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- And the plumber, he came for the 55?

There are mushrooms on the walls!

By the way, did you order truffles?

Good.

You put a book on my side...

Who replaces Luigi?

Oh yes okay...

- Lobsters?

- Must order lobster.

How much, uh?

The chef says 30. She had said it last night.

She left me a note.

We puffed them. You recommend it!

I'll call you back.

- Why did not you tell me?

- She had to go back tonight!

- Robert, I'm tired of being on the phone.

- It has advantages.

- The last time!

- The last time that?

My sweetheart!

- I have something to tell you. I learned some serious things.

We need to talk.

- Serious things?

You will not believe the gossip?

- What gossip? These are precise facts.

- But I'm listening to you very calmly.

- In Rome, I saw the Pignarelli cabinet.

There are problems in the hotel.

- You scared me.

Serious things, I was thinking of a problem of...

health!

- This management is a bag of balls.

- I do not accept bag of balls! Examples.

- 145 bottles of champagne, offered in January.

- Anyway. - Bathrobes disappear...

... and lobsters.

Hard to believe.

We participate in the extinction of the species!

- Exactly, lobsters, I conducted the investigation.

- Where is it?

- But it's underway!

I do not stop thinking about it.

It bores me.

- Ah, and the invitations, it's over.

- Okay. I was going to propose it to you.

- Also your French friends.

This is no longer possible. Sorry.

- They are our partners!

- It's okay. They invested 500 F, 10 years ago.

And me, 125 billion lire... Our partners!

- But they are coming today!

One thing after another. already, lobsters.

Buongiorno!

Miss Volpe? Can I tell you a word?

- No time. I have stuff to do.

- It will not be long.

- Go for it.

- What did you mean by this last time?

- It's over between us. Thank you.

- I was going to talk to Graziella...

- To tell him what?

You'll never leave her. It's been a year and a half.

- Between love and money I have no hesitation. But pity!

In addition, she adores you. Leave me... three days.

- Three days!

- I could never live without you. - You freeze my breasts.

- Mr. Robert, can we come in?

- Of course, what do I do with a boar?

- A problem in the spa, we ask you.

- What is that?

- It's a mop full of prunes.

- Why, full of prunes?

- I was not finished cleaning.

- You had not finished?

- I was paused. - In the beginning of service?

- It is at the discretion of the employee.

- More hygiene problems, and I'm crazy about it.

It's up to the employer!

Pronto. Arrivo. What do they have this morning?

- You're stuffy!

I am one of the owners.

"Capito francese?"

You are not going to fizzle.

- "Mi scusi!"

- "Scusi" too!

That's my partner. You will understand.

- What is happening? - It's me.

- Jerome. Hello.

It's yours, this driving school?

- I rolled well. I put 18 hours door to door from Chambéry.

- Aldo, you can open. - There you go!

We hold our head next time.

I release you the place. Watch out for dual control pedals.

This is a habit.

- What's that barda, this car?

- A 206 dual control. I have all my things,

not to pay the furnished when I'm not there.

This is my company car.

Yes, clear...

- Did you stop "medical visitor"?

- I could not bear anymore. 200000 terminals per year!

After 12 years of medicine...

The middle is not Nobel prizes.

With this monitor position, I drive, but in the region.

What a pleasure to be here!

Without that, I would have hanged myself.

- To the right!

- I told you!

No no no! I know, he pounded.

Well then, that was it.

Well, I'm fine, I'm fine...

I can not afford, I borrowed the car.

- Of course.

Go to deliveries, you know the guys with the beautiful cars...

- I understood.

- That's not it at all. Your trial, where is it?

- Huge!

The expected of the cassation...

Pass me my briefcase under the popcorn.

- Giuseppe, how are you?

You look fit.

- Grazie, Mr. Morin, you too!

- Come on, my big doe!

- I am dizzy.

- You risk nothing, my doe.

Ms. Giuseppe? Always...

- Dead. - Great!

- Children?

- Dead, too.

- You are quiet. Come on, shit!

- I have the stub stuck in the groove.

Do you realize what you said?

- What?

- He just lost his family! You would not do that with a client...

- I did not understand anything with his accent.

And with the annoyances of this year...

- It is not false. - Make yourself light.

- Welcome to "bordo".

- Cinderella!

- I have it in the ass. It remains the European Court.

If I find the funds to pay me a lawyer.

Because with legal aid...

He was not able to tell the Court

that zero risk does not exist in aesthetics.

- We put your luggage in reserve, your room is not ready.

- Ah, good?

- Make yourself at home. A prune care at the spa...

- Gigi has arrived?

- No, they are not here yet.

- The others, I do not care.

- Ah, the bag...

- Djamila, it's over.

The only woman who counted is Gigi.

- Do not have a credit card?

- I am banned.

- Gigi, I'm sure she's still waiting for me.

The poet is right: "The wedding:

"A dinner that starts with dessert".

- I'm not taking dessert. Do not get too excited with Gigi.

- I practiced hundreds of operations, without glitch.

Because of a rejection on this bitch, I pay.

We make a first trip...

It was the beginning of cosmetic surgery. We groped...

It's always the pioneers who drink.

It remains between us. We go through the kitchens?

- You have to push yourself, Elvis has no place.

Incredible, poorly educated children!

- The benches are not for dogs, we are customers like you.

- We are not customers like you.

We own Prunus, and this dog is at home.

- My credit card is new?

- A formality. It will not be charged.

A question of insurance, Europe, I will explain to you.

- We will not pay to sleep with us!

- That would be the pompon!

Do you have a room for Benjamin?

He's going tomorrow. He wants to introduce his girlfriend.

- Is there a room left?

- No problem.

- Kevin will accompany you.

- I prick a prune. - One for me!

Yes, my doe.

Here, my poop.

- My darlings, how are you?

- Do not connect him to his lawsuit or we're dead!

- Already in uniform? - I need it.

The year was tough. I lost in cassation...

- You were not on the plane, how did you come?

- By car. The Napoleon road...

- Great!

- I drove well...

- A small shower.

- Ah, because...

- Robert! - Yes?

Could you bring us carbonara for Elvis?

- No problem.

- Robert, their room is ready?

- Yes. Avoid the bathrobe in the lobby.

- For tonight, I would like to be presentable for Gigi,

can I borrow clothes at the shop?

- Get your stuff in your car.

- I gave them to the laundry.

I took a disposable slip at the spa.

I made a saving on the Lavomatic for 1 month.

It paid me the gas.

- Only what is in the window. Not the sachets!

Yes OK.

- Are we settling?

- Did you get champagne? Us: Walou.

- I do not even have a room.

He's good dog?

- Give him peace. He's waiting for his pasta.

- I told you about the appeal of my lawsuit?

- Did you take my blue Bermuda shorts?

