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[teens giggling and
chatting indistinctly]

[Maggie]: I was thinking
like, when he went in

and the way that he like,

acted in the middle
of the class.

[Megan]: I know.

And then he was
just so... weird.

Like, who acts like that?

I know!

And so, I don't know,

I was just like, thinking...

[overlapping chatter]

Because it just,

I feel like there's
not enough for me

'‘cause I feel like, you know,

I'm really gonna get to a place

that's much better.

Yeah.

But you're gonna be so famous.

- Everyone's gonna love you.
- I know.

You're like the
star of our year.

Stop.

[Megan]: No, you're gonna
make it. I believe in you.

I think it's gonna be great.

[rhythmic music]

[Megan]: And you're
leaving, you know?

I don't understand.

Low key, you know,
but, like, honestly...

Yeah, of course, right. But...

Please.

Just, just one second.

Oh, okay.

[laughter]

[panting and moaning]

I missed you so much.

It's almost midnight. I thought
you'd be here hours ago.

I know, I'm sorry.

I'm still working on my
college applications.

Chicago's essay question,
"“Where's Waldo? Really?"”

What? I thought we were only
applying to colleges out west.

Yeah, I am but...

It's New Year's Eve, Jules!

I wanted to spend the
whole night together.

Oh yeah? And do what?

I don't know.

[sighs]

[knock on door]

[Megan]: I gotta pee!

It's a semi-mergency!

[Maggie]: Uh, the
bathroom's down the hall.

Wait. Maggie? Is that you?

Who are you in there with?

Quick, hide.

- You've gotta be kidding me.
- Jules, please.

If you're in there like, naked,

gimme a code word.
Say "“naked" ”!

Naked. I'm naked.

- Nuh-uh!
- Who are you naked with?

Just...

It's one of the cheerleaders.

- Who? Is it Stacey? Grace?
- [Jules]: It's been two years.

You promised you were
gonna tell everyone.

[Megan]: Dani! I'm sorry.

- [gasps]
- Is it Karen?

It's Karen isn't it?

Get it, Karen!

Why am I here?

Oh, right, pee. Oh.

Jules, I'm sorry.

I'm up for prom queen this year

and if people knew...

Everyone knows you're gay.

But yeah, sure, I get it.

I guess I'm not...

prom king material.

Well, I...

Anyway.

Jules. Jules wait.

[music and chatter]

I also applied to the
Culinary Institute tonight.

In New York.

That's why I was late.

And if get in, that,
that's where I'm gonna go.

What? What happened to L.A.?

We had it all planned out.

It's the better school.

The bathroom's upstairs.

Okay.

Okay, Jules, wait.

Jules.

I should have never come
to this stupid party.

I knew you were lying.

You were never
gonna tell anyone.

Please, you barely even
came to this party, okay?

You always do this.

All you care about is you.

Between your extra
homework and the diner,

and now apparently New York,

I never make your list.

Why did you even
want me here earlier?

Just so you can hide
me in some room?

God, you care so much about
what other people think of you.

It's pathetic.

Yeah, well, you care so little

and that's why you
look like that!

Okay, people are
gonna remember me.

No one even notices you.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

Okay, can we just talk
about this in, tomorrow?

No.

No.

We're done, Maggie.

I don't wanna be
with you anymore.

Fine.

Have fun being alone.

Seven, six, five...

Fine, asshole!

Happy fucking new year!

God!

[teenagers cheering]

[door slams]

This town was always
too small for Maggie.

I hear she has auditions
lined up in L.A. and an agent.

Plus, being prom queen? I mean,

talk about a fast
track to total success.

Who was that girl arguing
with her at the party?

And what was her name again?

Julianne is just
thriving in New York.

She's already been
offered jobs at three

of the top restaurants
in the city!

I'm creating this
shrine for her.

Every word ever written
about her is going up here.

I can't wait for her to see it.

She's gonna absolutely hate it.

L.A. this, L.A. that,
it's all so exciting.

And you know, they don't
call it Tinseltown anymore.

Maggie won't stop
reminding me about that.

Oh, she's gonna be
a star, you know.

The biggest. On
the walk of fame.

[car commercial plays]

Oh, there it is! That's her
commercial! Maggie's on TV!

[broadcast]: And get zero percent
financing for up to 24 months...

Give her an Oscar already.

[Doris]: Would you look at that?

Our small-town hero.

New York City's most
eligible bachelorette.

But you can't keep a girl

when all she wants to
do is work, work, work.

I hear uh, chili peppers
really spice up the bedroom.

But Bernie needs more spice.

[Lola]: Are you serious? Maggie's
coming home for the holidays?

It's been like, what, ten years?

I think so. But I don't know.

I go by the number of exes
she's had, so what, like,

seven ex-mases ago?

Hmm. This is going
to be some Christmas!

Why?

Well, Jules told me
not to tell anyone,

so don't tell anyone.

I'm gonna tell someone.

But she's also coming
home this year.

Her restaurant is being reno'd

so she's finally got
a bit of time off.

Ooh! This is fate.

Fifty bucks they
get back together.

Wait, what do you mean
get back together?

What? I didn't say anything.

I'm just messing with you.

You think anyone can keep
a secret in this town?

I'll take that bet.

[mugs clink]

[engine revving]

[Richard]: Well, here we are.

[exhales]

Wow. Um...

not much has changed.

We painted the garage.

Three years ago.

The same colour?

Yes.

[both laugh]

Oh, we're happy
to have you home.

Thanks, Dad.

[chuckles]

- Maggie? Maggie.
- Yeah.

- Did you see?
- You're front page of the paper.

Oh, my God, Mom, I told
you not to tell anyone.

Well, I'm sorry.

I was so excited
to see my daughter.

And you know this town.

Everyone knows
everybody's business,

so it wouldn't even have
mattered if I said anything.

And that's exactly why I
don't come home every year.

You know, it's unfortunate

that your girlfriend wasn't
able to make it with you.

Yeah, well, she had other plans.

- What was her name again?
- It was something eclectic.

[Richard]: Um, Moon?

No, no, no, I think
it was like a flower

or something. Dandy?

- Dirt.
- Comet.

I think you're all
talking about Fern

and she was two exes ago, so.

Who's the new victim?

Vivian.

Did Vivian hit the eject button?

No. It was um, mutual.

Maggie got dumped again.

[Maggie]: Oh, my God. Dad.

[Gladys]: Hmm.

What's that, like
eight times now? Ouch.

I am so glad I came
home this year.

Well, at least you have the
ceremony to look forward to.

What ceremony?

Mom?

- What?
- It's nothing.

It's a small, little thing.
Don't worry about it.

You're getting a
key to the city.

What? For what?

You know, I asked myself
the same question, Mags.

The car commercial
was a huge hit here.

