Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,703
This just in:
New evidence that
2
00:00:14,704 --> 00:00:17,910
unidentified flying objects
have been secretly visiting
3
00:00:17,911 --> 00:00:19,772
Bikini Bottom for years.
4
00:00:19,773 --> 00:00:23,014
General, what are the
chances that these photos
5
00:00:23,015 --> 00:00:24,841
and videos are just a hoax?
6
00:00:24,842 --> 00:00:29,427
99.99999%.
7
00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:31,221
There you have it--
8
00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:36,083
conclusive proof that
there is a 0.00001% chance
9
00:00:36,084 --> 00:00:38,772
UFOs are real.
10
00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:42,531
That means there could be
evidence of UFOs anywhere!
11
00:00:42,532 --> 00:00:46,358
Let's go find some.
12
00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,117
Here, alien.
13
00:00:48,118 --> 00:00:50,153
Alien! Alien!
14
00:00:52,188 --> 00:00:53,842
- Hmm.
- Huh?
15
00:00:56,809 --> 00:00:58,291
Uh, huh?
16
00:00:59,843 --> 00:01:01,566
Huh?
17
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,910
It's the middle of the night!
18
00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:11,290
What are you two idiots doing?
19
00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:14,531
We found an
alien crop circle!
20
00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,841
It's only a crop circle
because you're
21
00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:19,600
stomping on my begonias!
22
00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:20,841
Huh?
23
00:01:20,842 --> 00:01:21,876
Okay.
24
00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:23,496
Yeah, that is us.
25
00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:26,427
We're hunting space
aliens and UFOs.
26
00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:30,703
Space aliens and UFOs
do not exist.
27
00:01:30,704 --> 00:01:32,809
Go to sleep!
28
00:01:42,326 --> 00:01:44,186
Okay.
29
00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,462
You want to see space aliens?
30
00:01:46,463 --> 00:01:49,222
I'll show you space aliens.
31
00:01:50,912 --> 00:01:53,739
This could
definitely be a UFO.
32
00:01:57,154 --> 00:01:59,393
A real UFO!
33
00:01:59,394 --> 00:02:00,910
both: First contact!
34
00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:03,877
First contact!
35
00:02:06,223 --> 00:02:08,427
both: Whoa!
36
00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,910
Intergalactic.
37
00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:11,600
Spacey.
38
00:02:11,601 --> 00:02:13,085
Cosmic.
39
00:02:20,395 --> 00:02:24,669
We just got hit
by a flying saucer!
40
00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,255
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Cool!
41
00:02:26,256 --> 00:02:27,703
Cool! Yeah!
42
00:02:27,704 --> 00:02:30,083
Greetings, earthlings.
43
00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,979
A r-r-real space alien.
44
00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,808
Greetings, sir.
45
00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,841
It's me, you tinfoil twits.
46
00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:40,496
It was all me.
47
00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:44,048
Space aliens don't exist.
48
00:02:44,049 --> 00:02:45,565
Got it?
49
00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,048
Thank you, Squidward.
50
00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:50,945
We can see now how
silly we really were.
51
00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:52,186
I know.
52
00:02:52,187 --> 00:02:54,117
Let's play superheroes instead.
53
00:02:54,118 --> 00:02:55,324
Yeah!
54
00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:58,256
At least we know they're real.
55
00:03:01,912 --> 00:03:03,292
Idiots.
56
00:03:15,705 --> 00:03:20,738
At last, evidence of our
ancient aquatic ancestors.
57
00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:23,152
We must take the artifact
back to the ship.
58
00:03:23,153 --> 00:03:24,290
We'll be rich.
59
00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,394
Rich, I say.
60
00:03:26,809 --> 00:03:30,841
I told you two,
space aliens don't exist.
61
00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:32,876
Go away!
62
00:03:32,877 --> 00:03:34,496
Oh, no.
63
00:03:34,497 --> 00:03:37,910
The artifact is infested
with a parasite.
64
00:03:37,911 --> 00:03:40,979
We must eradicate it
before our departure.
65
00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,222
I'm telling you,
it's always something.
66
00:03:54,774 --> 00:03:56,014
Huh?
67
00:03:56,015 --> 00:03:57,324
Who--who's there?
68
00:03:57,325 --> 00:03:59,015
Ahh!
69
00:04:01,188 --> 00:04:04,394
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
70
00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:19,980
Ah-ha!
71
00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:24,531
My holes!
72
00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,291
Oh, my holes!
73
00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:32,704
Thank Neptune
I have my readers.
74
00:04:37,464 --> 00:04:40,084
Have SpongeBob and Patrick
gone cuckoo?
75
00:04:42,981 --> 00:04:44,705
You!
76
00:04:49,395 --> 00:04:52,565
SpongeBob and Patrick,
take off those stupid masks!
77
00:04:52,566 --> 00:04:55,876
I know it's you.
78
00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:57,255
Stop it.
79
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,565
You're hurting me.
80
00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,255
Mayday!
Mayday!
81
00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,497
We need backup.
82
00:05:07,464 --> 00:05:10,290
Will you two
shut up in there?
83
00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:13,841
I'm trying to get your heads--
84
00:05:13,842 --> 00:05:14,739
off?
85
00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:19,083
Those nimrods were right.
86
00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:21,049
Aliens are real!
