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♪ Just keep that feeling ♪

♪ Just keep that ♪

Howard.

♪ I can feel it ♪

♪ Just keep that feel ♪

I'm tired of this hide and seek shit.

♪ Just keep that thing ♪

I'm leaving.

Oh my gosh.

Howard, you asshole.

My bad, baby. I couldn't help myself.

♪ Looking and I tell him gotta run down ♪

I miss you, I been thinking about you.

I been missing you. You ready for this?

Mm-hmm, okay. Uh-huh.

Is it showtime?

Oops, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to mess up your work equipment.

Man, fuck that equipment, man.

Ooh.

♪ We could have a ball ♪

Look, check 'em out.

♪ Here we are all alone in this room ♪

♪ Oh ♪

You are so silly.

Yeah, you like that? - Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. - Come here.

What?

I know you heard that, right?

Nah, I ain't hear shit.

Man, relax man.

Okay, I'm just saying.

I don't want to get you caught at work.

I don't want to get you in trouble.

Nah, it ain't no getting me in trouble.

I'm the only one here.

Everybody else is long gone.

Besides, even if we did get caught,

I'm blessed to lose my job over you.

Hmm, is that so? - Mm-hmm.

What the fuck was that?

See, I told you I heard something.

Somebody is in here.

Nah, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Yo Leon, that's you?

Maybe we should just go to my place.

Go to your place? I can't just leave.

I'm the on-site manager for this event later on.

It's probably just the cleaning people,

you know what I'm saying?

I'ma go check it out real quick, all right?

Okay. - No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, what you doing?

And I'm saying keep that where it's at, you feel me?

I'ma go check it out real quick

and I'll be right back, all right?

Sexy ass girl, you stay right there.

You leave that like that, all right?

Okay. - All right.

You promise? - I promise, I got you.

Okay.

Howard!

Howard, you better stop playing with me!

You know I'll punch the shit outta you.

Howard! Okay, I'm really leaving now.

Like, you playing too many games

and I'm not here for it.

Howard!

Oh my god, Howie!

Howie! Oh my god.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Well there's a little angel ♪

♪ Oh, I ain't gone lie about it ♪

♪ Been thinking 'bout you ♪

♪ Even having dreams about you ♪

♪ Want you to know that ♪

♪ I'll never be over us ♪

♪ Every relationship ain't gone be perfect ♪

♪ Ain't gone be perfect ♪

♪ And I know that I give it to fast ♪

♪ But this time I shouldn't have let go ♪

♪ Shouldn't have let go ♪

♪ And yeah I know you told me last time ♪

♪ I jump my ♪

♪ I thought I'd be better alone ♪

♪ Better alone ♪

♪ Didn't mean to take you for granted ♪

♪ Don't really know what the plan is ♪

♪ But I guess honest and love ♪

♪ 'Cause it hit like a flood ♪

♪ Think I might have fucked up ♪

♪ Where did you go ♪

♪ Where did you go ♪

♪ I'm missing your touch ♪

♪ And enough is enough ♪

♪ Enough is enough ♪

♪ Can you come home ♪

♪ Come home ♪

♪ 'Cause it hit like a flood ♪

♪ Think I might have fucked up ♪

♪ Can you come over ♪

♪ Come over ♪

♪ I need you, yes I need you girl ♪

♪ I need you girl ♪

♪ I need you ♪

Hey, yeah I just got here.

Letting that work a bit.

Show face and pray there's an open bar.

Okay, I'll text you when I'm done.

♪ I try to let these nigga make it ♪

♪ They running round here like a train ♪

♪ Running round here, running round and round ♪

♪ Running, running, talking loud ♪

♪ My guy will take 'em to the base ♪

Excuse me? Hello?

Hello? Hey, hey.

Um, is this the Young Hollywood Influencer event?

Yeah, my bad, I was playing Street Fighter.

You know I been practicing to play

in this tournament next week.

I gotta get my ranking up.

Did you say something?

Yeah, is this the influencer event?

Yep, this is the spot.

Are we early?

No actually when I came they were still setting up.

You know, I don't really get invited

to too many things, so I had to make sure

it wasn't a mistake.

And until I saw you this very moment,

I wasn't sure if it was or not.

Well, I mean where is everyone?

I thought I was late.

You're white, you're never late.

I'm a female, that logic doesn't really apply to me.

Being fashionably late is kind of our thing.

Yo, what's good everyone?

We're going crazy, we're here

at the Young Hollywood Influencer Mixer

and it's going down 'cause S Dot has arrived.

And you know it's not a party

unless S Dot's in the fucking building.

We gone be live streaming all night,

going crazy, turning up,

and wait, where the fuck is everyone?

Nah, S Dot don't party when there's no bitches involved.

Hold up, right there.

A snow bunny too.

♪ Ain't gonna tell you again ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't off no nigga don't mean I won't ♪

♪ Won't, won't, won't, won't, won't ♪

Check it out chat.

Hi, how are you?

S Dot. - Oh okay.

Chat, she know who I am. Of course she does.

I've seen you on the blogs.

Which named you one of the
top 10 streamers of the decade.

That's right.

It's quite the accomplishment.

That's right baby girl, but um,

I'ma be at the top of that list real soon.

Everyone's been checking me out.

I'm fucking S Dot, but enough about me,

let's talk about us.

Hmm. - I think my chat

would like to see us get a little bit more acquainted.

Would they? - You know maybe see us

get a little viral. - Would they?

Is that what, what the viewers want to see?

Yeah, I think they do. - Hmm, me and you.

Uh-huh. - And what could be

the make out of the century.

Absolutely, the chat is viral right now.

I'll pass. Thanks for the
opportunity though.

Damn rejection. One of my top 10 fears on my list.