- No, it suits you like a bag!

- You want to know what fell on me, in cassation?

- No. We had a tax audit.

48 hours to the financial brigade

without laces or belt. Excuse me,

I make a break with the annoyances of each other.

- And especially others.

Jerome, see you soon. Goodbye!

- I have to go to the shop...

- It does not work out. Jar of glue and co.

- Worse and worse.

- In my job, no tip, it stays between us.

Radiated from the order of doctors, for a single patient!

It's cruel and inhuman. That's what I'll attack.

As if I were Milosevic.

Finally...

Holidays, relaxation, morale boosting.

- Stop, Elvis, stop.

Mom too is slammed.

Go play with your little clown.

But what are you poison!

Ah! It's not true, my God, what horror!

Bernard, look!

Look!

Someone shaved Elvis!

A sick man shorn the dog!

Looks like a rat!

- He looks even more stupid!

Must be stupid to do that to a dog!

- Or love him a lot.

It saves them from suffering from heat.

Komm, Lee Harvey.

- It's yours!

We have exactly the same, except the cut.

We thought a joke!

He is here. He plays with his little clown.

Goodbye, Lee Harvey.

- A shot of white? - No. I stop the alcohol.

It's ballooning me.

- Buongiorno, ladies...

- The other is painful. Your room, still not ready?

- There is a drop in quality in the service.

- Do not tell me!

Elvis carbonara, he did not want to touch it.

- Poor... Finally, I mean... yes.

- What's going on, Popeye?

- Big management problems.

- If you have a glitch, we have a pearl. Mr. Guy, our accountant.

He looks like a jerk but

he took out the ass of the brambles. I really be in jail.

- Not true, Nat? - It's someone... surprising.

- Gigi arrives in a quarter of an hour.

- The bulbs "Whiplash", it breaks 10 min.

- "Whiplash"? - I found that at the spa.

It's a serum. It retains the face.

- It costs a fortune, but it pays!

- It was not specified.

It gave the mummies a good look. Where do I change?

- But where you want!

- I must be on top for Gigi!

This is the first time, the most important.

- He will fall from above.

- Why?

- Gigi, she's not alone. She found a fiancé in U.S.

- Ah?

- Jessie, his name is.

- I can not wait to see it.

- She had not announced the color.

- Oh, my darlings!

What a joy to meet you again!

Even Elvis is here. My baby!

- Look Elvis, who it is. It's tati Gigi.

- Oh Nat!

My Popeye!

- In fine fettle?

Bernard...

Oh dear, I'm swimming in happiness!

- But you're not swimming in your T-shirt!

- It transforms you...

- How much do you make?

- 95 F.

- Oh yes, it's... spectacular!

I would never have dared. I do not need!

Do not you introduce us? - It's not him.

He is in the boat. He phones his office.

- It's extraordinary!

Jessie! "We are waiting for you!"

- I arrive!

"Hello everybody!" Surprise!

- Wait, it's not...

- Jean-Claude Duce?

- You know me? - Of course!

What's on his head?

It's Jean-Claude Duce.

- So why did you say "Jessie"?

- JC in English, it's "Je-ssie".

Jean-Claude Duce, "Jessie Diouss"!

Because in the US, they have a little trouble.

It's fast come "Jessie Diouss".

- He is bilingual. - "Man", you have no choice.

"Welcome in Prunus, Chelsee".

- The "midlife crisis". - "Midnight crispies"?

- Crisis of the quarantine. I did not build anything.

No more husband, no child. I had lost

my third dog since Pepette.

I went to Los Angeles.

I had a hair problem. A terrible story.

They turned green after the pool.

- I left 15 years ago

to join an American woman. A brief adventure, Gare de l'Est.

She had written to me that she wanted to marry me.

I put everything down. In fact, she wanted me to be a witness.

- I ended up in L.A.'s best show.

After a while, the type of dye tells me:

"Do you want a glass of toad liquor?"

I turn around, Jean-Claude Duce!

But then, in fantastic, transfigured,

bigger, like there.

- I ended up sweeping in a hair salon.

The boss took me in sympathy,

then she is dead,

and I inherited.

- Do not be modest, you've developed it.

- I developed a concept, I called it "JC La Mèche".

It took well, we have 18 salons. - 18!

- There, I succeed. Here, I had shit on shit.

Beautiful, your hotel!

- You have not seen the rooms!

- You have correctly placed your marbles. - This is our hotel too.

- I feel sticky. I'm taking a shower.

Are you coming, honey?

- No, I am "jetlag". I need a warm-up.

- OK!

- Say so, Popeye...

- Robert. - Yeah, Robert.

- Gigi is owner but it bothers me to be invited.

- How I understand you.

Give your credit card. I will make a commercial gesture.

- "Cool, man!"

- Gigi has arrived?

- Jerome, hang on!

- It's okay, is not it?

- It's big. It's colorful.

- It is class! Very classy!

- Big cons! - He looks like a clown.

- They looked at each other, both?

- Jerome! - Hello sir.

- Do not you recognize me? - No time.

- Jean-Claude Duce!

- What are you doing here?

- Like you. I just arrived.

- In the same plane as Gigi?

- That?

- Gigi, my ex? She recognized you?

- She recognized me.

- We are divorced.

- She said.

- A misunderstanding. I will get over with it.

It's decided.

- Ah yes? Do you take something?

- A Singapore Sling.

With maturity, you return to the source.

You come to be wise, like the old salmon.

Gigi, you do not know her but...

- A bit though.

- It's a jewel.

I did not know how to be the case. We say "I love you" too late.

- You love him too late.

- I hope not.

And you, what are you coming from?

- I have an affair in the US

- Great! Married?

- On the point, I hope.

- What do you mean? Hang in there, Jean-Pierre.

- Jean Claude.

- The happiness bus goes only once in a lifetime.

Hold on, never let go, Claude.

- You found yourself.

You look in good shape.

You already have colors.

You talked to him, love?

- Not really.

We chatted. - Well...

You will be the first person... I followed your advice.

I will remarry.

Huh, love?

- Yes, it's planned.

- Do not you take it badly?

- At all. Congratulations.

It's hot...

- You are very red.

- These "Whiplash", I have to make an allergy.

I'm going to change, I'm in water.

- You float in your jacket, you took off!

- This andouille gave me 2 sizes above.

- It's ridiculous!

- Shit!

- I do not know if it was announced in the right way.

- The friends. I checked to be really sure.

More free invitations.

- Are we paying?

- It's not just you. If I was not invited by Jessie,

it would not be a problem to pay.

Popeye made mistakes in management.

But we are friends and associates.

Solidaires.

- It's not a question of money, we can pay.

It's a question of friendship.

I will not compromise on friendship.

We will not pay.

