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Okay, how do I look?
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Beautiful as always.
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A little too much cleavage.
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Well, when I'm not
working for tips, I'll cover up.
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Is that the lesson you want
to teach your daughter?
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Are you kidding?
These are all I am to her.
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey. Oh, good.
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All right,
here you go.
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Yay.
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I thought you were off tonight.
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Uh, I was,
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but a shift
opened up,
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and despite
appearances,
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we are poor people.
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Well, I thought we were
gonna have some "us" time.
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Uh, well, I get off
at midnight.
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We can "us" time then.
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Hey, I know what
"us" time means.
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Stop it.
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Okay, I'll
see you later.
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All right, what are we doing?
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We?
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Once I put the baby down,
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we can play Monopoly, Jenga.
I'm all yours.
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Well, thank you, but...
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[yawns]
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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You can just say no,
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you don't
have to pretend to be sleepy.
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Okay. No.
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How are you at Gin Rummy?
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Well, it's been a while.
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You might have to remind me
of the rules.
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Are you conning me?
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Only one way to find out.
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♪
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You sure about that?
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Thank you.
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Gin.
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Son of a bitch.
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Go again?
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[yawns]
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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Tired of losing.
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♪
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Let's see.
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Oh, there's your mama.
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See how hard she's working?
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That's for you.
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Remember that
when you're a teenager
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and you hate your mother
for no good reason,
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other than she's your mother.
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Georgie?
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Hey, what're you doing here?
Is everything okay?
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Everything's great.
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This one didn't
want to sleep,
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so I thought we'd come
pay you a visit.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm real busy.
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Well, you sure I can't
buy you some dessert?
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I got $11
from your dad
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burning a hole
in my pocket.
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Order up.
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I got to go. Bye.
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Okay, see you later.
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Whoa, that's all
you're leaving?
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Yeah.
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Just so you know,
you ain't just
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tipping your waitress,
you're also tipping
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her baby girl here.
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Oh, come on. Look at this face.
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There we go.
Have a nice night.
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♪
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[coos]
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[sighs]
Hey.
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Hey. Sorry, didn't
mean to wake you.
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Oh, it's okay.
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How was work?
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Busy.
I feel bad
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I didn't have
time for you.
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I get it.
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Well, I got
time for you now.
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It's been a while,
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we ain't
gonna need much time.
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You smell like bacon.
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Really? I showered.
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I ain't complaining.
I like bacon.
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[laughs]
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[pager vibrates]
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[groans]
Your pager.
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I hear it.
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Aren't you
gonna answer it?
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It's just someone with
a broke down car.
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They ain't
going nowhere.
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What if it's
an emergency?
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This is an emergency.
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[pager vibrates]
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Dang it.
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It's okay, I'll be here
when you get back.
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Great, I'll wake you.
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Or, you know,
let me sleep through it.
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It's fine.
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♪
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Thanks, Charlie.
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[siren whoops]
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Evening, miss.
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Thank the Lord.
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I got a flat tire.
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Well, good news,
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it's only flat
on the bottom.
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A little
tow truck humor.
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Can you fix it?
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I can change it.
Got a spare?
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I do,
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it's that one right there.
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Oh. Well, I can
tow you back to the shop
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and get you
fixed up in the morning.
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Thank you.
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It's a nice car
you got.
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Well, God is good.
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Oh, you're one of them.
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One of them?
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I don't mean nothing by it.
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My mom's one of them, too.
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Blessed with the abundance
of God's love?
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Yep, definitely one of them.
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You are not
what I expected
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when I called
a tow truck.
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Oh, you were waiting on
a butt-crack Bubba type?
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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Well, sorry to disappoint.
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Mine is firmly tucked away.
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So, are you
McAllister?
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Cooper, McAllister's
my father-in-law.
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You're married?
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You look so young.
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Well, when you meet the right
woman and get her pregnant,
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you just know.
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So, what about you?
What kind of job
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gets you a car
like that?
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Oh, um, I work
in real estate,
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but honestly,
I owe it all to my church.
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Really?
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My mom's church
never gave out Mercedes.
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Once in a while,
you'd get free pancakes,
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but that's about it.
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[laughs]
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I'm serious.
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I mean,
I was struggling
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before I joined
my congregation,
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but now I'm doing great.
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You know, God wants us
to be prosperous.
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All I remember
from Sunday school
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is, "Thou shalt not
have any fun."