Yes.

- Am I doing it right?
- Am I waving too fast?

I didn't take acting lessons.

Mom, when you told me
about that a month ago,

I thought you were joking.

I don't want this
kind of attention.

You're an actress. I thought
all you want is attention.

[Gladys]: I don't know
what you're so upset about.

This is such an honour.

They don't just give
anyone the key to the city.

Hmm. You know, actually, they
gave it to Joe last month,

so kinda will just
give it to anybody.

[Richard]: Joe the crossing
guard has been a staple

to this community
for over 30 years.

Five kids were hit
under his watch.

Three were not his fault.

- [Maggie]: Okay, you know what?
- Three.

Tell the mayor thank you,

I appreciate the
thought, but no.

[Gladys]: Well, it's too late.

The ceremony is this afternoon.

Besides, you're not the
only one getting a key.

So, not all of the
attention will be on you.

Wait, sorry, they're
sharing my key ceremony

with somebody else?

[Richard]: Mm-hmm, now you care?

What? No. No, but who...

Sandra from the salon?

No, actually she got
it last February.

It's even better
actually, it's um...

- It's, it's no one.
- I was mistaken.

That's next month.

It's just you. Only you.

Just eat your food.

We don't need to talk
through breakfast. Hmm?

[whispers] Frankie.

I'm home.

- You're late.
- I'm late.

- We're late.
- I know, I'm sorry.

Last-minute crisis at work

and I missed the earlier train.

I should have been at
the diner an hour ago.

Will you drop by
after to help me out?

I'm at your service.

I'm so sorry that I can't
be at your ceremony today.

Oh, my God, your ceremony.

You're late!

If you leave five minutes
ago you just might make it.

Five minutes ago?

Oh, very funny.

Um, you said it doesn't
start until one.

Also you haven't
seen me in a while.

Mom!

I missed you.

- I'm sorry.
- I missed you so much.

Have you lost weight?

You've lost weight.

I haven't.

Oh. Have you gained weight?

No.

I don't recognize you anymore.

That's how little I see you.

We're late.

Okay, well, I don't
think you need this.

[chuckles]

[opera music]

[man]: And that was Ms.
Ofland's third-grade class

performing Arpeggio in C minor.

Now the reason why we are here.

Maggie Piers is finally
home after ten years.

We thought she was dead.

You might recognize her from
What the Star Chronical calls,

the commercial of the decade.

- [Maggie]: Oh, God, no. No, no.
- Our second honouree is

best-selling author and
our small town hero.

Please let me welcome our
key to the city recipients,

Julianne Alba and Maggie Pierce.

[exhales]

[guests claps]

And Maggie Pierce.

Ms. Pierce?

[guests clapping]

There she is.

[tense music]

[inaudible]

[Frankie snickers]

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Wow, if there isn't
anyone less deserving

of this award than
Maggie Pierce.

Is this the only way
to get you back here?

First, prom queen and then this?

Wow, what accolades.

Julianne Alba,

I'm surprised you
even showed up.

Well, unlike you, I
actually deserve this award.

I'm the youngest head chef
in the Lower East Side, so.

Youngest doesn't mean the best

so you could also be the worst
chef in all of New York City.

We were on our way
to a Michelin star.

Sorry, what was that?

I couldn't hear all
your lame bragging

over the giant piece of
food stuck in your teeth.

What?

[Tina]: They need to
fire that photographer.

Attractive.

Might as well add it to
your obnoxious shrine of me.

Hmm. I think we
could find some room.

Maggie Pierce.

Last time I saw her
she was climbing

out the second-story
window of our house

in the middle of the night.

You could have let her out
the front door, you know?

Hey, she wanted to climb out
the window so nobody saw her.

She would show up at our
house almost every day

pretending she was
returning a book

or a shirt she borrowed.

You basically had a stalker.

What? I don't remember that.

Well, you were very strict
about your study time

and not being disturbed.

I basically had to shoo
that poor girl away.

So... need me to
close up here tonight?

No. Why?

I heard through the grapevine

that someone named Ken
asked you out today.

Yeah. I said no.

Why?

He wanted to invite me over
for dinner at his house.

I barely know him.

He's been our
neighbour for 30 years.

A first date is a
coffee or a movie.

Something in a crowded place.

Okay, well that
is being paranoid.

What if I need to fart, hmm?

If it's just me and him in
his house, he'll know it's me.

[Julianne scoffs]

What other choice do
I have? Hold it in?

Let me tell you, Julianne,
last time I held it in,

I blew a hole right
through my pants.

I nearly shattered a window.

But in a movie theatre,
it can be anyone.

These are the things
you need to think about.

I'm pretty sure that these
are not the things that you,

or anyone, should
be thinking about.

You will when you're my age.

Here, give me those.

Mom, you need to put
yourself out there.

I don't want you to
be alone anymore.

I'm not lonely. I have you.

Yeah, once or twice a year
when I can make it home.

Don't worry about me.

Plus, I might have my
eye on someone else.

Hmm.

[gentle music]

[Brooke]: Where are you?

Why aren't you hooking
up with someone?

You need rebound sex.

Yeah, well, I'm trying
to find a temp job

because I'm so insanely
broke right now.

Brooke, I think this is
what rock bottom feels like.

Oh, baby boo, you're just
scratching the surface.

Vi stopped by this morning.
She picked up her shit.

Oh, she did not waste any time.

How'd she look?

Do you want the
truth or a friend?

The latter.

- Fugly.
- Missing all of her teeth.

Deformed head. Like she
emerged from the sewers.

Hmm, so still insanely hot.

Yeah, so fucking hot.

[both laugh]

You'd be mad if I,
or we... you know.

I would.

I thought so.

That's why I checked.

Hmm. Oh,

did I mention I ran into

my high school ex yesterday?

No way. I just ran into my ex

at the farmer's market.

Really? What happened?

We slept together.

Okay, so we had very
different experiences.

What? No.

Um, look I, I gotta go.

Just take care of
my place for me?

You know it.

[door chimes]

[soft Christmas music]

[Maggie exhales]

- [gasps] Maggie?
- I'm sorry.

Maggie Pierce?

Mags!

I heard you were
finally back in town!

I can't believe it!
It's been so long.

I'm not too sure
if you remember me.

We weren't really in the
same clique in high school.

I'm Julianne's best.

Only friend.

Lola. Yeah, I, I remember you.

You used to have blue hair?

And then it was pink.

And then red. And
not it's all...

you could see.

Oh, my God! You
look the same, Mags!

I can't believe it. I
saw your car commercial.

You really look so real.
Like you were really waving.

How'd you do it?

- God-given talent.
- Um, how are you? You look great.

Really?

Um, I, I should
really get going.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God!

That made my week!

A celebrity telling
me that I look great.