- You put us before the fait accompli. I want to cry.

- There is still 1 am, I was negotiating for you.

- Jerome, I take care of his accommodation.

- I fell very low, but I have my pride.

- I have a solution.

- But we go to the cashier.

- That would not suit you.

- And why not? - Yes why?

And why?

- So this is it.

- Okay.

Camping or racket. - No choice, we will pay.

- You exaggerate. This is the staff wing.

The toilets have been redone. They are delighted.

- We meet for dinner?

- What time does the staff eat?

- Stopped!

- Do not you want me to help you?

- Leave me alone!

- New!

You pass me my underwear to soak?

You risk nothing, I was rinsing.

They are not allowed to stay there.

You can not sleep with the air conditioning.

- I am the owner...

- And me, my underpants.

Send. - Here!

Thank you, old man.

- I do not understand Jerome. He is jealous.

- What are you going to imagine? This is the shock of the good surprise.

- It hurt me.

It looked like a small injured animal.

- You speak!

He will recover!

- There's something wrong.

It does not resemble him to refuse that you pay. I'm going to talk to him.

- Leave him!

I do not know why, I do not feel this stay.

"You can do it Jessie!"

- Are not you coming for dinner?

- I do not have a TV, I got mine.

A hanger to make an antenna. I will watch the RAI.

- What's wrong, Jerome?

- Everything is fine.

Boulé in cassation, I live with 500 euros per month.

I have just been humiliated, everything rolls.

- I'm talking about our situation.

- She's messy.

You run away with the dwarf that you are going to marry.

Sorry, me, I cash!

- A scene of jealousy! I did not tell you anything about Djamila.

10 years we are divorced.

I will remarry. Where is the problem?

- I have not finished the work of mourning.

- Be nice. Come have dinner with us.

We will all be together.

- Very nice, your breasts.

- Thank you, Jerome.

- What's she doing?

- Jean Claude...

Without wanting to offend you, it is seen a lot.

- A little...

- What?

- Your warming. - Fortunately!

This is the principle we developed.

A "fun" use of the hair.

The "Funny Wigs".

You change your jacket, you change your hair.

- It works?

- It starts soaring. We have touches with the army.

- We have the same thing with the glasses.

3 stores including 2 in Arras. "Full View", do you know?

- No.

- It's us!

- No, flat water.

- "Acqua sin gas."

- Say, Jean-Claude, Funny Wigs,

it grows like hair?

- The couples are reforming?

Excuse me, Jean-Claude.

- Do not listen. He is still stupid.

- You'll be better here!

- Popeye, I have the formula where I eat like you?

- Stopped. They are invited. Finally... tonight.

- What did you screw up?

- Everything is fine. - All right for whom?

- Jessie of love!

You put that one?

- I thought for the evening... She's not going?

- Yes, you are beautiful.

Sometimes with jet lag...

- You are beautiful!

- My friends,

I'm so glad" that we are together.

To friendship!

To love!

- Prosperity!

- Your son at the reception.

- Already? I thought he was coming tomorrow!

- A nice surprise.

- A double vodka.

- What is wrong with you?

- It's to celebrate that.

- He's eating with us?

He wants to present his fiancée.

- Already? How old is it?

- 27 years old. He knows what he wants.

- God, it's going!

- Oh! Thank you.

Leave the bottle.

- Finally...

- She's cute, the bride?

- We do not know.

We could never see her.

Do not you sting him, Popeye?

- Elegant for Graziella.

- I touch more to chicks. - Even more elegant!

- Do not listen to them. They're stupid.

- We are here!

- That he grew up! - He is handsome!

- Magnificent.

- No time to talk to your father.

- It's up to me to do it.

- Congratulations!

- You are alone? Already plated?

- My God, he's a man.

- I would not have recognized it!

- Mr. Guy?

- Who is this Mr. Guy?

- Our accountant.

Are you with Benjamin? A glitch to the box?

What is happening?

- Mr. Morin... - Let me talk, baby.

- He called him baby? - I believe.

- Dad, mom, godmother...

The place is bad choice...

Dad, I tried to make you understand,

but you never wanted to hear me.

I take advantage of this almost family meeting

to tell you that the person I love for 2 years,

it's Guy.

We decided to pacser ourselves.

- I understand nothing. A problem at the box, Guy?

- There is no problem in the box.

- I think it's great, this PACS.

- At first, I was not convinced. It's a step forward.

- In case of heritage, the other had nothing.

- Not that!

For example in the States...

where we live,

there are more and more marriages.

It's controversial. There is a big community.

- Here, the Pope blocks everything,

in the Vatican too, there is a large community.

- There are everywhere.

- The only important thing is love.

- I'll fuck you in the ass!

You dirty pervert! I spun you

the combination of the chest!

Let me go!

Listen to me carefully!

I will tell you one thing!

I live...

- Shit, he made a faint.

- I was sure he would react like an idiot!

You love me now...

- 2 hours and still no result of the scanner.

I do not like that.

- Did they tell you something?

- They did not want to, yet I'm toubib.

- Will it be long?

- Go back to the hotel, Jessie of love.

- If there are complications, it can last.

- I prefer to stay, if there are complications.

- You help me out of a whiskey, no local currency.

- It's euros, here. - What I wanted to say.

- I offer it, to apologize.

- You do not have to apologize.

- Yes, I should have stayed "bi".

- It's not your sexual orientation that shocked him, it's age.

- What age difference? I'm 32 years old.

- Eh yes! It's been five years anyway!

- If the brain is no longer irrigated for 12 seconds,

there is irreversible damage.

- Go to bed, honey.

- I prefer to stay synchronous with you.

- Everything is fine. Nothing to scan.

They keep it under observation. - That's what I thought.

- And your mother? - Sinking cell.

- Ah anyway!

- Are you coming back with us?

- No, we'll stay in town.

We'll leave tomorrow.

How are you, my chick?

- It's my turn.

You advance me the euros, Mr. Bi?

- We should go!

- Leave it. It resynchronizes itself.

- We breathe, he has nothing.

Nothing on the MRI, nothing on the scanner.

- This is my 2nd hypothesis.

I have nothing!

- I have a headache... It's psychological, everything is fine.

- It's a classic.

- NickRel, nickRel!

- What did he say?

- Nickel.

Do not help him!

He must overcome his blockage alone.

- I'm fine!

- Come on, get up and walk.

That's... well.

- I'm fine! - You'll be better, again.

- I am organizing a repatriation.

- Why are we leaving? We spend the week.

- Of course.

- Benjamin? - Left, seeing the welcome of his father.

- I do not want to see him anymore.

- A form of male hysteria, according to doctors.

- He did what he wanted to do to the accountant.

Syndrome of Noirmoutier.

- I have more sons! No more accountant!

- Well, are you coming?

