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But, this is complete
mind over body.
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See?
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Holey Moley.
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It's going through the hand.
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Okay, get the finger down right.
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That's what people are about.
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Uh, Bird I'm cooking up
something pretty big here.
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Yeah?
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Magic.
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No, I-I just flew.
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No-no-no, we do magic.
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Oh, what's that?
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It's like little tricks you do
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and the humans are
fooled by them.
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I saw it on TV, here watch.
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It's like this.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Matt, Matt, Matt, your finger.
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How did you do that?
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A magician never
reveals his secrets.
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Wait a minute, what if I want to
be the magician?
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What are my tricks?
What are my secrets?
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You have the most important job
of all. You're the assistant.
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The assistant?
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Yeah.
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Well, what does the
assistant do?
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The assistant dresses nice.
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And gets to handle all
the cool props.
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The magician does all the work,
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but the assistant
gets all the applause.
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The applause?
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Yeah.
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Let's do it.
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Okay, so all we have to do is
get out of here.
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Get costumes,
magician costumes.
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And we come up with
some kind of...
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Well, finish what you're
eating first.
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This is a banana.
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Wow, big surpirse.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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What are you doing?
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The rain just felt good
on you coming down.
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You know we have a whole
magic show to plan out.
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- Alright, let's go then.
- Okay.
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Gather 'round, gather
'round folks.
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The show is about
to begin.
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Bird, let's go. Come on.
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This doesn't fit.
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I'm sure it looks great.
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Fine.
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It's a little...
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I'm not doing this.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare
yourselves to witness the
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magical stylings of
The Great Matt.
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and his assistant.
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And to my right, my assistant.
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Now, like all of you,
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I love using my human fingers.
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The only problem is,
sometimes I noticed
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they have a mind
of their own.
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Can everyone see this?
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Move on.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Now here is the real trick.
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Give me the rope- the rope.
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This is a basic human rope.
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Why do you keep calling
everything human?
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Uh, assistant? Pass me the scissors.
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Uhm, scissors?
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Yes, the scissors please.
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I-uh, didn't know we
needed scissors.
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Uh, do any of you have scissors
on you?
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No, no, no, wait.
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No, wait, wait.
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I knew this was a bad idea.
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Wait, everyone.
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Who wants to see me turn
my assistant into a bird?
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What?
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Get the box, bird.
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Uhm, okay.
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What's going to happen to me in there?
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You fly out.
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But isn't that-
Won't they-
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- Are you sure?
- Get in.
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Oh, god.
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And now I, The Great Matt,
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give you the gift of flight.
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Thank you, thank you.
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The Great Matt. The
Great Matt. The Great Matt.
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The Great Matt.
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And what can we do about my nose?
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Who is it?
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It's me. Can I talk to
you for a second?
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Come in.
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Hey, I was just thinking
about how you said
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the assistant gets the applause.
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Three minutes, Matt.
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Thank you, Grayson.
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Hi, Grayson.
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And anyway, I couldn't help but
notice that...
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These are plantains.
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The labels said banana.
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Get rid of them.
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Yeah, so. It just seems like I'm
not getting any applause.
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Okay, sorry. What do you want?
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Applause.
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Okay. Yeah, sure.
Applause, you got it.
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Hey, guys, someone from
the zoo is here.
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They know you're working with
live animals.
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So they sent someone out here to
make sure you're safe.
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Should be fine.
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Yeah.
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Assistant. Please pass me the
magic scissors.
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I forgot them.
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You are useless, aren't you?
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And what's he dressed like?
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Look at this top.
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You know. Assistant, when the
zoo keepers dump off
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your food, you're not
supposed to eat all of it.
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Surely, I deserve some respect.
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Don't I, Matt?
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No.
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And, it's The Great Matt.
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Don't forget it.
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But enough pettiness from my assistant.
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Who's ready to see me turn him
into a disgusting
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beast of the sky?
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Disgusting beast?
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A rat with wings.
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You want to see it?
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Showtime.
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Get in the box.
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No.
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What?
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A rat with wings?
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Come on.
They're loving it.
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What-what-what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Ladies and Gentleman, who would
like to see me
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transform The Great Matt into
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an annoying mean monkey?
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Bird.
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Come on. We're in this together, right?
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I-How about we change the
name of the show?
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And so now, it's Bird and
Matt Break Loose.
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You come up with the plans, and
I'm going to be
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the guy who's like I don't know.
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Change
him back.
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Uhm.
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Dude, do something.
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Right. More magic, from
The Great Bird.
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Now, like all of
you, I love using my human
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fingers. The only problem is sometimes...
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One Second.
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I-I-I-I-I got this.
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Bring back The Great Matt.
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Wait.
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I know. Who wants to see me
transform myself into a bird?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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Ow. What are you doing in here?
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I had to hide. You shredded my
one of a kind magic outfit.
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Well, get out of here. I have
a show to do.
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Your sh... You're just
stealing my act.
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It was my act.
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How was it your act?
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You're just the assistant.
Nobody cares
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about the assistant.
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A-ha! I knew it.
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I knew the assistant didn't get
the applause.
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You're obsessed with applause.
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- You have an applause obsession.
- Oh, get out of my way.
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Oh, you want to
do a little pulling?
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You want to do a little pulling.
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Stop pulling.
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You're pulling.
I'm pulling this.
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- Stop pulling.
- You're pulling me.
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You're going to pull
this box apart.
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But the real trick is
where did
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those two magicians
dissapear to?
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What a mystery. Well,
wherever they are,
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they must be celebrating.
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Beacause that was
one of the greatest
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magic shows of all time.
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Sorry I tried to steal the show.
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I guess I wasn't a very good
assistant, huh?
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Well, I think that's because you
never really were an assistant,
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were you?
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Huh?
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I know who you really are.
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You're The Great Bird.
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But, I couldn't help but notice
your magic finger trick
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needed some work.
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
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Matt, how do you do it?
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Normally, a magician would never
reveal his secrets.
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But, since you are a fellow magician
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First, you twist this finger
back around like this.
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- See that?
- You know that we're
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different species, right?
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