You see that why I don't have a girlfriend now.

Man, I could tell you a million fucking reasons

why you don't have a fucking girlfriend.

Is this your nigga?

No, we just met. He's a guest like us.

I'm Max by the way.

Oh, Freeway, it's nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Freeway.

That's the stupidest fucking
name I ever heard in my life.

S Dot, not much better.

Well you know, it's actually my gamer tag you know,

and it's a nickname too that my parents gave me.

You know when I was younger,

I was scared to ride on the freeway as a kid,

so my parents would take these alternate routes

to make sure I was happy and content,

things of that magnitude.

One day though, my pops
just started calling me Freeway

out the blue.

I hated it. I thought he was making fun of me.

Till I asked what was up with it.

He said, "Hey, son when you're scared of something"

"and you some fear, the best way to get over it"

"is to embrace it."

I've been Freeway every since.

So you're over your fear of freeways?

Nope and don't even get me started on how I feel

about 'em at night.

Man, that's the stupidest shit I ever heard in my life.

Like matter of fact, my chat is telling me

if I keep fucking with you,

they fixing to stop fucking with me.

Okay, it's nice to officially meet you, Freeway.

This is.

S Dot, you ain't gotta tell me.

Woo-wee. Goodly gosh, my guy.

Top 10 streamer, 2.5 million followers on YouTube,

and on par to breaking the most money made

as a top streamer.

My guy, I am a fan.

Where's the red carpet?

I thought Getting Other
Media was supposed to be here.

Where is the photographers?

Maybe we're too early.

Y'all are right on time.

Wow, chat, we have two new baddies

that just entered the equation.

Would you look at these ladies.

Listen, I am the S Dot, yes.

But unfortunately the parties kind of dead,

but good news is, I have over 200,000 viewers

on this chat right now.

How many viewers? - 200,000 baby.

Oh. Hey.

What's your name, introduce yourself.

I'm Crystal, Beauty By Crys on all platforms.

Get your beauty tips every day, follow me and-

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

we not doing any free promo here baby girl.

Maybe we could work something out.

I'm listening.

Girl, no you're not. Come, let's get a drink.

Hater much? Ugh.

Where is the bartender?

Are we supposed to serve our own drinks?

I thought this was an exclusive upscale event.

Girl, you not that bougie

here is tequila, pour it up.

There's free liquor and food, that's all that matters.

Fine. What goes well with this tequila?

Cranberry, pineapple, a little bit of orange juice,

but not Sprite, it dilutes the taste.

You know what? Allow me.

Ooh, looks like we do have a bartender on deck.

Thanks, and make one for my girl too, please and thanks.

No problem. I'm Freeway, this is Max.

Hi. - Hey.

Crystal, this fit bitch is Trinity.

Freeway, should I even ask?

Oh please don't, it is a long story

that does not need to be unfolded again.

I can give you the short version.

♪ Start things up ♪

♪ I'll buy you a drink or two ♪

Look, I told you, I wanna shift gears already.

I don't want to keep capitalizing off that same video.

I more than that Mark, I can be more, I can do more.

Listen no, I can't come in and talk, I'm at this event.

All right, don't book me for anything.

No podcasts, no interviews, no showcase,

nothing till we can sit down, figure this out,

so we can move forward from this.

Excuse me bro, is the event upstairs?

Huh?

The event, is it upstairs or down the hall?

The instructions weren't very clear at all.

Oh nah, yeah it's upstairs man.

Upstairs? - I'm actually

going up there right now.

Cool. - Yeah.

Benny. - Oh, Dee Jay.

Dee Jay, nice to meet you man.

Where do I know you from brother,

you look mad familiar?

Oh yeah, probably Tik Tok.

Tik Tok, I knew it was Tik Tok.

Bro, you funny as shit.

You crazy as hell too.

Yeah. - Just about every video

you put out goes viral.

Yeah.

Bro, me and my girl was watching you last week,

yo that video. - So my guy,

what do you do, man?

Oh me, I'm an artist. I sing.

Nice.

Yeah, I actually got a new EP coming out next week.

Yeah, I'm hoping it really does its thing on Tik Tok,

catches one of those trends, you know?

Yeah.

So if you down to collaborate, let me know, bro.

I mean, we can figure something out.

Yeah. - What type of music you do?

So it's a cross between soft rock and R&B.

Bro. - Man, I'm telling you

it's dome shit no ones ever heard of before.

Okay. - If you're down to hear it,

I can play it for you right now.

And you can get a head start.

Maybe later man.

I gotta get a few drinks in first, you know?

Oh. - Plus,

you think it's gonna me any bad chicks in that place?

Of course bro.

But guess what? I got my girl down on lock already.

My girl Serena, she's actually the one

that put this whole thing together.

Baddest girl in the whole city of Los Angeles.

Trust me.

Listen man, this is LA bro.

You seen one hot chick, you seen 'em all. I heard.

Hi baby, you made it. Mmm.

What's up baby, you all right?

Mm-hmm.

So this the homie, Benny right here.

He's a Tik Tok guru.

Hi Benny, so nice to meet you.

You are really funny. I love your content.

Thank you for accepting my invite.

Thank you for inviting me.

You know, it's been a while since I been out,

so I'm looking forward to turning up.

I appreciate it.

Well, don't thank me yet. The fun hasn't begun.

Are you up for it?

Babe, let's give the man some space all right?

Let's slow down a little bit.

Am I in your bubble, Benny? Should I remove myself?

Uh no. - Yes.

Yes, I mean I should probably head inside,

see how things are going.

You're right. There's no reason to be here, shall we?

Let's go. - Yeah, let's go.

Hmm.

Yeah, you guys should probably go first.

Let's fucking go! - Hey!

Y'all see baddies all around.

It's not what I expected.