- It can last 3 days or 3 years. It's benign.

It's not flamboyant, that's for sure.

- Robert. - Yes Dear?

- Insists that he see specialists in Paris.

Do not want it to start again like yesterday.

- I'm taking care of it.

- No specialist will give you a better diagnosis.

The syndrome of Noirmoutier...

Whoever discovered him, Basil of Noirmoutier...

Nothing to do with Noirmoutier.

- My book; a medley of my canine compositions.

- Give me that!

- We do not help him.

- That's the one I did at...

Ivana Trump.

The Afghan Hound to Barbara Streisand, Armand.

Adorable.

- Nice! - Ah uh...

- We continue.

- The yorks to Mrs. Di Magro.

Not known, but rich.

Her husband works in the mafia. Well done.

I show you my favorite.

The little French bull to Richard Gere.

That one, I love it.

- Awesome! - It is well done.

It looks like they are erect.

It's the case.

- My personal touch: The "Gigi's touch".

I do Elvis whenever you want.

It will not be the same price.

- What you have progressed compared to what you painted

20 years ago, in Val d'Isère.

- It's the fruit of...

- It's the fruit of me.

When you love people, they blossom.

On all the plans.

- Do something!

- Do not help it, it can be the salutary shock.

- Stop, he drowns!

This is the salutary shock.

No, we will not help you.

Nobody will help you.

- He is drowning!

- Come on, here...

We encourage it.

- "Tutto go bene". - Toto not go "bene"!

- Bernard, it's for your good, you're progressing!

Leave him alone, he goes back on his own.

- Not possible! Disaster!

What are you doing, Miguel?

You rotten her life to Jerome.

Your wife won her lawsuits,

he has nothing left.

What does she want? His skin?

I will not let you touch it.

Go home gently.

- Let me explain to you.

I am a collateral damage, Robert.

- Jerome missed your wife, not you.

- It's to please me that she wanted a big mouth.

I went out only with African women.

She had given a Zairian mask to Jerome: Oral model.

- You came to fuck the brothel?

- We try a therapy with forgiveness.

Christiane and her butcher forgive themselves,

and I forgive myself.

- You do not realize the state of the butcher.

If he sees your wife, he's going crazy.

- I want her to stay in the taxi.

I do not want them to fall on it.

- The time has come. I decided to forgive.

Gosh!

- He looks very handicapped.

Do not worry. You know...

There are studies on Noirmoutier, the literature is full.

It's a syndrome that appears in...

the males of the northern hemisphere.

We wonder if it's cultural...

In relation to the climate.

It's interesting, right?

- It was good! I feel very firm.

- The "polyfirophe", brilliant.

- You are ready?

- Wait.

- Ready for the prune jet?

- Go for it!

Oh damn!

- I'm done, I'm having a cocktail of stones with Jerome.

- Take your time!

- Stop. I'm coming with you!

Wait for me!

Where are you going?

- We have to wait until it crusts.

- Excuse me, Christiane. I do not support these things.

My father was injured with a ham machine...

- I understand.

We decided to cross India by kayak to meet again.

And he drank at the tap in Srinagar.

Doctors without Borders said damn it.

I made a wish to Shantri Gupta.

I said I would forgive Jerome

if Miguel did it.

I was answered.

I came to keep my promise.

- You would be better in Paris to keep your promise.

Better installed...

We are very good here.

- Miguel booked the suite. 1200 euros a night.

- I have the confirmation fax.

- Seen in this light...

Listen.

I will organize a contact, outside.

An off-shore meeting.

- Thank you, Popeye.

- Look, it's easy!

I'm doing very well!

- We have to go to this restaurant?

- It does not look, but it's very good!

- It's nickRel, friends, it's nickRel!

Things are going well!

- Why not by taxi, he'll never get there.

- I will not spoil my vacation for a crisis of homophobia.

Bernard, come back! I will drive!

- I'm fine! I am quite masters.

- Come with us, love.

You have it for 1 hour by taxi.

- I do not trust. And then it destroys the wildlife.

- I'm going.

How does it work already?

- I will show you.

- She already did!

She has already done it!

I take this one. A suit and a vest.

- Faster, it's dry! - Maybe it'll be okay!

- He's more keen, Jean-Claude.

What age is he?

- I do not recognize it.

A L.A. He is hyperactive, leaving for everything.

But here... - It's a ball.

- Finally, yeah.

Come here!

Shut off the engines.

It feels good when it stops.

- Do you feel the good waves?

This is my place, when I want to rejuvenate my life

of the hotel, when I have a little hatred.

Often, here, I tell myself that nothing is unforgivable.

What do you think, Jerome?

- You're right.

Must spend the sponge on our bullshit.

We all made it, me the 1st. I paid. It made me mature.

- When one does not mature too late.

- Jerome, you would forgive someone who hurt you a lot?

- Certainly.

- Christiane? - This junk? Rather die!

- Look, it's Jessie!

- He does not hear you there.

"It's very pretty, but I have lost.

- You think only to eat. - Let go of me!

- If you are hungry, we return to the hotel.

- He passed by. He will wait for us.

- It's dry!

- Stop Bernard, tell me what to do!

- We'll crash on the beach!

- We are too far!

- You start running me!

Stop screaming!

- I'm worried. I hope he did not turn around.

- Do you think, he had to go up the hill.

It's his vacation too. He is right.

Leave him a little air.

Men like that...

It's your fault, you know it.

- Air in the open sea!

- What is happening?

Why does she stop, this shit?

I will not spend the night there!

We will not do it again!

Whore of Europe!

- I'm just going to have a salad.

- It's for me. Pasta with lobster?

- Very good idea.

- I have nothing on me.

A room for the deaf-mute?

- No, me the same, no.

- Read. "To whom forgive, I smile".

- I took you for...

- I'm Miguel! Head of crafts at the club.

- Of course, I recognize it!

He had painted wild boar muzzles on my breasts.

- Two snouts!

- It stayed me!

- I'm Miguel Weissmuller.

Christiane's husband.

- Christiane Weissmuller?

- Beautician!

- Look, she's smiling at you.

- She smiles at everyone!

- Where there is a will...

there is a path.

- It's a nightmare!

- What are you doing here?

- What a surprise, huh?

- Christiane, it's almost impossible.

It is believed that it is from birth.

Very natural... - 17 operations anyway.

- Anyway.

- I juggled. - There, we hold the good end.

- Nice gang of bastards!

It's a trap, your shit crap!

You can fuck her in the ass, you know!

- You have a long way to go before you find peace.

I will know how to wait.

- Count on that.

- We'll let them finish.

We'll go back to Prunus. Come on, darling.

- Are they at the hotel?

They are at the hotel?

- They are where he wants.

- It's my week of oxygen. I am in apnea all the year.