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Well, maybe you're going
to the wrong church.
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You should check us out.
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Maybe I will.
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I'm telling you,
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if you invest in God,
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He will return that
investment tenfold.
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How's He with debt?
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'Cause I got me a
few folds of that.
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♪
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Oh, my goodness, CeeCee,
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you're gettingso big.
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'Cause she's a Texas baby.
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'Cause you keep
sneaking her cookies.
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I want her to like me.
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Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
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Oh, well, you got in so late,
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I wanted to give you a break.
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What did I do to deserve you?
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This.
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Hey, what do you think about
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coming to church
with me on Sunday?
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Church? You want pancakes,
just tell me.
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No, this lady
I towed last night
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was telling me how
her church is all about
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prosperity and making money.
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So?
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So, those are two of
my favorite things.
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We're not really church people.
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Why would you say that?
Of course we are.
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When was the last time
we went to church?
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When Georgie's
father...
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I don't recall.
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This could also be a
business opportunity.
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Prosperous folks
need tires, too.
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I don't know.
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Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
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You're okay with him going
to church just to sell tires?
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Yes.
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You want to
come with me?
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No.
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Mandy?
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Well, Sunday's
my one day to sleep in,
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but if you want to go,
you should go.
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All right.
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What about you, CeeCee?
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You want to come
to church with Daddy?
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Hands off,
she's Catholic.
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And here's a free
air freshener.
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Has our number
right on it.
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And it smells
like apple pie.
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How about that?
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Money making idea:
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A little pocket
in your underwear
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that you can slide
an air freshener into.
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Hey, Georgie.
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You remembered my name.
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Hello.
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So, is my car ready?
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Let me check.
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Yes, ma'am,
it most certainly is.
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My name's Ruben.
What's yours?
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- Valerie.
- Oh, lovely name.
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Valerie, you're
gonna need
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brake pads on
your vehicle,
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sooner better
than later.
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Thank you.
Good to know.
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Ruben, I got this.
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I'm just thinking of her safety.
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Don't you need to call
your wife or something?
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He's married.
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I know. I'm actually
hoping to meet her
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at church this Sunday.
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Church?
Yeah.
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Mm, too much work.
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Sorry about that,
he's alone a lot back there.
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So, will I see you on Sunday?
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Yeah, I think you will.
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Might be solo.
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My wife's not
real interested.
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Oh, too bad.
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But I will be
glad to see you.
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Oh. And I'll be glad
to see you...
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in a churchly fashion.
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Before I forget,
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free air freshener.
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Oh. [sniffs]
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Apple, the fruit
of temptation.
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Hang on, I got a mango
in here somewhere.
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♪
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Last chance to come to church
with me.
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Sorry, today's
a strict no-bra day.
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I feel a little weird.
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The only time I ever wore this
was my dad's funeral.
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Well, I'm sure
he'd be glad to know
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you're getting
your money's worth.
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He was thrifty.
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You know, he's the one
who taught me shampoo
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is really just liquid soap.
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You can wash your hair
with a bar of Irish Spring.
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Same deal.
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Is that why your hair
smells like that?
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Mmm, when you
first met me, yeah.
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Now I'm a Zest man.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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Is this your first time with us?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, we are so glad
to have you.
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Oh, okay.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Georgie, welcome.
[chuckles]
270
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,051
Oh, y'all are
a huggy bunch.
271
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,880
Come here, there's someone
I want you to meet.
272
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,404
Reverend, this is
Georgie Cooper.
273
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,971
Travis Lemon.
274
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,060
How are you doing on
this glorious Sunday?
275
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,584
Depends.
You got pancakes?
276
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,152
Better. We got waffles
the shape of Texas.
277
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,328
Praise the Lord.[chuckles]
278
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,591
I got a flat tire
the other night
279
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,201
and Georgie rescued me.
280
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,682
Ah, a Good Samaritan.
Isn't that something?
281
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:44,860
It's my job, so maybe
just a regular Samaritan.
282
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,428
Georgie drives a tow truck
and works at a tire shop.
283
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,082
When do you find
the time to sleep?
284
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,300
I don't.
285
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,475
So if it happens
during your sermon,
286
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,563
don't take it personal.
287
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,695
[laughter]
288
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,045
Hard worker,
God rewards that.
289
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,220
Speaking of which,
290
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,700
I couldn't
help but notice
291
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,441
you had some church vans
out there with bald tires.
