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- Oh! Hey, Rach!
- Hi.
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RACHEL: Happy Valentine's Day!
- You too!
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Hey, so, uh, how's it going
living over at Ross'?
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It's good, except he makes us watch
the Discovery Channel all day long.
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Did you know that something
really boring...
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...happened to someone
really ugly in the Middle Ages?
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- Thank you. See you guys later.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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That is one lucky
to-go cup of coffee.
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Oh, honey.
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I wish you'd get over her.
I hate seeing you like this.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
Do you wanna look down my top?
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Thanks. Maybe later.
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- Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
- You want anything?
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You know what I want?
I want a lot of things.
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I wanna be with the woman I love
on Valentine's Day!
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I want her to love me back.
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And I want one moment of relief...
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...from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing
that's never gonna happen!
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We have red bagels.
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Okay.
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So how does Mona feel about
you and Rachel living together?
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I'm on my way to tell her right now.
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She's been away all week visiting parents,
but she'll be cool.
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She's been so supportive.
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She even got the baby a tiny T-shirt
that says, "Fossils are my friends."
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Ugh, come on, Mona. Don't kiss ass.
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- So, uh, I'm gonna take off.
- All right.
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Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot!
Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape.
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- What is it?
- A video of my friend giving birth.
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- Could you bring it back to your apartment?
- All right.
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"Candy and Cookie"?
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Yeah, Candy's the mother,
Cookie's the daughter.
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The father's name is also Cookie.
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Why am I friends with these people?
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Phoebe, come here. I wanna show you
something in the bathroom.
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Ugh, Monica, grow up.
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- What do you got behind your back?
- Nothing.
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Just something I want
Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day.
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- You don't want my opinion?
- Not really.
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Come on, I'm your older brother.
Ask me.
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Oh, okay, big brother. Um...
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Which one would make
your little sister look hotter...
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...so your best friend
would want to do her?
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The red one.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- Mm.
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I know you've been depressed lately,
so I brought someone to cheer you up.
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Right outside this door
is a real, live, furry playmate.
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No, I'm not sleeping
with your friend Jane again.
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PHOEBE: Hee-hee!
- Hey, a dog! Oh, hi!
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Who, you gotta admit,
looks a lot like Jane.
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This is the happiest dog in the world.
I borrowed him from my friend Wendy.
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So you can keep him until he cheers
you up. And he will cheer you up.
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Thanks so much, Pheebs.
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We are gonna have so much fun!
Yes we are!
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Oh, not that kind of fun.
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- Happy Valentine's!
MONICA: Hey!
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I'll be right out.
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I'm slipping into something a little less
comfortable and a little more slutty.
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"Candy and Cookie"?
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Monica got me porn?
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Girl-on-girl porn?
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She really must love me!
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[WOMAN ON TV MOANS]
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MAN [ON TV]: Yeah, just relax.
- I love you, St. Valentine.
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[WOMAN GROANING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Whoa, whoa, that's not pretty.
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MAN: Now push!
WOMAN: Unh!
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Ow! Oh, God, it hurts!
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Worst porn ever!
Worst porn ever!
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WOMAN: Oh, make it stop!
- I am trying!
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Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball!
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You're cute, but you're not too smart.
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Yeah. Did I just throw this?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I accidentally packed these
with my stuff.
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- Who is this?
- That's, uh, Phoebe's friend's dog.
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I don't know his real name.
I call him Mozzarella.
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Ohh, you are so cute. I wish I could play
with you more, but I've gotta go to work.
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I hope I stop talking like this before
my marketing meeting. Yes, I do.
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Bye-bye, Joey.
Seriously, I can't stop it.
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Come here! Hey!
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Hey. That's Rachel.
She's the one who used to live here.
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Might as well be honest with you.
We love her.
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But we can't have her. No.
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I really miss her.
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Hey, you understand, right?
You're a guy.
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Well, you used to be.
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So, what do you think?
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I've still got it.
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- Why did you get me this?
- What is it?
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It's yelling, bleeding, dilating.
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Oh, the dilating!
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Is this the video of the baby being born?
This is Phoebe's.
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Why were you even watching it?
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I thought maybe you got me porn
for Valentine's Day.
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Chandler, if you thought I was gonna
get you porn for Valentine's Day...
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...you were right.
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Apparently, it's about a girl who moves
to the city in search of stardom...
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...but ends up having sex
with a lot of guys.
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It got four stars.
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Oh, wait a minute. Those aren't stars.
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- Anyway, you wanna take a look?
- Well...
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- I'm not really in a sexy mood right now.
- Hey, what's going on?
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Well, remember the first time
you saw Jaws...
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...how long it took
to go back in the water?
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Chandler, we can't let this tape
wreck Valentine's Day.
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- You don't know. You didn't see it.
- Childbirth is a natural thing. It's beautiful.
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Oh, beautiful? Really? Huh, really?
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You think this is beautiful?
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[WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV]
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Oh, my God!
No wonder my mother hates me!
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- See, honey, there's...
- Don't touch me!
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- So how was Atlantic City?
- Good.
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- I brought you back a present.
- What...?
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Come on, you didn't have to...
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- Saltwater taffy?
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- Thanks.
- Mm.
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It's interesting, most people think
this is made with seawater.
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But it's actually made with,
uh, salted fresh water.
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That's not interesting.
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- I think it's interesting.
- I do too. I missed you!
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- Me too. How was your week?
- Oh, it was good.
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- Actually, the baby started kicking.
- How exciting.
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Yeah, aw. It was amazing.
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The only sad thing is, I wasn't around
when it happened the first time.
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- Oh, no.
- I was missing out on all this stuff.
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- Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
- Ha, ha. Yeah, right.
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- What?
- Joey cracks me up.
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"Yeah, have your ex-wife move in.
That wouldn't be awkward at all." Heh.
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Huh. Heh.
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Hey, imagine, I go away for a few days...
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...I come back and my boyfriend is living
with some woman he got pregnant.
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[LAUGHING]
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So, what'd you tell him?
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[MUMBLES]
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How could you not tell Mona
that Rachel is living with you?
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I don't know. She seemed to think
it was such a crazy idea.
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Plus, she, uh... She got me taffy.
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- Taffy, really? I've never had any.
- Ever?
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My mother was too busy planning her
suicide to provide saltwater treats.
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Thank you.
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So are you just never gonna tell her?
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No, no, I will.
I just want to butter her up first.
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I'm gonna take her to an amazing
Valentine's dinner...
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...do all this romantic stuff.
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And then, when she thinks
I'm the best boyfriend in the world...
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...then I tell her my pregnant
ex-girlfriend is living with me.
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If I haven't said it before,
she's a lucky, lucky lady.
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So where are...? What the
mother of crap is up with this stuff?
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God, is it gum? Is it food?
What's the deal?
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Oh, it's nice.
May I try a pink one?
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So between her and me being friends,
and her history with Ross...
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...it just isn't gonna happen.
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It'd be like you falling in love
with a cat.
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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey.
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Hey, buddy. How's my favorite dog, huh?
How's my favorite dog?
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You're subdued.
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- Did you give him a beer?
- No.
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- Will you excuse us? We need to talk.
- Sure.
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Oh, me, right.
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- He's miserable. What happened to him?
- Nothing.
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- We just talked about stuff.
- What stuff?
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Rachel stuff.
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Oh, Joey, you bummed him out!
This is the happiest dog in the world.
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He spends a day with you,
and look at him.
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He's breathing.
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- I'll take him back to Wendy's.
- No, no, no. He's fine.
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Hey, look. Look.
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Here's your ball! Get the ball!
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Get your ball! Get your ball!
Get your ball!
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Get... God, what have I done to you?
Huh?
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I broke the dog, Pheebs!
I broke the dog!
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I'm, uh, going to pick up Mona.
What you got going on tonight?
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Oh, I've got big Valentine's plans.
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I've got Chinese food on the way,
and the rest of your saltwater taffy.
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It's interesting. Most people think that's
made with seawater, when in fact...
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Ross, we actually watched
the documentary together.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, my Chinese food.
I'll get my cash.
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Mona?
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- What are...? Hi!
- Hi.
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What are you doing here?
I'm supposed to pick you up.
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Change of plans, I made you
a Valentine's dinner. Surprise!
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[SCREAMS]
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- Oh! Hey, Mona!
- Hi... Hi, Rachel.
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What's she doing here?
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I have no idea.
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I'll be watching TV
if anybody needs me.
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Seriously, what is she doing?
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Uh, you know, lately she just likes
hanging out here.
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- Why?
- I think she's lonely.
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- But it's Valentine's Day.
- I know.
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Can't we ask her to go?
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Well, no, she's way too emotional.
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And by emotional, I mean crazy!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'm not here!
That's just my Chinese food.
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Oh, my God,
she has food delivered here?
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Mm-hm, yes, she's emotional, but ballsy.
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You know what? I'm gonna
get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
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And you thought
she was gonna be in our way!
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Okay, why don't you, uh, open
the champagne, and I will be right back.
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- I've got a surprise for you.
- You got another ex-wife back there?
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Ho, oh! Heh. Please start drinking.
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- I'm just gonna grab the phone.
- Oh, Rachel, wait. Hey, um...
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I hope you don't take this
the wrong way, but, um...
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry, do you need the phone?
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No. No.
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Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything,
but this is his apartment.
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And we gotta have some boundaries.
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So why don't you go to your place
and give us some privacy?
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But, Mona, I live here.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Or, something to remember me by.
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- How long has it been this time?
- Ninety seconds.
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That's better. Ninety seconds
is a long time not to think about it.
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Except all I did was think about it.
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I know. It haunts me.
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Up until now, the worst thing I ever saw...
225
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...was my father doing tequila shots
off the naked houseboy.
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After this, I would gladly
make that my screen saver.
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We have to get past this.
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Why don't we get rid of the tape
and pretend it never existed.
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- I could do that.
- Okay.
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Okay, now all we gotta do
is get rid of this chair.
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Come here.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Oh, thank God!
- Oi.
234
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,949
Come in!
235
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,243
Hi. I'm sorry to barge in
on your Valentine.
236
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:58,206
I had to get away from the yelling.
Mona is dumping Ross.
237
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,750
- Oh, my God.
- Poor Ross.
238
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,090
Oh, great. We have to watch him
do yoga in his underwear...
239
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,384
...but for this he closes the drapes.
240
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,221
Rach, you know that birthing tape
you wanted to see?
241
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,306
RACHEL: Mm-hm.
- It's here.
242
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,602
Oh, and we should warn you before
you watch it. Don't watch it.
243
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,313
Why, you saw it? Is it scary?
244
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,234
Let's just say it's ironic how footage
of someone being born...
245
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,320
...can make you want to kill yourself.
246
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:34,075
Now, wait, now I'm all freaked out.
You guys will watch it with me?
247
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,913
No, but I will leave a sweater that
smells like me right next to you.
248
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,376
Come on, seriously, you're not gonna
make me watch this alone.
249
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,215
She's right. Of course not.
250
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,592
Honey, get the tape.
251
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:02,645
This reminds me of a very specific
part of the tape.
252
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,026
Okay. Here we go.
253
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,944
Okay. Ahem.
254
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,863
[WOMAN ON TV MOANS]
255
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,740
Oh, my.
256
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,991
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
257
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,410
MAN:
All right, baby. One more time.
258
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,955
Why is that baby torturing that woman?
259
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,667
Why have I seen this thing
three times?
260
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,879
It's still beautiful.
261
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,382
- Aah! It's horrible!
- I know, I know!
262
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,718
- I'm so sorry for you!
- Oh, my God!
263
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:38,681
- You guys! You guys, look!
- What? Did her ass explode?
264
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,975
[BABY CRYING ON TV]
265
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,312
No, the baby's out. Look. Look.
266
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:50,151
Look at those little fingers and toes.
267
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,487
And look how happy the mom is now.
268
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:58,076
- Oh, Rach.
- Screw you! You don't have to do it!
269
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,998
- Hey.
- Hey! What...
270
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,794
- What's up?
- Uh, Mona just dumped me.
271
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,797
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?
272
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,510
With everything going on lately,
I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend.
273
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,346
I didn't tell her
I got Rachel pregnant.
274
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:23,684
I gave her a key to my apartment
and then had the locks changed.
275
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,438
Then I lied to her about Rachel
moving in with me.
276
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:32,610
In a way, I judge her for not
breaking up with me sooner.
277
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,780
That really sucks.
Especially on Valentine's Day.
278
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,535
Yeah. Wait a minute.
What are you doing here?
279
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,621
Joey Tribbiani without a date
on Valentine's Day?
280
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,166
What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Heh.
281
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,962
- Sort of. Ha, ha.
- Really?
282
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,673
You don't have to seem
so happy about it.
283
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:58,469
- Sorry. Well, uh, maybe I can help.
- Oh, I...
284
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,056
Whatever it is,
I am sure it has happened to me.
285
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:07,145
You know, actually,
once I got dumped during sex.
286
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:16,237
- So anyway, uh, what is it?
- Forget about it. It's no big deal.
287
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,948
- Come on, what is it?
- It's nothing.
288
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,951
Hey, it's me.
Why can't you tell me?
289
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:28,082
Okay. Uh, sit down. Um...
290
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,715
There's this woman that I like a lot.
291
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,092
But, uh, it can't happen.
292
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,845
She's not a Tribbiani?
293
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,682
No!
294
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,103
So, uh... So is she someone from work?
295
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,689
Yes.
296
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,275
Well, um, does she like you?
297
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,571
Sometimes I think maybe she could.
298
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,407
But it doesn't matter,
I can't do anything about it.
299
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,742
Why not?
300
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,744
It's complicated.
301
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,831
She was with this other guy.
For a long time.
302
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,833
Someone from work too.
303
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,668
And, uh...
304
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,339
I could never do that to the guy.
We're friends.
305
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:22,428
So, uh, this guy she used to go out with,
is he still in love with her?
306
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,514
- No, I don't think so.
- Okay.
307
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,516
Is he a good guy?
308
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,103
Yeah, he's the best.
309
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,023
- Then talk to him. He might be fine.
- I don't know.
310
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,443
It's worth finding out,
if you really like her.
311
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,278
I do, so much.
312
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,365
I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't sleep...
313
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,035
Okay, Joey, you know what?
You have to go for it.
314
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:51,415
How often does this happen to you?
You owe it to yourself.
315
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,085
Here's your warm milk.
316
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,759
I'm gonna put the bourbon
in it at home.
317
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,511
Yeah.
318
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,683
Anyway, seriously,
just talk to the guy, okay?
319
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,310
Let me know how it goes.
320
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,647
It's Rachel.
321
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,868
RACHEL: You're gonna have a baby
and you need to be prepared.
322
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:32,832
You're gonna make yourself watch
the whole thing. Just do it!
323
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,046
WOMAN [ON TV]:
Heh, I came to the big city to become a star.
324
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,926
- I'll do anything to make that happen.
MAN [ON TV]: Anything?
325
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:48,681
RACHEL: Hmm. Maybe it starts
with how she gets pregnant.
326
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,146
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