's littered
295
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,058
with assholes like you.
296
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:18,954
Well said.
297
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,039
I'm going to go to the bathroom
298
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,081
You do that.
299
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:24,941
I can't even talk anymore,
300
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,068
I actually have to
text this girl back, now.
301
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,236
I'm very sorry.
302
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:29,780
Sounds great.
303
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,280
It is great, actually...
304
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,762
because she's quite in love with me.
305
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,994
I'm just going to text her back now.
306
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,990
*CALL LOG
"MILDRED" "MILDRED" DONNY
307
00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:40,165
Do I love her?
308
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,916
I don't know. I don't even talk to her.
309
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,751
How the fuck am I going to love her?
310
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,545
I would love to love her.
311
00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,089
That'd be great.
312
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,160
Look, I gotta show you this thing, OK?
313
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,680
You get Donny...
314
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,679
I'll get my computer.
315
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,320
*RELATIONAL FEELINGS
316
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,400
*INCOMING CALL
"MILDRED"
317
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,780
*SUREFIRE STRATEGIES SO THAT YR FEELINGS
DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF YR RELATIONS
318
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,270
Hang on, guys, I got to take this call.
319
00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,612
Hey hang on a second,
320
00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:13,531
I'm at this loud party, OK?
321
00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,910
*RULE #1: IF NOT IN
REGULAR CASUAL COMMUNICATION (RCC)
322
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,940
*PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FOLLOWING RATIO:
A CERTAIN RATIO! IT'S THE LAW
323
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:18,965
Hey!
324
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:21,780
Can you hear me?
325
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,480
*RULE #2: IF AND WHEN YOUR LOVE OBJECT MAKES
CONTACT WITH YOU; DO NOT GET TOO EXCITED.
326
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:26,836
So, what's up?
327
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,463
How'd that thing you were doing go?
328
00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:31,060
*RULE #3: NEVER BELIEVE
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE TRUE:
329
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
Is it over?
330
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,740
*YOU KNOW THIS GIRL
TO THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
331
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,560
*FROM ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND
LOOKING AT HER PROFILE.
332
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,840
Do you think you want to hang out tonight?
333
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,840
*YOU DO NOT!
334
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,309
So you're really tired,
335
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,144
and don't think you can leave the house.
336
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,260
So maybe,
337
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,440
*RULE #4: GETTING WITH SOME MYSTERIOUS GIRL
WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
338
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,150
maybe I should just come over
to your room or something?
339
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,680
*RULE #5: NEVER INVITE YOURSELF OVER;
EVEN IF YOU CAN MAKE IT CONVINCING
340
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,034
OK.
341
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,455
Yeah, well, let's just
call it a night then.
342
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:03,497
Totally.
343
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,880
*AND REMEMBER: DON'T EVER LET YOUR FEELINGS
GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR RELATIONS.
344
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880
*THAT IS WHAT LOSERS DO.
345
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:13,299
Why don't you just say
we'll never hang out,
346
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,929
because at no point has
it actually been soon.
347
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:19,889
*THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK
JAMES PONGO
348
00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,432
Why don't just say never, you know?
349
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,320
It's been never now,
it's been never now forever.
350
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360
*CALL ENDED "MILDRED"
351
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
That was great.
352
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:29,272
Hello?
353
00:18:29,272 --> 00:18:31,270
*YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 2 HOURS
354
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,154
Great. Fuckin' great.
355
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,200
*POST TRAUMA BEER CONVO
356
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,326
Excuse me,
357
00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:43,996
Is that good, huh?
358
00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,038
It's mine.
359
00:18:45,038 --> 00:18:47,030
*CONVO WITH LOSER MORONS
360
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,836
Hey, that was great.
That was good.
361
00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:53,089
- That was good. I liked it.
- Relational feelings...
362
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,634
Oh! Why the fuck did you
leave my computer
363
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:57,927
with this fucking guy?
364
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,220
What the fuck?
365
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,013
*CONVO WITH THIS FUCKING GUY
366
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:04,100
I was just trying to show her a video...
367
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,769
I don't really give a fuck if you
were trying to show her...
368
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,118
up the ass!
369
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,950
It's my fucking computer.
370
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,950
*CONVO WITH COMPUTER HOG
371
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,400
*JAMES SAYS...
372
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,337
James, come on man.
373
00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:34,922
Get off there!
374
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,920
*ATTENTION: YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS
REMAINING ON YOUR USL ACCOUNT THIS MONTH.
375
00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:45,016
You have to get down form there.
376
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
- Jump!
- Stagedive!
377
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,980
Oh fuck! Holy shit!
378
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,980
*YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 3 HOURS
379
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,040
You broke the window!
380
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:12,000
*YOUR SYSTEM HAS CRASHED
PRESS CTRL+ALT+DEL TO RESTART YOUR COMPUTER
381
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,480
*LOG IN
382
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,436
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
383
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:13,938
Do you want anything?
384
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,525
Do you have juice?
385
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,361
Uh, yeah...
386
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,657
Orange, mango, carrot,
tomato, grapefruit...
387
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,620
OK, mango.
388
00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:30,662
Cool.
389
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:43,030
*CALL LOG "MILDRED" 4.32AM "MILDRED" 4.30AM 'MILDRED" 3.47AM
390
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,720
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
391
00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,763
Do you have wireless?
392
00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,390
Oh, yeah, of course.
393
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:56,438
The password is
1-2-2-3-3-3-4-4-4-4
394
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,480
OK.
395
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,277
- I'm going to check my e-mail.
- OK.
396
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:31,599
Hey Norm, have you seen my murse?
397
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,900
Uh, I don't know...
398
00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:41,692
Well, it's just a beige bag,
with a bunch of my fucking shit in it.
399
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,445
Well, maybe you left it in your car.
400
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,281
If I left it my car, I wouldn't be
looking for it around here, man!
401
00:22:47,323 --> 00:22:48,449
I didn't leave it in my car!
402
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,515
Please shut up...
403
00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,660
- No you shut the fuck up.
- What?
404
00:22:57,403 --> 00:22:58,915
Do you wanna help me
look around, Norm?
405
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:00,252
Well, where do you think it is?
406
00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:03,500
I don't know, Norm, in your house.
407
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,100
Fuck!
408
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:14,358
I don't want that juice, Norm.
409
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,101
I wanna find my bag.
410
00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:17,686
I want to find my computer.
411
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120
OK?
412
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120
OK, well...
413
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,300
You're gonna help me.
414
00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:23,901
Look, if you're really strapped
415
00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:25,152
I can probably give you the cash
416
00:23:25,194 --> 00:23:26,778
to cover most of that shit.
417
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,448
It's not a money thing, Norm.
418
00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:31,283
It's an everything thing.
419
00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:36,622
Goodbye, porno.
420
00:23:37,164 --> 00:23:38,540
Goodbye, job.
421
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,794
Goodbye, favorite places.
422
00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:45,714
Goodbye, everything that I've worked for...
423
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,343
and worked on the last 3 years.
424
00:23:49,385 --> 00:23:51,428
Goodbye, job.
425
00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:54,181
Hello Torrance!
426
00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:58,852
Typical, sitting here, in this dump.
427
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,981
- What?
- Hey, man. I got it.
428
00:24:03,023 --> 00:24:04,024
You found it?
429
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:08,820
No... it would be amazing if I did
though, right? That'd be cool.
430
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,942
No I have the next best thing though.
Almost as good.
431
00:24:12,324 --> 00:24:13,784
You figured out where it might be?
432
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,490
*DO YOU WANT TO RUN OR SAVE THIS FILE?
433
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,640
*YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
434
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,320
*I JUST LOST THE GAME
435
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,980
*HUH?
436
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,560
*DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THIS COULD BE
437
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:29,080
*THE FIRST STEP TO VICTORY
438
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:32,100
*THE FIRST STEP TO VICTORY
439
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,100
*IS A LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE?
440
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,800
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HATE"?
441
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,160
*THERE ARE SOME GREAT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST
442
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
*WE GREW UP WITH THESE PEOPLE
WE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THEM
443
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,800
*WELL THIS LIST SEEMS TO MEAN A LOT TO YOU
444
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800
*SO I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU KEEP IT
445
00:24:47,609 --> 00:24:50,654
Your computer was in my house last night.
446
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,240
This morning it was not in my house.
447
00:24:53,282 --> 00:24:55,909
That means someone who
was here last night took it.
448
00:24:55,951 --> 00:24:57,244
- Stole it.
- OK.
449
00:24:57,286 --> 00:25:00,039
But that is a list of someones
who was in my house last night.
450
00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:04,042
Well what am I supposed to do Norm,
call these people up?
451
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:06,628
See them? Do you have any idea
how long I've been trying to
452
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:09,757
distance myself from every single
name on this list?
453
00:25:14,052 --> 00:25:15,679
Did you back up your files?
454
00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:20,475
Installing suspect list
455
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,185
You've won!
456
00:25:22,227 --> 00:25:24,062
This isn't one of your
stupid jokes, right?
