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Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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Oh, Lady Upturn!
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Always a delight to
have you back at our gallery.
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I'm bored by the art
in my home.
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What do you have that's
new and interesting?
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Ick.
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Oh, I-I've been saving
our newest and finest
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pieces just for you.
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This work is by one of
our emerging artists.
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Bleh.
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Where did they emerge
from, under a rock?
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Ah, how did you know?
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Lady Upturn,
I am so, so sorry.
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I should never have
shown you that dreck.
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Never fear.
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This next work is
guaranteed to excite.
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Bikini Bottom's
premier dance troupe
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has created
a performance so new,
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even they don't
know what it is yet.
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Yawn.
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Moving in time to
music is hardly new.
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This does nothing
for me, either.
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Oh, surely, there's
something here you'll enjoy.
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No, I'm afraid not.
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Regigilled!
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I need a walk to clear my mind.
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Carry me.
- Very good, ma'am.
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Alas, I have failed.
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Ow.
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Whoo!
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No!
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- Oh?
- Oh.
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My apologies, madam.
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I shall remove your person
from this cacophony at once.
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No, no, Regigilled.
Take me closer.
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As you wish.
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You, there!
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Yes, you!
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I'm allowed to play
my clarinet here.
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It's a free ocean, you know.
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I'm not stopping!
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Stop?
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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That is the most interesting
and avant-garde music
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I have heard in years.
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Oh, it is sublime.
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Do you have a patron?
I simply must be yours.
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Yeah, yeah, very funny.
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What is this, one of those
hidden-camera TV prank shows?
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Heavens, no.
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Television
is the lowest form of art.
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Regigilled, pay the man.
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You can't just buy the soul
of a raw talent like myself.
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Lady, you just bought
yourself an artist.
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Hello, losers.
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Hi, Squidward.
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What's with all the joy,
Mr. Squidward?
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I'm a paid musician now.
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You?
Musician? Paid?
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Laugh all you want,
but it's true.
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I don't need this minimum-wage
prison anymore.
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I quit.
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Huh?
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Wow!
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Squidward's dreams are
finally coming true.
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Welcome to your new home,
Mr. Tentacles.
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Oh, my, it's incredible.
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But where are you
going to live?
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The mansion is mine.
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You just get one tiny room.
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Oh, my.
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Wow!
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I cannot wait to show you off
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to my wealthy,
taste-making friends,
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so you better get writing.
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Yes, ma'am, ma'am.
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Toodle-oo, you genius, you.
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Out of my way, peon.
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So sorry, my lord.
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Wow, Squidward.
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That was very, uh,
confident of you.
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Yes.
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Being an artist requires
having an artist's temperament,
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you boob.
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What took you so long?
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Now, then, I'm only
here to invite you
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both to my big debut concert.
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Huh?
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Witness my rebirth
on the grandest stage
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in Bikini Bottom...
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if you can get the time off.
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Somehow,
he's even more annoying now
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than when he worked here.
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Wait, Mr. Krabs.
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Squidward is just being
insufferable because his dreams
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are coming true.
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We have to go and support him.
We're his friends.
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Well, "friends"
is a strong word, but fine.
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Hiya, Squidward.
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Mr. Krabs and I just wanted
to wish you luck
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before your big show.
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Luck?
Don't be stupid.
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I'm the greatest musician
who ever lived.
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Rich people say so.
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- Can't argue with money.
- Now, go find your seats.
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I'm in the middle
of my pre-show ritual,
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and I don't want
to be bothered.
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Eh.
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Good evening, music lovers.
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Like me, I'm sure you are tired
of the same old notes being
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played the same old ways.
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Well, fear not.
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Tonight you will finally
hear something new.
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Tonight I present to you
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Mr. Squidward Tentacles.
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Forget your wedding.
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Forget the birth
of your first child.
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This is going to be
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the greatest night
of your lives.
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all:
Oh!
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Oh, isn't it
dazzling, Doctor?
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Oh.
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Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
Yes.
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Pardon me, Lady Upturn.
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May I...?
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Of course, Dr. Fishberg.
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Lady Upturn, there's
a jellyfish blocking your ears.
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Oh, goodness!
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It must have gotten
stuck up there during my walk
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through Jellyfish Fields.
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Oh. Is that what
he really sounds like?
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This music is terrible!
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00:10:01,619 --> 00:10:03,342
Indeed.
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00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:05,860
The jellyfish's buzzing
must have altered the noise
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to be more pleasurable for you.
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Oh!
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Stop that racket!
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Stop it!
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How dare you interrupt m--
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I have a confession to make.
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A jellyfish was
obstructing my ears,
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so I hadn't truly heard
this fraud's music.
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And now that I have,
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I am offended!
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Hey!
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To make up for this
abysmal performance,
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I would like to invite
you all back to my home
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to experience real music
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by my newest artiste,
Maestro Patrick Star.
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What?
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Yay!
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Huh? Uh...
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Oh.
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- Whoo! Go, Squidward!
- Encore! Encore!
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We want more!
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- We want more!
- Do you really mean it?
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Of course.
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We've got jellyfish.
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Huh.
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I'll take what I can get.
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Come on, Squidward!
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