87
00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:26,600
SpongeBob, let me in!
88
00:05:26,601 --> 00:05:27,910
You were right!
89
00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,117
Tell Patrick you were right!
90
00:05:31,118 --> 00:05:32,703
Success.
91
00:05:32,704 --> 00:05:35,117
The vermin has evacuated.
92
00:05:35,118 --> 00:05:37,255
Let's take the artifact
to our ship
93
00:05:37,256 --> 00:05:40,497
before that horrible stinkbug
comes back.
94
00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,152
No! Wait! Wait!
95
00:05:58,153 --> 00:05:59,947
Wait, wait, wait!
96
00:06:12,395 --> 00:06:14,255
Hmm.
97
00:06:14,256 --> 00:06:18,084
So I says, I'll show
you a tractor beam.
98
00:06:22,154 --> 00:06:24,772
All right,
who's in charge here?
99
00:06:24,773 --> 00:06:27,324
I want to speak to the manager.
100
00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:28,601
Manager?
101
00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:32,876
Take me to your leader.
102
00:06:32,877 --> 00:06:35,427
That would be our supervisor.
103
00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,083
His office is down this hall.
104
00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:38,703
You just make a left
then a right.
105
00:06:38,704 --> 00:06:39,876
Don't talk to him.
106
00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,221
He is the vermin we eradicated.
107
00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:46,187
Looks like somebody
failed eradication class.
108
00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:50,186
Zip it.
109
00:06:50,187 --> 00:06:51,772
I outrank you both.
110
00:06:51,773 --> 00:06:55,186
I want you to put my home
back where you found it.
111
00:06:55,187 --> 00:06:56,807
Could you step forward?
112
00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:58,462
I'm hard of hearing.
113
00:06:58,463 --> 00:06:59,565
Sure.
114
00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:01,083
And another thing.
115
00:07:01,084 --> 00:07:03,565
What's the big idea
of coming to my planet
116
00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:06,221
and taking my house
out of my yard
117
00:07:06,222 --> 00:07:08,532
just because it looked
like your stupid head?
118
00:07:12,843 --> 00:07:15,634
Talking vermin are
the worst kind.
119
00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,014
Am I right?
120
00:07:17,015 --> 00:07:18,807
Just so it's not
a total loss,
121
00:07:18,808 --> 00:07:23,634
I say we run some tests
and do a probe.
122
00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:26,255
Hooray!
We're doing a probe!
123
00:07:26,256 --> 00:07:28,496
all: Probe! Probe! Probe!
124
00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:30,324
Probe! Probe! Probe!
125
00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,876
Probe! Probe!
- Probe?
126
00:07:31,877 --> 00:07:33,807
Probe! Probe! Probe!
127
00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:35,153
Probe! Probe!
128
00:07:43,154 --> 00:07:44,395
X-ray.
129
00:07:45,843 --> 00:07:47,876
Despite the large cranium,
130
00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:50,014
the brain seems
below average size.
131
00:07:50,015 --> 00:07:51,187
Hey!
132
00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:54,738
High blood pressure.
133
00:07:54,739 --> 00:07:57,772
Better watch that temper.
134
00:07:57,773 --> 00:07:59,878
Rotate neck.
135
00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,601
Nose hose.
136
00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:19,669
Impressive storage space.
137
00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,187
Now for the fun part.
138
00:08:25,395 --> 00:08:26,635
Ahh!
139
00:08:30,774 --> 00:08:32,257
Freedom!
140
00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,807
all: Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
141
00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,566
Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
142
00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,497
Huh?
143
00:09:02,119 --> 00:09:04,084
Daddy.
144
00:09:08,636 --> 00:09:10,154
Huh?
145
00:09:29,464 --> 00:09:30,565
No!
146
00:09:30,566 --> 00:09:32,325
Please don't probe me!
147
00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:39,808
Huh?
148
00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:48,427
In this probe,
I will be asking you
149
00:09:48,428 --> 00:09:51,634
embarrassing questions
about your childhood.
150
00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:56,292
Well, I guess I did have
trouble making friends.
151
00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:02,910
Then when I was three,
I said, "Mumsy, I told you,
152
00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:04,634
I don't like kelp juice."
153
00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:07,427
And she said, "Well, I don't
like being called Mumsy."
154
00:10:07,428 --> 00:10:09,981
And then--
all: Enough!
155
00:10:18,429 --> 00:10:20,186
Good riddance, vermin.
156
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,117
Keep your dumb, old artifact.
157
00:10:23,118 --> 00:10:26,117
And you can keep your
mother stories too.
158
00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:27,497
Oy vey!
159
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,565
Squidward, if I
didn't know better,
160
00:10:31,566 --> 00:10:34,876
I'd be thinking that was
a real alien spaceship.
161
00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,496
But we do know better,
huh, Squidward?
162
00:10:37,497 --> 00:10:39,393
I was wrong, okay?
163
00:10:39,394 --> 00:10:41,221
Aliens are real!
164
00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:43,910
I was on their ship, and I was
telling them about my mother,
165
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,496
and--and--and--and--
166
00:10:45,497 --> 00:10:46,910
We get it, Squidward.
167
00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:49,703
Aliens don't exist!
168
00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:51,256
But they do exist.
169
00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:54,809
Of course.
10602
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof