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[Episode 16]

Avocados.

It's curled mallow.

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Wasn't your father doing all the housework?

I've been busy and coming home late a lot these days.

I want to go home early for once and do it myself.

Because you were busy?

Matching the Zero Members is no joke.

Zero Members? Please.

You must be busy dating.

What dating? My job is very busy.

Work is busy?

Why did you kiss then?

What kiss? What are you talking about?

What am I talking about? I saw everything, girl.

The second floor went crazy.

Well, you went crazy on the first floor.

As soon as you came into the gallery,

the two of you—

I saw everything.

I thought you said he was a relationship expert.

You knew and still fell for him when he seduced you?

What do you mean seduced? Isn't that too much?

Well, he is the relationship expert,

but after meeting him, he wasn't so bad.

Does a conman ever tell people that he's a conman?

I heard from Yook Ryong that he—

What?

Nothing.

Anyway, he's a real player. Hurry and end it.

What about that shady dude, Ryong?

Why are you meeting that womanizer?

Hey! He's just really pure.

He doesn't know women at all and suffered from it, but he's a pure person.

Don't compare Yook Ryong with the relationship expert.

Yook Ryong said he'd bring cake and champagne for my birthday.

He asked me to date him officially too.

Do you believe that?

I warned you.

Aigoo! He did this with his hands.

He should've told me to print it for him. It's faster on a computer.

It's so my dad.

Start.

♪ The home I used to live in ♪`

♪ Was in the flower blooming mountains. ♪

♪ Peach flowers, apricot flowers. ♪

♪ Baby azelea... ♪

Kang Jeong Do.

I really hate you, honey.

Making detestable things not detestable.

That's the most detestable thing in the world.

You did well.

It was hard, getting your examination yesterday, right?

I made the curled mallow soup that you like.

Curled mallow is good for constipation, too.

Dad, you're having a hard time going to the bathroom these days.

It's hard to prepare curled mallow. Did you know what you were doing?

Of course! Everything is on the internet these days.

How is it?

You could get married.

That's okay. All I need is for you to like it.

Jung Eum, how is Joon Soo as a man?

Triple A. He's a premium member at our company.

No, no, not objectively.

More subjectively.

Subjectively?

He's a friend, what do you mean subjectively?

There's no friendship between a man and a woman.

You also had a woman who was close to you like a sister.

Because of her, you and Mom... I remember everything.

That's because your mom misunderstood.

Anyway, you had a woman like that.

Joon Soo is like that to me.

I'm back.

Did you have dinner?

I ate while drinking with the hospital staff.

Eat more.

Star Elementary School is close to here, right?

Yes, it's right over there.

Okay, thank you.

[Edit Profile]

[Yoo Jung Eum]

[Straight ahead!]

Kang Hoon Nam, the gallery manager.

He went out of town with your friend.

They even stayed out overnight.

I thought that you were with a guy.

What guy?

If my instincts are right, he might be dating.

[Yoo Jung Eum]

[Are you sleeping?]

Are you sleeping?

What is this?

It's so early. Just come over. Why are you messaging me?

Let's talk face-to-face.

Is something happening?

Why are you setting this kind of mood?

It's nothing.

Looks like you're feeling the alcohol.

Is something wrong?

- Yoo Jung Eum. - Hmm?

Do you want to play a game?

Games go well with soju.

Never Have I Ever?

"Say it in Five Words." How's that?

Those things give me a headache. Let's just do something like play rock-paper-scissors

and whoever loses drinks.

This... is a punishment drink.

What? We've already started?

Asking because you don't know?

Okay then, let's start.

Why?

Why did you stay overnight?

Because I had to work.

Who were you working with?

Why did you want to know?

It is an important matter.

I lost. I'll drink and we can end the game here.

I am not done yet.

- What's wrong with you? - If you don't answer,

I will end this relationship.

Hurry up and answer me.

I told you to stop.

I won't be your friend.

You're still joking around until the end.

It is not a joke.

I said, it's not a joke.

Choi Joon Soo, if we add a few more years, it's thirty years.