457
00:25:24,062 --> 00:25:27,060
*SHOOT THE CULPRIT
WIN A FREE LAPTOP!!!
458
00:25:27,149 --> 00:25:28,901
My stupid... What do you mean?
459
00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,904
I really need that computer
for work, you know?
460
00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:37,909
I mean, the prospect of going
through this list is really unattractive,
461
00:25:37,951 --> 00:25:40,871
and obviously I don't
want to go through that
462
00:25:40,913 --> 00:25:42,998
if it's one of your asshole jokes, OK?
463
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,543
You look pathetic, man.
464
00:25:47,419 --> 00:25:49,546
You think I wanna see you look like this?
465
00:25:52,216 --> 00:25:53,675
All right, well.
466
00:25:55,552 --> 00:25:57,513
Call you if I need your help.
467
00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,390
Who's the second suspect?
468
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:13,440
*BUCKY666
TONS OF STUFF FOR SALE
469
00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:15,405
You know Bucky, though!
470
00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:17,449
Bucky knows how to have fun!
471
00:26:17,783 --> 00:26:20,244
Where there's Bucky, there's fun.
472
00:26:20,744 --> 00:26:22,329
So this is it!
473
00:26:22,371 --> 00:26:25,374
This is what I do with the Roomba.
474
00:26:25,791 --> 00:26:27,209
I try to have fun with it.
475
00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:29,920
Even though it doesn't
want to have fun with me!
476
00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:33,881
Hey.
477
00:26:35,217 --> 00:26:36,217
Hey Bucky.
478
00:26:47,229 --> 00:26:49,064
Can I check my email, man?
479
00:26:49,523 --> 00:26:51,650
Yeah, absolutely.
You gotta go to the library.
480
00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:54,675
Or the internet cafe.
Or Fred's house or Norm's house.
481
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:57,159
There's lots of places you
can check your email!
482
00:26:58,156 --> 00:26:59,491
Not here, though.
483
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,701
No, no compy.
484
00:27:02,911 --> 00:27:04,704
You don't have a computer?
485
00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:05,914
Not yet.
486
00:27:06,456 --> 00:27:08,333
But I was thinking maybe
487
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:12,296
I could hack into the Roomba
and turn it into a computer!
488
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Yeah?
489
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,340
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
490
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,440
*SAM JUST TOLD ME YR LAPTOP GOT STOLEN. WTF?
491
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,460
I think it'll work.
492
00:27:19,511 --> 00:27:21,179
Yeah, that'll work man.
493
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,170
*I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU, BIGTIME
494
00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:26,726
Spy App, 15-day free trial!
495
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,460
You guys are soul mates, you
gotta email that prick back.
496
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,720
*DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT GUY JAMES
GOT HIS COMPUTER STOLEN
497
00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:33,441
I'm thinking about it.
498
00:27:33,483 --> 00:27:35,485
Oh, sorry. Hold on.
499
00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:39,840
*DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT GUY JAMES
GOT HIS COMPUTER STOLEN. FROM: ANNOYING COLE
500
00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:42,367
James, did your computer get stolen?
501
00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:44,452
Uh, yeah.
502
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:46,955
Oh and you're not out looking for it?
503
00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:50,417
Well, one of the reasons that I...
504
00:27:52,461 --> 00:27:54,129
came by here was to...
505
00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:56,840
maybe see if you knew
anything about that,
506
00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,009
but also to just sort of,
507
00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:01,219
you know, just come by...
508
00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:03,889
and see what was going on with you.
509
00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:05,880
*SUSPECT LOCKED
510
00:28:09,811 --> 00:28:13,189
What do you have Cole
in the car out there for?
511
00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:14,232
Cole?
512
00:28:14,274 --> 00:28:16,776
- Come on.
- I don't know.
513
00:28:16,818 --> 00:28:20,840
Is this some sort of sting operation?
Am I your prime suspect?
514
00:28:20,882 --> 00:28:23,708
Look we go to her house and you pretend
like you just wanna hang out.
515
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,458
OK.
516
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:29,998
Then I send her a text message
mentioning that your computer was stolen.
517
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,133
If she doesn't bring it up,
that means she's hiding something.
518
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,463
Alright.
519
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,173
Then you can be like,
"What was that text about?"
520
00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:40,674
Then we got her.
521
00:28:41,593 --> 00:28:43,238
Get out of here.
522
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,861
Really?
523
00:28:46,473 --> 00:28:47,473
OK.
524
00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:52,082
Erica? Oh my gosh.
525
00:28:54,856 --> 00:28:56,525
OK, bye.
526
00:28:58,485 --> 00:28:59,569
Goodbye!
527
00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:01,571
No, I'm laughing
because James...
528
00:29:01,613 --> 00:29:02,989
Cole?
529
00:29:04,741 --> 00:29:05,909
Oh hey.
530
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:08,680
What's up?
531
00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:11,498
How weird!
Seeing you here... I can't believe...
532
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:14,125
I never fucking...
533
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,503
I'm done with your
genius strategies, man.
534
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:20,048
Shit... I just lost game.
535
00:29:21,925 --> 00:29:24,052
Did you hear how crazy she got?
536
00:29:25,762 --> 00:29:27,972
That just proves that
she didn't steal it. Right?
537
00:29:28,014 --> 00:29:29,682
And how can you think she's boring?
538
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:30,767
She is boring.
539
00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:35,021
We were having a great
talk until you got involved.
540
00:29:35,063 --> 00:29:38,107
Well, look, that just
proves my theory then
541
00:29:38,149 --> 00:29:39,817
that people that are non-boring,
542
00:29:39,859 --> 00:29:42,695
AKA "suspicious people"
543
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:44,155
didn't take your computer.
544
00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:47,783
Hey!
545
00:29:48,201 --> 00:29:49,244
Good to see you, Cole!
546
00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,620
Are you guys gonna leave?!
547
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,163
Yeah, it's weird running into you.
548
00:29:52,205 --> 00:29:53,832
I'll catch you later, though, OK?
549
00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:58,169
Fuck off!
550
00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,290
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
551
00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:03,790
*DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE
LOSERS FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
552
00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:06,290
*COME GET WASTED AND LISTEN
TO TAPES IN MY BASEMENT! :0
553
00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:08,290
*EAZIER DAYS
COLE
554
00:30:15,478 --> 00:30:18,439
You man...
You have it made.
555
00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:20,191
Your life is like an endless party.
556
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:21,735
Uh well, yeah...
557
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,448
I mean, I don't know, you know, I just
558
00:30:27,490 --> 00:30:31,494
I mean, I just hustled this job
completely out of the blue.
559
00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:34,831
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I just came up to this...
560
00:30:34,873 --> 00:30:38,876
lady, you know, I saw who was at this club
561
00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:42,588
and she was obviously
like way too old to be there.
562
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,799
She was there with
like three other old ladies.
563
00:30:44,841 --> 00:30:45,841
Nice.
564
00:30:46,217 --> 00:30:48,886
So I figured she must be something like
565
00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:50,638
somebody who could do something for me.
566
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:52,849
Phony people...
567
00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:54,183
Yeah, I don't know.
568
00:30:54,225 --> 00:30:57,228
I just sorta...
it just sorta worked out, ya know?
569
00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:59,814
That's why it was cool when
it was just us,
570
00:30:59,856 --> 00:31:01,899
you know, like, your friends.
571
00:31:01,941 --> 00:31:03,776
But it wasn't phony, really.
572
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,779
Well, I mean, it was, it was...
573
00:31:06,196 --> 00:31:09,949
It was kind of like...
it just unfolded like really naturally.
574
00:31:10,408 --> 00:31:13,453
Those are like
old rich people though, man!
575
00:31:13,495 --> 00:31:16,539
It was like you and
us and your friends and stuff,
576
00:31:16,581 --> 00:31:18,082
that was cool.
577
00:31:18,124 --> 00:31:21,627
That was like the good old days,
or whatever. I don't know.
578
00:31:21,669 --> 00:31:26,549
- I know it sounds so cheesy.
- I know what you're saying but,
579
00:31:26,591 --> 00:31:29,719
it was, you know, it was fine.
580
00:31:29,761 --> 00:31:32,472
She gave me a job.
Ya know...?
581
00:31:32,514 --> 00:31:34,890
That's what you gotta do, man!
582
00:31:34,932 --> 00:31:39,958
You just gotta move to
wherever you move to and just
583
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,817
you know, you'll you go out to places
and you'll meet people and you'll
584
00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:49,197
make friends and then just things
will happen for you.
585
00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:51,319
Know what I mean?
It'll just start happening for you.
586
00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:54,702
I don't know.
587
00:31:56,955 --> 00:31:58,414
It's like, whatever...
588
00:31:58,456 --> 00:32:02,919
It's not even... it's not that
hard, it's not a big deal. Right?
589
00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,880
I mean, I'm bidding on a
fucking Jazzmaster right now.
590
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,440
*CURRENT PRICE: $405.00.
PRICE SETTER: IGOTCOLE22
591
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:13,870
This perfect, beautiful, red,
American '65 Jazzmaster.
