Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,080
{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
2
00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,880
Thanks to his trump card performance,
Ahmed triggered two cards.
3
00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,840
A yellow card, and of course,
the first red card.
4
00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,280
No, he has a red card!
5
00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,640
-No!
-Well done, Ahmed.
6
00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,880
Well done, Ahmed!
7
00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,360
Lots of cards. Well done.
8
00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,640
There were several laughs.
9
00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,320
That's why it's important
to use your card.
10
00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,280
It can be useful.
11
00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,520
-Who do you think it is?
-Maybe me.
12
00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,240
-Let's watch the video.
-Look!
13
00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,360
At first, at first.
14
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,320
Poo is delicious.
15
00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,040
A thug!
16
00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,080
A thug from Shanghai!
17
00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,120
No way!
18
00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,400
-Oh, dear!
-Éric laughed!
19
00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,640
-Me?
-Big time!
20
00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,640
You laughed, bro.
21
00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,640
-That's a laugh.
-No.
22
00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,840
Then I didn't laugh either!
23
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,440
There's no way I laughed at that.
Impossible.
24
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,560
Not at the bald joke.
25
00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,280
Everyone who laughs denies it.
26
00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,160
Except for me, that was true.
27
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,400
I like being a tease, so it's possible
28
00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,120
ÉRIC JUDOR
PLAYS FOR KOURIR
29
00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,560
that it was because I found it quite lame.
30
00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,880
It being awkward made me laugh.
31
00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,800
And now, this is serious.
I have very bad news.
32
00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,160
I'm about to announce
the first elimination of the contest.
33
00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,720
No!
34
00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,520
He scored a strike.
35
00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,040
Yeah.
36
00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,480
So this was for real?
37
00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,480
Okay, this is getting serious.
38
00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,440
A double! Double card!
39
00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,720
Take a look.
40
00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,520
I am Gérard Darmon.
I played in a few movies.
41
00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,680
Gérard wants to kill your ass.
42
00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,000
Sorry, I'm just saying what I think.
43
00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,000
-Fuck!
-It came from deep inside.
44
00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,560
What an amazing trump card!
45
00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,840
RAMZY BEDIA
PLAYS FOR FORCE DES MIXITÉS
46
00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,840
The word "ass" surprised me.
47
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,720
I like laughing too much.
48
00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,720
Let's applaud Ramzy
and form a guard of honor.
49
00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,040
He's our first one out.
50
00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,680
It's not my fault I'm funny.
51
00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,720
Well done anyway, Ramzy.
52
00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,560
He took risks, he played.
53
00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,600
He tried many things. Well done.
54
00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,880
I'm so pleased.
55
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,560
I used a pretty vulgar word
and it made Ramzy laugh.
56
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,520
PLAYS FOR FONDATION DES FEMMES
57
00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,040
It's cool that you can make legends laugh.
58
00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,040
-Shit.
-This is sad.
59
00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,960
I'm sad, I'm eliminated.
60
00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,200
-You're the first one to leave!
-Goodbye!
61
00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,480
Bye! Goodbye!
62
00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,160
I felt like an orphan when he left.
63
00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,280
I don't think he got the goal of the game.
64
00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,480
Did nobody tell him?
65
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,000
Well played!
66
00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,240
We're gonna laugh, I swear we will.
67
00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,920
-I'm really upset.
-I bet you are.
68
00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,720
I was pretentious,
and I'm the first one out.
69
00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,400
That's so lame. I can see it now.
70
00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,720
-Come on, give me back my brother!
-What will you do?
71
00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,280
Calm down, you'll see him again.
Don't worry.
72
00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,400
-Ramzy!
-Don't worry.
73
00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,600
-Shall we get back to it?
-Let's go.
74
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,080
Let's go!
75
00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,200
Make us laugh, but don't laugh!
76
00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,920
Someone is going to crack up.
77
00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,240
Someone has to. I'm sure of it.
78
00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,880
Ramzy was out first.
79
00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,880
JUST RIADH
PLAYS FOR LES DÉTERMINÉS
80
00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,800
Let's go!
81
00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,000
Time to go on the offensive.
I'm firing shots.
82
00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,200
Damn, what's Riadh up to?
83
00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,160
What's this?
84
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,120
Gifts.
85
00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,200
It's now time to use the face squeezer.
86
00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,960
You'd make a better door than a window!
87
00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,000
You look like Jamel! That's insane!
88
00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,600
That's awesome!
89
00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,760
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
90
00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,720
{\an8}A giant condom.
91
00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,720
It looks like a botched birth.
92
00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,440
He said it's a botched birth!
93
00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,600
-Here.
