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Would you like
something sweet?
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Oh.
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What do we got here, fellas,
an antique show?
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All right, boys, fan out!
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What a wrinkle fest this is.
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Hey, beat it, you broads!
Come on!
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All right, sit down
and shut up!
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We're the Red Eyes.
So, everybody, freeze!
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Get their valuables, boys. I
want watches, wallets, jewelry.
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Get me some silver chains.
I want wigs. I want toupees.
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Keep an eye out
for me, will ya?
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No, not mine! Leave me alone!
I'm a veteran!
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No! Not that!
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I love crashing parties!
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Hey, cake!
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Pardon me, Fatty.
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But if you're going to eat
cake, you ought to use a fork.
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You might just as well
shovelflin.
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People who don't close
their mouths when they chew
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make me furious.
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One for you. Drat.
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And for you!
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Come on, come on.
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Want a little whipped cream,
Mr. Cherry Top?
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Get him, get him.
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Is that all you got, huh?
Is that all you...
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Throw it!
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Not today,
my vermilion-eyed varlet.
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Oh, blast.
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Out of the way!
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Yes, this one should stick.
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Oh, my! That's way
too tight, man!
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It's Captain Amazing!
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It's Amazing! I'm out of here!
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C.A., you were,
if I may say, amazing.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Let's go meet the press.
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He is good.
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He is rather ripping,
isn't he?
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The spinning and the hurting
and the kicking.
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I guarantee you he hogs
the credit on this one.
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Well, I think we have to
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at least concede him
the assist here, Roy.
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No, no. You see? That's exactly
what's holding us back.
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Don't put him on the pedestal,
put us on the pedestal.
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Here he comes.
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Bravo and huzzah, Captain.
Splendid work, as usual.
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No autographs till
we finish with the press.
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We're not...
Allow me to introduce myself.
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Blue Raja,
master of silverware,
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forks a specialty,
at your service.
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My colleague, the Shoveler.
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Big fan of your work.
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And standing rather painfully
aside is our cohort, Mr. Furious.
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How's it hanging?
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SQ you guys...
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They're superheroes.
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VVe fight crime. Call it what you will.
Quite right.
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That's great. Just, you know,
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keep up the good work.
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You as well, sir. You as well.
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Did you see... Did you...
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Did you hear that?
"Keep up the good work."
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The good work.
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He's making fun of us.
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No,Roy He saluted us.
That was real.
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I thought he was sincere.
What's up, fellas?
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Hello.
Nice to see you.
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I saw the action
out there tonight.
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What you guys need is
a little bit of firepower.
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Well...
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I'm a weapons designer.
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I've got what you need.
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All right.
We'll come back.
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We'll visit all of you people later.
Thank you, sir.
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I don't live here.
I'm here for the ladies.
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Here, take my card.
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My name's Heller.
Say it with me.
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Heller.
Heller.
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All right. Thank you.
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Goodnight.
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I don't know why you encourage
those people.
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Those people look up to us.
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Oh, that's true.
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You know the drill.
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Please sign my hat,
Captain Amazing.
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Herman, give me a flash.
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Hey, how are you tonight?
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Captain, how did you know
where to find the Red Eyes?
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Becky, it's what I do.
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Thanks to you,
the city's almost crime-free.
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So what do you do
with your free time?
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I wish that I had
some free time.
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People are saying that you're so "amazing"
you're gonna put yourself out of a job.
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Have any comments on that?
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That's one problem
I look forward to.
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And is it true that you lost
your Pepsi endorsement?
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I hadn't heard that.
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Thanks so muoh for your questions.
Thank all of you so muoh.
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You sure, you have no comments
regarding your Pepsi situation?
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Look who we got.
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You again. Wannabes.
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This city already
has a superhero.
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Perhaps you've heard of him.
Captain Amazing.
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Thank you.
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Do yourself a favor, Maguire.
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Don't flip my switch tonight.
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And what exactly
would that do?
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Don't turn around, Roy. Don't do it.
Don't turn around.
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It's nothing. Keep walking, Roy.
Keep walking.
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It's not worth it.
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I think you know exactly what
that would do, checkerhead.
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What?
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Don't mess with
the volcano, my man.
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'Cause I will go Pompeii
on your butt.
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Oh, my golly.
Good grief.
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You keep dreaming, wannabe.
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Let's go.
Dream on, moron.
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I will keep dreaming. I will
keep dreaming, my friend.
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And when I wake up,
you better hope,
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you better hope you're asleep.
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Don't reengage him.
He's a silly...
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Sweet dreams!
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He's immature.
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Lilac.
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C.A., I'm doing my best.
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Your best? Quick question:
Is this your best?
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I realize you're upset.
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Victor, I'm positioned.
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Do you understand what that means?
On a very personal level here,
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to know that the companies
that make these fine products
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want me to be their spokesperson?
Their voice?
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I think right now we should
focus on the positive.
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Tonight was good.
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Yeah? You think so?
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'Cause I was worried it was,
I don't know, pathetic!
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"Amazing triumphs
at a nursing home!"
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That's great copy, Vic.
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I'm a publicist,
not a magician.
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You want big news,
you have to have big fights.
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A superhero needs a supervillain and,
thanks to you, we've got none left.
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Then get the Death Man.
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Death Man is dead.
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Okay. Father Doom.
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Life without parole.
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Apocalypta's doing 50 years.
Armagezzmo's in exile.
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Baron Von Chaos got the chair.
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Really?
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Casanova Frankenstein
is locked up in a nuthouse.
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Casanova Frankenstein.
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Now, there was a supervillain.
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You know, he just...
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He's got those eyes, you know?
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I can't do it, but...
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And that voice...
Such pure evil.
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The battles we used to have.
Extraordinary.
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"Used to."
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That's the problem,
Captain. "Used to."
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Let the record show
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that this parole hearing
has officially begun.
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We now commence the 17th parole
hearing of Casanova Frankenstein.
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Dr. Leek, you may begin.
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Thank you.
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Gentlemen of the board,
the man who sits before you,
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the once infamous evil genius,
is entirely cured.
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What?
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I give you my word
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that he's of no more danger
to the city than I am.
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This is outrageous.
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Yes.
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Mr. Casanova
Frankenstein,
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do you have anything to say
on your own behalf?
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Blessed disciples
of Hippocrates,
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my heart is split in two.
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It brims
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with such sorrow
for my abominable crimes.
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And yet,
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it swells with love
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for you,
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for this sanctuary,
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this place of healing.
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Within my soul,
I feel the choir singing
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Beethoven's immortal
Ode to Joy
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where all men
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become brothers.
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Am I too late to cast my vote?
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Not at all, Lance. I was just
about to remind the board
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that Casanova once had our city
in a stranglehold of terror.
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Parole is not an option
for this man, this monster.
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We cannot risk
the danger of releasing him.
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I could not agree
with you more.
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ExceHenL
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However, I did just have dinner
with an old friend recently.
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Maybe you've heard of him?
Captain Amazing.
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Captain Amazing?
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He asked if I would read this.
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"Dear members of the board,
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"we all know that society
cannot exist
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"without absolute justice,
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"but society is also
built upon compassion.
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"Let us set the tone
for the new millennium
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"by making a historic
gesture of forgiveness.
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"Ladies and gentlemen,
I implore you,
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"let us grant
Casanova Frankenstein
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"a second chance."
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With Captain Amazing's
recommendation and protection,
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I suppose we could consider.
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I pronounce you
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cured.
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Hello, Champion City.
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Daddy is home.
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Hi, everybody.
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You know, tooth decay
and gingivitis can be a crime.
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That's why I use
Mighty Whity toothpaste.
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Because I want my teeth
to look amazing.
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I'm gonna bring this up again.
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It's 150 bucks apiece.
We each chip in.
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My cousin knows this guy who
knows a publicist.
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What are we gonna publicize? The fact
that we get our butts kicked a lot.
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Maybe if you didn't smack me in the face
with the shovel every time we went out...
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All right now....we'd have
some more wins to brag about.
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I'm sorry, I just have
atendencytolose my concentration
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when I've got a salad fork
stuck in my rear end.
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I get it. Your shovel
in his face is my fault.
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You threw a spoon
at the guy, Jeff.
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What was up with that?
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I'm embarrassed about that.
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I thought it was a fork.
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You're the master of cutlery.
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You can't throw a knife sometimes
when someone's trying to kill me?
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You can't use
a rake sometimes?
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No, I'm the Shoveler.
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I'm the Blue Raja.
I'm not Stab Man.
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I'm not Knifey Boy.
I'm the Blue Raja.
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That's another thing.
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What?
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You could get a little bit of
blue in the uniform somewhere.
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You've got green. There's
a little flowery thing.
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It doesn't make
alotofsense.
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Just step out of our literal
minds for a moment.
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Hey, look what I'm doing.
Look at that.
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I'm putting 150 right on the table.
Who's in with me?
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I don't have 150, do I?
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If I did, I wouldn't have
plundered my mother's silverware.
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It's a waste of money.
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You know who doesn't think
it's a waste of money?
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Little Mr. Captain Amazing.
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Well, Captain...
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If we had a billionaire like
Lance Hunt as our benefactor,
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yeah, we could spend 150.
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Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.
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Don't start that again.
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Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain
Amazing doesn't wear glasses.
254
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,810
He takes them off
when he transforms.
255
00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:45,314
That doesn't make any sense.
He wouldn't be able to see.
256
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,277
Hi, thanks for waiting.
257
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,195
Hey, thanks for dropping by.
258
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,239
Do you know what you want?
259
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,241
Allow me to begin, my dear.
260
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,619
The Blue Raja is quite partial
to the salad nigoise.
261
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:01,204
My dressing of choice
is ranch lite,
262
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,374
and I'd appreciate it
if you'd hold the Bacon Bits.
263
00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:08,086
Seeing as it's your first night and
all, I suppose I'll "fork-give" you
264
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,213
if you "fork-get."
265
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,549
Who's next?
266
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,510
Can I get a meatball sandwich
on white with mayo?
267
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,597
I'll have a steak, please. Very rare.
That means pink, not bloody.
268
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,223
And could I get some ice?
269
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,310
I had a little mishap defending
justice at the nursing home.
270
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:26,229
I thought I heard on TV
that was Captain Amazing.
271
00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:33,195
Let's all be good little automaton droids
and believe everything we hear on TV.
272
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:38,408
I'll just go place
your order now.
273
00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:43,622
A trifle strident with that bit
of crumpet, weren't we, Furious?
274
00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:46,416
I am a ticking
time bomb of fury.
275
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,878
All I'm saying is, when we
split the check three ways,
276
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:52,547
the steak-eater picks
the pocket of the salad man.
277
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,174
Just give me the money, Jeff.
278
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,467
Yes, fine.
279
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,928
Every time we split it
three ways.
280
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,012
It's flipping robbery.
281
00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:01,682
Well, you should order more.
282
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,520
Do you see what I see?
283
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,939
RAJAI Hello?
284
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,190
SHOVELERI It's Tony C.
285
00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:13,819
And Tony P,
leader of the Disco Boys.
286
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:27,624
But why, pray tell,
would he be back in town?
287
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,586
Maybe it's time to do a
little following to find out.
288
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,463
No,
it's already 10:30.
289
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,716
I'm gonna get killed
by my wife as it is.
290
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:39,469
Yes, and I've had quite enough
excitement for one night, thank you.
291
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:43,724
My mistake. I thought I was hanging
out with serious superheroes:
292
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:45,392
the Shoveler
and the Blue Raja.
293
00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:49,479
But, apparently, I'm hanging
out with Lazy Boy and...
294
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,564
Good night, Roy.
295
00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:51,690
Yes, toodle-oo.
296
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:54,109
Hang on a second.
Lazy Boy and the...
297
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,404
And the Recliner!
298
00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,574
Yeah, Lazy Boy
and the Recliner!
299
00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:03,118
Guys, are you coming?
Are you...
300
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:10,751
Okay, fine. I guess tonight
301
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,919
the lone wolf
302
00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:15,672
hunts alone.
303
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,142
Testicles rising.
304
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,645
Can't breathe. Can't breathe.
305
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,816
Butch needs his vest back.
He's got a game on Saturday.
306
00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:18,819
Well, it's my vest too.
I bought it for him.
307
00:20:18,902 --> 00:20:21,530
The only thing I need...
308
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:22,864
Okay.
309
00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:24,574
How long you gonna
do this, Eddie?
310
00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:27,369
It's been 12 years.
311
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:28,453
I know.
312
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,082
You got a family
to look after, Eddie.
313
00:20:32,249 --> 00:20:34,793
The kids are worried sick
aboutyou.
314
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:39,089
But still you go out, night after night,
running around the city for what?
315
00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:43,343
Lucille, God gave me a gift.
316
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:47,013
I shovel well.
I shovel very well.
317
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:52,185
Oh, baby, you shovel better
than any man I've known
318
00:20:52,269 --> 00:20:54,938
but that does not make you
a superhero.
319
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,189
All I...
320
00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:57,274
Oh, no.
321
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,360
You're a good husband
322
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:02,779
and a good father,
323
00:21:03,071 --> 00:21:06,283
but that's all, nothing more.
324
00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:12,747
You're right.
325
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,417
I believe in you, Daddy.
326
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:19,421
Roland, do not
encourage your father.
327
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:27,929
Well, if it isn't
our old friends, the Red Eyes.
328
00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:31,600
Good evening. VVe weren't expecting
to see you again so spoon...
329
00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:38,982
Red Eyes, Red Eyes.
What a treat.
330
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:43,069
We weren't expecting to
see you again so spoon.
331
00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:45,780
Jeffrey.
Yeah?
332
00:21:45,864 --> 00:21:49,284
Mom, how many times have I asked
you not to barge in here?
333
00:21:49,951 --> 00:21:51,202
What's burning?
334
00:21:51,286 --> 00:21:52,287
Incense.
335
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,915
I can't even count how many rules
you're breaking right now.
336
00:21:54,998 --> 00:21:58,001
One: Always knock. Two: Don't
sniff around outside my door.
337
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,253
Three: Do not interrogate me.
338
00:22:00,337 --> 00:22:01,338
Jeffrey.
339
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,505
What?
340
00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:04,424
Are you into marijuana?
341
00:22:05,216 --> 00:22:07,510
You're cheesing me off
so bad right now.
342
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,095
Just, please... Good night.
343
00:22:09,179 --> 00:22:11,306
I'm sorry.
Jeffrey, please...
344
00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:12,390
Goodnight.
345
00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:13,516
Okay. Goodnight.
346
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,355
God, she's just so...
347
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,643
All right, let's see
what's shaking
348
00:22:56,893 --> 00:23:00,230
at the Chez Casa Casanova.
349
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:53,074
Ah! The old disco room.
350
00:23:58,621 --> 00:24:01,041
Just as I left it.
351
00:24:01,124 --> 00:24:05,795
You've been locked up for 20 years. A
lot of things have changed since then.
352
00:24:06,796 --> 00:24:11,342
It must have been hard for you, the
way times and styles have changed,
353
00:24:12,969 --> 00:24:16,056
to hear the people saying
that disco is dead.
354
00:24:16,139 --> 00:24:19,184
Disco is not dead!
Disco is life!
355
00:24:19,476 --> 00:24:22,854
Yes, Tony, that is the passion
I remember.
356
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:31,321
Stick with me, Tony,
and you will dance again
357
00:24:32,322 --> 00:24:34,324
when I rule this town.
358
00:24:39,871 --> 00:24:42,332
Have you met
my psychiatrist?
359
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,587
Come out, come out
wherever you...
360
00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:49,589
There we go.