592
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,382
That's awesome.
593
00:32:15,807 --> 00:32:18,100
Fuck yeah. And when I get it
you know what?
594
00:32:18,142 --> 00:32:23,815
I'm going to be able to write the sickest
songs that you've ever heard.
595
00:32:23,857 --> 00:32:26,275
I'm serious. And you're-
I mean, you're going to put them on
596
00:32:26,317 --> 00:32:29,111
and you're going to listen to them
over and over and over again.
597
00:32:29,153 --> 00:32:29,896
Yes!
598
00:32:29,939 --> 00:32:33,449
- Cause they're gonna be so fucking good!
- Yes!
599
00:32:33,491 --> 00:32:35,785
And then the songs are going
to be so sick
600
00:32:35,827 --> 00:32:38,955
because you're going to be
with this Jazzmaster?
601
00:32:39,622 --> 00:32:42,000
- Yep.
- That's awesome.
602
00:32:47,463 --> 00:32:50,675
And then, I'm gonna be able
to go on tour and stuff.
603
00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:58,307
Congratulations, Cole.
604
00:32:58,349 --> 00:33:00,000
Thanks, man.
605
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,540
*CURRENT PRICE: $680.00.
PRICE SETTER: SNIPER69
606
00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:03,605
Thanks.
607
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:07,920
*ATTENTION! YOU HAVE BEEN OUTBID
608
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,020
*SEARCH MODE ACTIVATED
609
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,400
*SARAH MCKLINTOCK
610
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,720
*SARAH MCKLINTOCK ON TWHATSUP?
611
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,651
*WTF IS JAMES PONGO DOING HERE?!?
612
00:33:49,651 --> 00:33:51,819
Who's your friend?
613
00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:55,114
We go to pharmacology school together,
and I'm trying to convince them
614
00:33:55,156 --> 00:33:57,867
to move out here when
we graduate next year.
615
00:33:58,368 --> 00:34:00,036
Is she hot?
616
00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:04,916
- It's a guy.
- It's a guy. That's cool.
617
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,200
*PONGO IS A PERVERT
618
00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:22,400
Son, I've been writing
this letter all morning
619
00:34:22,548 --> 00:34:24,568
*DEAR NEWSPAPER...
620
00:34:24,644 --> 00:34:26,354
and I was wondering
621
00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:30,316
if you would please help me send an e-mail
622
00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:34,695
to those goddamn morons at The Times.
623
00:34:36,614 --> 00:34:37,824
Sure.
624
00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:42,119
I have been reading your paper
625
00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:48,334
regularly for the last 50-some-odd years.
Almost every morning,
626
00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:52,088
browsing through pages,
I come to the same thought
627
00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:54,799
These guys are a bunch of goddamn morons.
628
00:34:57,718 --> 00:35:02,098
All right. I'll just send it
from my e-mail, OK?
629
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,390
OK.
630
00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:07,958
But just don't you
go taking credit for it?
631
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,814
OK.
632
00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:14,277
How do you want me to sign it?
633
00:35:15,903 --> 00:35:17,363
"Anon."
634
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,719
OK.
635
00:35:22,368 --> 00:35:24,871
All right. I sent it.
636
00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:28,291
Paper should be getting it
any minute now.
637
00:35:28,499 --> 00:35:29,499
That fast?
638
00:35:30,168 --> 00:35:34,463
Yeah.
I'm going to check my email now. OK?
639
00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:35,505
OK.
640
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:40,500
*BOSSY, BAD NEWS. I WAS
MUGGED YESTERDAY AND GOT MY...
641
00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:43,681
What kind of shower do you take?
642
00:35:43,973 --> 00:35:44,973
Sorry?
643
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,102
What kind of shower do you take?
644
00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:53,357
I guess I don't know,
a normal one.
645
00:35:54,525 --> 00:35:55,651
No.
646
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,779
Five minutes hot,
647
00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:03,117
one minute cold, four minutes hot,
648
00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:05,578
two minutes cold
649
00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:09,665
three minutes hot, three minutes cold
650
00:36:09,707 --> 00:36:13,400
and then you dry yourself.
651
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:18,465
- Alright.
- Let me ask you something.
652
00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:21,010
Do you sleep with your window open?
653
00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:25,348
I don't know.
654
00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:28,768
Don't you sleep with your window open?
655
00:36:30,478 --> 00:36:32,021
You know... I'm really not sure.
656
00:36:32,063 --> 00:36:37,295
You must sleep with your window open
and don't trust women.
657
00:36:37,337 --> 00:36:39,612
- Grampa!
- You're not a woman!
658
00:36:39,654 --> 00:36:44,450
Your mother was never a woman
and you'll never be a woman!
659
00:36:44,492 --> 00:36:45,993
What the hell is going on here?
660
00:36:46,035 --> 00:36:49,872
I'm just teaching
your Romeo the facts of life.
661
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,751
I was just helping him send an email.
662
00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:55,461
Yeah, what are you, crazy?
663
00:36:55,503 --> 00:36:57,671
We don't let him use the computer.
664
00:36:57,713 --> 00:37:00,174
Sorry. He seemed innocent enough.
665
00:37:02,802 --> 00:37:05,429
You know what happens when you
let old people use the computer?
666
00:37:06,097 --> 00:37:08,515
It starts with innocent
grandpa sending an email,
667
00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:12,000
and it ends with psychotic mom
killing a girl on MySpace.
668
00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:15,314
I'm sorry, I didn't know your policy.
669
00:37:15,356 --> 00:37:18,401
Yeah. You don't know anything.
670
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:21,862
So, what's the deal?
671
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,216
The deal?
672
00:37:28,131 --> 00:37:29,159
What do you want?
673
00:37:29,202 --> 00:37:31,876
Well... you were...
Norm's party... friends!
674
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:32,936
OK!
675
00:37:32,936 --> 00:37:34,542
*BUFFERING...
676
00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:36,419
Well, like...
677
00:37:37,545 --> 00:37:39,505
did you steal it?
678
00:37:39,547 --> 00:37:42,174
What?! What?!
679
00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:43,467
Or like...
680
00:37:43,509 --> 00:37:46,262
- was your friend at the party?
- Yes.
681
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,265
Well, can I speak with him?
682
00:37:49,265 --> 00:37:51,016
*IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?
683
00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:52,518
What is this, James?
684
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,014
Can you just please bring him to me?
685
00:37:54,057 --> 00:37:55,938
Because I have a question to ask him. OK?
686
00:37:57,106 --> 00:37:58,958
And then you're gonna leave?
687
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Yes. Thank you.
688
00:38:10,578 --> 00:38:12,121
He's black.
689
00:38:14,456 --> 00:38:16,166
So who?
690
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,002
So he's black.
691
00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:22,297
So what?
692
00:38:22,339 --> 00:38:24,842
He's a black man!
693
00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:28,387
What is it with you guys, whatever it is,
694
00:38:28,429 --> 00:38:30,848
he's responsible!
695
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:35,930
Old man, you're scapegoating...
black people, you can't-
696
00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:39,148
He's 100 percent responsible!
697
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,900
*HMM. E-DAWG SAYS HE FOUND A COMPY.
698
00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:49,491
Whisk her away!
699
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,020
*E-DAWG GOING CRAZY OVER THE KITTENS
700
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,587
Ashley, how you doing?
It's Edwin.
701
00:39:01,629 --> 00:39:04,048
No, I was calling to find
out on the status of the kittens.
702
00:39:06,216 --> 00:39:07,926
They found all the kittens?
You're lying!
703
00:39:07,968 --> 00:39:10,095
They found all the kittens?
704
00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:12,723
You are an angel that descended
upon me from heaven.
705
00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,391
Thank you so much.
706
00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:17,019
Well, James, this is my friend Edwin.
707
00:39:17,478 --> 00:39:19,938
- OK.
- Hold on a second.
708
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:20,981
How you doing, man?
709
00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,149
Nice to meet you, I'm Edwin.
710
00:39:22,191 --> 00:39:23,484
Hey, nice to meet you.
711
00:39:23,859 --> 00:39:26,612
You had a question for him.
712
00:39:26,654 --> 00:39:28,322
Did I? Uhh...
713
00:39:28,364 --> 00:39:30,699
Yeah, you did. I went and got him
714
00:39:30,741 --> 00:39:32,826
because you wanted to ask
him something.
715
00:39:32,868 --> 00:39:36,914
I... no... I think... wha...
716
00:39:36,956 --> 00:39:39,416
probably whatever I wanted
to ask Edwin was...
717
00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:42,920
I don't know what I was thinking.
Because obviously
718
00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:48,008
Edwin has nothing to do with what
I wanted to ask him about.
719
00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:50,344
No, no, please, James. Go right ahead.
720
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,014
No, really, it's OK.
721
00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,892
I'm all cleared up now.
722
00:39:56,934 --> 00:39:59,353
OK. Very good. Well...
723
00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:02,648
thanks for wasting our time.