We'll have to choose your side.

It's her or me.

- They pay, them.

- Very good.

Good end of holiday. I return to Chambéry.

- I swear, I was not aware.

- There are some difficult things to do again.

- Wipe, you drool.

- Idiot!

- Sorry. Press! Scusi!

Oh, say, can you see, by the daWn's early light,

What so proudly We hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming...

I know, you do your best.

Call me...

- What does she say? - They located it.

- Grazie.

They raked the whole coast. For the moment nothing.

- But they did not locate it!

- I have misunderstood. It will be fine.

- And a ball of "più".

- Jessie!

Jerome, it's awful!

He has not returned and night will fall.

- Gigi, I was going to leave, but given the dramatic circumstances,

I cancel my departure. You can count on me.

- If there is a tragedy, I do not know...

- The water is hot. He has a vest.

It can hold 12 hours which leaves us...

6 h. After, I will be more reserved.

- 6 hours! My Jessie!

- In case of misfortune, God preserve us from that,

I will always be there.

- He drifted out of territorial waters!

- Thanks my God!

- The next time.

- Where is the territorial waters?

- It's this way.

- And shit!

- Oh! My love.

My love, here you are!

- I went very far, Gisele.

- I was crazy with worry. - I need a warm-up.

- We'll never leave again. Never again!

- And the jet-ski?

- It sank, I was spurred by an aircraft carrier.

- It continues, Robert, a jet ski at 10,000 euros.

- He's still in hypothermia. Hot shower and complete rest.

- It's life. "Fuck" is your breasts, Gisele.

Oh, I was so scared.

- Yes, we are alive.

- You play with fire. Not too much effort!

- It's good, it's love.

- Yes, I'm alive!

- I'm going to have a night out.

- I was so scared!

- Minoune, we're alive!

It's love, it's good!

- Yes, I'm alive!

- Gigi, you know where to find me.

- You are alive! - I'm defrosting here.

Ah! I defrost!

- Jessie!

- Forget the past.

Jerome, let's kiss.

- Damn, bitch!

- It's good to take it with a smile.

- I do not smile, I have my cramp.

- I was bothering you?

- What's the matter?

Something to tell me, a decision?

- It's taken a long time ago.

I just wanted to say that yesterday I dreamed of a dream,

we were both on an island with a child.

- It's just a dream, Robert. You have spoken to him?

- Graziella? It's me. Are you home?

I must speak to you.

- Ah!

It was you, the lobsters!

- I can explain everything.

- You are fired!

- Accident at work, it pleads.

- Oh, love!

- I do not know if it's about to have lost you,

but I have never been so molten.

- Me neither, except with the aircraft carrier.

I did not think the day would end so sweet.

What is beautiful here!

What is peaceful?

Oh fuck!

- What is happening? It's serious?

- It'll hurt you dog,

but we had to make a decision.

Believe me that I am the first unfortunate.

The poor woman!

- What do you mean to me? You're scaring me.

Speak, explain yourself!

- Do you really want to know?

- You started, go all the way.

- That's it...

I fired Jambier. It's him, lobsters.

- Jambier?

He puts you in this state?

- Yes. It tears me.

He was a close collaborator.

Almost a friend, about whom I was wrong.

I am a shit.

- Your friends again.

- It's a wild cat or an eagle.

Fortunately, I had my "Funny Wig".

- No, it's superficial.

It's not a branch? Sometimes, thorns...

What did you see? - But nothing!

I heard like a breath...

- Be careful, it's going to sting.

- fucking shit!

- I had pre come.

- The more superficial, the more it stings.

- Exact.

- Ah! Slut!

- I looked everywhere. Nothing.

Some broken branches.

- I'll try to see.

- It's okay, honey.

You took 8 hours of sun in the head. You are exhausted.

You will recover.

- You are right. I am "down".

I'm going to sleep a little.

You watch the branches, because...

These quills...

- Hey! Machin...

I'm going to say goodbye to Gigi.

- You leave? Good. Definitely?

- I draw a line. Gigi is here?

- No.

- Well, I'll come back.

- No need. I will tell him.

- No, I like it.

- Yes, your father is better, he is odious.

Do not leave. I give it to you.

- No.

- Always the same state of mind.

It will pass him.

I kiss you, darling.

How long will it last?

You make me shit!

I'm tired of having a guy as stubborn as you!

Yes, come in!

- I'm not stuck. I am normal, me!

- I came to say goodbye.

- Because of you, he's like that.

- What are you mumbling?

- I can not live with Christiane.

- There are none in my family!

- It's not an illness, it's a question of taste.

- As I will not come back next year.

- Your uncle was not roulette?

Steward! - What are you talking about?

He was captain!

- We know which edge.

- They are goodbyes. - We understood.

- Goodbye.

- How did she take it? - Very bad.

Tears, all that... Horrible.

You imagine the shock.

That's why I did not come yesterday.

- I'll load the car and go.

I have 18 hours of road.

I will not come back, I wanted to say goodbye.

It is painful. The conclusion of 30 years of friendship.

- Good road, my grand.

- Goodbye.

- Yes, by the way, we'll have to...

- Thanks for the little room.

- We'll have to keep a low profile.

It would be cruel to throw our happiness in the face.

The best thing is to continue to see each other secretly.

The time she gets used to...

- Me too, I had a dream.

- Oh?

- You had balls.

- You know, dreams...

- I do not know what she does with the toupee hairdresser...

Ah!

It's not true!

Oh no!

What is that... The hood...

There too!

It's the final bouquet, I'll never get it back.

No security! I am going to see the hotel attacked.

Me, I am not insured all risks. It's every man for himself!

- When you are not there, nothing ever happens.

Excuse me, Jerome!

- It's not wrong, either.

- Did you leave without saying goodbye?

- I was leaving, but it changes everything!

- Shit!

- It had been lent to me.

I will not leave the hotel without a financial solution.

- It's silly to get stuck for money.

If you want, I'll tell you, you're going...

- It will settle between this establishment and me.

- Are you sure it was not there before?

I do not say that you lie, but sometimes...

- That?

- Looks like the same stripes...

Bend down.

Come to see!

It's the same. - That is true.

- Branches? You knew there was a beast.

You did not want to panic the customers!

- An evidence. A cougar or a cougar.

- Or a wolf. They re-introduced them.

- Clawed by a wolf!

- It's a big cat attracted by garbage cans.

Security will make a good fight.

- There is rabies in Europe. Serum in 8 hours or I will slam.

- No, I drive, me! Get out of there!

I do not lend my car. She is sufficiently amokée.

- I do not want to die alone, Gigi...

- I will not let you go.

- Without getting alarmed, the problem with rabies,

there are risks of complications.

- I have half an hour left!

- We are almost there.

You better ask to stay under observation.