Where the fuck is everyone at?

Babe, did you forget to do the Facebook event page.

Everybody I invited is here. It's perfect.

Hi everybody, can I have your attention please?

Let's go over here and see what she talking 'bout. Damn.

I'm Serena, your host for tonight.

You are all hand selected for
once in a lifetime experience.

I'm sure you're all wondering where's everybody.

Yeah, we wondering where the fuck everybody is,

'cause me, I'm trying to break the record.

And I literally can't do it

with this six motherfuckers randoms.

No offense. - None taken.

Speak for yourself.

Well to answer all of your questions,

you were all hand picked.

The right people in the right place.

Which brings me to my next topic.

No phones.

What the fuck she mean no phones?

How can we have an event with influencers

that dominate social media, but not have us use

what got us here in the eh first place?

I can't comfortably enjoy myself

without my phone in my hand.

And I just ordered food,

I'll miss the text from the driver.

Bitch, you ordered food?

Yes bestie, sorry.

There's food here.

But not good food.

You know, I actually don't mind giving up my phone.

Boy, is that an Android?

Yeah, it's the new one.

I'd give up my fucking phone too

if I had that piece of shit.

And I'm expecting a really crucial call from my agent.

My phone's pretty important right now.

Yeah babe, I'm with the homie on this one.

I just don't know if I agree

with this aspect of the party at all.

I understand. It's a really hard thing to ask.

But tonight it's about exclusivity.

No streaming, no texting,

no posts, just us.

I mean, you say it like that, you keep the phone

I could break that record another night.

Yeah, I actually don't mind
the occasional disconnect

you know, from the outside world.

But my food. - Come on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So, where's our phones gonna be then?

All you guys phones will be down the hall

in the office, safe and sound.

You guys are welcome to
grab it anytime you would like.

I personally will escort you to them.

Fine.

Well you're coming home with me tonight babe,

so either way.

Well there's drink, there's food, you got each other,

mingle and let's fucking party!

So I do full body like every day.

I start with my legs and then I go to upper body.

I do some abs, I'm usually in
the gym like five days a week,

two to three hours each time.

Sheesh, when do you find time to film content?

I do it when I'm in the gym or if I need to do

like a pic or a video for socials,

I just do it right away.

How 'bout you?

I mean, I tried the gym thing.

I really did, I gave it a shot.

But how am I supposed to work out

when it's a dude standing next to me

that looks like Thor from "End Game,"

all right a chic in daisy dukes with a city girl ass,

then she's doing squats

and it look like a twerk contest in Tulum.

I make content, what content do you post?

Oh shit, I livestream.

Oh, kind of like S Dot?

Kind of. But I do mostly gaming post,

console, PC, reaction videos, things like that.

Nice, I bet you're killing in that game if you're here.

Fuck no. I have about 20, 25 viewers in my stream,

40 subscribers, five of 'em is family members,

and I know they're not watching.

So you're not a famous influencer like the rest of us?

Not yet. I mean, I'm working on it.

I don't really fit the norm

of what society calls being an influencer, you know?

I mean look at you all compared to me.

You, 4.1 million followers,

the most fitness brand deals in a month,

S Dot rules the streaming world,

Crystal's beauty line is on
par to surpassing Kylie Jenner.

Max, three million YouTube subscribers,

Bennie, 10 million followers on Tik Tok and counting.

Dee Jay has a song so popular,

that nigga Drake remixed it, okay?

And Serena, I don't really know too much about Serena.

And then there's me. Enough said.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here.

Well you're here. She must've seen potential in you.

Maybe she's a fan. Hell, maybe she wants to fuck.

Oh, slow down girl.

My Uber driver Herbert has a better chance okay,

and he don't speak English.

I love your outfit.

Is that Fashion Nova or Shein?

You know, I have a brand deal with both

but I don't wear either.

I love the way it fits you.

Shit, so do I.

Well thank you my love.

Well, I actually made it myself.

Is that what you do as a creator, fashion design?

Nope. I actually do Only Fans.

Okay, there it is.

Only Fans, sheesh.

I can tell man, you definitely give me

dick sucking on camera types of vibes.

I knew it.

Yeah? - Oh yeah.

So, what give it away?

God, turn around for me. Yeah, yeah.

Them big ass titties, that fat ass,

I could see me and you,

I could see me and you and her

all doing some Only Fans content on live.

Let's do that tomorrow actually.

That shit'll go viral.

How many viewers do you think?

With both of you in bed with me in lingerie,

shit, we talking Tory Lane's

"Quarantine Radio," types of numbers.

Baby, we gone be lit.

Trust me, I'm S Dot.

♪ Why you steady playing games ♪

Not the party girl type, huh?

How can you tell?

I mean, the party girl in the corner routine,

is usually a clear sign of
not being a social butterfly.

No, this is my party till the sun comes up phase,

I'm just mustering the courage to down six shots

and then I'll be wild.

Wild? How wild we talking?

Like dancing on the table to Cardi B wild?

Or like girls trip to Miami wild?

Oh well, not fucking the hot guy

who decide to have a convo with me wild,

but we don't have to worry about that.

Okay, I see.

Interesting, you got jokes, huh?

All right, I'll keep that in mind.

You're the comedian in the group.

I am, I am, Max the funny.

You should call that my stand-up special.

You know it does have a little ring to it.

Or better yet, you give us a taste

of what to expect for your debut.

Hmm. - I mean

we're out here on stage.

Only if Dee Jay can be my opening act.

Huh, you know what? I think I can set that up.

Me and him were bonding earlier.

Oh. - So, Max the comedian huh?

Mm-hmm. - I'm Benny.

It's nice to meet you.

So Max, what do you really do?

Uh, like the comedy routine
wasn't convincing enough, or?