-What is it, bro?
94
00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,600
-Put it on.
-On your face!
95
00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,000
Not bad. It's hideous.
96
00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,640
Oh, boy!
97
00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,920
That one, I almost laughed.
98
00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,160
Damn!
99
00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,600
That's very funny, Ahmed.
That's very funny.
100
00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,680
-Everything suits me.
-It's funny.
101
00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,520
Éric, you do it!
102
00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,080
-You look the same.
-Very funny.
103
00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,240
That's very funny.
104
00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,240
What's dangerous about Éric
105
00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,240
is his face.
106
00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,800
He looks like he's about to take a shit.
107
00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,800
PLAYS FOR BOHÈME ACTION
108
00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,760
His face.
109
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,800
There you go, go deeper.
110
00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,800
Push!
111
00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,080
There you go.
112
00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,920
That's very cute.
113
00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,040
Wait, we need to do a C-section.
114
00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,080
It won't come out, it can't fit.
115
00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,360
I love it!
116
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,640
He's a talented guy.
117
00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,040
PLAYS FOR BIG UP PROJECT
118
00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,880
I say it as if I was 57,
but I like what he does. I'm a big fan.
119
00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,200
So I try not to laugh.
120
00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,200
Well, that's it. Done.
121
00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,240
-They're good.
-Really good.
122
00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,520
{\an8}Gérard is playing the guitar!
123
00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,800
{\an8}He's doing so well.
124
00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,400
{\an8}Careful, Pana.
125
00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,880
God, the Italian song...
126
00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,280
I was dying.
127
00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,240
Gérard Darmon is killing me.
128
00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,400
Really.
129
00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:43,280
Well, friends,
I'm happy to present to you my trump card.
130
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:45,800
Okay.
131
00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,440
-Are you going to change your T-shirt?
-No. It's my trump card.
132
00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,640
All right.
133
00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,520
I already want to laugh.
Gérard is my worst enemy.
134
00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,000
He had a sparkle in his eyes.
135
00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,080
He was like, "I need to get them."
So I was scared.
136
00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,680
-Wow!
-Damn.
137
00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,000
His card is crazy.
138
00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,800
It needs a whole setup.
139
00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,360
It looked sophisticated,
it required a lot of equipment.
140
00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,680
PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE
141
00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,160
We were wondering what he had planned.
142
00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,600
If Gérard appears naked,
we'll all laugh, so he'll win.
143
00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,280
-If he does, I'll cry.
-We'd be shocked.
144
00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:29,840
We know he's capable of anything.
Look at how he dressed up for the show.
145
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,560
He has nothing to lose.
146
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,320
I want to win, so I'll try
147
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,720
to fire a few missiles, send a Scud
148
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,480
to eliminate one or two.
149
00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,600
Come on, let's go.
150
00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,760
This is it.
151
00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,480
Here we go.
152
00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,400
Good evening, everyone.
153
00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,400
So, as you know, I love animals,
154
00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,680
and I love fine clothes too.
155
00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,120
My way of honoring animals
156
00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:05,480
was to offer them
a ready-to-wear collection
157
00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,560
that I will have the pleasure to show you.
158
00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,000
Here's our first model. And what a model.
159
00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,280
Jeans for the fox.
160
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,840
They're small jeans,
161
00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,080
with a loose and baggy cut,
162
00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,760
ideal to casually take the subway,
for instance.
163
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,680
It's now time for our second model.
164
00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,120
Flip-flops for deer.
165
00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,200
Flip-flops for deer
are bold and bold is very in.
166
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,880
Lovely!
167
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,880
A classic to highlight
and protect the hooves
168
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,040
of this magnificent cervid.
169
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:50,280
Let's applaud him. His name is Daniel.
Daniel and his flip-flops.
170
00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,400
{\an8}Next in this unique fashion show,
171
00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:00,880
With our next model,
the tie for orangutans.
172
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,760
Ideal for business.
173
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,880
Note the confidence,
174
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,640
the casualness
175
00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,520
of this wonderful office ape.
176
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,880
Right now, I want to die, bro.
177
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,600
Another accessory, thanks,
178
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,960
the briefcase for boars, please.
179
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,880
Timeless,
180
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,240
simple, but still strict.
181
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,120
Thank Clarisse who's from Angoulême.
182
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,360
Angoulême.
183
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,760
But what do I see?
184
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,160
The next model,
185
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,080
a squirrel
186
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,240
with a tank top.
187
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,080
A sleeveless shirt that will suit those
who are chill in life.
188
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,880
Great to play pétanque
in the afternoon for instance.
189
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,480
The most charming item of the collection.