I, I'm not a celebrity.

I can't. I can't. Mm, mm!

I saw you got a key to the city.

So exciting.

They don't give a
key to just anyone.

I heard Joe the crossing guard
was last month's recipient.

Hmm. Two of those kids
were not his fault.

Since you're back,

does this mean
you'll be throwing

your epic New Year's
Eve's parties again?

My RSVP is 10 of 10.

No, I, I don't do
those parties anymore.

Oh, duh. I'm sure you have to
head back to Beverly Hills.

Or Malibu. Where do
celebrities live?

But if you change your
mind, I'm available!

Actually, we're practically
neighbours though.

I'm moving in right across
the street from your parents.

It's taking me weeks to move.

[whispers] I bought
the Smith's old house.

Really?

Yeah. They died.

Oh, my God. What happened?

Technically, they
moved to Florida.

But what's the difference?

Well, I, I really
better get going.

Let's do lunch tomorrow.

I can't. I've got
lots of, you know,

errands and celebrity
stuff to do.

I'm not taking no for
an answer. My treat.

Ha, Jules! Jules!

Julie Bear! Look who's back.

I know. I was just signing
some books of mine.

That I wrote.

'‘Cause I'm also a
published author.

Town hero.

Big deal.

Want me to sign that?

What? No.

10,355th on the Times
best-selling list, too.

Up 18 spots from yesterday.

And if only you had
a good personality

to go with all of that.

Too bad. Can't have it all.

Okay! I have felt
the energy shift

and this has now become awkward.

So, I'm going to
[clicks tongue] leave.

Lola out.

[window squeaking]

I guess this is what it's
gonna be this holiday?

Us running into each
other everywhere?

- It's a small town.
- Hard to avoid people.

Well, maybe we should try.

Look, this is my
town still so...

- My town?
- Sorry, I didn't realize

you got the whole
town in the break-up.

Just... stay away from me.

Okay?

Please, like I even
wanna be near you.

You smell like fish.

Yeah, well, it's Fish &
Chips Day at the diner.

- Hi. It's so nice to see you.
- Hi.

[grunts]

Lola, what are you doing?

What happened? What happened?

You're just always there.

[Christmas bells chiming]

[♪ Merry Christmas by Linneah]

[car honking]

Lola.

Hi!

Come on, in, let's go!

Ta-da!

What? Lola, no, I'm not
eating Tina's diner.

It's either here or
the Chinese buffet

that only serves pierogies.

And has failed their last
three health inspections.

Plus, I don't think Jules
is helping out today.

Okay, yeah, the
diner it is. Okay.

[Lola]: I am so
glad we did this.

You know, I always felt
a missed connection

with you in high school.

We could have been
like so close.

Um, sure.

Uh...

That's a keeper.

I can see Jules has
dabbled in the menu.

"“Pan-fried pastry roll
filled with artisanal cheese

and aged salami."”

That's a pizza pocket.

Jules, hey!

What are you doing
here? With her?

She's one of my best friends.

No, she isn't.

But, well, she could be.

She said she loves you.

I mean, said, "Hi" to you.

No, she didn't.

Hi.

You said she wasn't
gonna be here today.

Did I? Oops.

Okay, let's risk
the Chinese buffet.

- It'll be totally cool.
- Don't worry.

She told me that she
doesn't hate you anymore.

Okay, that's a lie. She like,
really, really hates you.

It's borderline unhealthy.

But we can fix that.

[Lola squealing]

Jules, look who's here?
I'm just... you know.

I'm just stretching.

What are you doing here?

- What am I doing here?
- At a diner?

Um, I don't know, do you ask
all of your customers that?

Hey, Joe?

What are you doing
here at the diner?

Julianne's asking everybody.

Eating. Dumbass.

We're eating, dumbass.

Okay, this isn't a great start.

I thought it was pretty clear
that I didn't wanna see you.

And I thought we agreed
to avoid each other.

I think what Jules
is trying to say

is that she's happy that
you're making an effort.

And you're trying to
fix that broken bond

between the two of you.

Making the first
step is the hardest.

That's the complete opposite
of what I just I said.

Okay, I, I wouldn't be here if
Lola didn't basically force me.

Trust me, I wanna see you, way
less than you wanna see me.

Okay, and what
Maggie's trying to say

is that she regrets not
coming to see you sooner.

And she valued your
relationship and hopes

that one day you guys can be
as close as you once were.

Yeah. Okay.

Shouldn't you be
cooking or something?

We're actually all
out of food today.

[Maggie sighs]

If I'm being honest, this
is actually going better

than I thought.

[Frankie]: Should we?
[Maggie]: If you don't I will.

[Frankie and Maggie chatting]

[giggling]

[Maggie]: No, just
the bottom part.

[Frankie]: Just around.

How are you sleeping
through this?

This is good.

Yeah. So, you find
a temp job yet?

No, no.

You know, the diner is hiring.

Very funny.

No, everyone is
talking about you guys.

They're really hoping
for a holiday romance.

Does no one here have
anything else better to do?

No, I got your back.

I made sure everyone
knows that Jules

is way out of your league now.

Okay, thanks.

Wait, wait, look.

[phone rings]

Yeah, she really shouldn't
be driving anymore.

We're late.

[Gladys]: Girls let's hurry up!

For what?

You seriously don't remember

what we do every year?

- Oh, no.
- Mm-hmm.

- No.
- Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

♪ Come adore on
this great night ♪

♪ Queens and kings
in glorious light ♪

♪ And we all in fab array

♪ Celebrate with flair today

♪ Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ria

♪ In eleganza

♪ Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ria

♪ In extravaganza

[Richard]: Those heels
are killing my toes.

[Gladys]: I told you
to wear your boots.

[Richard]: But they
didn't go with my outfit.

Hmm, okay, you know what? No.

I think I'm gonna
skip this one, so.

What? Oh, come on. She's not
even gonna recognize you.

Listen, the faster we get the
donations, the sooner we leave.

True. I don't even know why
I came home for Christmas.

[knock on door]

That order was supposed to
go through on Wednesday.

I don't understand why it
hasn't been delivered yet.

You realize if it's
not in by the weekend,

it's gonna seriously...

[Maggie]: Hello, we're waiting.

Sorry, can I call you back? I
have carollers in, I hope, drag?

Sorry, guys, running
a restaurant and all.

Can I request a song?

- Oh, sure, honey.
- But it'll cost you extra.

Okay.

Since you're in drag,

how about "Last Christmas"?

Oh.

[box rattling]

- [snickers]
- Maggie?

[Maggie]: What? Who's Maggie?

I'm Chestnuts.

On to the next house.

[laughs] Okay.

Uh... so, am I not
getting a song?

[birds chirping]

[phone buzzing]

[phone clicks]

Everything okay?