Not even close.

I mean plus besides, I mean,

I've never met a comedian
that's you know, as pretty as you.

Smooth, really smooth.

I do YouTube. Women empowerment, blogs.

Nice.

But I'm moving more into the acting space.

Ah acting and YouTube,

I can definitely see that, you know?

You definitely got the face for it.

Thank you.

Have you been in anything

that I've seen you in?

Ah, are you a fan of Barbie?

Stop. You were in "Barbie?"

No, but I did play a character named Barbie

in this shitty low budget film called,

"Not Your Average Barbie."

You seen it?

Be honest, I don't think I've seen it, you know?

I'ma be honest with you, Max the comedian,

is definitely a great name for you.

I mean I see the jokes just don't stop, huh?

What about you? I feel like I've seen you before.

Hmm, Tik Tok.

Ah yeah, you've definitely come on up on my for you page.

Really? Interesting.

So, was I entertaining enough for a follow?

Maybe, but with the eight million people

already following you, I
figured you wouldn't notice me.

10 million. - Oh.

But I mean who's counting, you know?

And what? I would absolutely notice you.

Now, what type of host would I be

to leave you two by yourself

with no drink in your hand?

Aren't you thirsty, Benny?

I mean, yeah I could go for a drink.

How 'bout we move this to the bar.

You two go ahead, I don't want to intrude.

No, I came for both of you.

Let's go have some fun, make some bad decisions,

and get really really shit-faced.

♪ He wanna taste the bunny ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ He say he thirsty for it ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ He say he nasty baby ♪

♪ I said on me ♪

♪ On me daddy ♪

♪ This ain't for sell lil daddy ♪

♪ But it ain't cheap ♪

♪ But it ain't cheap ♪

♪ I just wanna fuck all night ♪

♪ Then go about my business ♪

♪ Then go about my business ♪

♪ I think he fell in love that night ♪

♪ Fell in love that night ♪

♪ This nigga tripping ♪

♪ This nigga tripping ♪

♪ I'm just trying to stay focused ♪

♪ Low key I'm impulsive ♪

♪ Don't play 'bout my money and my time ♪

♪ Keep up with it ♪

♪ It's just one of those things
you gotta understand it ♪

♪ So if you on the same page ♪

♪ This pussy get demanding ♪

♪ Hey you wanna ride that dick-dick good, he say ♪

♪ I got a flight to catch, wait ♪

♪ Siri, what time does my flight leave in the morning ♪

♪ Your flight leaves at 6 am ♪

♪ Thank you ♪

♪ If he wanna taste the body ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ He say he thirsty for it ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ He say he nasty baby ♪

♪ I said on me ♪

♪ On me daddy ♪

♪ This ain't for sell lil daddy ♪

♪ But it ain't cheap ♪

♪ But it ain't cheap ♪

♪ He wanna taste the party ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ So let him eat ♪

♪ He say he thirsty for it ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ I fixed him a drink ♪

♪ He say he nasty baby ♪

♪ I said on me ♪

♪ On me baby ♪

♪ This ain't for sell lil daddy ♪

♪ Okay, but it ain't cheap ♪

♪ But it ain't cheap ♪

♪ I like that pussy ate ♪

♪ And that back to break ♪

♪ And it's fast asleep ♪

♪ And my soul's takers ♪

♪ My business is my business ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody ♪

♪ Pussy real good but it ain't for everybody ♪

♪ I ain't looking for love right now ♪

♪ I wanna play in these streets right now ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

Ugh, this is not on my to do list for tonight.

What, getting blacked out wasted on a random Tuesday?

Mm-hmm. Exactly.

Ooh, I haven't gone this hard since Vegas last year.

I can still taste the Vodka from that weekend.

Look like you could use dome water.

Here. - Thanks.

I'm assuming me sprawled out on the couch

and dying of dehydration gave it away.

Is that dry humor I detect?

It is.

Max the comedian, still at large I see.

Damn bro, you don't think I'm thirsty?

I drank way more than ole girl over there.

What about those two girls?

Upside down over on that couch.

Better yet, those two that are passed out on the floor.

They could all use some water.

You right.

Even though I'm no one's caretaker,

I could take care of you guys for the night.

Sure, I'll get right on it.

Thank you bro, I appreciate it.

♪ You get that all the time ♪

♪ I never seen nobody like you ♪

♪ Wow, wow ♪

Hmm, or better yet, you come with me to the Green Room

and I can quench whatever you needs.

That's the best sentence I've heard all night, baby.

Hey Benny, cancel that water bro.

Bring it back later.

Hello?

Hello? Crystal?

Other girl whose name I totally forgot,

but who's super pretty, is that you?

Fuck.

Fuck girl, why'd you scare me?

Sorry, I was looking for the bathroom.

I drank too much.

Oh my god.

What are you doing in here

getting all dolled up any way?

What do you mean?

I mean, you're in here reapplying lip gloss,

looking cute again.

Who's got Trinity's attention out there?

I'm just touching up my makeup, that's it.

Uh-huh, so nobody has Trinity's pussy

tingling with excitement?

Pussy tingling?

Bitch, if I ever have that happen,

take me to Planned Parenthood immediately.

Don't tell me it's that freak nerd Carpool

or whatever his name is.

His name is Freeway, but no, but he's really cool.

Well, I'm either taking home S Dot or that Benny guy.

Maybe both depending on how long we're here

and how drunk I am.

Girl, why are you always a slut

at every function that we go to?

What do you mean?

I'm like the Lori Harvey of fucking influencer guys.

And I wear that honor proudly.

I can see that.

But that Dee Jay guy, he's kind of cute.

And I like his music.

Yeah he is cute, but I think you may have missed

your opportunity on that one.

Let me guess, Serena?

Bingo.

Fuck, she's so gorgeous.

She's every guys wet dream fantasy come to life.

Hell, she's my wet dream fantasy come true.

Do you think they're hooking up?

Not at her event.

I think she has too much class for that.

I love your videos, I could sit for hours watching you.

Oh, so you like to watch.

I like to, baby.

Watch this.

He's having a really good time in there.

Yeah, is he hitting high notes like off of his song?

That's definitely a falsetto.

Wait, y'all couldn't wake me up

and it's free pussy been given down there?

Y'all leave me with this motherfucker

on some "Brokeback Mountain" shit.

What the fuck is this?

Dee Jay in there getting some ass,

S Dot should be getting some fucking ass!

You wish.

Bitch, I pray. I wish is a fucking understatement.

And you still came.

What'd we miss?

A bitch getting her back blown out in there.

That's what the fuck y'all missed.

They fucking? Bitch I told you.

That could have been you taking dick in the back room.

Oh, it still can be.

It ain't gotta be in no back room love.

Elevator, hallway, I don't give a fuck.

So you choosing?

I mean it is what it is, baby.

I like who like me. And tonight I ain't picky.

There's no way those lines actually work.

Every fucking time.

My rizz is uncanny love.

Shit, you can get it too.

No. - Man look,

she'll pass bro.

Oh that's right, it is cuffing season, huh?

Oh you put dibs on her, right?

No one put dibs on anyone.

I can speak for myself, thanks.

Hey, hey, hey, I think they're coming,

act natural, do something.

Is everybody still having a good time?

Not as much as you.

What can I say, I do like to have a good time.

Where's Dee Jay?

He's asleep. He was doing all this talking

about round one, round two, round three,

and even the Six Flag bounce.

Wait, wait, a what?

Six Flag bounce, that's what I call my sex position.

It got you screaming, full of adrenaline,

and pass out at the end.

Wait a minute, I'm definitely gone need that

in my fucking life.

Shit, how much something like that cost

'cause uh, I'm ready to get my subscription.

All season passes, free line cuts, all the add-ons.

Remind me, if I did that to him,

why would I do it to you?

Do it to me right now, baby.

You slut me out.

You know I uh, I been following you for years now,

I'm not even shocked at the shit you say anymore.

Good, don't be.

I am not drunk enough for this.

Same. - Shots?

Yes please. - Shit, count me in.

Same.

Oh shit, what time is it?

10:30.

My food, I ordered it over an hour ago.

It has to be here by now.

Do you want me to come with you?

No it's fine, I'll be quick.

Oh finally.

What the fuck?

Who would lock this door?

Ugh, don't move food, I'll be right back.

We at it now, can you make a whole dollar?

Give me a dollar, you got rhythm.

♪ Make it around 360 degrees ♪

♪ Don't make it hard for you to breathe ♪

♪ Into the sky screaming for keys ♪

She's hot isn't it?

So sweet.

She reminds me of a doll I used to have back in the days.

I actually used to hate Barbie,
'but I can see you're a fan.

How do you think she's gonna feel

when she thinks you're all about her

but you stuck on me?

I'm not stuck on you.

No, so why can't you keep your eyes off me?

I mean you're always distracting me.

Plus, I wouldn't want to step on nobody's toes, so.

Who, Dee Jay?

He was just a nice nut. I still have cravings.

Do you wanna help me satisfy it?

Who the fuck locked the front door?

What the fuck she just say?

I said, what idiot locked the front door?

My food's down there and I can't get to it

and I'm extremely hungry.

I'm sure it was an accident.

Did you try another door?

Actually, there isn't one.

There's only one way in, one way out,

and that's through the parking lot.

What? I went on a navigating adventure earlier.

A navigating adventure?

What kind of fucking Dora the Explorer shit is that?

Okay shut up.

Crystal, I'm sure that there's a way to open the door.

Serena, do you have a key?

I don't, I just rented this place

from some random site.

They just gave me the code for the front door.

So we're stuck?

We can't be stuck babe, it's 2023,

there's no such thing as stuck.

Serena, you still have our phones?

I do, I have them locked in the front office.

I will go with you. We can call someone.

Maybe they even have a spare key.

Great plan and let's go quick 'cause I'm starving.

Me and you both.

You see, that's why I never come between a girl

and her Uber Eats, I know better.

Boy, shut your ass up.

Talk too much.

The office is down the hall to the left.

Great, more walking. Let's go.

Girl, sorry about the door.

I should have known some mishap
would have happened tonight.

Nobody is perfect, right?

It's fine, shit happens.

I just wanna get the key, open the door,

eat, and then head to the next event.

Hopefully the next one will have more guys

since these seem to already be taken.

Are you jealous, are you?

Me, jealous?

Look at me, this body had Michael B. Jordan in it

for an entire weekend.

I don't think jealous is in my vocabulary.

Good, someone as gorgeous as you

will even get me a bit jealous.

I can see how everybody looks at you.

They all love you.

I mean, I get some looks

but they're looking past me to you.

Look at you, you're perfect.

Like some fucking angel or something.

I'm far from an angel.

Aren't we all.

How 'bout me and you don't go back to the lounge?

We can go inside the office,

get some drinks, have some fun.

Would you like that?

Serena? Serena!

Where did you go?

Serena, this isn't fucking funny.

I really need to fucking eat.

Me too.

No, please. I'll give you whatever you want.

Please, just let me go, please.

I don't think so. You will like this.

Yo, what the fuck taking so long?

Where the fuck these bitches go?

He's right.

It shouldn't take almost 40 minutes

to grab some keys down the hall.

Maybe they got their phones,

made some calls, they're just chilling,

chatting, until the owners get here.

No, Crystal would have at least come back

for another shot.

There's still a lot of alcohol left.