361
00:24:50,131 --> 00:24:51,800
Looks like we got
a little terrace party.
362
00:24:51,883 --> 00:24:55,136
I want you to spread
the word to all of my gangs.
363
00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:59,099
Tell them that
Casanova Frankenstein is back
364
00:24:59,307 --> 00:25:02,602
and that Casanova Frankenstein
is planning something
365
00:25:02,685 --> 00:25:04,687
a little bit different.
366
00:25:05,897 --> 00:25:07,357
Kaboom.
367
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:17,534
Mama pajama!
368
00:25:20,703 --> 00:25:23,581
What kind of crazy man
blows up a crazy house?
369
00:25:23,665 --> 00:25:26,960
And now, if you will excuse
me, I am expecting a visit
370
00:25:27,043 --> 00:25:29,129
from a very old friend.
371
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:43,226
Look what we got. A little booty
oall from Captain Amazing.
372
00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:51,484
This is a fine,
elegant Harvey Wallbanger.
373
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:56,239
Even when it's sucked
by scum like you?
374
00:25:56,698 --> 00:25:59,325
Captain Amazing.
What a surprise.
375
00:26:00,368 --> 00:26:03,246
Really? I'm not
so sure about that.
376
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,876
Your first night of freedom,
and you blow up the asylum.
377
00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:10,795
Interesting choice.
I knew you couldn't change.
378
00:26:11,045 --> 00:26:12,172
I knew you'd know that.
379
00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:13,298
Oh, I know that.
380
00:26:13,381 --> 00:26:16,092
And I knew you'd know
I'd know you knew.
381
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:20,513
But I didn't. I only knew
that you'd know that I knew.
382
00:26:21,764 --> 00:26:23,474
Did you know that?
383
00:26:25,935 --> 00:26:26,936
Of course.
384
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,605
Please, won't you join me?
385
00:26:28,897 --> 00:26:29,898
With pleasure.
386
00:26:30,315 --> 00:26:32,108
Oh, quick thought.
387
00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:35,069
Would you mind removing
the submicronic laser
388
00:26:35,153 --> 00:26:37,697
in the ring on the index
finger of your left hand?
389
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:40,241
Of course. And, if it
wouldn't be too much trouble,
390
00:26:40,325 --> 00:26:42,243
go ahead and disengage
391
00:26:42,327 --> 00:26:46,206
the psychotropic bacterium
dart-launchers in your slippers.
392
00:26:46,289 --> 00:26:47,749
Done.
393
00:26:47,832 --> 00:26:52,837
The cold fusion ultrasonic neuro-stunner
in your drink stirrer, turn it off.
394
00:26:52,921 --> 00:26:55,965
We know each other so well,
don't we, Lance?
395
00:26:56,674 --> 00:27:00,261
We've always been each other's
greatest nemesises.
396
00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:01,930
Nemesis...
397
00:27:02,972 --> 00:27:04,766
What's the plural on that?
398
00:27:06,017 --> 00:27:07,310
Nemeses.
399
00:27:07,977 --> 00:27:09,020
Whatever.
400
00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:12,065
You're going to prison
for life this time, Casanova.
401
00:27:12,148 --> 00:27:13,566
You see, here in
Champion City,
402
00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:16,527
we still do
a fairly brisk trade
403
00:27:17,487 --> 00:27:18,738
in justice.
404
00:27:18,821 --> 00:27:22,825
I thought it was all about the publicity
and keeping your sponsors happy.
405
00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:25,370
See, it's that kind
of cynicism that I truly feel
406
00:27:25,453 --> 00:27:28,081
is starting to poison society.
407
00:27:28,164 --> 00:27:30,083
Oh, looky here.
408
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,253
A multi-frequency
radio detonator.
409
00:27:33,336 --> 00:27:36,422
You should be more careful when
discarding incriminating evidence.
410
00:27:36,506 --> 00:27:39,926
Oh, no. This is
an amusing little gizmo.
411
00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:42,011
It's really quite cool.
412
00:27:42,845 --> 00:27:45,181
Yeah? What is it?
413
00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:49,602
Yuck.
414
00:27:49,852 --> 00:27:54,148
It's a chloroform-deploying
portable enticement snare.
415
00:27:58,319 --> 00:27:59,821
Ah, dang!
416
00:28:03,324 --> 00:28:05,118
Oh, Lancie,
417
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,537
you really are so predictable.
418
00:28:21,718 --> 00:28:22,927
Morning, Sally.
419
00:28:23,011 --> 00:28:24,012
You're late!
420
00:28:24,095 --> 00:28:25,388
Yes, I know.
421
00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,974
I was up all night, trying to
defend the city from evil,
422
00:28:28,057 --> 00:28:29,976
but I'm sure you don't
really care about that.
423
00:28:30,059 --> 00:28:33,313
Work starts at 9:00!
It's 9:25!
424
00:28:33,396 --> 00:28:35,690
So I guess all the junk's
probably ruined by now.
425
00:28:35,773 --> 00:28:39,152
Sucker, when are you gonna tear
down that jeep like I told you to?
426
00:28:39,235 --> 00:28:41,154
I thought we went
through this yesterday.
427
00:28:41,237 --> 00:28:44,907
That old jeep is actually
an armored car of some type.
428
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,368
It was meant to withstand bombs. I
c:an'tjust rip it apart with a crowbar.
429
00:28:47,452 --> 00:28:49,287
Just junk it.
430
00:28:49,412 --> 00:28:51,914
If you gave me
the proper tools, I could...
431
00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:52,999
Junkifl
432
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,919
I'm willing to have
this discussion with you,
433
00:28:57,003 --> 00:29:00,590
but I think we should deal with
it like two people who respect...
434
00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:04,010
I want it junked.
435
00:29:04,093 --> 00:29:06,012
Okay.
436
00:29:06,095 --> 00:29:08,473
Right now, I'm kind of like
a powder keg
437
00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:10,892
and you're the match.
438
00:29:10,975 --> 00:29:13,436
If you tell me to
junk it one more time...
439
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,898
Junk it now! You got that?
440
00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,458
That little sucker
just saved your life.
441
00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:40,088
Just junk it,
you miserable cuss.
442
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:04,445
We interrupt this
program to bring you breaking news.
443
00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:08,366
Champion City's best-known billionaire,
Lance Hunt, has disappeared.
444
00:30:08,616 --> 00:30:11,744
Police hope to enlist the help of
Captain Amazing in the search for Hunt,
445
00:30:11,828 --> 00:30:16,124
but have, so far, failed to contact
the city's beloved superhero.
446
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:22,630
He makes a wonderful trophy,
don't you think?
447
00:30:24,507 --> 00:30:27,051
I really think we need
to talk about your plans here.
448
00:30:27,135 --> 00:30:29,512
Here are my plans, Lancie.
449
00:30:30,012 --> 00:30:33,724
Tomorrow night,
I'm going to kill you.
450
00:30:33,808 --> 00:30:36,477
Right. That's the part that
really doesn't work for me.
451
00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:41,607
When the clock strikes 12:00,
cuckoo,cuckoo,
452
00:30:41,858 --> 00:30:43,151
you will be dead,
453
00:30:43,234 --> 00:30:46,779
and my city will be given
a new state of mind.
454
00:30:46,904 --> 00:30:48,948
Clearly you gotta go with
what you're comfortable with,
455
00:30:49,031 --> 00:30:51,784
but, I don't know, I just keep
coming back to this place.
456
00:30:51,868 --> 00:30:53,953
I'm spitballing here,
but maybe
457
00:30:54,036 --> 00:30:58,624
we release the captain
to the authorities.
458
00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:01,210
I say that you're completely reformed.
Wink, wink.
459
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,212
There is rejoicing
in the streets.
460
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:07,717
At that point, you do the whole
destruction of the city thing.
461
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,679
I mean, is it
a perfect plan? No.
462
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,557
And I think that's what
I like about it.
463
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:17,018
Jeez. Okay.
464
00:31:18,227 --> 00:31:20,730
That's great.
Turn off the lights now.
465
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:24,066
It was just an idea!
Wait, I got a better one.
466
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:27,487
You let me live,
I am your sidekick.
467
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:31,824
I'm like Amazing Boy
or... Casanova?
468
00:31:32,909 --> 00:31:34,744
Are you sure
Captain Amazing is in there?
469
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:36,913
Yeah, I'm sure.
Let's go.
470
00:32:14,492 --> 00:32:16,327
Wait! Hear that?
471
00:32:16,994 --> 00:32:18,913
We must have hit
a trip wire.
472
00:32:19,288 --> 00:32:21,791
It could be a photon
eviscerator heating up.
473
00:32:21,874 --> 00:32:25,211
It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler.
They target moving objects.
474
00:32:25,294 --> 00:32:28,130
Sounds more like a heat-seeking
anthrax projection gun to me.
475
00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:30,258
Quickly, cover your mouth.
No, let's bolt!
476
00:32:30,341 --> 00:32:31,342
Don't move!
Don't breathe!
477
00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:32,385
Let's bolt!
478
00:32:32,468 --> 00:32:33,469
Don't move!
Don't breathe!
479
00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:34,554
Let's bolt!
480
00:32:36,681 --> 00:32:38,641
It's the sprinkler.
481
00:32:41,936 --> 00:32:45,523
Isn't that just fabu?
I'm positively soaked.
482
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:52,321
What do we got here?
483
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:55,658
I think they're supposed to be
jive superheroes.
484
00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:59,203
They made a big mistake
coming to Casanova's place.
485
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,084
What's so funny?
486
00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:07,837
That's your power?
You have guns?
487
00:33:08,212 --> 00:33:10,298
Couldn't you be a little more
creative than that?
488
00:33:10,381 --> 00:33:12,341
Do forgive the impertinence,
489
00:33:12,508 --> 00:33:15,261
but what the devil does a
pistol have to do with disco?
490
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:16,345
Weak.
491
00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:17,513
At best.
492
00:33:18,389 --> 00:33:21,934
Check out the guy with the pipe.
Are you the disco plumber?
493
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:24,812
There's no theme
at all here, mates.
494
00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:28,274
Buddy, if you're gonna carry a
chain, make it a gold chain.
495
00:33:28,357 --> 00:33:30,943
See what I'm saying? And that's
just off the top of my head.
496
00:33:31,027 --> 00:33:32,570
Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?
497
00:33:32,653 --> 00:33:34,447
The top of your head, huh?
498
00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:44,332
VVe'll never get in there.
There are too many Disco Boys.
499
00:33:44,415 --> 00:33:47,460
Look, I'm telling you.
Amazing's in there. I saw him go in.
500
00:33:47,543 --> 00:33:49,754
There's never any evil trios,
are there?
501
00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:53,507
No, they've all got to travel
in gangs like little babies.
502
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,844
Maybe it's time
to level the playing field.
503
00:33:56,927 --> 00:33:57,928
H ow?
504
00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:01,390
I'm talking about recruiting.
505
00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:04,268
There's plenty of guys out there who
would kill to get in on our action.
506
00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,312
Plenty of posers,
you mean.
507
00:34:06,395 --> 00:34:07,688
Yeah, maybe a few.
508
00:34:07,772 --> 00:34:10,608
But there's got to be a couple
of guys out there, like,
509
00:34:10,691 --> 00:34:12,526
like a human torch.
510
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:16,697
Or like a guy who can shoot
stinging foam into your eyes
511
00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:18,532
or something like that.
512
00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:22,161
There's the Sphinx,
of course.
513
00:34:22,244 --> 00:34:23,245
The what?
514
00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:24,538
The Sphinx.
515
00:34:24,622 --> 00:34:25,706
I know this guy.
516
00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:29,168
Big crime fighter from down south.
Big-league hitter down there.
517
00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:30,628
What's his power?
518
00:34:30,711 --> 00:34:32,088
He's terribly mysterious.
519
00:34:32,755 --> 00:34:34,715
That's it? That's his power?
520
00:34:34,799 --> 00:34:36,217
He's mysterious?
521
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,260
Terribly mysterious.
522
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:40,012
Plus, he can, like,
523
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,973
cut guns in half
with his mind.
524
00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:46,185
Really? I hadn't heard that.
Ithink.
525
00:34:46,435 --> 00:34:48,187
We'll have to track
this Sphinx guy down.
526
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:51,899
Meantime, I have an idea
where we can get another guy.
527
00:34:52,608 --> 00:34:55,486
I'm free for lunch tomorrow.
How about you?
528
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:58,197
Nothing I couldn't
move around.
529
00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:11,502
Why don't you guys
go on ahead?
530
00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:14,463
I gotta take care
of something.
531
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:16,799
Oh, I see.
532
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,437
Good cause there,
saving homeless animals.
533
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:31,147
Yeah.
534
00:35:32,648 --> 00:35:34,525
HO9 queen?
535
00:35:35,484 --> 00:35:36,527
What?
536
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:37,945
You're into motorcycles.
537
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,240
Oh. No. Not really.
538
00:35:41,949 --> 00:35:43,659
'Cause I got a motorcycle.
539
00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:46,495
Yeah, what kind?
540
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:47,747
It's a Harley.
541
00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:48,914
A Harley.
542
00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:54,211
Compatible. It's a Harley compatible.
Basically, the same engineer.
543
00:35:55,463 --> 00:35:56,714
Look,
544
00:35:56,797 --> 00:35:59,633
I hope we're cool
about last night.
545
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,552
Last night?
546
00:36:01,635 --> 00:36:05,347
Like I said, I was kind of
in scary mode back there.
547
00:36:05,765 --> 00:36:09,351
Sometimes that comes off as a
little threatening or whatever.
548
00:36:09,894 --> 00:36:11,103
I don't find you threatening.
549
00:36:11,187 --> 00:36:14,607
You're very kind.
550
00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:15,983
At all.
551
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,903
Listen, I still feel like
552
00:36:18,986 --> 00:36:22,364
I should make it up to you
somehow, just in some way.
553
00:36:23,324 --> 00:36:26,494
I should take you out to dinner or
something to make up for being so scary,
554
00:36:26,577 --> 00:36:27,620
or whatever.
555
00:36:27,703 --> 00:36:28,996
I'm really busy.
556
00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:35,544
Right.
557
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,881
Our little chess game
continues.
558
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:42,635
Yeah?
559
00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:46,096
We're looking for the one
they call "The Invisible Boy."
560
00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:49,475
All my life,
I've been ignored by people.
561
00:36:49,558 --> 00:36:52,061
Finally, after years
of being overlooked,
562
00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:55,523
I found I have
the power to disappear.
563
00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:57,983
It's real ironic how
it happened 'cause...
564
00:36:58,067 --> 00:36:59,068
Can we come in?
565
00:37:00,361 --> 00:37:01,487
Yeah, sure. Come on.
566
00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:02,613
Thank you.
567
00:37:02,696 --> 00:37:05,908
Dad, I'm going to my room
with three strange men.
568
00:37:08,285 --> 00:37:09,453
And that's pretty much it.
569
00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:12,248
So, let me get this straight.
570
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,000
You do have the ability
to become invisible?
571
00:37:15,584 --> 00:37:16,669
Yes.
572
00:37:16,752 --> 00:37:18,629
But you can't give us
a demonstration?
573
00:37:18,712 --> 00:37:22,758
No, I can only become invisible
when no one's watching.
574
00:37:23,759 --> 00:37:26,595
So, you're only invisible
to yourself?
575
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:31,100
No. If I look at myself,
I become visible again.
576
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:37,690
So, you oan only become invisible when
absolutely nobody is watching you?
577
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,026
Yes.
578
00:37:41,110 --> 00:37:42,778
Do forgive our incredulity,
579
00:37:42,987 --> 00:37:47,575
but I'm wondering how you can be certain
you've achieved transparency at all?
