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[gasping] 9 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:11,837 [gasping] 10 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:17,109 [instant message chime] oh yeah. 11 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,343 Oh yeah. oh my god poo bare, 12 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,712 Oh my god poo bare, i'm so glad you're here. 13 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:28,420 [moaning] 1,000 dudes are jerking off 14 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,589 1,000 dudes are jerking off to me right now. 15 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,459 To me right now. but poo bare, 16 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:37,129 But poo bare, this one's for you baby. 17 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,864 This one's for you baby. oh yeah. 18 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,466 Oh yeah. [instant message chime] 19 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,467 [instant message chime] yeah! 20 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,368 Yeah! oh my god. 21 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,271 Oh my god. ohh yeah, oh god. 22 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:49,741 Ohh yeah, oh god. oh, feels so fucking good. 23 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,143 Oh, feels so fucking good. oh my god. 24 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,412 Oh my god. oh, it feels so good 25 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,214 Oh, it feels so good in my pussy. 26 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,748 In my pussy. oh yeah. 27 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,584 Oh yeah. [gasping] 28 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,351 [gasping] 29 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,754 Oh my god. oh yeah. 30 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,723 Oh yeah. oh fuck. 31 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,758 Oh fuck. holy fuck. 32 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,593 Holy fuck. [instant message chime] 33 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,260 [instant message chime] oh, you're gonna 34 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,528 Oh, you're gonna make me come, poo bare, 35 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,362 Make me come, poo bare, i'm gonna come for you 36 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,663 I'm gonna come for you i'm gonna come for you 37 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,198 I'm gonna come for you poo bare. 38 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,235 Poo bare. oh god, oh my god! 39 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,336 Oh god, oh my god! [gasping] 40 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:33,252 [gasping] 41 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:43,962 Oh my god. oh my god. 42 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,366 Oh my god. that was so fucking-- guys. 43 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,702 That was so fucking-- guys. guys. 44 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,739 Guys. that was fucking amazing. 45 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:57,442 That was fucking amazing. aw, thank you. 46 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,479 Aw, thank you. ew, that's so gross scooby. 47 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,248 Ew, that's so gross scooby. [laughing] 48 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,550 [laughing] that's so funny. 49 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,350 That's so funny. oh my god, did you know 50 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,585 Oh my god, did you know poo bare is actually like, 51 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,854 Poo bare is actually like, a state trooper? 52 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,822 A state trooper? [laughing] 53 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,458 [laughing] oh, you're blocked scooby! 54 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,394 Oh, you're blocked scooby! [instant message chime] 55 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:19,631 Guys. tomorrow's the 4th of july, 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,600 Tomorrow's the 4th of july, so that means my new website 57 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,801 So that means my new website will be launching soon, 58 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,304 Will be launching soon, kingkelly.com. 59 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,638 Kingkelly.com. check back all day because 60 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,506 Check back all day because you never know 61 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,309 You never know what i might post. 62 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,244 Okay, i have to go because i'm gonna go see 63 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,245 Because i'm gonna go see transformers 3 for like, 64 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:33,946 Transformers 3 for like, the 3rd time. 65 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,747 The 3rd time. [laughing] 66 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,548 [laughing] can you guys tip me 67 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,550 Can you guys tip me some more please? 68 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,421 [instant message chime] thanks! 69 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,456 Thanks! [typing] 70 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,924 [typing] love you. 71 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:49,361 Love you. bye. 72 00:03:49,363 --> 00:05:18,717 A�� music 73 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:28,393 [dog breathing] > you're so cute. 74 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:44,743 [sighs] 75 00:05:44,745 --> 00:06:10,502 Shot this a couple nights ago. 76 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:17,642 Oh my god i feel so gross right now. 77 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:18,143 So gross right now. i have to get ready 78 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,179 I have to get ready before jordan gets here. 79 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,149 Before jordan gets here. i have to put my lashes on. 80 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:32,924 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-dooo. prince rocket has lift off!! 81 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:38,663 Prince rocket has lift off!! [mimicking rocket noises] 82 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:41,166 [mimicking rocket noises] flying into the next dimention! 83 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,868 Flying into the next dimention! reaching the vortex!! 84 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,704 Reaching the vortex!! shhh. 85 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:46,972 Shhh. wanna see mr. prince, daddy? 86 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,640 Wanna see mr. prince, daddy? >> stop it, not today, 87 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,909 >> stop it, not today, hun, please. 88 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,511 hun, please. > [on tv] they were precious, 89 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,946 > [on tv] they were precious, they were paid for, in blood!! 90 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,082 they were paid for, in blood!! [crowd cheering & clapping] 91 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,017 >> there's nothing to eat in here. 92 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:02,187 what are you talking about, there's plenty of things to eat. 93 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,723 [whispering] go wish your father happy birthday. 94 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,691 your father happy birthday. >> i'm going to later, jesus! 95 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,193 >> i'm going to later, jesus! > aw, don't eat that 96 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,694 > aw, don't eat that for breakfast. 97 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,029 for breakfast. >> why not? 98 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,130 >> why not? mm, tasty. 99 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,932 > you want me to make you an egg? 100 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,533 an egg? >> no, i don't 101 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,202 >> no, i don't feel like an egg, mom. 102 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,737 feel like an egg, mom. this is what i want. 103 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,539 this is what i want. > i'm gonna make you breakfast. 104 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,072 > i'm gonna make you breakfast. >> hey mr. prince, 105 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:21,940 >> hey mr. prince, you want a cheese ball? 106 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,942 you want a cheese ball? > no, don't give him that! 107 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:24,810 > no, don't give him that! >> look, mr. prince! 108 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:25,510 >> look, mr. prince! > stop! 109 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,212 > stop! you do not feed the dog 110 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,513 you do not feed the dog junk like that! 111 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,748 junk like that! >> get it mr. prince, get it! 112 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,615 >> get it mr. prince, get it! go! 113 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,184 go! get it mr. prince! 114 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:34,586 get it mr. prince! > that's not good for him. 115 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,621 > that's not good for him. >> woah, nice ass. 116 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,057 >> woah, nice ass. > oh, thank you. 117 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,193 > oh, thank you. >> i get it from you. 118 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,027 >> i get it from you. you should be. 119 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,061 you should be. well, i'm proud of it. 120 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,832 well, i'm proud of it. proud of my ass. 121 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,999 proud of my ass. oh my god is that jordan? 122 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,268 oh my god is that jordan? > i think so. 123 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,503 > i think so. >> jordan! 124 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:52,604 >> jordan! > good morning, jordan. 125 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,072 > good morning, jordan. happy 4th of july. 126 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,741 happy 4th of july. >> jordan come here! 127 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:57,976 >> jordan come here! why are you late? 128 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,244 why are you late? > hey kelly. 129 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,145 > hey kelly. >> you're a big pizza head. 130 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:00,879 >> you're a big pizza head. > i know i'm sorry 131 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:01,746 > i know i'm sorry i was at matt's. 132 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,281 wake me up early so we could start 133 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,082 so we could start working on my website. 134 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,817 working on my website. > i know, i'm sorry. 135 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,586 > i know, i'm sorry. doesn't that look stupid? 136 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,287 doesn't that look stupid? [laughing] 137 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,922 [laughing] pizza. 138 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:11,957 pizza. >> oh my god, 139 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,191 >> oh my god, that's awesome. 140 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,659 that's awesome. i'm a genius. 141 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,026 i'm a genius. come on, 142 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,228 let's go work on it. > honey, aren't you gonna 143 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,696 > honey, aren't you gonna eat something? 144 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,530 eat something? >> no, don't bother us, 145 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,030 >> no, don't bother us, 'cause we're doing 146 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,000 'cause we're doing important stuff in my room. 147 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:28,907 > oh my god we're cute! look at us! 148 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:29,808 look at us! >> we gotta focus on my website, 149 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,943 >> we gotta focus on my website, we gotta post videos, jordan! 150 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:32,711 we gotta post videos, jordan! > [laughing] 151 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,246 > [laughing] oh my god, kelly, geez, 152 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:35,714 oh my god, kelly, geez, why do you have that up? 153 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:36,982 why do you have that up? >> how about i could just 154 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,316 >> how about i could just like get like, 155 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,086 like get like, dance around in my bra. 156 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,121 dance around in my bra. > classic. 157 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,122 > classic. wait, are you filming yourself? 158 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,857 wait, are you filming yourself? >> yeah. 159 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,125 >> yeah. > [laughing] 160 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:47,826 > [laughing] wait, i'm supposed to 161 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,261 wait, i'm supposed to be filming you. 162 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,228 be filming you. >> yeah, okay. 163 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,665 >> yeah, okay. rwar! 164 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,133 rwar! kill the dolphin! 165 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,035 kill the dolphin! [laughing] 166 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:57,802 [laughing] > [indistinct] 167 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,704 > [indistinct] king neptune. 168 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,338 king neptune. >> what the hell, 169 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,706 >> what the hell, how do i do that? 170 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,307 how do i do that? > [indistinct] 171 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,075 > [indistinct] get it? 172 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,176 get it? >> oh my god, 173 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,578 >> oh my god, you're such a nerd. 174 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,213 you're such a nerd. alright, i gotta be sexy, 175 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,180 alright, i gotta be sexy, jordan! 176 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,882 jordan! > okay, okay. 177 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,816 > okay, okay. >> what do i do? 178 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:12,984 >> what do i do? > yeah. 179 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:13,919 > yeah. [laughing] 180 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,619 [laughing] >> that's really not 181 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:15,253 >> that's really not sexy at all! 182 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,021 sexy at all! oh my god! 183 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,589 oh my god! alright, come on. 184 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,223 alright, come on. come on. 185 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,624 come on. i gotta get my... 186 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,960 i gotta get my... [laughing] 187 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,128 [laughing] alright, for real, 188 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,062 alright, for real, for real. 189 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,764 for real. > okay. 190 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:29,234 > okay. >> alright, wait, ready? 191 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,135 >> alright, wait, ready? superwoman! 192 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,770 superwoman! i'm superhero! 193 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,339 i'm superhero! > yeah, that looks so real. 194 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:37,342 > yeah, that looks so real. >> oh my god. 195 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,243 >> oh my god. > i love fans, you can do 196 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,345 > i love fans, you can do so much with the fans. 197 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:43,048 you should do more videos with fans. 198 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,084 with fans. like a super model. 199 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,954 like a super model. >> yeah. 200 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,355 >> yeah. [laughing] 201 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,290 [laughing] oh, it feels good in this fan. 202 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,692 oh, it feels good in this fan. > you look so good. 203 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,794 >> oh my god jordan, you're so nice. 204 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,197 > did you really tell your mom about the king kelly website? 205 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,200 about the king kelly website? >> duh, hell no! 206 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,369 she thinks i'm making like, handbags and jewellery 207 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,870 handbags and jewellery and shit like that. 208 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:06,838 and shit like that. they don't even fucking know 209 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,106 they don't even fucking know what a website is. 210 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:08,907 what a website is. > [laughing] 211 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:09,808 > [laughing] oh my god, 212 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,308 oh my god, that's so funny. 213 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,776 that's so funny. >> i know, right? 214 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,243 >> i know, right? okay, i have to 215 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,946 okay, i have to think of more ideas. 216 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,948 think of more ideas. > you can do wet t-shirt! 217 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:17,916 > you can do wet t-shirt! >> oh my god. 218 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:18,683 >> oh my god. jordan. 219 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,951 jordan. you're fucking smart. 220 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,785 you're fucking smart. you're gonna be 221 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,087 you're gonna be my manager when i blow up. 222 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:22,988 my manager when i blow up. > oh my god, kelly, 223 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:23,922 > oh my god, kelly, i'm so bad with everything, 224 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,725 i'm so bad with everything, like, managerial. 225 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,192 like, managerial. >> jordan! 226 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,226 >> jordan! you're so organized. 227 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,095 you're so organized. it's the perfect job for you. 228 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,696 it's the perfect job for you. you're awesome. 229 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,364 you're awesome. i love you. 230 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:36,201 i love you. > aw, i love you. 231 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:43,875 >> it's the 4th of july. that means-- 232 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,443 that means-- [laughing] 233 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,379 [laughing] i'm dripping on the floor. 234 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,980 i'm dripping on the floor. alright, just stay up here, 235 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,782 alright, just stay up here, stay up on my boobs. 236 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,050 stay up on my boobs. just get my boobs. 237 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,753 just get my boobs. > okay, okay. 238 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,187 > okay, okay. >> it's the 4th of july. 239 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,088 >> it's the 4th of july. and that means we are less 240 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,156 and that means we are less than one month away 241 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,225 than one month away from my launch of my website, 242 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:03,028 from my launch of my website, kingkelly.com. 243 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:03,762 kingkelly.com. [splashing] 244 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,295 [splashing] [laughing] 245 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:04,929 [laughing] > oh, that's good, 246 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:05,964 > oh, that's good, no, no, say that again. 247 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,133 no, no, say that again. >> don't forget to tip me. 248 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,067 >> don't forget to tip me. whatever. 249 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,301 whatever. pft. 250 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,403 pft. > i totally will. 251 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:12,704 > i totally will. >> peep room sucks. 252 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,171 >> peep room sucks. that's why i'm doing 253 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:19,210 that's why i'm doing kingkelly.com. 254 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,378 kingkelly.com. alright, ready? 255 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,981 alright, ready? 5-4-3-2-1. 256 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,983 5-4-3-2-1. [laughing] 257 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:35,994 happy birthday, george washington. 258 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,228 george washington. > that's so hot. 259 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,029 > that's so hot. >> is it really? 260 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,097 >> is it really? > this is gonna generate 261 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,298 > this is gonna generate so much visits. 262 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,499 so much visits. [knocking] 263 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,400 [knocking] >> kelly? 264 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,034 >> kelly? > what!? 265 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,402 > what!? i told you not to bother us! 266 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,503 i told you not to bother us! >> i know that kelly, 267 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,238 >> i know that kelly, but ryan's at the door. 268 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:47,906 but ryan's at the door. > right now? 269 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,973 > right now? what is he doing here? 270 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:49,974 what is he doing here? >> i don't know, 271 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,978 >> i don't know, he didn't wanna come in. 272 00:11:53,980 --> 00:12:00,251 > fuck! fucking shit! 273 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,352 fucking shit! >> what, what's going on? 274 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,087 >> what, what's going on? > ryan's totally 275 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,822 > ryan's totally stealing my fucking car! 276 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,389 stealing my fucking car! >> [laughing] 277 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,857 >> [laughing] > that's not funny! 278 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,458 > that's not funny! what the fuck! 279 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,192 what the fuck! oh my god, i knew 280 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:07,926 oh my god, i knew this was gonna happen, 281 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,227 this was gonna happen, he's such a dick! 282 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:09,894 he's such a dick! fuck. 283 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,929 fuck. he's fucking jealous. 284 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,197 he's fucking jealous. >> why is it happening? 285 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:12,864 >> why is it happening? > i knew this was 286 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,898 > i knew this was gonna happen too. 287 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,365 gonna happen too. >> kelly. 288 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,201 >> kelly. > shit. 289 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,068 > shit. wait. 290 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,002 wait. [indistinct] 291 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:18,870 [indistinct] i'm coming. 292 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,506 i'm coming. >> ryan! 293 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,241 >> ryan! what the fuck are you doing? 294 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,008 what the fuck are you doing? > put the phone down, 295 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:24,843 > put the phone down, please. 296 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:25,844 please. i'm taking my car back. 297 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,377 i'm taking my car back. i told you i was gonna 298 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,412 i told you i was gonna take this car back, 299 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,446 take this car back, i'm taking it back. 300 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,447 i'm taking it back. >> ryan. 301 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,381 >> ryan. this is my car. 302 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,082 this is my car. i paid for it. 303 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,017 > this is not your car. you didn't pay for it, you-- 304 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:33,952 you didn't pay for it, you-- >> i pay for gas all the time! 305 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,086 >> i pay for gas all the time! > i paid for most, 306 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,521 > i paid for most, more than half of this car, 307 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,956 more than half of this car, i paid for the tires, 308 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,124 i paid for the tires, and i paid for this mirror. 309 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:39,858 and i paid for this mirror. >> [whining] ryan. 310 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,458 >> [whining] ryan. > don't fucking do that, 311 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,192 > don't fucking do that, kelly. 