724
00:40:03,148 --> 00:40:04,817
Eat crow!
725
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,153
What'd he say?
726
00:40:08,195 --> 00:40:09,696
He told you to eat crow.
727
00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,073
Crows are really smart.
728
00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:13,325
The smartest black bird...
729
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,300
*OMG! JAMES PONGO! NAPPING! HERE! NOW!
730
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,260
*BECKY'S FLOWER BED
731
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:24,210
So who's next on this motley
hit list of yours?
732
00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:29,007
I don't know. Maybe...
Dean.
733
00:40:30,008 --> 00:40:32,761
Oh, my God. I totally know Dean.
I had trigonometry with that guy.
734
00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:34,388
He's like totally a smarty pants.
735
00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:36,098
So where does he live?
736
00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:39,685
You know, I'm not sure.
737
00:40:39,727 --> 00:40:43,689
Allow me to look up the little smarty
pants on the Facebook, shall I? OK?
738
00:40:47,317 --> 00:40:48,485
Thanks.
739
00:40:55,701 --> 00:40:56,952
He lives in Lancaster.
740
00:40:58,287 --> 00:40:59,538
Didn't see that coming...
741
00:40:59,997 --> 00:41:00,997
Zinger!
742
00:41:02,124 --> 00:41:03,500
Do you wanna just...
743
00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:07,171
Google map his address
and print it out for me?
744
00:41:07,337 --> 00:41:08,958
Oh, yeah, sure. No problemo.
745
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:10,660
Thanks.
746
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,880
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
747
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:17,100
*FROM: MILDRED. SORRY BOUT FRIDAY NIGHT
- MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT LATER THIS WEEK.
748
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,050
Problemo!
749
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,643
What's wrong? Out of ink?
750
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,780
No, I don't know.
I have the address,
751
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,280
but it's just like not showing
up anywhere on the map.
752
00:41:28,525 --> 00:41:29,860
What does that mean?
753
00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:32,529
I don't know, like...
754
00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:34,865
new construction? Lancaster?
755
00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:37,618
Every day new streets.
756
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,990
Print me out directions to Lancaster
757
00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:46,125
and I'll ask around when I
get into town or something.
758
00:41:46,585 --> 00:41:49,963
- O! M! G!
- Jesus!
759
00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:52,341
I just got a new GPS for my C-A-R!
760
00:41:52,591 --> 00:41:55,343
Why don't you and I go together?
761
00:41:55,385 --> 00:41:58,900
- Oh.. Nah..
- Yeah, why not?
762
00:42:01,266 --> 00:42:03,518
Nah, I wouldn't wanna
drag you into this.
763
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,604
Drag me into this?
Are you crazy?
764
00:42:05,646 --> 00:42:07,272
Oh my god no, it'll be great.
765
00:42:07,314 --> 00:42:10,274
I can test out my new gizmo.
766
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,486
Yes!
767
00:42:14,696 --> 00:42:15,696
Listen to me.
768
00:42:16,865 --> 00:42:19,659
You know what they say:
769
00:42:19,701 --> 00:42:23,288
A ship in the harbor is safe...
770
00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,082
but ships are meant to sail.
771
00:42:31,546 --> 00:42:33,619
OK.
772
00:42:33,662 --> 00:42:34,716
OK?
773
00:42:34,758 --> 00:42:35,758
Alright.
774
00:42:37,211 --> 00:42:38,012
Oh, my God.
775
00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:41,097
Just give me like 5 to 12 minutes.
I'm going to snip my bangs, really quick.
776
00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:42,265
Do my nails in a jif.
777
00:42:44,977 --> 00:42:46,478
You are not gonna regret this.
778
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,420
*VISIT MY OTHER KOOOOOL PAGES!!
779
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,340
*BECKY'S BUTTERFLY BONANZA.
BECKY'S LOVE JOURNAL. BECKY'S BUKKAKE
780
00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:58,958
You came all the way from Los Angeles
to ask me that?
781
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Yeah.
782
00:43:01,201 --> 00:43:03,203
I don't have your fucking computer.
783
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,320
Oh.
784
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,800
What ya think, I had your fucking computer?
785
00:43:07,842 --> 00:43:09,958
Yeah.
786
00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,660
I don't.
787
00:43:13,588 --> 00:43:16,800
So what? What are you gonna do now?
788
00:43:16,842 --> 00:43:19,386
- You gonna drive back down?
- Yeah!
789
00:43:20,137 --> 00:43:22,472
That is so cool you moved
to Los Angeles permanently!
790
00:43:22,597 --> 00:43:25,559
- Yeah!
- Yeah, I lived in LA!
791
00:43:26,643 --> 00:43:27,644
Really?
792
00:43:27,686 --> 00:43:30,855
I lived there when I was
there with Phil, then we broke up
793
00:43:30,897 --> 00:43:33,733
and so I moved back to Manhattan Beach.
794
00:43:33,775 --> 00:43:36,111
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- That's OK.
795
00:43:36,187 --> 00:43:37,959
*THIS IS GREAT!
THERE IS THIS BOY AND I REALLY...
796
00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,079
Do you think I should move back there?
797
00:43:40,407 --> 00:43:42,826
- Do it? Yeah.
- Yeah?
798
00:43:42,868 --> 00:43:45,954
Like if I move there, would you,
like is there fun stuff to do?
799
00:43:45,996 --> 00:43:47,873
And... I don't know.
800
00:43:48,373 --> 00:43:49,708
Would it be cool if I moved back?
801
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:54,254
Sure, you know, it just depends what you
do. You know, like what is your mission?
802
00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:56,880
Would you want to hang out?
If I texted you, if I called you or whatever...
803
00:43:56,923 --> 00:43:58,133
Would you wanna show me stuff?
804
00:43:58,175 --> 00:44:00,120
Could you not talk and
text and drive, please?
805
00:44:00,163 --> 00:44:02,253
Because it's really
making me feel very unsafe.
806
00:44:03,305 --> 00:44:05,765
- Oh I'm sorry, you feel unsafe?
- Yes.
807
00:44:05,807 --> 00:44:07,517
You feel unsafe?
808
00:44:07,976 --> 00:44:09,311
That's what I just said.
809
00:44:09,686 --> 00:44:12,439
How do you think people feel
when you talk to them like that, James?
810
00:44:14,107 --> 00:44:17,500
They probably feel like they
wanna steal their computer.
811
00:44:19,112 --> 00:44:20,112
OK.
812
00:44:22,782 --> 00:44:25,662
Honestly, please don't talk
and text and drive!
813
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,158
I'm glad we're not
boyfriend and girlfriend,
814
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,573
I'm glad we're not a hot little item.
815
00:44:28,616 --> 00:44:30,557
You'd probably make for a
really mean boyfriend.
816
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,127
Yeah, well, luckily I'm not looking
for a girlfriend right now.
817
00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:37,630
Actually James, it's not about
what you're looking for...
818
00:44:37,672 --> 00:44:39,632
It's about what you're looking at.
819
00:44:39,674 --> 00:44:41,259
Good. So just look, look at the road.
820
00:44:41,301 --> 00:44:42,635
I know, I just stopped.
821
00:44:42,677 --> 00:44:44,677
- Just look at the road.
- I know it's a red light.
822
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,060
*INCOMING CALL
ME
823
00:44:54,179 --> 00:44:55,648
Hey, you've reached James Pongo.
824
00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:57,567
I am probably super busy right now
825
00:44:57,609 --> 00:45:00,778
but if you leave me a message,
I will get back to you.
826
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,905
Have a good one.
827
00:45:03,073 --> 00:45:05,116
Where's your stuff, you jerk?
828
00:45:05,158 --> 00:45:07,827
Why did you think it would be so easy?
829
00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:10,246
It's so easy in Torrance,
830
00:45:10,288 --> 00:45:11,915
where your friends call you
831
00:45:11,957 --> 00:45:15,001
and you can just say no and be happy.
832
00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:16,920
But it's not so easy in L.A., is it?
833
00:45:16,962 --> 00:45:20,798
Where no one knows you
and no one is your friend.
834
00:45:22,342 --> 00:45:25,000
Now you call Torrance
and no one picks up.
835
00:45:25,971 --> 00:45:29,974
Just... go fucking get it already!
836
00:45:30,016 --> 00:45:32,686
Stop wasting. Just stop.
837
00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:36,680
*9 MIN LATER
838
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,940
Fuck you.
839
00:45:40,235 --> 00:45:43,320
I'll see you later. It's James.
840
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,700
*1 NEW VOICEMAIL
841
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:51,600
*BETTER OFF JED
842
00:45:51,663 --> 00:45:53,707
Yeah, man, I know you
843
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:55,160
*WHEN YOUR REPUTATION PRECEDES YOU.
844
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,710
- Jed
- What?
845
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,878
You're Jed.
846
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,131
No, not Jed, man. Sorry.
847
00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:06,594
What? Come on, man.
848
00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:07,636
Come on.
849
00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:10,807
I'm not Jed, you got the wrong guy.
850
00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:13,518
- Okaaaayyyy.
