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Back in the '80s,
my sister, Erica,
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and Geoff Schwartz had
quite the love story.
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From friends to lovers
to exes and lovers again,
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all culminating in
an epic proposal.
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Finally, the wedding was here.
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It's nice. Peaceful.
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Are we in the right place?
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And to think I was worried
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your mom would do
something crazy.
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I mean, the Harlem Globetrotters
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were at your
brother's bar mitzvah.
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Curly Neal dribbled
the entire service.
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Well, I guess she
finally heard us.
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People really can
grow and change.
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Tech rehearsal starts now!
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We are two days out.
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I want to see sweaty
bodies and high knees.
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What's happening? Why do
we need a tech rehearsal?
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I just added a few
flourishes to the ceremony.
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Wardrobe!
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The wardrobe is
my wedding dress.
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No, that's your fourth change,
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so go ahead and put on
these processional outfits
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and let's do this.
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Yep, my mom believed
in going big.
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Why do I have a sword? I don't
think I can walk in this.
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Oh, you won't be walking.
Good men of Rome!
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Then she went even bigger.
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Cue the buglers!
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Some would say over the top.
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Where are my unicorns?
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Way, way over the top.
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Unicorns aren't real!
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This whole thing can't be real!
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Cue the New Orleans jazz band!
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Wow. She's really
all over the map
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with the different
styles and genres.
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Yeah, that's the problem.
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Cherry blossoms! Flutter! Now!
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How did that happen?
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Six men are living in
those trees full-time.
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They pee in buckets.
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Fire-eaters, you
should be lit by now!
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Mom, we have to talk about this!
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One step ahead of you.
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We need more. Way more.
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And where the hell
are my acrobats?
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Yep, those guys were there, too.
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My mom left nothing out.
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This looks expensive.
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Where the hell did my mom go?
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Something tells me that giant
clamshell is gonna clue us in.
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Here's my big reveal!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was March 2nd,
1980-something,
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and my mom had turned my sister's
wedding into a literal freak show.
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Erica was coming undone.
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It's all too much.
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I think I'm losing it.
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I've never seen you like this.
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It's like all your
sarcastic, tough-girl energy
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has been sucked away and
replaced with nervous anxiety.
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Oh, God! I'm you!
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You're me! We can't
have two yous!
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I know. One me is too many!
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Trying to watch the
Weather Channel,
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and I already missed
the dew point!
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The dew point!
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You want to know the weather?
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I'm spinning like
a tornado here!
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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That's it! I'm
almost your husband,
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and it is time that
I stand up for you.
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Time to go confront
your mom. Here I go!
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You're not moving.
Building up to it.
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Sending the message
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from my brain to my muscles.
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Here I mostly go!
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Mrs. Goldberg, I need...
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One second, Geoff,
I've got a troupe
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of Chinese acrobats
lost in Delaware.
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Ni xuyao shang 95 bei,
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huozhe wo hui ba no
shuai dao taikong.
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Now, you selfishly
need something
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24 hours before my glorious day?
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It is about your
glorious day, actually.
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It has turned into something
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way bigger than we expected.
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Oh, thank you for noticing.
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It was impossible not to notice.
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You're just saying that.
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Are you trying to sweet-talk
your mother-in-law?
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No, what I'm trying to say is,
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our small, intimate ceremony
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has turned into an
over-the-top spectacle.
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You really think so?
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I don't think you're
gonna hear this
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how I intend it, but... Yes?
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You know, I don't
say this enough,
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but you are not
that bad, Geoffrey.
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Now you relax.
I'm gonna confirm
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the surprise musical
entertainment.
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I'm not gonna give any
hints, but let's just say
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it hits all the right "Marks."
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Seems like you're
suggesting it will be
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multiple people named Mark.
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Well, aren't you the sleuth.
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Now go enjoy your
last day of freedom.
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But don't eat anything,
or else you won't fit
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into your sequined
matador costume.
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I measured you in your sleep.
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But I don't live in
the same house as you.
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I know.
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How'd it go?
Extremely terribly.
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Oh, God! There's nothing
we can do to stop this!
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It was hopeless. Or was it?
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We have a winter storm alert.
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We had hoped that
it might miss us,
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but now Philadelphia is directly
in the path of a doozie.
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Is this really happening?
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This is really happening, folks.
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Yes! I just heard
the word "storm"!
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It had better be over a
place that doesn't matter,
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like wherever it is
that farmers are.
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Nope, right here. Crazy
unseasonal winter blast.
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They're saying it's
gonna be a doozie.
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But wait. Oh, no! The wedding!
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Schmoo, don't fret.
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I'll just send that
nor'easter back out to the sea
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with my endless
well of Mama love.
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Yeah.
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What exactly is happening?
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Foul tempest, I banish thee!
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The weather, you
can't control it.
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Begone, evil squall!
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Will you look at that?
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Now our storm is
actually changing course!
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Changing wha...
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In all my years of meteorology,
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I've never seen
anything like this!
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No one had.
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It had to be a crazy
coincidence, right?
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Folks, we've been spared.
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See? It's all good.
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We're gettin' married! Mwah!
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I don't... I can't... How?
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Is my mother-in-law a storm god?
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I guess we have no
choice but to accept it.
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This wedding is happening.
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As Erica continued to spin,
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Barry and I also had strong
feelings about the big day.
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So, what are you planning
for Erica's marriage thingy?
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Showing up. You?
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I may pop in. What are you
gonna wear to this shindig?
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Mom rented me a tux,
top hat, and tails.
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You didn't get the cane?
I don't need a cane!
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My legs are made of oak.
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I'm using either a king's
scepter or a tactical hiking axe.
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I'm going with a
bejeweled wizard's staff.
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Oh! Why?
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For upstaging me with
sorcerer's items!
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Now I may not go at all.
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Meanwhile, Geoff was going
to stand up to my mom again
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by pretending to be sick.
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You coughed. What's happening?
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Nothing. I-I just have
this cough, I guess.
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Which I guess you just heard.
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There it was again.
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Geoffrey, you get married
in less than 23 hours.
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You cannot be sick.
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Oh, no! You don't think we may
have to delay the wedding, do you?
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That would be awful,
but it's your call,
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and definitely the right one.
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Take three cherry
drops, two menthol,
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and one of these
weird European ones
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that taste like a
yodeler's armpit.
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I think it might be more
serious than just a cough.
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What are your
symptoms, Geoffrey?
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Because all you need
to be is upright
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and able to mumble, "I do."
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Well, I'm dizzy.
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My tummy's bothering me,
but it's also my head.
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My eyeballs are hot.
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My teeth are cold.
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And is this a thing? My
tongue, it's expanding.
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Loog, ith happenink light mow!
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Smart. Call off the wedding.
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I'm not calling off
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Get me all the doctors!
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Doctors? W-We don't need to bring
medical professionals into this.
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We are gonna poke, prod,
and check your fluids,
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and if all goes well, smash
you together good as new!
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Adam! Barry!
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Is it time for the
wedding? I'm not showering.
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I've thought about it,
and I no longer want
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the honor of being
the ring bearer.
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Mostly 'cause I lost
that tiny pillow.
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Nothing to be alarmed about,
but I'm taking Geoffrey
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to every physician in
the Philadelphia area.
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Sounds right. How
does that concern us?
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Since I'll be busy with
Geoff, it means you boys
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need to take Erica to our
scheduled Mother-Daughter Spa Day.
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Spa day? That's girl stuff.
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Yeah, do these rugged
hands look like
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they would ever take part
in whatever feminine hijinks
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goes on in that building that
was clearly a Taco Bell once?
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I'm with Barry.
No Taco Bell toes.
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You'll get a pedicure, a facial,
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and a hot-stone massage.
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And make sure that Erica gets the
stress relief she so desperately needs!
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Here I go, I guess!
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Great. Now we have
to be pampered.
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Weddings are so challenging
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for the brothers of the bride.
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As we set off to
relax with Erica,
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Geoff was about to
do anything but.
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This boy is not well.
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Drain him, scan
him, and scrape him,
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mouth to exit.
Leave nothing out.
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You can leave the exit
out! M-My exit is perfect!
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N-Not that I examine it!
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I mean, it... It does its job.
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Relax.
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Let's explore.
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As Geoff did anything but relax,
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that's all we were doing.
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Robes? I don't do well in
loosely-bound clothing.
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I'm a magnet for ill-timed
breezes and errant doorknobs.
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Love your body,
Adam. I love mine.
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It's why I don't use the belt.
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Well, you should.
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I'm already freaking
out about this wedding.
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There can't be more
for me to unsee.
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What's her problem? Who am I?
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The guy who wants to know her?
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Oh, my God, you two
dopes are so lucky.
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No one will ever marry you.
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Oh, no, thank you!
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I don't like it when
people touch my...
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F... Hachi machi! Ooh,
please do not stop
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until you are
legally mandated to.
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And so, our very
different journeys began.
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As we found ourselves in a
state of deep relaxation...
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, really get in there.
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Geoff, on the other
hand, did not.
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Please don't make me
go in there! Please!
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Oh, man. That is cool.
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Uncool! Shouldn't I be
wearing a lead vest?
253
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,447
Do hot stones hurt?
254
00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,649
Do spinal taps hurt?
255
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,118
Ooh.
256
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,251
Ohh!
257
00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,254
Ooh!
258
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,388
Aah!
259
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,791
Today was so nice.
260
00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,468
Thank you guys so much
for coming with me.
261
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,127
I had a great time.
This was amazing.
262
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,629
Wait. Are you guys crying?
263
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,699
All these luxurious treatments
have opened up things in me.
264
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,300
I know. I'm examining my life
265
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,868
in ways I never have before.
266
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,470
I'm just so happy that
you're marrying Geoff.
267
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,106
It's just so beautiful.
268
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,741
It really is. For
the first time,
269
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,310
my pores and my heart are open.
270
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,278
You're marrying my
best friend. Oh.
271
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,816
I would go over there,
but it's just too far.
272
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,183
While the spa made us right,
273
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,152
the doctor couldn't
find anything wrong.
274
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,021
We've run every test
imaginable, son.
275
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,190
I mean, some not in the least bit
routine for a man of your age.
276
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,126
The mammogram did give me pause.
277
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,194
I can't find anything
wrong with you.
278
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,096
Well, then there has
obviously been an error.
279
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,364
Geoff, back in the tube.
280
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,800
No, don't make me go back
in that mean robot's belly!
281
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,902
Have you been feeling
any stress recently?
282
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,904
A little. Got a
wedding coming up.
283
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,507
I have a diagnosis...
284
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,977
A classic case of cold feet.
285
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,012
Impossible. Geoff loves Erica.
286
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,714
All he wants to do is marry her.
287
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,416
It's too bad that Dr. Cold
Hands here couldn't help me.
288
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,920
Guess I'll have to go
tell Erica the bad news...
289
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,922
We'll have to
indefinitely postpone.
290
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,825
And that's when my mom made
a diagnosis of her own...
291
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,061
Geoff was full of
292
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,397
After being forced by our mom
293
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,399
into a pre-wedding
day of relaxation,
294
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,334
my siblings and I
were riding high.
295
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,203
Spas are the best!
296
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,673
Who knew my skin,
nails, and brows
297
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,350
could look as perfect
as the rest of me?
298
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,694
Lately I've been feeling crazy
with all this wedding stuff,
299
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,021
so I'm really happy that we got
to do this spa thing together,
300
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,113
the three of us.
301
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,215
Sis, we're the lucky ones.
302
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,651
We got several uninterrupted
hours with the bride!
303
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,787
I don't see why we shouldn't
do this every weekend.
304
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,454
We're spa siblings now.
305
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,456
Spa siblings? I love it.
306
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,927
Is she the best?
307
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,706
I feel like she's the best, and we've
taken it for granted our entire lives.
308
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,064
Definitely. We
gotta do something
309
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,909
to keep her in a good
head space this weekend.
310
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,435
What if we made her a batch of
that cucumber water from the spa?
311
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,571
Yes! To the crisper drawer!
312
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,575
Beverly, for the, uh, ceremonial
smashing of the glass,
313
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,645
will a liturgical broom
and dustpan be provided,
314
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,781
or is the one from
my garage okay?
315
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,617
Forget the wasteful ancient
traditions of my people!
316
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,819
We got a bigger problem.
317
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,887
The groom is the
picture of health.
318
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,164
Well, that sounds like good news
319
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,724
for a young man about to be wed.
320
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,827
It's not. The doctor says he's
got a raging case of the yips.
321
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,795
Ooh. Yeah, that burns.
322
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,031
No! It means he's
got cold feet.
323
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,267
Oh, my. And as the terrifying
mother of the bride,
324
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,837
I trust that you're gonna give
him the space and time he needs
325
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,071
to come to his senses?
326
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,140
I am gonna bring so much pain,
327
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,913
he'll need a second
epidural after the one
328
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,309
I forced him to get earlier.
329
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,679
I may be but a humble
deacon masking as a rabbi
330
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,681
for the wedding of
my boss' daughter,
331
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,118
but that is a bad idea.
332
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,492
It could permanently affect
your relationship with Erica.
333
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,056
Erica. Crap!
334
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,557
I forgot she was
even part of this!
335
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,665
You thinking what I'm thinking?
336
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,628
We wallop Geoff with
these cukes and picks?
337
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,030
It's time the brothers Goldberg
338
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,932
had a little chat
with the groom.
339
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,269
And so, Barry and I set out
to defend our spa sibling
340
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,513
by giving Geoff a little
special treatment of his own.
341
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,906
Nice style choice, fellas.
342
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,707
Barry, you look like David Bowie
343
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,321
in his business-chic
years, and, Adam,
344
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,254
you look like Meryl Streep
in Kramer vs. Kramer.
345
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,080
That is so kind.
346
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,182
She had so much gravitas and...
347
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,150
And we're tough
guys! That's right.
348
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,753
We exude danger, and
you're terrified of us
349
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,054
and the lines we might cross.
350
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,508
The only thing I'm
terrified about
351
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,157
is that I haven't
offered you a lemonade.
352
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,458
Will you guys get on in here?
353
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,693
Don't tell me what to do.
354
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,196
I tell you what to do
'cause I'm bad cop.
355
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,031
And you know what?
I'm also bad cop!
356
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,866
Dude, we can't both be bad cop.
357
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,201
It's twice as intense.
358
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,869
Which gives him no
reason to trust us.
359
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,905
Who are you, good bad cop?
360
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,539
Did you guys need
something, or...
361
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,174
You say nothing! Talk and die!
362
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,111
Whoa!
363
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,764
Tell us why you don't
wanna marry Erica!
364
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,180
What? Who said that?
365
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,492
Tell us why you're gonna smash
our sister's delicate heart
366
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,596
into a million tiny pieces!
367
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,721
Barry? Adam? What's going on?
368
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,424
Your brothers are trying to
intimidate me for some reason.
369
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,068
I hate that you have
to learn it this way,
370
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,028
but since we are spa
siblings, you must know...
371
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,481
Geoff, he doesn't
wanna marry you.
372
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,364
And we'll take any
number of household items
373
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,565
to do harm upon him.
374
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,234
Because spa siblings.
375
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,648
I do wanna marry Erica, and
what the hell is a spa sibling?
376
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,940
Aw, did you guys threaten
my fiance on my behalf?
377
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,374
Wow, we really did bond today.
378
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,177
So hard. Family finally
means something to me.
379
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,112
And Geoff doesn't
have cold feet.
380
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,214
He's just faking sick to
get out of the wedding.
381
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,726
If you wanna get married, why
are you trying to get out of it?
382
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,019
Because Mom planned the
most over-the-top ceremony
383
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,420
of all time.
384
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,932
Geoff was just trying
to give me what I want.
385
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,390
Aww. He cherishes you.
386
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,624
I really do.
387
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,593
I know that only moments
ago, we were planning
388
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,195
on committing violence upon you,
389
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964
but now all that
rage has turned into
390
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:17,931
a mushy clump of love.
391
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,666
We're all spa siblings!
392
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,710
I guess since this whole
sick thing didn't work out,
393
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,136
there's only one
thing left to do.
394
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,948
Hide in the attic like
I did when my dad tried
395
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,415
to make the family
walk the Freedom Trail?
396
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,616
It's like a hundred miles long.
397
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,542
No. It's my wedding.
398
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,944
I gotta stand up to my mom.
399
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,379
That's not gonna end well.
400
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,789
Probably not. But she's
not gonna do it alone.
401
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,415
We're a team.
402
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,060
While our feelings
toward Geoff had warmed,
403
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,618
it seemed the weather had not.
404
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,988
What do you mean all
flights are canceled?
405
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,123
Baruch ata adonai...
406
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,458
Aunt Ida, just,
uh, hand the phone
407
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,527
to the witch typing
loudly in the background.
408
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,762
Melech ha-olam...
409
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,265
Is that the proper amount
of guilt and phlegm?
410
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,401
I don't care what the FAA says,
411
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,604
the BEV says open all the gates!
412
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,973
No one's ever been
killed by a little ice.
413
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,976
Actually, Grandfather
Antoine met the Lord
414
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,279
while grabbing the Ottawa
Journal on our driveway sleet.
415
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,249
Olav ha-sholom, Pappy Brown.
416
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,019
Don't you put me on
hold... D... Dammit!
417
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,352
Beverly, we have big problems.
418
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,623
Cousin Hertzel is
stuck in Newark!
419
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,591
And I heard that Geoffrey
wasn't feeling well
420
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,295
from multiple calls from our
panicked insurance agent.
421
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,098
Relax, Linda, I made
sure he had every tube,
422
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,699
needle, and camera
jabbed into him.
423
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,801
And do you know what the
diagnosis was? Cold feet.
424
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,303
Like frostbite?
425
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,507
Oh, Lou's side does have a
history of terrible circulation.
426
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,843
And your whole
family are Ferrignos?
427
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,297
Oh, my God! You're
all so stressed
428
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,213
and miserable. It's hilarious.
429
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,916
Everyone stop! I
don't have cold feet!
430
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,318
Yes! So my plan to not
kill you was the right one.
431
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,287
We need to talk
about the wedding.
432
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,900
Erica, believe me,
Mama will make sure
433
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,523
that everything goes as planned.
434
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,892
That's just the thing... Hey!
435
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,629
The storm is back and
tracking right into us, folks.
436
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,699
Please, cancel those
plans and stay inside.
437
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,111
No! I diverted you once, Mother
Nature, and I'll do it again.
438
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,804
Move, wretched blizzard!
439
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,739
Not if my sister had
anything to do with it.
440
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:07,873
Come on, storm buddy.
441
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,843
Ice us! Ice us but good!
442
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,546
The temperature is
dropping incredibly fast.
443
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,448
They have a concerning
amount of confidence
444
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,150
in their sway on nature.
445
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,519
Erica, you're moving
the storm the wrong way!
446
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,621
I'm moving it right
where I want it!
447
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,756
Stop! It's for
our dream wedding!
448
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,259
This isn't my dream
wedding, it's yours!
449
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,727
How dare you.
450
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,006
I have been working non-stop
to make everything perfect.
451
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,431
How dare you!
452
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,533
I wanted something
simple and sweet,
453
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,278
but you've turned it
into a literal circus.
454
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,869
I think I saw a bearded lady.
455
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,481
That may have been
my Great Aunt Edna.
456
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,073
She has pituitary issues.
457
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,077
Oh. Well, I hope you're happy,
458
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,222
'cause now it looks like
there's not gonna be a wedding.
459
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,981
Of course I'm not happy, Mom.
460
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,716
I can't wait to marry Geoff,
461
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,252
but I just want it to be
my wedding and not yours.
462
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,495
Thanks to the weather,
463
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,464
Erica and Geoff's
wedding was off.
464
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,066
But an unexpected ice storm...
465
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,974
wasn't the only
surprise that day.
466
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,304
Are you...
467
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,241
Rock-Pop sensation Richard Marx?
468
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,375
In the smoking-hot flesh.
469
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,144
Not the real Richard Marx.
470
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,917
No, I definitely am
the real Richard Marx.
471
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,447
Look at my lustrous hair.
472
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582
This gorgeous mane sold
10 million albums alone.
473
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,817
And this smile? Another 10.
474
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:28,055
If you're the real Richard
Marx, then how big is a Grammy?
475
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,666
Well, I don't think you have to be
Richard Marx to know that, but...
476
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,459
About yea big. It is him.
477
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,027
The man who wrote
Don't Mean Nothin'
478
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,904
about the perils of the
entertainment business.
479
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,630
Serious question,
who's that for?
480
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,443
Look, your mother hired me to play
a wedding, but the roads are closed,
481
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,934
so I wanted to return her check.
482
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,539
Richard Marx is a class act.
483
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,641
It's true. Global superstardom
484
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,411
and endless wealth
haven't changed me.
485
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,281
Anyway, it's really bad
out here. Could I come in?
486
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,383
Although I do feel like
I know you intimately
487
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,984
because of your
emotional lyrics,
488
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,386
you're still a stranger.
489
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,720
Dad! What?
490
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,422
Can Richard Marx come in? No!
491
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,291
But I'm Richard Marx.