312 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,227 kelly. come on. 313 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,161 come on. >> you look like shit, ryan. 314 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,329 >> you look like shit, ryan. > hi jordan. 315 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,296 > hi jordan. >> hey ryan. 316 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,264 >> hey ryan. i like your shirt. 317 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,132 i like your shirt. > thank you. 318 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,366 > thank you. is this fun for you? 319 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,200 is this fun for you? >> yeah. 320 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:49,901 >> yeah. > your hair looks like 321 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:50,368 > your hair looks like shit today. 322 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,404 shit today. >> happy four-- oh. 323 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,506 >> happy four-- oh. > [laughing] 324 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,074 > [laughing] ryan, get out of the car. 325 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:56,975 ryan, get out of the car. i am gonna post this video 326 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:57,509 i am gonna post this video so everyone can see 327 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,376 so everyone can see what a psycho you are. 328 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,077 what a psycho you are. >> if you fucking 329 00:12:59,079 --> 00:12:59,577 >> if you fucking post this video, 330 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,112 post this video, i'll steal your dog-- 331 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,013 i'll steal your dog-- > you're stealing from me 332 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:02,847 > you're stealing from me right now-- 333 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:03,515 right now-- >> take it apart piece by piece 334 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:04,849 >> take it apart piece by piece and send it back to you 335 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:05,917 and send it back to you in the god damn mail. 336 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,819 > you are stealing from me right now, ryan. 337 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,821 right now, ryan. you are a psycho. 338 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,588 you are a psycho. >> you are a bitch. 339 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:15,994 >> you are a bitch. > argh! 340 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,430 > argh! dick! 341 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:23,902 oh my god. >> what just happened? 342 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,003 > where are you going, young lady? 343 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,271 young lady? >> i'm going inside. 344 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,205 >> i'm going inside. > jordan, where is ryan going 345 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,373 > jordan, where is ryan going with her car? 346 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,140 with her car? >> jordan, what just 347 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,874 >> jordan, what just went on there? 348 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:30,575 went on there? > i don't know. 349 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,010 > i don't know. >> jordan. 350 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:32,977 >> jordan. > josh. 351 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:33,945 > josh. where's chad? 352 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,914 >> [on phone] fuck if i know. > you have to come pick me up. 353 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,849 > you have to come pick me up. ryan just stole my fucking car. 354 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,117 ryan just stole my fucking car. >> dude. 355 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,251 >> dude. jesus christ, you're such 356 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,921 jesus christ, you're such a fucking drama queen. 357 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,522 a fucking drama queen. take me off speakerphone. 358 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,523 take me off speakerphone. > you're not on speakerphone, 359 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,858 > you're not on speakerphone, jesus christ! 360 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,959 jesus christ! >> well it sounds like it, 361 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,360 >> well it sounds like it, dude! 362 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,897 dude! > ryan stole my fucking car. 363 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:53,965 > ryan stole my fucking car. >> okay, you already said tha, 364 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:54,999 >> okay, you already said tha, kelly, and i didn't really 365 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,234 kelly, and i didn't really care about it the fist time. 366 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,368 care about it the fist time. so what? 367 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,537 > so your package is still in the trunk. 368 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,305 in the trunk. >> are you fucking 369 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,372 >> are you fucking kidding me, kelly? 370 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,307 kidding me, kelly? > i told chad you'd bring 371 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,274 > i told chad you'd bring that shit to dean's tonight, 372 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,108 that shit to dean's tonight, he's gonna fucking lose it. 373 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,143 he's gonna fucking lose it. >> josh, i know that, okay? 374 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:05,877 >> josh, i know that, okay? jesus christ, just 375 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:06,911 jesus christ, just come pick me up and we can 376 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,413 come pick me up and we can go get the package together. 377 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,180 go get the package together. > dude, i don't have 378 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,114 > dude, i don't have time for this shit, 379 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:13,151 time for this shit, i gotta fucking call chad. 380 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,987 i gotta fucking call chad. >> josh. 381 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:16,454 >> josh. why does this shit 382 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,655 why does this shit always have to happen to me? 383 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,356 always have to happen to me? > what's going on, 384 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,123 > what's going on, did you leave the drugs 385 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,058 did you leave the drugs in the car? 386 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,659 in the car? >> they're not drugs, jordan. 387 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,662 >> they're not drugs, jordan. they're just allergy inhalers 388 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,496 they're just allergy inhalers and boner pills 389 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,998 and boner pills and shit like that. 390 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,999 and shit like that. > [laughing] 391 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,933 > [laughing] >> no, this is serious. 392 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:29,534 >> no, this is serious. i get paid a shit ton 393 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,402 i get paid a shit ton of money to pick that shit up. 394 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,403 of money to pick that shit up. cops'll pull me over and they 395 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,671 cops'll pull me over and they don't even know i'm doing it. 396 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,340 don't even know i'm doing it. chad says i don't fit the type. 397 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,608 chad says i don't fit the type. > who are you calling now? 398 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:41,613 > who are you calling now? >> troy. 399 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:47,585 > oh. >> dick. 400 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,553 >> dick. he's so [indistinct] 401 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,320 he's so [indistinct] > no he's not. 402 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,155 wait, people are already commenting on it. 403 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:51,990 commenting on it. >> i'll send it to you. 404 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,124 >> i'll send it to you. it's an awesome video. 405 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,293 it's an awesome video. i'm fucking pissed though. 406 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,663 i'm fucking pissed though. > yeah. 407 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,532 > yeah. >> jordan. 408 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,300 >> jordan. you have to take me 409 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,102 you have to take me to ryan's house. 410 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,670 to ryan's house. i have to get my car back. 411 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,638 i have to get my car back. > what, me? 412 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,538 > what, me? >> yeah, you have to take-- 413 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,940 >> yeah, you have to take-- > right now. 414 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,407 > right now. >> yeah! 415 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,408 >> yeah! > no, kelly, i can't right now. 416 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,210 >> jordan, it's really important, please. 417 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,044 important, please. > no, kelly, i can't. 418 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,279 > no, kelly, i can't. >> jordan, bestie, come on, 419 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,179 >> jordan, bestie, come on, you have to. 420 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:15,680 you have to. > i have to-- 421 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,514 > i have to-- >> jordan. 422 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,382 >> jordan. > no, i have to go to 423 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,583 > no, i have to go to the pharmacy. 424 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,018 the pharmacy. it closes in 20 minutes 425 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,219 it closes in 20 minutes for the holiday. 426 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,053 for the holiday. >> jordan, this is 427 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,121 >> jordan, this is way more important, 428 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,289 we have to go right now. > no it's not, 429 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,957 > no it's not, if i don't get my adhd meds 430 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,325 if i don't get my adhd meds you know how fucking nuts i go, 431 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,459 you know how fucking nuts i go, i go fucking crazy! 432 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,260 i go fucking crazy! >> okay, woah. 433 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:29,694 >> okay, woah. [phone ringing] 434 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,428 [phone ringing] > no, seriously, kelly, 435 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,230 if i don't get 'em [indistinct] >> hold up, troy's calling! 436 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:32,697 >> hold up, troy's calling! > --and there goes 437 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,165 > --and there goes the whole fucking holiday! 438 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,166 the whole fucking holiday! >> yeah, jordan's freaking out, 439 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,234 >> yeah, jordan's freaking out, can you please come get me? 440 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,370 can you please come get me? > oh my god, kelly! 441 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,038 > oh my god, kelly! >> please, 442 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,342 >> please, it's really important, troy! 443 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,144 it's really important, troy! okay fine, just hurry up then. 444 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,979 okay fine, just hurry up then. > kelly. 445 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,614 > kelly. can he take you? 446 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,016 can he take you? >> yeah. 447 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,318 >> yeah. i'm gonna post that video 448 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,986 i'm gonna post that video 'cause you look like a freak. 449 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,421 'cause you look like a freak. > no, kelly, seriously don't. 450 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,657 > no, kelly, seriously don't. >> i won't. 451 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:04,562 why are you wearing that right now? 452 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,296 right now? > i told you. 453 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,165 > i told you. i have to fucking work. 454 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,566 i have to fucking work. >> i know that. 455 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,035 why do you put your apron on before you go to work? 456 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:11,736 before you go to work? just to drive over, 457 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,705 just to drive over, that just seems weird to me. 458 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,772 that just seems weird to me. > why didn't you just 459 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,307 > why didn't you just call the police? 460 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,108 call the police? >> i can't call the police 461 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,543 >> i can't call the police 'cause they won't do anything. 462 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,277 'cause they won't do anything. > why not? 463 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,044 > why not? if he stole your car 464 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,145 if he stole your car then you can call the cops. 465 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:21,713 then you can call the cops. >> 'cause technically 466 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,281 >> 'cause technically the car's under ryan's name, 467 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,248 the car's under ryan's name, but it's my car, 468 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,684 i paid for more than half of it. 469 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,418 half of it. when's my website 470 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,219 when's my website gonna be done? 471 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:28,720 gonna be done? i thought it was 472 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:29,554 i thought it was supposed to be done by now, 473 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,388 supposed to be done by now, or around right now? 474 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,023 or around right now? > i'm still working on it. 475 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,091 > i'm still working on it. >> why? 476 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,092 >> why? > [sigh] 477 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:34,659 > [sigh] it's a little bit more 478 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,460 it's a little bit more complicated than you think, 479 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,430 complicated than you think, kelly. 480 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:45,036 what are you doing? kelly? 481 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,704 kelly? [sigh] 482 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,574 [banging] >> ryan, are you in there?! 483 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,508 >> ryan, are you in there?! you fuckhead! 484 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,576 you fuckhead! > stop. 485 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,511 > stop. stop! 486 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,313 stop! >> blake. 487 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,217 >> blake. get up, slacker. 488 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,251 get up, slacker. dude, open the door. 489 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,152 dude, open the door. > [laughing] 490 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,086 > [laughing] kelly? 491 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,622 kelly? [laughing] 492 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,289 [laughing] >> dude. 493 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:05,823 >> dude. > [laughing] 494 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,592 your whole fuckin' outfit. >> dude, where is ryan? 495 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,093 >> dude, where is ryan? > ryan left. 496 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,361 > ryan left. >> where'd he go? 497 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,563 >> where'd he go? that fuckhead stole my car. 498 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,464 that fuckhead stole my car. > what? 499 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,265 > what? >> yeah. 500 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,133 >> yeah. > that's so fucking 501 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:15,700 > that's so fucking jerry springer. 502 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,434 jerry springer. >> i got a video of it. 503 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,368 >> i got a video of it. you should watch it. 504 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,169 you should watch it. it's crazy. 505 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,570 it's crazy. > what did, when? 506 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,605 > what did, when? >> just now. 507 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,073 >> just now. > where is he? 508 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,207 > where is he? >> wait, you mean like, 509 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,842 >> wait, you mean like, the red camry? 510 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,576 the red camry? [scoffs] 511 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,644 [scoffs] that's his car. 512 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,712 that's his car. > no it isn't, it's my car, 513 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,513 > no it isn't, it's my car, it's always been my car. 514 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,382 it's always been my car. >> [laughing] 515 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,583 >> [laughing] > nice, blake. 516 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,451 > nice, blake. >> it's some fuckin' 517 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,154 >> it's some fuckin' wake and blake. 518 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,088 wake and blake. [laughing] 519 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,322 [laughing] > where is ryan? 520 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,223 > where is ryan? >> ryan? 521 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:39,857 >> ryan? he's like, goin' to his 522 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,159 he's like, goin' to his fuckin' mom's house. 523 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,193 fuckin' mom's house. what is that, 524 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,127 what is that, what the fuck is the dude 525 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,229 what the fuck is the dude with the apron? 526 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,364 with the apron? what the fuck is he, 527 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,199 what the fuck is he, your dog handler? 528 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,568 your dog handler? > thanks blake. 529 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,836 > thanks blake. >> bye kelly! 530 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,105 >> bye kelly! > bye, blake-y! 531 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,306 > bye, blake-y! >> bye! 532 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,541 >> bye! [laughing] 533 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,375 [laughing] > you're hot in your apron, 534 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,111 > you're hot in your apron, troy. 535 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:00,611 troy. wait, troy, 536 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,412 wait, troy, where are you going? 537 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,313 where are you going? >> i'm taking you back home. 538 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,147 >> i'm taking you back home. > no, you fucking, 539 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:03,748 > no, you fucking, i have to get my 540 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,582 i have to get my fucking car back! 541 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,316 fucking car back! you have to take me 542 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,184 you have to take me to ryan's mom's house. 543 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:06,684 to ryan's mom's house. >> no, i told you, 544 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,518 >> no, i told you, i'm gonna be late for work. 545 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,886 > fine, you know what, fuck you dude, 546 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,188 fuck you dude, i don't need your fucking help, 547 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:10,755 i don't need your fucking help, i thought i could count 548 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,156 i thought i could count on my boyfriend to care 549 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,558 on my boyfriend to care about my fucking stolen car, 550 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,792 about my fucking stolen car, but i can't even do that. 551 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,593 but i can't even do that. >> kelly, i'm gonna be late 552 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,494 >> kelly, i'm gonna be late for my fucking job 553 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,328 for my fucking job and i'm gonna get fired. 554 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:17,762 and i'm gonna get fired. > oh my god, troy, 555 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,165 > oh my god, troy, you're such a dick! 556 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:26,838 oh gross. what do you think of that 557 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,739 what do you think of that mr. prince? 558 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,175 mr. prince? mmhmm. 559 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:35,146 mmhmm. this is so lame. 560 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:39,650 aww. jordan. 561 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,719 jordan. we're so cute. 562 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:46,290 we're so cute. we're still super cute. 563 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,827 we're still super cute. hello little me. 564 00:18:49,829 --> 00:19:18,589 >> kelly! > what? 565 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,423 > what? >> you have a friend here 566 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:23,294 >> you have a friend here to see you honey. 567 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,229 i think she needs more responsibility, 568 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:25,796 more responsibility, i told her. 569 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,366 i told her. > oh hi chad. 570 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,467 >> okay, i'll leave you two alone. 571 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,201 alone. > good to see you. 572 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,236 > good to see you. >> i'll see you later. 573 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:38,843 > dude. >> can we talk outside please? 574 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,878 >> can we talk outside please? > no. 575 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,981 in my house right now, this is really weird. 576 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,283 this is really weird. >> are you serious? 577 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:45,950 >> are you serious? what the fuck do you think 578 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,718 what the fuck do you think i'm doing here? 579 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,855 i'm doing here? > oh my god, relax. 580 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,523 > oh my god, relax. i told josh. 581 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,327 i told josh. ryan has my car. 582 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,229 >> are you trying to steal my shit? 583 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,966 to steal my shit? > no. 584 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,869 why are you acting all sketchy right now? 585 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,337 all sketchy right now? >> put that phone down. 586 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,240 >> put that phone down. > no. 587 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,341 > no. >> listen. 588 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,610 >> listen. bring my package to dean's 589 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,312 bring my package to dean's at 6:00 tonight, 590 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,315 or we're both in a world of shit. 591 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:17,748 a world of shit. oh my god, 592 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,751 oh my god, you understand that? 593 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,853 you understand that? > yeah, i got that. 594 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,490 > yeah, i got that. >> heh, wow. 595 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,927 >> heh, wow. happy 4th of july. 596 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,997 > mr. prince! >> why don't you put 597 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,333 your phone down and help us, kel. 598 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,901 and help us, kel. > well, i'm a feminist, angela, 599 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,735 > well, i'm a feminist, angela, i don't know if you've ever 600 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,003 i don't know if you've ever heard of that concept. 601 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,938 heard of that concept. >> no, don't start that. 602 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,939 >> no, don't start that. > but you're happy 603 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,975 > but you're happy to eat what we cook for you. 604 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:44,942 to eat what we cook for you. >> yeah i'm happy, 605 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,879 >> yeah i'm happy, but i'm not as happy as some. 606 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,614 but i'm not as happy as some. > okay, could you please 607 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,015 > okay, could you please just get out of here and not 608 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,750 just get out of here and not be a distraction, kelly? 609 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,285 >> well this is my house, angie. 