A short week. That's what I would do.

- Panic not, we're almost there.

- He rolls slowly, you want to get rid of me?

- Stop, you swell us! - A little coolness.

- A wolf!

- Oh no, but no!

Gigi, are not you hurt?

- No, that's ok, a little shaken only.

Your bag of dirty clothes has airbag.

- I told you not to touch the double orders! Shit!

- Damn, more than 20 minutes!

- Shit, shit!

What is he doing?

- You have to take me to the hospital!

'At the ospedale, prego!'

They have nothing, others. They are fine.

Come on, start!

- At war, I would not have it in my section.

- In the States, they have the phobia of microbes.

For the car, you can count on him.

- This is the tip of the iceberg.

Professionally, I am finished. I will never go back.

And then, then, sentimentally...

I lost the ability to be loved.

Since we broke up, a flame has gone out.

I am 120% responsible.

"By repeating your misfortunes, you shut yourself up like an oyster.

A beautiful sentence, on a plate, said:

"Dance like nobody's looking at you...

Love like you've never been hurt."

- Beautiful sentence, Gigi.

I note it.

- If you lowered your guard, you would meet someone.

- Probably, but who?

Who?

Open the door!

- He locked himself up and refused to go home.

- Sir, I am Professor Cavani.

Unblock the door!

- I want to stay in observation! - Why?

You are vaccinated! You risk nothing!

- Yes, it can brew for 9 days.

- Who told you these idiocies?

It's ridiculous!

- Damn, the bastard!

- It's awesome. That's wonderful. It is magic.

- I feel woman since I found my feelings.

Especially on the left.

- Both are wonders. Perfect symmetry.

This is the most difficult thing.

The touch is sublime.

The work on the areola is 1st class.

The nipple always hard, which is flattering for the man.

Very nice job. Who is it?

- Jean-Claude, my birthday.

- I mean the artist, the surgeon?

- Dr. Djololian in Miami.

- The number one. You have at least 15 years.

You will change them for your retirement.

- I have the impression of having made a mistake.

- You are wrong. They have a perfect size.

- I think of Jean-Claude, all alone in the hospital.

- Oh yes, the gus...

- While we, there, we...

Kiss Me.

- Love?

Oh, the bastard!

So?

It's not true!

Ah!

- It's coming from my room.

It's Jean-Claude. The window!

- It's horrible!

- What's wrong? You're not at the hosto?

- I was attacked again. I want a psychological cell.

- She's going back to the rooms! There is a pack!

She is inside. Call security, we'll smoke it.

We will smoke it. Go.

- Guys searched the hotel, the park, the spa. Nothing found.

No traces or excrement.

- You have to call the army and evacuate the hotel.

- Even the region, if it's a pack.

- But we are in season!

We can not close...

- You heard? - What?

- There is someone.

Do not move, I go there. - I've got your back.

- That's the beast?

- No, it would be more like a raven.

- I did not see who it was.

- "Your couple has been lying for too long.

It's ugly, adultery. "

I do not know who it is for, but not me.

- No.

It's for us, Robert.

- But finally... you will not believe gossip!

- It's not gossip, it's blackmail.

- For me everything is clear.

- For you it's OK.

Not for me.

I slept with Jerome last year.

Once.

That's it, it's said.

- We should leave them, it's embarrassing.

- What is this story?

- Do you remember what state he was in?

He said that his little flame had gone out.

- Motherfucker!

- She's still walking, her little flame.

- What do you mean?

- She'll tell you.

Incomprehensible, Robert. But then, incomprehensible.

- It's not possible. Did not you do that?

Where goes the manure?

Wait, we must explain!

- I was bad. Alcohol, all that.

You do not control anymore. It came out of my head.

- Monstrous! - Stop, you'll regret tomorrow.

- Tonight, it will do me good.

- It's horrible!

Christiane was attacked by the beast under our windows.

- I heard a hoarse sound.

Two big red eyes

looked at me maliciously.

All of a sudden, she threw herself on me.

- The jog that I offered him is ruined!

- Injured? - I dare not look.

- We're not even safe! At the price we pay!

- I do not go alone in my room!

Elvis is traumatized. He must have felt the wild beast.

- It's shaking like a leaf!

- I'm going with you.

- Give a rifle, that I find Gigi. - Shut up!

- I go there with my bare hands.

- I feel bad. Come back to my room.

- Calm down, darling.

- What are you mumbling?

- What are you doing?

- I do not know. I will think about it. Go to sleep.

- Gigi?

- What do you want him? - You scared me.

Christiane was attacked by the beast. I'm afraid for Gigi.

- She arranges your things well, the beast.

I would like to know what you have done with your little flame.

- I understand you, but...

I can not say everything. Minimum correction.

- Listen "man", I'm starting to not find that "fun".

- Stopped! If it is, his life is in danger.

- AttRention!

AttRention!

- There's nothing, move on. - You're the one who says it.

- Slowly.

Elvis felt something. Tire, the beast is waiting.

- Red cooking. Drawn!

But to laugh, you fool!

A wounded feline is even more dangerous.

- Bernard, you're going back normally.

- It's funny. It came back suddenly.

It must be the shock.

- Oh shit...

- Who is it? - Lee Harvey!

Lee Harvey!

- It's the big, big glitch. - Lee Harvey, "Wo bist du"?

- Thank you!

- How awful!

Do not look, Elvis. There are everywhere.

- He did not suffer.

- Lee Harvey!

- Mrs. Franken!

- What is happening?

I heard a shot. I can not find Lee Harvey anymore.

- They just called me.

He followed a bitch in heat. He is at the door of the estate.

- I do not understand. He is castrated.

- Well... he's a big fellow.

We bring it back to you. Go back to your room.

- Thank you.

I'm going to give him a trial.

- Whose?

- To this veterinarian.

- Whore...

- Have you read: "Men come from Mars..."?

- No.

But my sister read it. She loved it.

- What is she doing to us?

- Does she talk to a golfer?

- Grotesque attire.

- Leave us, we must talk to our wife.

- Say good evening politely to monsieur.

Then it's me who decides.

Nelson, Jerome and Jean-Claude.

He is not my husband anymore

and he, he may not be!

I'm fed up.

- Love! - I have my clique!

- I leave you with my family.

- Jean Claude!

- I have to go.

- A big service to ask you.

Can you make me a little cup?

- At this hour? You do not need it.

- I will explain you.

- My doe.

- I'm not a barber. I groomed Nancy Reagan.

- I agree more.

For 6 years, Elvis has not left us.

I will never give it to him!

- It's ready for a few hours, the time we replace it!

I have the collar of the other. I am sent the same dog in BHL.

- She does not want.

- It was you who shot me!

- Prove it!

- It's your rifle.

- Make up your mind. I do not leave Gigi too long.