What? Um... yeah.

Yeah, it was just my agent.

She probably wants

to set me up with
some auditions.

That's exciting.

Yeah.

If you need help with anything,

all you have to do is ask.

Honestly, things
are really great.

I've got a couple shows
lined up in the new year, so.

Okay.

Your mother worries about you.

Huh, but I keep reminding her that
you're a smart, independent woman.

Not a lot of people who can

take off to a brand
new city on their own.

But you did it.

You can do anything.

Do you really mean that?

We're really proud of you.

So, if you tell me
things are okay,

I trust you.

Hmm.

[bell gently chiming]

[Tina]: When are you gonna
bring a girl home for Christmas?

Ugh, Mom!

What? I can't remember the
last time you had a girlfriend.

Let alone one you've had
long enough for me to meet.

- I work too much.
- I don't have time for one.

I hate everyone. Do
you want more excuses?

You need more
balance in your life.

It can't be work, work,
work all the time.

Maybe a girlfriend might help
relieve some of those stresses.

You know what I mean?

For my sanity,

I'm gonna pretend that I
don't know what you mean.

I'll have to admit, it's been
a while since I've had a man.

Hell, I've been through
a lot of batteries,

if you get my drift.

I don't have to get
up to turn the TV on.

Please, let's not
go down this road.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

I don't really wanna be
talking about this with you.

I just don't want you to run
out of batteries, like me.

I thought you enjoyed
being a spinster?

Well, who wouldn't?

I have complete
freedom in my life.

I have total flexibility
to do what I want.

And I have entire
queen bed to myself.

But this time of year,

it would be nice to share
it with someone special.

What do you think of Joe?

Joe, the crossing guard?

Joe, the creepy guy who
comes into the diner

and orders one slice of
whole wheat toast, dry,

like a psychopath?

I think he's kind of mysterious.

Uh, sure. In like, a
vagrant kind of way.

Maybe this time next year,

he might be your new... daddy.

You know what I mean?

- Ugh.
- [laughs]

[laughs] I could barely
get that one out.

[both laugh]

I think I threw up a bit

in my mouth when you said it.

[both laugh]

But hey, I wouldn't have
to be using my batteries.

Please, stop.

[gentle pop music]

♪ We hit rapids

♪ Late night caught
in the habit ♪

♪ I'm trying to recapture

♪ The love we had to lose

[wind gusting]

♪ I remember ♪

What the fuck?

[gentle Christmas music]

[Frankie]: Ugh, I really
waited last minute to do this.

Um, gloves for Dad.

Ha, life alert for Grandma.

Frankie.

I can't believe I got stuck
with this stupid list this year.

What? Oh, yeah.

Um, Mom wants to know what
you want for Christmas.

Uh, what?

What do you want for Christmas?

Um... just a second.

Oh...

I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.

Let's do vibrator.

[Maggie]: It's getting
hard to avoid each other.

Yeah, especially because
you keep showing up

at my family's diner.

Can I get a coffee, please?

So, um, how's your day going?

Oh, actually...

Okay, look, I don't really care.

Um, I need a favour.

My answer is no.

What?

I didn't even tell
you what it is yet.

Well, you asked me for a favour,

and normally, that's
something you do

for somebody that you like.

And well.

Wow, you turned
into a real jerk.

Did anyone ever
tell you that? God.

[scoffs]

Okay, fine. What is it?

Will you hire me
just until New Years?

What? No, sorry.

We don't need any extra help.

You have a sign in the window.

That is just décor.

Aren't you a celebrity?

Why would you want to
work in a diner anyways?

I need it to do
research for a role

that I'm doing in the New Year,

which is why it will only
be for a couple of weeks.

No. No, forget it.

Absolutely not.

Remember,

in our junior year,

when we made those
special brownies

that Tina accidentally ate
and she got really sick.

We told her it was bad eggs.

Yeah...

Be a shame if I told her
what was really in them now.

You start tomorrow.

[♪ Tracks By FontsTheDuo]

[scoffs]

♪ Printing out the
golden ticket ♪

♪ Has me short of breathe

Okay, do not close
this door, okay?

The handle broke recently
and it doesn't work properly.

♪ This afternoon

♪ This afternoon

♪ Starting fresh
has me delighted ♪

♪ And warm faces
keep me fighting ♪

♪ There's a heart
that beats me lonely ♪

♪ I have no friends

♪ But I will soon

♪ I will soon

♪ I hear tracks on
Monday morning ♪

♪ I see ships on Tuesday too ♪

♪ The ferris wheel it
all kept glowing ♪♪

I missed the snow.

It's so magical
this time of year.

[phone ringing]

Uh, where do you
think you're going?

Um, home?

Unlike you, I
actually have a life.

I have a life.

Very busy, successful,
fulfilling life.

And yet we both got
the key to the city.

Just...

help me bring these
boxes to the back, okay?

And then you can go have a life.

Fine.

[Maggie sighs]

[Maggie grunts]

[door creaks and locks]

Please tell me that you
did not close that door

that I told you not to close.

It was an accident.

[Julianne huffs]

Right.

[Maggie grunts]

Use your lesbian strength.

[pants]

Please.

Use your lesbian strength.

Okay. Well, it's only
funny when I say it.

[both grunt]

I'm, I'm gonna call my dad.

Yeah, yeah.

It's in my coat.

Please tell me you
have your phone on you?

Let's go up.

Okay.

Okay, good news
is I have service.

Bad news is I have two
percent battery, so.

Mom? Mom? Hello?
Can you hear me?

Tina? Tina, no. No, I
don't care what happened

on whoever's got
talent. Mom, we are...

[phone beeps]

Yeah, shit. It's dead.

- No. No, no, no.
- No, I can't believe this.

What are we gonna do?

We could try screaming for help.

[both, screaming]: Help!

[muffled screaming]

[dogs barking]

[screaming stops]

That was my only idea.

I can't believe we're
actually stuck here.

You don't think...

Oh, yes.

Uh.

It's still here.

Is that...

From senior year.

[both laugh]

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[Maggie]: I'm sorry.

[Julianne]: That hurt,
but it's your turn.

- My turn?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

[Maggie sputtering]

Okay!

[both laugh]

- I'm sorry.
- [laughing]

What is so funny?

Okay, my thought process, right,

I was thinking of the last
time that we'd been trapped,

and it reminded me of that
snow storm in our junior year.

The one where we got stuck in
the movie theatre parking lot?

Uh-huh. And "Last Christmas"
was playing on the radio

and you got out of the car

because you wanted
to climb on the roof.

And draw a heart on
the, the sunroof.

Yeah. Yeah, and then I got
down and nothing else happened.

That was the end of the story.

- No, no, no.
- I'm pretty sure.

I distinctly remember you making

a not so graceful
journey back down.