610 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:54,919 angie. > um, just so you're 611 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,887 > um, just so you're aware, we had to take 612 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,322 aware, we had to take your name off of your gift 613 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,558 your name off of your gift for dad. 614 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,926 for dad. >> so? 615 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,527 >> so? > so i e-mailed you like, 616 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,862 > so i e-mailed you like, several times about it, 617 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,696 several times about it, and you didn't respond 618 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,331 and you didn't respond to a single one that i sent. 619 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,733 to a single one that i sent. kelly -- 620 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,500 kelly -- >> who even e-mails 621 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,468 >> who even e-mails anymore, angie? 622 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,836 anymore, angie? > everybody but you! 623 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,006 > everybody but you! >> stop! 624 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:15,773 >> stop! why don't you go play 625 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,574 why don't you go play with your nephew, 626 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,543 with your nephew, he would love to see the dog. 627 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:24,815 > arr! arrr, look at the men 628 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,950 arrr, look at the men out in the yard. 629 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,785 out in the yard. drinking beer and 630 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,886 drinking beer and playing with fire. 631 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,354 playing with fire. >> nice outfit, kel, 632 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,622 >> nice outfit, kel, nice outfit. 633 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,723 nice outfit. > happy birthday, daddy. 634 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,591 > happy birthday, daddy. >> we are expecting guests, 635 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,458 >> we are expecting guests, hun. 636 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,593 hun. > i know, 637 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,094 > i know, i'm so excited for you, 638 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,329 i'm so excited for you, old man. 639 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,363 old man. >> thanks, thanks hun. 640 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:43,467 >> thanks, thanks hun. > kiss you. 641 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,736 it's really good. >> do you like mac and cheese? 642 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,839 >> do you like mac and cheese? > i love mac and cheese. 643 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,408 > i love mac and cheese. >> which cheese? 644 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,410 >> which cheese? orange or yellow? 645 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,713 orange or yellow? > um... orange. 646 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,948 > um... orange. >> my favourite is orange also. 647 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,618 > you gotta keep this camera steady, alright? 648 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,353 camera steady, alright? this is gonna be a show, 649 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,421 this is gonna be a show, an awesome show. 650 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:03,921 an awesome show. wait, i gotta get 651 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,722 wait, i gotta get the other one. 652 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,389 the other one. damn it. 653 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:06,490 damn it. yeah, i got 'em both goin' now. 654 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,892 yeah, i got 'em both goin' now. what should i do timmy? 655 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,460 what should i do timmy? what should i do? 656 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,496 what should i do? is this cool? 657 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,497 is this cool? is this cool? 658 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,099 is this cool? how's that? 659 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,500 how's that? >> [indistinct] 660 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,101 >> [indistinct] > hey tom! 661 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,503 > hey tom! check out my smoke show! 662 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,404 check out my smoke show! you like it? 663 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:21,005 you like it? >> yeah kel. 664 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,740 >> yeah kel. > whatever, you're annoying. 665 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,441 > whatever, you're annoying. timmy, you rock my 666 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,975 timmy, you rock my fucking world. 667 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,777 fucking world. don't say the f-word. 668 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,814 don't say the f-word. is it good? 669 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:36,620 look at that face. marshmallow cream madnass. 670 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:37,154 marshmallow cream madnass. yeah. 671 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,055 yeah. >> what's going on? 672 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,558 >> what's going on? timmy, stop it. 673 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,158 timmy, stop it. what is-- did you open this 674 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,793 what is-- did you open this for him!? 675 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,894 for him!? are you crazy!? 676 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,029 are you crazy!? what is the matter with you? 677 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,030 what is the matter with you? timmy, stand up. 678 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:46,997 timmy, stand up. stand up. 679 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,766 stand up. you listen to me right now. 680 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,468 you listen to me right now. what do you think you're doing? 681 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,502 what do you think you're doing? what do you think you're doing? 682 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,036 what do you think you're doing? > angela, you're totally 683 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,003 > angela, you're totally abusing the kid right now. 684 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:53,971 abusing the kid right now. >> kelly, put the camera down, 685 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:54,972 >> kelly, put the camera down, stop it, stop filming 686 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:55,773 stop it, stop filming my children. 687 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:56,807 my children. i can't believe you. 688 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,642 i can't believe you. chin up please. 689 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,044 chin up please. chin up please. 690 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,580 chin up please. kelly, these napkins are just, 691 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,814 kelly, these napkins are just, not effective, could you 692 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,082 not effective, could you make yourself useful 693 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,551 make yourself useful and go get mom for like-- 694 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,853 and go get mom for like-- you have a real problem 695 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,422 you have a real problem with your filming and 696 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,190 with your filming and everything on your phone. 697 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,191 everything on your phone. > no i don't. 698 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,460 > no i don't. >> yes you do. 699 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:17,995 >> yes you do. do you think that i don't 700 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,897 do you think that i don't know about your internet 701 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,899 know about your internet strip tease that you do? 702 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,700 strip tease that you do? > oh my god, angela. 703 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,201 > oh my god, angela. >> you're disgusting. 704 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,002 >> you're disgusting. > is this gonna be like, 705 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:25,770 > is this gonna be like, a long lecture, 706 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:26,704 a long lecture, because i'm pretty sure 707 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,905 because i'm pretty sure that you have no idea 708 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,573 what you're talking about. >> yes i do. 709 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,176 >> yes i do. you are selling sex for money. 710 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,177 you are selling sex for money. that's illegal. 711 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,044 that's illegal. > no it isn't. 712 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:34,912 > no it isn't. >> yes it is. 713 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,982 >> yes it is. > no it's not. 714 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,919 is that the cake? >> yeah, isn't it nice? 715 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,589 >> yeah, isn't it nice? angie did that. 716 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:52,496 > oh, nice cake, angie. 717 00:23:52,498 --> 00:24:06,510 star spangled ass cake. happy birthday daddy. 718 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:07,211 happy birthday daddy. [giggling] 719 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,714 [giggling] happy birthday america. 720 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:16,587 >> who wants cake? > is that the kind you like? 721 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:22,226 > is that the kind you like? >> angela does! 722 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,127 >> angela does! angela wants two pieces of cake 723 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,562 angela wants two pieces of cake 'cause she's real hungry. 724 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,162 'cause she's real hungry. > kelly stop, 725 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:25,996 > kelly stop, put the camera away. 726 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:26,797 put the camera away. >> get off me. 727 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,631 >> get off me. > knock it off. 728 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,199 > knock it off. >> hey, you can star 729 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:29,166 >> hey, you can star in my next movie. 730 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,167 in my next movie. i wanna watch you eat 731 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,535 i wanna watch you eat two pieces of cake. 732 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,002 two pieces of cake. > shut up, 733 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,637 > shut up, you're so fucking rude! 734 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:34,772 you're so fucking rude! do you know that? 735 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,773 do you know that? how do you like it kelly? 736 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,941 how do you like it kelly? >> i love it. 737 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,275 >> i love it. > yeah, i know you love it. 738 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:42,680 > yeah, i know you love it. actually, fans. 739 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,149 actually, fans. i know that kelly loves 740 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,518 i know that kelly loves being video taped. 741 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,520 being video taped. >> --staring at my underwear. 742 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,988 >> --staring at my underwear. tom was staring at my underwear. 743 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:51,789 tom was staring at my underwear. > stop it! 744 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,990 > stop it! >> are you fucking serious tom? 745 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,791 >> are you fucking serious tom? > please, angela, 746 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:54,725 > please, angela, do you really think that-- 747 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,527 do you really think that-- >> kelly and angela, stop it! 748 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,661 >> kelly and angela, stop it! > you're a shitty mom. 749 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,295 > you're a shitty mom. >> let me tell you what 750 00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,663 >> let me tell you what your shit head daughter does, 751 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,798 your shit head daughter does, okay? 752 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,632 okay? how the fuck do you think 753 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,967 how the fuck do you think she makes the money? 754 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,268 she makes the money? > angela, enough now. 755 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,803 > angela, enough now. >> how the fuck do you think-- 756 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:06,770 >> how the fuck do you think-- you think she has 757 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:07,538 you think she has a respectable job? 758 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,739 a respectable job? [indistinct shouting] 759 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,641 [indistinct shouting] she's a god damned whore! 760 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,009 > what are you talking about? >> she sells sex 761 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,911 >> she sells sex over the fucking internet! 762 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,045 over the fucking internet! that's what she does! 763 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,247 that's what she does! > give me my phone. 764 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,648 > give me my phone. you're such a fucking-- 765 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,149 you're such a fucking-- [indistinct shouting] 766 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:22,152 [indistinct shouting] >> i hate you all! 767 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:25,723 >> i hate you all! > you shit face! 768 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,891 > you shit face! i just called jordan, 769 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:27,925 i just called jordan, she's coming to pick me up, 770 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:31,228 she's coming to pick me up, thank god for fucking jordan. 771 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,096 thank god for fucking jordan. right now, i'm walking 772 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,697 right now, i'm walking in my shitty neighbourhood. 773 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,265 in my shitty neighbourhood. i never walk, 774 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:35,199 i never walk, i fucking hate walking, 775 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,669 i fucking hate walking, who the fuck walks? 776 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:42,673 who the fuck walks? i am not a slut. 777 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,976 i am not a slut. i'm not a slut. 778 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:49,046 >> are you okay? > no. 779 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:49,914 > no. can i have a hug? 780 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,315 can i have a hug? >> yeah. 781 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,118 >> yeah. i love you. 782 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,320 i love you. hey. 783 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,721 hey. what happened? 784 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,889 what happened? > nothing. 785 00:25:58,891 --> 00:25:59,356 > nothing. we just have to go 786 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,792 we just have to go get my car and chad's drugs. 787 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:04,194 get my car and chad's drugs. >> okay. 788 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:11,802 > i just hate my family so much. they don't care about me 789 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:12,803 they don't care about me or my life, they never 790 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,171 or my life, they never try to understand me, 791 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,172 try to understand me, and all they do is fucking 792 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,206 and all they do is fucking guilt trip me and gang up 793 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:20,210 guilt trip me and gang up on me about everything. 794 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:24,682 >> oh my god, i know, my parents are math teachers 795 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,249 my parents are math teachers and i can't even do math 796 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,083 and i can't even do math and they're always like-- 797 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,785 and they're always like-- > it's so fucked jordan, 798 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:28,752 > it's so fucked jordan, they might actually 799 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:29,353 they might actually kick me out of my house, 800 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:32,389 and i have no fucking money, and now i have no fucking car. 801 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,825 >> well maybe you could move in with troy? 802 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:35,859 move in with troy? > yeah right. 803 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,061 > yeah right. i'm only with troy 804 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,362 i'm only with troy so he'll build my website, 805 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,264 so he'll build my website, and doing a shitty job at that. 806 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,165 and doing a shitty job at that. and my website is the most 807 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,000 and my website is the most important thing right now. 808 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:43,934 important thing right now. >> yeah. 809 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,636 >> yeah. i know, i know. 810 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:46,370 i know, i know. > let's go get ryan. 811 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,037 > let's go get ryan. >> yeah. 812 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,205 >> yeah. > give me a ad-whatever pill. 813 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,207 > give me a ad-whatever pill. >> oh my god, yeah. 814 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,375 >> oh my god, yeah. > god, matt's such a prick, 815 00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:53,310 > god, matt's such a prick, why do you go out with him? 816 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,278 why do you go out with him? >> right, this from a girl 817 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,714 >> right, this from a girl whose ex just stole her car. 818 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,350 whose ex just stole her car. [laughing] 819 00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:03,153 [laughing] oh my god, such a dork. 820 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,321 oh my god, such a dork. > wait, where's the car? 821 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,423 > wait, where's the car? >> the fuck is going on? 822 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,157 >> the fuck is going on? i'm gonna have to 823 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,827 i'm gonna have to talk to his bitchy mom. 824 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,161 talk to his bitchy mom. it's not funny jordan. 825 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,631 it's not funny jordan. >sorry. 826 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:21,705 [indistinct] ♪ hold me down boy, 827 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,675 ♪ hold me down boy, ♪ boy, boy ohh, 828 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:30,414 ♪ boy, boy ohh, ♪ when i grow, way. 829 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:37,321 >> fuck me. > what? 830 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,122 > what? >> ryan took my fucking car 831 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,157 >> ryan took my fucking car to staten island. 832 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,692 to staten island. > staten island? 833 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:42,826 > staten island? are you serious? 834 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:43,861 are you serious? >> i'm fucking serious, 835 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:44,361 >> i'm fucking serious, he's having a barbeque 836 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,729 he's having a barbeque with his daddy. 837 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,231 with his daddy. > what? 838 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:47,931 > what? kelly- 839 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:48,465 kelly- >> this is shit, 840 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:49,767 >> this is shit, i am so over this, 841 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,068 i am so over this, chad can get his boner pills 842 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,069 chad can get his boner pills himself, and drive 843 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:52,870 himself, and drive to fucking staten island 844 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,937 to fucking staten island himself. 845 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:54,738 himself. > yeah. 846 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,006 > yeah. let's go to dean's. 847 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:56,874 let's go to dean's. >> yeah, let's fucking 848 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,075 >> yeah, let's fucking go to dean's. 849 00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,343 go to dean's. let's, it's the 4th of july, 850 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,345 let's, it's the 4th of july, we're supposed to be having fun. 851 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:04,481 [crowd partying] > sup blake!? 852 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,483 > sup blake!? wow, look at me, 853 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,952 wow, look at me, i'm like the genie. 854 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,254 i'm like the genie. i can make all your dreams 855 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,822 i can make all your dreams come true. 856 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,957 come true. make a wish. 857 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,192 make a wish. [crowd cheering] 858 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,394 [crowd cheering] 859 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:22,766 oh my god, this is so crazy. >> what's up!? 860 00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:24,301 >> what's up!? 4th of july! 861 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,269 4th of july! yeah! 862 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:26,270 yeah! [crowd partying] 863 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,206 [crowd partying] 864 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,908 > i need a photo, get a picture. 865 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:31,942 get a picture. let's get a photo, 866 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:32,943 let's get a photo, who has a phone? 867 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,044 who has a phone? i'm gonna get a picture 868 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,779 i'm gonna get a picture of you taking a photo of us. 869 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,081 of you taking a photo of us. >> oh, this is tight. 870 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,515 >> oh, this is tight. > bam, look at that nipple. 871 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,349 > bam, look at that nipple. oh. 872 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,217 oh. >> that's nasty. 873 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,518 >> that's nasty. that's so nasty. 874 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,320 that's so nasty. [indistinct] 875 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,756 [indistinct] > oh, shit dude, 876 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:46,156 > oh, shit dude, look over here, 877 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:46,857 look over here, look look look. 878 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,325 look look look. oh shit. 879 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,760 oh shit. oh! 880 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:53,097 oh! [indistinct crowd cheering] 881 00:28:53,099 --> 00:29:03,340 [indistinct crowd cheering] 882 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:08,078 >> [laughing] > fucking pissed on my shorts. 883 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,179 > fucking pissed on my shorts. >> [laughing] 884 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,248 >> [laughing] > what? 885 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:11,949 > what? kelly, hey, 886 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,317 kelly, hey, you wanna see something? 887 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,286 you wanna see something? >> yeah, you're funny. 888 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:20,457 >> yeah, you're funny. yo, are you okay? 889 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,960 woah. woah, oh my god. 890 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:23,527 woah, oh my god. >> oh my god, 891 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,262 >> oh my god, i've got a fucking vagina! 892 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,197 i've got a fucking vagina! > [laughing] 893 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:27,865 > [laughing] dude, you need 894 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,932 dude, you need some serious help man. 895 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,134 some serious help man. >> can you see that? 896 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,101 >> can you see that? > yeah, i got it. 897 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,402 > yeah, i got it. i got it. 898 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:34,238 i got it. >> i've got a pussy. 899 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,139 >> i've got a pussy. > give me more. 900 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:39,409 >> do i look beautiful? do i look beautiful? 901 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,210 do i look beautiful? > what's up kelly? 902 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,245 > what's up kelly? >> ew, ew. 903 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,579 >> ew, ew. [crowd cheering & clapping] 904 00:29:42,581 --> 00:30:12,342 [crowd cheering & clapping] 905 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:17,080 > [screaming] 906 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:23,887 [crowd chatter] >> dude. 907 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:26,089 >> dude. jordan. 908 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:28,358 jordan. [indistinct] 909 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,092 [indistinct] i was standing back like 910 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:30,260 i was standing back like [indistinct] 911 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,062 [indistinct] > woo! 912 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:32,963 > woo! it's hot! 913 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,232 >> i wanna have sex with all these chicks who lit the fire! 914 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,099 these chicks who lit the fire! > shut up. 915 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,468 > shut up. >> america baby, america. 916 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:39,336 >> america baby, america. [indistinct chatter] 917 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:44,975 [indistinct chatter] 918 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,110 > jordan, come here. hey, jordan. 919 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:47,611 hey, jordan. jordan! 920 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,979 jordan! jordan! 921 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:49,947 jordan! come here! 922 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:54,184 come here! [laughing] 923 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,588 [laughing] >> oh shit. 924 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:05,229 > this is dean's parent's gross bathroom. 925 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:05,963 gross bathroom. we're not supposed to be 926 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,431 we're not supposed to be in the house but whatever, 927 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,899 in the house but whatever, i don't give a fuck. 928 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:09,566 i don't give a fuck. there are a whole bunch of 929 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,902 there are a whole bunch of uneducated people out there, 930 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,537 uneducated people out there, i can't find fucking josh, 931 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,138 i can't find fucking josh, i can't find fucking chad, 932 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,440 i can't find fucking chad, and jordan's just like, 933 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:21,078 and jordan's just like, staring at the fireworks. 934 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,983 staring at the fireworks. and i'm bored. 935 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,484 and i'm bored. >> we should go back outside. 936 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:30,120 they're starting to light the bigger fireworks now. 937 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,154 the bigger fireworks now. > that sounds gay, jordan. 938 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,022 > that sounds gay, jordan. i don't have time for that. 939 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:32,556 i don't have time for that. i actually have to 940 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,624 i actually have to deal with this, you know. 941 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:36,260 >> no, i was just thinking it might be fun. 942 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:36,994 it might be fun. > fuck chad and his 943 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,262 > fuck chad and his macho bullshit. 944 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,129 macho bullshit. it took me a whole day 945 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,297 it took me a whole day to pick up that package. 946 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,065 to pick up that package. did anybody bother to thank me? 947 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,134 did anybody bother to thank me? no. 948 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:44,935 no. i might not even tell chad 949 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,003 i might not even tell chad where ryan went. 950 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:46,637 where ryan went. fuck 'em both. 951 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,205 fuck 'em both. he can just wait. 952 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:49,206 he can just wait. >> you're right. 953 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,374 >> you're right. [phone beeping] 954 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,476 [phone beeping] oh, so matt's texting me. 955 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,677 oh, so matt's texting me. you okay? 956 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,213 you okay? > i'm great. 957 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,381 > i'm great. >> okay. 958 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,315 >> okay. i'm gonna go outside. 959 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,082 i'm gonna go outside. > great. 960 00:31:59,084 --> 00:31:59,549 > great. >> kay. 961 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,986 >> kay. > bye. 962 00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:07,157 > bye. fan video idea. 963 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:21,405 [giggling] mmm, ohh yeah. 964 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:33,717 don't worry, i won't use my teeth. 965 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:43,593 [fireworks crackling] [crowd cheering & clapping] 966 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:44,261 [crowd cheering & clapping] 967 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:51,268 >> get out of there. [fireworks exploding] 968 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,135 [fireworks exploding] yeah!! 969 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,639 yeah!! > yeah. 970 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,307 > yeah. >> oh shit. 971 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,475 >> oh shit. > dean, dean, 972 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,309 > dean, dean, i'm gonna go get some more, 973 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,044 i'm gonna go get some more, i'm gonna go get us some more. 974 00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:01,645 i'm gonna go get us some more. hey! 975 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,312 hey! >> what's up, matt, 976 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,280 >> what's up, matt, whose dog is this? 977 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:04,414 whose dog is this? > i don't know, 978 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,248 > i don't know, it's probably dean's. 979 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,483 it's probably dean's. >> aw, dean dog, come here, 980 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,552 >> aw, dean dog, come here, you're so big just like dean! 981 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:09,686 dude, what are you doing in here, 982 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:10,354 doing in here, jordan's outside 983 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,621 jordan's outside looking for you. 984 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:12,356 looking for you. > yeah. 985 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,090 > yeah. i found her. 986 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,424 i found her. she's, i don't know, 987 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:19,062 making videos of fireworks or something. 988 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:25,302 what is wrong with you? >> nothing. 989 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,336 >> nothing. just a bunch of fucked up 990 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,404 just a bunch of fucked up asshole dudes who i can't 991 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:28,538 asshole dudes who i can't count on. 992 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,274 count on. > oh. 993 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:33,276 > oh. >> same old story. 994 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,312 >> same old story. > look um, why don't you 995 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:39,182 > look um, why don't you come upstairs with me? 996 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:39,750 come upstairs with me? >> why? 997 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:41,184 >> why? > [laughing] 998 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:46,089 because i have a lot of really good coke. 999 00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,290 really good coke. >> oh my god, yes, yes, 1000 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,292 >> oh my god, yes, yes, definitely, i love these. 1001 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,494 definitely, i love these. i love those. 1002 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,528 i love those. and... 1003 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,429 and... oh my god. 1004 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:53,697 oh my god. whatever that is. 1005 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,165 whatever that is. > jordan, what the fuck. 1006 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,733 > jordan, what the fuck. >> oh, hey chad. 1007 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:57,801 >> oh, hey chad. > where the fuck is kelly? 1008 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:58,535 > where the fuck is kelly? >> i don't know, oh, 1009 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,504 but she was looking for you guys earlier. 1010 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,204 for you guys earlier. > this fucking-- 1011 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:05,175 > this fucking-- don't film this shit. 1012 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:15,552 [sniffing] 1013 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:21,758 >> [laughing] give me that. 1014 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,325 give me that. > why? 1015 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,428 > why? >> give it to me. 1016 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,163 >> give it to me. > why? 1017 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,566 > why? >> i wanna film you. 1018 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:37,541 [laughing] > let me get this for you. 1019 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:47,150 >> thanks. > you're welcome. 1020 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:54,291 [sniffing] [laughing] 1021 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,692 [laughing] how was that? 1022 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:56,493 how was that? >> good. 1023 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,562 >> good. > yeah. 1024 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,363 > yeah. >> yeah. 1025 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:01,731 >> yeah. > strip for me, kelly. 1026 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,833 > strip for me, kelly. >> yeah right. 1027 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:04,668 >> yeah right. fuck you. 1028 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:05,569 fuck you. > [laughing] 1029 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,705 you know i visit your page on peep room sometimes. 1030 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:09,506 on peep room sometimes. >> for real? 1031 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,240 >> for real? shut up. 1032 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,741 shut up. > yeah. 1033 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,643 > yeah. dude, you're king kelly. 1034 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,878 dude, you're king kelly. you're like, the most 1035 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,281 you're like, the most popular girl on that sight. 1036 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,316 popular girl on that sight. >> nah, peep room is like, 1037 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,152 >> nah, peep room is like, such small time. 1038 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:22,686 such small time. > yeah? 1039 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,855 >> i'm gonna be fucking huge when i launch my website. 1040 00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:25,655 when i launch my website. yeah, it's gonna be monster 1041 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,157 yeah, it's gonna be monster when i go live. 1042 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,225 when i go live. > oh yeah? 1043 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:31,428 > oh yeah? you know like, sometimes 1044 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,197 you know like, sometimes i feel like i know you, 1045 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,366 i feel like i know you, like, less than 1046 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,802 like, less than i know king kelly. 1047 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,370 i know king kelly. >> what does that mean? 1048 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,471 >> what does that mean? > [laughing] 1049 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,540 > [laughing] i don't know, like... 1050 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,308 i don't know, like... i've just done shit with you 1051 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,710 i've just done shit with you that jordan won't even 1052 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:52,315 that jordan won't even let me try. 1053 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:56,219 why don't you show me some of the things that you're 1054 00:35:56,221 --> 00:36:01,458 some of the things that you're gonna put on your new site? 1055 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:09,633 [footsteps] >> hey, have you seen kelly? 1056 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,969 >> hey, have you seen kelly? > sorry. 1057 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,704 > sorry. >> god, where is she? 1058 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,240 >> god, where is she? chad's gonna be so pissed. 1059 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:19,976 chad's gonna be so pissed. kelly? 1060 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,846 kelly? oh, gross. 1061 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:27,918 kelly. kelly, it's me, chad's outside. 1062 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,588 kelly, it's me, chad's outside. kelly! 1063 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,590 oh my god. > jordan, it's not 1064 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,424 > jordan, it's not what you think. 1065 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,892 what you think. >> oh my god. 1066 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:36,993 >> oh my god. oh my god, kelly. 1067 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,296 oh my god, kelly. > jordan, i promise you 1068 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:40,497 > jordan, i promise you it is not what you think. 1069 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:40,964 it is not what you think. >> oh my god, 1070 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,999 >> oh my god, if fucking hate you! 1071 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,668 if fucking hate you! i hate you both! 1072 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,403 i hate you both! [footsteps] 1073 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,804 [footsteps] > you fucking idiot, 1074 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,673 you didn't lock the door. >> i thought i locked it! 1075 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,341 >> i thought i locked it! > jordan, nothing happened, 1076 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,375 > jordan, nothing happened, i swear! 1077 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,243 i swear! it was just a drug thing, 1078 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:53,977 it was just a drug thing, it wasn't anything, 1079 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,412 it wasn't anything, i swear to god! 1080 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:55,979 i swear to god! jordan! 1081 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:57,480 >> what the fuck's going on? > chad, what that hell, 1082 00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:59,249 > chad, what that hell, get your hands off me, 1083 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,450 get your hands off me, my friend is pissed at me, 1084 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,318 my friend is pissed at me, get off of me. 1085 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:01,851 get off of me. >> no, let's talk, 1086 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,320 >> no, let's talk, let's go. 1087 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,487 let's go. > look how red you are. 1088 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,689 > look how red you are. you look retarded right now. 1089 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:06,356 you look retarded right now. >> first of all, 1090 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:06,990 >> first of all, get that fucking camera 1091 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:07,857 get that fucking camera out of my face. 1092 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:08,658 out of my face. > alright, jesus. 1093 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,526 > alright, jesus. >> you fucked up, 1094 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:10,493 >> you fucked up, these aren't your drugs, 1095 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,461 these aren't your drugs, they aren't my fucking drugs 1096 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:12,262 they aren't my fucking drugs either, but you're 1097 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:13,330 either, but you're one degree of separation 1098 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,531 one degree of separation from a gangster mother fucker 1099 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,732 from a gangster mother fucker with a gun who will 1100 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:16,933 with a gun who will shoot you in the head-- 1101 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:17,867 shoot you in the head-- > jesus christ, chad! 1102 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,502 > jesus christ, chad! do you really expect me 1103 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,437 do you really expect me to believe somebody's 1104 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,304 to believe somebody's going to murder me 1105 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:22,038 going to murder me because i lost some 1106 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,473 because i lost some prescription pills? 1107 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:23,974 prescription pills? >> prescription pills, 1108 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:24,741 >> prescription pills, what the fuck 1109 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,976 what the fuck are you talking about, kelly? 1110 00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:29,613 are you talking about, kelly? > the pills in the car. 1111 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,281 >> is that what you told her she was picking up? 1112 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:31,915 she was picking up? > dude, i don't know, 1113 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:32,949 > dude, i don't know, i thought it'd be easier. 1114 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:33,683 i thought it'd be easier. >> what the fuck, 1115 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,517 >> what the fuck, what does that mean? 1116 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:35,452 what does that mean? > dude, calm the fuck down. 1117 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:36,052 > dude, calm the fuck down. >> josh, what the fuck 1118 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:36,820 >> josh, what the fuck does that mean? 1119 00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:39,656 does that mean? > i just... 1120 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:40,523 > i just... >> what? 1121 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:40,991 >> what? > you have 20 grand 1122 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:43,426 > you have 20 grand of heroin in your trunk. 1123 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:43,893 of heroin in your trunk. >> heroin? 1124 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:44,594 >> heroin? what the fuck, 1125 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,562 what the fuck, you fucking asshole! 1126 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:46,563 you fucking asshole! > lower your voice, stop. 1127 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:47,297 > lower your voice, stop. >> no, i am not 1128 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:47,731 >> no, i am not going there alone, 1129 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:48,531 going there alone, you have to help me! 1130 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:49,065 you have to help me! > i'm not going anywhere 1131 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:49,866 > i'm not going anywhere near that car, 1132 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:50,767 near that car, i'm not the fucking mule, 1133 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:51,635 i'm not the fucking mule, you are. 1134 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,435 you are. you hand us the drugs 1135 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,336 you hand us the drugs and we hand you the money, 1136 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:53,970 and we hand you the money, that's how it works. 1137 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:54,571 that's how it works. until then, 1138 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:55,572 until then, you're on the hook for this, 1139 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:57,307 you're on the hook for this, you understand that? 1140 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:57,774 you understand that? >> kelly, just get 1141 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,742 >> kelly, just get the drugs back, okay? 1142 00:37:58,744 --> 00:37:59,476 the drugs back, okay? and everything's 1143 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:00,844 and everything's gonna be alright. 1144 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:01,845 gonna be alright. just get 'em back. 1145 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,581 just get 'em back. > okay. 1146 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:09,319 >> what the fuck, dude? > [crying] 1147 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:31,941 > [crying] 1148 00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:35,111 [knocking] >> jordan! 1149 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,413 >> jordan! > you're such a fucking psycho, 1150 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:37,914 > you're such a fucking psycho, kelly, leave me alone! 1151 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,349 kelly, leave me alone! >> please can you let me in, 1152 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:40,350 >> please can you let me in, jordash! 1153 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:41,017 jordash! > no, i have nothing 1154 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,019 > no, i have nothing to say to you, so fuck off! 1155 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,054 to say to you, so fuck off! >> we need to talk about 1156 00:38:44,056 --> 00:38:45,021 >> we need to talk about something really important 1157 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,623 something really important right now, jordan. 1158 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,491 right now, jordan. > stop filming me! 1159 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:51,928 > stop filming me! >> please, come on. 1160 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:52,729 >> please, come on. nothing happened, 1161 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:53,530 nothing happened, i swear to god, 1162 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:57,400 i swear to god, can we please talk about it. 1163 00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:04,574 [doors unlocking] 1164 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:09,045 [door slamming] 1165 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:17,020 i'm sorry jordan. we were just making a fan video, 1166 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,754 we were just making a fan video, nothing happened, 1167 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:18,555 nothing happened, your boyfriend got all weird 1168 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:19,489 your boyfriend got all weird on me saying he jerks off 1169 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,758 on me saying he jerks off to my webcam and shit. 1170 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,059 to my webcam and shit. he's an asshole. 1171 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:23,727 he's an asshole. you deserve so much 1172 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:24,994 you deserve so much better than that. 1173 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:25,862 better than that. > [sobbing] 1174 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,731 > [sobbing] >> i told you that. 1175 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:28,565 >> i told you that. > kelly, you shouldn't 1176 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,133 > kelly, you shouldn't have done it. 1177 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,434 have done it. >> i know. 1178 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:32,535 >> i know. whatever, you have a crush 1179 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,103 whatever, you have a crush on ryan and i don't 1180 00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:34,704 on ryan and i don't give a shit about that. 1181 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,005 give a shit about that. > what!? 1182 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:36,740 > what!? what does that have to 1183 00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:37,941 what does that have to fucking do with anything, 1184 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,542 fucking do with anything, you are a slut, kelly, 1185 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,011 you are a slut, kelly, that's all, just admit that. 1186 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,847 that's all, just admit that. >> fine, i'm a slut. 1187 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:48,651 >> fine, i'm a slut. does that make you happy? 1188 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:51,921 > [crying] >> the shit in my car 1189 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,524 >> the shit in my car is fucking heroin. 1190 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,626 is fucking heroin. if i don't get it back i'm dead. 1191 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:57,160 if i don't get it back i'm dead. > oh my god kelly, 1192 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,428 > oh my god kelly, i don't believe you. 1193 00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:58,962 i don't believe you. >> i don't care 1194 00:39:58,964 --> 00:39:59,729 >> i don't care if you don't believe me, 1195 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,497 if you don't believe me, oh my god, 1196 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,499 chad and josh are like totally setting me up right now. 1197 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,800 setting me up right now. please, please, could you just 1198 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:04,868 please, please, could you just drive me to troy's house 1199 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,036 drive me to troy's house so i can fucking get him 1200 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,505 so i can fucking get him to take me to staten island. 1201 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,205 to take me to staten island. > i don't feel sorry for you. 1202 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:09,906 > i don't feel sorry for you. >> i don't need you 1203 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:10,774 >> i don't need you to feel sorry for me, look. 1204 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:11,574 to feel sorry for me, look. i have drugs, 1205 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,443 i have drugs, you can have 'em. 1206 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,011 you can have 'em. > where'd you get these? 1207 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:15,745 > where'd you get these? >> from the bathroom, 1208 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,846 >> from the bathroom, matt fucking left 'em there 1209 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,448 matt fucking left 'em there 'cause he's an idiot. 1210 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,016 'cause he's an idiot. please. 1211 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,084 please. please take me to troy's house, 1212 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:21,918 please take me to troy's house, and you never have to 1213 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,886 and you never have to talk to me again, please, 1214 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:23,620 talk to me again, please, i have to get this shit 1215 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:24,654 i have to get this shit or i'm fucking dead. 1216 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,489 or i'm fucking dead. > [blowing nose] 1217 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:27,524 > [blowing nose] fine. 1218 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:28,491 fine. i'll take you to troy's 1219 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:30,727 i'll take you to troy's but that's it. 1220 00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:34,631 >> driving [indistinct] > get the light out of my face. 1221 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,499 > get the light out of my face. i can't drive with it on. 1222 00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:36,933 i can't drive with it on. >> jordan. 1223 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,001 >> jordan. > kelly. 1224 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,035 > kelly. >> woah, jordan, 1225 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,204 >> woah, jordan, you got a lot of matt's drugs 1226 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,172 you got a lot of matt's drugs right here. 1227 00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,007 right here. > what. 1228 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,608 > what. >> there's a lot of cocain. 1229 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,744 >> there's a lot of cocain. > okay. 1230 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,747 > okay. >> open wide! 1231 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:53,049 >> open wide! > i know, i'm sorry. 1232 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,751 > i know, i'm sorry. [sniffing] 1233 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,152 [sniffing] >> [laughing] 1234 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,588 >> [laughing] i wanna do some. 1235 00:40:58,590 --> 00:40:59,122 i wanna do some. kay. 1236 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,558 kay. then i wanna do some more. 1237 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:09,466 fucking troy, he always picks up. 1238 00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:11,835 > maybe he's not home. >> jordan. 1239 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,203 >> jordan. his car is right there. 1240 00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:13,937 his car is right there. > i know, but that 1241 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,205 > i know, but that doesn't mean he's-- 1242 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:16,272 doesn't mean he's-- kelly. 1243 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,240 kelly. where are you going? 1244 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,107 where are you going? kelly. 1245 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:18,775 kelly. >> he's not working 1246 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:19,576 >> he's not working on my fucking website. 1247 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,210 on my fucking website. > i know, but that-- 1248 00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:20,944 > i know, but that-- kelly! 1249 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:21,811 kelly! he's probably just out. 1250 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,245 he's probably just out. >> he's here, 1251 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:22,879 >> he's here, his fucking car's 1252 00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:23,780 his fucking car's in the driveway. 1253 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,548 > i know, but that doesn't mean he's here. 1254 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:26,216 mean he's here. >> jordan, just keep 1255 00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:27,717 >> jordan, just keep filming me, okay? 1256 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,953 > kelly, i don't like being back here. 1257 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:30,787 being back here. >> chill out. 1258 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:31,254 >> chill out. > kelly. 1259 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,021 > kelly. >> jordan. 1260 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:36,226 >> jordan. shut up. 1261 00:41:36,228 --> 00:41:39,762 > shit. >> oh shit. 1262 00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:43,633 >> oh shit. > troy's fucking tiffany. 1263 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,835 > troy's fucking tiffany. kelly. 1264 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:46,669 kelly. [glass shattering] 1265 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:47,237 [glass shattering] >> oh my god. 1266 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:51,040 >> oh my god. [gasping] 1267 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,942 [gasping] 1268 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:58,781 [car beeping] > [indistinct screaming] 1269 00:41:58,783 --> 00:41:59,215 > [indistinct screaming] >> holy shit 1270 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,083 >> holy shit he's coming after us. 1271 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:01,184 he's coming after us. [screaming] 1272 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,318 [screaming] > kelly! 1273 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,620 > kelly! i'm gonna fucking kill you, 1274 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:04,254 i'm gonna fucking kill you, you bitch! 1275 00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:05,889 you bitch! >> [screaming] 1276 00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:10,560 >> [screaming] [laughing] 1277 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:11,027 [laughing] > is he still there, 1278 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:11,728 > is he still there, is he still there, 1279 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,195 is he still there, is he still there? 1280 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:12,962 is he still there? >> no, he's fucking, 1281 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,230 >> no, he's fucking, he fucking fell, 1282 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,298 he fucking fell, he's such a dick. 1283 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,699 he's such a dick. > oh my god that was crazy. 1284 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,034 > oh my god that was crazy. [screams] 1285 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:18,768 [screams] oh my god. 1286 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:19,602 oh my god. >> jordan, jordan. 1287 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:20,136 >> jordan, jordan. did you get me breaking 1288 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:20,904 did you get me breaking the window? 1289 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:21,638 the window? > yeah. 1290 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,773 > yeah. oh my god. 1291 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:26,776 >> i've never caught a guy cheating on me, ever. 1292 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:27,310 cheating on me, ever. > yeah. 1293 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:33,783 > yeah. that's how it feels. 1294 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:37,787 >> are you gonna hate me forever. 1295 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:38,288 hate me forever. > i don't know, 1296 00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:41,624 > i don't know, i'm starving. 1297 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:44,894 >> i threw that brick for both of us. 1298 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:45,828 for both of us. fuck all those asshole boys 1299 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,297 fuck all those asshole boys who don't give a shit about us. 1300 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:48,064 who don't give a shit about us. > kel, you're being 1301 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,033 > kel, you're being so fucking fake right now. 1302 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:50,767 so fucking fake right now. >> no i'm not. 1303 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:51,367 >> no i'm not. > yes you are. 1304 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:55,271 > yes you are. >> i'm being for real, jordan. 1305 00:42:55,273 --> 00:43:03,780 you're my best friend. i'm in such deep shit. 1306 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:12,855 > fine. >> fine what? 1307 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:13,323 >> fine what? > fine i'll take you 1308 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:14,924 > fine i'll take you to staten island. 1309 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:15,825 to staten island. >> shut up, 1310 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:16,626 >> shut up, you're best [indistinct] 1311 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,927 you're best [indistinct] are you serious? 1312 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:18,661 are you serious? > yeah, i mean, 1313 00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:20,096 > yeah, i mean, do you even know where he is? 1314 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:20,930 do you even know where he is? >> yeah, yeah. 1315 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,031 >> yeah, yeah. brianna texted me, 1316 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,200 brianna texted me, they're out at some club. 1317 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,835 they're out at some club. > ew. 1318 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:27,704 > ew. >> yeah, ew. 1319 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,238 >> yeah, ew. oh my god, jordan. 1320 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,707 oh my god, jordan. > do we have more coke? 1321 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,307 > do we have more coke? >> dude. 1322 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,276 >> dude. we got a lot of coke. 1323 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:37,380 we got a lot of coke. > that's good. 1324 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:41,317 > that's good. >> i love you jordan. 1325 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:46,689 what kind of liquor do you want? > i don't know, 1326 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:47,657 > i don't know, like something fruit, 1327 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:48,091 like something fruit, like raspberry. 1328 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:48,791 like raspberry. raspberry. 1329 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:49,192 raspberry. >> vodka, 1330 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:49,926 >> vodka, we're getting vodka. 1331 00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:50,960 we're getting vodka. > okay, vodka. 1332 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:51,794 > okay, vodka. [turn signal clicking] 1333 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:56,699 [turn signal clicking] 1334 00:43:56,701 --> 00:44:07,110 >> 15-- > hurry up dude. 1335 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,411 > hurry up dude. are you paki? 1336 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,412 are you paki? >> no i am not paki, 1337 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:10,780 >> no i am not paki, i am sikh, 1338 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:11,948 i am sikh, i am not pakistani, 1339 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:12,982 i am not pakistani, i am sikh. 1340 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:13,716 i am sikh. > woah, are you 1341 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:15,385 > woah, are you hiding something in here? 1342 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,119 hiding something in here? >> hiding? 1343 00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:18,187 >> hiding? what are you talking about? 1344 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:19,355 what are you talking about? > customer's always right. 1345 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:22,759 > customer's always right. >> $15.20, please. 1346 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:26,262 > [laughing] >> jordan. 1347 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,096 >> jordan. > yeah. 1348 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,131 > yeah. >> the paki in there 1349 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:28,798 >> the paki in there was giving me 1350 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,966 was giving me such a fucking hassle. 1351 00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:30,933 such a fucking hassle. > why? 1352 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,301 > why? >> he was like 'no filming 1353 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,704 >> he was like 'no filming in here, no camera, 1354 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:36,372 in here, no camera, i'm paranoid'. 1355 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,307 i'm paranoid'. i was like, i am the customer, 1356 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,842 i was like, i am the customer, i know best. 1357 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,276 i know best. > yeah. 1358 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:41,177 > yeah. in this country. 1359 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,779 in this country. >> yeah, yeah. 1360 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:44,947 i think he's running some terrorist shit in there. 1361 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:47,016 some terrorist shit in there. > wait, really? 1362 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:51,387 > wait, really? kelly. 1363 00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:52,055 kelly. this is gonna be 1364 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:54,390 this is gonna be a really fucking long trip. 1365 00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:55,091 a really fucking long trip. >> i know. 1366 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:57,126 >> i know. > i'm taking some ecstasy. 1367 00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:58,261 > i'm taking some ecstasy. >> fuck yeah. 1368 00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,362 >> fuck yeah. > rave time! 1369 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,329 > rave time! >> it's 8:00! 1370 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:04,200 >> it's 8:00! > i go first, i go first. 1371 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:07,170 > i go first, i go first. >> wooo!! 1372 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:10,239 >> wooo!! yeah. 1373 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:15,078 be easy on the booze, kelly. > that's a big one. 1374 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,779 > that's a big one. chill out, i'm fine. 1375 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,915 chill out, i'm fine. >> [laughing] 1376 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:25,788 > this is a video dedicated to matt. 1377 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,890 dedicated to matt. >> [laughing] 1378 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,092 >> [laughing] > thank you for your drugs. 1379 00:45:29,094 --> 00:45:31,394 > thank you for your drugs. >> thank you for your drugs. 1380 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,329 >> thank you for your drugs. fuck you. 1381 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:35,031 fuck you. > you have a little dick. 1382 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:36,432 > you have a little dick. that's what jordan says. 1383 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,166 that's what jordan says. >> oh my god, jordan, 1384 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,167 >> oh my god, jordan, you just posted this? 1385 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,035 you just posted this? > yeah, right outside 1386 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,336 > yeah, right outside the liquor store. 1387 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,939 the liquor store. >> awesome. 1388 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:43,873 >> awesome. dude, matt is freaking out. 1389 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,475 dude, matt is freaking out. > what's he say? 1390 00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:46,476 > what's he say? >> [laughing] 1391 00:45:46,478 --> 00:45:47,343 >> [laughing] he says he needs the shit back 1392 00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:48,511 he says he needs the shit back right away. 1393 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,446 right away. [laughing] 1394 00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,314 [laughing] > fuck you matt. 1395 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,416 > fuck you matt. >> fuck you matt. 1396 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,317 >> fuck you matt. [laughing] 1397 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,551 [laughing] dick. 1398 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:56,252 dick. jordan, you're such 1399 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,053 jordan, you're such a badass 'cause 1400 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:57,954 a badass 'cause you're filming me... 1401 00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,989 you're filming me... and you're driving 1402 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:04,327 and you're driving at the same time. 1403 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:14,070 say something. > you say something. 1404 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:17,240 >> you say something. > kelly. 1405 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:20,143 > kelly. you say something. 1406 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:25,081 >> my god, this water bottle feels so good on my face, 1407 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:25,948 feels so good on my face, jordan. 1408 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:26,516 jordan. > [laughing] 1409 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:27,216 > [laughing] >> this water bottle 1410 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:28,384 >> this water bottle feels good on my face. 1411 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:29,418 feels good on my face. [laughing] 1412 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:33,256 [laughing] rave this on your face. 1413 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:37,994 i can't even follow this fucking beat, god. 1414 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,395 fucking beat, god. > kelly, that's your job. 1415 00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:40,563 > kelly, that's your job. [laughing] 1416 00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:41,964 [laughing] i just drive. 1417 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,499 >> you're the smart one, jordan. 1418 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:44,934 jordan. you're the smart one. 1419 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:45,868 you're the smart one. > wait. 1420 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:46,569 > wait. what. 1421 00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:47,370 what. >> just go left. 1422 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,438 like, what do i do? >> just fucking go left. 1423 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,506 >> just fucking go left. just do it. 1424 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,874 just do it. just do it. 1425 00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:54,177 just do it. > [laughing] 1426 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:58,214 >> jordan, you're like, so fucked up right now. 1427 00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,081 so fucked up right now. jordan, fucking move back 1428 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,616 jordan, fucking move back in our lane! 1429 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:01,417 in our lane! jordan, what the fuck, 1430 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:03,319 jordan, what the fuck, what the fuck are you doing? 1431 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,086 what the fuck are you doing? [screams] 1432 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:06,355 [screams] [thudding] 1433 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:20,536 holy shit jordan. i think i'm fine. 1434 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:22,038 i think i'm fine. are you fine? 1435 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,406 are you fine? > yeah. 1436 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:25,007 > yeah. no. 1437 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,509 no. holy shit. 1438 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,977 holy shit. >> holy shit. 1439 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,413 >> holy shit. we just got into an accident, 1440 00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:32,315 we just got into an accident, and we're totally fine, 1441 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:37,220 and we're totally fine, 'cause rule. 1442 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:41,057 and we're gonna figure something out. 1443 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,226 figure something out. right jordan!? 1444 00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:46,295 right jordan!? holy fucking shit. 1445 00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:50,600 holy fucking shit. fuck, where are we? 1446 00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:57,974 dude. > fuck. 1447 00:47:57,976 --> 00:47:58,975 > fuck. >> we're lost. 1448 00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,643 >> we're lost. > fuck. 1449 00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:04,513 > fuck. oh my god. 1450 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:07,683 oh my god. oh my god. 1451 00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:08,551 oh my god. what am i gonna do, my dad, 1452 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,987 what am i gonna do, my dad, he's gonna fucking kill me. 1453 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:13,155 he's gonna fucking kill me. >> [laughing] 1454 00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:14,357 >> [laughing] this is a good picture. 1455 00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:17,326 this is a good picture. > it's not funny kelly. 1456 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:18,261 > it's not funny kelly. >> yo. 1457 00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:19,662 >> yo. can you give me a recap? 1458 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:20,696 can you give me a recap? > fuck off! 1459 00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:21,397 > fuck off! >> jordan. 1460 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,933 i don't know if i got everything recorded on my phone. 1461 00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:24,433 recorded on my phone. tell me how you 1462 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:25,134 tell me how you crashed the car. 1463 00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:26,002 crashed the car. > jordan, this is so-- 1464 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:29,972 > jordan, this is so-- >> tell me how you crashed it. 1465 00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:31,207 >> tell me how you crashed it. > fuck, jordan. 1466 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:34,443 > fuck, jordan. we gotta figure this shit out. 1467 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,111 we gotta figure this shit out. we gotta figure out 1468 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:35,645 we gotta figure out how we're getting to 1469 00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:36,412 how we're getting to fucking staten island. 1470 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,113 fucking staten island. >> oh my god, 1471 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:38,714 >> oh my god, fuck staten island, kelly, 1472 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,216 fuck staten island, kelly, fucking your fucking camera, 1473 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:41,951 fucking your fucking camera, fuck everything! 1474 00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:42,551 fuck everything! > jordan, come on, 1475 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:43,386 > jordan, come on, get it together, 1476 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,353 get it together, we are in this! 1477 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:45,454 we are in this! we've come so far, 1478 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:46,522 we've come so far, come on jordan. 1479 00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:48,391 come on jordan. chill, i'm gonna 1480 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,258 chill, i'm gonna figure this out. 1481 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,527 figure this out. >> what am i gonna do?! 1482 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:53,162 >> what am i gonna do?! what am i gonna do? 1483 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:54,630 what am i gonna do? > [laughing] 1484 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,198 > [laughing] you sound like a banshee. 1485 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,566 you sound like a banshee. jordan, chill out. 1486 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,568 jordan, chill out. >> [indistinct squealing] 1487 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:04,106 >> [indistinct squealing] > [laughing] 1488 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,708 > [laughing] >> go away! 1489 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:06,642 >> go away! > holy shit, jordan! 1490 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:07,643 > holy shit, jordan! >> what? 1491 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,345 >> what? > fucking poo bare. 1492 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:10,246 > fucking poo bare. >> what? 1493 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:11,113 >> what? > he's my biggest fan, 1494 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,248 > he's my biggest fan, he's a fucking cop. 1495 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,182 he's a fucking cop. >> what? 1496 00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,216 >> what? > yeah! 1497 00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:15,017 > yeah! he's a state trooper guy 1498 00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:16,052 he's a state trooper guy from newberg! 