They probably fucking.

What? That's what you come up with?

I mean it only makes perfect fucking sense.

Two bad bitches gone for this long.

One super clouted up

and the other one super fucking clout chasing.

Yeah, your bitch probably in there getting her shit

tossed up and down right fucking now in that office.

Tossed up and down? How so?

You heard me, lame ass nigga.

Tossed up and down. Legs behind her head.

Titties in mouth, eating ass, hardcore freak shit.

That's all happening down the hall right now?

Got to.

Shut the fuck up, they are not fucking

in the middle of a fucking party

while we're all sitting here waiting for them.

Well, it's feasible.

One time we were on a yacht party

that some of the Clippers players invited us to,

and before we even set sail,

Crystal had already fucked three of the players

and the physical therapist.

So nothing would surprise me when it comes to her.

Damn, even the Clippers staff?

All right, enough.

I'm gonna go see what's taking them so long.

Wait, why the fuck you get to go?

They probably need a third.

And if anybody is equipped
to fucking slang some dick,

it's S Dot.

Gosh, just wait here, if I need any help

I'll be back to make sure you don't miss out

on any of the action.

Until then, everybody chill.

What are you doing?

What? I mean, I'm going with you.

Oh, you don't wanna miss out on

the, "Girls Gone Wild," action.

I mean I do gotta probe to S Dot

that his dick ain't the only one worth slanging.

Dork. Come on.

So, 'bout them Clippers, which one was it?

I know my nigga Kawhi wasn't on no fucking boat.

You know, it was probably
one of the third string squad.

Like Bones or Batum.

Ah, you right. Bones did go crazy last season.

He turned up for the playoffs too.

Absolutely, you know he's actually

a good all around fit for that team.

So if it was him and one of the three

that destroyed that vagina, I'm not upset.

Me neither. That's a pic factor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need another drink.

Do you think they smorgasbord or Eiffel Towered her?

Or how does that work nowadays?

DP. - DP? What's that?

Which way did Serena say the office was?

Um, I think that way towards the end, left door.

So, you having a good time so far?

I mean, I've gone to worse functions in my life.

You? - I mean,

it has its ups and downs.

Like what?

Or down, being
locked inside a random building

with people I've never met before.

And up?

Um, being locked in here with you.

Crystal? Serena, is that you?

Crystal! Trinity's worried about you, are you okay?

Why are they not responding?

I don't know, maybe S Dot was right.

Maybe they are hooking up.

Maybe we should walk faster then.

Maybe you should go back to the lounge.

I'm joking.

Look, maybe they went downstairs

to check the door again.

What the fuck was that?

It sounded like it was coming from over here.

Okay, let's go back.

We can grab the whole group and check this out-

Benny, no, no, no, no, what if something happened?

What if they need us, we have to go see if they're okay.

All right, come on.

Crystal! Serena!

Come on, we need our phones!

Fuck this. Yo ladies, let's go, we've been waiting.

What's the hold-

She's dead!

We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go,

we gotta go, let's go!

What about Serena?

What about me?

Serena, what happened to
you? What happened to Crystal?

Crystal, Crystal, Crystal.

Let's just say our moment together

was too much for her to handle.

Stay the fuck back.

What happened, Benny?

I thought we had a little moment together?

I thought me and you would have some alone time

and the boring bitch can come too.

Go, run, now!

We have to lock this door.

We have to block it off or something.

Hurry, hurry! We need help!

What's wrong?

One person, and then she's, she's in Serena.

Wait what happened? - Crystal is dead.

What do you mean Crystal is dead?

How can she be dead?

It's true, it's fucking true.

We both saw her dead on the ground by the office.

It looked like her neck was ripped out by an animal.

Man, you show that bitch wasn't passed out drunk

after fucking on Serena?

Then how do you explain the blood idiot?

Her period dummy.

Our host is a vampire.

Excuse me?

Our host is a fucking vampire

and she just killed Crystal like it was nothing.

Now I know whatever the fuck them too was drinking,

you too motherfuckers got in that shit too.

Listen here you stupid piece of shit, she's not lying.

Serena is a vampire and she killed Crystal.

When she gets in here she's gonna do the same to us.

First of all, you strong as fuck.

I wasn't expecting that shit.

Second, you ain't 'bout to make me believe

that fucking bullshit you selling.

Pothole, you hear this fucking shit?

Talking 'bout ooh the vampire bitch is outside

sucking everybody's blood.

Now we're in danger.

I don't wanna hear that fucking shit.

Motherfucker you trying to go viral.

Ain't even no cameras in here,

with that Denzel Washington monologue bullshit.

Fuck is that?

Hey, did you just call me Pothole?

Pothole, Underpants, Speedbump,

I don't give a fuck, nigga.

I'm out this shit.

Maybe we should hear them out.

Don't go out there.

We can't be stupid, we can't leave this room

until we know what's going on out there.

I already know what the fuck is going on.

Y'all trying to feed me some,

"Queen Of The Damned," bullshit.

Talking 'bout she trying to suck the life

out of the viral sensations in the room.

If y'all two motherfuckers believe that shit,

I don't know what the fuck y'all got going on!

Y'all dummies for believing that!

Y'all think her food still out here?

Leaving already? I haven't got a taste you yet.

Oh shit!

Come over here and help me!

Ooh shit, I almost got fucked and eaten

at the same got damn time.

Fucked and eaten, that don't even go together.

Yes it do. Bitches almost got me fucking.

HD nigga!

Man, none of that shit matters right now.

We need to figure out how to get the hell outta here.

So what do we know about vampires?

I mean, just the only things we seen

based off of movies.

Jesus, I can't believe this
is a real question right now.

Well, it is real so we need to think.

Because if the only way out

is through those two vampire bitches,

we need to be prepared.

Sunlight, they hate sunlight.

Nah, 'cause on, "Twilight,"

them motherfuckers running around in the sun

like it wasn't shit.

They made 'em look like fucking disco balls.

Out of all the movies about vampires,

that's what you chose as your reference?

These motherfuckers talking 'bout vampires

based off of movies they seen.

How many movies of vampires you fucking seen?

"From Dusk Till Dawn"

"- Dracula 2000."

"Interview With A Vampire."

"The Lost Boys."

Or how about the movie, "Vampires,"

based on the actual situation that we're facing.

You know black people. - if you don't shut

your goofy ass up. - Didn't even

watch "Twilight." - That's why I don't.

King Jacob.

Oh my gosh, guys chill.

It's the middle of the night

so sunlight isn't even a factor.

What are you doing?

Shh.

Fuck this shit!

I'm ready to get the fuck outta here, bro!

Man, I knew better than this shit.

Man, I gotta pee. Fuck!

Dee Jay?

Yo bro, we got a big problem man.

Your girl, I think she's a...

Vampire.

Hope this doesn't affect our collab.

Ah shit!

Benny! - Ah shit!

Get back, get back, stay the fuck back!

I'll shut you up!

Oh shit!

Don't fucking bite him! Don't fucking bite him!

Don't fucking bite me! Don't fucking bite me!

Fucking bite you?

Yes, that's what you freaking

motherfucking vampires are into.

And I'm not trying to be on that fucking list.

Now why would you think I'm gonna do that?

Well how the fuck did Serena get you?

Well she, damn, she fucked me and bit me.

I seen how them two other fucking bitches

wanted to fuck me since I got here.

Now this motherfucker trying to get a piece of my ass!

Pause!

Oh you don't have to worry about that.

It won't be much of you left

after I'm done with you.

Help!

Help me! Help got dammit!

Get this motherfucker off of me!

Get this motherfucker off of me!

You good?

Why the fuck you ain't help me

when the motherfucker tried to bite me?

That motherfucker was eyeballing my neck

like black people eyeball
Popeye's chicken sandwiches.

What the fuck was y'all doing?

Why the fuck y'all ain't help me?

I mean, I yelled at him.

Yelled at him? What you gone scold him?

Teach him a fucking lesson?

Don't look at me, I was helping Benny.

I thought you would have it under control.

So, what do we do with him?

We gotta kill him.

Cut off his head, stake
through the heart to be efficient.

What do we use?

No, no, I got a better idea.

It better be a fucking good one.

Do you think that'll hold him?

Not for long.

Which means it's only a matter
of time before he wakes up.

We need to find a way outta here and now.

Nah, we just wait till the sun come up,

then we can get the fuck outta here.

We can't wait till that long.

At some point, they're coming through that door.

So what's the plan?

Yeah, and we all need our phones.

Listen Freeway, I know you
said you toured the building

when you first got here,

but there has to be another way out

and we need to find it now.

How are we supposed to get even close to that office.

As soon as we step foot out in that hallway, we're done.

We need to break up into groups.

Break up into groups? Bitch is you crazy?

That's the stupidest and whitest shit

I ever heard you fucking say.

Fuck all that.

We can't just march to the office

and pick a fight with two vampires.

We need a distraction.

Someone needs to distract them

while we get the keys and the others find the way out.

So, any takers?

Fuck no.

I'll do it. I'll distract them.

Benny, S Dot, head to the office.

You two, find the other way out, if there is one.

What? - No,

I'm not letting you go by yourself.

I'll go. You take the others and you guys grab the keys

and find a way out.

What about you?

it doesn't matter about me.

As long as you guys are all safe, that all that matters.

Oh so you think you're Captain America now?

Trying to be the hero.

Jokes till the end, huh?

This is not the end. We're all gonna get outta here.

And maybe, maybe we can talk about going out.

Yeah.

Excuse me, excuse me, uh, I keep hearing my name

included in this and I ain't agree to any of this shit.

I'ma stay right the fuck here till the morning,

then I'll fucking leave!

You can't just stay in here alone.

Bitch, do I look like Blade?

N-O, no!

Man, let him.

Listen, let's all grab a weapon

to defend ourselves and let's go.

Okay, I'll go first.

I'll get out there, I'll try to make enough noise

so that they can follow me.

From there, you guys know the plan, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, which way do I go?

Girls! Let's go, where you at, I'm here!

Come on!

Hurry, I'll got to the office,

you two, find us an exit.

You sure you'll be okay by yourself?

I'll be fine. Stick with Trinity.

Good luck.

I've seen this kind of lock before.

I think I can pick it.

Hey, where you at?

Don't you want a meal, I'm right fucking here!

Where are they?

Fuck that.

Bitch, you strong.

Oh shit! Oh, look, look, look.

You should fucking eat Benny.

No, no, no, no, no, Max.

Max is fucking chewable, not little old me.

Don't be scared S Dot. I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you as much as you all hurt me.

Hurt you? Bitch, I don't even fucking know you.

You remember that model in that Hollywood party

that thew up all in Snoop Dog bathroom?

Oh, I do. Bitch threw up on the dogs and everything.

Yeah, that was me.

You were all there.

You were not as famous as you are right now.

You was streaming the whole thing.

I don't understand.

I spent years of embarrassment hiding alone.

Praying to God to take me. He never answered.

But someone else did.

What? What about Freeway?

His fucking lame ass didn't deserve this shit.

Well someone has to get blamed for all of this.

Might as well be someone nobody cares about.

How the fuck was I supposed to know

the video would go viral like that?

You was just some bitch at a party!

Oh Lord.

How 'bout you shut the fuck up

and let me devour your soul.

Is there anything we can do without me fucking dying?

What do you have in mind?

I'm open to suggestions.

So am I.

Oh don't eat, fuck me you motherfucker!

Come on, come on, God.

Let's face it, we're dead.

Hey, hey, hey, I know I don't seem like

the normal savior type and all,

but I wouldn't let anything to happen to you.

I hope you can believe that.

Thank you, Free, what's your real name?

My real name?

Yeah. If you wanna be my savior,

shouldn't I know your real name?

Oh it's, it's Andrew.

Well Andrew, I do feel safer with you.

You know, maybe after this you know,

we can possibly hang out.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Oh, it's happening.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Don't know where those lips have been.

Get behind me.

How cute, you didn't tell me

you had a new boyfriend, Trinity.

Get back devil, get back!

Ha, this is what's supposed to protect you against me

from ripping out your throat
and feasting on your insides?

Your last three boyfriends could do a better job

than this simp.

I'll have you know, I've beaten every RPG game

in the past six years and I'm a level 120

on "Call Of Duty," whore!

Did Trinity tell you how good she is

at taking multiple dicks?

Shut up!

Face it Trinity, you're my unimpressive sidekick

bitch that I pimp out to celebs that I'm too tired

to give them any energy.

Bitch!

Ah, talk crazy now bitch!

Are you Buffy? - What?

Are you a Power Ranger or something?

Don't be crazy, let's go find the others.

No!

Shit, S Dot.

Man, we told him not to stay in here, fuck.

Oh shit. - He's alive!

Damn man, they got you, fuck!

Did you at least fuck first?

Nigga, no. Can you believe that shit?

What? Not even some head?

Bitch said she was gone suck my soul,

I didn't know she meant literally suck my soul.

I knew she was just a tease.

Am I?

I thought you enjoyed our
little play time together, S Dot?

You were not satisfied? 'Cause we were.

You had a vampire orgy?

Okay, playtime is over. Let's eat.

No more running, there's no point.

So what we supposed to do?

Let's fuck this bitch up.

Agreed. - I'm in.

What, I bet you are, Pac-Man.

This is cute. You think you can be against me

and my creation?

You think that will work?

Benny, Freeway, get Dee Jay.

Trin, let's handle this slut.

Fuck 'em up, y'all.

You see, we could have been best of homies, man.

Your records all sucks.

What the fuck you mean it sucks?

It was on Tik Tok top tracks.

Exactly, motherfucker.

I actually like that song.

Thanks man. - Okay, let's go.

And do you think you can fuck with me, the queen?

The only queen we recognize is Taylor Swift.

Taylor and her best nickname
for Beyonce, that's my queen.

She kicking y'all ass. Got damn.

Here we are together.

You're crazy.

Maybe, you stupid fucking influencers.

You think you're friends with me still?

Your followers? Let's find out.

Damn. - Oh fuck.

Bitch, didn't wanna give me no fucking play, huh?

Die, motherfucker.

He's killing her. - Die.

Bruce Leroy to the rescue, baby.

Wow, so it's really over. We won.

Yeah, I guess so.

Thanks for saving me, twice.

Stop, no need for thank yous.

I mean besides, you would do the same thing for me.

Not a chance.

See, you really need to take these jokes on the road.

I feel like you'd sell out.

Shut up.

So, since we survived this crazy night,

I'd be stupid if I didn't at least ask or try,

um, maybe we could possibly.

Yes, I'll come over and play video games with you.

Word? - Yeah.

Ah dope, you know 'cause the new, "Mortal Konbat,"

just came out and they got these new characters

going on and everything. - Shh, we can talk

logistics later, okay?

Okay, okay, cool, cool.

So, uh, should we all go get our phones

and uh, get the hell outta here?

Please. - Yes.

Jesus.

At least your stream

will have one hell of story, right S Dot?

Hey, hey fam you good?

You want me to grab your stuff?

S Dot, S Dot.

S Dot?

Fuck are y'all going? The party just getting started.

Fuck it.

♪ Who want it better ♪

♪ That we raffle forever ♪

♪ Peep the effort is mind over matter ♪

♪ And the residence the thicker the jacket ♪

♪ The resident is too regiment ♪

♪ The reverous is irrelevant ♪

♪ I pay my weight in gold ♪

♪ And set the precedent ♪

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♪ Right in these testaments ♪

♪ Can you assume the sonic boom ♪

♪ The elements ♪

♪ When it bloom I let it drip ♪

♪ No prejudice and no hesitance ♪

♪ Confronting my own insecurities ♪

♪ But you ain't gone hear of it ♪

♪ Sacreligion, conspiracy, still my eyes shine ♪

♪ With the purity ♪

♪ Blinded by my obscurity ♪

♪ The route never seemed so clear to me ♪

♪ The drought drowned out the imagery ♪

♪ I survived the enemy ♪

♪ I am an alter-energy ♪

♪ I seek the truth ♪

♪ The infinite deep ♪

♪ Come and meet us in a different ♪

♪ Don't be so intricate, uh it's genesis ♪

♪ Some call it photosynthesis ♪

♪ It takes money to make money ♪

♪ But dreams you can never take from me ♪

♪ Though I'm down, still pray for me ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪

♪ I could never ♪

♪ I can waste time like I'm in a box ♪

♪ I got the money ♪

♪ Bought respect from the lot ♪

♪ Slick as a fox ♪

♪ I could never ♪

♪ Wait around for a handout ♪

♪ When I can go and grab the fish with my mouth ♪

♪ Bare with me, I could never ♪

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♪ To say the game check point can't save me ♪

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♪ Got me off limits ♪

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♪ Scratching her booty like
a African with a laxative ♪

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♪ I could never ♪

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♪ Slick as a fox ♪

♪ I could never ♪

♪ I could wait around for a handout when I ♪