- Can I get another Scotch rocks?
851
00:46:14,769 --> 00:46:17,897
Alright. No, you're fucking Jed.
852
00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:20,290
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
853
00:46:20,316 --> 00:46:22,193
Look, I'm Frank.
854
00:46:22,235 --> 00:46:24,444
I don't know who
Jed is, but I'm not him.
855
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,783
*FROM: BOSSY. I KNOW
IT'S LATE BUT I NEED YOU
856
00:46:26,858 --> 00:46:29,101
TO LOOK OVER THE BALLOON
COUNT FOR TOPANGA...
857
00:46:29,826 --> 00:46:32,454
Alright... OK.
858
00:46:34,622 --> 00:46:35,665
You're fucking Jed.
859
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:41,540
*WHEN YOUR REPUTATION
CATCHES UP WITH YOU.
860
00:46:43,173 --> 00:46:46,717
- Get a beer?
- Oh my god, it's fucking Jed.
861
00:46:49,971 --> 00:46:51,722
Jed.
862
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:53,599
Yep, that's me.
863
00:46:55,393 --> 00:46:56,846
Do I know you man?
864
00:46:56,888 --> 00:46:58,354
I know you, man.
865
00:46:58,396 --> 00:46:59,396
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
866
00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:03,526
I read your blog every day,
867
00:47:03,568 --> 00:47:06,696
and I used to check your MySpace profile
like all the time.
868
00:47:07,989 --> 00:47:10,229
Oh, man. Are you going to write
about this in your blog?
869
00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:13,453
Ugh... I hope not...
in order to stop seeing you.
870
00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:17,498
You know, I happen to know
871
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:23,004
that you and I are specifically,
the only people specifically interested,
872
00:47:23,546 --> 00:47:26,674
within the zone of 90026,
873
00:47:27,717 --> 00:47:29,844
in endangered species?
874
00:47:29,886 --> 00:47:32,847
- Hmmm, I did write that.
- And so did I!
875
00:47:32,889 --> 00:47:36,267
And here's this other guy in here who
876
00:47:36,309 --> 00:47:38,728
looks just like you, isn't that messed up?
877
00:47:38,770 --> 00:47:41,440
No, you're messed up.
How about you go just take a seat?
878
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,360
*WHEN YOU GOTTA BACK
UP YOUR REPUTATION.
879
00:47:45,443 --> 00:47:47,069
Why don't you tell me
880
00:47:47,111 --> 00:47:49,197
where my computer is?
881
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,115
What the fuck are you talking about?
882
00:47:51,157 --> 00:47:53,438
You think you can just come to parties
883
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,960
and because you don't know anybody,
884
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,068
just bang girls that they like
885
00:47:57,111 --> 00:47:59,559
- and steal their shit?
- You're crossing the line, man.
886
00:47:59,601 --> 00:48:03,999
And you crossed it already
when you stole my stuff, thief.
887
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,600
Faggot!
888
00:48:09,551 --> 00:48:12,887
Hey, hey, don't... hey, listen man
889
00:48:12,929 --> 00:48:15,932
don't write about this stuff
on your blog, OK?
890
00:48:15,974 --> 00:48:17,100
OK, you faggot?
891
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,140
*THE GAME
892
00:48:28,150 --> 00:48:30,074
*THE LOSER WHO KEPT CALLING ME A FAGGOT
893
00:48:30,150 --> 00:48:33,640
*HEY EVERYBODY LAYOFF; I KNOW THIS
QUEER JOB AND HE ACTUALLY IS A TOTAL GAY,
894
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,320
*SO JUST COOL IT.
JED'S ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THIS ONE!
895
00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:42,917
So did you post some shit
on Jed's blog calling me gay?
896
00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:44,835
Oh, yeah, you saw that man?
897
00:48:44,877 --> 00:48:47,171
Yeah, I saw it. You left me
a message about it.
898
00:48:48,798 --> 00:48:52,800
I kinda figured you didn't
have a computer, so I.. uh..
899
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,739
So why'd you call me gay?
900
00:48:54,782 --> 00:48:57,223
You think I'm gay because
I live in Echo Park by myself
901
00:48:57,265 --> 00:48:59,055
and you live in Torrance
with your mom?
902
00:48:59,098 --> 00:49:00,544
- Relax, man.
- So I'm gay?
903
00:49:00,587 --> 00:49:02,937
I'm doing you a favor? All right.
904
00:49:03,187 --> 00:49:04,897
You know how Jed said some shit
905
00:49:04,939 --> 00:49:07,108
about you calling him faggot.
906
00:49:08,192 --> 00:49:09,891
Well, I'm going to make
everyone think you're a faggot.
907
00:49:09,934 --> 00:49:11,404
So it's OK.
Like, you know how
908
00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:13,531
You know how n-words call each
other n-words?
909
00:49:13,573 --> 00:49:14,907
Faggots call each other faggots!
910
00:49:14,949 --> 00:49:16,117
It's the cool thing, man.
911
00:49:16,993 --> 00:49:18,077
You're beyond idiot.
912
00:49:18,703 --> 00:49:20,747
No, I'm a total fucking genius,
913
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,480
and I'm gonna help you find your compu...
914
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:25,490
*CONNECTION LOST!
915
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,680
*CALLING
916
00:49:30,882 --> 00:49:32,925
Who are you going to see today?
917
00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:34,635
Bryan Gerard.
918
00:49:34,677 --> 00:49:38,180
Bryan Gerard? Dude, that guy
just got out of prison, man.
919
00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:39,638
You wanna put him
right back in prison?
920
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,998
Just got out of prison for what?
921
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,893
Computer robbery?
922
00:49:42,935 --> 00:49:44,854
No, attempted rape.
923
00:49:46,731 --> 00:49:49,692
Bryan Ger-That guy couldn't
rape a fly, he's so flimsy!
924
00:49:49,734 --> 00:49:52,180
Dude, not real life rape,
fake life rape.
925
00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:55,615
He was on Facebook, mackin' it
on this 15-year-old when he was 19,
926
00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:58,034
And it turns out the 15-year-old
was actually
927
00:49:58,076 --> 00:50:02,537
45-year-old Sgt. Stevens,
from the pederasty sting squad.
928
00:50:03,748 --> 00:50:07,376
- That's heavy.
- Yeah. Be safe.
929
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:10,213
Don't get stung, my n-word.
930
00:50:13,049 --> 00:50:16,427
Hello? Hey...
Fucker.
931
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,570
*CALL ENDED
SEE YOU LATER
932
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,320
*TORRANCE PUBLIC ACCESS
933
00:50:35,029 --> 00:50:37,448
You been going house to house,
934
00:50:37,490 --> 00:50:38,490
door to door?
935
00:50:40,201 --> 00:50:43,829
Doing some kind
of charity work, James?
936
00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:44,951
Or is there another reason?
937
00:50:47,124 --> 00:50:49,502
Not really, charity work...
938
00:50:49,544 --> 00:50:52,500
more like an investigation.
939
00:50:53,548 --> 00:50:55,132
What and I'm a suspect?
940
00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:56,675
No, I'm not saying that.
941
00:50:56,717 --> 00:50:58,928
I'm just saying maybe
you're like a witness.
942
00:50:58,970 --> 00:51:00,500
Or maybe I'm the culprit.
943
00:51:01,722 --> 00:51:03,555
Relax, man. I just...
944
00:51:05,142 --> 00:51:07,478
You were at Norm's party
a few nights ago.
945
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,396
Yeah, so?
946
00:51:09,438 --> 00:51:12,191
So my computer got stolen.
947
00:51:12,233 --> 00:51:14,068
Yeah. So what?
948
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,903
So, it fucked me up.
949
00:51:15,945 --> 00:51:19,999
Yeah, you ain't the first one
to get fucked over by a computer.
950
00:51:20,866 --> 00:51:23,333
Hey let me borrow that head-band.
951
00:51:24,662 --> 00:51:25,999
Alright.
952
00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:29,542
C'mon, I'll wash it,
I'll give it back.
953
00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:31,251
C'mon!
954
00:51:38,384 --> 00:51:39,384
Feels good.
955
00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:42,722
So you lost your computer?
956
00:51:43,806 --> 00:51:44,806
Yeah.
957
00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:47,434
This is a blessing.
958
00:51:47,476 --> 00:51:49,770
Come on, give up the hunt.
959
00:51:49,812 --> 00:51:53,107
What're you crazy?
I need what was on there.
960
00:51:53,149 --> 00:51:54,734
What was on there was important.
961
00:51:55,901 --> 00:51:58,237
- Lots of stuff. I need—
- You listening to yourself right now?
962
00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,989
You sound like a fucking junkie.
963
00:52:00,031 --> 00:52:03,222
'I need it. I want it.
I can't live without it.'
964
00:52:05,328 --> 00:52:09,915
OK, so you didn't take it,
you don't know who did?
965
00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:12,584
Are you kidding me, man?
966
00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:15,046
I'm so happy to be a
million miles away from that shit.
967
00:52:15,713 --> 00:52:17,006
And so should you.