1499 00:49:16,054 --> 00:49:18,587 from newberg! that's not that far! 1500 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,655 that's not that far! i'm gonna call him. 1501 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:21,257 i'm gonna call him. >> you have his phone number? 1502 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:22,591 > yeah, he texts me all the time, 1503 00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:23,392 all the time, and he sends me like, 1504 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:24,660 and he sends me like, cheesy necklaces and shit. 1505 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,496 cheesy necklaces and shit. >> ew. 1506 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,198 can you... no, that's not him 1507 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,132 no, that's not him i don't think. 1508 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,234 i don't think. is, well, oh. 1509 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:35,504 is, well, oh. no. 1510 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:37,106 no. fuck, kelly. 1511 00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:37,640 fuck, kelly. > jordan, he's like, 1512 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:38,641 > jordan, he's like, in love with me, 1513 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,142 in love with me, he's my number one fan. 1514 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,577 he's my number one fan. he tips me the most. 1515 00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:42,311 he tips me the most. >> kelly, we're gonna be 1516 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,412 >> kelly, we're gonna be out here all fucking night. 1517 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:44,246 out here all fucking night. like, what if he's not-- 1518 00:49:44,248 --> 00:49:45,181 like, what if he's not-- > chill out. 1519 00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:46,549 > chill out. >> what if he's like a psycho 1520 00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:48,284 >> what if he's like a psycho killer and he's not a cop. 1521 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:49,018 killer and he's not a cop. > oh my god. 1522 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,052 > oh my god. >> you've never met him. 1523 00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:52,488 > why would he lie about being a cop? 1524 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,790 being a cop? that's not even a very good job. 1525 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,525 that's not even a very good job. >> yeah. 1526 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:59,061 >> yeah. > he's totally a cop. 1527 00:49:59,063 --> 00:50:00,129 > he's totally a cop. and he totally loves me, 1528 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,364 and he totally loves me, so calm down, 1529 00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:05,134 so calm down, we're gonna be fine. 1530 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,670 we're gonna be fine. i hope this was a good idea. 1531 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:08,604 i hope this was a good idea. oh, shit, he's coming. 1532 00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:09,338 oh, shit, he's coming. film me. 1533 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,272 film me. >> do you know what he 1534 00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:10,806 >> do you know what he looks like? 1535 00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:11,440 looks like? > no. 1536 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,109 oh my god, i'm nervous, oh my god, oh my god, 1537 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,145 oh my god, oh my god, oh shit, okay. 1538 00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:38,634 [crickets chirping] is that you poo bare? 1539 00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:42,071 >> kelly? > yeah! 1540 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:44,306 > yeah! oh my god. 1541 00:50:44,308 --> 00:50:44,807 oh my god. woah. 1542 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:45,441 woah. >> oh my god, 1543 00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:47,810 >> oh my god, i can't believe it's you. 1544 00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:50,279 i can't believe it's you. > i can't see your face. 1545 00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:50,813 > i can't see your face. woah. 1546 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:52,815 woah. >> wow, you look great. 1547 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:53,682 >> wow, you look great. wow. 1548 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:54,550 wow. > [laughing] 1549 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,618 > [laughing] well duh. 1550 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,620 >> well, i'm sure, i mean, you always look great. 1551 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:58,320 you always look great. > i can't believe 1552 00:50:58,322 --> 00:51:00,122 > i can't believe you're not fat. 1553 00:51:00,124 --> 00:51:01,257 you're not fat. >> thanks, yeah, 1554 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:02,158 >> thanks, yeah, i'm not, i'm not fat. 1555 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,359 i'm not, i'm not fat. > holy. 1556 00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:04,760 > holy. >> you thought i was fat? 1557 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:06,629 >> you thought i was fat? > holy shit. 1558 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:07,797 > holy shit. >> who's this? 1559 00:51:07,799 --> 00:51:09,532 >> who's this? >that's my biffo, jordan. 1560 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:10,232 >that's my biffo, jordan. >> hey. 1561 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:10,766 >> hey. > hi. 1562 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,268 > hi. >> duh. 1563 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:13,269 >> duh. > i can't believe, i don't know 1564 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:14,537 > i can't believe, i don't know what the hell i'm doing here. 1565 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:15,704 what the hell i'm doing here. this is insane. 1566 00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:16,372 this is insane. >> oh my god, 1567 00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:17,206 >> oh my god, thank you so much for coming, 1568 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:17,773 thank you so much for coming, you're like, 1569 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,408 you're like, saving my life right now! 1570 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,509 saving my life right now! > hey, you gotta 1571 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:21,844 > hey, you gotta put that phone down, sweetie, 1572 00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:22,645 put that phone down, sweetie, you can't be filming me 1573 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:23,546 you can't be filming me with that phone. 1574 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:26,515 with that phone. no, you gotta put it down, now. 1575 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:30,152 >> jordan. it's poo bare, in the flesh. 1576 00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:33,289 it's poo bare, in the flesh. in the flesh. 1577 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:38,394 oh my god. 1578 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:41,864 > you're not driving anywhere in that thing tonight. 1579 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,766 in that thing tonight. >> aw, no. 1580 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,302 >> aw, no. > oh no, it's done. 1581 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,204 >> i kind of need you to help us out. 1582 00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:49,672 to help us out. you know what i mean? 1583 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:50,673 you know what i mean? the car was stolen. 1584 00:51:50,675 --> 00:51:51,307 the car was stolen. > this car-- 1585 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:51,807 > this car-- >> yeah yeah yeah. 1586 00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:52,675 >> yeah yeah yeah. the car was stolen, 1587 00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:53,776 the car was stolen, we're not here right now. 1588 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:54,543 we're not here right now. > no way, no way, 1589 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,177 > no way, no way, i can't do that, 1590 00:51:55,179 --> 00:51:55,711 i can't do that, kelly, i'm-- 1591 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,445 kelly, i'm-- >> you wanna party 1592 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:59,615 >> you wanna party with king kelly tonight? 1593 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:08,791 > [laughing] 1594 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:13,696 okay, shit, get in my car, let's go-- 1595 00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:14,597 let's go-- >> [cheering] 1596 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:15,731 >> [cheering] > shhh, shh, come on. 1597 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:16,465 > shhh, shh, come on. stop filming me. 1598 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:16,932 stop filming me. come on. 1599 00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,667 come on. >> you're my knight 1600 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:19,535 >> you're my knight in shining armor, poo bare. 1601 00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:20,202 in shining armor, poo bare. > put the phone down 1602 00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:20,903 > put the phone down and get in the-- 1603 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:21,804 and get in the-- >> oh my god we're riding 1604 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,938 >> oh my god we're riding in the state trooper car. 1605 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:23,906 in the state trooper car. > get in the car, come on. 1606 00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:26,275 > get in the car, come on. >> oh my god, poo bare! 1607 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,943 >> oh my god, poo bare! [laughing] 1608 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:30,746 [laughing] woo! 1609 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:37,553 jordan where are you? i can't see you back there. 1610 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,554 i can't see you back there. > wait wait, i'll turn on the-- 1611 00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,589 > wait wait, i'll turn on the-- >> yeah! 1612 00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:42,925 >> yeah! [laughing] 1613 00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:45,227 what kind of music you got goin' on here? 1614 00:52:45,229 --> 00:52:46,195 you got goin' on here? > uh, yeah. 1615 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:46,962 > uh, yeah. >> i don't even know what 1616 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:47,796 >> i don't even know what any of these bands are. 1617 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:50,499 any of these bands are. > play it play it. 1618 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:51,600 > play it play it. murderclock. 1619 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:52,268 murderclock. 1620 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,938 ♪ music oh yeah! 1621 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:57,606 oh yeah! oh yeah! 1622 00:52:57,608 --> 00:53:02,678 oh yeah! [indistinct] 1623 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,412 [indistinct] >> this, this, alright, 1624 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,280 >> this, this, alright, that's enough. 1625 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:04,813 that's enough. [music stops] 1626 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:07,850 that you're not gonna show these videos to anyone. 1627 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:08,551 show these videos to anyone. alright? 1628 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,585 alright? > just our online friends. 1629 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:10,886 > just our online friends. >> no, no way. 1630 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:11,820 >> no, no way. no, not online. 1631 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:14,490 no, not online. no way. 1632 00:53:14,492 --> 00:53:16,392 what are you playing with back there, sweetie? 1633 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,393 back there, sweetie? > [giggling] 1634 00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:17,927 > [giggling] >> poo bare. 1635 00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:18,894 >> poo bare. > yeah. 1636 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:19,762 > yeah. >> put your 1637 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:20,963 >> put your state trooper hat on. 1638 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:22,531 state trooper hat on. > no, no, i can't. 1639 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,966 > no, no, i can't. i don't wear that in the car. 1640 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:24,767 i don't wear that in the car. i just wear that 1641 00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:26,535 i just wear that when i'm outside. 1642 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,437 when i'm outside. sorry. 1643 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:28,971 sorry. >> you look good 1644 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:30,573 >> you look good with your hat on, poo bare. 1645 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:31,941 with your hat on, poo bare. > i do? 1646 00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:32,841 > i do? heh. 1647 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,009 heh. look, i'm just gonna 1648 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,444 look, i'm just gonna drop you off at the club 1649 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,313 drop you off at the club and then i have to go. 1650 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,514 and then i have to go. >> no, poo bare, 1651 00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:39,381 >> no, poo bare, you have to stay and party 1652 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:40,249 you have to stay and party with us. 1653 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:41,283 with us. > no, i'm on duty 1654 00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:42,685 > no, i'm on duty for another hour, so. 1655 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,852 >> well we'll totally wait for you. 1656 00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:44,620 wait for you. > yeah! 1657 00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:45,554 > yeah! >> come on, you're hanging out 1658 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,922 >> come on, you're hanging out with king kelly tonight. 1659 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:48,390 with king kelly tonight. > yeah. 1660 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:48,958 > yeah. >> this is a huge deal. 1661 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:49,658 >> this is a huge deal. you're gonna make 1662 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,993 you're gonna make all the fanboys go nuts. 1663 00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:51,994 all the fanboys go nuts. > yeah. 1664 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:54,396 > yeah. >> [laughing] 1665 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,965 >> [laughing] > come on, poo bear. 1666 00:53:55,967 --> 00:53:56,832 > come on, poo bear. don't you wanna hang out 1667 00:53:56,834 --> 00:54:01,270 don't you wanna hang out with the king? 1668 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:02,004 with the king? [laughing] 1669 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:03,806 [laughing] it's the 4th of july. 1670 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:06,442 it's the 4th of july. and this is king kelly. 1671 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:09,345 and this is king kelly. reporting from poo bears 1672 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:12,615 reporting from poo bears state trooper car. 1673 00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:16,352 state trooper car. happy 4th of july. 1674 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:27,496 >> [on radio] we got a possible 41, 1675 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,664 a possible 41, hit and run abandoned vehicle, 1676 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,332 hit and run abandoned vehicle, down in spring ridge. 1677 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:31,066 down in spring ridge. barker, do you copy? 1678 00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:31,967 barker, do you copy? > shit. 1679 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:32,835 > shit. >> holy shit, 1680 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:33,902 >> holy shit, is that jordan's car? 1681 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:34,703 is that jordan's car? > shit. 1682 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:35,404 > shit. >> what did he say? 1683 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,639 > be quiet, be quiet. i gotta take this. 1684 00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,741 i gotta take this. shut up. 1685 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:39,341 shut up. hey tommy, 1686 00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:40,776 hey tommy, this is barker, i copy. 1687 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,311 >> [on radio] what's your location? 1688 00:54:42,313 --> 00:54:42,911 location? > currently headed south 1689 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,079 > currently headed south on route 27, 1690 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:45,914 on route 27, just past columbus. 1691 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,916 just past columbus. >> pulling into 22 now, 1692 00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:48,584 >> pulling into 22 now, look up ahead for me 1693 00:54:48,586 --> 00:54:50,619 look up ahead for me in the medium. 1694 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,588 in the medium. > copy that, i see your lights. 1695 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:53,722 > copy that, i see your lights. oh shit. 1696 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:54,857 oh shit. fuck. 1697 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:55,591 fuck. shit. 1698 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:56,558 shit. shit shit. 1699 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,092 shit shit. >> poo bare, 1700 00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,060 >> poo bare, what is that number? 1701 00:54:58,062 --> 00:54:59,328 what is that number? the 4-whatever number? 1702 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,462 the 4-whatever number? what does that mean? 1703 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:01,930 what does that mean? > just shut up, 1704 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:02,731 > just shut up, i gotta think, 1705 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:03,499 i gotta think, okay, kelly, 1706 00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:04,400 okay, kelly, get in the back seat, 1707 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,034 get in the back seat, okay, come on. 1708 00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:05,801 okay, come on. get in the back seat. 1709 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:06,468 get in the back seat. >> why? 1710 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:07,803 >> why? > just come on, hurry up. 1711 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:08,704 > just come on, hurry up. i gotta pull over here. 1712 00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:09,938 i gotta pull over here. >> alright, hold this. 1713 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:10,839 >> alright, hold this. > get back there, come on. 1714 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,841 > get back there, come on. >> ooh, smack my ass 1715 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:13,842 >> ooh, smack my ass some more. 1716 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:14,710 some more. [laughing] 1717 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:15,444 [laughing] oh my god. 1718 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:16,945 > just keep your heads down, don't make a fucking peep. 1719 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:17,780 don't make a fucking peep. >> poo bare, where do you 1720 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:18,580 >> poo bare, where do you want me to put my head? 1721 00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:19,014 want me to put my head? > down there. 1722 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:20,349 > down there. turn the fucking cameras off, 1723 00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,450 turn the fucking cameras off, this is not a joke now. 1724 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,418 this is not a joke now. >> so serious. 1725 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:22,951 >> so serious. > this is serious, 1726 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:23,886 > this is serious, turn the light off, 1727 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:24,787 turn the light off, turn the light off. 1728 00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:25,721 turn the light off. >> okay, just turn it off. 1729 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:28,824 >> okay, just turn it off. okay. 1730 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,793 okay. > otherwise i can't see you. 1731 00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:31,960 >> hey there, tommy, what you got, 1732 00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:33,929 what you got, abandoned vehicle? 1733 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:34,797 abandoned vehicle? > yeah, looks like 1734 00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:35,564 > yeah, looks like a one car crash, 1735 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:36,098 a one car crash, accept the driver 1736 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:36,799 accept the driver seemed to disappear 1737 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:37,833 seemed to disappear into thin fucking air. 1738 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:38,834 into thin fucking air. >> huh. 1739 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:39,601 >> huh. > some old lady called up 1740 00:55:39,603 --> 00:55:40,736 > some old lady called up said she saw two hookers on 1741 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,071 said she saw two hookers on the side of the road up there. 1742 00:55:42,073 --> 00:55:42,971 the side of the road up there. >> oh yeah. 1743 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:45,908 > she was too afraid to get out. just advising you 1744 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:47,776 just advising you of the situation and keep 1745 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:49,445 of the situation and keep your eyes peeled for hookers. 1746 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:50,779 your eyes peeled for hookers. >> will do tom, will do. 1747 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:51,914 >> will do tom, will do. > alright then, good work. 1748 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:53,482 > alright then, good work. >> alright tom. 1749 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,684 >> alright tom. > [snickering] 1750 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,886 > [snickering] >> shh. 1751 00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:00,389 > poo bare, was that your commanding officer? 1752 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:01,123 your commanding officer? >> yes. 1753 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:01,790 >> yes. shut the fuck up, 1754 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:02,691 shut the fuck up, we're not done, stay down. 1755 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,893 we're not done, stay down. > shh. 1756 00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,562 > shh. >> dude, you're like jedi 1757 00:56:06,564 --> 00:56:08,731 >> dude, you're like jedi knight mind tricking hot guy. 1758 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:09,865 knight mind tricking hot guy. > i can't believe that worked, 1759 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:10,566 > i can't believe that worked, i can't believe 1760 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:11,400 i can't believe that fucking worked. 1761 00:56:11,402 --> 00:56:12,101 that fucking worked. >> this is good though right, 1762 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:12,835 >> this is good though right, like, no one knows 1763 00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:13,936 like, no one knows i crashed it right? 1764 00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:14,670 i crashed it right? > yeah, right, 1765 00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:15,871 nobody knows it's jordans, right poo bare? 1766 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:16,638 right poo bare? >> yeah, i think you're 1767 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,506 >> yeah, i think you're in the free and clear. 1768 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:18,140 in the free and clear. > yes! 1769 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:18,907 > yes! oh my god. 1770 00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,876 >> as long as no one tracks down those two hookers. 1771 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:21,844 those two hookers. [laughing] 1772 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:22,711 [laughing] > what the fuck, poo bare, 1773 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,145 > what the fuck, poo bare, you know, your 1774 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:24,513 you know, your commanding officer's a dick. 1775 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,849 could have thrown us all in jail. 1776 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:28,150 all in jail. > i know, and you saved us. 1777 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:30,986 > i know, and you saved us. you saved the night. 1778 00:56:30,988 --> 00:56:32,087 you saved the night. poo bare. 1779 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,155 poo bare. >> thank you poo bare. 1780 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:33,922 >> thank you poo bare. > my hero. 1781 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:34,590 > my hero. >> seriously. 1782 00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:35,057 >> seriously. > jordan. 1783 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:38,627 do you think we should give poo bare some honey? 1784 00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:39,461 poo bare some honey? >> oh yeah, poo bare, 1785 00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:39,962 >> oh yeah, poo bare, let us thank you, 1786 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:40,929 let us thank you, we have drugs. 1787 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:41,597 we have drugs. > yeah! 1788 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,197 > yeah! >> holy shit, no, 1789 00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:43,732 >> holy shit, no, no, no, no, no. 1790 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:44,466 no, no, no, no. > you saved our lives. 1791 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:44,933 > you saved our lives. >> come on, 1792 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:45,968 >> come on, no drugs in the cruiser, 1793 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:46,935 no drugs in the cruiser, come on, you know how much 1794 00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:47,736 come on, you know how much trouble i'll get in? 1795 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:51,039 back here, it's okay. > show us what a bad ass 1796 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,141 > show us what a bad ass you are and do some coke 1797 00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:53,942 you are and do some coke in your state trooper car. 1798 00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:54,743 in your state trooper car. >> yeah, it'll help you 1799 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:55,644 >> yeah, it'll help you work better. 1800 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,145 work better. > what? 1801 00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:56,979 > what? >> yeah, yeah, 1802 00:56:56,981 --> 00:56:57,846 >> yeah, yeah, it'll make you more alert. 1803 00:56:57,848 --> 00:56:58,614 it'll make you more alert. > right. 1804 00:56:58,616 --> 00:56:59,214 > right. >> yeah. 1805 00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:04,019 >> yeah. > be the badass that you are. 1806 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:04,920 > be the badass that you are. >> alright, one line of coke. 1807 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:07,022 >> alright, one line of coke. > yay! 1808 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:07,856 > yay! poo bare! 1809 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:08,557 poo bare! oh my god, poo bare, 1810 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,057 oh my god, poo bare, we love you! 1811 00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:09,725 we love you! >> okay, come on, 1812 00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:10,626 >> okay, come on, be careful. 1813 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:11,727 be careful. > we love you, seriously. 1814 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:12,227 > we love you, seriously. >> god, you're so 1815 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:12,995 >> god, you're so hot right now. 1816 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,129 hot right now. really really. 1817 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,531 really really. > poo bare likes honey. 1818 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,866 > poo bare likes honey. >> yeah, good one! 1819 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:20,002 >> yeah, good one! [laughing] 1820 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:22,838 [laughing] > hail, hail, state police! 1821 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,740 > hail, hail, state police! >> hail, hail, state police! 1822 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:25,574 >> hail, hail, state police! > king of the road 1823 00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:26,475 > king of the road come follow me. 1824 00:57:26,477 --> 00:57:27,042 come follow me. >> king of the road 1825 00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,143 >> king of the road come follow me. 1826 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:28,977 come follow me. > nothing in this 1827 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:30,045 > nothing in this world is free. 1828 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:30,779 world is free. >> nothing in this 1829 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:31,880 >> nothing in this world is free. 1830 00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:32,614 world is free. > a trooper's life 1831 00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:33,715 > a trooper's life was made for me. 1832 00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:34,516 was made for me. >> a trooper life 1833 00:57:34,518 --> 00:57:35,651 >> a trooper life was made for me. 1834 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:36,585 was made for me. [laughing] 1835 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:38,687 [laughing] yea! 1836 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:39,221 yea! > that's good, right, 1837 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:39,888 > that's good, right, that's good. 1838 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:40,889 that's good. >> that's so hot. 1839 00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,191 >> that's so hot. > best song ever, poo bare. 1840 00:57:42,193 --> 00:57:42,858 > best song ever, poo bare. 1841 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,926 ♪ music >> film a state trooper 1842 00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,260 >> film a state trooper doing coke. 1843 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:45,994 doing coke. > oh, no no, 1844 00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:46,862 > oh, no no, don't film you can't film that, 1845 00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:48,130 don't film you can't film that, don't film that. 1846 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:48,931 don't film that. >> okay. 1847 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:53,035 >> okay. > [sniffing] 1848 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:56,071 you guys turn that strobe light off, okay? 1849 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:59,141 strobe light off, okay? [laughing] 1850 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,844 [laughing] >> chad's a fucking psycho. 1851 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:03,011 >> chad's a fucking psycho. when did he send this? 1852 00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:03,812 when did he send this? > i don't know, 1853 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,048 > i don't know, but he sent me like, 12. 1854 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,749 but he sent me like, 12. >> he's just trying to scare me. 1855 00:58:07,751 --> 00:58:09,017 >> he's just trying to scare me. why is he texting me? 1856 00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:11,053 why is he texting me? outta my hands, 1857 00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:13,021 outta my hands, what the fuck does that mean? 1858 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:14,289 what the fuck does that mean? poo bare? 1859 00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,725 poo bare? how far away are we? 1860 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:26,235 [sniffing] 1861 00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:29,905 > this place is a shit-hole. >> oh, it's right up here. 1862 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:30,739 >> oh, it's right up here. > it's right here? 1863 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:31,240 > it's right here? >> yeah. 1864 00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:31,874 >> yeah. > right up here. 1865 00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:33,842 > right up here. >> yeah, make a right. 1866 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:34,610 >> yeah, make a right. > ooh ryan. 1867 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,111 > ooh ryan. nice one. 1868 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:36,845 nice one. kelly, kelly kelly. 1869 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:37,946 kelly, kelly kelly. >> oh, fuck, 1870 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:38,881 >> oh, fuck, there's my car. 1871 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:39,715 there's my car. park park, hurry up 1872 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:40,616 park park, hurry up poo bare, park, 1873 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:41,250 poo bare, park, it's the red one. 1874 00:58:41,252 --> 00:58:41,917 it's the red one. > right here? 1875 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:42,618 > right here? >> yeah yeah yeah, 1876 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:49,091 >> yeah yeah yeah, hurry hurry. 1877 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:57,566 > what the fuck. >> what? 1878 00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:58,600 >> what? > woah. 1879 00:58:58,602 --> 00:58:59,935 > woah. >> that fucking dick. 1880 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:00,569 >> that fucking dick. > what? 1881 00:59:00,571 --> 00:59:01,303 > what? >> the shit is not there. 1882 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,305 >> the shit is not there. > wait, what's not there? 1883 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,207 > wait, what's not there? >> nothing, just something 1884 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,108 >> nothing, just something i fucking need, okay? 1885 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,743 i fucking need, okay? > oh, jesus, 1886 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:08,911 > oh, jesus, maybe i don't wanna know. 1887 00:59:08,913 --> 00:59:10,946 maybe i don't wanna know. >> what are we gonna do. 1888 00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:12,781 >> what are we gonna do. > poo bare. 1889 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:13,782 > poo bare. you gotta go in there like 1890 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,050 you gotta go in there like you're gonna arrest him, 1891 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,286 you're gonna arrest him, grand theft fucking auto. 1892 00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:18,053 grand theft fucking auto. >> kelly, look at how 1893 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,021 >> kelly, look at how i'm dressed. 1894 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:19,688 i'm dressed. > you gotta do it. 1895 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:20,222 > you gotta do it. >> what the hell 1896 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,624 in staten island [indistinct] > jordan, you gotta 1897 00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:23,158 > jordan, you gotta go in there. 1898 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:23,892 go in there. >> what, me? 1899 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,127 > yeah, you gotta go in there. >> why me? 1900 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:25,894 >> why me? > because ryan loves you 1901 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:26,762 > because ryan loves you because you're all sweet 1902 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:27,229 because you're all sweet and innocent-- 1903 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:28,597 >> kelly i wouldn't even know what to say-- 1904 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,231 know what to say-- > i don't know just 1905 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,032 > i don't know just make something up please. 1906 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:30,766 make something up please. you know how badly 1907 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:31,667 you know how badly i need this package. 1908 00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:32,200 i need this package. jordan. 1909 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:32,901 jordan. jordan. 1910 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:33,869 jordan. you can do this. 1911 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,771 you can do this. you can do it. 1912 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,607 you can do it. >> fuck. 1913 00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:44,379 > this is all ryan's fucking fault. 1914 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:45,180 fucking fault. if he didn't steal my car 1915 00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:45,914 if he didn't steal my car none of this shit 1916 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:46,615 none of this shit would be happening 1917 00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:47,316 would be happening right now. 1918 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:50,886 right now. [sniffing] 1919 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:51,653 [sniffing] poo bare. 1920 00:59:51,655 --> 00:59:54,022 poo bare. >> i feel all buzzy right now. 1921 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,124 >> i feel all buzzy right now. > poo bare. 1922 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:59,161 > poo bare. you gotta help me. 1923 00:59:59,163 --> 00:59:59,895 you gotta help me. you have to scare ryan 1924 00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:00,762 you have to scare ryan so he'll tell me 1925 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:01,997 so he'll tell me where the package is. 1926 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:02,764 where the package is. >> what the hell was 1927 01:00:02,766 --> 01:00:04,166 >> what the hell was in that package anyway? 1928 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:07,736 in that package anyway? > come on, tell me? 1929 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:08,303 > come on, tell me? >> it's pretty bad. 1930 01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,104 >> it's pretty bad. > no, no, listen. 1931 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:09,905 > no, no, listen. i'm not going any further 1932 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:10,772 i'm not going any further into this unless you tell me 1933 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:11,340 into this unless you tell me what you were looking for 1934 01:00:11,342 --> 01:00:15,043 what you were looking for in the trunk. 1935 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:19,681 >> it's just like, allergy inhalers 1936 01:00:19,683 --> 01:00:23,218 allergy inhalers and boner pills and shit. 1937 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:23,919 and boner pills and shit. i didn't even know 1938 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:25,120 i didn't even know that that's what it was. 1939 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:29,224 that that's what it was. > shit, that's bad. 1940 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:35,330 >> poo bare. i gotta get it back, okay? 1941 01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:39,301 i gotta get it back, okay? please can you help me? 1942 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:44,039 > if i do this... i want you to do something 1943 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:49,678 i want you to do something for me in return. 1944 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,312 for me in return. >> what? 1945 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:54,316 >> what? > i want you to fuck me. 1946 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:58,887 > i want you to fuck me. i wanna fuck king kelly tonight. 1947 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:03,191 i wanna fuck king kelly tonight. i'm sorry to say it like that. 1948 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:08,230 i'm sorry to say it like that. but i really want to. 1949 01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:18,140 >> yeah. 1950 01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:24,046 okay, i'll fuck you. just help me get my 1951 01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,280 just help me get my package back and i'll do 1952 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:31,086 package back and i'll do whatever you want. 1953 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:37,059 shit, poo bare, go! fucking, let's go [indistinct] 1954 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,260 fucking, let's go [indistinct] yeah! 1955 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:40,462 yeah! oh, shit. 1956 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:41,229 oh, shit. scare him. 1957 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,465 scare him. kick his ass. 1958 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:44,766 kick his ass. > get down on the ground. 1959 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:48,336 > get down on the ground. >> woah, woah, woah. 1960 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:49,137 >> woah, woah, woah. > hit him, poo bare! 1961 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:49,938 > hit him, poo bare! >> [indistinct] 1962 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:51,006 >> [indistinct] stop resisting. 1963 01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,174 stop resisting. > [screaming] 1964 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:53,275 > [screaming] >> you're under arrest asshole, 1965 01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:54,009 >> you're under arrest asshole, where are the drugs, 1966 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:55,210 tell me where the drugs are. > i don't know 1967 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:56,778 what you're talking about. >> where's chad's package? 1968 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:57,412 >> where's chad's package? > what the fuck, you are 1969 01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:59,014 > what the fuck, you are a fucking psycho bitch, kelly. 1970 01:01:59,016 --> 01:01:59,981 a fucking psycho bitch, kelly. >> you're a dick! 1971 01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,416 >> you're a dick! > you show some fucking respect. 1972 01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:03,985 > you show some fucking respect. >> how do you feel now, ryan. 1973 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:05,120 >> how do you feel now, ryan. how do you feel now? 1974 01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:05,954 how do you feel now? > they're gonna lock you 1975 01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:07,322 > they're gonna lock you in fucking sing-sing asshole. 1976 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,390 in fucking sing-sing asshole. that's felony possession, 1977 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:09,291 that's felony possession, is that what you want? 1978 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,092 is that what you want? you have exactly 2 seconds 1979 01:02:10,094 --> 01:02:10,859 you have exactly 2 seconds to tell me where 1980 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:11,793 to tell me where that package is, 1- 1981 01:02:11,795 --> 01:02:13,462 they're kelly's drugs. > 2-3- 1982 01:02:13,464 --> 01:02:14,262 > 2-3- >> ah, okay, 1983 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,197 >> ah, okay, okay. 1984 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,932 they're in my dad's garage, but they're kelly's drugs. 1985 01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:18,100 but they're kelly's drugs. you should be arresting her. 1986 01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:19,101 you should be arresting her. > stop talking. 1987 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:24,005 > stop talking. [indistinct chatter] 1988 01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:24,539 [indistinct chatter] you'd better hope you're 1989 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,074 telling the truth or i'm going ransacking your daddy's 1990 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,777 >> dude, how can you legally do that? 1991 01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:30,045 > i can do whatever i want, asshole. 1992 01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:30,545 asshole. >> yeah, he can do 1993 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:31,947 whatever he fucking wants. pose. 1994 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:32,781 pose. pose for me, poo bare. 1995 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:33,548 pose for me, poo bare. > are you serious? 1996 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,883 > are you serious? this is going on facebook. 1997 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:35,317 this is going on facebook. >> shut up. 1998 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:36,151 >> shut up. hey. 1999 01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,486 > this is going everywhere, dick! 2000 01:02:37,488 --> 01:02:38,220 dick! >> get in the car. 2001 01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:39,020 >> get in the car. > arrest him! 2002 01:02:39,022 --> 01:02:39,788 > arrest him! >> i'm gonna thump 2003 01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:40,956 >> i'm gonna thump your fucking skull, asshole. 2004 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,790 your fucking skull, asshole. > jordan! 2005 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:42,924 > jordan! >> fix this, please. 2006 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:46,895 >> fix this, please. > get in my car. 2007 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:54,236 is that more coke? >> no, it's ketamine. 2008 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:59,341 > oh, it's gonna be one of those nights. 2009 01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:00,542 >> why didn't you tell me you were gonna 2010 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:01,543 You were gonna do that to ryan? 2011 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,145 Do that to ryan? > 'cause i didn't know. 2012 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:05,881 > 'cause i didn't know. poo bare went all overboard. 2013 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:07,549 >> that was fucked up, kelly. 2014 01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:08,250 Kelly. >> whatever, 2015 01:03:08,252 --> 01:03:09,251 >> whatever, ryan deserves it. 2016 01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:10,585 Ryan deserves it. > whatever, no he doesn't. 2017 01:03:10,587 --> 01:03:12,020 > whatever, no he doesn't. and you probably just ruined 2018 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,523 And you probably just ruined my friendship with ryan. 2019 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:15,357 My friendship with ryan. >> whose side are you on, 2020 01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:18,493 >> whose side are you on, jordan? 2021 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,262 Jordan? > whatever. 2022 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:21,029 > whatever. where are we going, 2023 01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:22,564 Where are we going, anyway? 2024 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:26,535 Anyway? >> the gas station. 2025 01:03:26,537 --> 01:03:33,942 > where are... what are we doing here? 2026 01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:36,011 What are we doing here? >> poo bare says he needs gas, 2027 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:39,447 But i think he wants to buy condoms. 2028 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:42,150 > you're not really gonna fuck the cop, are you? 2029 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:43,985 Fuck the cop, are you? >> no. 2030 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:46,054 >> no. i don't konw. 2031 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:48,490 I don't konw. i mean he's kind of cute. 2032 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:51,493 I mean he's kind of cute. you don't think so? 2033 01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:53,128 You don't think so? i'm gonna go get a diet coke. 2034 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,529 I'm gonna go get a diet coke. you want anything? 2035 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:57,332 You want anything? > no, i want a smoke. 2036 01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:12,547 >> you shouldn't smoke, sweetie. 2037 01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:16,451 Sweetie. those things'll kill you. 2038 01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:21,923 > dick. 2039 01:04:21,925 --> 01:04:37,639 Are you okay? >> what the fuck do you think, 2040 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:40,976 >> what the fuck do you think, jordan? 2041 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:43,612 Jordan? > i'm so sorry ryan. 2042 01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,947 > i'm so sorry ryan. i had no idea they were 2043 01:04:45,949 --> 01:04:47,616 I had no idea they were gonna do this to you. 2044 01:04:47,618 --> 01:04:49,384 Gonna do this to you. >> jordan, open this door. 2045 01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:50,485 >> jordan, open this door. > what? 2046 01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:51,519 > what? >> i need some air. 2047 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,355 >> i need some air. it's hot and it's 2048 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:55,357 It's hot and it's stifling in here. 2049 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,157 Stifling in here. can you open the door 2050 01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:56,958 Can you open the door just for a second, 2051 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,694 Just for a second, i need some air. 2052 01:04:59,696 --> 01:05:00,528 I need some air. > uhh... 2053 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:01,596 > uhh... >> i feel like i'm suffocating, 2054 01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:02,964 >> i feel like i'm suffocating, jordan. 2055 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:05,267 Jordan. > uhh... 2056 01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:10,205 > uhh... >> please? 2057 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:14,009 Just real quick. >> okay, just for a second. 2058 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:14,442 >> okay, just for a second. > yeah, 2059 01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:15,277 > yeah, just for a little bit. 2060 01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:16,111 Just for a little bit. >> just for a second, 2061 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,380 >> just for a second, just like, a little bit. 2062 01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:19,347 Just like, a little bit. > thanks jordan! 2063 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:20,415 > thanks jordan! >> wait, ryan, ryan, 2064 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:25,320 >> wait, ryan, ryan, you have to come back, ryan! 2065 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:35,697 > hot and beefy. >> [laughing] 2066 01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:37,198 >> [laughing] fucking kidding me? 2067 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,233 Fucking kidding me? > kingkelly.com. 2068 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,602 > kingkelly.com. it'll make you happy. 2069 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:44,139 [laughing] >> what the fuck? 2070 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:44,706 >> what the fuck? > fuck! 2071 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:45,674 > fuck! >> holy shit. 2072 01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:47,442 >> holy shit. which way did he go? 2073 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:48,076 Which way did he go? > jordan, 2074 01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,344 > jordan, you retarded moron! 2075 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,680 You retarded moron! oh my god, no, no, 2076 01:05:51,682 --> 01:05:52,614 Oh my god, no, no, i'm coming with you. 2077 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,516 I'm coming with you. i'm coming with you poo bare. 2078 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:55,483 I'm coming with you poo bare. we gotta get him. 2079 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,419 Poo bare, we gotta catch his fucking scrawny ass, 2080 01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:58,520 His fucking scrawny ass, let's go. 2081 01:05:58,522 --> 01:05:59,321 Let's go. holy shit. 2082 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:00,221 Holy shit. poo bare. 2083 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,324 Poo bare. oh my god, this is awesome. 2084 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:03,491 Oh my god, this is awesome. this is like that show cops, 2085 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:06,227 This is like that show cops, this is always how it goes. 2086 01:06:06,229 --> 01:06:07,128 This is always how it goes. oh my god, poo bare. 2087 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,097 Oh my god, poo bare. this is so hot. 2088 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:10,332 This is so hot. >> [laughing] 2089 01:06:10,334 --> 01:06:11,766 >> [laughing] oh shit. 2090 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,368 > where'd the skinny kid with the handcuffs go? 2091 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,202 With the handcuffs go? >> oh, man, 2092 01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:14,736 >> oh, man, i don't know-- 2093 01:06:14,738 --> 01:06:16,204 > come on, i know you fucking saw him. 2094 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:16,738 Fucking saw him. >> yeah, man, sorry. 