- It would need compensation.

- Oh ok...

You will be invited to Prunus for ten years.

- It's a gesture. Nathalie decides. Hey, bibiche?

- Guests, with the extra?

- With the extra.

Come on, Jean-Claude.

- Do not look!

- Peace on the ground, Jerome. And peace on you.

- Get out of here. - Here.

Read this as a sign of goodwill.

- Nothing to fuck with your bondages.

- You tore a check for 785,875 euros to your name.

- What is this combination? Kind of perverse!

- Damages, I did not touch them.

Money of hate! I swore to be the Bodhisattva of mercy.

The check proves it. I hope you can see it see

despite your armor

of resentment.

- Can you do it again?

- Yes. Damages...

- Not the blah, the check, obviously.

- Of course, I'll do it again.

A glass of Rogan Katash?

An elixir of Tamil reconciliation.

- It looks super sweet. I can not drink that.

- To forgiveness! - You're welcome.

- I said: To reconciliation.

- That's right, okay. Excuse me.

It's sweet.

At the same time, it's rancid.

- It's normal.

It is based on clarified yak butter.

- Oh yes okay.

I do not like at all.

- I got you, poor ass!

- He could have shot himself.

It's temporary.

- It's time to say goodbye to Elvis.

- Courage!

- You'll always be the bug to her mom.

- Goodbye, Elvis.

10 years gratis, we negotiated well.

"There he is, pretty heart, Madame Franken.

- You scared me, ugly boy.

Thank you very much.

- Wait, Jerome. Hold on...

- I was sure of it. Now, you have to talk.

What did you do this afternoon?

- I took sleeping pills. Leave me alone, Jerome.

- Damn!

I will clear you around the ears!

- That's what I do with your check!

Now, look at this.

Look how you broke a life.

See how you have sacked my smile.

With your pork hands!

4 months after my labial reinforcement.

I was radiant. Miguel had made me discover the pre-liminary.

We were going to Luxembourg. In business.

We were on our honeymoon.

We were toasting our love,

and suddenly...

Result of your butcher work:

A broken beauty at the peak of its development.

An annihilated sexuality.

And for that,

you will pay. Mengele!

- Spit it out!

- You too, you will pay.

Let go of me!

- She has a man's strength!

"Help! Help!"

Hare Krishna!

- She lacerated her jogging to divert suspicion.

She is irresponsible!

What can we do to repair?

- Repeat the check she offered me yesterday.

- She gave everything to the leprosy of the temple.

They restored everything. 3,000 workers for 7 years.

Beautiful as the Taj Mahal. She has nothing left.

I paid the stay.

- Okay... I paid for the Taj Mahal.

- Two more boiled eggs with caviar!

You want some? - I can not pay for wet things.

- I invite you.

It's on our extra.

"Signori, two eggs more con caviar.

Gracias a thousand. "

- You walk, in Italian!

- My son... mom is here...

- Lee Harvey!

Do not bother the lady.

- He does not bother me at all.

I can keep you.

- "Kom her"!

Lee Harvey!

- I think he adopted me!

- Since his fugue, he has come temperamental.

- Give this dog back.

- Benjamin? I can not hear you.

- How's your little beast?

- He keeps the room, he has a gastro.

- How does that translate?

- "Eine gastro", it empties itself.

- Lee Harvey too.

- It must be the food.

- The food, yes...

- We thought you'd read Christiane, but you were right.

We have been unfair. - I lived "The Silence of the Lambs".

"If I were dead, it would not have been serious.

- Stop your paranoia. You are not alone on earth.

- I have been attacked three times!

- Mr. Guy has just committed to "Comptables sans Frontières".

They leave tomorrow morning in Madagascar.

Call him!

- I have no more son.

- You're ignoble.

There, malaria, snakes...

If anything happens to him, you will be responsible.

- It's not Iraq.

- That's right, Nathalie.

You cover it too much. Me, as a godmother...

- You're not his mother! Shut up!

- Do not talk like that to Gisele!

- At 16, you made his bed. Do not be surprised!

- Bernard, very good news. You do not have a queer son.

- What do you mean?

- Benjamin is not of you.

- You're completely sick!

- You are not Benjamin's biological father.

- And who would it be?

- I go. - Me too.

- You embarrass everyone!

- Stay. It concerns you too.

You know, our holidays in Val d'Isère in 79...

- What year, in 79?

- Uh, yes, to the snow?

- The off-piste expedition, the refuge with the Italians.

- Yes, the Italian, yes.

- Benjamin was designed there. Before, you had your inflammatory bursitis.

- It's embarassing.

- What was he?

- Benin, but painful. Coconut.

- The screams of the Italians in heat...

It started to focus on the system.

I slipped into your bunk, but nothing.

It went on and on, and I'm sorry:

I got up

and I joined someone in the bunk from below.

- It's filthy!

- No, it was ok.

- Who it was?

- Ask our friends, since they are interested in Benjamin.

- I was with Gigi. I did not move an ear.

I slept all night.

- I do not remember. It was 17 years ago.

I'm going to sleep.

- 27 years old. I did not sleep. I remember it very well.

- Who was it, then?

- Only one has the profile. The compulsive gunman.

- Popeye?

- Manure!

- "We come to the new part of the hotel..."

- Popeye!

- "Excuse me, take some plum."

- Did you sleep with my wife? - Yes.

At the club, 25 years ago.

- Not in Africa, in Val d'Isère. In the refuge.

- Nathalie accuses me? - No, everyone.

- I swear to you, no. But I have things to tell.

- Wait, you said too much or not enough.

Who is who fucked my wife?

- "Follow me..."

- "I want to know who fucked my wife!"

- There, there was a small window.

- What's the use of sketching?

Only one suspect: You.

- No. I could not be here,

I spent part of the night outside,

under the small window, to wait

to catch the Italian. That I fucked.

- What! But it's disgusting.

- I did not hate. What can it do?

- You know very well. It's not pretty.

- There are two suspects left: Jerome and Jean-Claude.

- Jerome was sleeping. I wanted to join him, I saw well.

It had pissed me off, these Italians...

- There is only one left.

- I'm sorry, Bernard.

I was in good faith.

In the dark, I could not know it was your wife.

- You do not know who you're dipping with?

- A bouquet of flowers, even without a business card,

you do not fuck it in the trash.

- It's the pompon! With the most corny!

- At the time! - Why do you take it badly?

Benjamin will see his father at L.A. Gigi is going to come his mother-in-law.

It's all arranged! - It's all arranged!

You must be happy, I am very unhappy.

- It's always good to talk to one another in a group.

- I did not know it was her.

I thought it was Italian.

- It happens to everyone not to know who we sleep with.

- To everybody. - It's crazy.

You've just been a dad and you're learning that he's going to get married.