492
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,859
He's always grumpy. Just don't
set up in front of the TV.
493
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,305
I've written a ton of power
ballads. You, uh, wanna hear 'em?
494
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,797
Not even a little.
495
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,865
As we welcomed in
a global pop star,
496
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,534
my mom had to face
her own music.
497
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,667
Hey.
498
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,404
Hey. Errm.
499
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,005
I want to tell you something.
500
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,507
What? Did one of the unicorns
501
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,920
accidentally gouge a fire-eater?
502
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,843
I am sorry.
503
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,881
I wanted to throw you a wedding
as big as the love I have for you
504
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,684
instead of the one
you really wanted.
505
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,388
Mom, I tried to tell you,
the wedding of my dreams
506
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,490
just needs this guy
that I'm crazy about
507
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,192
and the people that
we love around us.
508
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,326
Nothing more.
509
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,928
I see that now.
510
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,863
Um, well, come on.
511
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,998
I want to show you something.
512
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,501
Oh, you might want to put
on your dress and tux.
513
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,643
And so, in the house
she grew up in,
514
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,246
surrounded by all
the people she loved,
515
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,116
what was the biggest wedding
in Jenkintown history
516
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,584
became the smallest.
517
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,487
And it was just
what Erica wanted.
518
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,126
Oh, my God. This
is incredible.
519
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,627
My little peanut.
520
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,530
Yeah, well, your brothers
took care of most of it.
521
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,632
For you, we'd do anything.
522
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,604
We don't say it enough,
but we love you, sis.
523
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,737
So much.
524
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,073
That's so sweet.
525
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,309
And holy crap. Is
that Richard Marx?
526
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,578
Damn right it is. Hello.
527
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,080
He's the only thing I kept
from the original celebration.
528
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,047
Is it okay?
529
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,049
Mom, this is perfect.
530
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,351
Thank you.
531
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,456
Sweetheart.
532
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,264
You ready?
533
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,100
I've never been more ready
for anything in my life.
534
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,703
So, under the glow of our
candlelit living room,
535
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,506
Erica and Geoff, high
school sweethearts,
536
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,640
got hitched.
537
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,911
Sometimes, the right guy
has always been there,
538
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,147
carrying a cello and
unable to eat Thai food.
539
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,485
But I love your kindness,
your compassion,
540
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,789
your endless patience,
and your love.
541
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,959
It wasn't what they had planned.
542
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:24,331
You've never washed a dish,
nor accepted any criticism
543
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,665
in the gentle way I intended.
544
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,302
But you've also never
backed down from a fight
545
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,116
when you knew it was
the right thing to do.
546
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240
I love your strength.
547
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,875
I love your courage.
548
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,710
I even love your family.
549
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,748
But mostly, I love you.
550
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,290
But it turned out to
be the perfect night
551
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,792
for the perfect couple.
552
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,127
By the power vested in me,
553
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,697
by the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania,
554
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,699
I pronounce you man and wife.
555
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,933
You may kiss the bride.
556
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,202
♪ Wherever you go
557
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,205
♪ Whatever you do
558
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:11,544
♪ I will be right
here waiting for you
559
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,381
♪ Whatever it takes
560
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,550
♪ Or how my heart breaks...
561
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,185
Geoff was right.
562
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,389
We all felt the love
in the house that night
563
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,957
as our families
joined to become one.
564
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,395
It was a dream come true.
565
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,731
♪ You've got me going crazy...
566
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,666
For Erica and Geoff,
567
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,770
for my parents, for all of us.
568
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,448
♪ I will be right
here waiting for you ♪
569
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541
My baby's married!
570
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,630
Excuse me. I was wondering if I
could maybe get my check back now?
571
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,423
Your check for what
exactly, Richard Marx?
572
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,257
For my performance.
573
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,426
I kinda nailed it.
574
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,227
Oh, my. A certain
platinum artist
575
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,195
is very big for his britches.
576
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,464
Well, I'll tell you what.
577
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,798
I'm gonna write down a number,
578
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,568
and you can either
take it or leave it.
579
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,270
That is not a number.
580
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,739
And why would I
do that to myself?
581
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,941
Oh, boo-hoo. Write
a sad song about it.
582
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,109
Oh, I will! And it'll be
a number-one smash hit!
583
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,244
There you go.
584
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,512
And I'm taking this!
585
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,715
Beautiful hair. You, too.44059
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