968
00:52:17,048 --> 00:52:20,592
You must have a pretty big
appetite after running, huh?
969
00:52:20,634 --> 00:52:23,333
- Not really...
- Oh, man.
970
00:52:24,722 --> 00:52:27,057
It's good. You feel it right here.
971
00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:30,603
- Could you stop running next to me?
- OK. So, I'm just gonna...
972
00:52:31,476 --> 00:52:33,522
You just think about my question
and get back to me
973
00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:36,525
after you make the loop. OK?
974
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:46,900
*DO YOU WANT TO INVESTIGATE OTHER
SUSPECTS FROM THE KITCHEN CHAT AT NORMS?
975
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:47,900
*YES
976
00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:01,060
*CASSIE & DAVID IN TUJUNGA
SUSPECTS 17 & 18
977
00:53:12,561 --> 00:53:15,147
I was completely surprised
to receive that phone call from you.
978
00:53:15,189 --> 00:53:16,857
Totally caught me off guard.
979
00:53:16,899 --> 00:53:19,109
Yup! Here I am.
980
00:53:19,151 --> 00:53:23,155
And I was completely surprised
to find you guys together
981
00:53:23,197 --> 00:53:26,784
here, because it didn't seem like
you were very friendly in high school.
982
00:53:26,826 --> 00:53:29,444
But now it's like you're
pretty serious um...
983
00:53:30,287 --> 00:53:33,624
boyfriend and girlfriend or something.
984
00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:35,793
I mean, we weren't and we're not. But...
985
00:53:35,835 --> 00:53:38,754
Oh, so you're just...
986
00:53:39,463 --> 00:53:43,008
living together for rent or something
because you both work in Tujunga?
987
00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:45,219
- Yeah, something like that.
- Yeah, we're married.
988
00:53:47,388 --> 00:53:51,000
What? He said you're married.
989
00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:54,019
- Yep.
- Oh, like you're really married.
990
00:53:54,061 --> 00:53:55,646
You have rings on.
991
00:53:57,731 --> 00:53:58,999
Wow!
992
00:53:59,483 --> 00:54:00,999
That is great.
993
00:54:02,027 --> 00:54:05,114
- Yeah
- That is just really good. Wow!
994
00:54:08,242 --> 00:54:09,701
Married...
995
00:54:09,743 --> 00:54:11,787
We're only 23. I had no idea.
996
00:54:11,829 --> 00:54:14,039
- Yeah, Dave's only 22!
- Yeah, 22.
997
00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:18,418
And is that a baby over there?
998
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:21,045
- Uhuh, yeah.
- Whoa.
999
00:54:24,425 --> 00:54:26,093
- Is it yours?
- Mm hmm.
1000
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:30,840
Did you acquire it,
or did it like, come...
1001
00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:31,890
out of you?
1002
00:54:31,932 --> 00:54:34,351
Did I acquire it?
I gave birth, James.
1003
00:54:34,393 --> 00:54:38,222
- Wow. Married with children?
- Yeah.
1004
00:54:39,148 --> 00:54:40,357
What's the kid's name?
1005
00:54:40,399 --> 00:54:43,443
- Mildred.
- Mildred!
1006
00:54:43,485 --> 00:54:46,530
Wow. Married with Mildred.
1007
00:54:47,531 --> 00:54:52,619
What is next in this whirlwind romance
for you hot young newlyweds?
1008
00:54:52,661 --> 00:54:55,289
James, what-what brings you here
1009
00:54:55,331 --> 00:54:57,320
besides this wonderful game of catch up?
1010
00:54:57,611 --> 00:54:59,402
Oh, it's just, uh...
1011
00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:05,900
*GAME WIZARD. LEVEL: 188 - ACCUSING CASSIE
ACTION: SKIPIT!
1012
00:55:07,217 --> 00:55:09,428
Dave, did you steal
James' computer?
1013
00:55:09,887 --> 00:55:10,887
Nope.
1014
00:55:11,221 --> 00:55:13,890
No. James I have no idea
where your stuff went
1015
00:55:13,932 --> 00:55:16,644
and I'm really sorry to hear
that it's gone missing.
1016
00:55:17,353 --> 00:55:21,291
Will you excuse me for a moment?
Dave... leave her.
1017
00:55:27,404 --> 00:55:29,111
Mildred, huh?
1018
00:55:31,283 --> 00:55:32,576
Little Mildred.
1019
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:53,260
*DAVID. MEGHAN. CASSIE. CAITLIN
1020
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:57,140
*MEGHAN. CAITLIN
1021
00:56:02,564 --> 00:56:03,999
What is that?
1022
00:56:04,775 --> 00:56:06,999
Is that a list?
1023
00:56:08,445 --> 00:56:10,739
You have me on this list?
1024
00:56:11,198 --> 00:56:14,701
Listen, I didn't take your computer.
1025
00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:16,745
Cassie didn't take your computer.
1026
00:56:16,787 --> 00:56:18,663
Caitlin didn't take your computer.
1027
00:56:18,705 --> 00:56:20,124
Stop bothering us!
1028
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,120
*NEWS. CAITLIN RENOLDS "DEAD" "R.I.P"
SAY FRIENDS AND INTERNET ACQUAINTANCES.
1029
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120
*FRNDZLR - 8 MONTHS AGO
1030
00:56:52,364 --> 00:56:53,999
What's going on?
1031
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,707
I'm de...
1032
00:57:01,415 --> 00:57:04,846
You're not...
You're not dead.
1033
00:57:04,888 --> 00:57:08,463
- Did you say you're dead?
- You don't understand, James!
1034
00:57:12,384 --> 00:57:17,264
Look, I went on Friendzlr
for the first time
1035
00:57:17,306 --> 00:57:20,142
in a really long time. And...
1036
00:57:20,184 --> 00:57:24,521
Eight months ago, someone
put up 'R.I.P.' on my wall,
1037
00:57:24,563 --> 00:57:29,901
and then everybody started writing,
'we'll miss you' and 'R.I.P.'
1038
00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:32,404
I don't even remember these people.
1039
00:57:33,238 --> 00:57:35,782
I don't remember
friending them or anything!
1040
00:57:38,702 --> 00:57:46,167
Well... that is really not a big deal.
1041
00:57:47,169 --> 00:57:49,777
How would you know you've never
been dead.
1042
00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:53,508
On Friendzlr, you mean?
1043
00:57:57,763 --> 00:58:02,555
Just, um, it's OK,
C'mon, you'll be alright.
1044
00:58:03,602 --> 00:58:05,354
Toughen up, you know?
1045
00:58:07,189 --> 00:58:08,815
Yeah, you'll be fine.
1046
00:58:10,025 --> 00:58:11,109
There, there.
1047
00:58:12,819 --> 00:58:13,819
There, there.
1048
00:58:16,031 --> 00:58:18,992
What am I gonna do?
1049
00:58:19,034 --> 00:58:22,954
You don't have to do anything.
1050
00:58:22,996 --> 00:58:25,624
Just keep on...
Just... get it out.
1051
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:29,044
Go on. Get it out, come on.
1052
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,040
Yeah!
1053
00:58:36,677 --> 00:58:38,887
It's out. Right. It's out!
1054
00:58:38,929 --> 00:58:40,722
Good. That's great.
1055
00:58:44,976 --> 00:58:46,728
Do you have my computer?
1056
00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:49,147
- What?
- By any chance?
1057
00:58:49,189 --> 00:58:52,734
I don't know,
why are you asking me that?
1058
00:58:52,901 --> 00:58:55,362
What? OK.
1059
00:58:56,947 --> 00:59:00,798
So you don't basically. OK.
1060
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,672
I don't know...
1061
00:59:10,043 --> 00:59:12,045
You're gonna be fine.
1062
00:59:12,087 --> 00:59:14,964
- You've got lots of friends.
- No I don't.
1063
00:59:15,006 --> 00:59:18,594
You do. You got lots of friends
and you're much nicer than them.
1064
00:59:19,594 --> 00:59:22,472
And you're so skinny and...
1065
00:59:23,932 --> 00:59:26,768
really, much skinnier
than all your friends, you know?
1066
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,098
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah... you are.
1067
00:59:33,608 --> 00:59:34,651
Really...
1068
00:59:40,574 --> 00:59:41,574
It's OK.
1069
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,638
Anytime.
1070
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,041
Stupid...
1071
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:55,922
Well I'm glad I was able to
come be of service to you.
1072
00:59:55,964 --> 00:59:58,884
- Yeah, thank you for coming.
- Absolutely.
1073
01:00:12,898 --> 01:00:15,111
- I look like a mess.
- Yeah.
1074
01:00:16,109 --> 01:00:18,945
Well... have a good one.
1075
01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:22,657
- OK?
- OK.
1076
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,898
Cool. Alright, cool.
1077
01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:43,060
*GET YOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT ONLINE NOW!!!
1078
01:00:48,016 --> 01:00:53,062
Look, um, do you wanna
just make out for a second?