292
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,748
Be happy to take care
of that for you.
293
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,838
Oh, yeah, this is
the church for you.
294
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,841
Let's talk after
the service.
295
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,494
I told you.
296
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,279
Not even here five minutes
and you're already prospering.
297
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,715
I guess I am.
298
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,456
I'm so happy for you.
[chuckles]
299
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,763
Okay, more hugging.
300
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,635
♪
301
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,947
Remember when you wanted to be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
302
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,384
There's still time.
303
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,994
There is!
304
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,129
Yeah, and I'm gonna be
an aerobics instructor.
305
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,958
Hey. How was church?
306
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,699
Great. I met the reverend.
307
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,135
Real nice guy.
Mm.
308
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,876
Feel more prosperous?
309
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,399
Actually, I do.
310
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,967
McAllister Auto is now
the exclusive tire store
311
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,099
for all the church buses
and vans.[Mandy gasps]
312
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,753
You're kidding.
313
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,320
Tires, brakes, alignment,
the works.
314
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,062
In fact, I gave him
a ridiculously high price,
315
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,498
then knocked ten percent off.
316
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,630
He was thrilled.
317
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,676
How can you not
love this kid?
318
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,113
He hustled a reverend.
319
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,376
Exactly.
320
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,815
You know, I think it's time
we up your compensation.
321
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,513
We already give them free room,
board and childcare.
322
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,515
Yeah, but with the tow truck,
he's working day and night.
323
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,169
He volunteered, Jim.
324
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,823
'Cause he's a go-getter.
325
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:21,000
Well, then he can
go get another job.
326
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,392
Should we jump in here?
327
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,526
No, stay out of it,
this is how I got a car.
328
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,137
Giving him a cut only
motivates him to make more.
329
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,097
Keeping him hungry
motivates him more.
330
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,751
Now, you see, that is
the kind of thinking
331
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,361
that makes Communism
appealing.
332
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,623
You sure we shouldn'tjump in?
333
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,798
Shh, we're close.
334
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,192
Did you just call me
a Communist?
335
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,671
I'm just saying a good American
336
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,021
would pay him what he's worth.
337
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,370
There it is.
338
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,764
Fine, pay him whatever you want.
339
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,985
And that's how I got
a Jeep Cherokee.
340
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,772
♪
341
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,036
I see what's going on.
342
00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,039
I get a raise, you can't
keep your hands off of me.
343
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,041
You got a problem
with that?
344
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,652
No, you're right,
I'm way more sexy.
345
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,827
[laughs]
346
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,788
Well, I'm really
proud of you.
347
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,702
You know, there's
a Bible study Wednesday.
348
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,400
You want to come?
349
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,402
Oh, wow, we really need
to work on your dirty talk.
350
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,969
[chuckles]
351
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:20,189
Sorry, I just think
you really might like it.
352
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,496
Thanks, but I don't need
to watch you sell tires
353
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,586
to a bunch
of Bible thumpers.
354
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,414
It ain't about that.
355
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,024
It's actually
kind of working.
356
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,591
W-What are you
talking about?
357
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,941
I'm making more money
and you want to have day sex.
358
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,900
That's everything
I've ever prayed for.
359
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,597
[chuckles]
Please don't tell me
360
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,991
you think that's
'cause of the church.
361
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,080
I don't know. Maybe.
362
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,256
I'm just saying a lot
of what they preach makes sense.
363
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,388
Ugh, you're starting
to sound like your mom.
364
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,042
What the heck's
that supposed to mean?
365
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,610
Oh, calm down,
I love her, but...
366
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:50,916
you know, when it comes
to the church,
367
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,613
she's a little bitof a...
368
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224
A little bit of a what?
369
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,010
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "nutjob."
370
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,620
Nutjob?
371
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,622
If I were you, I wouldn't
start comparing moms.
372
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,711
[scoffs]
What's that mean?
373
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,279
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "bitch."
374
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,976
[gasps]
375
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,282
Where you going? I thought
we were gonna fool around.
376
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,937
Pray for it,
see what happens.
377
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,638
Hey. Still waiting
on them brakes?
378
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,640
Want it done fast
or you want 'em done right?
379
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,946
Well, I want 'em done now.
380
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,338
[chuckles]
381
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,907
Aw, like a big lion practicing
his roar.
382
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,778
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
383
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,868
[meows]
384
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,131
Quit it.
