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- Hey. What's up?
- I left my guitar here again.
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Oh, okay. No problem.
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- Okay. Here you go.
- Okay.
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Okay, um...
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- What?
- You want to hang out or something?
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Phoebe, you caught me at a bad time.
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- Oh, are you and Chandler...?
- Yes. Exactly.
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- Okay. Want me to play for you?
- No.
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Hey, Pheebs, what's up?
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You ask an intriguing question,
Chandler Bing.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God! You're getting a massage?
You never let me massage you.
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- Phoebe, I can explain.
- You told me you hate massages.
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Buy stamps. Pick up dry cleaning.
Don't let Phoebe in.
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I can't believe this.
How long has this been going on?
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- Well, uh, Alexandra has...
- Oh, it has a name?
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Phoebe, don't get upset.
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Okay. Oh, too late! I'm leaving.
Come on, Chandler, let's go.
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Well, I thought I'd...
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Yeah, what the hell.
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- Okay, come on. One more push.
- Unh!
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Come on, we're almost there.
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Joey, I'm so happy things worked out
for us and we're having this baby together.
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- I love you so much.
- Oh, I love you too.
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Mm. I hope it's not
an inappropriate time to say this...
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...but you're the best sex I've ever had.
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- That's always appropriate.
- Ha, ha.
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Okay, come on, one more push.
One more push.
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[GROANS]
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DOCTOR:
There we go.
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[RACHEL SIGHS AND BABY CRIES]
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Here is your beautiful baby.
Congratulations.
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[SNARLS]
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I hope you're a better father
than you are a friend!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Whoa! Aah, whoa.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Joey!
- What, what?
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- What's going on? Uh...
- Feel this. Come feel my belly.
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The baby's kicking for the first time.
Please come feel.
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- Really? Uh...
- Yes.
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You know what? Maybe, uh, you...
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Maybe you should come to me.
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- I'm not wearing any bottoms.
- Oh, okay.
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- Oh, my God.
- Aah!
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It's unbelievable!
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Wow, she is kicking so much.
She's like, um...
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Who's that kind of
annoying girl soccer player?
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- Mia Hamm?
- Mia Hamm!
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- Oh! It's amazing.
- Whoa. One hand on the sheet, Joe.
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Whoa, eh. Sorry.
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- Hey, babe.
MONICA: Hey, honey.
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We got a wedding gift from Bob and
Faye Bing. They don't like us, do they?
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Who says you can't get
a nice punch bowl for under $6?
55
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- Maybe we can take it back.
- Doesn't say where it's from.
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- Where would we return it?
- How about to the street, from the balcony?
57
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Why don't we just find a place for it?
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[MUMBLES]
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How about in that cabinet?
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That's where we keep canned goods.
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Have you forgotten everything
you learned in orientation?
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How about the closet by the bathroom?
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Oh. Okay.
Why don't you let me do it.
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No, no, no. I will do it.
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You have to relax and let your husband
take care of things once in a while.
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It's locked. You have to help me.
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Why is it locked?
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No reason.
I keep private things in there.
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You know, I've been living here a while...
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...and I've never seen
what's in that closet.
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What is in there?
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Feminine stuff.
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Don't try to make me uncomfortable
with feminine stuff!
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Nothing in there concerns you.
If you love me, you'll just let it go.
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- Fine.
- Thank you.
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Love you.
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Hello, Chandler.
Lovely day, huh? You.
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If it helps, Alexandra's only been
massaging Monica for, like, three years.
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If! I said, if it helps.
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Why won't you let me massage you?
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Uh, well, it's... I'd be self-conscious.
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You're my friend. I'd be naked.
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We lived together for years.
I've seen you naked.
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That's different. We were roommates.
And when?
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I'm curious about the human body.
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You can understand
why this would be weird for me.
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I'm a professional
and I'm really good.
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If you're uncomfortable, we can stop.
Just give me a chance, okay? Please?
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Okay, if it means that much to you.
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It does. How would you feel
if you couldn't share your cooking?
91
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Or imagine how Ross would feel
if he couldn't teach us about dragons.
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- Dinosaurs.
- Potato, "potato."
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- Hey.
- Ross, the baby's kicking.
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What? It is?
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It's not kicking right now.
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Although we would love
to see you do that again.
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When was it kicking? What happened?
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Last night. I felt it. I went into Joey's room,
and he was sleeping.
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A dreamless sleep.
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My God, the baby's kicking.
That's great.
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I wish I would have been there to feel
the kicking for the first time.
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I got some stuff going on
in here if you want to feel.
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I don't want to miss any more baby
stuff. Here's my pager number.
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Anytime anything pregnancy-related
happens, use it. I'll be there.
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I don't care if it's 3 in the morning
and you want ice cream.
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Wow. Can I get a copy of that?
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PHOEBE: Are you under the sheet?
MONICA: Yes.
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[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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Great, let's begin.
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- How's the pressure?
- Ah.
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It's nice. Wow, Phoebe, you are good.
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Stating the obvious, but thank you.
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- And it's not weird, is it?
- No.
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[MONICA MOANS]
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That's right, you just enjoy.
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[MONICA MOANS]
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, oh!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Okay.
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Oh, God, Phoebe!
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Oh, that's it! That's it, right there! Oh!
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[MONICA MOANS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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I wasn't trying to open your closet.
I wasn't trying, I swear.
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Wow. Monica runs a pretty tight ship here,
doesn't she? What are you doing?
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Monica has a secret closet.
She won't let me see what's in it.
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- Why not?
- I don't know!
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What could she possibly be hiding in here
what I can't see?
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I don't know. Ooh.
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I'll bet it's Richard.
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Why would Monica be keeping Richard
in here?
132
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Well, off the top of my head, uh...
133
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:06,211
...maybe she's having her cake
and eating it too.
134
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You being the "cake,"
Richard being the "too."
135
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- Or...
- And here we go.
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I saw this movie once
where there was a door.
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Nobody knew what was behind it.
138
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And when they finally got it open, millions
and millions of bugs came pouring out...
139
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...and they feasted on human flesh!
140
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You know, it wouldn't kill you
to respect your wife's privacy!
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Stupid closet full of bugs!
142
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Joey, something feels weird
and not good weird. I don't... Whoa!
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Whoa! Don't worry.
When my sisters were pregnant...
144
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...they got every weird feeling
and it was always nothing.
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- Really?
JOEY: Absolutely.
146
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But we'll stop by the hospital
just to be sure. I'll page Ross.
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Okay, oh, God... Ow.
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Oh, okay, Rach, look at me.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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- Okay.
- Trust me. Take my hand. Here we go.
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Ow! Crushing bones!
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Good thing we're going to a hospital.
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- Hey. So?
- She's fine.
153
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She was experiencing
Braxton Hicks contractions.
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- Mild discomfort in the uterine wall.
- Hmm.
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Mild discomfort? I take it you've had
one of these Braxton thingies?
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- Everything is normal?
DOCTOR: Yes.
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- There's no danger to her or the baby?
DOCTOR: No.
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Contractions can be unnerving
if you don't know, but she's fine.
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Thank you, doctor.
And thank you for being nice and calm.
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Calm? I wasn't calm! I've never been
more scared in my life.
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- You said everything was okay.
- What do I know? I'm not a doctor.
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- But everything is okay. I'm fine.
- You sure?
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Yes. I got half a mind
to contract that doctor's uterus.
164
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Mild discomfort!
What's he talking about?
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- Is everything okay?
- Everything's fine.
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Your page said, "Come to
the hospital." What happened?
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Something called
Braxton Hicks contraction.
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Ugh, oh. Ha, ha.
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That's no big deal.
Most women don't feel them.
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Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
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Hey, uh, what's with the candy?
172
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When you beeped me I was at
the concession stand at the movies.
173
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- You went to the movies by yourself?
- No... Mona!
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- Oh, I gotta go back in there.
- Why? What's wrong?
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- Everything's fine, I just gotta...
- No, really, tell me. What's up?
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Look, I forgot my underwear.
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So thanks so much
for bringing her to the hospital.
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Oh, hey, don't worry about it.
No big deal.
179
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But still, it should have been me.
I'm the dad.
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If you have questions...
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...here's information on Braxton Hicks.
- Thanks.
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And by the way, you did the right thing
by bringing her in.
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- You're gonna make a wonderful father.
- Oh, uh...
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Hey, not as good as this guy.
He brought Twizzlers.
185
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- There has got to be a way.
- Easy there, Captain Kirk.
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- Oh, do you have a bobby pin?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no, wait.
I'm not a 9-year-old girl.
188
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Then why do you throw like one?
189
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- Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
- Oh, sure, "Monica."
190
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So how's the hideously
inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
191
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Really good. I should be ready
to kill myself any day now.
192
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Well, you sure found that quick.
193
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I just wish I didn't feel this way
about Rachel.
194
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I wish things could go back to normal.
195
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I mean, I love living with her,
and helping out with the baby is amazing.
196
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But now I think Ross feels left out.
197
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You know?
When I had to take Rachel to the hospital...
198
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...the doctor thought I was the father.
God, you...
199
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You should have seen
the look on Ross' face.
200
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,340
By the way,
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
201
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,300
For all I know, I'm locking it more.
202
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,553
Hey, you try opening it with a credit card?
203
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- That's a good idea. Okay.
- Yeah.
204
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- So, uh, Ross is kind of bummed, huh?
- Ugh.
205
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- I ju... I feel terrible.
- It's not your fault.
206
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What are you gonna do,
not take her to the hospital?
207
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You're doing nothing wrong.
208
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Except for harboring an all-consuming
love for the woman carrying his baby.
209
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Richard, if you're in there,
could you pass me my credit card?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing.
That massage felt so good.
212
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No, no, I got that.
213
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,636
So, um, what do you say
we make it a weekly appointment?
214
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,846
Okay.
215
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:13,268
You should know though,
I've, um, raised my rates to $200 an hour.
216
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- Okay.
- I mean 500.
217
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- What?
- 600.
218
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What's going on?
219
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,653
Oh, you make sex noises
when you get massaged.
220
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- Wha...?
- And it really freaked me out.
221
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,659
After a while, I even tried to hurt you
and it just spurred you on.
222
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,414
What? You're crazy. There's nothing sexual
about the noises I make.
223
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,207
Really? There's nothing sexual
about this?
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[MOANS]
225
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Oh, God! Oh, oh, oh!
226
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What are you looking at?
227
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I mean, hi.
228
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This is so embarrassing.
I'm never gonna get massaged again.
229
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,644
No, you can't let this stop you
from getting massages.
230
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Look, I have lots of clients
that make the same noises you do.
231
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,234
- Really?
- Well, not clients. Lovers.
232
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,782
Let's just... We'll try it again. Come back,
and we'll work through it.
233
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,785
- You sure?
- Yes.
234
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:17,332
- I guess.
- Great! Now, if you'll just excuse me.
235
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,001
So did you hear something you liked?
236
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:29,344
Hey, Ross, check it out!
I learned a new trick. Huh?
237
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,639
- Hey, uh, I brought you some lunch.
- Oh!
238
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:37,018
- That's so sweet of you. Oh, yum.
- Eh.
239
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,437
Mm, mm.
240
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:44,233
- Did you put pickles on this?
- Well, yeah.
241
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,443
[GROANING]
242
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,571
What? What? Rach, what?
243
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,783
- What's going on?
- I made her favorite, tuna with pickle.
244
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,452
Pickle? Pickle makes her sick.
245
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,538
Giving her pickle is
like giving me salad.
246
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,085
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
You gonna be okay?
247
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,294
RACHEL:
I'll be fine.
248
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,172
But someone make sure
that sandwich is gone when I get out.
249
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,716
I'm on it!
250
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,680
I can't believe this. I shouldn't be the one
making her throw up.
251
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:18,267
- Dude, relax. It could happen to anyone.
- Not to you. You know this stuff.
252
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,187
I don't know any of it
and I'm the father.
253
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,232
I just... I wish I could be
more involved, you know?
254
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,319
Ugh.
255
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:34,951
Well, if anyone is keeping score,
I no longer eat tuna.
256
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,580
Hey, uh, can I talk to you guys
for a second?
257
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,833
- Yeah.
- What's up?
258
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,713
Well... Sit down.
I wanna talk about our situation.