190
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,520
What is it now? It's a call to travel
191
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,640
with a butterfly and his backpack.
192
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,600
Yes!
193
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,640
Great for carrying a water bottle
194
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,080
in those dry heats.
195
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,760
It's hard, I swear.
196
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,360
Éric, you're leaving?
197
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,480
And it's now time, my friends.
198
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,720
-It's time to welcome our last model.
-It's hard.
199
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,520
-Truly our last one.
-Damn!
200
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,200
A chicken
201
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,160
wearing a robe.
202
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,400
What better sensation
203
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,760
than a soft bathrobe after a nice shower?
204
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,720
Good seeds to peck at, maybe?
205
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,640
Probably. I'll grant you that.
206
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,320
Thanks for being with us for this show.
207
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,600
-Well done!
-Thank you, thank you!
208
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,040
Thanks to the guys backstage.
209
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,720
Thanks, little critters,
210
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,280
thanks to Anne Gallucheau,
211
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,640
Cedric Rouzian, Nathalie Guénanou,
Antoine Taupe, Daki Boukaré,
212
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,520
Sylvie Clanche, whom I like a lot,
213
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,320
thanks to Bernard Roudin,
214
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,840
Serge Calagaule,
215
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,120
and Stéphane Pouet,
216
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,920
and to Cedric Yaourt.
217
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,520
Well, thank you very much.
218
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,400
-Thanks, everybody.
-Thanks, Gérard.
219
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,480
And let's thank Clarisse,
220
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,000
who came from Angoulême.
221
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,240
Thanks for watching.
222
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,920
That's all.
223
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,440
Well done!
224
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,320
Gérard, that's the best trump card ever.
225
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,000
I want to hit my head.
226
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,440
The best one. I want to die.
I'll go for a walk.
227
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,880
Damn, that was incredible.
228
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,160
That's the best trump card ever,
229
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,120
he's a genius, it was the best card.
230
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,640
-That was crazy.
-His voice, the music.
231
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,240
The catwalks. It was hell.
232
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,640
Thank you.
233
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,200
Thank you!
234
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,560
This is serious.
235
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,120
This is serious!
236
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,440
Wait, who laughed?
237
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,880
It's Audrey!
238
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,520
And that's the second elimination.
239
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:04,960
Here comes my friend.
240
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,560
Look at the red card.
He's holding it, look!
241
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,160
I'm sad to announce
there's a second elimination.
242
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,040
-Oh, dear.
-No.
243
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,760
Let's watch.
244
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,480
-It's time to welcome our last model.
-It's hard.
245
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,360
-Truly our last one.
-Damn!
246
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,080
A chicken
247
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,640
wearing a robe.
248
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,640
-Ouch!
-I'm sorry.
249
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,520
I don't see any laugh.
250
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,800
There's nothing to forgive.
251
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,960
-You're not forgiven.
-That's all right.
252
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,120
Let's applaud Melha Bedia
who will join her brother.
253
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,200
-I'm so upset.
-Well done!
254
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,000
-Nice job!
-Bye, Melha.
255
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,200
Where are you going?
256
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,840
Where are you going, sister?
257
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,280
I'm so upset.
258
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,200
Getting eliminated so early...
259
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,560
I can't believe it. I'm so angry.
260
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,200
I'm so ashamed.
261
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,280
Here we go again!
262
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,560
It's hard for our eight contestants.
263
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,640
Half of them have a yellow card.
264
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,480
So they can't break now.
265
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,160
It gets harder as the numbers go down.
266
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,080
Two people are out.
267
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,240
PLAYS FOR SURF RIDER
268
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,960
Game on, I'm still in.
269
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,600
I made such an effort not to laugh,
270
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,720
so if I lose now,
271
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,640
it'd really be lame.
272
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,440
I hate animals. It was horrible.
273
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,720
-You don't like animals?
-I love them.
274
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,160
I can tell you don't.
275
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,440
{\an8}Éric is attacking Camille.
276
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,280
Really, what pets do you have,
you filthy liar?
277
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,640
You almost got me.
278
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,080
What?
279
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,440
Almost.
280
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,560
So, what is it?
281
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,320
I don't have pets,
because I'm obsessively clean
282
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,600
and I don't want any animal hair.
283
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,880
-Obsessively clean?
-I got it. Bye.
284
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,080
-Stay, we can chat.
-What?
285
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,520
{\an8}Look. She's trying to escape.
286
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,040
-A turtle is great.
-Yes, but they need...
287
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,840
-You have a turtle?
-As a kid, but it died.
288
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,320
Damn, that's unlucky.
289
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,920
Being close to Éric was really dangerous.