Do you know how many bowls of rice and bottles of alcohol we've had?

You think that thirty years is a joke?

You want to break off our thirty years of friendship?

Yeah, let's end it and stop being friends.

From now on,

I want to be your man, not friend.

Joon Soo, I...

There's someone I like.

I know.

Who that someone is...

I'm saying I already know.

I...

You know that I care a lot about you, right?

That expression...

Was it supposed to be this sad?

Okay, starting it means I'm already halfway there.

I'll chase after you hard.

I may have a late start, but we don't know the results yet.

Be nervous, Yoo Jung Eum.

[Mr. Art]

I'll go to the bathroom.

Hello?

Where are you?

I'm at the beef entrails restaurant near my house.

I'm drinking with a friend.

Choi Soo Ok?

A little.

Then, do you want to come here?

Where are you?

I'm at a hotel.

I called you purposely to let you know that I moved into a hotel

so you won't misunderstand and think that I'm with Soo Ji at the gallery.

Isn't a hotel uncomfortable?

It's very uncomfortable. You could tell Joon Soo to leave and give me the room.

What a cold-hearted person you are.

It's late. I'll let you go.

You don't miss me?

Well, a little.

Ah...

Auntie, here's the bill.

So, I heard that you two are friends?

Why are you always together if you're just friends? People will misunderstand.

We're not going to be friends anymore.

Have you met with Na Ga Young?

I'm too busy to see him.

In my opinion, if he's like that, he won't be able to date at all.

Then let's grab some dates with the matching programs.

He won't even sit through the date for five minutes and will just walk out.

Just send him anyway.

Okay, I'll try that.

But, you're very businesslike.

I'm not businesslike.

If you miss me that much,

perhaps you can drop by in my dream, honey.

Ah! Ah!

I thought I was going to lose my hands and feet from cringing.

Is this really you?

Sleep well and dream about me.

Okay, bye.

Why are you out here?

I wanted to sober up from the drinking.

I drank too fast and started feeling buzzed.

Ah, then...

get on my back.

I can just walk.

♫ Even if I try to hide it ♫

♫ It shows ♫ ♫ I can't hide my heart ♫

♫ Am I the only one in love? ♫

♫ Truthfully, I'm afraid you aren't ♫

Hey, hey.

♫ Why did I realize only now ♫

When you're drunk, just sleep outside.

Don't you even have a man?

I'm not drunk.

I'm fine.

But why are there two moons?

Why!?

It must be this! There is no Earth.

Here we go again.

Choi Joon Soo.

Stop it.

Choi—Joon—Soo!

Stop it!

Let's go to outer space!

It's outer space!

It's exciting!

You're not a friend, you're an enemy.

When you drink, go sleep outside.

Don't you have a woman?

I'm sensitive, so I can't sleep on just any pillow.

Okay, okay. Don't talk. The plastic bag is going to fall off.

Hey, I don't throw up.

The right side.

The left side.

Please, rub my back.

Like this?

Jung Eum, I think this is it for me.

- When I die, you keep my dryer. - Ugh, seriously...

You're the worst.

Clockwise.

What are you doing?

Hurry, let's go.

Okay.

Do you want to run?

Let's go together!

Do you want me to take you?

No.

- Jung Eum, today— - I'm late.

I'll be back.

Someone is coming into the room, so be home early!

Why is she so difficult?

Father, you're renting out that room?

There's a new person coming, so come home early if you can.

Okay.

I'm not sure if Jung Eum heard or not.

It's going to be his first day and he'll be unfamiliar with this place. We should greet him together.

Don't you think so?

I don't know who he is, but whoever is coming

is really blessed because you're the landlord.

He's well mannered and clean.

Have a good day at work.

This is enough for the yard. I should wash the rag and clean the floor.

You're going to wear out the floor.

Joon Soo, I...

There's someone I like.

Get on my back.

I can just walk.

She might not even come home.

This is one day?

I dissected Na Ga Young's daily activities.

This is a lot. You've worked hard.

I saw.

I saw you two kissing.

How did you seduce her so quickly?

Mr. Art, respect.