1079
01:00:53,104 --> 01:00:54,748
- What the fuck?!
- Is that totally weird?
1080
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:56,691
- Yes that's totally weird!
- OK.
1081
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,760
Fuck.
1082
01:00:59,653 --> 01:01:00,820
I just thought that when...
1083
01:01:00,862 --> 01:01:02,280
Get the fuck out of my room!
1084
01:01:02,754 --> 01:01:04,947
I thought I should have
taken that opportunity earlier.
1085
01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:06,209
I thought you wanted me to.
1086
01:01:06,252 --> 01:01:09,537
Yeah well whatever opportunity
there may have been, it's over,
1087
01:01:10,705 --> 01:01:12,624
and never going to happen again.
1088
01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:14,598
Cause there was an opportunity,
1089
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,752
at that one point.
1090
01:01:15,794 --> 01:01:19,047
No, I said if there was,
hypothetically, there wasn't.
1091
01:01:20,382 --> 01:01:23,218
- What if I just, like...
- Get away from me.
1092
01:01:24,427 --> 01:01:27,764
- Get the fuck out of my room!
- It just felt like you did, for a second.
1093
01:01:27,806 --> 01:01:30,350
Get the fuck out of my room.
1094
01:01:30,392 --> 01:01:32,727
See, like you're saying one thing...
1095
01:01:32,769 --> 01:01:35,063
- Are you retarded?
- No, it's...
1096
01:01:36,648 --> 01:01:38,198
- Oh my god!
- Are you being serious?
1097
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,693
- Yes, I'm being serious!
- You're being serious. OK.
1098
01:01:40,735 --> 01:01:42,987
See, this door.
You can use this one.
1099
01:01:45,615 --> 01:01:50,078
- You have a really weird way of flirting!!
- Do I look like I'm fucking kidding?!
1100
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,580
- Fine!
- I'm not flirting!!
1101
01:01:54,749 --> 01:01:56,918
Cocksucker, fuck you!
1102
01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:00,338
I can't tell if you're joking.
1103
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:02,090
I'm not joking!
1104
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,240
OK.
1105
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,580
*NEWS. JAMES PONGO IS A BIG LOSER.
1106
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,043
*AFTER HAVING EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO BANG
THE FORMERLY DECEASED CAITLIN RENOLDS...
1107
01:02:26,448 --> 01:02:28,241
You have my pen.
1108
01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:51,640
*8-BIT WORLD
SAVE GAME?
1109
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,840
*NO - I WANT TO QUIT
1110
01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:55,680
*PHOTO STREEEM
57 NEW PHOTOS HAVE BEEN DETECTED.
1111
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,220
*SEARCHING FOR MY LIFE
1112
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,320
*THE_SUSPECT_LIST.JPG
18 LOSERS REMAINING
1113
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,924
*COOLWHIP.JPG
TO TORRANCE VIA 110-S
1114
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,220
*ACCUSATION22.JPG
JAMES PONGO
1115
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:07,760
*SUZIE.TIFF
OFFENDED
1116
01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:09,760
*POSTACCUSATION_DEPRESSION.JPG
DEJECTED
1117
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,760
*THELIST22.TIFF
INNOCENT
1118
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:12,860
*HAYDENS_BASEMENT.PNG
1119
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,260
*FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST FREE STUFF
1120
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,760
*SOLD ON EBAY FOR PROFIT
1121
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,260
*ME AND COMPUTER 1
ME
1122
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,260
*ME AND COMPUTER 2
ME. MY COMPUTER
1123
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,080
*FOCUSING
STRICTLY BUSINESS
1124
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,720
*LIST25.JPG
INNOCENT
1125
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,540
*MRSJAMES.JPG
CHRIS' MOM
1126
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,220
*INTERROGATION23.JPG
WHERE'S CHRIS?
1127
01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:29,220
*MRSJAMES_UPSET.JPG
1128
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,140
*LIST23.JPG
INNOCENT DEAD
1129
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:35,280
*THE_EFFECTS_OF_FASTING.JPG
EX-BEST FRIEND. DONNY'S SHIRT
1130
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,280
*DONNY-INNOCENT.PIC
INNOCENT
1131
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,680
*KNIFE_INTERROGATION_4.JPG
EX-BEST FRIEND
1132
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,240
*ACCUSATION30.JPG
MICHAEL. TRUTH-TELLING KNIFE
1133
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,240
*KITTYKATS.GIF
WRONG STREEEM
1134
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,240
*SUSPECT30.TIFF
LEFT NORMS AT 9 PM
1135
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,000
*THELIST30.JPG
INNOCENT
1136
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,540
*WILMINGTON=VOMITCENTRAL
1137
01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:50,540
*LIST28.JPG
INNOCENT
1138
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:51,760
*REALLY FEELING LOST
1139
01:03:52,060 --> 01:03:53,380
*LIST31.JPG
INNOCENT
1140
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,740
*DANIEL.JPG
1141
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,220
*FUCKTHISDUDE.PIC
INNOCENT
1142
01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:58,660
*THE_SUSPECT_LIST_FUCK.JPG
5 LOSERS REMAINING
1143
01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:01,060
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL THE VERY HELPFUL
PHOTOSSTREAM TOOLBAR?
1144
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,360
*YES
1145
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,360
*EX-GIRLFRIEND.JPG
1146
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:06,980
*COMPUTER_BLOOD.JPG
1147
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,700
*SYSTEM WARNING
A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED
1148
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:12,760
*FORCE QUITTING ALL ACTIVE PROGRAMS...
1149
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,360
*AUTOMATICALLY LAUNCHING
0S & 1S VIRUS HUNTER...
1150
01:04:17,660 --> 01:04:19,660
*VIRUS HUNTER
1151
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,900
*INFECTED FILE ALERT
PHOTOSTREEEM\FOOLBAR.VIR
1152
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,900
*AUTOMATICALLY LAUNCHING "SAFETY MODE"
TO PROTECT YOUR OS.
1153
01:04:56,222 --> 01:04:58,307
Got to, got to, got to, got to
1154
01:04:59,308 --> 01:05:01,394
Got to, got to, got to, got to
1155
01:05:02,308 --> 01:05:04,394
Got to, got to, got to, got to
1156
01:05:08,526 --> 01:05:11,696
Got to, find, my computer!
1157
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,840
*LAUNCH MIRRORS...
1158
01:05:16,242 --> 01:05:19,412
Got to find my computer!
1159
01:05:21,956 --> 01:05:24,458
Got to find my computer!
1160
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:27,628
This right here is the most
important moment.
1161
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,925
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1162
01:05:31,883 --> 01:05:33,759
Hey man, can I use that for a second?
1163
01:05:33,801 --> 01:05:35,886
No, not right now.
1164
01:05:35,928 --> 01:05:38,528
- I told you, I'm in the middle of this.
- You gonna take a while?
1165
01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:41,660
Yeah these things take
3, 4, 5 hours.
1166
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,720
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
1167
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:44,440
I got a second place
title to defend, alright?
1168
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,740
*FROM: SAM. DIEGO CAME INTO MY MOMS
SHOP AND I ASKED HIM ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER.
1169
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,980
*HE WAS ACTING MAD SHADY. IS THAT
FUCKER STILL ON YOUR LIST?! FIND HIM!
1170
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,370
So you're telling me I can't check
something on there really quick?
1171
01:05:53,613 --> 01:05:55,656
James, why'd you
come to my house?
1172
01:05:59,202 --> 01:06:00,536
No reason.
1173
01:06:01,703 --> 01:06:03,414
Just driving by...
1174
01:06:03,456 --> 01:06:07,626
remembering how we used to play
backyard wrestling.
1175
01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,003
No reason.
1176
01:06:10,046 --> 01:06:12,465
No big fucking reason.
1177
01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:14,592
Remember how I used
to kick your ass?
1178
01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:18,471
- That shit was funny.
- Totally.
1179
01:06:18,513 --> 01:06:19,931
It was totally funny.
1180
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,026
I'm out of here.
1181
01:06:24,393 --> 01:06:26,145
All right. Sorry, man,
1182
01:06:26,187 --> 01:06:28,189
we couldn't hang out, but you know,
1183
01:06:28,231 --> 01:06:29,315
business is business.
1184
01:06:29,357 --> 01:06:32,151
Yeah, business is business.
1185
01:06:33,778 --> 01:06:35,196
Business.
1186
01:06:35,196 --> 01:06:38,190
*INCOMING CALL
"MILDRED"
1187
01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:45,440
*1 MISSED CALL
"MILDRED"
1188
01:07:02,348 --> 01:07:07,311
Subject. Is... this... your... computer?
1189
01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:30,010
I think that I may have found your
tan-colored computer bag.
1190
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:54,360
I opened up the computer and
it was signed in to this email address.
1191
01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:01,520
*FROM: NANA. PLEASE COME BACK HOME
AND CLOSE THE WINDOWS.
1192
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,560
*THERE IS A DRAFT
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
1193
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:10,500
I'm looking at your silver laptop
and your external hard drive
1194
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:13,580
and your ipod and your...