[chuckles]
Trouble at home?
385
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,481
Wife find out about
the hot church lady?
386
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,656
No.
387
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,093
Keeping her a secret? Smart.
388
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,747
I don't care about her.
389
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,096
Care about who?
390
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,272
The woman who
invited me to church.
391
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,708
The hot woman.
392
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,319
Baywatch hot.
393
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,494
Care to explain?
394
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,322
Yeah, she's attractive.
395
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,846
Muy fuego.
396
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,501
But it don't matter
'cause we're just friends.
397
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,937
So you're not
doing something dumb?
398
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,373
Oh, I do dumb stuff
all the time,
399
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,679
just not this.
400
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,855
Well, be careful.
401
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,335
I own a timeshare in Florida
402
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,947
'cause the saleslady
looked like Raquel Welch.
403
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,775
I don't know
who that is.
404
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,169
Oh, she was a knockout.
405
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,823
Had curves
in all the right places.
406
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,869
She wore this fur bikini
in a movie, man.
407
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,307
I still think about it.
408
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,352
Fur bikini?
409
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,137
Was she cold?
410
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,661
Get back to work.
411
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,316
[snorts] "Curves in
all the right places."
412
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,971
Dude is old.
413
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,628
♪
414
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,325
Will Georgie be
joining us for dinner?
415
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,023
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.
416
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,460
Oh.
417
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:43,028
I do hope he isn't
turning into his mother.
418
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,900
That is a terrible thing to say.
419
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,946
No matter how hard we fight it,
420
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,687
at some point we all
turn into our parents.
421
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:54,213
Yeah, well,
I'm turning into Dad.
422
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,215
Too late, blondie.
423
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,521
You got something to say,
just say it.
424
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,393
I just think Georgie
should be using
425
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,047
what little free time he has
426
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,049
to be with
his wife and daughter.
427
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,747
[sighs] I don't disagree.
428
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,053
So you agree.
429
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,663
That's not what I said.
430
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,578
If your father
was doing something
431
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,014
that made me uncomfortable,
432
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,322
I would make sure
he knew about it.
433
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,367
God, I am turning into you.
434
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,586
Aw.
435
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,240
No, it's not a good thing.
436
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,763
Where you going?
437
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,591
To tell my husband
I love and support him,
438
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,245
no matter what he chooses to do.
439
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,855
I think that's a mistake.
440
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,597
Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
441
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,818
Thank you, Father,
for your many blessings
442
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,691
and let our prosperity
be a glory to you
443
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,650
and a beacon that brings others
to your light.
444
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,782
Amen.
445
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,044
ALL:
Amen.
446
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,351
Georgie, you've
been awful quiet.
447
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,787
Is there anything
you'd like to say
448
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,006
before we wrap it up?
449
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,487
Oh, uh, yeah.
450
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,923
I would like to thank you all
451
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,969
for being so welcoming.
452
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,536
I haven't been hugged this much
453
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,495
since I was on
the high school wrestling team.
454
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,410
Oh, before I forget...
455
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,109
Here's my business card.
McAllister Auto.
456
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,721
We offer 24-hour towing
and all your tire needs.
457
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,854
Just give them this card
and you'll get ten percent off
458
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,944
our already low, low prices.
459
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,120
That it?
460
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,688
Oh. Amen.
461
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,563
Here, let me
give you a hand.
462
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,218
Oh. Thanks.
463
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,221
So, what'd you think
of Bible study?
464
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,614
It's hard to believe,
but I liked it.
465
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,138
Why is that hard to believe?
466
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,878
Well, it's got the words
"Bible" and "study"
467
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,315
right there in the name.
468
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,968
[chuckles]
469
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,406
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed it.
470
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,366
God wanting me to succeed
is kind of comforting.
471
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,151
Could I tell you something?
472
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,327
I think my flat tire
was no accident.
473
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,502
What are you saying?
474
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,286
You put a nail
in your own tire?
475
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,464
I think God did it,
to bring you here.
476
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,336
Well, if that's true,
I'm glad he did.
477
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,903
Me, too.
478
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,297
Whoa, I'm a married man.
479
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,605
You sure are!
480
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,346
Move.
481
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,044
[grunts]
482
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,915
Let's go, married man.
483
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,265
You saw me pull
away, right?
484
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,094
It's the only reason
you're still standing.
485
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,840
Call for a tow?
486
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,020
Got to go!
487
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,380
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