In fact, you didn't just fall
off of the roof of the car,

you bounced the entire way down.

Okay, well.

I legit thought you
might have died.

It was really slippery, okay.

[both laugh]

Wasn't that the night
that we first...

[clear throat]

Um... yeah.

Sorry. Um...

I think so.

All I ever wanted was
to be close to you.

I was happy even just
being trapped in a car.

I was way more into you
than you were into me.

That is not true.

Yeah, it is.

You were always blowing me
off to do extra homework

or extra shifts at
the diner. I mean,

you missed my 16th birthday
because that was the summer

you decided you wanted to learn

to cook your way through
every French recipe.

I wasn't even invited
to your birthday.

What, we, we were
gonna meet up after.

Yeah. We were always
gonna meet up after.

You hid me our
entire relationship.

You were so consumed with
wanting to be popular and...

acting like how you thought
others would like you.

That is not true.

No. You're right, I...

I messed up.

I didn't think of it that way.

I was voted most likely
to succeed in high school

and I ended up being
the most unsuccessful.

I was voted most likely
to not be remembered

at our ten-year reunion.

Why did they even
give that one out?

- I don't know.
- [laughing]

It's cold in here.

Yeah.

Oh.

Thanks.

[gentle music]

[Tina]: I'm here to
save the day. Ha!

Oops.

I'm sorry.

I thought this was the bathroom.

[Tina laughing]

[Maggie sputters]

[both laugh]

[exhales]

[laughs]

Tina.

Man.

[gentle pop music]

♪ Yesterday day I picked apart

♪ All we were back
at the start ♪

♪ Seemed to me long ago games

♪ What if now we're
just the same ♪

♪ And I know that time
changes many things ♪

♪ But could it possibly
just change everything ♪

♪ With you

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ With you

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ With you

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ With you

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ With you ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, I've had two Red
Bulls, two coffees.

I'm going to need
another black coffee.

I feel the energy today.

Lola.

Feels a bit different.

Yes, pour me, pour me.

Maggie, we are out of rye bread.

If you can let the
customers know, please.

[Maggie]: Yeah,
okay. Uh, thank you.

That'd be...

- Okay.
- That'd be good.

Okay, thanks.

Uh, what happened with you two?

- What?
- She said please.

N-nothing. Nothing.

Oh, I'm sorry, let me get that.

No, you're busy.

No, no, honestly.

- No, babe, I...
- Uh, sorry?

No, seriously, it's fine, I...

I got it.

Uh...

I think I'm good.

Maggie. Maggie?

Oh, sorry. Geez. Sorry.

Wait, everyone knows you two
got trapped in here last night

but you're both acting
like you slept together.

[gasps]

Oh, my God. Did you guys...

you know?

Scissors?

What? No, no,
scissoring's not a thing.

What. It is, but not
in the way that...

nothing happened.

This is off-limits to you now.

Sorry. Sorry.

Okay.

I need to know.
Did you guys...

you know?

Hmm? What?

No. Nothing happened.

- What?
- No, I swear.

Okay? There...

there was a, a
moment, and then...

and then we...

- We what? God, woman!
- Shh, tell me!

We...

kissed.

Kissed?

Shh.

Just kissed?

That is how lesbians
act when they kiss?

Why did you need
to whisper that?

Hi.

What is with you two
and the coffee today?

- Lola is done.
- Sorry.

Uh, I... I don't even
know how I feel about her.

I am so confused.

Well, do you wanna
kiss her again?

Yeah.

I think that might
be your answer.

[Lola slurping]

[sputters]

This coffee's nasty.

You need to get me
a new one, please.

Just get me...

Sorry, I didn't make it.

This is gonna...

Jules!

[dogs barking]

Okay, well, um, I, I
guess I'll get going.

[clear throat]

Maggie's leaving.

Oh, already?

I'm gonna go to the back
to do some inventory.

It'll be a while.

A long while.

You won't see me
around for quite a bit.

Okay. Okay, Mom, thank you.

[Maggie chuckles nervously]

Um, are you doing
anything later?

Just gonna swing by
Lola's for a bit.

Oh, okay.

I, I just thought if you
weren't doing anything,

"White Christmas" is
playing at the theatre.

Maybe you wanted to go.

Yeah, I can see if
Lola wants to come.

Oh.

I'm just kidding.

I would love to see "White
Christmas" with you.

Okay.

Yeah.

[Tina]: I forgot my pen.

Actually, I didn't
forget my pen.

What was I thinking?

I can use safety pin

and my own blood.

I'm sorry.

[chuckles]

So, I, I'll see you later?

Yeah, I'll, I'll see you later.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Cool.

Bye.

[Maggie chuckles]

[gentle music]

[chuckles]

[wind gusting]

[sighs]

Okay, which one?

What's the message you're trying

to send tonight?

Um, I don't know, let's...

try to be more than friends,

maybe, if you want.

But no pressure.

Oh, babe.

That is so lame.

Okay, well what message
should I be sending?

Like, you've missed out
on this for ten years.

And I'm opening the
door for you a crack.

No, a smidge.

No, I'm just unlocking the door

so you'd better knock
me off my feet tonight

if you wanna get
a second chance.

Yeah.

I don't have a shirt
that says that.

- I don't know, halter?
- Tube top.

Brooke, it's snowing.

- It could work.
- More importantly...

Oh, my God.

What are you wearing
under your clothes?

What?

[exhales]

[soft sentimental music]

[phone clicks]

[phone rings]

This is Julianne.

Joe? How'd you
get this number?

Okay, slow down, slow down.

Is she okay?

Okay, okay, I'll
be there in five.

[wind gusting]

Oh, a part of me
thought you were dead.

Vi?

What are you doing here?

You didn't answer
any of my calls.

You broke up with me.

A month before Christmas,

when you promised
that you'd come.

You made me look like an idiot.

And if you answered
any of my calls,

you'd know that...

I'm sorry.

Look, you're like the longest
relationship I've ever had.

Three months?

And that's like five years

in lesbian math.

I made a mistake.

It was stupid and I
realized almost immediately

after we broke up that...

I want you, Maggie.

I flew across the
country for you.

I'd fly across the world
if you wanted me to.

So...

let me make it up to you?

[phone buzzes]

[phone clicks]

Do you mean that?

Or are those just
lyrics to a new song?

[chuckles]

I mean it.

And I may also use them
as lyrics to a new song.

[Vi chuckles]

[Christmas music]

[birds chirping]

[wing chimes]

[Julianne]: Why didn't you tell
me you weren't feeling good?

I didn't want to worry you.

You tell me everything.

Things I don't even
wanna know, you tell me.

It was a mild heart attack.

I've had period cramps
that were worse than that.

From now on, you will
be telling me everything

you are feeling, always.

Fine.