580
00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:53,497
When you go invisible,
you can feel it.
581
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,126
I'm leaving.
582
00:37:57,209 --> 00:37:58,502
Thanks a lot.
It was nice to have met you.
583
00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:01,714
Wait, guys. Don't go. Where
you guys going? Don't go.
584
00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:03,757
Can I come?
585
00:38:05,259 --> 00:38:06,844
Look, no offense, kid,
586
00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,597
we're about to go up against a
really powerful supervillain,
587
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,724
Casanova Frankenstein.
588
00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:14,560
That means we gotta find a lot
of superheroes really quickly.
589
00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:17,021
And to tell you the truth, we have
no idea where to even start, so...
590
00:38:17,104 --> 00:38:18,898
I know tons of superheroes.
591
00:38:19,815 --> 00:38:21,025
I'm sure
you know a lot...
592
00:38:21,108 --> 00:38:22,109
No, no, no, seriously.
593
00:38:22,192 --> 00:38:25,404
I'm out there all the time at the
costume shops, martial arts stores
594
00:38:25,487 --> 00:38:27,448
talking to guys
and making connections.
595
00:38:27,531 --> 00:38:30,075
If you want to break in,
you gotta network,
596
00:38:30,701 --> 00:38:33,078
and I know how to network.
597
00:38:33,162 --> 00:38:34,455
Sorry, kid.
598
00:38:34,955 --> 00:38:36,165
Come on.
599
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,667
Haven't you guys
ever been a kid?
600
00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:42,338
Haven't you guys
ever had a dream?
601
00:38:51,388 --> 00:38:53,933
Let me see, who else have I met?
There's the Pincher.
602
00:38:54,016 --> 00:38:55,017
"Pincher."
603
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,101
The Pickler.
604
00:38:56,185 --> 00:38:57,603
Princess Headbutt.
605
00:38:57,686 --> 00:38:59,688
White Flight and the Black Menace.
They work together.
606
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,273
Slow down, slow down.
607
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:04,026
Then there's,
Professor Pink Belly,
608
00:39:04,151 --> 00:39:06,528
and Lucky Pierre
and The French Tickler.
609
00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,572
"French Tickler."
610
00:39:08,989 --> 00:39:11,116
You've got all
their telephone numbers?
611
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,201
Yeah, most of them.
612
00:39:12,326 --> 00:39:14,620
We've got to figure out a way
to get them all in one place.
613
00:39:14,703 --> 00:39:16,163
That's quite right.
614
00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:17,748
Some kind of a tryout.
615
00:39:17,831 --> 00:39:19,333
Yes, a tryout.
616
00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:22,503
Throw in a barbecue and a couple
of kegs, they'll all show up.
617
00:39:22,586 --> 00:39:24,797
The mooch factor's pretty high
with this crowd.
618
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,882
A barbecue,
that's a good idea.
619
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:31,470
What? Bugger all, it's the Spleen.
Play dead.
620
00:39:31,553 --> 00:39:32,513
Who's that?
621
00:39:32,596 --> 00:39:34,390
Turn your head.
Don't say anything.
622
00:39:49,238 --> 00:39:50,364
Hiya, fellas.
623
00:39:50,447 --> 00:39:53,826
VVord on the street is you're
looking for superheroes.
624
00:39:53,909 --> 00:39:54,910
Not really.
625
00:39:55,035 --> 00:39:56,245
Actually,
we're just leaving.
626
00:39:56,328 --> 00:39:58,330
Rotten luck.
627
00:39:58,414 --> 00:40:00,499
Oh, here we go.
628
00:40:00,582 --> 00:40:01,625
Perfect timing.
629
00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:02,751
That's for you.
630
00:40:03,961 --> 00:40:05,170
Hamburger, right?
631
00:40:05,254 --> 00:40:06,338
Yes, thank you.
632
00:40:06,463 --> 00:40:07,840
Enjoy.
633
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,719
Why are you guys always dissing me?
It hurts my feelings.
634
00:40:11,802 --> 00:40:14,054
I'm a superhero too.
I have powers.
635
00:40:14,138 --> 00:40:16,473
Really? Like what?
636
00:40:16,557 --> 00:40:17,933
So glad you asked.
637
00:40:18,017 --> 00:40:19,018
Oh, no.
638
00:40:19,101 --> 00:40:20,060
Excuse me.
639
00:40:20,144 --> 00:40:21,937
Excuse me. Excuse me.
640
00:40:24,314 --> 00:40:27,776
It all started when I was
just 13 years of age.
641
00:40:28,152 --> 00:40:29,737
One day, while walking
with some friends,
642
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:32,197
I accidentally cut the cheese.
643
00:40:32,322 --> 00:40:35,367
Well, in my
adolescent awkwardness,
644
00:40:35,451 --> 00:40:38,954
I blamed it on an old gypsy woman
who happened to be passing by.
645
00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:41,165
Big mistake!
646
00:40:41,665 --> 00:40:44,585
The gypsy woman placed a curse
upon my head.
647
00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:46,545
Because I smelled it,
648
00:40:46,628 --> 00:40:51,133
she decreed I would forevermore
be he who dealt it!
649
00:40:51,925 --> 00:40:52,968
Let me illustrate.
650
00:40:53,052 --> 00:40:54,053
No,
you don't have to.
651
00:40:54,136 --> 00:40:56,096
It's not necessary, really.
652
00:40:57,639 --> 00:41:00,017
Let's see.
653
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:03,353
Distance: 7 meters.
654
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,148
Air speed: normal.
655
00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:09,026
Compensate for
air conditioning.
656
00:41:11,070 --> 00:41:12,112
Pull my fingers.
657
00:41:12,196 --> 00:41:13,197
SHOVELERI Don't do it.
658
00:41:13,697 --> 00:41:15,657
Oh, dear God.
659
00:41:16,366 --> 00:41:19,369
S.B.D.!
660
00:41:27,461 --> 00:41:29,338
Silent but deadly.
661
00:41:29,421 --> 00:41:31,006
That's good shooting.
662
00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:32,132
That was amazing!
663
00:41:32,216 --> 00:41:34,676
It's disgusting.
Don't encourage him.
664
00:41:35,803 --> 00:41:39,014
You guys are recruiting
for superheroes.
665
00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:41,642
Where you holding
the tryouts?
666
00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:43,102
We don't know yet,
667
00:41:43,185 --> 00:41:46,021
as soon as we figure that out,
we'll get in touch immediately.
668
00:41:46,688 --> 00:41:51,026
Bet we'd get a big turnout if we did
it somewhere with a swimming pool.
669
00:41:51,693 --> 00:41:53,821
Oh, no. No, no, no.
670
00:41:54,154 --> 00:41:57,699
Absolutely not. Nope. No.
671
00:42:03,872 --> 00:42:05,290
I don't deserve this.
672
00:42:05,374 --> 00:42:06,500
I know.
673
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,420
A lot of other men
I could have married.
674
00:42:10,504 --> 00:42:11,713
I understand.
675
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:16,009
If one person vomits in my
pool, I'm gonna divorce you.
676
00:42:16,552 --> 00:42:18,178
That's fair.
677
00:42:18,387 --> 00:42:20,347
Come on, kids!
678
00:42:26,895 --> 00:42:28,647
State your name and power.
679
00:42:29,064 --> 00:42:30,566
I am the Waffler.
680
00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:33,819
With my griddle ofjustice,
I bash the enemy in the head
681
00:42:33,902 --> 00:42:35,737
or I burn them like so.
682
00:42:36,905 --> 00:42:38,866
Don't do that.
683
00:42:38,949 --> 00:42:43,078
I also have my truth
syrup, which is low fat.
684
00:42:43,162 --> 00:42:45,164
And I've been working
on a theme song.
685
00:42:45,247 --> 00:42:48,083
Waffle man,
I am the Waffler
686
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:51,545
Golden crispy,
bad guys are history
687
00:42:53,046 --> 00:42:55,257
And I'm running.
Just think about it.
688
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,718
Do you have a health plan?
Maybe dental? Eye?
689
00:42:57,801 --> 00:42:58,802
Next.
690
00:42:58,886 --> 00:43:01,889
Hi. I am Pencilhead.
691
00:43:02,431 --> 00:43:04,850
And I am
Son of Pencilhead!
692
00:43:05,142 --> 00:43:06,143
We erase crime.
693
00:43:06,226 --> 00:43:07,269
Two generations of...
694
00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,021
Right.
Yes, thank you.
695
00:43:09,104 --> 00:43:10,105
Did I do all right?
696
00:43:10,189 --> 00:43:12,024
Yeah, I think they liked us.
697
00:43:12,107 --> 00:43:14,151
Now, say...
698
00:43:14,401 --> 00:43:16,570
I'm the Ballerina Man.
699
00:43:19,114 --> 00:43:21,241
I don't need to see that.
700
00:43:30,626 --> 00:43:31,668
Thanks.
701
00:43:32,294 --> 00:43:33,629
lam...
Hey!
702
00:43:33,921 --> 00:43:35,964
You copied me.
You copied me.
703
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:37,382
Did not!
Liar!
704
00:43:37,466 --> 00:43:40,052
Ladies, now let's play nicely.
705
00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:52,814
I'd say there's potential.
706
00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:58,237
I be the Bullfighter.
I fight the bull!
707
00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,531
Greetings, fellow crime fighters.
I am Radio Man.
708
00:44:02,324 --> 00:44:03,408
I am Squeegeeman.
709
00:44:03,492 --> 00:44:04,660
Do you sense its power?
710
00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:05,744
Yes.
711
00:44:05,827 --> 00:44:10,415
P.M.S. Avenger. I work 4 days a month.
Is there a problem with that?
712
00:44:10,624 --> 00:44:12,084
No.
No.
713
00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:13,126
Whatever you say.
714
00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:14,294
We'll get back to you.
715
00:44:14,378 --> 00:44:15,420
Quite all right.
716
00:44:15,504 --> 00:44:16,505
Whatever.
717
00:44:16,588 --> 00:44:18,173
Okay, that's it.
718
00:44:29,226 --> 00:44:31,353
That was
a complete waste of time.
719
00:44:31,687 --> 00:44:33,730
Like so many things we do.
720
00:44:35,857 --> 00:44:39,444
Hi. Hi, you guys.
Am I too late to try out?
721
00:44:39,528 --> 00:44:41,488
What time is it?
I don't have a watch on.
722
00:44:41,571 --> 00:44:45,659
Yeah. Sorry. You'll have to pretend
to be a superhero somewhere else.
723
00:44:45,826 --> 00:44:48,078
Really? I see.
724
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,706
That's fine.
725
00:45:11,226 --> 00:45:12,728
Look out!
726
00:45:14,771 --> 00:45:16,231
Look out!
727
00:45:26,908 --> 00:45:29,786
I guess I'll just have to
take my ball and go home.
728
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,247
No. You can't go.
Miss, please.
729
00:45:32,331 --> 00:45:34,249
Where you going?
That was cool.
730
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:36,043
Stop her.
Wait.
731
00:45:36,335 --> 00:45:38,712
Hold on. Stop her.
Settle down.
732
00:45:38,795 --> 00:45:40,547
That was great.
733
00:45:40,630 --> 00:45:42,090
We might be able to squeeze in
one more interview.
734
00:45:42,174 --> 00:45:44,926
Yes, seeing as how you schlepped
your ball all this way.
735
00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:46,053
Appreciate that. Thanks.
736
00:45:46,136 --> 00:45:47,596
You're really good.
737
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:49,931
What's up?
I'm the Spleen.
738
00:45:50,474 --> 00:45:52,851
I'm the Bowler.
How you doing?
739
00:45:52,934 --> 00:45:54,561
You're very attractive.
740
00:45:56,229 --> 00:45:57,481
That's because
it's ambrosia.
741
00:45:57,564 --> 00:46:00,567
Why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself.
742
00:46:00,650 --> 00:46:03,153
Help us understand why
we should choose you
743
00:46:03,236 --> 00:46:05,280
over all the other
qualified applicants.
744
00:46:05,364 --> 00:46:06,365
What other
qualified applicants?
745
00:46:06,448 --> 00:46:08,158
Eddie, please.
746
00:46:09,242 --> 00:46:11,953
Start at the top.
Where did you get your powers?
747
00:46:12,829 --> 00:46:14,831
I got my powers
from my father.
748
00:46:15,457 --> 00:46:16,792
Okay. Who's he?
749
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:19,169
Have you ever heard of
Carmine the Bowler?
750
00:46:19,252 --> 00:46:20,545
Have we ever heard...
751
00:46:20,629 --> 00:46:24,508
Cor blimey, don't tell us
you're the Bowler's daughter.
752
00:46:24,591 --> 00:46:27,844
I seem to remember there being a
little controversy around his death.
753
00:46:27,928 --> 00:46:29,638
That's right. The police
said it was an accident.
754
00:46:29,721 --> 00:46:32,849
He'd oome home late one night
and fell down an elevator shaft
755
00:46:32,933 --> 00:46:34,393
onto some bullets.
756
00:46:34,476 --> 00:46:37,604
I've always suspected
a bit of foul play.
757
00:46:37,687 --> 00:46:39,314
As have I.
758
00:46:39,731 --> 00:46:41,650
So now daddy's little girl
is all grown up,
759
00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:43,985
looking for a little revenge,
is that it?
760
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,822
Yeah, that is it.
Is there a problem with that?
761
00:46:46,947 --> 00:46:47,948
Why don't you tell me?
762
00:46:48,031 --> 00:46:49,074
I don't know. You tell me.
763
00:46:49,157 --> 00:46:55,664
Why don't you tell me?
Why don't you tell me?
764
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:01,420
All right. You've seen
what I can do.
765
00:47:01,503 --> 00:47:03,588
You either want to use
my talents or you don't.
766
00:47:03,672 --> 00:47:06,258
If you don't, I seek another
cabal, and we do it that way.
767
00:47:06,341 --> 00:47:08,468
We need you.
We definitely need you.
768
00:47:08,552 --> 00:47:09,553
Indeed.
769
00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:11,221
Bowler... Evelyn...
770
00:47:11,555 --> 00:47:13,598
Carol.
771
00:47:13,682 --> 00:47:16,560
Will you join
our little ragtag trio?
772
00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,478
I think you mean quartet...
773
00:47:18,562 --> 00:47:21,273
What are you talking about?
There's five of us.
774
00:47:22,274 --> 00:47:26,111
Nobody's green lit new
memberships, sojustchfllout
775
00:47:27,195 --> 00:47:29,614
Granted, you've got a good arm.
I'll give you that.
776
00:47:29,698 --> 00:47:31,366
But we're in a lead cad...
777
00:47:31,450 --> 00:47:32,868
Cadre.
778
00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,244
You're in.
Welcome aboard.
779
00:47:34,327 --> 00:47:36,163
Guys, would you...
780
00:47:36,246 --> 00:47:38,206
What? What's the problem?
781
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:39,875
Welcome.
782
00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:41,376
SHOVELER'. What'?
783
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:44,212
Nothing. No problem.
Welcome aboard.
784
00:47:53,346 --> 00:47:55,265
So what's up? Are
Spleen and I on the team or not?
785
00:47:55,348 --> 00:47:58,101
In my opinion, which used
to matter around here,
786
00:47:58,185 --> 00:47:59,811
we shouldn't be
flinging memberships
787
00:47:59,895 --> 00:48:02,647
at every guy who puts together a
pair of matching gloves and boots.
788
00:48:02,731 --> 00:48:05,609
You guys just be sure to jump
in when the action starts.