- With an accountant. - That's great.

The ideal son-in-law when you have a big deal.

- What's his name, son? - Benjamin.

- Benjamin...

I will memorize it.

Benjamin.

- It should take a weight off you.

- I am no longer speaking to you. In Arras, I ask for a divorce.

- Not amicable. We are married under the community regime.

- I do not care.

- I keep the shop.

- Never! "Full View" is me. 20 years of hard work.

- See that with Master Fuks. He will feast!

- Are you aware of the social dispute between me and your husband?

- Vaguely.

- My unfair dismissal forced me to be brutal.

I preferred to send you this anonymous letter.

- Ah, it's you?

- It's not my fault that your husband has been the boss for a year and a half!

- Sorry?

What is this story?

- I was trying to say it diplomatically.

Result: I take one.

Blows and injuries on licensed staff, it can go very far.

- Did you see Robert? - No, and I do not care.

- Thank you.

- Oh fuck!

- Leave that, Elvis, please!

He has nothing?

- It's your dog? - Of course.

His, Popeye killed him by mistake.

Are you happy to meet mom?

- They killed Lee Harvey?

Murderers!

I am cut off from the glottis.

- I can make you a trachéo,

if you pass a knife or a pen.

- "Lo no vi voglio più vedere!"

I do not want to see you anymore!

I do not want to see you anymore!

Basta!

- Elvis did not go to bed.

- It's not coming. We will miss the shuttle.

- The rest, I have to get it back, that's all I have.

- No need to talk to him, he is deaf and dumb.

- It's been four days since I told him my life. I look con.

- Where you are going? - Your wife has kicked us out the door.

- Why? - Without reason. That is the problem.

- We were leaving. - Seen how we are treated here...

- We'll see who the boss is. - It will be fine.

- We have to go. It's already right. I have orders.

- I'll take this. Watch out for the feet.

It's all my stuff.

- What are we doing?

- You will take the next shuttle.

- When is she? - Tomorrow morning.

- What?

- There is not a fart of network. - Get a taxi in town.

- If someone wants to make 30 kiosks, he raises his finger.

- My darling, I do not understand how we got there.

It's a misunderstanding. We should have talked.

- "Vaffanculo!"

- Yes.

- She could have called a taxi!

- It's not the moment. She is crazy.

- It does not mean we spend the night on the beach!

- We are happy to have a friend who does not travel light!

So, I have Chivas, vodka, Marie-Brizard...

- No thanks.

- Campari,

Ricard...

And of course Ferrero. - Do not care, give me a Ricard.

- I sting at the hotel for the Christmas pot.

Too bad, this year I will not do it.

I still have Ricard, vodka... Chips, what do you think?

- Leave me alone.

You're in the mini bars, you slap my wife... It's okay!

- Always not? - Tell me, Nathalie...

Better than you who tell Benjamin that I am his father.

I do not know him well,

I just saw him 5 minutes.

- I'm going to tell him! The real father is me.

I have seen it. It's not a bald hairdresser who will take it away from me.

- It's painful to be hurt in his manhood.

- And my hand in the mouth?

- Bernard!

What is happening?

Yesterday it was more your son, and today you insult his father!

What do you want?

- I want my son.

"It's not what you want, and there's Mr. Guy.

- I would have preferred something else but if he is happy like that...

- Do you think so?

Really? - Yes.

- I reassure you, Benjamin is really your son.

- Of course, I was the one who saw it.

- I did not go to another bunk. It is your son.

- Of course, it's my son!

It is the pupil who is the father.

Who will pick him up at school, who is worried when he coughs.

It's not a bunk story.

- Are you stuffy? It's not Jean-Claude the father, it's you!

- Listen, Jean-Claude, me alive...

It's not Jean-Claude?

- I lied to you. You're the father, I guarantee you.

We did it on the train that brought us skiing.

That's what gave me the idea. - Why did you invent all that?

Your reactions made me sick. I wanted to teach you a lesson.

- There is a problem. I slept with whom, me?

"You must have dreamed, my poor Jean-Claude.

- I had reports. It did not happen often, I remember.

- Well I... I think it had to be...

with me.

Actually, that night,

I changed a bit of bunk to join... Popeye...

But as you have certified that you had spent the night outside,

I made love to Jean-Claude.

- After a year of marriage, it's ugly.

- It was a fantasy, free love,

and then it was the 68s.

This refuge, this snow, the Italians...

it was magical.

- We were in 79!

- And he makes me a pox! - I did not sleep with your wife.

- She would have liked. I have it here!

- We tore ourselves while we are plots of nothing.

- That's exactly what I always tell people.

Glad it's all right for you. Me, it feels not good.

I will fix it. I told him that I loved him more than anything.

- Normal, it's your wife.

- No, not Graziella. She's screwed up.

No, Elena.

I'm going to pick her up at the landing stage, I'll explain my love to her,

misunderstandings...

- Elena, the chef?

- Yes. I have to tell you...

- No need, we trust you.

We have enough morflé. We would like to enjoy.

- Life is too short.

Watch out for Elvis. Oh, my mimi.

- Love, are you sleeping? I need to talk.

I feel bad.

I thought I was deceiving the man I loved with a man I did not like,

and in fact, I slept with the man I love now.

I can not follow anymore.

- On the contrary, it's wonderful.

We loved each other before loving each other,

as in a film by Lelouch.

- A last "warm-up"? I have a mignonnette.

Proposal: I will recover my diplomas thanks to the crazy cabin.

I open a Botox department.

It gives me a foot in the aesthetic and it diversifies you.

- I always knew you were generous.

Jessie of love, it's a great idea!

- Great for him. For me, I must think.

- You will not be disappointed.

Do you have accommodation? It's expensive, L.A.

- The house has 14 rooms. No problem.

- Thank you, old man.

- It's confirmed. I made a big mistake when I came back to Europe.

- Good night, friends! We will sleep under the stars!

Hein, Bernard? - Yeah!

- We went through a terrible crisis. It's finish.

- What does not kill me makes me stronger!

- There is more than happiness.

Hey, Elvis?

- It's not possible! How do you say Gisèle André in Albanian?

Jerome!

- We, not Albanian. We French.

Papers in suitcases!

- Say we are honest. - We "Rhonic men..."

- Oh no, it starts again.

Jerome, the Noirmoutier takes it back!

- It's neurous!

- "Scusi, Signor Jean-Claude Duce."

- Elena! I left my wife!

Come back, Elena! I'm free! I'm free!

- It's a mistake, we are French!

- They take us back to the border.

- Yes, but not ours.

- Bernard, where is Elvis? Elvis! Elvis!

- He's under the rack!

- You were there, my dog. You scared me.

Push yourself, my dog has no place!

Unbelievable!

Get away!