Do you know who called the
ambulance at the diner?

I'm guessing it was Joe.

He also called me.

It was. He's a lifesaver.

I don't...

One of those kids
was not his fault.

[chuckles]

You don't need to be here.
I know how busy you are.

I can manage fine on my own.

You shouldn't have
to be alone. Okay?

My work is okay with me
taking some extra time off.

So, I'm going to stay here
until you're feeling better.

You are more important to me.

[Tina sighs]

[Lola humming]

♪ Lola's gonna get some ♪

[indistinct conversation]

[Vi and Maggie laughing]

That's not Julianne!

[Vi giggles]

Ah!

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

I've got some gossipy-goss.

Who?

[phones buzzing] What?

Where?

When?

Why?

I need answers.

- Vivian.
- Everyone calls her Vi.

Maggie's ex. Flew in from
L.A. a couple nights ago.

She's a Scorpio, so
completely wrong for Maggie.

I'm a Virgo. That's
much more compatible.

Someone should let
Maggie know I'm a Virgo.

And still single.

Vi's a musician.

She's in the band
called The Sadies.

They're amazing. I
have all their albums.

Like, I can't even believe
she's dating Maggie.

I love Jules and all but this girl
wants some front row concert tickets.

I'm sure the entire town
is talking about it.

What? This town?

No!

[Lola]: It's kinda
funny, though.

What's funny?

That Maggie now has two exes

in her hometown
at Christmas time.

That want her.

Want her?

Okay, well, I didn't
say that I wanted her.

I don't even care, okay?

It's not like we were
even dating or anything.

- We just...
- Kissed? I know!

Isn't that like second
base in the lesbian world?

I thought it was almost kiss,

kiss, and then move in together.

- Whatever.
- It's all over now anyways.

She's got her hot
musician girlfriend.

Optics.

That's all she ever cared about.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Let's not forget,

you're the one who stood her up

at the movies. Did you not?

Yeah, but Tina...

I know, but she didn't know that

when she was all alone,

waiting, at the movie
theatre. Heartbroken.

Don't let the cool, sexy,
successful, hot girl win.

[scoffs]

Look at those titties.

Did you seriously heart this?

Keep your friends close

and your potential
best friends closer.

Isn't that the saying?

Uh, I thought I
told you to go rest?

I can handle this.

Okay. Okay.

[sighs]

You know?

I'm glad Maggie got
what she always wanted.

I'll never be the
cool, hot girl.

You could be if you...

brushed your hair.

I didn't order this.

What the hell are you doing?

Hmm? Sorry, ah,

this isn't yours.

Clearly.

What?

Gross.

Do you think Maggie knows why I
didn't show up at the theatre?

Yes.

- How...
- Any or all

of these people have

probably already told her.

Okay, look, you're
my best friend.

I could honestly
tell from the moment

you guys saw each other again

that you are still into her.

My intuition is that good.

Is it that obvious?

You guys are adults now,

but you seem to keep
acting like teenagers.

Adults tell each
other how they feel.

Tell her how you feel,

or I will.

You okay?

Yeah?

Okay, now, back to me.

I'm rehearsing my
one-woman play later today,

"Walk, Lola, Walk. Don't
stop. Keep running."

Are you able to
come and give notes?

And advice?

I'm, I'm not. No.

Maggie and Vi will be there.

What I meant was
I'm not, not coming.

Is it yes or no?

Double negatives confuse me.

Are you?

[Lola]: Ugh! Guys,
can we fix the light?

A little to the left, please.

Has to be perfect.

Come on.

Spotlight on me, only me.

This seat taken?

The theatre is literally empty.

Well, it's the best seat in
the house for the acoustics.

Whatever.

[Lola panting]

[Lola]: It was
Christmas Eve 1998,

it was when I first
discovered my...

vulva.

And now the dance of the...

Aren't you gonna introduce me?

[Lola panting]

Oh. Vi, this is Jules.

She works at the
dinner. Jules, Vi.

Now, let's watch Lola.

Nice to meet you.

How long is this gonna go?

I'm actually a chef at a
world-renowned restaurant in New York.

Cool.

Everyone died

from food poisoning.

My mother never cooked again.

Vi's in a band,

but you probably
already knew that.

They're kinda famous.

They just sold out the Greek.

Hmm. I'm actually
kinda famous, too.

I wrote a cookbook.

It's a bestseller.

A town bestseller,

so let's not gloat.

And not to brag, but
Vi's bank account amount

looks like a phone number.

What, 911?

Sorry, are you talking about me?

[Lola]: Guys, can you not
talk during my performance?

This is art. Art takes
time. Do not waste my time.

This is live theatre, Lola.

You gotta ignore
the distractions.

Yeah, you're lucky
that I'm even here.

True.

Thanks, guys. Where was I?

Ah, yes. I remember
when my mother

picked up the pickle
ornament. [phone rings]

The same ornament I had
used earlier to give birth.

Oh, so your phone does work.

And what is that
supposed to mean?

Sorry, I've gotta take this.

I'll be back later.

[Lola humming]

Just that you didn't call
me to tell me about Tina.

I had to hear
about it from Lola.

Okay, look, I'm sorry I
was a little preoccupied

taking care of my sick
mother and I didn't think

to call you right away.

- At all.
- You didn't call me at all.

Okay. Look, I'm sorry
I didn't call you.

It's fine.

It's clearly not fine.

Well, it's over now.

Okay...

Shh! Just watch Lola.

We shouldn't be talking.

[Lola singing]

[Vi]: Sorry. Hey.

Hey.

[Lola]: Tippy tap, tap,
tap. Tap, tap, tap.

Did I miss something?

[Jules and Maggie]: No.

[Lola]: Well, Lola lived.

Lola will always live.

[exhaling]

[gasps]

Lola!

[body rasps on floor]

[gentle pop music]

[sighs]

So,

what's with you and Julie?

Jules?

Same thing.

What do you mean?

- [scoffs]
- Come on, Mags,

you two are acting
like two angry exes.

Uh, okay, I would never
wanna date someone like her.

Hmm, okay.

You sure? '‘Cause you
seemed pretty upset

when you left the theatre.

Yeah, well, I thought
that she was my friend

and she treats me
like I'm nothing,

so...

look, I don't wanna
talk about her anymore.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

Hmm, okay.

There... may have been
an ulterior motive

to me coming here for Christmas.

What is it?

So, I just found
out from my label

that I'm going on tour.

On tour?

Yeah, so, six months in Europe

and then headed to Asia for
like, another six months.

And... I want you
to come with me.

That's a whole year.

Yeah, but I mean,
you said it yourself,

you wanted to take a
little break from acting.

This is perfect timing.

Yeah. Yeah, I know but...

Look,

I could do this without you.

But I don't want to.

You're my muse.