290
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,080
We wanted to hit each other,
like, "Don't do that."
291
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,400
-How did it die?
-I let it die.
292
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,040
Ran out of lettuce?
293
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,560
Water. There was no more drinking water.
294
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,960
You let it die of thirst?
295
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,160
I was four, I didn't put enough water
296
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,520
and it was... Like that.
297
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,840
How could it get on its back?
298
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,520
When it's thirsty,
it throws itself backwards?
299
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,880
No, my cat killed it.
300
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,400
-Which one died?
-The turtle-cat.
301
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,080
{\an8}Look. They both want to laugh.
302
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,960
{\an8}Éric is going to get himself.
303
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,400
We're starting to talk and she does things
with her eyes and her mouth.
304
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,480
And I'm thinking,
"That's not a human face!"
305
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,480
Don't forget,
you already have a yellow card.
306
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,320
So if you laugh, you're out.
That'd be a shame.
307
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,040
I'm not going to lose.
308
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,280
-I've waited for too long.
-See?
309
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,880
We agree. So, we'll finish together.
310
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,920
-Éric?
-I'm...
311
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,440
{\an8}Really, they're very good this year.
312
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,920
I'm going to try and get them
with my new weapon, Trollin.
313
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,160
It's talking.
314
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,400
Come and push my button.
315
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,040
That's so weird.
316
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,720
-Should I push or not?
-Yeah.
317
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,440
Just Riadh, looking for jokes?
318
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,880
You can't laugh,
319
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,520
but you can still be funny.
320
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,040
Who's that?
321
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:52,960
{\an8}He's scared!
322
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,600
{\an8}What's happening?
323
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,680
I love you all, you're a bunch of clowns.
324
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,640
That's tough.
325
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,000
I was shocked.
326
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,440
Really, I was shocked.
327
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,680
Come on, Trollin, a joke.
328
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,560
Gérard Darmon.
329
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,400
I remember when I was seven,
you were already old.
330
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,920
He does a good lip-sync,
but I can't talk like...
331
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,640
You're doing it so well!
332
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,360
No!
333
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,640
That was me.
334
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,400
-Yes, of course.
-No!
335
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,800
There's no doubt here.
336
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,240
Oh, dear.
337
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,040
No!
338
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,760
You come here too often.
339
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,400
I'll stand up because I'm polite.
340
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,520
I'm sorry to come back so often
but it's not my fault.
341
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,520
You know how it works now.
Let's watch it together.
342
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,840
Come on, Trollin, a joke.
343
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,960
Gérard Darmon.
344
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,440
I remember when I was seven,
you were already old.
345
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,320
Look at that!
346
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,240
That's great.
347
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,200
He wants to punch it.
348
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,440
Look at him laugh.
349
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,800
Look at that!
350
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,000
You can't know how much I love you,
351
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,000
and it's hard for me to give you
this yellow card.
352
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,240
We know you're lying. You don't care.
353
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,400
So stay focused and careful,
354
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,480
I can be stricter with some of you.
355
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,200
Look at me because
that's the last time you'll see me laugh.
356
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,560
Let's go, good luck.
357
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,720
I blame myself and no one else.
358
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,560
PLAYS FOR ADAPEI VAR-MÉDITERRANÉE
359
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,320
I got myself. That was stupid.
360
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,960
That was the most narcissistic thing ever.
361
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,560
It's done. Come on, let's get back to it.
362
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,160
Careful. So, who's going to break now?
363
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,080
-Can you teach me to play piano?
-Yes.
364
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,680
-You want to get me?
-Not at all.
365
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,960
Hang on.
366
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,560
Wait, I'll go on the left
and you'll go there.
367
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,760
Just go...
368
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,080
And you'll see with my hand...
369
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,880
And one, two, three, look.
370
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,800
{\an8}A calm moment with Camille.
371
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,640
{\an8}-It might be a trap.
-Absolutely.
372
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,160
-I'm improvising.
-Yeah!
373
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,320
You can't deny my improv skills.
Gérard, can you play?
374
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,080
I was a famous concert artist.
375
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,200
Let's have it be a fart piano.
376
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,800
What's that?
377
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,800
-What's that?
-A piano fart.
378
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,560
{\an8}Gérard doesn't understand what's going on.
379
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,240
That was new.
380
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,280
It sounds like a dinosaur.
381
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,200
Éric?
382
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,920
Excuse me.
383
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,720
Sorry. It's my...
384
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,560
Alice, are you okay?
385
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,800
See, everything makes us laugh.
386
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,920
No, he can't do that,
387
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
this is going to be very tough.