789
00:48:05,692 --> 00:48:07,527
You do your share,
we'll keep you around.
790
00:48:07,611 --> 00:48:08,612
Maybe.
791
00:48:08,737 --> 00:48:11,698
So you're a British man who converted
to Islam like Cat Stevens?
792
00:48:11,781 --> 00:48:17,579
No. Until the early part of this century,
India was part of the British Empire,
793
00:48:17,829 --> 00:48:20,123
whose government there
was called the British Raj,
794
00:48:20,207 --> 00:48:22,501
after the Hindi word
for "sovereignty."
795
00:48:22,584 --> 00:48:23,627
Furthermore...
796
00:48:23,710 --> 00:48:25,170
Wait. So sorry. What?
797
00:48:26,129 --> 00:48:27,339
Dad.
798
00:48:27,422 --> 00:48:29,925
No, he's not
a commie nor a fruit.
799
00:48:30,592 --> 00:48:32,052
Sorry.
800
00:48:33,470 --> 00:48:35,305
His ignorance embarrasses me.
801
00:48:35,388 --> 00:48:39,518
Sorry, but am I to understand
you've inserted your father's skull
802
00:48:39,601 --> 00:48:41,561
inside of that ball
for bowling?
803
00:48:41,645 --> 00:48:44,147
No. The guy at
the pro shop did it.
804
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,860
That was Casanova's limo.
805
00:48:48,944 --> 00:48:52,113
You bet your sweet bippy it was.
Let's turn this suoker around!
806
00:48:52,197 --> 00:48:54,366
He's probably got
Amazing in there.
807
00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,746
Here we go.
808
00:48:59,829 --> 00:49:01,831
I feel carsick.
809
00:49:01,915 --> 00:49:03,041
Great.
810
00:49:04,584 --> 00:49:08,129
So tell me, who oan we count on
seeing at my banquet tomorrow?
811
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,757
All the top gangs
are gonna be there, Cas.
812
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,802
They want to know
what you got up your sleeve.
813
00:49:16,012 --> 00:49:19,975
Mr. Casanova,
I think we're being followed.
814
00:49:36,992 --> 00:49:39,160
Let us say hello.
815
00:49:46,334 --> 00:49:47,669
What's he doing?
816
00:49:48,003 --> 00:49:50,171
He's either very smart
or very dumb.
817
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:07,522
Hello.
818
00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:10,609
I would like a double burger
with the large fries.
819
00:50:11,026 --> 00:50:13,486
Do you boys
want something to drink?
820
00:50:14,988 --> 00:50:17,824
We think you did something
bad to Captain Amazing.
821
00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,909
We would like you
to tell us where he is.
822
00:50:19,993 --> 00:50:23,204
Captain who? This name does
not ring any bells with me.
823
00:50:23,622 --> 00:50:26,041
I don't like your tone,
Frankenpuss.
824
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:28,585
Do yourself a favor
and don't punch my clock.
825
00:50:28,668 --> 00:50:31,212
I'm a Pantera's box
you do not want to open.
826
00:50:31,379 --> 00:50:32,631
It is Pandora.
827
00:50:32,714 --> 00:50:35,175
Please don't correct me.
828
00:50:35,258 --> 00:50:36,509
It sickens me.
829
00:50:36,593 --> 00:50:38,970
You guys never learn, do you?
830
00:50:39,346 --> 00:50:42,057
Apparently we don't, ass.
831
00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:43,892
I know you.
832
00:50:43,975 --> 00:50:45,143
You don't know me.
833
00:50:45,935 --> 00:50:47,479
You knew my father.
Sal.
834
00:50:47,562 --> 00:50:48,938
Carmine.
Carmine.
835
00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:52,067
Carmine? The Bowler?
836
00:50:52,192 --> 00:50:53,151
Yep.
837
00:50:53,234 --> 00:50:54,653
You're Baby Bowler?
838
00:50:54,736 --> 00:50:55,862
Is that a problem?
839
00:50:55,945 --> 00:50:57,030
Hello.
840
00:50:57,822 --> 00:51:00,408
I'm the guy that gave
your daddy the shaft.
841
00:51:01,076 --> 00:51:03,620
This is the last time
I'm going to ask you:
842
00:51:04,454 --> 00:51:05,997
Where is Captain Amazing?
843
00:51:06,081 --> 00:51:08,833
And a diet Pepsi
with a little bit of ice.
844
00:51:14,422 --> 00:51:16,341
Hey,Shove!
845
00:51:22,806 --> 00:51:24,683
Boys, let's go.
846
00:51:26,935 --> 00:51:28,603
Fork yourself!
847
00:51:33,942 --> 00:51:35,276
Pull!
848
00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:55,255
Come on, Roy,
let's get out of here.
849
00:51:55,338 --> 00:51:57,465
Come on, Furious! Let's go!
850
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,510
People who live
in glass houses, shouldn't.
851
00:52:00,593 --> 00:52:02,470
Because this is what happens!
852
00:52:04,139 --> 00:52:05,515
Come on!
That's enough!
853
00:52:05,598 --> 00:52:07,517
Come on. Get out of the way.
854
00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,604
The roof is on fire! The roof!
855
00:52:11,688 --> 00:52:14,816
The roof is on fire!
856
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:18,611
We don't need no water.
We don't need no water.
857
00:52:19,738 --> 00:52:21,448
Here comes Daddy.
858
00:52:34,878 --> 00:52:36,421
Go, go, go!
859
00:52:55,815 --> 00:52:58,985
I would like to make a toast
to our first straightout victory.
860
00:52:59,068 --> 00:53:00,445
Stunning victory.
Here, here.
861
00:53:00,528 --> 00:53:02,363
The relationship you have
with your mother
862
00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:04,449
affects every other
dynamic in your life.
863
00:53:04,532 --> 00:53:06,701
What? What?
It's true, quite true.
864
00:53:07,702 --> 00:53:11,456
Yes, a father's role is vital in a
child's life as well. I know this.
865
00:53:11,664 --> 00:53:13,666
No, I'm not disrespecting you.
866
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:17,837
You have to respect me too. You have to
allow me to have conversations in a bar
867
00:53:17,921 --> 00:53:20,006
and talk to my new friends.
868
00:53:20,089 --> 00:53:22,217
Anyway, I'm an adult now.
869
00:53:23,384 --> 00:53:24,969
Do you want to go
back in the bag?
870
00:53:25,053 --> 00:53:28,181
Is that how we're gonna do it now?
You make the rules.
871
00:53:28,598 --> 00:53:30,558
If you don't zip it...
872
00:53:35,146 --> 00:53:37,106
Sheesh.
873
00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:40,860
I was going to say that
parents can be quite problematic.
874
00:53:40,944 --> 00:53:42,278
Tell me about it.
875
00:53:46,908 --> 00:53:50,954
There's not enough beer in the world.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
876
00:53:51,037 --> 00:53:53,373
It's okay. It's okay.
Listen.
877
00:53:53,456 --> 00:53:55,375
You've got to live
in truth. Correct?
878
00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:58,253
The woman's a tiger.
879
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,802
Barkeep, another round
880
00:54:05,885 --> 00:54:09,764
for my sweet team
of superfriends.
881
00:54:09,931 --> 00:54:12,725
Barkeep, another round
for the super,
882
00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:16,104
super bellies.
883
00:54:17,438 --> 00:54:19,315
That's what's so cool
about this team:
884
00:54:19,399 --> 00:54:23,319
Everyone has their own powers for
all these different sfluafions.
885
00:54:23,611 --> 00:54:25,029
Pull my finger.
886
00:54:31,452 --> 00:54:32,537
What?
887
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,622
I was just thinking.
888
00:54:34,789 --> 00:54:38,293
I was wondering when we might
see your super power.
889
00:54:40,628 --> 00:54:43,882
It'll happen, kid.
Don't worry.
890
00:54:45,884 --> 00:54:48,928
I say, "sabatage."
"Sabatage?"
891
00:54:49,012 --> 00:54:51,180
The Shoveler
is hammered!
892
00:54:51,264 --> 00:54:53,600
The Shoveler is hammered!
893
00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,359
So what's the name
of this team?
894
00:55:03,443 --> 00:55:04,611
How about the Super Squad?
895
00:55:04,694 --> 00:55:08,156
How about the Six Dead Guys
in Their Stupid Costumes?
896
00:55:08,531 --> 00:55:11,743
No. The Magnificent Dead Guys.
How about that?
897
00:55:11,826 --> 00:55:14,078
What about
the Legendary Superfreaks?
898
00:55:14,203 --> 00:55:16,789
Way too positive.
They totaled our car.
899
00:55:26,507 --> 00:55:27,800
Ready?
900
00:55:27,884 --> 00:55:28,968
Ready!
901
00:55:30,678 --> 00:55:31,679
TONY P; Aim.
902
00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:32,889
Aim!
903
00:55:34,182 --> 00:55:35,433
I love you!
904
00:55:36,351 --> 00:55:37,352
Fire!
905
00:55:46,486 --> 00:55:49,697
Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With
a Temporary Reprieve.
906
00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:51,282
That's it. That's your name.
907
00:55:51,366 --> 00:55:52,742
Six Jive Turkeys.
908
00:55:52,825 --> 00:55:53,826
Dig, man?
909
00:55:53,910 --> 00:55:55,203
Yeah! Dig, man!
910
00:55:55,286 --> 00:55:59,666
That's your name.
Kill you later, superlosers!
911
00:56:04,712 --> 00:56:08,257
Criminy.
You're the Sphinx.
912
00:56:08,383 --> 00:56:10,134
And you are fools.
913
00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:12,261
Tonight
914
00:56:12,553 --> 00:56:14,305
you proved
915
00:56:15,014 --> 00:56:17,058
your inexperience.
916
00:56:17,392 --> 00:56:20,812
The wise man knows
that he is weakest
917
00:56:21,354 --> 00:56:23,731
when he thinks himself strong.
918
00:56:23,898 --> 00:56:25,024
Whoa.
919
00:56:25,108 --> 00:56:26,943
This is serious.
920
00:56:27,568 --> 00:56:29,070
Terribly mysterious.
921
00:56:29,237 --> 00:56:31,197
Casanova Frankenstein
922
00:56:31,406 --> 00:56:33,157
is no ordinary villain.
923
00:56:33,574 --> 00:56:35,034
To fight him,
924
00:56:35,535 --> 00:56:38,913
you must have
extraordinary skill.
925
00:56:38,997 --> 00:56:41,457
Thank you for that
little piece of information.
926
00:56:41,541 --> 00:56:43,209
I wouldn't have thought...
927
00:56:43,292 --> 00:56:44,669
Excuse me!
928
00:56:44,752 --> 00:56:46,337
Does anybody have any manners?
929
00:56:46,421 --> 00:56:47,463
I don't know. Do I?
930
00:56:47,547 --> 00:56:48,715
I don't know. Do you?
Do I?
931
00:56:48,798 --> 00:56:51,592
Why don't you tell me?
Why don't you tell me?
932
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:53,511
I don't know. You tell me.
Do I mind what? Do I?
933
00:56:53,594 --> 00:56:54,846
SHence!
934
00:56:54,929 --> 00:56:57,890
We'll have to
separate you two.
935
00:56:57,974 --> 00:57:00,727
Is that what you want?
You want to be separated?
936
00:57:00,977 --> 00:57:02,395
He started it.
937
00:57:03,604 --> 00:57:07,775
You must be
like the wolf pack,
938
00:57:08,484 --> 00:57:11,112
not like the six pack.
939
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:12,947
Teamwork. Yes!
940
00:57:13,114 --> 00:57:16,784
You were not ready to face
so great an enemy.
941
00:57:17,368 --> 00:57:21,581
Not until you have vanquished
the enemy within yourselves.
942
00:57:21,998 --> 00:57:22,999
Yes!
943
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,043
It's cool, isn't it?
944
00:57:25,168 --> 00:57:29,630
It goes right up to the point
of being, like, confusing.
945
00:57:30,089 --> 00:57:33,718
It's leadership.
It's what we've been missing.
946
00:57:34,135 --> 00:57:36,012
Yes, I quite agree.
947
00:57:36,637 --> 00:57:40,224
Sphinx, will you guide our motley
little gang of men at arms?
948
00:57:40,308 --> 00:57:43,019
Hey! Wait a minute.
949
00:57:43,102 --> 00:57:45,021
Are you serious? Come on.
950
00:57:45,354 --> 00:57:47,315
Will you shape us,
mold us?
951
00:57:47,398 --> 00:57:50,359
Please unify us
and make us whole.
952
00:57:50,443 --> 00:57:52,320
To learn my teachings,
953
00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:55,490
I must first teach you
954
00:57:56,282 --> 00:57:57,492
how to learn.
955
00:58:09,003 --> 00:58:11,422
Learn to hide your strikes
from your opponent,
956
00:58:11,506 --> 00:58:14,634
and you'll more easily
strike his hide.
957
00:58:24,143 --> 00:58:25,978
How many weapons do you wield?
958
00:58:26,062 --> 00:58:27,146
Just one, Sphinx.
959
00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,983
No. The fist, the knee,
the elbow, the head!
960
00:58:31,192 --> 00:58:32,819
You must lash out
with every limb
961
00:58:32,902 --> 00:58:35,488
like the octopus
who plays the drums.
962
00:58:40,368 --> 00:58:42,120
Why am I doing this again?
963
00:58:42,370 --> 00:58:44,622
When you can balance
a tack hammer on your head,
964
00:58:44,705 --> 00:58:47,875
you will head off your foes
with a balanced attack.
965
00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:51,754
And why am I wearing the
watermelon on my feet?
966
00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:01,973
I don't remember
telling you to do that.
967
00:59:04,058 --> 00:59:07,186
Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
968
00:59:26,038 --> 00:59:28,082
I believe in my powers.
969
00:59:28,374 --> 00:59:30,585
I believe in my powers.
970
00:59:30,918 --> 00:59:34,088
I believe in the powers
of my teammates.
971
00:59:34,422 --> 00:59:37,466
I believe in the powers
of my teammates.
972
00:59:37,758 --> 00:59:42,138
I trust in my powers.
973
00:59:42,305 --> 00:59:45,141
I trust in the powers
of my teammates.
974
00:59:45,433 --> 00:59:49,061
I trust in the powers
of my teammates.
975
00:59:50,771 --> 00:59:53,608
This team must learn
to work together
976
00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:57,862
or, mark my words,
it will be torn apart!
977
00:59:59,447 --> 01:00:02,158
Now, gather round.
978
01:00:03,075 --> 01:00:05,203
Gather round.
Embrace one another.
979
01:00:05,536 --> 01:00:08,664
Gather round.
Embrace one another quickly.
980
01:00:08,748 --> 01:00:10,041
Roy.
981
01:00:13,961 --> 01:00:16,297
Why do you stand aside
while the others practice?
982
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,174
"Practice?"
983
01:00:18,466 --> 01:00:20,801
That's not practicing.
That's group hugging.
984
01:00:20,885 --> 01:00:23,512
We should be busting in
on Casanova right now.
985
01:00:23,804 --> 01:00:28,309
He who questions training, only
trains himself at asking questions.
986
01:00:30,561 --> 01:00:31,979
What?
987
01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,946
Who was looking for
the pinking shears?
988
01:00:40,029 --> 01:00:41,072
Oh, that was me.
989
01:00:41,155 --> 01:00:45,826
Yes, work well on
your new costumes, my friends.
990
01:00:46,661 --> 01:00:49,163
For when you care
for what is outside,
991
01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:52,583
what is inside cares for you.
992
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,627
The clock is ticking here.