I want you with me.

Are you sure you want
me tagging along?

I don't wanna get in the way.

There's only we in
this relationship.

Not me.

I wanna do this together.

You don't have to answer
me right now but...

just think about it. Okay?

I don't need to think about it.

I'm in.

Yeah?

Yeah, I'm in.

I knew you'd say yes.

[Maggie chuckles happily]

Door open, ladies.

I hope you're joking.

I keep forgetting
that you're adults.

Carry on and have fun.

Honest to God, Gladys, be cool.

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

No. I'm just glad
you're coming.

Me too.

[Gladys]: Maggie,

this is from your father and I.

Well, when you open it,

he's going to be just
as surprised as you are.

He never knows what we get you.

Well, I paid for it.

Oh, my God, Richard,
it doesn't matter.

[Maggie]: Oh...

Mom, Dad, I... I
can't accept it.

- What is it?
- What the hell?

You guys got me
socks and underwear.

How is this fair?

- What is it, a car?
- [laughs]

You live rent free.

Maybe if you get your own place

and start paying rent,

I'll start buying something
more expensive for you, too.

Socks and underwear are fine.

Maggie, we just don't want
you to give up on your dreams.

We've really loved having
you at home this year.

I mean,

we just wanna help out a little.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Just promise me you'll come
home as much as you can, okay?

I promise.

Okay, sweetheart.

Seriously, what did we get you?

It's actual chicken scratch.

I don't even know how
Dad could read this.

[Tina]: All of those
recipes were in his head.

I had to beg for him to
write it down before he died.

Two tablespoons of "goopa"?

"Goaba"?

I actually think he might
have made up ingredients

just to mess with us.

Knowing your father,

that wouldn't surprise me.

I've tried this recipe every
Christmas for the last 15 years

and I can't seem
to get it right.

Do you think Dad would
have been proud of me?

Ah, he would have been proud of
you if you were a dishwasher.

He just wanted you to be happy.

No matter what you did.

I really miss him.

His bad puns and his
long, overdrawn stories.

And his bad singing.

The voice of a dying cat.

[both laugh]

Maybe we should
make something else.

Honestly, it's fun to
just cook with you,

even if we don't get it right.

Why don't we start again?

I think there's some
"goaba" in the fridge.

I think you mean "goopa,"
It's on the shelf.

[gentle music]

What does that say?

Butter.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

[instrumental Christmas
music] [indistinct chatter]

- Hi.
- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, you finally nailed
your dad's holiday pie?

Only took 16 years.

[indistinct chatter]

- Is Joe here?
- I heard he'd be here?

Oh, don't you dare go
home with Joe tonight.

I'm sorry, he's the one for me.

- Oh, Mom!
- Higher standards.

Mom!

[Tina]: Hi, guys.
[Richard]: Hi.

[Gladys]: How are you?
[Richard]: Can I get you a drink?

[Tina]: Hi, Joe. How are you?

Hi.

You can't be mad at me.

It's Christmas.

It's like a reset for the year.

I'm not mad anymore.

Um...

Vi invited me on tour with them

and we leave tomorrow,

and honestly, I'm
really excited, so.

Can, can we talk quick?

Okay. What's up?

Like,

somewhere a little more private?

[Vi]: Oh, lemon in there.

- I'll go get some snacks.
- How's that sound?

Yes!

- I'll be right back.
- Snacks.

[Richard]: Please. Please.

Sure. Yeah.

[Richard]: Well, I've heard
things about you, Lola.

A lot of things about you.

[overlapping chatter]

[door creaking]

Wow.

What?

Literally nothing has
changed in this room.

[chuckles]

You still have this?

- Okay, well, yeah.
- I'm a hoarder, clearly.

[Maggie chuckles]

So, what's up?

I quit my job in New York.

What?

I, I don't understand.
Why would you do that?

'‘Cause I would
rather be remembered

by the people that I love

than by strangers
that I don't know.

That's great, Jules.

- [Frankie]: Maggie! Maggie!
- Um... we should get going.

Wait, wait.

There's something else.

Don't go on tour with Vi.

What?

I am sorry that it
has taken me so long

to show up for you like
you've always needed me to.

You've always been in
the back of my mind

and I don't wanna spend ten
more seconds without you.

I choose us, Maggie.

I love you.

Um,

I think you're gonna
wanna come downstairs.

[loud snoring]

[Vi]: Maggie.

What's going on?

Maggie Catherine Pierce.

Oh no.

You are my inspiration,

my ingenuity, my vision.

I know I've thrown a lot of
curveballs at you this trip

but there's one more.

Marry me.

Um...

I know, you're at
a loss for words.

I...

Do you wanna be my wife?

[snoring stops]

For Christ's sake,

you two are so wrong
for one another.

It's obvious who
Magie should be with.

Uh...

[Christmas bells jingling]

[contemplative music]

[Vi sighs]

Vi, wait. Wait, wait.

The amount of talking
in this family.

It just goes on and on.

Can't a woman sleep in peace?

[dramatic music]

[Maggie]: Vi!

Vi, wait!

Vi, wait.

Just open the... Vi!

[engine revving]

[engine revving]

[Julianne]: No. No,
no, no, no. Fuck!

[whistles loudly]

[Lola]: Run!

- Seriously?
- Go get her.

Okay.

[engine rumbling]

[Radio DJ]: And now, a new
single from the Sadies.

[pop music]

- [scoffs]
- This song is good.

♪ I need to take this chance

♪ I know I should
keep my distance ♪

♪ Last time that I saw you

♪ You gave me those eyes
and I think I found it ♪

[engines roaring]

[Frankie]: I thought lesbians were
supposed to be good at directions.

This is painful.

♪ Oh, I want you
back in my life ♪

[Maggie]: Come on,
pick up, pick up.

♪ I know I can I
keep it together ♪

♪ Oh, I want you
back in my life ♪

[engines rumbling]

- Side window!
- Side window! Side window!

[Tina]: Can someone
do something!

♪ I love my ex

♪ Oh, I love my ex

♪ I love my ex I love my ex ♪

♪ Oh, I love my
ex I love my ex ♪

[tires screech to a halt]

[song stops]

[Maggie]: Vi.

Vi, I'm sorry.

What is this town, a maze?

I feel so stupid.

Don't. Look, I'm
sorry, it was just...

it was way too soon.

I'm not talking
about the proposal.

I can't believe I was too stupid
not to see what was going on

between you and Jessica.

It's Jules.

Whatever.

Nothing was
happening between us.

Yeah, well, we did kiss.

You kissed?

When?

A few days ago.

Yes, but we were broken up.

Wait, wait, was
this the same night

that I arrived?

No, of course not.

Wait, did you get
back with your ex,

the same night that
Tina had a heart attack?