Now you just have to dump her.

Go get the second-by-second footage of this.

Second?

Choi Joon Soo! Let's go together!

[Room for rent]

It must've been hard putting every single one up by himself.

Well, at least it got rented quickly.

It's a good thing, right?

It's going to be hard to remove all of these now.

Hyung! Don't.

You can't take that off.

You're eating ice cream for breakfast again?

You'll probably get in trouble with Mr. Yoo if you take that down.

You'll get in more trouble for eating ice cream every day.

I'm out.

Hyung Kook.

You know Jung Eum noona, right?

What happened to the character business you talked about before?

It's on hold because I can't find a writer.

I thought you weren't interested. Why?

Okay, I'm leaving now.

Why are you doing this? I'm interested. Me.

If you insist, I'll think about it.

Hoon Nam, thank you so much.

I sent you an e-mail with the conditions I want.

You sent...?

Look over it well.

I was fooled.

You think I will just continue to rely on only you, right?

I now have Choi Joon Soo.

Who?

"The Wanted Man." Choi Joon Soo.

He is a hundred times, a thousand times, more thoughtful than you

and kind of amazing.

Okay then, you take it.

Hmm?

Fighting.

I'm going to start the project right away then!

Ah, you scared me!

Hoon Nam just walked out. You didn't see him?

No, I didn't see him.

There's no way that you wouldn't have run into him.

What the? Did he avoid me?

Let's go, I made reservations.

Let's go.

Your shoulder is really twisted and you have an infection.

You probably have a hard time doing daily activities.

Well, so-so.

We only did a simple remedial treatment.

You will need to receive treatments periodically.

Okay, I understand.

If you're done with the treatment, do you want to have dinner with us?

I have something at home today. Let's have dinner next time.

Okay, thank you for today.

Of course.

Thank you.

[Joon Soo: Are you coming back early today?]

Avoiding him isn't the answer.

Yes, Dad?

It's me. There's a welcoming party, so come home early.

- I can't— - I'm hanging up.

He's so old-fashioned. Why is he doing a welcoming party?

What do I do with Choi Joon Soo?

I can't really go home early.

Noona.

This.

Hyung Kook.

If you received this note...

- Hey, Jung Eum! - Oh, yes.

Are you coming home from work now?

Here.

[You're probably passing by the hair salon, right?]

You're probably passing by the hair salon, right?

Hey, Jung Eum.

Hello.

Here.

Thank you.

♫ For us to meet ♫

You're hungry, right?

♫ it probably took much to get to now ♫

♫ Why can't I see you? ♫

Be careful going up the stairs.

♫ Hurry and remember ♫

Jung Eum.

Yes.

Thank you.

♫ Right now ♫

It's hot, right?

♫ Even a day earlier ♫

Jung Eum.

Hello, Grandma.

♫ So that I can love you quicker ♫

♫ Remember me ♫

Don't feel pressured.

Jung Eum!

Don't avoid me.

The feelings that I expressed to you

are giving you a hard time, so I'm really sorry.

I'm not asking you to receive my feelings right away.

But... this is how I feel.

I just want you to know that.

If you avoid me again,

I will assume that you are accepting my confession.

♫ love you first ♫

♫ A lot, a lot, a lot ♫

♫ Time keeps flowing by ♫ ♫ I can't stop it ♫

♫ Hurry ♫

One... two...

three.

You're thirsty, right?

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It's clear and pretty but

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You're surprised, right?

How did this happen?

You're cute.

Go out, I'll take care of this here.

I confessed to Jung Eum yesterday.

Really? I decided to go out with Jung Eum yesterday.

After midnight, turn off the lights and sleep.

I'll break the legs like this.

It's so hard for it to be just us.

Where are you going?

Are you going somewhere?

Should I throw a fist at him?

You seem to know a lot about my oppa.

The fact that I'm a woman that shouldn't make you feel relaxed.

I'm in a rush right now.

Stamp!

I'll see you at home later.

At home?

♫ But I feel certain right now ♫

♫ I'm living a new life from now ♫

♫ Your love, baby... ♫