259
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,674
Are you breaking up with us?
260
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,844
The thing is...
261
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,933
...because I live with Rachel,
I'm here for a lot of the stuff.
262
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,685
Okay, and Ross...
263
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,314
Ross is missing everything. So...
264
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,983
Yeah?
265
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,903
Maybe you two should live together.
266
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,573
Are you asking me to move out?
Do you not want me here?
267
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:18,745
No, I love living with you.
It just seems that...
268
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:23,374
...if you're gonna have a roommate,
it may as well be the father.
269
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,753
But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me
to move in to his apartment...
270
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,756
...and disrupt his life like that. I mean...
271
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,593
Or he does.
272
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:38,347
I would love to be around
for you and the baby.
273
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,934
We can just try it,
like on a temporary basis.
274
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,855
- But it's you and me.
- It wouldn't be anything romantic.
275
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:50,234
And I'm dating Mona. Damn it, Mona!
276
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,989
I was supposed to meet her
an hour ago. What is wrong with me?
277
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,910
So, what do you think?
278
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,080
- I don't know. Is it crazy?
- No. No, it's not...
279
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,290
Joey, this is a smart idea.
280
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,960
Well, I was due.
281
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,713
- Okay, let's do it. I'll move in.
- Really?
282
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,217
- Oh, Rach, that's great. That's great.
- Mm.
283
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,844
[LAUGHING]
284
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,766
[BANGING ON DOOR]
285
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,644
[GRUNTS]
286
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,189
Not too shabby.
I got this all off myself...
287
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,109
...using my wife's tools.
288
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,408
Oh, my God.
289
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,827
[DOOR CLOSES]
290
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,620
[GASPS]
291
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,622
How did you get in there?
292
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,582
[GIGGLING]
293
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,961
You're messy.
294
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:55,633
- No! You weren't supposed to see this!
- I married Fred Sanford.
295
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,802
No, Chandler, you don't understand.
296
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:02,181
[HUMMING "SANFORD AND SON"
THEME SONG]
297
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:07,311
Okay, okay, fine! Now you know. Okay?
I'm sick.
298
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:12,608
No, honey, you're not sick. I don't
love you because you're organized.
299
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,944
I love you in spite of that.
300
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,030
Really?
301
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,868
- Promise you won't tell anyone?
- Yes.
302
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:26,747
Now that I know, if I've got extra stuff
lying around, can we share the closet?
303
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:31,210
Oh. Well, it's just, um...
304
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,004
I'm afraid you might mess it up.
305
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,804
- Hey.
- Hey.
306
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:46,934
So Rachel's all moved out, huh?
How you taking it?
307
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,187
Well, uh, I wanted to have a few beers...
308
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:54,400
...but, uh, I got rid of those because
Rachel couldn't stand the smell of them.
309
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,362
I have thrown back a lot
of orange juice with calcium though.
310
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:04,327
And, uh, it's a couple weeks past its
expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.
311
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:11,375
- Are you okay?
- You kidding me? Yeah, I'm great.
312
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,879
I'm, uh... I'm better than great. I am good.
313
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,508
Now that she's gone, I can, uh...
314
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,095
I can do all the stuff around here
that I couldn't do before. You know?
315
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,181
Like, um...
316
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,391
I can walk around naked again.
317
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,061
You know? I can, uh...
318
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,731
I can watch porn in the living room.
Right?
319
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,359
This is, uh... This is good for me.
320
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,863
I like being on my own.
I'm better off this way.
321
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,367
I'm a... I'm a lone wolf.
322
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:48,537
A loner. Alone.
323
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:53,542
All alone. Forever.
324
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,091
What's a wolf gotta do
to get a hug around here?
325
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,932
[MONICA MOANS]
326
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,185
- That's it, just relax.
- Unh.
327
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,062
Oh, oh!
328
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,731
- Come on, more.
- Oh, God!
329
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,526
You like that, don't you?
330
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:23,281
- Yeah, right there.
- Want it there? Take it there, baby.
331
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:29,120
- Phoebe?
- Yeah, say my name. Say it.
332
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,007
And now I'm going
to cover you back up.
333
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:47,263
And, um, I won't be speaking with you
for several weeks.
334
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,853
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