1195
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:17,080
*TO: NANA.
COMING BACK HOME NOW NANA. XOXO
1196
01:08:24,722 --> 01:08:31,000
I can't imagine what your life
is like right now.
1197
01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:44,825
Hey, what are you
doing in here, man?
1198
01:08:45,701 --> 01:08:48,788
- I just, just, uh...
- Hey, this is not cool.
1199
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,770
Are you in a tough spot?
1200
01:08:55,961 --> 01:08:57,921
I thought I... forgot my...
1201
01:08:57,963 --> 01:09:00,633
James, did you break into my
house to use my computer?
1202
01:09:03,803 --> 01:09:07,400
Hmm? No.
I just had to check something.
1203
01:09:07,733 --> 01:09:09,016
Check something online.
1204
01:09:10,142 --> 01:09:11,142
Mm hmm.
1205
01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:19,740
Or did you use this to help you take
a vacation from it all?
1206
01:09:21,195 --> 01:09:23,238
- Look, you don't understand—
- You're right...
1207
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,908
I don't understand somebody
breaking into my house
1208
01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:28,494
while my grandma's asleep,
to use the fucking Internet.
1209
01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:30,579
Somebody I used to wrestle with
in that backyard.
1210
01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:38,379
- Look, I just thought that...
- Oh, you thought?
1211
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:46,100
Give me a call and we will figure out
a way to get all this stuff back to you.
1212
01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:51,600
I don't know, man.
1213
01:09:52,935 --> 01:09:55,729
I think you better go,
before I have to pile drive your ass.
1214
01:09:58,580 --> 01:09:59,660
*PRESS "ESC" TO EXIT
DIEGO_LAPTOP
1215
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,440
Smiley face. T T Y L
1216
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,640
Katherine
1217
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:09,660
Email received two days ago.
Email unread.
1218
01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:35,586
*INSUFFICIENT MEMORY
TO RUN MIRRORS APPLICATION.
1219
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,700
*THE GAME
1220
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,175
I just lost the game.
1221
01:10:56,660 --> 01:11:00,660
*SAM COLE DONNY
1222
01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:08,760
*0S & 1S
A FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR HAS OCCURED
1223
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,340
*THE CURRENT APPLICATION
"MIRRORS" WILL BE TERMINATED.
1224
01:11:11,420 --> 01:11:14,420
*THIS PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE CAUSED
BY THE FOLLOWING CORRUPT FILES:
1225
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,840
*SUSPECTLIST.EXE
SAM.INI COLE.INI DONNY.INI
1226
01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:21,555
I'm so happy to be alive, man!
1227
01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:45,547
- Hey!
- Hey James!
1228
01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:50,761
Yeah, here's James.
Here's... James.
1229
01:11:53,097 --> 01:11:55,182
What the fuck?
1230
01:12:01,563 --> 01:12:04,608
Oh, hey guys.
1231
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,120
*THE GAME
1232
01:12:08,654 --> 01:12:10,655
I just lost the fucking game!
1233
01:12:10,697 --> 01:12:12,658
I just lost the game!
1234
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,703
That's because you're a loser...
1235
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,915
of games.
1236
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,458
Oh, OK...
1237
01:12:21,834 --> 01:12:23,999
Hey man, did you find your computer?
1238
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,381
Hey man, did you find your computer?
1239
01:12:28,215 --> 01:12:30,675
Hey man, did you find your computer?
1240
01:12:30,717 --> 01:12:32,302
Did you find your computer?
1241
01:12:32,344 --> 01:12:35,514
Did you find your fucking Jazzmaster?
1242
01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:38,225
You fucking delusional
wannabe, motherfucker.
1243
01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:40,811
- Get some control of yourself, man!
- Did you?!
1244
01:12:45,148 --> 01:12:46,984
- Control your...
- Shut up!
1245
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,779
You stole my computer,
1246
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,616
or you stole my computer
or you stole my computer.
1247
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,328
You did!
1248
01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:07,963
Good riddance.
1249
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,600
*QUARANTINE WAS SUCCESSFUL
IN ISOLATING CORRUPT FILES.
1250
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:15,880
*SYSTEM WILL NOW INITIATE RECOVERY PROCESS.
1251
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:21,280
*10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
1252
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,900
*NOTE: IF RECOVERY PROCESS IS UNSUCCESSFUL
1253
01:13:23,980 --> 01:13:26,480
*SYSTEM MUST INITIATE A COMPLETE RESTORE.
1254
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,480
*.........0
1255
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:31,280
*SYSTEM RECOVERY PROCEDURE
1256
01:13:36,408 --> 01:13:37,743
Hey, sir.
1257
01:13:38,577 --> 01:13:39,577
Excuse me.
1258
01:13:41,204 --> 01:13:43,206
Hey, I'm sorry to
bother you, man.
1259
01:13:45,917 --> 01:13:48,045
Can I ask you something?
1260
01:13:56,136 --> 01:13:57,637
Hey, brother.
1261
01:13:57,679 --> 01:14:01,016
I'm kind of in a
fucked up situation, man.
1262
01:14:01,058 --> 01:14:04,352
I was wondering if I
could use your cellphone.
1263
01:14:04,394 --> 01:14:06,438
You're in a fucked up
situation, huh?
1264
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,399
Yeah, I need to make
a cellphone call.
1265
01:14:10,901 --> 01:14:13,612
I'm no stranger
to a fucked up situation.
1266
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:18,555
- I understand the skids.
- Yeah, right.
1267
01:14:19,743 --> 01:14:21,536
And I'm going to let you
use my cell phone.
1268
01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:25,560
Thanks! Oh great...
1269
01:14:27,501 --> 01:14:28,501
You're welcome.
1270
01:14:29,461 --> 01:14:30,879
Hold on a second.
1271
01:14:37,344 --> 01:14:40,887
Hold on, hold on a second.
1272
01:14:43,683 --> 01:14:47,437
Hey, hey, yeah, everything's
just fucking great.
1273
01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,689
It's been a tough week,
1274
01:14:49,731 --> 01:14:51,900
but things are turning
around, for sure!
1275
01:14:53,777 --> 01:14:56,113
Yeah. All right. All right.
1276
01:14:56,113 --> 01:14:57,534
*1 TEXT RECEIVED
1277
01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:59,240
Let's meet up at our spot in Redondo.
1278
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,340
*FROM: MILDRED.
HEY. HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE :)
1279
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:05,140
*WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!!
1280
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:09,292
Hey man!
1281
01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:14,339
- Hey, thanks!
- What are you doing?
1282
01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:19,009
- What am I doing?
- OK...
1283
01:15:20,178 --> 01:15:23,806
Give me the keys
to your house and your car.
1284
01:15:24,808 --> 01:15:27,258
Don't steal my car, man.
1285
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,990
Keys to your house
and your car. Come on.
1286
01:15:32,315 --> 01:15:36,666
Come on. I'm going to
whack you real easy, man.
1287
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,000
Psych!
1288
01:15:43,618 --> 01:15:45,453
Have a good one tonight.
1289
01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:54,700
*YOUR 0S & 1S SYSTEM MUST BE RESTORED
TO THE ORIGINAL FACTORY SETTING
1290
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,240
*IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN HARDWARE INTEGRITY.
1291
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,710
*SYSTEM RESTORE WILL BEGIN IN 60 SECONDS
1292
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,620
*WELCOME TO YOUR...
1293
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,620
*AMAZING NEW INTELLIGENT
1294
01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:09,710
*CONNECTED FOOLPROOF ECO-FRIENDLY
1295
01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:11,710
*RELIABLE SOCIAL POWERFUL SEXY
1296
01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:14,900
*0S & 1S
OPERATING SYSTEM
1297
01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:24,010
*LOG IN
1298
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,100
*PONGO HARD DRIVE
1299
01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:37,600
*WEBSURFER
1300
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:38,780
*SOLITAIRE
1301
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,020
*FAVORITES. MY VIDEOS
MILDREDMIX3_CD
1302
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:43,400
*MY PHOTOS. PHOTOSTREEEM
1303
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,400
*BUILDER
1304
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,520
*JAMPLAYER
1305
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,160
*DUMPSTER
1306
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,800
*I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT YOU
HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MY EMAIL YET.
1307
01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:34,320
*I WENT THROUGH YOUR DOCS AND
FOUND YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER ON AN INVOICE
1308
01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:36,840
*I'VE CALLED A BUNCH IN THE LAST HOUR
BUT YOU AREN'T PICKING UP.
1309
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,800
*I KNOW IT'S PRETTY EARLY ON A FRIDAY,
BUT IF IT WERE ME I'D BE ON CONSTANT ALERT...
1310
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,740
*I WILL HOLD ON TO THE STUFF FOR A FEW MORE
DAYS, BUT IF YOU DON'T CLAIM IT BY NEXT WEEK
1311
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,980
*I WILL PROBABLY SELL IT ON
EBAY/CRAIGSLIST OR MAYBE GIVE IT TO CHARITY.
1312
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,680
*THE GAME
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