2095 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,340 >> yeah, man, sorry. > are you two assholes 2096 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,107 > are you two assholes trying to get yourselves 2097 01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:19,641 Trying to get yourselves arrested right now? 2098 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:20,442 Arrested right now? i swear to fucking god-- 2099 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:22,510 I swear to fucking god-- >> especially since you brought 2100 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,713 >> especially since you brought your deputy out here with you. 2101 01:06:24,715 --> 01:06:26,214 Your deputy out here with you. > hey becky. 2102 01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:27,048 > hey becky. >> oh, shit, there he goes! 2103 01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:27,649 >> oh, shit, there he goes! [indistinct shouting] 2104 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:31,653 [indistinct shouting] yeah! 2105 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:32,687 Yeah! poo bare, hurry hurry, 2106 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:33,621 Poo bare, hurry hurry, we gotta fucking get him. 2107 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:34,489 We gotta fucking get him. > no, this is a dead end. 2108 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,357 > no, this is a dead end. i'm gonna fuck him up, 2109 01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:36,358 I'm gonna fuck him up, you want me to fuck him up? 2110 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,359 You want me to fuck him up? >> yeah, baby. 2111 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:38,093 >> yeah, baby. > i'm gonna fuck him up. 2112 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,061 > i'm gonna fuck him up. let's go. 2113 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:41,763 >> yeah! poo bare! 2114 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:43,164 I'm like your hot assistant! > yeah. 2115 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,166 >> like your sidekick. > check over there. 2116 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,167 > check over there. >> where is he? 2117 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,369 >> where is he? > there his is. 2118 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:48,036 > there his is. come out here, 2119 01:06:48,038 --> 01:06:48,603 Come out here, mother fucker. 2120 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:49,571 Mother fucker. you get your ass 2121 01:06:49,573 --> 01:06:50,772 You get your ass out here right now! 2122 01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:51,740 Out here right now! >> get away from me! 2123 01:06:51,742 --> 01:06:52,507 >> get away from me! [indistinct shouting] 2124 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:53,241 [indistinct shouting] > ow! 2125 01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:54,109 > ow! >> oh shit. 2126 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:56,745 > what the fuck is the matter with you people?! 2127 01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:57,679 With you people?! >> check this out, baby. 2128 01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:58,480 >> check this out, baby. [buzzing] 2129 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:00,382 [buzzing] > oh, no, no, no, don't. 2130 01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,649 > oh, no, no, no, don't. don't, don't, don't. 2131 01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:02,517 Don't, don't, don't. >> come here. 2132 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,652 >> come here. > argh! 2133 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:05,653 > argh! [buzzing] 2134 01:07:05,655 --> 01:07:08,289 [buzzing] ahh. 2135 01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:20,301 Please, no. >> get up. 2136 01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:24,139 >> get up. > [groaning] 2137 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:25,440 > [groaning] >> ohh, ryan. 2138 01:07:25,442 --> 01:07:26,775 >> ohh, ryan. > how's that feel? 2139 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:29,277 > how's that feel? >> trophy shot. 2140 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:30,545 >> trophy shot. [laughing] 2141 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:31,413 [laughing] > smile. 2142 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,182 > smile. >> hey, you really 2143 01:07:34,184 --> 01:07:36,651 >> hey, you really look like shit, ryan. 2144 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:37,419 Look like shit, ryan. that's what happens 2145 01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:39,254 That's what happens when you mess with the king. 2146 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:41,523 When you mess with the king. > don't fuck with the king. 2147 01:07:41,525 --> 01:07:42,257 > don't fuck with the king. >> yeah. 2148 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:48,763 >> yeah. ree-errr-ree-err. 2149 01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:55,804 What'cha doin', jordash? that's a lot of k. 2150 01:07:55,806 --> 01:07:57,372 That's a lot of k. jordan. 2151 01:07:57,374 --> 01:08:02,310 Jordan. you'd better be careful. 2152 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:08,583 Jordash. 2153 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:18,193 That a boy, poo bare. yeah. 2154 01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:22,497 Yeah. wanna be marine. 2155 01:08:22,499 --> 01:08:27,669 Woah. exorcist. 2156 01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:30,505 Exorcist. jordan. 2157 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,775 Jordan. you're fucked up right now. 2158 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:38,246 Hey, did you let ryan out on the car on purpose? 2159 01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:41,716 Out on the car on purpose? i won't care if you did. 2160 01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:45,653 Whatever. i don't want ryan here 2161 01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:47,655 I don't want ryan here anymore either. 2162 01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:48,423 Anymore either. he's making poo bare 2163 01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:52,494 He's making poo bare all weird and paranoid. 2164 01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,830 All weird and paranoid. > we should just go, kelly. 2165 01:08:55,832 --> 01:09:06,141 >> oh, yes, he's coming. see, i told you. 2166 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,543 Yes! that's totally it. 2167 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:09,511 That's totally it. shh. 2168 01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:10,378 Shh. oh my god. 2169 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,547 Oh my god. > kelly, i'm done-- 2170 01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:13,681 > kelly, i'm done-- >> you're not done with shit. 2171 01:09:13,683 --> 01:09:15,783 >> you're not done with shit. > wait, poo bare, poo bare, 2172 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,252 > wait, poo bare, poo bare, why are you taking ryan? 2173 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:18,520 Why are you taking ryan? >> why are you taking me? 2174 01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:19,921 >> why are you taking me? > no, i don't trust 2175 01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:20,688 > no, i don't trust this little fucker, 2176 01:09:20,690 --> 01:09:21,789 This little fucker, alright? 2177 01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,491 Alright? he's coming with us. 2178 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,626 He's coming with us. hey, let's party. 2179 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:25,527 Hey, let's party. get in your car, 2180 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:28,463 Get in your car, follow me. 2181 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,430 Follow me. >> i got my drugs, 2182 01:09:29,432 --> 01:09:30,932 >> i got my drugs, i got my drugs. 2183 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:32,934 I got my drugs. jordan. 2184 01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:35,537 Jordan. drugs, in my possession. 2185 01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:38,273 Drugs, in my possession. party time. 2186 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,407 Party time. ree-errr-ree-err 2187 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:43,511 Ree-errr-ree-err ree-errr-ree-err. 2188 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:52,253 Dude, jordan. jordan, wake up. 2189 01:09:52,255 --> 01:09:52,754 Jordan, wake up. i don't wanna party 2190 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:54,622 I don't wanna party with poo bare alone. 2191 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:58,326 With poo bare alone. he's a freaking weirdo. 2192 01:09:58,328 --> 01:10:14,809 Ultimate fan video. it's about to happen. 2193 01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:24,485 > get up. 2194 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:28,289 Fine, i'll get you up. got a key? 2195 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:28,856 Got a key? >> yeah. 2196 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:29,824 >> yeah. > what room? 2197 01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:30,758 > what room? >> 115. 2198 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:31,593 >> 115. > 115. 2199 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,630 > 115. >> good one, poo bare. 2200 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:44,606 Jordan, where are you going? we gotta go that way! 2201 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:47,842 We gotta go that way! 115! 2202 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:56,451 Classy joint, poo bare. 2203 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:59,754 > what am i doing here? [door slamming] 2204 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,990 [door slamming] jordan, are you okay? 2205 01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:03,925 Jordan, are you okay? >> this way, sweetie. 2206 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:06,961 >> this way, sweetie. there you go. 2207 01:11:06,963 --> 01:11:08,563 There you go. come on, let's do this. 2208 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,063 Come on, let's do this. > let's do it. 2209 01:11:09,065 --> 01:11:10,765 > let's do it. you bring the blow? 2210 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:14,002 You bring the blow? >> check this out. 2211 01:11:14,004 --> 01:11:15,003 >> check this out. > you guys are fucking gross. 2212 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:16,938 > you guys are fucking gross. >> oh, that is so fucking hot. 2213 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,939 >> oh, that is so fucking hot. you are so fucking hot. 2214 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,340 You are so fucking hot. > this is fucking kidnapping. 2215 01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:20,074 > this is fucking kidnapping. >> shut up. 2216 01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,075 >> shut up. > [laughing] 2217 01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:21,876 > [laughing] >> who are you, 2218 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:22,810 >> who are you, you're not a real cop. 2219 01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:23,645 You're not a real cop. > listen. 2220 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:25,013 You keep your mouth shut, i'll set you free in an hour, 2221 01:11:25,015 --> 01:11:25,713 I'll set you free in an hour, but you keep acting 2222 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:26,781 But you keep acting like a tough guy, 2223 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,449 And i'm gonna run you in for stealing kelly's car, 2224 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:28,883 For stealing kelly's car, it's up to you. 2225 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:29,684 It's up to you. >> it's my car, 2226 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:30,385 >> it's my car, it's under my name. 2227 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:31,552 It's under my name. > no it's not, it's my car! 2228 01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:32,954 > no it's not, it's my car! >> you fucking psycho bitch-- 2229 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:33,621 >> you fucking psycho bitch-- > hey! 2230 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:36,057 You show a little fucking respect! 2231 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:36,724 Fucking respect! i'm gonna make you 2232 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:37,692 I'm gonna make you puke shit, buddy. 2233 01:11:37,694 --> 01:11:38,693 Puke shit, buddy. [thudding] 2234 01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:40,094 [thudding] >> shit! 2235 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:42,330 >> shit! > [gasping] 2236 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,431 > [gasping] >> i told you to shut up, 2237 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,668 >> i told you to shut up, i am not fucking around! 2238 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:47,669 I am not fucking around! just kidding. 2239 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:48,503 Just kidding. that's a good video, huh? 2240 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:52,407 That's a good video, huh? that's a good video. 2241 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:54,876 > shit, poo bare. >> just kidding. 2242 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,044 >> just kidding. let's do this. 2243 01:11:56,046 --> 01:11:58,880 Let's do this. > put him in the bathroom. 2244 01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:11,559 Do your state trooper song for me, poo bare. 2245 01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:12,493 For me, poo bare. >> my state trooper song? 2246 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:13,428 >> my state trooper song? > yeah, do it, 2247 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:16,130 Do your state trooper song. >> [sniffing] 2248 01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:17,999 >> [sniffing] hail, hail, state police! 2249 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,901 Hail, hail, state police! > hail, hail, state police! 2250 01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:20,702 > hail, hail, state police! >> king of the road 2251 01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:21,836 >> king of the road come follow me. 2252 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:22,837 Come follow me. > king of the road 2253 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:23,905 > king of the road come follow me. 2254 01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:24,772 Come follow me. >> nothing in this world 2255 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:25,840 >> nothing in this world is free. 2256 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,675 Is free. > nothing in this world is free. 2257 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:28,876 > nothing in this world is free. >> a trooper's life 2258 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:29,844 >> a trooper's life was made for me. 2259 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,712 Was made for me. > a trooper life 2260 01:12:30,714 --> 01:12:33,981 > a trooper life was made for me. 2261 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,817 Was made for me. ryan's okay, right? 2262 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:36,551 Ryan's okay, right? >> yeah, he's fine, 2263 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:39,354 >> yeah, he's fine, just broke his nose. 2264 01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:59,507 > jordan. jordan. 2265 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,108 Jordan. [indistinct] 2266 01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:00,908 [indistinct] oh my god, 2267 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:02,577 Oh my god, you're so fucked up. 2268 01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:04,579 You're so fucked up. jordan. 2269 01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:06,481 Jordan. help me. 2270 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:07,849 Help me. jordan, you gotta help me. 2271 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,851 Jordan, you gotta help me. jordan, jordan. 2272 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:13,488 Jordan, jordan. put the fucking camera-- 2273 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:18,626 Jordan. jordan. 2274 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:21,062 Jordan. [thudding] 2275 01:13:21,064 --> 01:13:27,602 [thudding] 2276 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:45,787 >> woah. 2277 01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:54,929 > strip for me. 2278 01:13:54,931 --> 01:14:21,255 [laughing] so fucking hot, baby. 2279 01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:23,090 So fucking hot, baby. come on, dance. 2280 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:27,562 Come on, dance. dance for me. 2281 01:14:27,564 --> 01:14:33,801 Yeah. yeah. 2282 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,803 Yeah. i love it when you dance. 2283 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,138 I love it when you dance. >> i can keep dancing for you. 2284 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,139 >> i can keep dancing for you. > yeah? 2285 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:38,873 > yeah? >> yeah. 2286 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:42,877 >> yeah. > no, take my pants off. 2287 01:14:42,879 --> 01:15:25,152 >> let's just get on the bed. 2288 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:33,828 Come on, poo bare. > suck my cock. 2289 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:44,906 Come on. take off your bra. 2290 01:15:44,908 --> 01:16:13,034 >> give it to me. give it to me. 2291 01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:14,035 Give it to me. > no. 2292 01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:14,902 > no. i wanna film you. 2293 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:16,804 >> i'm filming you, poo bare. 2294 01:16:16,806 --> 01:16:18,272 Poo bare. yeah. 2295 01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:19,273 Yeah. yeah, let me film you. 2296 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:20,841 Yeah, let me film you. > yeah, film me baby. 2297 01:16:20,843 --> 01:16:23,311 > yeah, film me baby. yeah. 2298 01:16:23,313 --> 01:16:38,859 >> jordan. jordan. 2299 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:41,295 Jordan. jordan. 2300 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,698 Jordan. jordan. 2301 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:44,732 Jordan. jordan, wake up. 2302 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:45,933 Jordan, wake up. look at me. 2303 01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:48,202 Look at me. jordan. 2304 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:52,740 Jordan. you have to help me. 2305 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:59,380 You have to help me. jordan, you have to unlock me. 2306 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,749 Jordan, you have to unlock me. please, unlock me. 2307 01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:03,117 Please, unlock me. we have to get out of here. 2308 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,318 We have to get out of here. i think that cop is gonna 2309 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:09,223 I think that cop is gonna try to kill me. 2310 01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:31,912 > [groaning] >> [moaning] 2311 01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:37,118 >> [moaning] yeah. 2312 01:17:37,120 --> 01:18:07,748 > shhh, shh. i think he's hurting her. 2313 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,083 I think he's hurting her. >> jordan, get those keys. 2314 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,819 >> jordan, get those keys. they're on the belt right there. 2315 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:12,753 They're on the belt right there. > alright. 2316 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:17,024 > alright. good, good. 2317 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:24,065 >> [indistinct whispering] > put them in my hand. 2318 01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:24,865 > put them in my hand. okay, great. 2319 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:28,936 Okay, great. okay. 2320 01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:29,336 Okay. i'm gonna get 2321 01:18:29,338 --> 01:18:31,305 I'm gonna get out of these cuffs. 2322 01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:32,339 Out of these cuffs. i'm gonna get 2323 01:18:32,341 --> 01:18:34,075 I'm gonna get out of these cuffs. 2324 01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:35,309 Out of these cuffs. >> he's coming for us. 2325 01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:36,811 >> he's coming for us. > okay, okay, okay. 2326 01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:40,281 > okay, okay, okay. we're okay, we're okay. 2327 01:18:40,283 --> 01:18:45,152 Alright. >> he's gonna kill us. 2328 01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:49,323 > oh, fuck. fuck, you, 2329 01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:52,760 Fuck, you, you're so fucking hot. 2330 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:53,928 You're so fucking hot. i'm gonna come. 2331 01:18:53,930 --> 01:18:56,097 Baby, i'm gonna fucking come in you. 2332 01:18:56,099 --> 01:18:58,466 Come in you. i'm gonna fucking come. 2333 01:18:58,468 --> 01:18:59,366 I'm gonna fucking come. [gunshot] 2334 01:18:59,368 --> 01:19:00,067 [gunshot] >> oh shit! 2335 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,936 >> oh shit! oh my god, ryan, 2336 01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:02,436 Oh my god, ryan, you shot him! 2337 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:03,104 You shot him! > it's not my fault! 2338 01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:04,939 > it's not my fault! [indistinct screaming] 2339 01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:06,273 [indistinct screaming] this is not my fault! 2340 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,109 This is not my fault! [screaming] 2341 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:08,776 [screaming] >> jordan, we gotta 2342 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:09,510 >> jordan, we gotta get out of here! 2343 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:10,344 Get out of here! get in the car, 2344 01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:12,546 Get in the car, i'll meet you at the car. 2345 01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,481 I'll meet you at the car. fuck, fuck, i gotta 2346 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:16,050 Fuck, fuck, i gotta get dressed, shit! 2347 01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:24,892 > [coughing] 2348 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:32,900 >> poo bare, i gotta go. don't tell anybody about this, 2349 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,936 Don't tell anybody about this, okay? 2350 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:38,239 Okay? just make something up. 2351 01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:46,814 > okay. 2352 01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:54,421 Kelly. 2353 01:19:54,423 --> 01:20:06,901 >> he's really fucking bleeding jordan. 2354 01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:13,240 Fucking bleeding jordan. > what are we gonna do? 2355 01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:13,974 > what are we gonna do? >> i don't know. 2356 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:15,209 >> i don't know. i don't know. 2357 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:16,844 I don't know. i don't know. 2358 01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:21,448 I don't know. > kelly, we have to find ryan, 2359 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:26,153 > kelly, we have to find ryan, he just ran off. 2360 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:30,024 Kelly, we have to get out of here now. 2361 01:20:30,026 --> 01:20:30,391 Out of here now. >> okay. 2362 01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:32,993 >> okay. > just drive. 2363 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:34,195 > just drive. >> yeah, okay. 2364 01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:35,996 >> yeah, okay. fine. 2365 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,431 Fine. > oh my god. 2366 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:38,432 > oh my god. >> ryan! 2367 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:39,466 >> ryan! what the fuck are you doing, 2368 01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:40,334 What the fuck are you doing, get in the car! 2369 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,002 Get in the car! > ryan, we want to help you! 2370 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,237 > ryan, we want to help you! >> go away! 2371 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:44,305 >> go away! > please, get in the car! 2372 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:48,309 > please, get in the car! >> get the fuck away from me! 2373 01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:49,176 >> get the fuck away from me! > kelly, stop the car, 2374 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:49,977 > kelly, stop the car, stop the car. 2375 01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:50,578 Stop the car. >> ryan are you crazy, 2376 01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:51,445 >> ryan are you crazy, you're in the middle 2377 01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:52,112 You're in the middle of the ghetto! 2378 01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,314 > stop the fucking car! >> oh my god, 2379 01:20:53,316 --> 01:20:56,016 Are you seriously gonna ride in that thing? 2380 01:20:56,018 --> 01:21:00,087 Gonna ride in that thing? jordan! 2381 01:21:00,089 --> 01:21:02,990 Jordan, get in the fucking car. > [screaming] 2382 01:21:02,992 --> 01:21:03,524 > [screaming] >> jordan, 2383 01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:04,491 >> jordan, you're embarrassing yourself. 2384 01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:07,461 You're embarrassing yourself. get in the car, jordan. 2385 01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:08,329 Get in the car, jordan. get in here! 2386 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:11,265 Get in here! >>ryan! 2387 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:13,901 >>ryan! >jordan! 2388 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:18,372 >jordan! i'm not coming after you! 2389 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:23,110 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 2390 01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:32,453 Dang, i'm so lost right now. i gotta figure this out. 2391 01:21:32,455 --> 01:21:35,489 I gotta figure this out. [sighs] 2392 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:40,427 [sighs] fuck. 2393 01:21:40,429 --> 01:21:50,604 Jordan left her phone. 2394 01:21:50,606 --> 01:22:04,318 God, i look like such a loser. 2395 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:41,388 Which one do i wanna eat? [indistinct] 2396 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:53,000 Holy shit. look at all this food. 2397 01:22:53,002 --> 01:22:57,438 No one's gonna believe i ordered all this. 2398 01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:03,744 Maybe i'll just take one bite of everything and throw it out. 2399 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:12,619 I'm all alone now. so what? 2400 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:13,487 So what? so what? 2401 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:14,254 So what? fucking jordan goes off 2402 01:23:14,256 --> 01:23:14,755 Fucking jordan goes off with ryan, 2403 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:20,060 With ryan, she's fucking in love with him. 2404 01:23:20,062 --> 01:23:28,736 People are gonna freak out when i post this video. 2405 01:23:28,738 --> 01:23:29,636 When i post this video. no one can say shit to me 2406 01:23:29,638 --> 01:23:30,471 No one can say shit to me either, 'cause it all 2407 01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:37,578 Either, 'cause it all really happened. 2408 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:56,130 I'm king kelly, bitches. i'm gonna show you all. 2409 01:23:56,132 --> 01:25:49,843 A�� music captioning by gigecast 2410 01:25:49,845 --> 01:26:08,662 Captioning by gigecast www.gigecast.com 201354