993
01:00:54,710 --> 01:00:58,256
Are we gonna sew dresses all day
or are we gonna rescue Amazing?
994
01:00:58,339 --> 01:00:59,924
I need a thimble.
Does anybody...
995
01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:01,300
Patience, my son.
996
01:01:01,384 --> 01:01:03,469
To summon your power for
the conflict to come,
997
01:01:03,552 --> 01:01:06,681
you must first have power
over that which conflicts you.
998
01:01:07,014 --> 01:01:10,643
Am I the only one who finds these
sayings just a little formulaic?
999
01:01:10,851 --> 01:01:13,437
"If you want to push something
down, you have to pull it up."
1000
01:01:13,521 --> 01:01:15,481
"If you want to go left,
you have to go right."
1001
01:01:15,564 --> 01:01:20,278
Your temper is very quick, but until
you learn to master your rage...
1002
01:01:20,361 --> 01:01:22,863
Your rage will
become your master?
1003
01:01:24,031 --> 01:01:25,700
That's what you
were gonna say, right?
1004
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,159
Right?
1005
01:01:27,243 --> 01:01:28,536
Not necessarily.
1006
01:01:29,203 --> 01:01:31,289
That's it. I'm out of here.
1007
01:01:31,664 --> 01:01:35,126
Thanks for all the advice, Mr. Misterioso,
but it's time to get busy with it.
1008
01:01:35,209 --> 01:01:36,294
Come on, Eddie.
Let's go.
1009
01:01:36,377 --> 01:01:37,336
No, Roy.
1010
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:38,796
I think he's getting results.
1011
01:01:38,879 --> 01:01:40,673
Yeah, and the biggest one is
that we're all out of here.
1012
01:01:40,756 --> 01:01:44,302
Come on, Jeff. Let's peel some wheelies.
Let's go.
1013
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,013
I don't want to leave
the Sphinx.
1014
01:01:47,096 --> 01:01:48,973
Okay, how about
the rest of you?
1015
01:01:49,056 --> 01:01:51,642
Do you want to play Suzie
Homemaker with Captain Conundrum
1016
01:01:51,726 --> 01:01:53,853
or do you want
to be superheroes?
1017
01:02:01,444 --> 01:02:05,489
Okay, I don't need a compass to
tell rne which way the wind shines.
1018
01:02:06,365 --> 01:02:08,242
Roy, wait.
Let's talk about this.
1019
01:02:08,326 --> 01:02:10,077
No, let's not talk about it!
1020
01:02:10,161 --> 01:02:12,496
You want to sit here, make Halloween
outfits with Little Red Riding Hood
1021
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:15,082
or you want to
take care of business?
1022
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:21,130
Well, I guess from now on I
ride in a wolf pack of one.
1023
01:02:30,097 --> 01:02:31,307
We should go after him.
1024
01:02:31,390 --> 01:02:33,434
He's okay. Just let him go.
He's a baby.
1025
01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:35,603
We've never gone
into battle without him.
1026
01:02:35,686 --> 01:02:37,271
If you love him so much,
why don't you marry him?
1027
01:02:37,355 --> 01:02:39,148
I don't know. Why don't you marry him?
VVhy don't you?
1028
01:02:39,231 --> 01:02:40,733
Whv dfilfltyou'?
WW fimftyou'?
1029
01:02:40,816 --> 01:02:42,693
Bowler, Shoveler, please!
1030
01:02:42,777 --> 01:02:47,698
Sphinx, what wisdom can you give
us in this, our most clouded hour?
1031
01:02:47,782 --> 01:02:49,492
Yeah, what do we do?
1032
01:02:50,826 --> 01:02:53,287
The loss of manpower
can be replaced
1033
01:02:53,371 --> 01:02:55,498
by the addition
of firepower.
1034
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:01,337
Well, I won't use guns. I've
been crystal clear aboutthat
1035
01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:02,671
He won't even
use a knife.
1036
01:03:02,755 --> 01:03:05,216
You're not going to start
with that again, are you?
1037
01:03:05,299 --> 01:03:07,301
Casanova will have
many weapons.
1038
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,223
To beat him, you will have to have
more than forks and flatulence.
1039
01:03:16,602 --> 01:03:18,062
Heller.
1040
01:03:25,528 --> 01:03:29,323
"Dr. A. Heller:
weapons designer,
1041
01:03:29,532 --> 01:03:32,326
"innovator, inventor,
world changer."
1042
01:03:53,764 --> 01:03:56,142
Why does he live in a
deserted amusement park?
1043
01:03:56,225 --> 01:03:58,310
Because he's
an eccentric genius.
1044
01:03:58,477 --> 01:04:01,272
I'll take point. You two flank.
Let's triangulate.
1045
01:04:01,355 --> 01:04:03,107
Equilateral or isosceles?
1046
01:04:03,190 --> 01:04:04,316
Just go.
1047
01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:23,127
Who would want
to rent a chicken?
1048
01:04:25,212 --> 01:04:28,340
This is weird in here.
It's scary and weird.
1049
01:04:39,768 --> 01:04:41,520
Oh, there's
another chicken.
1050
01:04:41,604 --> 01:04:43,606
Crazy chicken world.
1051
01:04:55,117 --> 01:04:56,452
Dr. Heller?
1052
01:04:58,412 --> 01:05:00,080
We come in peace.
1053
01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:02,833
ShovelHead?
1054
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,586
The Shoveler. Yes, sir.
We met at the old folks' home.
1055
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:08,756
Of course.
Fork Man?
1056
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:12,468
I'm the Spleen. If you want to know
what my power is, pull my finger.
1057
01:05:12,551 --> 01:05:14,678
Please, don't!
Don't, sir. Don't.
1058
01:05:14,762 --> 01:05:18,766
Dr. Heller, we're on a mission.
We've come for weapons.
1059
01:05:18,849 --> 01:05:22,186
Shouldn't we see a diploma
or something first?
1060
01:05:22,269 --> 01:05:25,981
You came to the right place,
baby. Step into my office.
1061
01:05:29,777 --> 01:05:31,779
Where are your friends?
1062
01:05:33,239 --> 01:05:34,448
What friends?
1063
01:05:35,115 --> 01:05:39,537
Your friends. I thought you guys
were in a olub or something.
1064
01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:42,122
You mean a team? A Super Team?
1065
01:05:42,206 --> 01:05:43,207
Yeah.
1066
01:05:43,290 --> 01:05:47,878
Apparently, it's now the Super
Sphinx Team or something.
1067
01:05:48,128 --> 01:05:49,421
You had a falling out?
1068
01:05:49,505 --> 01:05:50,965
Yeah, kind of.
1069
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,011
Is it okay if I just
have the coffee?
1070
01:05:56,095 --> 01:05:57,054
I'm not very hungry.
1071
01:05:57,137 --> 01:05:58,430
Sure.
1072
01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:02,643
HEY,
1073
01:06:04,603 --> 01:06:06,689
what time do you get off work?
1074
01:06:07,106 --> 01:06:10,276
Half hour. Why?
1075
01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:14,488
No reason. I was just thinking
maybe I could...
1076
01:06:14,572 --> 01:06:16,907
It might be a good idea
if I walked you home.
1077
01:06:16,991 --> 01:06:19,535
The city's been
real, real dangerous
1078
01:06:19,618 --> 01:06:21,662
since Amazing went M.I.A.
1079
01:06:25,165 --> 01:06:27,293
I've been working on
some jujitsu moves that...
1080
01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:31,463
Just probably be safer on
everybody's part if...
1081
01:06:31,547 --> 01:06:36,635
Also, it would be great
to just walk you home.
1082
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,055
Sure.
1083
01:06:45,019 --> 01:06:48,856
This will even things up
a little bit. What is it?
1084
01:06:49,189 --> 01:06:50,357
Look at this!
1085
01:06:51,567 --> 01:06:52,776
Don't point at me.
1086
01:06:52,860 --> 01:06:55,613
You're gonna kill somebody.
1087
01:06:55,821 --> 01:06:58,741
Listen, everything here
is nonlethal.
1088
01:07:00,159 --> 01:07:01,785
"Nonlethal"? What?
1089
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:04,622
I don't make anything
that's deadly.
1090
01:07:04,705 --> 01:07:08,125
I see.
How delightfully eccentric,
1091
01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:10,794
while, simultaneously, being a
complete waste of our time.
1092
01:07:10,878 --> 01:07:12,671
No offense. Shall we?
Thank you, Doctor.
1093
01:07:12,755 --> 01:07:13,756
I said good day.
1094
01:07:13,839 --> 01:07:14,965
See you, Doc.
1095
01:07:15,049 --> 01:07:18,802
That is why, in general, a mad
scientist is less desirable
1096
01:07:18,886 --> 01:07:21,639
than a garden-variety
scientist.
1097
01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:25,768
Incoming!
1098
01:07:30,564 --> 01:07:32,816
Look out! Out of the way!
Watch out!
1099
01:07:55,589 --> 01:07:57,591
Doc, you're a genius.
1100
01:07:58,092 --> 01:07:59,760
A canned tornado, huh?
1101
01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:03,180
Totally nonlethal,
but totally effective.
1102
01:08:03,430 --> 01:08:05,182
What is this thing you were
handling before?
1103
01:08:05,265 --> 01:08:06,725
That's a shrinker.
1104
01:08:06,809 --> 01:08:09,770
How do you know?
Oh, a manual. Cool.
1105
01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:13,732
That's a high-temperature fabric
adhesive liquid projector
1106
01:08:13,816 --> 01:08:16,944
based on simple
dry-cleaning technology.
1107
01:08:17,945 --> 01:08:21,365
You aim that at a guy,
and I'll tell you something
1108
01:08:21,448 --> 01:08:24,743
his clothes get so tight
he can't even breathe.
1109
01:08:24,827 --> 01:08:26,286
I can trick that out
with a clam shell holster.
1110
01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:28,455
It comes with
a leather carrying case.
1111
01:08:28,539 --> 01:08:30,874
It's got a wad cutter
and a full warranty.
1112
01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:32,000
Nicely done.
1113
01:08:32,084 --> 01:08:33,544
What do you call this?
1114
01:08:33,627 --> 01:08:35,421
Careful, careful.
That's a blame-thrower.
1115
01:08:35,504 --> 01:08:38,382
"A blamethrower"?
I'm sorry.
1116
01:08:38,465 --> 01:08:40,426
Your bad attitude
is hurting this team!
1117
01:08:40,509 --> 01:08:42,344
Stop spitting on me!
I already took a shower!
1118
01:08:42,428 --> 01:08:44,722
You need another shower
'cause you stink!
1119
01:08:44,805 --> 01:08:46,306
Want me to get
that zit for you?
1120
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:47,683
I'm really shaking!
1121
01:08:47,766 --> 01:08:50,644
I'm sorry! I'm sorry if
I spit all the time!
1122
01:08:53,981 --> 01:08:56,150
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1123
01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:58,694
No,no,no.No.
1124
01:09:00,112 --> 01:09:02,948
Doctor, you are a genius.
1125
01:09:03,031 --> 01:09:04,283
That's what the card says.
1126
01:09:05,826 --> 01:09:08,996
I still want to be with them
when they go rescue Amazing.
1127
01:09:09,288 --> 01:09:11,206
So why don't you just go back?
1128
01:09:11,290 --> 01:09:13,500
No, I couldn't go back. I just left
this morning. That would be...
1129
01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:14,710
This is my place.
1130
01:09:14,793 --> 01:09:16,128
That would be ridiculous.
1131
01:09:16,336 --> 01:09:18,088
They're your friends.
They'll understand.
1132
01:09:18,172 --> 01:09:21,216
It's clearly what
you want to do.
1133
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:25,471
That actually could work.
I'm Mr. Furious, right?
1134
01:09:25,554 --> 01:09:27,431
I'm unpredictable.
I'm a loose cannon.
1135
01:09:27,514 --> 01:09:29,641
I go storming off. Why can't
I come storming back?
1136
01:09:29,725 --> 01:09:31,935
I mean, it's all in
how you play it, right?
1137
01:09:32,019 --> 01:09:33,771
Or don't play it.
1138
01:09:33,854 --> 01:09:38,400
Just go back, say you're sorry and
help them save Captain Amazing.
1139
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:42,154
You think there's a really angry
way I could say I'm sorry?
1140
01:09:42,237 --> 01:09:43,822
Just 'cause
that's kind of my...
1141
01:09:43,906 --> 01:09:47,201
I gotta stick with the anger
thing 'cause people like that.
1142
01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:53,999
Maybe people like you for
who you really are.
1143
01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,251
You know?
1144
01:09:58,170 --> 01:10:00,130
Okay, I'm gonna go.
1145
01:10:05,511 --> 01:10:07,679
You should go find
your friends.
1146
01:10:20,567 --> 01:10:21,485
Good.
1147
01:10:21,568 --> 01:10:25,531
Now, the three of you will be
like the eagle's claw.
1148
01:10:25,739 --> 01:10:28,826
You will snatch up the hostage
and carry him to safety.
1149
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:33,956
We three scouts are like the eagle's
eye: ever watchful for danger.
1150
01:10:35,207 --> 01:10:36,208
Are you ready?
1151
01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:37,417
Yes.
Ready.
1152
01:10:37,501 --> 01:10:41,922
Then let operation Three-Eyed,
Three-Legged Eagle begin.
1153
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:47,886
Shotgun!
1154
01:10:47,970 --> 01:10:49,930
I think not, my friend.
1155
01:10:58,438 --> 01:11:00,315
Silly twit.
1156
01:11:01,275 --> 01:11:02,860
Give me a second.
1157
01:11:07,531 --> 01:11:08,532
Hey.
1158
01:11:08,615 --> 01:11:09,658
What's up?
1159
01:11:09,783 --> 01:11:11,827
Not a lot.
What's up with you?
1160
01:11:12,494 --> 01:11:13,996
Nothing much.
1161
01:11:16,290 --> 01:11:18,542
Have you seen
my address book?
1162
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,085
No. What did it IO0k like?
1163
01:11:21,295 --> 01:11:25,632
It's denim. It says "Hangloose"onit
with a picture of a kitten.
1164
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,135
No.
1165
01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:33,056
You should probably think
about where you saw it last.
1166
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:34,474
Right.
1167
01:11:42,149 --> 01:11:44,234
I should probably...
1168
01:11:46,862 --> 01:11:50,657
Eddie, there's something
I want to say, okay?
1169
01:11:51,158 --> 01:11:54,620
I'm angry about being
left out of this mission,
1170
01:11:54,995 --> 01:11:57,039
and I'm angry about what's
happening with this team,
1171
01:11:57,122 --> 01:11:59,875
but I'm... I'm...
1172
01:12:02,669 --> 01:12:04,588
Oh, boy.
1173
01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:08,842
Temperature rising.
1174
01:12:10,218 --> 01:12:11,887
Vision blurring.
1175
01:12:12,804 --> 01:12:15,432
Rage taking over.
1176
01:12:15,515 --> 01:12:16,725
Roy, I got an idea.
1177
01:12:16,808 --> 01:12:17,768
Why don't you come with us?
1178
01:12:17,851 --> 01:12:18,936
Okay.
1179
01:12:19,353 --> 01:12:21,146
Rage subsiding.
1180
01:12:22,648 --> 01:12:24,858
Pulse slowing.
1181
01:12:25,817 --> 01:12:27,361
Anger fading.
1182
01:12:31,156 --> 01:12:33,742
That was
quick thinking, Eddie.
1183
01:12:37,162 --> 01:12:39,706
I wouldn't want anyone
to get hurt.
1184
01:13:08,402 --> 01:13:09,403
Drink, drink!
1185
01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:10,570
Mazel tov!
1186
01:13:16,118 --> 01:13:18,412
Right then. I'll go and
scout out a way in.
1187
01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:19,705
What should the signal be?
1188
01:13:19,788 --> 01:13:21,331
"Karee, karee, karoo."
1189
01:13:21,415 --> 01:13:23,750
No, no, what about,
"Whippoorwill, whippoorwill"?
1190
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,002
No. "Karee karoo."
1191
01:13:25,085 --> 01:13:26,086
Yes, but isn't that better?
1192
01:13:26,253 --> 01:13:27,838
Not interested.
1193
01:13:27,921 --> 01:13:30,007
Enough with the cuckoo!
1194
01:13:30,257 --> 01:13:31,174
We have to find
an open window.
1195
01:13:31,258 --> 01:13:32,384
That's what I just said.
1196
01:13:32,467 --> 01:13:34,344
Go, go!
1197
01:13:40,267 --> 01:13:42,060
Does everyone have a drink?
1198
01:13:42,602 --> 01:13:44,062
Yes, we all do!
1199
01:13:44,146 --> 01:13:45,230
You're all good?
1200
01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:48,692
Good. Well, it is wonderful
in my heart
1201
01:13:49,776 --> 01:13:53,280
to see so many
familiar faces once again.
1202
01:13:53,363 --> 01:13:56,366
The Susies,
assassins from the East.
1203
01:13:58,660 --> 01:14:02,914
The Suits, downsizing all
those who dare oppose them.
1204
01:14:02,998 --> 01:14:06,334
And the Furriers,
always dressed to kill.
1205
01:14:11,006 --> 01:14:16,261
And the Frat Boys, still on
probation for lethal hazing.
1206
01:14:16,344 --> 01:14:17,345
Phi Zeta!
1207
01:14:17,429 --> 01:14:20,766
And, of course,
the Not So Goody Mob,
1208
01:14:21,892 --> 01:14:24,227
putting the rhyme into crime!
1209
01:14:24,311 --> 01:14:26,396
The pleasure's all mine,
Frankenstein.
1210
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:29,399
We're about to perpetrate some evil
on these Champion City people.
1211
01:14:29,483 --> 01:14:31,902
Rappin9, snapping, ¢apping.
1212
01:14:31,985 --> 01:14:36,740
Tonight, we are having quite
a party, a surprise party.
1213
01:14:37,824 --> 01:14:40,327
I have a little something
up my sleeve,
1214
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:44,122
and I'm notjust talking about
the wart on my elbow.
1215
01:14:49,669 --> 01:14:53,298
I have created
a beautiful machine
1216
01:14:53,548 --> 01:14:56,760
that is going to encourage
our fellow citizens,
1217
01:14:57,302 --> 01:14:59,930
to share my vision
1218
01:15:00,013 --> 01:15:01,556
of the world!
1219
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:04,935
Can you dig it?
1220
01:15:07,187 --> 01:15:09,314
What about Captain Amazing?
1221
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,735
That is an excellent
question, Big Tobacco.
1222
01:15:14,361 --> 01:15:18,657
What are we gonna do about the greatest
superhero Champion City has ever known?
1223
01:15:19,241 --> 01:15:23,787
For the answer, I want you
all to walk this way.
1224
01:15:24,204 --> 01:15:26,790
Dude, can we bring
the brewskis?
1225
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:31,086
Yes, of course. You may
absolutely bring the brewskis.
1226
01:15:39,678 --> 01:15:41,972
Things look
pretty quiet to me.
1227
01:15:46,434 --> 01:15:48,353
Invisible Boy,
did you just let one go?
1228
01:15:48,436 --> 01:15:49,855
No, that wasn't me.
1229
01:15:49,938 --> 01:15:51,106
Well, it wasn't me.
1230
01:15:57,237 --> 01:15:59,406
Don't run! He'll shoot!
1231
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:11,376
Is he doing what
I think he's doing?
1232
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:18,216
Just go with it.
1233
01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:30,020
Can anybody see anything?
1234
01:16:30,103 --> 01:16:31,188
Hey!
1235
01:16:31,271 --> 01:16:32,981
Who said, "Hey"?
Not me.
1236
01:16:33,064 --> 01:16:35,942
Eddie, you don't
have to say, "Not me," okay?
1237
01:16:36,276 --> 01:16:37,861
If someone says, "Who?"
and you say...
1238
01:16:37,944 --> 01:16:39,696
Hey, morons,
over here.
1239
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,324
It's Captain Amazing!
1240
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:44,659
We've been looking for you.
1241
01:16:44,743 --> 01:16:47,245
Turn on the light switch
behind you.
1242
01:16:49,331 --> 01:16:54,294
My, my. Well, well.
We meet again, Captain?
1243
01:16:54,628 --> 01:16:55,795
We're here
to rescue you.
1244
01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:57,005
Yeah.
1245
01:16:58,215 --> 01:17:01,301
I'm Blue Raja. Do you recall me?
Master of silverware.
1246
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:04,137
You told me to keep up the good
work after the Red Eye skirmish.
1247
01:17:04,221 --> 01:17:07,557
I meet so many people in this
business, but I think so.
1248
01:17:07,641 --> 01:17:10,810
Could you two looate the master
ignition switch on the main console?
1249
01:17:10,894 --> 01:17:12,938
Maybe you could open that up?
1250
01:17:13,021 --> 01:17:14,981
Have you out in two shakes
of a lamb's tail.
1251
01:17:15,148 --> 01:17:16,399
Frightfully uncomfortable.
Great.
1252
01:17:16,483 --> 01:17:17,651
How does this work?
1253
01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:19,277
I've seen one of these things.
1254
01:17:19,361 --> 01:17:22,072
You've got to push
this thing in and twist it.
1255
01:17:22,155 --> 01:17:23,365
Don't force it!
1256
01:17:23,448 --> 01:17:24,866
She's right,
my little friend.
1257
01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:27,827
This contraption is, in fact,
a weapon of mass destruction.
1258
01:17:27,911 --> 01:17:30,121
Casanova plans to turn it
against the city at midnight.
1259
01:17:30,205 --> 01:17:32,165
Something's happening.
1260
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:37,337
Okay, very good. On the wall to your left
you should see two toggles side-by-side.
1261
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:40,548
"Toggles"? What do you mean?
You talking about switches?
1262
01:17:41,174 --> 01:17:42,217
I see them, Captain.
1263
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:43,343
Thank you.
1264
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:44,886
Flip the first toggle.
1265
01:17:44,970 --> 01:17:46,012
Flipping.
1266
01:17:48,348 --> 01:17:49,516
Excellent work.
1267
01:17:49,599 --> 01:17:50,600
Now, flip the...
1268
01:17:50,684 --> 01:17:51,685
Jolly good work, team!
1269
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:54,854
Could you just
stay over there, please?
1270
01:17:55,105 --> 01:17:56,731
Of course.
1271
01:17:59,526 --> 01:18:00,777
Sorry.
1272
01:18:01,319 --> 01:18:03,321
Now flip the second toggle.
1273
01:18:03,405 --> 01:18:04,739
Do as he says.
1274
01:18:04,823 --> 01:18:06,866
The man knows
what of he speaks.
1275
01:18:07,325 --> 01:18:09,577
I'm just gonna
ask you directly:
1276
01:18:09,661 --> 01:18:11,538
Do you know billionaire
Lance Hunt?
1277
01:18:11,621 --> 01:18:13,164
It's me.
1278
01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,626
No, I'm kidding with you.
I've always wanted to do that.
1279
01:18:16,710 --> 01:18:17,752
What's next?
1280
01:18:17,836 --> 01:18:19,754
I just told you,
flip the second toggle.
1281
01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:21,381
Again?
1282
01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:22,549
What do you mean?
1283
01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:24,718
Flip the toggle twice?
1284
01:18:24,801 --> 01:18:25,885
No,no,no.
1285
01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:29,222
Don't do that. Just flip it
again now, one time. Flip it.
1286
01:18:29,723 --> 01:18:31,266
Does he understand
what I'm asking?
1287
01:18:31,349 --> 01:18:35,687
Hold on a second. Exactly how
many toggle flips in total,
1288
01:18:35,770 --> 01:18:37,772
are involved
in this procedure?
1289
01:18:37,897 --> 01:18:41,693
L just... It's... Seven!
1290
01:18:42,277 --> 01:18:43,695
Seven?
Flip it!
1291
01:18:43,778 --> 01:18:44,988
Seven?
1292
01:18:45,071 --> 01:18:46,906
Everybody, hold the phone.
1293
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:50,827
You phrased that incorrectly. We need to
know how many toggle flips are needed,
1294
01:18:50,910 --> 01:18:53,997
notcounfing the gratuitous toggle
flip you may have asked for
1295
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,040
in a moment of panic.
1296
01:18:55,123 --> 01:18:56,082
Flip it!
1297
01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:58,251
Could we just start again?
1298
01:18:58,335 --> 01:19:00,295
Is there some sort of
reset button on this thing?
1299
01:19:00,378 --> 01:19:02,839
No, you little freak,
there's no button for resetting.
1300
01:19:02,922 --> 01:19:04,758
Flip the switch, lady.
Don't stare at me.
1301
01:19:04,841 --> 01:19:06,259
Lift your left arm.
Flip it, you moron!
1302
01:19:06,343 --> 01:19:07,594
You're a moron!
1303
01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:08,678
lam not a moron.
1304
01:19:08,762 --> 01:19:10,972
Do not oall her a moron. That's not oool.
Thank you.
1305
01:19:11,056 --> 01:19:12,682
I Will do it!
1306
01:19:12,766 --> 01:19:14,351
Flip the switch, lady!
Don't look at me like that!
1307
01:19:14,434 --> 01:19:16,269
It's this one, yes?
1308
01:19:18,229 --> 01:19:19,731
Wrong switch.
1309
01:19:37,499 --> 01:19:40,168
Everybody heard me say
"reset button," right?
1310
01:19:40,251 --> 01:19:43,129
Oh, my God,
we killed him.
1311
01:19:43,505 --> 01:19:45,924
What do you mean "we"?
I was right here.
1312
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:03,316
I'm gonna check his pulse.
1313
01:20:08,613 --> 01:20:10,573
I don't think
he's gonna pull through.
1314
01:20:10,657 --> 01:20:13,159
Somebody's coming.
We gotta get outta here.
1315
01:20:13,493 --> 01:20:16,204
Everybody should just keep
holding their horses.
1316
01:20:17,497 --> 01:20:19,999
Go, go, go.
1317
01:20:24,546 --> 01:20:26,965
What the hell, man?
1318
01:20:34,514 --> 01:20:35,849
This sucker's dead.
1319
01:20:35,932 --> 01:20:37,725
What happened to him?
1320
01:20:39,018 --> 01:20:43,523
As you can see,
I have taken Captain Amazing
1321
01:20:44,482 --> 01:20:45,942
out of the picture.
1322
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:49,028
It's time for us to rule.
1323
01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:55,577
Tonight at midnight, I'm
going to do to Champion City
1324
01:20:55,660 --> 01:20:58,204
what I have done
to its greatest superhero.
1325
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:03,376
And there'll still be time
to go up, get down and boogie.
1326
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,379
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
1327
01:21:06,463 --> 01:21:08,214
Where's
Captain Amazing?
1328
01:21:08,756 --> 01:21:10,216
There's been
a bit of a cock-up.
1329
01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:13,761
Guys, I think we got a
little bigger fish to fry right now.
1330
01:21:14,471 --> 01:21:16,473
What the hell was
that machine in there?
1331
01:21:16,556 --> 01:21:19,225
I don't know. But I know
where we can go to find out.
1332
01:21:25,398 --> 01:21:28,067
The vermin are back, Tony.
1333
01:21:29,444 --> 01:21:32,572
Vermin should be
exterminated, Casanova.
1334
01:21:34,032 --> 01:21:38,077
A fish fork is no match
for my machine!
1335
01:21:39,496 --> 01:21:42,332
But I think we should take out
some insurance.
1336
01:21:43,374 --> 01:21:45,043
Don't you think?
1337
01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:46,878
It's
a psychofrakulator.
1338
01:21:46,961 --> 01:21:51,216
It creates a cloud of radically
fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons
1339
01:21:51,299 --> 01:21:53,176
which penetrate
the synaptic relays.
1340
01:21:53,259 --> 01:21:56,554
It's concatenated with a
synchronous transport switoh
1341
01:21:57,096 --> 01:21:59,891
that creates
a virtual tributary.
1342
01:22:00,808 --> 01:22:03,686
It's focused onto
a biobolic reflector.
1343
01:22:03,770 --> 01:22:08,191
And what happens is that
hallucinations become reality
1344
01:22:08,942 --> 01:22:11,027
and the brain is literally
fried from within.
1345
01:22:11,110 --> 01:22:12,070
Where would you get
something like that?
1346
01:22:12,153 --> 01:22:13,154
I don't know.
1347
01:22:13,238 --> 01:22:15,198
They used to say
it couldn't be built.
1348
01:22:15,281 --> 01:22:18,993
The equations were so complex that most
of the scientists who worked on it
1349
01:22:19,077 --> 01:22:20,453
wound up in the insane asylum.
1350
01:22:20,537 --> 01:22:23,957
Which is where Casanova's been
hanging for the last 20 years.
1351
01:22:24,123 --> 01:22:26,709
If he turned that thing on the city,
it'll waste everything in sight.
1352
01:22:26,793 --> 01:22:27,877
BOWLERI Not "if." When.
1353
01:22:27,961 --> 01:22:29,045
We need Captain Amazing.
1354
01:22:29,128 --> 01:22:31,339
Yes, but, unfortunately,
we just killed him.
1355
01:22:31,422 --> 01:22:33,633
Unfortunately,
you killed him.
1356
01:22:33,925 --> 01:22:35,426
Just because you're having
problems at home
1357
01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:36,886
don't mean you can go around
killing people.
1358
01:22:36,970 --> 01:22:41,474
"Oh, sorry. Mummy. I'm English.
I didn't mean it."
1359
01:22:41,683 --> 01:22:44,394
K-I-L-L-E-D.
You killed him.
1360
01:22:44,477 --> 01:22:46,896
You killed him. You did. You were
the one who flicked the switch.
1361
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:50,149
It's the same difference.
He's still dead.
1362
01:22:50,858 --> 01:22:51,901
You did kind of...
1363
01:22:51,985 --> 01:22:53,194
Sphinx!
1364
01:22:55,572 --> 01:22:58,199
What in heaven's name
do we do?
1365
01:22:58,283 --> 01:22:59,742
Sometimes,
1366
01:23:00,118 --> 01:23:04,330
the true hero is the one
with the courage to run away.
1367
01:23:04,789 --> 01:23:06,541
I like the way
this man thinks.
1368
01:23:06,624 --> 01:23:07,792
Let's run.
1369
01:23:08,710 --> 01:23:09,794
We can't run.
1370
01:23:09,877 --> 01:23:12,672
Oh, yes. It's been
established that we can run.
1371
01:23:14,716 --> 01:23:19,053
This is egg salad loaded with cholesterol.
The wife won't even let me touch it.
1372
01:23:20,179 --> 01:23:24,642
Hardly seems to matter now. 'Cause
chances are, we're already dead.
1373
01:23:25,518 --> 01:23:26,978
Amazing is gone.
1374
01:23:27,061 --> 01:23:30,023
There's no use waiting for the
cavalry, because as of this moment,
1375
01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:31,983
the cavalry is us.
1376
01:23:32,066 --> 01:23:33,943
Yeah, but I don't
wanna get frakulated.
1377
01:23:34,027 --> 01:23:35,445
Psychofrakulated.
1378
01:23:35,528 --> 01:23:36,779
We still get frakulated.
1379
01:23:36,863 --> 01:23:38,489
This is our fight,
whether we like it or not.
1380
01:23:38,573 --> 01:23:40,074
Just we few.
1381
01:23:40,158 --> 01:23:42,368
We're not your
classic superheroes.
1382
01:23:42,827 --> 01:23:45,580
We're not the favorites.
We're the other guys.
1383
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:49,125
We're the guys nobody
ever bets on.
1384
01:23:50,627 --> 01:23:52,295
But I tell you what I think.
1385
01:23:52,378 --> 01:23:56,174
You and that ball of yours have an
appointment that you've gotta keep.
1386
01:23:56,549 --> 01:23:59,344
Invisible Boy, I think
it's time you were seen.
1387
01:23:59,927 --> 01:24:02,055
Sphinx, you have
trained us well.
1388
01:24:02,639 --> 01:24:06,809
Dr. Heller, you might just have
given us the edge we need.
1389
01:24:06,893 --> 01:24:09,979
Spleen, I don't wanna
stand behind you.
1390
01:24:10,271 --> 01:24:12,523
But I'll fight beside you
with pride.
1391
01:24:12,982 --> 01:24:15,568
Jeff, you've got
a rare and beautiful gift.
1392
01:24:16,277 --> 01:24:19,072
The city needs you
tonight. And, Roy,
1393
01:24:19,405 --> 01:24:20,948
in all the years
I've known you,
1394
01:24:21,032 --> 01:24:23,534
I've never seen you
walk away from a fight.
1395
01:24:23,785 --> 01:24:25,953
Why, you lifted
a city bus once, man.
1396
01:24:26,037 --> 01:24:29,248
I think you've got what it
takes to handle Casanova.
1397
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:33,002
We're all in over our
heads, and we know it.
1398
01:24:33,211 --> 01:24:36,297
But if we take on this fight,
those of us who survive it
1399
01:24:36,381 --> 01:24:40,760
will forever after show our scars
with pride and say, "That's right.
1400
01:24:41,135 --> 01:24:44,013
"L was there.
I fought the good fight."
1401
01:24:44,555 --> 01:24:46,015
So, what do you say?
1402
01:24:46,099 --> 01:24:51,104
Do we all gather together and
go kick some Casanova butt,
1403
01:24:51,813 --> 01:24:54,399
or do I eat this sandwich?
1404
01:24:54,482 --> 01:24:58,111
I say, what the fork.
Let's do it.
1405
01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:01,948
If we're gonna bust
into that mansion,
1406
01:25:02,031 --> 01:25:03,574
you're gonna need more than
a station wagon.
1407
01:25:03,658 --> 01:25:05,618
At the auto yard, there's this
old Herkimer battle jitney.
1408
01:25:05,702 --> 01:25:06,953
Sally's always telling me
to junk it.
1409
01:25:07,036 --> 01:25:09,455
Wait. You have
a Herkimer battle jitney?
1410
01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:12,625
That's the finest non-lethal
military vehicle ever made.
1411
01:25:12,709 --> 01:25:15,461
All right, we'll meet at the junkyard.
VVe'll go from there.
1412
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:17,922
I shall need more forks,
I'm afraid.
1413
01:25:18,423 --> 01:25:20,883
Those of you with loved ones,
say good-bye before we go.
1414
01:25:20,967 --> 01:25:22,927
You may not get
another chance.
1415
01:25:29,142 --> 01:25:31,102
Seigesund.
1416
01:25:40,653 --> 01:25:41,988
Hey, Mom.
1417
01:25:43,030 --> 01:25:44,949
Jeffrey, what are you doing?
1418
01:25:45,283 --> 01:25:47,410
I was just...
1419
01:25:55,209 --> 01:25:56,919
I'm a superhero, Mother.
1420
01:25:57,503 --> 01:25:59,088
A superhero?
1421
01:25:59,172 --> 01:26:01,299
An effete British superhero,
to be precise.
1422
01:26:01,382 --> 01:26:04,510
I am pilfering your tableware
because I hurl it.
1423
01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:08,973
I hurl it with a deadly accuracy.
The Blue Raja is my name.
1424
01:26:09,056 --> 01:26:11,976
Yes, I know. I don't wear much blue,
and I speak in a British accent.
1425
01:26:12,059 --> 01:26:13,936
But if you know your history, it
really does make perfect sense.
1426
01:26:14,020 --> 01:26:17,607
The point is, your boy's a
limey fork-flinger, Mother.
1427
01:26:17,690 --> 01:26:20,443
Hard cheese to swallow,
but there it is.
1428
01:26:20,526 --> 01:26:22,695
What will the bridge
club think?
1429
01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:29,035
You need more forks?
1430
01:26:32,789 --> 01:26:35,875
These belonged to your
great-great grandmother.
1431
01:26:36,167 --> 01:26:38,461
I was saving these
for your wedding day.
1432
01:26:38,544 --> 01:26:43,549
But from the looks of it, that
day, it's probably a long way off.
1433
01:26:44,133 --> 01:26:47,804
Mom, you're taking this
incredibly well.
1434
01:26:48,387 --> 01:26:50,556
I've always known
you were special,
1435
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:54,560
but I just never realized
how special.
1436
01:27:00,149 --> 01:27:01,692
I'd better get going.
1437
01:27:02,485 --> 01:27:03,694
I've got a city to save.
1438
01:27:03,778 --> 01:27:05,530
Jeffrey?
Yeah?
1439
01:27:05,696 --> 01:27:07,240
Do the accent.
1440
01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:13,204
I'd love to stay and chitchat,
but I fear I must away with me.
1441
01:27:13,287 --> 01:27:16,415
Our metropolis is in
the clutches of madmen.
1442
01:27:16,499 --> 01:27:18,751
Jeffrey? Cheerio.
1443
01:27:18,835 --> 01:27:19,919
I really should get going.
1444
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:21,379
Okay.
1445
01:27:24,632 --> 01:27:26,592
Thanks, Ma.
1446
01:27:35,601 --> 01:27:38,646
I said I was gonna leave
you, and I meant it.
1447
01:27:40,147 --> 01:27:44,110
The city's in peril, Lucille.
We're the best hope they've got.
1448
01:27:44,861 --> 01:27:47,446
Eddie, please don't start.
1449
01:27:47,905 --> 01:27:49,866
I don't expect you
to believe me.
1450
01:27:49,949 --> 01:27:53,619
L just came by
to tell you that I love you.
1451
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,122
Tell the kids I love them.
1452
01:27:56,622 --> 01:27:59,792
And now, good-bye.
1453
01:28:00,459 --> 01:28:01,961
Good-bye, Eddie.
1454
01:28:03,421 --> 01:28:05,590
I won't be here
when you come home.
1455
01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,134
Well, that's a chance
I'm gonna have to take.
1456
01:28:08,217 --> 01:28:12,013
Otherwise, there may not be
a home to come back to.
1457
01:28:21,981 --> 01:28:23,691
Wish me luck.
1458
01:28:32,033 --> 01:28:34,201
Hi.
1459
01:28:34,285 --> 01:28:35,244
You Okay?
1460
01:28:35,328 --> 01:28:37,455
I wanted to say
I had a great time tonight.
1461
01:28:37,538 --> 01:28:39,624
And you were
really nice to me.
1462
01:28:39,707 --> 01:28:43,169
And I would love to,
to ask you out sometime.
1463
01:28:43,252 --> 01:28:46,631
But if I don't call you, I want you
to know it's because I'm dead.
1464
01:28:46,714 --> 01:28:49,884
Me and my team, we're gonna
take on Casanova Frankenstein.
1465
01:28:49,967 --> 01:28:52,553
And it's pretty much
a suicide mission.
1466
01:28:52,637 --> 01:28:56,849
So, if there is anything that
you wanna say to me,
1467
01:28:57,141 --> 01:29:00,811
now would probably be a good
time to say it, just 'cause...
1468
01:29:00,895 --> 01:29:02,897
Yeah, I got
a question for you.
1469
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:04,148
Cool. Kick it.
1470
01:29:04,231 --> 01:29:05,942
What's your name?
1471
01:29:06,067 --> 01:29:08,903
Do you mean my secret identity?
'Cause I couldn't.
1472
01:29:09,028 --> 01:29:11,739
No, I just,
you know, mean your name.
1473
01:29:13,074 --> 01:29:14,575
My name.
1474
01:29:16,494 --> 01:29:17,703
Okay.
1475
01:29:19,830 --> 01:29:22,875
It's Phoenix.
1476
01:29:24,085 --> 01:29:26,379
Phoenix Dark.
1477
01:29:27,380 --> 01:29:29,715
Dirk. Phoenix...
1478
01:29:30,925 --> 01:29:31,968
Dark-Dirk.
1479
01:29:32,051 --> 01:29:35,346
It was...
I was christened Dirk Steele,
1480
01:29:35,429 --> 01:29:36,639
and I changed it to Phoenix.
1481
01:29:36,722 --> 01:29:38,849
Forget about it.
It's okay.
1482
01:29:45,731 --> 01:29:47,191
It's Roy.
1483
01:29:48,859 --> 01:29:50,987
That's my name.
My name is...
1484
01:29:52,405 --> 01:29:54,824
My real name is Roy.
1485
01:30:14,385 --> 01:30:16,971
Just be Roy.
1486
01:30:26,939 --> 01:30:30,776
Roy, the Roy. Yes, I'm Roy.
1487
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:32,445
Who is Roy? Roy is who?
1488
01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:34,321
He's freaking out, man.
1489
01:30:34,405 --> 01:30:37,033
Where's the guy who pretends
not to be Roy?
1490
01:30:37,116 --> 01:30:39,201
We've had quite enough
of that. Just stop it.
1491
01:30:39,285 --> 01:30:42,204
Just snap out of it.
We're tired of it.
1492
01:30:42,288 --> 01:30:46,792
I'm a wannabe. A true wannabe,
in the worst sense of the...
1493
01:30:46,959 --> 01:30:48,919
You guys are gonna have to go
fight this battle without me.
1494
01:30:49,003 --> 01:30:51,422
You start doubting your super
powers, you are shafted.
1495
01:30:51,505 --> 01:30:54,925
If I had any super powers, I guess I
would be in trouble, but I don't.
1496
01:30:55,009 --> 01:30:56,635
What do I do?
I go...
1497
01:30:58,012 --> 01:31:00,389
What are you talking about?
You lifted a bus once.
1498
01:31:00,473 --> 01:31:03,225
Precisely.
That story's legendary.
1499
01:31:03,309 --> 01:31:06,437
It was really more of a push,
really, than a lift.
1500
01:31:06,645 --> 01:31:09,356
That still takes incredible
superhuman strength.
1501
01:31:09,732 --> 01:31:12,068
It does, to push
an entire bus out the way.
1502
01:31:12,151 --> 01:31:15,154
Actually, the driver kind of had
his foot on the accelerator,
1503
01:31:15,237 --> 01:31:17,364
just in the beginning, just to get
it going, then it actually was me.
1504
01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:19,575
But he kind of...
1505
01:31:22,161 --> 01:31:23,746
Oh, shit.
1506
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,127
Excuse me.
1507
01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:36,133
It's a process which results in
an accelerated flow of electrons
1508
01:31:36,217 --> 01:31:38,302
that creates such
a powerful magnetic force.
1509
01:31:38,385 --> 01:31:40,971
This is basically
like a huge electromagnet.
1510
01:31:41,138 --> 01:31:44,266
Actually, it's
an electro-nuclear-magnet.
1511
01:31:44,517 --> 01:31:45,935
It's the next
inevitable phase.
1512
01:31:46,018 --> 01:31:48,437
Vis, can you
close up those jockey boxes?
1513
01:31:48,521 --> 01:31:49,522
Right On it.
1514
01:31:49,647 --> 01:31:53,150
Let's get suited up.
We're out of here in five.
1515
01:31:57,613 --> 01:31:59,031
It's time.
1516
01:32:01,117 --> 01:32:02,535
Let's go.
1517
01:32:54,378 --> 01:32:55,504
Shotgun!
1518
01:32:55,588 --> 01:32:57,131
I've already called it,
didn't I?
1519
01:32:57,214 --> 01:32:58,257
Have a seat, my friend.
1520
01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,675
Everybody ready?
1521
01:33:00,176 --> 01:33:02,011
And we have lift-off.
1522
01:33:02,094 --> 01:33:04,013
May the forks
be with us.
1523
01:33:09,018 --> 01:33:10,853
I'm sorry.
Too much throttle.
1524
01:33:10,936 --> 01:33:12,521
That's cool.
I'm just gonna go.
1525
01:33:12,605 --> 01:33:13,981
Yo, sit down!
1526
01:33:14,064 --> 01:33:15,357
All right,
here we go.
1527
01:33:29,663 --> 01:33:31,457
Va ya con Dios.
1528
01:33:35,836 --> 01:33:37,796
Somebody do something.
We need him.
1529
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:40,382
Let's do this.
You're a very furious man.
1530
01:33:40,466 --> 01:33:42,343
Do you understand that?
No.
1531
01:33:42,426 --> 01:33:45,554
You got a lot to be furious
about, and I'll tell you why.
1532
01:33:45,638 --> 01:33:49,725
You're not well-liked. You're
abrasive and off-putting.
1533
01:33:49,808 --> 01:33:52,102
You try and say pithy things,
but your wit is a hindrance,
1534
01:33:52,186 --> 01:33:54,104
and so therefore,
nothing is provocative.
1535
01:33:54,188 --> 01:33:57,233
It's just mixed metaphors. Now,
doesn't that make you angry?
1536
01:33:57,316 --> 01:33:59,193
Does it infuriate you?
No.
1537
01:33:59,276 --> 01:34:02,321
It should. Are you angry?
Come on, man!
1538
01:34:02,488 --> 01:34:04,490
Your penmanship is atrocious.
1539
01:34:04,573 --> 01:34:06,492
You dress
like a male prostitute.
1540
01:34:11,664 --> 01:34:14,875
Get real! I have
no powers whatsoever.
1541
01:34:15,251 --> 01:34:17,753
If he has no powers,
maybe I've got no powers.
1542
01:34:17,836 --> 01:34:19,546
Maybe I can't turn
invisible at all.
1543
01:34:19,630 --> 01:34:21,340
Do not go there,
my son.
1544
01:34:21,423 --> 01:34:24,301
When you doubt your powers,
you give power to your doubts.
1545
01:34:24,385 --> 01:34:28,430
I don't mean to be alarmist,
but it's half 11:00 already.
1546
01:34:28,514 --> 01:34:31,016
Thirty minutes till Casanova
blows up the city.
1547
01:34:31,100 --> 01:34:35,229
Listen. We've got
a blind date with destiny.
1548
01:34:36,772 --> 01:34:39,692
And it looks like
she's ordered the lobster.
1549
01:34:43,112 --> 01:34:45,114
We're gonna ram the gate!
1550
01:35:03,048 --> 01:35:06,719
What do you think? Should we
knock or just let ourselves in?
1551
01:35:22,985 --> 01:35:24,570
Hit the ground!
1552
01:35:41,295 --> 01:35:43,088
They're shooting!
1553
01:35:59,855 --> 01:36:02,941
I hope this magnet
thing works.
1554
01:36:16,747 --> 01:36:19,208
It's working.
1555
01:36:29,802 --> 01:36:31,303
GO! GQ!
1556
01:36:33,764 --> 01:36:36,475
Everybody, into
the disco room.
1557
01:36:40,187 --> 01:36:43,399
Everyone, through here.
Keep moving.
1558
01:36:44,024 --> 01:36:46,235
Focus, people. Focus.
Let's go.
1559
01:36:52,825 --> 01:36:54,159
Hello?
1560
01:37:02,584 --> 01:37:03,836
Wait!
1561
01:37:12,428 --> 01:37:14,221
Laser eye.
1562
01:37:25,858 --> 01:37:27,943
I knew I should have brought
my large pie server.
1563
01:37:28,026 --> 01:37:31,113
If we can't get through that
door, this battle is over.
1564
01:37:35,242 --> 01:37:38,412
This is it? My time has come.
1565
01:37:39,830 --> 01:37:42,583
What are you
talking about?
1566
01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:44,668
Wait. Invisible Boy.
1567
01:37:44,751 --> 01:37:45,836
I wouldn't do that, if...
1568
01:37:45,919 --> 01:37:47,588
Come back here.
You'll be cremated.
1569
01:37:47,671 --> 01:37:49,131
It's all about me now.
1570
01:37:49,214 --> 01:37:50,966
I'm the only one
that can save us.
1571
01:37:51,049 --> 01:37:52,134
He's right.
1572
01:37:52,217 --> 01:37:53,594
Good luck, son.
1573
01:37:53,677 --> 01:37:54,803
Nobody look at me.
1574
01:37:54,887 --> 01:37:57,473
Don't look at him,
or it won't work.
1575
01:37:57,556 --> 01:37:59,141
I am transparent.
1576
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:02,853
lam like the window.
I am see-through.
1577
01:38:03,103 --> 01:38:04,897
I'm like Saran Wrap.
1578
01:38:14,907 --> 01:38:18,243
I did it! I'm invisible!
I really do have super powers.
1579
01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,412
Can you see me?
1580
01:38:20,662 --> 01:38:22,331
Yes.
1581
01:38:23,499 --> 01:38:25,250
Two hands there, son.
1582
01:38:25,334 --> 01:38:29,588
Maybe you should put some shorts on
if you wanna keep fighting evil.
1583
01:38:30,589 --> 01:38:33,425
Furriers, you will stay here
and delay the attackers.
1584
01:38:33,509 --> 01:38:38,514
Not So Goody Mob, fight from behind.
The rest of you, into the atrium.
1585
01:38:38,597 --> 01:38:41,517
And spread yourself out
for a second wave of attack.
1586
01:38:52,778 --> 01:38:55,113
The door. Door.
1587
01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:59,451
On three. One, two, three.
1588
01:39:13,507 --> 01:39:14,967
Shrink them.
1589
01:39:28,063 --> 01:39:32,234
I say, they've gone from
junior to missy petite.
1590
01:39:33,527 --> 01:39:36,071
Now that's a wedgie
she won't soon forget.
1591
01:39:36,780 --> 01:39:39,825
My pants feel like
they're shrinking too.
1592
01:39:45,497 --> 01:39:47,207
This way!
1593
01:39:47,291 --> 01:39:48,500
Look out!
1594
01:39:53,922 --> 01:39:55,299
I got a bone to pick with you.
1595
01:39:55,382 --> 01:39:58,010
Hold it, Little Daddy.
1596
01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:00,679
You know what?
Y'all make me sick.
1597
01:40:10,022 --> 01:40:12,733
Give me that gun.
1598
01:40:16,069 --> 01:40:17,279
I got them.
1599
01:40:17,362 --> 01:40:18,363
Disco forever!
1600
01:40:18,739 --> 01:40:21,199
Invisible Boy, Spleen.
Susies.
1601
01:41:12,125 --> 01:41:14,211
Dig this, Shovel Man.
1602
01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:23,720
Duck! It's the Susies!
1603
01:41:23,804 --> 01:41:25,055
Grab the gun.
1604
01:41:25,138 --> 01:41:26,139
It's stuck.
1605
01:41:26,932 --> 01:41:28,308
Coast clear?
1606
01:41:28,392 --> 01:41:30,102
Shoot anyway.
1607
01:41:32,938 --> 01:41:34,106
I'm scared.
1608
01:41:34,189 --> 01:41:35,565
No, you're not scared.
Be strong.
1609
01:41:35,649 --> 01:41:38,318
Say it with me
"I ain't scared of no Susies."
1610
01:41:38,402 --> 01:41:39,403
I am scared of the Susies.
1611
01:41:39,486 --> 01:41:40,654
Say "I'm not scared
of no Susies."
1612
01:41:40,737 --> 01:41:42,698
Come on. You ready?
1613
01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:44,741
Let's go!
1614
01:41:52,874 --> 01:41:55,127
Dive! Dive!
1615
01:42:06,012 --> 01:42:07,639
I'm hit!
1616
01:42:07,764 --> 01:42:08,724
Where?
1617
01:42:08,807 --> 01:42:10,934
I'm hit! Medic!
Medic! Man down!
1618
01:42:11,017 --> 01:42:13,228
Man down! I can't feel my ass.
What?
1619
01:42:13,311 --> 01:42:15,230
I can't feel my ass.
What?
1620
01:42:15,313 --> 01:42:16,606
Your powers still work?
1621
01:42:16,690 --> 01:42:17,899
My powers?
Yeah.
1622
01:42:17,983 --> 01:42:19,609
Weapons check.
1623
01:42:21,361 --> 01:42:23,572
Fire in the hole! Pull!
1624
01:42:28,243 --> 01:42:29,578
It'll do.
1625
01:42:30,162 --> 01:42:33,832
Go check on Spleen, okay?
Okay. All right.
1626
01:42:37,169 --> 01:42:38,670
You ought to run, Tony P.
1627
01:42:38,754 --> 01:42:41,173
You can't hurt me,
Baby Bowler.
1628
01:42:42,466 --> 01:42:44,217
'Cause I'm protected
1629
01:42:46,011 --> 01:42:49,848
by the god of hair care.
1630
01:42:50,599 --> 01:42:52,934
And it's time to send you
back to your daddy.
1631
01:42:53,018 --> 01:42:54,102
You killed my father.
1632
01:42:54,186 --> 01:42:56,688
That's right.
'Cause I'm a killer.
1633
01:42:56,855 --> 01:43:00,233
And you're not.
Let's face it, kid.
1634
01:43:00,317 --> 01:43:02,486
You don't have
the guts to kill me.
1635
01:43:02,778 --> 01:43:05,947
You're right. I don't have
the guts to kill you.
1636
01:43:06,031 --> 01:43:09,034
Because I'm better than you.
Yeah, that's right.
1637
01:43:09,326 --> 01:43:10,702
A lot better.
1638
01:43:11,703 --> 01:43:15,540
You know, I may even find the
courage to forgive you someday.
1639
01:43:24,549 --> 01:43:28,637
Carmine, on the other hand, feels
differently than I do about forgiveness.
1640
01:43:30,764 --> 01:43:33,892
Now I'm going back to graduate school.
That was the agreement.
1641
01:43:33,975 --> 01:43:36,853
We're doing it. We're winning.
We're gonna pull this off.
1642
01:43:36,937 --> 01:43:39,189
I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
1643
01:43:39,898 --> 01:43:43,735
Tell your funny-looking friends to
put down their weapons, Mr. Furious.
1644
01:43:43,819 --> 01:43:46,279
Just get out of here. He's crazy.
Save yourselves.
1645
01:43:46,363 --> 01:43:50,659
Put them down or I will slash your
girlfriend's pretty little throat.
1646
01:43:51,034 --> 01:43:53,578
Eddie, Jeff, do what he says.
1647
01:43:58,208 --> 01:43:59,918
Thank you.
1648
01:44:00,252 --> 01:44:04,130
It's so easy to get the best of people
when they care about each other.
1649
01:44:05,173 --> 01:44:07,759
Which is why evil
will always have the edge.
1650
01:44:08,218 --> 01:44:11,847
You good guys are always
so bound by the rules.
1651
01:44:18,770 --> 01:44:21,398
You see, I kill my own men.
1652
01:44:27,821 --> 01:44:29,781
And lucky me.
1653
01:44:30,282 --> 01:44:32,242
I get the girl.
1654
01:44:33,201 --> 01:44:35,412
No!
1655
01:45:02,022 --> 01:45:06,902
Don't worry. It will all
be over so very quickly.
1656
01:45:11,323 --> 01:45:12,574
What are you doing?
1657
01:45:12,657 --> 01:45:15,243
They must have ripped the "Q"
section out of my dictionary,
1658
01:45:15,327 --> 01:45:18,622
'cause I don't know the
meaning of the word "quit."
1659
01:45:32,510 --> 01:45:35,597
You want
a little fisticuffs? Okay.
1660
01:45:39,309 --> 01:45:40,977
Get him, Roy.
1661
01:45:46,191 --> 01:45:47,859
Come on, Roy!
1662
01:46:01,831 --> 01:46:03,541
It's the funkyskunkulator!
1663
01:46:03,667 --> 01:46:04,709
We've got to stop it.
1664
01:46:04,793 --> 01:46:06,378
Don't touch any toggles.
1665
01:46:08,046 --> 01:46:10,715
Rage taking over.
1666
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:13,259
Ja. We've heard
all that before.
1667
01:46:14,886 --> 01:46:16,304
No, no.
1668
01:46:16,554 --> 01:46:19,057
Rage really taking over.
1669
01:47:09,691 --> 01:47:12,485
Frak-you later, Frankenpuss.
1670
01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:21,327
Yeah!
1671
01:47:39,888 --> 01:47:41,473
Get out of here.
1672
01:47:46,770 --> 01:47:48,438
Hit the deck.
1673
01:47:52,275 --> 01:47:54,319
How do we shut
this thing down?
1674
01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:57,447
Group hug!
1675
01:47:57,530 --> 01:47:59,324
Yeah! Okay!
Yeah!
1676
01:48:05,205 --> 01:48:06,247
Hurry UP!
1677
01:48:06,331 --> 01:48:08,166
Get her closer to the hole!
1678
01:48:11,586 --> 01:48:14,255
Dad, this is the way
it has to be.
1679
01:48:14,547 --> 01:48:17,967
The upshot is you won't be killed
because you're already dead.
1680
01:48:18,176 --> 01:48:19,928
No, I'm not going with you.
1681
01:48:20,011 --> 01:48:23,807
If there's a time for separation, let
me tell you something, this is it.
1682
01:48:23,890 --> 01:48:24,933
Lift me up.
1683
01:48:25,016 --> 01:48:26,017
Push her up.
1684
01:48:26,101 --> 01:48:28,978
Help me lift her up.
Help her.
1685
01:48:29,062 --> 01:48:32,816
You can do it. Hold on.
1686
01:48:35,610 --> 01:48:37,445
Do it!
1687
01:48:37,529 --> 01:48:38,696
I love you, Dad!
1688
01:48:49,457 --> 01:48:51,459
Run! Run!
1689
01:48:51,543 --> 01:48:52,794
Let's get out of here!
1690
01:48:52,919 --> 01:48:55,046
Run for your lives!
1691
01:48:59,217 --> 01:49:00,593
Run!
1692
01:49:08,810 --> 01:49:10,311
Go!
1693
01:49:19,112 --> 01:49:20,780
GO! GQ!
1694
01:49:33,126 --> 01:49:35,837
No one could survive
the chaos we've just witnessed here.
1695
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:39,924
But as the dust begins to settle over
the ruins of the Casanova's mansion,
1696
01:49:40,258 --> 01:49:42,218
the question remains.
1697
01:49:42,302 --> 01:49:46,389
Who were these brave heroes that gave
their lives to save our city tonight?
1698
01:49:46,556 --> 01:49:49,517
Did that frakulator work, or what?
What's the deal there?
1699
01:49:49,601 --> 01:49:51,853
Look. Something's moving.
People are coming out.
1700
01:49:51,936 --> 01:49:53,730
Could you tell us
what's going on?
1701
01:49:53,813 --> 01:49:55,273
NEWSCASTERI Hi. Excuse me.
1702
01:49:55,356 --> 01:49:58,318
Can you tell us
what happened here tonight?
1703
01:49:58,943 --> 01:50:00,069
We did it.
We won.
1704
01:50:00,153 --> 01:50:01,362
Hey, that's my team.
1705
01:50:01,905 --> 01:50:05,116
We struck down evil with
the mighty sword of teamwork
1706
01:50:05,325 --> 01:50:06,868
and the hammer
of not-bickering.
1707
01:50:06,951 --> 01:50:10,205
We are number one. All others
are number two or lower.
1708
01:50:10,288 --> 01:50:11,664
Who are you guys?
1709
01:50:12,457 --> 01:50:13,625
They call me the Shoveler.
1710
01:50:13,708 --> 01:50:16,127
That's my dad.
1711
01:50:17,295 --> 01:50:18,796
My hero.
I'm the Bowler.
1712
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:20,006
Hello.
1713
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,803
Blue Raja,
master of silverware. Hi, Mom.
1714
01:50:25,887 --> 01:50:28,765
I mean, cheerio, Mummy.
1715
01:50:29,015 --> 01:50:30,558
Jeffrey.
1716
01:50:30,642 --> 01:50:31,726
REPORTER; And you, sir.
1717
01:50:31,809 --> 01:50:33,978
What's your name
and your superpower?
1718
01:50:34,062 --> 01:50:35,063
My name's Roy.
1719
01:50:36,105 --> 01:50:38,816
I'm in a super amount of pain right now.
Could you please leave me alone?
1720
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:43,321
His name's Mr. Furious, and his power
comes from his boundless rage.
1721
01:50:43,404 --> 01:50:47,283
Excuse me. Could I say something? I
think we would all like this victory
1722
01:50:47,367 --> 01:50:49,410
to go out to
all the other guys.
1723
01:50:49,494 --> 01:50:52,121
I'm talking about the people in this
city who are super good at their jobs
1724
01:50:52,205 --> 01:50:55,416
but never get any credit,
like the lady in the D.M.V.
1725
01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:56,709
That's a rough job.
1726
01:50:56,793 --> 01:50:57,919
To the people
that rememberjingles
1727
01:50:58,002 --> 01:50:59,921
from tons of old commercials.
1728
01:51:00,004 --> 01:51:02,590
And people that support local music
and seek out independent film.
1729
01:51:02,674 --> 01:51:05,927
And the guy that drives the snow plow.
And the school nurse...
1730
01:51:06,010 --> 01:51:07,804
Eddie, Eddie,
I think they got the point.
1731
01:51:07,887 --> 01:51:09,681
What's the name of this group?
1732
01:51:09,764 --> 01:51:10,932
The Super Dudes.
1733
01:51:11,015 --> 01:51:12,642
No, not the Super Dudes.
1734
01:51:12,725 --> 01:51:15,979
We don't have a name yet, but
definitely not the Super Dudes.
1735
01:51:16,062 --> 01:51:17,772
I gotta get home.
It's late.
1736
01:51:17,855 --> 01:51:20,108
Picture, picture time.
1737
01:51:22,986 --> 01:51:26,656
Whatever you call them, Champion City
will forever owe a debt of gratitude
1738
01:51:26,739 --> 01:51:28,741
to these mystery men.
1739
01:51:28,950 --> 01:51:33,913
Wait. That's it.
We are the Super Squad.
1740
01:51:34,372 --> 01:51:39,294
No! Alliteration in
these situations is corny.
1741
01:51:39,919 --> 01:51:43,798
What? Yes, we're all very
aware that you saved the day,
1742
01:51:43,881 --> 01:51:47,927
and I'm sure we'll be hearing about
it for the rest of our lives.
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