Okay, first of all,
it was angina, and,

how did this get
turned back on me?

How did you fall in love
with someone you barely know,

so quickly?

Did I really mean
that little to you?

No, Vi!

Barely knew?

We dated for two
years in high school.

- [scoffs]
- Really.

[sharp inhale]

I can explain.

And this is exactly why I
don't date small-town lesbians.

- It's just too messy.
- Oh, please.

Like L.A. is any better.

The chart looks like
a fucking galaxy.

Okay, let me just
get this straight.

So, you got back with
your ex the same night.

No!

Which means you didn't
actually like me.

And you never even
told her that we dated?

It's been over ten years
and you're still hiding me.

And then to top it all off,

you had the audacity
to get mad at me?

Am I missing anything here?

I think you nailed
it there, Jamie.

The only good thing to
come from all of this

is that I'm gonna get one
hell of a break-up album.

I cannot wait to listen to that.

You... you haven't
changed one bit.

Guys, wait.

[sombre music]

How to lose two
girls in ten minutes.

The Maggie Pierce story.

You know what? Maybe next
year you can bring home Fern.

It'll be a yearly
ex-mas tradition.

You know, it's only fun to
rip on you when you rip back.

Talk to me. You okay?

I think I really
messed up this time.

Well, stay and make
it up to Jules.

Or if you don't want Jules,

go back to L.A. and
make it up to Vi.

It's actually pretty simple.

[Brooke]: I vote throuple.

But no one seems to be
asking for my opinion.

Hello?

God, so annoying.

I don't even know
how I'd get her back.

And "her" is?

I gotta go.

Gonna miss my flight.

Wait, who's her, Mags?

No, wait, wait,
tell me, who is her?

Jules? No, Vi.

It's Vi. Lola.

[Lola]: Everyone's
wearing blazers

and I'm just wearing
like this. You see it?

[Jules]: Why are we so profesh?

It's business casual.

Guys, I thought it
was disco. It's disco.

[Jules]: This is
business casual for Lola.

Let's be real.

- Yeah.
- Let's be real.

- Let's be real.
- But I love it. Love it.

[Richard]: Hey, you guys.

Oh, thanks.

I made it a double.

[Frankie]: She's in L.A.

There was a tiny part of
me that thought maybe,

she'd still pick me.

Cheer up. It's going
to be a new year.

Maybe it's time to
get back out there.

There are a ton of
eligible women here.

Like who?

Megan. She just got
a key to the city.

The whole city?

They really will just
give that key to anyone.

Thanks, guys, but I feel like

maybe I'm just
meant to be alone.

It's in my DNA. Like Tina.

[Tina]: My sweet hero.

Well, I'm rooting
for you and Megan.

Happy New Year.

[chuckles]

[gentle music]

Two minutes till midnight!

Hey, what are you doing here?

Um, where's Jules?

Um, I don't know,
she's here somewhere.

Okay.

[overlapping chatter]

[heavy breathing]

I know we saw each other last
night but I already miss you.

I made a mistake.

I am such an idiot.

Can you forgive me?

[Lola]: Don't go
spending that 50 bucks.

[sighs]

- I hate that I chose L.A.
- over you.

I hate that when I come
home, it's not to you,

and I hate that
I'm the reason why.

I miss talking to you.

I miss you every single day.

Babe, what are you...

I wanna be your midnight
kiss every year, forever.

Happy New Years, Jules.

Okay, people, give
them some privacy.

God, why is everyone
so nosy in this town?

[chatter resumes]

This is the phone that I had

when we graduated high school.

You know you can
recycle it, right?

On it are drafts and
drafts of text messages

that I never sent you.

I thought about
you a lot, Jules.

Every single day, actually.

Even after we broke up.

And I should have
told you all of this

when we were still together,

and when I went to L.A.,

and even when we saw
each other this year.

But here it is.

I'm yours

if you want me.

Please say you want me.

[Countdown from 10 to 1 begins]

Attention, everyone,
I, Maggie Pierce,

am completely and utterly
in love with Julianne Alba.

Jules,

you are impossible to forget.

Of course I still want you.

[crowd]: One!

Happy New Year!

[party cheering]

I just heard a rumour that
Maggie's going to propose soon.

But that doesn't
make any sense to me

because I thought
Julianne was the top.

But it would appear
that Maggie is the top.

Oh, I need to read the
lesbian handbook again,

that chapter about when
your ex dates your ex's ex.

That's too confusing.

Are all lesbians exes?

All of them?

Maggie and Julianne, they
moved to New York together,

and she got a recurring role
on a show as a lesbian nun.

And now, all of
America loves her.

Give her an Oscar already!

If it wasn't for me meddling
in people's affairs,

I really don't know if Mags and
Jules would have gotten together.

[gasps]

Did you hear about the Smiths?

They died.

Technically, they're
doing a year-long cruise,

but what's the difference?
This town speaks in gossips.

It's alive. It's
'‘cause of me.

[Christmas bells jingling]

Okay, come on, we're late.

I am an ugly, ugly man.

- Woo!
- [all laugh]

I would do me, 100 percent.

[Gladys]: Okay, let's get going!

Wait! And one more.

Introducing...

O'Holly Night.

[all cheer]

[all chuckling]

You could have shaved, Joe.

[kisses]

[Julianne snorts]

Wow.

[chuckling]

So, this is every year?

Every year.

Let's do it.

[both laugh]

[giggling]

[all chattering gleefully]

[Tina]: Yes!

♪ I don't need pretty lights
on Christmas morning ♪

♪ Round the tree

♪ Santa been taking his sweet
time and there's no guarantee ♪

♪ That her and me
were meant to be ♪

♪ But I've been
waiting so patiently ♪

♪ She is the reason I am full
with happiness this season ♪

♪ Not a jingle or a bell could
make me smile till Christmas day ♪

♪ I'll make her
mine this holiday ♪

♪ Da, da, do Da, da, da, do ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, do

♪ I don't need sugar plums or
candy canes to get my fix ♪

♪ She's sweet enough to
keep me until December 26 ♪

♪ And she could be with me

♪ Oh, I've been
waiting so patiently ♪

♪ She is the reason I am full
with happiness this season ♪

♪ Not a jingle or a bell could
make me smile till Christmas day ♪

♪ I'll make her
mine this holiday ♪

♪ You are the reason I am full
with happiness this season ♪

♪ Not a jingle or a bell could
make me smile till Christmas day ♪

♪ I'll make you
mine this holiday ♪

♪ Da, da, da, do
Da, da, da do, do ♪

♪ Da, da, da, do
Da, da, da, do ♪

♪ Da, da, da, do
Da, da, da, da, do ♪

♪ Da, da, da, do
Da, da, da do ♪

♪ Da, da, da, do
Da, da, da do ♪♪

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