388
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,760
{\an8}Éric's in distress.
389
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,960
What?
390
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,960
-It's the third elimination.
-Serves them right!
391
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,640
-Someone's eliminated?
-Yes.
392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,880
-I think it's me.
-Really?
393
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,480
What happened?
394
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,760
And he changed.
395
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,680
You've never come back so fast.
396
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,280
Oh, dear!
397
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,560
Come on, show us the red card.
398
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,560
Is it red?
399
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,560
Another serious moment.
400
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,080
Someone's getting out?
401
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,320
It's an elimination.
402
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,560
I'm holding a red card.
403
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,920
Let's see who's joining me
in the control room. Watch.
404
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,160
A famous concert artist.
405
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,800
What's that?
406
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,320
Sorry. It's my...
407
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,160
Damn!
408
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,960
-You burst out laughing!
-I didn't see it.
409
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,560
You burst out laughing!
410
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,720
You tried covering it.
411
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,560
I was crying with laughter.
412
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,280
End of the contest, that's hard.
413
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,920
I completely forgot I was in the game.
414
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,480
They got me.
415
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,200
You can applaud Alice.
416
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,560
Well done, Alice.
417
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,040
Thank you!
418
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,240
-Alice. You did well, really.
-Good night!
419
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,080
-I was in love with you in middle school.
-I know.
420
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,800
I didn't know you when I was in school.
You were not born.
421
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,240
I knew you were going to lose. Love you.
422
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,920
As soon as you're out,
she'll say mean things about you.
423
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,440
No, I love her, for real.
424
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,000
Gérard, this is on you.
425
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,080
-I know.
-It's not his fault.
426
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,200
Good game, Alice!
427
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,080
I think she was very focused.
428
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,520
Too focused. She needed to go.
429
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,520
-Bye, Alice! You played well.
-Be strong!
430
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,960
-Bye!
-Have fun.
431
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,800
I feel awful.
432
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,320
-You're not the first one.
-No, but I burst out laughing.
433
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,480
-Poor Alice!
-I'm so upset.
434
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,080
You're upset.
435
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,080
You can sit next to Ramzy. Come.
436
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,960
-You didn't even use your trump card.
-It's awful.
437
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,440
Right, you didn't use it.
438
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,000
Alex, start the game.
439
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,560
Yes, let's go.
440
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,800
Here we go.
441
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,680
-That's nasty.
-Great.
442
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,560
-No more laughing!
-I heard it.
443
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,320
-Yes.
-Really?
444
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,160
Ramzy is out, Melha is out, Alice is out.
445
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,160
I'm like, "I completed my first objective
446
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,720
by not being the first one out."
447
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,640
I won, so I'm happy.
448
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,720
But the game is not over yet.
449
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,320
It's hard. I'm talking to myself.
450
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,000
Who are you talking to?
451
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,080
Myself!
452
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,720
-No way!
-Yes way!
453
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,400
-Myself.
-No way.
454
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,720
-Like, right.
-Right!
455
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,680
Bad jokes cancel out each other.
456
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,600
-Crazy, right?
-Yes.
457
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,880
They're all amazing, so we need a way
to eliminate several of them.
458
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,120
Are you ready?
459
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,280
{\an8}Time for our secret weapon.
460
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,000
That's for me.
461
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,440
Who could it be?
462
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,920
It's for me, fam.
463
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,040
Do you see hair?
464
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,440
Maybe it's Alain Chabat.
465
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,160
Hello!
466
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,080
-How are you?
-Good, and you?
467
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,200
-Break!
-It's Kyan.
468
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,560
{\an8}-Kyan Khojandi!
-Break!
469
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,840
{\an8}Break!
470
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,600
{\an8}He was a brilliant contestant last year,
right, Alex?
471
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,520
{\an8}Brilliant.
472
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,760
{\an8}He nearly got me.
473
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,240
He came with cardboard.
474
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360
That's not fair.
475
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,320
Hello, friends.
476
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,680
You shouldn't be here.
477
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,000
His mission is to get rid of us all.
478
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,120
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
479
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,760
{\an8}This is when I change sofas.
480
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,320
{\an8}What a bastard!
481
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,160
{\an8}Rice, paella
482
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,440
{\an8}The game is going off the rails,
it'll end up in burnout.
483
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,160
{\an8}Trump card!
484
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,120
{\an8}We all want to stay, but, Audrey
485
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,920
{\an8}You'll get kicked out, out, out
486
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,120
{\an8}Right now, I'm in survival mode.
487
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,480
{\an8}There, a laugh!
488
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,960
{\an8}Was it you?
489
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040
{\an8}Who laughed?
31119
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof